Next stop. Thats right, earlier this afternoon President Trump held a press conference, hostage. [ laughter ] President Trump said today that despite reports of chaos, his administration is running like a finetuned machine. Meanwhile, behind that yellow curtain. [ yelling ] famed watergate reporter Carl Bernstein told cnn yesterday that the Trump Administration is trying to cover up its ties to russia. Bernstein wouldnt identify his source, but did say he goes by the name loose throat. [ light laughter ] secretary of state, Rex Tillerson today said that russia must respect its International Commitments toward ukraine and then he winked so hard he accidently swallowed his eyebrows. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump today tweeted that the failing New York Times must apologize for publishing leaks from his administration, but at this point if they didnt publish white house leaks, the whole paper would just be the crosswords. [ light laughter ] a new study found that men fall in love more quickly than women. With men, it can be almost instant while some women are going on 20 years. [ laughter and applause ] seth according to politico, chief of staff, Reince Priebus arrives at the white house by 6 30 in the morning and does not leave until midnight while the midnight to 6 30 a. M. Shift is covered by eric trump. [ laughter ] your office isnt over. The makers of the board game monopoly hav they are dropping the thimble token in favor of new pieces in the shape of emojis and hashtags. Although, if youre trying to modernize monopoly, maybe start with oriental avenue. [ light laughter ] we call it Asian American avenue now. Thank you. A bbc radio host is apologizing for saying that santa claus isnt real on a live broadcast this morning, but the damage was already done. [ audience aws ] are you sad youre making a noise like youre sad he found out. And finally a company in japan has created a spread that combines coffee and butter. Its called, i cant believe im eating this. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight. Heres who we got, from the new movie fist fight, hes one of our favorites, my old friend tracy morgan is on the show tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applaus how lucky are you . How lucky are you . Also, from the fantastic showtime show billions, Malin Ackerman joins us this evening. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic actress and well have music from bebe rexha, which is great. Im so excited for you to hear that as well. Now, before we get to all that, the Trump Administration has been royaled by chaos and today trump doubled down on that chaos by holding a Bizarre Press Conference full of false claims, grievances and attacks on the media. For more on this, its time for a closer look. So, our show tapes at 6 30 and usually we start writing a closer look the night before. By 1 00 p. M. Today, we had a draft about republican attempts to repeal obamacare that we felt good about and then donald trump held what can only be described as a bat [ bleep ] crazy press conference that rendered this script completely meaningless, so if you dont mind [ applause ] [ cheers ] seth bye, dead jokes. Now to set the scene for this press conference, in just over three weeks Trumps White House has been plagued by infighting, legal challenges, messy executive orders, the resignation of his National Security advisor and now, the revelation that his aides had contacts with russia during the campaign and if theres has been anything good in this, its been watching trump develop techniques to avoid questions about that russian contact. Here is a move called the drift away. Mr. President are you answering questions about your associate contact with the russians [ laughter ] seth and heres another one here is another one called the pretend i dont hear you. Any comment on the repo Senior Advisor [ inaudible ] President Trump, no comment on that . Seth not only does trump look miserable, but check out bibi netanyahu. He has a face like, should i go . Being a world leader sitting with trump right now is like being a woman on a date with a guy and then his wife shows up screaming, your kids want to know where you are. [ light laughter ] i just got out to dinner. This may come as a surprise to donald trump, but it turns out the demands of actually governing are much more strenuous than the freeforall atmosphere of campaigning which may be why White House Events and meetings with foreign leaders, trump keeps reliving the glory days of his election victory. Were, you know, very honored by the victory that we had. 306 Electoral College votes. We were not supposed to crack 220. You know that, right . We won by a very, very large Electoral College vote. We had a wonderful election, didnt we . We did well. The election it came out really well. Next time well triple it up or quadruple it. Thats right. We want to get over 51, right . Amen. At least 51. Amen. Well, this is black history month. [ light laughter ] seth good segue, dude. Talked about his election victory at an event for black history month. In fact, did you guys know Frederick Douglas voted for me . [ laughter and applause ] very alive. Great guy. In fact, trump is so desperate for the instant gratification of cheering crowds, that this weekend hes responding to all the chaos in his government by heading back out to the campaign trail less than four weeks into his presidency. The president answered to all of this, announcing overnight his First Real Election Campaign rally scheduled for this weekend in florida. The white house says the president will hold a rally on officials here are calling it a quote, Campaign Event wolf, so take note democrats, the 2020 campaign apparently has already begun. Seth no no [ light laughter ] we we are not ready for another campaign. People from the last campaign are still wondering around in the woods. [ light laughter ] youre like somebody who wants a birthday month. Your birthday is over. Get to work. Because if you Start Talking about 2020, its only a matter of time until cnn puts up a countdown clock and i am not watching the same clock for four [ bleep ] years. [ laughter and applause ] but trump apparently couldnt wait until saturday to get in front of the cameras because today he held the first solo press conference as president and he used the opportunity to strike a more conciliatory tone with the media. Of control. Its all fake news, fake news, fake news. Very fake news. Russia is fake news. Quiet, quiet, quiet. Sit down. Sit down. Very insulting question. Wait a minute, i dont have to tell you. I dont have to tell you. Im not going to tell you. Im just telling you. You know, youre dishonest people. Where are you from . Bbc. Okay, here is another beauty. Donald trump rants and raves at the press im not ranting and raving. Seth did you hear him . He said hes not ranting and raving but again, what president hasnt had to say im not ranting and raving . Who can forget lincolns tirade at gettysburg or fdrs fireside meltdowns and of course, Ronald Reagan famously saying, mr. Gorbachev, if you dont tear down this [ bleep ] wall, im going to lose my [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] of course, it was trump himself who spent the entire press conference whining about perceived grievances and slights and pushing false claims with just to give you an idea how all over the place this press conference was, at one point trump made this bizarre claim about the drug problem. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. [ light laughter ] seth i think i know what happened here. Donald, thats not the price, thats the name. Trump then claims, claimed amazingly his former National Security advisor michael flynn, who trump fired, did nothing wrong when he secretly discussed sanctions with the russian ambassador. In fact, trump even said that if flynn had not contacted the russian ambassador, trump would have ordered him to do it himself. I dont think he did anything wrong. It certainly would have been okay with me if he did it. I would have directed him to do it, if i thought he wasnt doing it. Seth he did something i would have told him to do, so he had to go, clean out your desk, buddy. Why are you cleaning out your desk . [ light laughter ] finally, trump did answer some questions about russia, specifically, some questions about the provocative actions russia is taking recently, from pl ship near a naval base in connecticut. You mentioned the vessel, the spy vessel off the coast of the united states. Not good. There was a Ballistic Missile test that many interpreted as violation of an agreement between the two countries not good. Not good. And a russian plane buzzed a u. S. Destroyer. Not good. [ laughter ] seth thats your answer . Were talking about Russian Military aggression, not a turkey sandwich at the deli. [ light laughter ] not good. Very dry. Not good. Wont pay, send back. And then later, he casually mused about how great it would be for him politically if he attacked the russian ship. The greatest thing i could do, is shoot that ship thats 30 miles offshore right out of the water. Everyone in this country is going to say, oh, thats so great. Seth nobody would say that. The only way everybody is going to say, oh, thats so great, is if the russian hooker tape is on netflix this weekend. [ laughter and applause ] trump trump then took a question from veteran journalist april ryan of american urban radio networks, who asked if trump would be willing to meet with the Congressional Black Caucus and trump offered this pretty racist response. Are you going to include the Congressional Black Caucus well, i would. Ill tell you what, do you want to set up the meeting. Do you want to set up the meeting . No, no, no. Are they friends of yours . Seth its racist to assume all black people know each other. You dont know all orange people. Hey, donald, can you set up a meeting with snookie and the lorax . [ laughter and applause ] lets talk about trees and tanning. But dont worry, trump made sure to offend multiple demographics. Because when a reporter for a jewish publication asked trump about antisemitism in the u. S. , trump said this. Hes said hes going to ask a very simple, easy question. And its not. Its not. Its not a simple question not a fair question. Okay. Sit down. I understand the rest of your question. We did very well relative to other people, running as a republican. Quiet, quiet, quiet. See, he lied about, he was going to get up and ask a very straight simple question so, you know, so you should take that instead of having to get up and ask a very insulting question like that. Seth its very rude to insult someone. Now sit down and shut up, you liar. [ light laughter ] even when trump put aside all of his bizarre paranoia, false claims and complaints about the media and turned to actual policy, he didnt seem very comfortable. For example, trump claimed that republicans were working on a plan to repeal and replace obamacare and said this were begun preparing to repeal and replace obamacar. Seth wait, there is a secret obama car . Does it travel back in time like a delorean and if so, can we fire up the flux capacitor and get that [ bleep ] up to 88 miles an hour immediately . [ cheers ] this has been a closer look. 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Im said boo seth meyers [ cheers and applause ] hey stop being boring and bring out tracy morgan. [ cheers and applause ] seth tracy, buddy, what are you doing . Im not tracy morgan. [ laughter ] im wearing a hat and mustache. [ laughter ] this disguise makes me a dien seth yeah, tracy, buddy, segment, well do a commercial, and ill bring you right out. I told you im not tracy morgan. [ light laughter ] look at this mustache. Its definitely not a fake seth meyers. Seth no, no. Youre clearly tracy morgan. Man, i wish i was tracy morgan. With his great smile and his six pack abs, and his six pack dong. [ laughter and applause ] seth six pack dong . He got a dong full of seth. Seth okay, right. [ laughter ] if youre not tracy morgan, then who are you . Im denzel washington. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth no, youre not denzel washington. Im leonardo dicaprio. [ laughter ] seth youre not leonardo dicaprio. Yeah, im barney frank. Seth youre barney frank, the former massachusetts congressman and chairman of the House Financial Services committee. Seth okay, if youre barney frank, whats the most famous piece of legislation you ever passed . The doddfrank financial reform bill. Applaud me for knowing that. [ cheers and applause ] look, seth meyers. Lets bring out tracy morgan. I promote my new movie fist fight. And ill be on my merry way. Seth wait, wait, wait. Youll promote fist fight . Youll promote it . You caught me seth myers. You caught me on an internet web of lies. Seth its okay. This hat and this mustache were nearly a disguise. This is a disguise. Seth yeah, we know. Im tracy morgan. Seth we know. I won a Screen Actors Guild award in 2009. Applaud me for that. [ cheers and applause ] seth all right. You know what . Stop applauding and wait until he comes out as a guest. Well be back with our good friend tracy morgan, everybody. [ ch a its your tv, take it with you. 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I dont know how to get your fist up protect yourself before you get punched in the head all right, like how . Show me how. [ laughter ] is that too hard . Because it felt awesome. [ laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, tracy morgan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth hello, friend. Im good. Seth its always good to see you. Its always good to see you in this building. Its where we first met. Were family. Were family because of this building. Yeah, my cousin from another mother with a different color. Seth there you go. [ laughter ] all to the good. Seth all to the good. And this is very exciting because this is your first film since your accident. Yeah. Seth were all so happy to have you back. Have you have working. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth same old tracy. Hey, man. Im back for a reason, to make yall laugh. Seth thats right. [ cheers and applause ] were lucky to have you. Right on. Seth and, you know, people may forget you were in a coma and you when you were in that coma, you said, is this true, that you saw the light . Yeah, but i aint go through it because i thought it was the police. And i had warrants, you know. You cant get into heaven with priors. [ laughter ] seth fist fight is a film about a fist fight between two teachers. Yeah. Seth did you have any fistfights back in the i had some of them, but let me ask you a question. Seth yeah. If you was in high school and you heard two teachers were going to fight in the parking lot, would you be there . Seth oh, id be there. Absolutely. Yeah, im going. Its going down. Seth yeah. Two teachers . Seth that would be incredibly exciting. Awe, man, yeah. I had some fistfights but my fistfights after school were epic. I had a cut man. I had a corner man. Seth oh really . You had a whole crew. Ernie fur, ernie fudge junior. Joe fraziers manager was there. It was contracts disputes. A lot of stu. A lot of promotion on hbo. [ laughter ] for some reason the fight, doctor Ernie Pacheco got involved. Seth Ernie Pacheco there. Yeah. He was involved, so, lot of stuff happened. Seth who did you fight . It wasnt the thriller in manila, it was the thriller in front of ps 59. Seth okay. [ laughter ] Public School 59. Seth and who would you fight with . Who were youre fist fights with. Well, you know, i had this one girl i liked. You know, i didnt know how to express it, so i punched her in the arm and she wound up whooping my ass. Seth okay. [ laughter ] wore me out. Cause she had the big sunny liston hands. [ laughter ] struck that drum. She left that jam out there. She threw punches in bunches. [ laughter ] seth thats a very i was overwhelmed. They came from everywhere. [ laughter ] seth you play a high school you play a gym coach in this film. Yeah. Seth did you base it on any yeah. Ben wright. I loved ben wright. He was my defensive coach because i play high school football. He was the defensive coach. And ben wright was the man. He wasnt coaching, he was a preacher that drank. Seth oh, okay. [ laughter ] when he wasnt coaching. Heavy set dude. Got a had a chipped tooth. He had a kitchen on the side of his beard. And id be hearing him talk like he spoke like al green for some reason. Seth what did he have on the side of his beard . A kitch the naps on the baf the side of his face looked like chop meat. [ laughter ] chest full of hair like chuck norris. [ light laughter ] and he had them old you know those gym shorts . Seth yeah. You could see his hernia balls. [ laughter ] he did, he had a hernia ball. My grandfather had them hernia balls. [ laughter ] huge hernia balls. He, one time he told my daughter, come over here and sit on grandpa lap. I said no, you aint sitting on grandpa lap. [ laughter ] you sit your ass right here. Dont you be sitting on grandpa lap. Sit right here. He was fun, though, because he would personalize everything. He was everything was take a lap. Hit the track, take a lap. But he wouldnt just make you take a lap. He would personalize it and tell you something personal before you take it. He like, i dont care if your uncle helped fix my transmission, take a lap. [ laughter ] seth thats nice. Me back. Take a lap. [ laughter ] i dont care what the struggles you got going on in your home. Take a lap. That was him. Seth thats nice. He gives it a personal touch. Ben wright. That was my man. Seth ben wright. Valentines day, we just had one. What you do . What did i do for valentines day . Seth yeah. Got her pregnant, what do you think i seth oh, you did . [ laughter ] yes. Yes. Seth good, thats what its for. Got her pregnant. Got pregnant. Seth is there any romance leading up to the impregnation . Do you do you bring home flowers . Are you a flowers and chocolates kind of guy . Yeah i give her a bag of medical weed and a snickers. I did my part seth snickers . [ laughter ] medical weed and snickers. Thats grass and candy. [ laughter ] seth we were it or is it just stuff you already have . [ laughter and applause ] i want to talk we were talking backstage, b. E. T did a fantastic special on new edition. It was like the history of new edition. I could have been im telling you man, i got cut out. Seth you got cut out . I got cut out. One day when i was 8yearsold, me and bobby brown was standing in front of the projects in boston and i said, yo bobby, we should start a singing group. He walked off, i never saw him again [ laughter ] i want my money, bobby. I want my money. [ laughter ] i got cut out [ laughter ] Bell Biv Devoe was Bell Biv Devoe morgan. Seth oh, it was. I got cut out seth well, Bell Biv Devoe morgan doesnt just not right. [ laughter ] seth im sorry, i did not realize all this stuff had happened to you, it sounds it hurts, seth. [ laughter ] seth you were at the super bowl. Did you enjoy that . Super bowl was fixed. Seth oh, it was . [ cheers ] i turn it on, it was 283. I turn 10 minutes later, its but i will tell you, thats the most amount chicken wings i ever ate. Seth oh, really . [ laughter ] and papa johns. I think their chicken wings industry is the one that fixed it. I dont know. Seth oh, wow. Papa johns, if they could fix the 1930 world series, papa john. [ laughter ] seth and you is it true you performed, robert kraft the patriots owner, you performed for his birthday . Yeah, for his 70th birthday. Hes my friend. Robert kraft is my friend. And they wanted me to talk about deflategate. But im not going to sit there with no 70yearold man and talk about deflated balls you know. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] its just not right. Its not right to talk about deflated balls with 70yearolds. Seth you wouldnt do it around your old gym coach . No no. Seth you are back youre back home at snl. Aint see anybody got into this donald trump thing. Im not i never dealt with that. Im still upset about pete rose, man. Seth oh. Why pete rose aint in it . Put pete in. Seth so, wait, you are you saying you cant get upset about donald trump cause youre still upset i dont deal with politics, man. But i am upset about pete rose. Seth okay. Charlie hustle. He belongs in. Seth so, do you [ cheers and applause ] he does. Seth do you think he bet on baseball . Yeah, but i just think that he was ghetto with it. He called his bookie using the dugout phone. You know. [ laughter ] everybody was mad about it. He calls his bookie using the dugout phone. Seth i didnt think you could dial out on dugout phones. Yeah, you can. A lot of things you dont know seth. Seth i thought it went a lot of things you dont know. Seth i thought it just went to the bullpen and you just hey, i bet on comedy. Seth you bet on comedy. No, i dont. [ laughter ] i love comedy. Seth here, you and kenan, you guys played beyonces twins. I would love yeah. [ cheers and applause ] seth did you have fun . Was it fun being back . I wouldnt mind being one of beyonces kids, man. Seth yeah. They got it jayz is my daddy. [ laughter ] seth pretty good life ahead for those guys. Yeah, you get anything you want. Jayz your daddy. All you got to do is cry. [ crying ] he buy y [ laughter ] i want a corvette. Ill buy you a corvette. Jayz. Seth is that what kids want these days . Its a hard knock life [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ahh [ cheers and applause ] seth tracy, very excited about this too, you just filmed a special for netflix. Were gonna be able to see that coming up. May 16. Seth and you got whats the name of your tour . You picking up the pieces tour . It was, yeah, picking up the pieces. Seth just wrapped that up. You wrapped that up real nicely. Yeah, we shot the special. The special is called staying alive. Check it out. May 16. Seth may 16. Im a tell you what my life has been for the last two years. I will share it with you. [ cheers and applause ] seth cant wait to hear it. My friend, it is always just the best to see you. Hey, can i get that drum set after you finish . [ laughter ] i love it. Look good with my wall, play it in my room. The drum set. I like that bass, too. I like the bass. Seth all right, you can have all of it because youre family. Give it up for tracy morgan, everybody. Fist fight is in theaters tomorrow. Well be right back with Malin Akerman. [ cheers and applause ] they are ridiculous when they first wake up. Daddy walks into the walls like hes a bumper car. Your dunkin doesnt make you, you. But it helps. Delicious Dunkin Donuts coffee. Pick some up where you buy groceries. Delicious Dunkin Donuts coffee. Mythey have to be great on themy tinside and outside. To strengthen both, she said to go pro. Teeth inside, and is better at strengthening the outside. Than colgate total. Best checkup ever. 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My cousin will be here in 45 minutes. Ill cover until then. Fully licensed. Seth please welcome to the show Malin Akerman, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . Im good. Thanks, how are you . Seth im very good. Its wonderful to see you again. Obviously, i know the pronunciation of your name, Malin Akerman. Its swedish. It is swedish, yeah. Seth and so malin though, people have had trouble with over the years. Oh, goodness. I the best one ive ever gotten ive gotten the whole gamut. But the best one ive ever gotten i worked at a bar for two years, as a bartender, and i had this one guy who used to come in. He was a regular, and it was my birthday at one point, and he gives me a card, which was very sweet of him, to even give me a card. Seth of course. And in the card it said happy birthday mullet. Seth mullet. Yes. [ laughter ] he thought my name was mullet, for the whole time. Seth the whole time for two years. He must have felt so sorry for me. Seth he must have felt so bad. Thats why he gave me such great tips. Seth there you go. So congratulations on billions. Thank you. Seth its an incredibly successful show on showtime. And your you played the wife of damians character. I do. Seth and he is sort of the hedge fund billionaire. Hes got a lot of jargon. Theres a lot of you end up having a lot of the jargon, as well. Not as much, thank god. Seth but do you have you picked up have you learned financial jargon . Not a thing. Seth really . [ laughter ] nasdaq . Seth still dont know . [ laughter ] dont know what it stands for, dont really care. [ light laug ] seth so, it would be a mistake for people to think, because youre on this show, they should come to you for stock advice . Oh, do you know how many people ask me, things about the financial world . And listen, im an actress, i read my lines, i make intentions and go to work. [ laughter ] seth yeah. I i do not play in the stock market. Play do you even say play . I dont know. Seth yeah, i dont know. That sounded good, actually sounded great, didnt it . Seth like oh, she knows what shes talking about. Its like gambling. Its gambling. Seth yeah. I do i can make it sound like i know what im talking about. But i kind of zone out at table reads, when they get into the jargon, and then i zone back in when its time seth thats it, because of course, its not just about, and theres also its a show about relationships, and thats yes, thats what i care most about. Seth there you go. Ive heard and is it true, that with its been a hard sell for your mother . At first, yeah, she was she, she is the type of gal who likes to watch two and a half men, seth great. Which is a great show. Seth of course, very enjoyable. My parents are the same. Yep, and i and i thought, you know, lets give it a shot, and she the First Episode was like, i dont understand a thing. [ laughter ] and i just forced her to watch a few more, and then she got into it, and loved it and, you know, its theres a little bit for everyone in this show. Seth there you go, thats the least a mother should do for her daer yeah. Seth i wanna [ laughter ] you so you instagramed this. We did not dig this up. You self dug this up. Yeah, okay. Seth because you, did some modeling, before you were an actress, and this is abercrombie and fitch, and tell us tell us about this. cause theres a good story to this, other than the fact that [ laughter ] this is like right after cops pulled you over, and is like, you guys got to put some clothes on. [ laughter ] after the cops pulled us over . Were that excited . Seth yeah, you were that excited, youre like hey, its another naked person. [ light laughter ] yeah, that was seth and you are selling clothes, right . Well, that was the whole question. [ laughter ] i dont really know what we were selling. Seth yeah. I really dont know what were selling. cause we never we got to set and and after two i want say two takes, two shots seth sure. They the clothes came off. He didnt want any clothes on us, and i dont know if you guys notice, but that mr. Dornan who plays mr. Grey . Seth yeah, 50 shades of grey. Yeah, james dornan. Seth so, thats fantastic. Before he was mr. Grey. Yeah, got to see everything. Seth and again, if you had that if youre if youre youth was that exciting, youd have to be mr. Grey to get off. Youd be like [ laughter ] youd be like, i cant do regular [ bleep ], i used to drive around naked. [ laughter ] totally. Seth i i cant get off, the way regular people get off. [ light laughter ] no, i mean, needless to say, we got to know each other very well. Seth there you go, yeah. Yeah, very well. Seth so also though, like, lets not forget about this guy who wasnt in 50 shades of grey. Hes like, hold on. Let me let me just give you a little more butt cheek. Thats like oh, god. [ laughter ] seth hes like a seven degree rotation from full full crack in the lens. Nice ass though, its a nice butt. Seth it is a nice butt. Everybody i think that was the thing about abercrombie and fitch, there were never lousy butts in the ads. There were never lousy butts. [ laughter ] no, he picked some good butts. Seth you represented canada as well, in what what am i about to show . Ah, jesus. Uh, youre about to show i did a thing when i was 17, it was like the ford super model of the world competition. Seth gotcha. Where my yeah. I did like a seth so you you had to win a lot of intern i won the ca ford super model in canada, and then went to vegas to the ford super model of the world thing, and as i was going down the runway, my joint collapsed in my toe. Seth gotcha. And thought it kind of hurt, and like five months later had to have surgery. Seth but this but this is incredible, because were going to see the moment your joint collapsed. Yeah. Seth yeah, and i would just want to credit the level of model you are because, youre ice cold. Yeah. Cut to seth lets take a look, yeah. There it is. Seth thats it. Thats where you lost the toe. I mean, you would never guess. And with a bite of the lip went, ah, [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] keep going, keep going. Seth so multitalented. You can walk with an injury. Apparently, not seth with a severe injury. Yes. Seth naked in cars. Youre in a band, as well. You werent youre not in a band, you had a band experience. Was. I had a band experience. When i failed as an actress, when i first came out to hollywood, and didnt get a single job in a year three said hey, you want to be a singer . Seth hold on, wait. Where [ laughter ] where are you in l. A. Where that happened . Studio city. Seth okay, gotcha. So youre on the street, or youre in a bar . No, it was through a friend seth okay, gotcha. At somebodys apartment and they i was like, oh, cool. Whats this you know, its like a studio that the singing booth was the closet. Seth okay, gotcha. You know, it was like really and i was so impressed. Seth yeah. And so i seth so you said yes to three random italians. I said, absolutely. Random italians. Seth sure. Sounds like a great deal. Theyre going to teach me how to sing. By the way, when italians seth oh, so you didnt know how to sing . No, i didnt know how to sing. But i had a fantasy about being a rock star, and i like leather so seth yeah, there you go. It all worked out. And so the guy said, you know, well teach you how to sing and by the way, if an italian tells you theyre going to teach you how to sing, they just yell at you. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] just sing it. [ indiscernible ] bawling my eyes out in the closet. Seth so, how did how did this, sort of resolve itself, your time in the band . We never got a deal. And i seth oh, really . And i left and went back to acting, which was a better choice. Seth yeah, i think so. Yeah, so but we did we did do like the l. A. Circuit, which the viper room, the roxy, and the good thing about when you do live shows, and you do rock n roll, is if you cant hit a note you scream, and if youre really out of tune, the band just plays really loud. Seth oh, right. So that they cant hear you at all. Seth gotcha, that can last for awhile. Thats how good i was. Seth there you go, well congratulations on that. Thank you. Seth and congratulations on the show, and thanks so much for being here. Thank you so much. Seth Malin Akerman everybody. [ cheers and applause ] Second Season of billions premieres this sunday on showtime. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] larms wheres the car . Itll be here in three. Uh, four minutes. Are you kidding me . No, looks like he took a wrong turn. Dont worry, this guys got like a fourstar rating, is randy. Thats like one of the most trustworthy names ordering a getaway car with an app . Are you randy . 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Performing i got you give it up, for bebe rexha everybody [ cheers and applause ] i can see you hurtin ive been through the same thing baby dont you worry i got you i just wanna know you tell me all your secrets lookin like you need it cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you we can get high oh nah nahah oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in tell you no lies oh nah nah nah we can get lost oh nah nah nah take it all off oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in give it to me all oh nah nah nah tell me what youre thinkin always over thinkin i just wanna love you i got you dont have to be so guarded lets finish what we started its all i ever wanted cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you we can get high oh nah nah nah we can get low oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in tell you no lies oh nah nah nah we can get lost oh nah nah nah take it all off oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in give it to me all oh nah nah nah cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you id do the time for you tell a lie for you yeah baby thats what id do id walk the line for you take a shot for you yeah baby thats what id do cause i got you its true id die for you id die for you i got you we can get high oh nah nah nah we can get low oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in tell you no lies oh nah nah nah we can get lost oh nah nah nah take it all off oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in give it to me all oh nah nah nah cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you i got you [ cheers and applause ] seth bebe rexha everybody debut album all your fault pt 1, is out now. Well be right back. [ screams ] thanks. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to tracy morgan, Malin Akerman, bebe rexha everybody [ cheers and applause ] brann dailor and the 8g band, stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hey everybody, its carson daly, welcome to the show. We are coming to from the skylark in new york. Amma asante who is the filmmaker for a united kingdom, is on
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