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Musical guest, maren morris. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 482 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that feels good i feel the love i feel the love please, thank you very much. Sit down, enjoy yourselves. Hot crowd welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very, very much. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Were so happy to be back on the air after the hiatus. Or as the Cleveland Cavaliers call it, a playoff game. Were happy were back. Did you see this last night, the Golden State Warriors beat the cavaliers by 33 points in game two of the nba finals. 33 points. Even people switching over from game of thrones are like, this is brutal. [ laughter and applause ] i did not see this coming at all. The other big sports story is that game four of the stanley cup finals was tonight on nbc. It was the Pittsburgh Penguins versus san jose sharks. [ cheers and applause ] but since it was on nbc, they still called it chicago stanley cup. Steve it works. Jimmy i saw that before tonights game, members of metallica performed the star spangled banner. Yeah. Hockey and metallica. [ light laughter ] even donald trump was like, thats too white. [ laughter and applause ] thats just a little bit too white. Its actually been an exciting series. But i noticed the announcer for the Pittsburgh Penguins sounded a little familiar. Steve really . Jimmy thats right, this is the announcer for the penguins. Take a listen. [ Morgan Freemans voice ] look at this family of penguins. Jimmy see what i mean . [ light laughter ] climbing majestically across the ice. Jimmy sounds familiar to me. They better score soon. Jimmy thats right. Or morgan is going to owe his bookie a lot of money. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy his bookie . Steve sounds like morgan freeman. Jimmy the whole thing is wrong. Meanwhile, were getting closer to the summer olympics in rio. And this is pretty amazing. I read that identical triplets from estonia will all run the womens marathon. Yeah. Which raises the question, why wouldnt they just spread out along the route and pretend theyre one person . [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy he looks fresh. Hes been gone for about two hours. Steve hes not even sweating. Jimmy hes not even sweating at all. [ light laught lets check in on the election, here. Bernie sanders campaigned in california yesterday ahead of the states democratic primary, and even checked out the famous carousel at the santa monica pier. It got a little awkward when the music stopped and bernie still wouldnt admit that the ride was over. [ light laughter ] this is going to be a contested carousel [ laughter ] just get off. Yesterday was the primary in puerto rico. And i read that some lines to vote were over two hours long. Many people just decided to leave. Yeah, i think the Founding Fathers put it best when they said, give me liberty or give me death, but but i aint waiting for two hours. [ laughter and applause ] yeah. After weeks of hesitation, House Speaker paul ryan finally endorsed donald trump for president on thursday. When asked what influenced his decision, ryan said xanax. [ laughter and applause ] lots of xanax. Trump created even more controversy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] trump created even more controversy recently by claiming the judge presiding over his Trump University lawsuit is biased, and said he should be disqualified because of his mexican heritage. When asked if his attacks would hurt his standing with hispanic voters, trump was like, good point, hispanics should be disqualified from voting, too. [ laughter and applause ] they shouldnt vote, they dont like me either. Thats right, trump claims that a judge of mexican descent is biased against him. And he even went on to say a a muslim would treat him unfairly as well. Trump said the only fair way to judge anyone is to hold a a swimsuit contest. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Everyone is talking about this. Donald trump was talking about his supporters at a rally in california on friday, and he picked someone out of the audience. Just listen to what he said. We had a case where we had an africanamerican guy who is a fan of mine. Great fan. Great guy. In fact, i want to find out whats going on with him. You know what im look at my afamerricanan over here, look at him. Jimmy anyway, glad youre here. Tell all the other africanamericans i said hello. All right, will you please . [ applause ] thank you for doing that. We actually have footage of trumps staff when they found out he has an africanamerican supporter. We got one [ applause ] jimmy thats right, there you go. [ laughter ] this is pretty cool. Did you see this today . This is very exciting. Googles new Artificial Intelligence project, magenta, just released its first ever song created entirely by a a computer. So, no humans were involved in making this song. Its all a. I. This is real. This is a real song. Heres an audio clip. This is amazing. Jimmy thats good, pretty simple. But not long after magenta created some lyrics. They generated some lyrics. [ light laughter ] steve this is not good. Jimmy well to be honest, they were saucy. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, listen. Yes i love you will you be mine ill take you out show you a good time then squeeze my crotch yes i have crotch yes im computer but computer have crotch [ light laughter ] please squeeze my crotch please squeeze my crotch jimmy okay, hey. All right, stop, stop. I apologize. All right, stop, thats good, thats enough. I dont know where hes getting that. Steve its saucy. Jimmy that guys [ laughter ] they have some kinks to work out. Still in beta version. Steve sounds like it has some kinks to work out. Jimmy they shouldnt really actually, a new poll done in the uk finds that women spend 17 minutes a day debating what 13 minutes. And 12 of those minutes are spent on the sniff test to decide if that outfit is clean. [ laughter and applause ] listen to this, theres a new app aimed at businessmen called recharge, which lets you rent hotel rooms by the hour to take a nap or a shower. [ light laughter ] and also thats definitely not what its really for. We have a great show, you guys. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good to see you, everybody. Hey, everybody. Welcome. Thank you so much. What a hot crowd we have tonight. Guys, give it up again for the roots. You got to love these guys. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you, looking great. We had the ninth annual roots picnic in philadelphia over the weekend. Now this is youve done this well, i guess nine timings. Normally its around july, isnt it . Tariq early june. Usually the first week of june. Jimmy its a giant Music Festival and its so well done. And its something that you guys have always wanted to do. Questlove its been our dream forever. Jimmy to bring a Music Festival to the u. S. Yeah. So now you have even kind of more exciting news. Quest, tariq, you got anything . Questlove were bringing it to new york city for two nights. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the roots picnic is coming to new york city for two nights. [ cheers and applause ] questlove october 1st, october 2nd. So many acts. 30 acts, like wutang clan. David byrne, dangelo, john mayer. [ cheers and applause ] nile rodgers. Jimmy where . Questlove at bryant park. Jimmy in bryant park, here in new york october 1st. Check that out, everybody. Were excited for you guys. Roots picnic. New york city, baby. October 1st and 2nd. Tariq you can get tickets tickets go on sale this friday at 10 00 a. M. At rootspicnic. Com. Jimmy all right good. Check those out, its gonna be good. [ applause ] guys, its monday. Were so happy to be back. We got a giant week of shows coming up. Something historic happening for us on thursday. The president of the united states, president barack obama will be here in our audience. [ cheers and applause ] how exciting. Hes making his first appearance on our show. We have a lot to talk to him about. You dont want to miss it. Itll be exciting, because last week ive interviewed him before, but we went to him. We went to north carolina. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, this is going to be exciting. First time here in the building in all the history here. Thats cool when the president comes to see you. We do have a good musical guest that night too. But i dont think we can talk about that yet. Cool, all right, very good. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. We love it when he stops by. From the new movie now you see me 2, Daniel Radcliffe is here. [ cheers and applause ] ve on americas got talent, the lovely mel b. Is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] and then this, this actress, unbelievably fantastic. If you like Country Music. We have great Country Music from maren morris, everybody. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes great. Fantastic. Guys, it is time for screen grabs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy these are some weird, funny things you guys have found on the internet or other places and then sent in to us. This first screen grab was sent in by sawndee wilson in palmer, alaska. A breaking news alert showed up on her twitter feed. Lets see what it was for. Apd is working what they believe is an ongoing burglary at the alaska Communication Systems whore house in midtown. [ laughter and applause ] didnt know it was illegal. Its a whore house. Steve in midtown. Jimmy it was legal and its in midtown, alaska. Next one was send in to us by david abrego in houston, texas. He was filling out a a questionnaire online, and saw this. Have you taken a hot air balloon ride in the past week . Yes, no or prefer not to answer. [ light laughter ] getting a little too personal. [ light laughter ] between me steve maybe i did, maybe i didnt. Jimmy between me and the maximum two, three other people that could have been in the hot air balloon. If i did. Steve if i did it with anyone. Jimmy if i did. Steve if i had a wicker basket full of cheese and champagne. Between me and the captain of the balloon. Jimmy this next one was sent in by Kimberly Lewis in watertown, massachusetts. She bought something on amazon and noticed this. It says, its a little embarrassing, i just bought nail ease ingrown toenail relief. And then heres a button to share the item on facebook. Steve yeah, you got to. Jimmy let everybody know about my ingrown toenail. If i went in a hot air balloon. Jimmy no, thats too much. Too personal, too personal. Next one was sent in by Katie Burgess in salt lake city, utah. She found some travel mugs for sale online. Steve oh great. Jimmy yeah. Ooh, look, theyre from lonodn. [ laughter ] lonodn. Steve lonodon. Jimmy lonodon. [ light laughter ] 5 ive always wanted to go to lonodon. Steve lonodon, take me away. Jimmy absolutely. This next one was sent in by juston martin. Justin martin. Steve justin. Its not juston. [ light laughter ] jimmy what . Steve its not juston . Jimmy im not wearing my glasses. I dont wear glasses, but if i did juston. Juston. Steve juston. Jimmy like gaston. Steve yeah. Be our guest be our guest jimmy juston. Juston martin. He was browsing oh, this is a good one. He was browsing the missed connections section on craigslist, and came across this one here. To the girl who saw me barfing on the trail this morning, sorry you had to see that. You handled it well. Perhaps you didnt even notice. I wasnt feeling too hot this morning, but i had to get on the trails anyway. I still maintain it was a good idea. I feel like a million bucks now. Either way, youre cute and super friendly. [ light laughter ] we should go hike together. I promise theres much more to me than what you saw this morning. [ laughter and applause ] oh, that is beautiful. Steve i wonder if that guy i saw barfing left me a a message. Jimmy yeah. Thats how he met his wife. Steve yeah. Jimmy this next one was sent in by ted shoemaker in detroit. He was listening to some music in itunes. Lets see the songs, look at the order. Its my life. Its all over. Its not over. Its on. [ laughter and applause ] its the circle of life. Its everything. Its over. Its not over. Its on. The next one was sent in by caitlin ballstead in salt lake city, utah. Her kid brought home a homework assignment from school. The question was what gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it . Lets take a look at the answer. A hole. [ light laughter ] so its steve a hole. Jimmy no, a hole. Steve a hole. Jimmy thats correct. Steve thats like a team, or ateam. Jimmy a hole. Steve a hole. Jimmy thats correct. Steve not any specific hole. Jimmy the more you take away steve just a hole. Jimmy yeah. I like that this is on while my face is above it. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy people at home are going the closed captions are working. Steve put your hand up. We need to get a screen shot. Jimmy this ones from lane bayer omaha, nebraska. He saw a photo of band from the 70s called black oak arkansas. And he thinks one of the guys in the band looks like me. I dont know if i see this one. Does that look like me . [ laughter and applause ] okay. Lets try something, you guys. Lets see if this works. [ cheers ] [ applause ] [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] i see it now. Steve go, jim dandy. Jimmy thats all the time we have for screen grabs. If you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at screengrabs tonightshow. Com. We might put it on the show. Stick around, well be right back with Daniel Radcliffe, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] making their getaway in a prius. 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What a day okawhoa ady . [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Only from xfinity. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a very tal see me 2, which is in theaters this friday. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Daniel Radcliffe [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much thank you [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much for having me jimmy welcome back to the show. They love you [ cheers and applause ] wow theyre way too kind. Jimmy we love to have you on here we like having we like having people from lonoden on our show. [ cheers ] thank you very much. I love you too. Thank you [ cheers ] jimmy thats right there you go welcome. We have a lot to talk about. Thank you, yeah. Jimmy we have you. We have mel b. We have a lot of people from lonoden on the show tonight. [ laughter ] were you a spice girls fan growing up . Yeah, we were all sort of swept away in that, like, mania. Everywhere. I was i was you know, i think i would have been, like, 7 or 8, so i was, like jimmy perfect. [ laughter ] perfect sort of age to have, like, crushes on all of them. Jimmy youre like, ill tell you what i want, what i really, really want. [ laughter ] you have to do it, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy they are the coolest. They are, yeah. Jimmy were gonna talk to mel b soon. Two movies i want to discuss with you if you dont mind. Yeah, theres a lot going on. Jimmy one is called swiss army man. Is that right . Yes. [ cheers ] jimmy youve heard of this film . Im so glad, like, some people have heard of this super weird, amazing movie that ive done. [ laughter ] jimmy it really is one of the weirdest i cant even really describe. Its a weird pitch. Its weird, like when you say, like, its a buddy comedy movie where one of the buddies is dead. You know, that strikes peoples ears, like, wait . What the hell . So, i play kind of a magical dead guy in it. [ laughter ] and you can go online and see the trailer. Jimmy who did this again, the director . These guys called the daniels, who, yeah [ laughter ] yeah, it was myself, daniel scheinert, daniel kwan. And paul dano, so every time the syllable dan was said on set, everyone, like turned around. Jimmy everybody turns around, like, whoa, whoa, whoa yeah. But yeah, theyre amazing. They made lots of amazing music videos. And we made this. I think its incredible. Its not going to be to everyones taste, but the people who love it, i think are gonna love it for a very long time. Jimmy it comes out june 24th, but this premiered at a festival, right . Yes. It came on at sundance originally. Jimmy yeah. And weve been in soft of articles before the film premiered that were saying like, 16 films to watch for the oscars next year i read that and i was like, no [ laughter ] you dont know what weve done, but its not that. So i think it got like quite a a divisive reaction since then, but, like, now the people know theyre going in to see the farting boner corpse movie. Jimmy you didnt mention that part. Your corpse is a yeah, so its like jimmy the flatulence. Yeah, which happens after you die sometimes. [ laughter ] jimmy you have magical flatulence. [ laughter ] i am a swiss i am the swiss army man. Used. He drinks water from me. Like, i can produce fire. Theres lots of there needs to be an action figure. [ laughter ] jimmy this is a real movie. Thats what im trying to say. [ laughter ] yeah, its really been made. Its complete. Weve done it. And its awesome. Jimmy youve done it. Its awesome. Yeah, im proud that youre always taking chances, that youre doing something fun. Thank you. I really think youll enjoy that movie. I really do. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you. I didnt mean to make it sound like, hey, its a a farting, boner, corpse movie. Youre going to love it. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy you turned the word, boner in there. Suddenly im like, oh yeah, probably, can i say that . Its weird combination. Jimmy you did, you did already. [ laughter ] but i dont know if thats a a spoiler, or i dont know what you want to its definitely, no. If youve seen the trailer, its definitely not a spoiler. Its in there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats the catchphrase. Thats the catchphrase. No, no. Its not that type not that type of movie. [ laughter ] thank you. Jimmy but, yeah. You have that to look forward to, and when you see it. We just did a fun thing about different screen grabs, and people things they might have seen or paused on their television or internet, and someone said i looked like this band. Yeah. Jimmy not bad. Yeah. Jimmy but i asked you, i go, you know, has anyone ever said they look like you . Theres this whole thing on reddit where they send in pictures from all over. Throughout, like, time as well. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] theres a lot of people in the past who i look like it turns out. Like, i dont know what that means. Jimmy this is my guy here. Thats you. Very good. Jimmy thats the guy that looks like me. Not bad. This is insane. This one im gonna save for the last one. Yeah, thats very good. That ones actually my favorite. Thats me as an old lady who is also simultaneously [ laughter and applause ] its me as an old lady as a a young boy. Jimmy as a young boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, its a very tricky [ laughter ] yeah, i dont know how i did that. Jimmy this one really ip [ laughter ] yep, thats me. Thats me when i was going off to war. Jimmy you were going off to war then, yes. This is that one i havent seen. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy not bad. That ones not bad. What is it about me that i look like so many stern, old ladies . [ laughter ] jimmy some of the old ladies arent as stern. Some are having fun and enjoying themselves. [ laughter and applause ] that ones like shes, like, suggestive and sexy. Jimmy and this is just, like, a dude i might want to hang out with here, that guy. [ laughter ] but also, can we discuss how, like, im with andy samberg in this. [ laughter ] jimmy its you and andy samberg, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Jimmy i think this guy i think he would be friends with this guy. These two guys would hang out. Yeah, we would all hang out and go to concerts. Id probably, like id probably, like, soundcheck for you. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly, yeah. Th jimmy i bought your records yeah. Yeah. Jimmy we can see what it looks like if you yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Jimmy put this on. Lets do this. [ cheers ] jimmy all right, and then [ cheers ] has it got the height . Does it have the height . Jimmy yeah, i think its got the height. Lets see. [ cheers and applause ] not bad. [ cheers and applause ] you look much cooler. Jimmy no, no. Wed look like wed hang out. Yeah, we look like wed hang out in this looks i wish this is how you looked. [ laughter ] jimmy in real life . In real life. Just, like, everything. And now, you hosted the show. Jimmy yeah, exactly. I hosted of the tonight show for 25 years. Its fantastic. [ laughter ] i feel great about this. Lets talk more about your new movie. More with Daniel Radcliffe after the break, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] cheers and applause ] your finger tips. Like the power to earn allstate reward points, every time i drive. Want my number . And cash back for driving safe. And the power to automatically find your car. I see you car and i got the power to know whos coming and when if i break down. You must be gerry. Hey. In means getting more from your Car Insurance with the allpowerful drivewise app. Its good to be in, good hands. An ovenbaked digiorno . Or waiting for delivery . Did you have that beard when we ordered . A hot, freshbaked crust . Or . Did we order extra soggy . 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We want them to grow up stronger. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Were hanging out with Daniel Radcliffe right here. Daniel. [ cheers and applause ] now you see me 2 is the film were talking about. You were not in the first one. But youre in the second one here. You play the villain. Yes. Jimmy and the four horsemen are back. Theres a lot of fun magic. We had dave frankel on the other day and he was great. And we were talking to him, and he said its tough to do magic on film because you do a trick and then you clearly can just tell they edit it. But you dont do that in this film. No. Jimmy its amazing. And particularly, dave doesnt. Dave has become, i think he showed you like really, genuinely very good at like throwing cards. He can burst balloons and fruit and stuff. Hes really good. Jimmy he said that he was doing interviews with you and a a lot of people asking questions, kept saying like, did you teach dave any of the tricks . Yeah. Like people just really seem to be really, like, did you learn any magic from Daniel Radcliffe . [ laughter ] jimmy they think that youre a wizard. I cant do that stuff. Jimmy no. So i was going along, then, they had these three amazing magicians on set all the time to make a ton of the magic that you see in the movie. Its practical and its amazing. Jimmy it really is. And just to like go and hang out with jimmy and what a cast of people. Its ridiculous. Jimmy you have mark ruffalo you have Michael Caine. Michael caine, who is like, that was, i mean, the whole cast is ridiculous and amazing. And to get to work with them was incredible. But Michael Caine, more particular. Jimmy when you do that acting with Michael Caine. Hes got that e. I feel like thats better than most peoples Michael Caine because you got like the depth of his voice. Most people tend to go quite sort of high and jimmy oh, Michael Caine. Yeah, they do that. Jimmy the younger Michael Caine. Exactly. Jimmy ill blow the bloody doors off. But he i did need to tell you that you i dont know who you were doing it with, but at one point you were on your show doing a Michael Caine impression, and he was watching that night. And, like, in his trailer, i guess he had it online or something but he was like, he came out of the trailer and reviewed your impression very positively. Jimmy what did he think . He said it was good. Its so hard to do it without doing michael cain voice. But now having worked with him i dont feel like i can impersonate him anymore. I feel like its you can. Jimmy yeah, oh, yeah. Its my job, yeah, yeah. But like, if you met him would you do it if you met him or would you be like worried about doing it if you met him . Jimmy i wouldnt be worried. Id do it because i know his times. Im a big, giant fan. Im a fan of most of my guests who come on the show, but Michael Caine. Did you learn anything from him . Did you hang out with him offset . Just, like, to be around somebody whos like hes in i guess hes in his 80s now maybe. And he has been in, like, 100 films. And a lot of actors are really jaded and sort of moan all the time, and michael just loved it. Like, he still has joy when it comes to like the only time i saw him even get remotely irate was when somebody a a crane camera, like one of them smacked him in the head, which is fair enough. Jimmy which is fair enough. Who would hit Michael Caine with the camera . Hello, learn your lesson. Yeah. I dont think that grip felt super good after that. Jimmy yeah. You do an acting scene with him up close and looking in his eyes, and its just like a a pinch me moment. Its totally a pinch me as somebody who grew up in england, he is sort of the archetype of what you want to be as a british film actor. Just in terms oft everything, so. Yeah, i want to be him when i grow up. Jimmy me too. I want to show everyone a clip of Daniel Radcliffe in now you see me 2. Take a look at this. It can unencrypt anything. Crack the fence firewall, manipulate markets and spy on anyone. And now its being sold to the highest bidder. If youre so rich, why dont you just buy it . He gets the money and the pleasure. No. No, no, no. Besides, why would i buy it when i can have you steal it for me . Oh. We preview tomorrow the various suitors. So how your teams gets flight security, thats up to you. But once you do, you just need to inspect it and steal it. Thats it . Come on, this is perfect for you, isnt it . Youre magicians and thieves. What makes you think we would even consider doing this . Oh, wait, i had a reason. What was it . Oh, yes, if you dont, ill have you killed. Jimmy yeah, its very simple. Daniel radcliffe, everybody. Now you see me 2 is in theaters on friday. Mel b. Joins us next. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] nationwide than tmobile or sprint. Thats a whote lotta network for not a lot a dough. 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Every mastercard world card comes with a concierge who can help you book a dream trip, arrange experiences and much more. Hey, youre going to need more of these. Learn more at priceless. Com world jimmy our next guest is one of the judges on the hit show, americas got talent, which airs tuesday nights [ cheers ] i know, its great at 8 00 p. M. Right here on nbc. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome mel b. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mel, welcome back to the show. Thank you for having me back. Oh, come on, lets do this again. That was a slow motion one too. Jimmy that was a smooch, on that one. I got into that one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy on, you give me a nice little kiss on the forehead and i leave it there for the whole interview. Its good luck. I love it. Jimmy it gets me through the year. Thank you so much, i appreciate it. [ laughter ] i love that. I love your accent as well. I tell you that every time you come on. People always say they can hear my accent. To me, i dont sound like i even have an accent. You all have an accents. Not me. [ laughter ] jimmy no, but its different than daniels and Michael Caines. It is posh and Michael Caines kind of cockney. [ cockney accent ] jimmy that is cockney like that. Mines like slang northern. A bit rough. [ North English accent ] jimmy a bit rough, yeah. Really rough. Jimmy i love it though. Are you having problems saying any american words that you have to say on the show . To me, i dont have a a problem. Maybe its everybody else that has a problem with the way i say it. [ laughter ] constantly on the panel on americas got talent heidi and simon always take the mick out of how say how i say buzzer. Buzzer. Jimmy the boozer, yeah, i knew, of course i knew that. The way they say it, they go boozer. Like i sound like ive been smoking 50,000 cigarettes and im on my death bed. I dont think i sound like that. Jimmy no, no. Its cute the way you say buzzer. It should be called the boozer anyway. Its cuter that way. You should do my accent then. Jimmy i can try, yeah. Lets press the boozer. I do not sound like jimmy im doing a weird high voice. My voice is not high. [ mel b. Voice ] jimmy this is your voice in my head. Its not. Jimmy say a sentence. Ill say it as you. Think of jimmy think of [ talking simultanously ] hey baby. [ laughter and applause ] its season 11, yeah, americas got talent. This time, howard stern is now not on this season. This one is simon cowell i know i love howard stern. I love you howard stern. Jimmy we love howard stern. Hes great. I live simon cowell as well. Simon cowell is a bit a a trip. Hes a bit a naughty one. Jimmy hes a trip. Yeah, he is, right . I like that. Its good. I like how you switched it up. He kind of sits like hes not impressed. [ laughter ] he kind of sits like, i dont really care. He has his uniform, his white shirt and his really jimmy tight, tight shirt. Terrible trousers and shirt he wears. Jimmy but i love his face sometimes when they cut to his face. Im a fan i just love that guy. Hes unimpressed sometimes. Jimmy hes always unimpressed. Hes, like, eating a sandwich. What you got . What you gonna do tonight . I dont know. You know what i love about him. He created the show. Jimmy thats what im saying, its his show. Hes a very rich guy. He created all these formats. And he knows talent when he sees talent. I like that. Jimmy have you ever worked with him in the past . Oh, yeah, ive known him for a long, long time. In fact, when it started, spice girls actually auditioned for him. Not auditioned, we bamboozled him. He was coming out of work and we kind of hijacked the car park he was trying to get his car out of and just sung for him and said, look, were going to be famous one day, can you sign us, and he went, no, its not going to work. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy really . He went on to say its one of the biggest mistakes he ever made. Good boom [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you became the spice girls, come on but you know talent as well. This year so far weve only we havent seen that many contestants, but i think i know whos going to win i think. My jimmy whats that . Did you understand that . [ laughter ] [ gibberish ] [ laughter ] my Golden Buzzer. Jimmy your Golden Buzzer. My Golden Buzzer. Not these Golden Buzzers that Golden Buzzer. Jimmy thank you, yes. [ laughter ] Golden Buzzer. I was going to say Golden Buzzer. Golden buzzer. Michael lawrence. The opera singer. Jimmy i was think of the other, the mime. Lauren i mean. Jimmy i like the guy with hes very funny. He doesnt say a word. Jimmy this guy came out with tape on his mouth. Did you see tape face . Didnt say anything. Jimmy the guy came out and he didnt say anything. Simon is like [ laughter ] checking his emails and stuff. And this dude comes out with tape on his face. And hes like that. And then Howie Mandels like, are you going to say anything . Like where you from . He goes [ laughter ] thats it. Jimmy then youre like, i dont get it. I dont understand what this guys thing is. And then he goes into his act. Its fantastic. Made me laugh. My Golden Buzzer was and i think the best one and im just going to steal that. Shes called laura. Shes 13 years old. She came out on stage so shy. Jimmy yes, thats right. You remember now. Jimmy she has the voice opera. Not really my bag. I wouldnt have used my Golden Buzzer on it. Im just saying, you think shes going all the way . I think so because shes such a nice sweet girl. And then before she started singing, you dont really believe shes actually got anything special. Then when she starts. Jimmy powerful. Its unbelievable. I brought a clip for you too. You see how i did that segue . Boom. [ cheers and applause ] i am good. Jimmy heres 13yearold laura performing on americas got talent. Take a look at this. 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Performing, my church, off her debut album hero, please welcome maren morris [ cheers and applause ] ive cussed on a sunday ive cheated and ive lied ive fallen down from grace a few too many times but i find holy redemption when i put this car in drive roll the windows down and turn up the dial can i get a hallelujah can i get an amen feels like the holy ghost running through ya when i play the highway fm i find my soul revival singing every single verse yeah i guess thats my church when hank brings the sermon and cash leads the choir it gets my cold coal heart burning hotter than a ring of fire when this Wonderful World gets heavy and i need to find my escape i just keep the wheels rol until my sins wash away can i get a hallelujah can i get an amen feels like the holy ghost running through ya when i play the highway fm i find my soul revival singing every single verse yeah i guess thats my church can i get a hallelujah can i get an amen feels like the holy ghost running through ya when i play the highway fm i find my soul revival singing every single verse thats my church hey can i get a hallelujah can i get an amen feels like the holy ghost running through ya when i play the highway fm i find my soul revival singing every single verse yeah i guess thats my church yeah i guess thats my church yeah i guess thats my church [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic thank you thank you very much. Fantastic maren morris. [ cheers and applause ] hero is out now. Well be right back, everybody moisture so i can get into it ao enhance mbit quicker. Ral and when i know shes into it, i get into it and. Feel the difference with ky ultragel. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Daniel Radcliffe, mel b. , maren morris right here, once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jesse eisenberg. Star of ophan black, actress tatiana maslany. Author chuck klosterman. Featuring the 8g band with jon theodore. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . 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