Whats that . What . [ cheers and applause ] i got confirmed. Well, thats terrible news. [ light laughter ] oh, its good news. The leader of iran said today that President Trump represents the real face of the u. S. [ light laughter ] are you kidding me . Trump doesnt even represent his own real face. [ light laughter ] also right about now, the real face of the u. S. Looks like this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] aides who traveled with President Trump on the campaign trail, recently revealed that the three staples of his diet were dominoes, kfc, and mcdonalds. Corroborating this story, trumps big ol butt. [ laughter and applause ] billionaire richard branson, recently released a video of former president obama, kite surfing with him in the virgin islands. Hey man, i get that you dont anymore, but could you not rub it in . [ laughter ] this is why people unfriend their exes on facebook. [ light laughter ] im gonna see what baracks up to, im sure hes also sad and depressed. Son of a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] President Trump reportedly spent eight hours on the golf course this weekend, and as usual, paul ryan carried his balls. [ audience oohs ] [ laughter and applause ] according to a new poll, 54 of americans disapprove of the job President Trump is doing. Or as betsy devos calls that, one third. [ light laughter ] according to new research, babies should be picked up every time they cry. Okay, said mike pence. [ laughter and applause ] a Buddhist Monk in myanmar, has been arrested after authorities found more than 2 million meth pills in his car, and in his st and i think i speak for everyone when i say, monks have cars . [ light laughter ] according to a recent survey, 71 of men find it attractive, when a woman offers to split the bill on a date. And 0 of women find it attractive when that offer is accepted. [ laughter and applause ] [ light laughter ] okay. I guess we are splitting it. [ light laughter ] according to a new survey, almost a third of people say their coworkers, spend more time talking about politics than business. Thank god thats not the case wear i work. Said mike pence. [ light laughter ] barely barely comes up. [ light laughter ] and finally nasa recently said a new spacesuit system, that would flush away an astronauts waste, will likely debut in 2021. Said one astronaut, wait, these dont . [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he is a cnn anchor, and his latest book the rainbow comes and goes is out now in paperback, our friend Anderson Cooper is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] i cannot tell you how excited i am about this, she is a Country Music icon, and her new album sing it now, songs of faith and hope is fantastic. Reba mcentire, the legend, here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and, in honor of the 141st annual Westminster Kennel Club dog show, which airs live on nat geo wild february 12th through the 14th, im going to learn how to properly handle a dog. So that will be fun. Especially since ive had dogs my whole life, and ive obviously been doing it wrong. [ light laughter ] before we get to all that, President Donald Trump recently signed an executive order, implementing a freeze on federal hiring. But the order has attracted criticism, specifically for its impact on veterans. For more on this, its time for a segment we call the check [ applause ] so, throughout the campaign, trump boasted about his military expertise and admiration for those who have served our country. The vets, oh, those vets, i love those vets. Were gonna take care of those vets. Ive worked hard for the vets. Theres nobody bigger or better at the military than i am. Seth theres nobody better at the military . [ light laughter ] im also very good at the civilian. [ light laughter ] despite his great admiration for the troops, and the military as a whole, young donald trump never got the opportunity to serve his country on the battle field. Trump was sidelined during the war in vietnam, due to a tragic ailment. I had a foot thing, and i got a deferment for that. Which foot did you have the bone spur in . Uh, youll look it up in the records. I dont know, its in the records. Seth trump knows the difference between right and wrong. Its right and left that give him trouble. [ light laughter ] what a harrowing moment that must have been, when the doctor walked in and said, i dont know how to tell you this, you have a foot thing. [ light laughter trump later said he felt bad about not serving in vietnam. And lets give him serious credit here, he did donate over 1 million to build a vietnam war memorial in downtown manhattan, which was completed in 1985. And which he bragged about during the campaign, but questions arose about how involved he really was in the process. For example, a 1984 article in the washington post, revealed that trump went to only two or three out of the 20 meetings. You couldnt even t si tinhe meetings . Did the bone spurs in your foot spread to your ass . [ laughter ] but trump was very, very proactive about another issue that had to do with disabled military veterans. In 1991, trump tried to get local politicians to ban street vendors, which also included those with special disabled veterans licenses. Writing in a letter, while disabled veterans should be given every opportunity to earn a living, is it fair to do so, to the determent of the city as a whole, or its tax paying citizens and businesses. Do we allow fifth ave, one of the worlds finest and most luxurious shopping districts, to be turned into an outdoor flea market, clogging and sus the only thing that would be more expensive and inconvenient to new yorkers, is if the president lived in a tower with his name on it. Now [ laughter and applause ] lets get lets get to the department of veterans affairs. Throughout his campaign, trump constantly brought attention to problems at the v. A. Specifically, how poorly it is run. And hes right about that. For many years now, under both bush and obama, many parts of the v. A. Have been found guilty of fraud, and are providing shoddy health care to our veterans. But trump himself was criticized in december, for not meeting with major veterans groups, during the transition period. With one prominent veterans advocate writing, its a month after the election, and he still hasnt made time for a single leader from a National Veterans service organization. But in trumps defense, he was busy meeting with other brave american heroes. Oh, yes. [ light laughter ] who could ever forget how hard and how bravely kanye west fought for taylor swifts microphone. [ light laughter ] now one of the main problems at the v. A. , is that many understaffed. But one of trumps first moves as president , was to put a freeze on federal hiring. Thats when press secretary sean spicer, said the focus on staffing was overhyped. I think the v. A. In particular, if you look at the problems that have plagued people, hiring more people isnt the answer. Seth hiring more people is not the answer, unless the question is where are all the [ bleep ] people . [ laughter ] does anyone work here . I now the other issue [ applause ] the other issue with the federal hiring freeze, is that veterans get preference when it comes to federal hiring in general. And according to advocacy groups, several veterans have already had job interviews canceled or postponed. Some have even shared personal stories, like a 30yearold air force veteran whod recently returned home after a decade of active duty. He was supposed to start working at an agency that evaluates contracts for the department of defense. But thanks to that hiring freeze, the start date has been postponed indefinitely. He told mens journal, this morning i got a call from the Human Resources rep saying there ishi Trump Administration so far, theres nothing we can do. [ light laughter ] this whole thing is just another example of trump signing these executive orders in haste, without thinking about the consequences, and in turn leaving a trail of chaos. You know, at first i thought he was just showing off his signature, but now i think hes going, hey, can someone read this to me . I feel like this might be a terrible idea. [ laughter ] a lot of the people, affected by this freeze, are people who serve this country. People for whom trump promised to fight. And instead hes making it even harder for them to assimilate back to civilian life, by, in some cases, taking away their ability to work. And thats hard, but dont think donald trump cant empathize, because remember i had a foot thing. [ laughter ] seth this has been the check in. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Anderson Cooper, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i heard superheroes read chucks norris comics. D you. I heard at night, the boogeyman checks under the bed for chuck. I heard cats say they have chucklike reflexes. Do you think hes still got it . I bet you a buck he catches this salt shaker. Youre on hey chuck you owe me a buck. You cant always see whats coming but when you choose unitedhealthcare, finding an innetwork doctor thats close to home is easy. So what happened . I had lunch with chuck norris. Unitedhealthcare. Th. Oh, bakedon alfredo . E. Gotta rinse that. Nope. No way. Nada. Really . Dish issues . Throw it all in. Cascade platinum powers through. 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I feel like, as a writer, as an ac you still have the time to do the most incredible things. And i want to ask about this, you know. We have the westminster dogs, some of the dogs on tonight. And thats in february, the Westminster Dog Show, very famous. Is it true that youre hosting a show of your own to compete with the Westminster Dog Show . Fred i am. Its right near by there, as a matter of fact. Its a competition of laurel and hardy impersonators. [ light laughter ] seth the old comedy duo. Fred the old comedy duo from the 20s. And, so i judge them seth are they from the 20s . Fred 20s, 30s a little bit. Seth okay, gotcha. [ light laughter ] fred but, so, i just judge them, you know. They just come from all around the country in these, sort of, they march up and down, like, this row. [ light laughter ] and they do their act, you know. And i judge them on whos the best one. Seth now, if im lets say im a laurel impersonator, do i have to show up with a hardy . Fred absolutely. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] fred we dont have time to, seth oh, all right. [ light laughter ] fred thats unfair to everybody there. Seth gotcha. Fred i mean, its packed. Seth and how many pairs of people then how many laurels and hardies do you have every year . Fred oh, up to 70. [ light laughter ] you know, and they just go up and down for, like, a couple hours, and i judge it. And they win 70. Seth oh, wow. [ light laughter ] fred it matches the 70 people. Seth so, is it based on how many people . Fred yes. Seth okay, gotcha. Fred yeah. Seth so if 100 people are there, the prize money would be . Fred 100. Seth okay. Fred yeah. [ light laughter ] seth thats great, and whats it called . Fred its called freds laurel and hardy competition. [ light laughter ] seth oh, i cant wait. Fred thank you. Seth thank you so much, fred. Fred thank you. Seth give it up for fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an emmywinning journalist who hosts Anderson Cooper 360 weeknights on cnn. He is the coauthor of the New York Times bestseller, the rainbow comes and goes a mother and son on life, love, and loss, which is out now on paperback. Please welcome back to the show our friend, Anderson Cooper, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back thanks, good to be here. Seth so this is so much fun. Last time we were here, you were talking about how interesting it was writing a book with your mother. Yes. Seth you wrote it over email a lot. Yes, i did. Seth you did . My mom and i dont actually like see each other, so. [ light laughter ] no. It was just easier that way. Seth but now you are doing press together. We did press when the book first came out. My mom turns 93, actually, at the end of february, so seth its amazing. Yeah, it is. [ cheers and applause ] and, and its weird, though, doing press with your mom, like, as you well know. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] you know, you discover all these things about this person who you never like my mom, and also at age now 93, she has no filter anymore. Seth right. I mean, she never really had a filter. Like, as a child, she told me early on, the first time she didnt fake an orgasm was with howard hughes. I was like [ light laughter ] seth and do with that what you will. I didnt understand. Kn when i was 10 at the time. [ light laughter ] it was inappropriate. But, so, i was at andy cohens show, watch what happens live. We were he was going to interview my mom and me, and my mom had never seen his show. Seth right. And, so, i told her a little bit about it while were in the greenroom. And she turned to me, and she says, hes not going to ask me who has the biggest [ bleep ] in hollywood, is he . [ laughter ] i know. Seth i was i know. I was like, who are you . Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] i was like, who, what . Seth yeah. Like, please, never say that word to me again. [ light laughter ] and then, andy comes in, and i turned to andy. I said, she wants to know if youre going to ask her who has the biggest [ bleep ] in hollywood. And andy was like, can i ask who has the biggest [ bleep ] in hollywood . [ light laughter ] seth based on the previous stories, howard hughes, im gonna guess. [ light laughter ] but she has she and then, i did we did an interview with jess cagle, you know. Seth sure. From People Magazine and entertainment weekly, and he has this, like, online thing, and he was interviewing us. And its called the cagle seth yeah. So, my mom was like, i dont want to do a kegel exercise. I was like, oh, my god. [ light laughter ] i, like, went to my special place. But in the middle of the interview, she suddenly revealed shed had a lesbian fling when she was in high school. I was like, what . Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] and youve just written a book. I know. I was like, you could have put that in the friggin book [ light laughter ] i was like, the subject did come up in the book, you know that would have been a good time to mention it. Seth but she likes andy cohen. She loves andy cohen. Seth i like, by the way, this speaks to because your mother is, to a degree, ageless, not just by her vocabulary, but she, like yes. Seth she has an elegance. Yeah, shes just seth but i like that i heard that she referred to andy, not as a son she never had, as the brother. Yeah, as a brother she never had, which, i was like, thats weird. But all throughout my childhood, actually, my mom would refer to people as her, like, fantasy daughter. Like, she always when i was a kid, she referred to cher as her fantasy daughter. Cher my sister . [ light laughter ] i dont i dont so now, i met cher, actually, on andys show, and so cher now texted me. She was like, hey, little bro. [ laughter ] because i told her the story. Thats my cher. Seth there you go. Thats a really good cher. [ applause ] its not very good. Seth it is. I will say, i did im not alone. The people in this room who thought, thats a better cher than i thought anderson would have. [ light laughter ] like, hey, you little bro, emoji, emoji. Clap, clap. [ light laughter ] seth now, im jealous. I was always jealous that your mom was gloria vanderbilt. Oh. Seth but now im jealous that youre friends with cher. Well, yes. Well, cher watches a lot of new, actually. Seth yes, she really does. And, no. She does amazing things, like during hurricane katrina, i did a report about somebody who was feeding people just out of her own pocket, and cher, like, called me up. And she was like and at that point, id never even met her. And shes like, id like to donate a lot of money to that person. [ light laughter ] and, you know, she didnt make a big deal of it or anything. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth no, she is a classy lady. Thats nice to hear. She used to call up cspan i had neve but i heard reports. She used to call up cspan at, like, 3 00 a. M. And, like, for callins to cspan, and she would be like, im calling from malibu. [ light laughter ] and the person would be like the anchor would be like, is this cher . [ light laughter ] seth its amazing. Yeah. Seth by the way, its not like theres a lot of hot calls coming into cspan. Shes calling a lot if theyre bummed out, yeah. [ light laughter ] you, obviously, you work on tv now. Youre a guest on talk shows all the time. But thanks to your mother, you were a you appeared on a talk show at a very young age. I did. I did. I was on the mike douglas show. Seth okay. I dont know if you remember. Seth like, barely, sure. [ scoffs ] what . It was a big that was a good booking. So, i was on the mike douglas show, but i wasnt on with my mom or anything. I was, like, 10 years old at the time. I was on with some friend of my moms, who for some reason had costumes of the munchkins from the original wizard of oz, and needed a kid. So he asked my mom if i would go of the munchkins. [ light laughter ] so, i got all excited, and told everyone in my school that i was going to be on the mike douglas show. Only when it actually aired, there was some sort of, like, snow emergency or something in the city, and they cut my segment. Not even my segment, the old guys segment, and im just the little kid in the costume. They cut the segment, so everyone in the school thought i was lying about being a munchkin on the mike douglas show. [ audience aws ] seth which is such a terrible lie. Which was such a lame lie. Seth yes. And then, ironically, the next year, in 4th grade, my school did a production of the wizard of oz, and i got cast as the mayor of munchkin land. Seth oh, there you go. So it was helpful. Yes. Seth it was very helpful. [ applause ] by the way, like, you you live the life that i thought every new york kid lived. I did, that is true. Seth and then, your mothers friend comes and puts you on television. Right. Seth yeah. Thats right. Its like, oh, the charlie chaplains coming to the house. Literally, Charlie Chaplin. Seth yeah met Charlie Chaplin . Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. Seth and, so this photo theres is a photo of you and charlie chaplain. How old is you were, what Charlie Chaplin had been in exile for most of his life. Seth yeah. Because he had to flee to the united ss united states. And this was his first return to receive a special academy award, and my mom threw him a party. Seth there you go. And thats little me. I wore costumes my entire childhood. So this is me. [ lighlaughter ] i dont know, in sort of a pirate outfit. Im not really sure. [ light laughter ] and thats Charlie Chaplin. Now, i was disappointed because he looked nothing like i had been prepped for. Seth yeah. You know. Seth that is not i would not if you had shown me this photo, i would not have guessed charlie chaplain. I know. My mom was like, whos that lady . [ light laughter ] shes just like [ light laughter ] seth thats who you want to know. Right, yeah. Seth yeah. Um, uh but i was totally normal as a kid. My mom took me to studio 54 when i was 11. Seth yeah. You know, not, not seth its a good book. Yeah, its an interesting book. Seth i want to talk about your day job, night job, because right now, obviously, you are dealing with the president. Sure. Seth we all are. But hes calling the media the opposition party. Right. Seth and he talks all the time about how much he hates cnn, and how bad cnn is. Well, he calls cnn fake news. Seth fake news. Right, yeah. Seth but, yet, you get the feeling hes watching a lot of cnn. Oh, no, no. He watches cnn all the time. Seth yeah. I mean, this is not in has texted about people im interviewing while im interviewing them. Seth yeah. He would do that during the campaign. And then, theres, you know, and its on in his office. Certainly, trump tower, it was on a lot, and i know yeah, he watch he watches more cable news than he watches me on cnn probably more than my mom watches me on cnn. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] and even though, look, cable news is very helpful, but is there a place where you can maybe watch too much cable news. Yeah, i mean, you would think a certain point i mean, look, i appreciate, the, you know i mean, if you had a nielsen box, it would be even better, but seth right. You know. But, at a certain point, you would think, like, theres got to be something more important going on at, you know, for the president to be doing than flicking around the shows. But seth but. I dont know. Seth but you covered this last night. There was a New York Times article that talked about how he would watch television in his bathrobe. Yes. Seth then sean spicer disputed that he had a bathrobe. [ light laughter ] this is literally we ended up doing a segment with a reporter from seth yeah. Miss Maggie Haberman, who cowrote the story, whos a great reporter, and i actually thought it was a fascinating article because i thought it really humanized donald trump was kind of a fascinating seth yeah. You know, it wasnt snarky or anything. Seth absolutely, it was not. And it was just a minor detail, that he watched television sometimes in a bathrobe. Sean spicer, on the plane, on air force one, said he probably doesnt even own a bathrobe, but he certainly doesnt wear a bathrobe. So we had the reporter on whose sourcing was like, i know he wears a bathrobe sometimes in the white house. And then, we found old pictures of him dressed in a bathrobe. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. So, and i had this entire segment coversation with Maggie Haberman about a bathrobe, and the president. And, literally, i had, at some point, i said to her, like, this is surreal that you and i are sitting here, talking about seth do you think thats the jedi construction he has where ultimately, if he can get us talking about whether or not he has a bathrobe, hes winning. No, i dont think he wants us talking about the bathrobe. Seth yeah, yeah, i agree. Because, you know, i dont think the bathrobe is sort of seth yeah. And, i mean, i wouldnt want to be photographed or seen in a bathrobe. Seth no. I dont really like bathrobes, either. Seth no one really looks good in bathrobes. No one can pull yeah, well im sure, like, gisele looks great in a bathrobe. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Right. I mean, if you like that sort of thing. Seth yeah, if you like that. [ laughter and applause ] but, yes. Most guys, i would say, do not look great. Seth yeah, most guys dont look, yeah, great. And then how because you have, up to this point, you know, a white house, a president whos very feels free to antagonize the press, has it changed the way you cover it, or is it pretty much the sa with the different subject . Its pretty much the same. Look, i mean, its not as if the Obama White House was the most welcoming to the media. Seth i think people have forgotten that. Yeah, the president stopped speaking to me after the bp oil spill. Seth mmhmm. I used to interview him a fair. And then, i spent two months in new orleans just focusing on bp oil spill, and i guess they didnt like it, because i never got an interview with him, i think until right before he left office. So, thats you know, its, i dont want to be buddybuddies with any of these people. Im not just talking about the Trump Administration. I dont go to the white house for social events. Seth yeah. I dont hang out with these people socially. Seth i think its important that the public is in a better place if the the president should hate the press. Not, maybe, to this level, but the press should be irritating to the president. Look, our job is to, you know, ask tough questions seth yeah. Of all sides and to be fair. But, you know, it is, i think, it is inappropriate for the president to be calling, certainly, cnn fake news. Seth sure. Kellyanne conway was on cnn today and said you know, jake tapper asked her, is it fake news . And she says, no, its not. So, particularly on subjects that i mean, that hole came about because of our reporting, cnns reporting but a number of great people, including jake tapper, on the president being briefed by intelligence officials seth sure. About this twopage summary. Anyway, our reporting was 100 correct. They claimed it was all fake, and they were wrong. I mean seth well, were very lucky that people like you and your here. Great to hear, thanks. 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Our next guest is a grammy Award Winning artist, actress, and Country Music legend. She has 35 number one singles and has sold over 56 million albums worldwide. Her latest, sing it now, songs of faith and hope is available in stores and online. Please welcome to the show, the one, the only, reba mcentire, everybody. [cheers and applause] seth how are you . Im doing great, how are you doing . Seth good, im so honored to have you here. Thank, thanks. Seth so i want to talk about this terrific album. This is half of it is sort of traditiohy contemporary songs. What made you decide to do sort of an inspirationally themed album like this . I cant take credit for it. Wasnt my idea. Seth okay. Bill carter who seth its very nice of you to be that honest. Well, i am honest. Seth a lot of people come on here and take credit for stuff all the time. Oh, really . Seth yeah. I wish i could. But i cant. But bill carter, my manager, who was my manager in 1980 in the middle 80s. And tony brown who was my producer, starting about 1990. They both came to me separately and said, now is the time for you to do an inspirational album. And i went to my record label, over at nash icons and jim weatherson, and he said, i think thats a great idea, lets team up with capital christian. And here we go. Bill hearne said yes too. Seth thats fantastic. And theres a very nice family moment on the album as well, your sister and your mother singing a song with you. Alice and susie, my two sisters and mama sang with me on a song that we used to sing at church there in chockie, oklahoma, ill fly away. Seth thats fantastic. Yeah. Seth and then but your is that correct . Yes. Seth and she got a writing credit on one of the songs. Her name is jacqueline mcintyre. Seth jacqueline mcintyre, thats a lovely name. Yes, thank you. Seth and how did it come about that she got a writing credit on a song . Well, i had written the song. Seth okay. And so we in the studio and we recorded it, and so we went back into the control room to listen to it. And then when the band went out for us to do it again, do a second take, mama said, can i make a suggestion . And i said, sure. She said instead of saying, im so happy i got the lord on my side on the second verse, why dont you change it to youre so happy, youve got the lord on your side. And i said, why didnt i think of that . [ light laughter ] seth well, thats lovely and a writing credit at the age of 90 is a fantastic thing to have. Yeah. Seth i hope it doesnt go to her head. It did, it did. Seth okay, it did go. [ light laughter ] you obviously, youve had this incredible career, and like many people in the arts, your look has changed over the years. And you have been this is a real treat, you have been sharing your old looks on instagram. Im proud of them. Seth youre proud of it, and own them. Seth this is youve got it locked down. [ applause ] hey, seth, seth, thats not a forehead. [ light laughter ] seth what is that . Thats a fivehead. [ light laughter ] seth this is very this is a fierce look right there, that is excellent. [ cheers ] oh, and my daddy asked me if i put that dress on backwards. [ light laughter ] seth that would be a thing that a dad would ask. There you go, take there you go, you get it now. And then this is i mean this hair. This is fantastic. How about that . Seth that is that is [ applause ] there was a very small window in our nations history where it was okay to have that much hair. That is jacked up to jesus. [ light laughter ] seth that is jacked up. [ light laughter ] jesus is, he is very happy with that hair. You have so many fans, but you also have, there are sort of a legion of reba impersonators. Is that do you consider that a tribute . Are you happy to see people who are such fans of yours that theyre willing to impersonate you . Absolutely. About it, i like the way they do their makeup better than what i do. Seth oh, interesting. Yeah. Seth my favorite though, and again, im a bit of a homer, because he was my colleague for so many years, Keenan Thompson played you in a sketch. [ light laughter ] and you guys appeared on stage together. We did. Seth and there you can see that that was [cheers and applause] that was honestly. Who looks better . Seth i mean, he looks great, but you look better. Thank you very much seth you do look better. This youve done two Television Shows in your career. Reba, and is it malibu county . Malibu country. Seth malibu country, excuse me, i cant believe i got country wrong. But youve got a new show coming up where its a little bit different in tone. Youre playing a sheriff. Well, its a one hour drama. Seth thats exciting. So, its not going to be as funny as the reba show or malibu country. Mark cherry, hes the one that wrote it, of desperate housewives. And he said i was his muse while he was writing the idea. And he said, i can see reba as a sheriff in a small town in the south. Seth and that must be so exciting to do something completely different like that. Im ready. Im so looking forward to it. Seth i cant wait and another thing that is really exciting is that youre doing a show at the Ryman Auditorium in nashville, which i cant believe youve never done a show a solo show there. Never have. Seth that must be you must be looking forward to it. Oh, yeah, im really im kind of a little bit nervous. Seth that must be though exciting to still be able to be nervous. Isnt that a great feeling . Yeah, its the mother church, you know. I was there thats the only vacation that my family ever took, it was to nashville to the grand ole opry. We went rodeoing all over the country with daddy, but that was work. Seth uhhuh. That was making a living. Seth sure. And to go to the grand ole opry and to get to watch Marty Robbins and connie smith, and all the greats perform on that round piece of wood. And im going to be there, too. Its really im really excited about it. Seth well, thats fantastic and las vegas as well. Youre going youve done shows there obviously in the past. Youre going there with brooks and dunn. Is that exng seth thats great. Working that together, its like home week. Its like going home its more like summer camp with those two guys. We just have fun. Seth sure, thats good. Its a blast. Seth absolutely well i cant tell you what a blast it was having you here. Thanks seth im such a fan. Thank you for making time for us. [ cheers and applause ] my pleasure. Seth reba mcentire, everybody sing it now, songs of faith and hope is available. Well be right back with more late night. [cheers and applause] and something. Smaller. Juicy. Lettucey. Oniony. Cheesy. Iconic big mac®. Now in three sizes, for a limited time only. 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So, lets take a look at our first dog. [ audience aws ] aww, this is a dandle dinmont terrier. I cant imagine hed do anything too bad. That part where the judge lifts my tail and looks at my butthole was my idea. [ light laughter ] why would you want . I dont know. Whos next . Know what the hell they are, but i love em. [ light laughter ] what did he do . I pretend to be a mop so i can hang out in the ladies gym locker room. [ light laughter ] bad dog. Who do we have next . Aww, thats a cutie. What did you do . I told the beagle that you get extra points if you take a dump on the carpet. [ light laughter ] you dont want to win like that, bad dog. Whos next . Aww, this guy couldnt have done anything too bad. I tested positive for dog steroids. [ light laughter ] bad dog. Whos next . Oh, i love him. This is a german shorthaired pointer, and was best in show in 2016. What could he have done . Putin helped me win. [ light laughter ] [cheers and applause] terrible. Terrible dog. 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Seth and fred, we would love your help to be a judge. Fred great. Seth okay, great. [ light laughter ] and so, this is really just a showdown between you and i and our showing okay. Seth now, what are our dogs names . Lets get that real quick. This is cain. Seth cain, great. And this, the barker here. Seth uhhuh. And this is bogey. Seth hi, bogey. Hey, bogey. Seth all right, so im going to follow your lead. Right. So, remember, your job as handler is to make sure your dog looks as good as it can seth okay. For the judges examination. Seth okay, gotcha. You have a few minutes, and you have to look fabulous. Seth okay, gotcha. Ok no pressure. Seth no pressure. Okay. Seth fred, what are you whats the main thing youre looking for in the dogs . Fred well, the first thing we have to do is, like, sort of matchup, you know, like, what its supposed to look like. Seth okay. Fred you know what i mean . Theres like, a pictureperfect way. First thing you do is you got to ask, whats your name . [ light laughter ] come here, buddy. Fred whats your name . Hes looking at the cameras. Look at him. Should i inspect this one first . Sure. Fred okay. So you for bogey, as the judge, you are looking to make sure he has triangular ears, he has almondshaped eyes, the beautiful samoyed smile. Seth and then, will you walk him for us, gail, so we can see what fred thinks is that up his gait. Or he can judge your dog next. Fred let me just seth oh, yeah. Sure, sure. Okay. Now make sure your dogs leash is up behind its ears. Seth okay, gotcha. Fred his ears like this. There you go. Seth thank you, fred. [ light laughter ] fred there you go. Seth okay. Fred just breathe easy. Seth are you judging me . [ light laughter ] fred here we go. Okay, lets see him. Here we go. One, two, three, four. One face. Fred thats right. [ light laughter ] very good, all right. Seth okay, great. Fred great. Seth hes very good at this. Fred okay, just ten more minutes . Seth okay. Fred no, im kidding. [ light laughter ] seth uhhuh. Fred all right, so, now lets see the gait. Seth all right. Thats right. Okay, so now, judge, you can come over here fred okay. And watch bogey gait. Come on, bogey. Lets go. Fred here we go. Good boy seth oh, thats really good. Good boy come on. Seth oh, bogey. Come on. Now remember, you have to go the right speed as the handler. Seth okay. Now, remember that when its your turn. Seth okay. Good boy. Seth that the right speed that youre doing. This was a good speed for him. Seth okay. And now you want the judge to see his face. Fred okay, can i see your face, please . Good. [ light laughter ] fred there you go. So well bait him, but he wants to look at the camera. Hes hamming it up. Look at him. [ light laughter ] fred thats good. Seth beautiful. Fred its a camera, very good. Good boy. Fred all right, great. Okay, and now its your turn. Seth okay. Fred okay, here you go, seth. Seth come on. Lets go. [ light laughter ] fred seth, make him bite you in the middle of it. [ light laughter ] seth oh, look, theyre friends. Okay. Of course. Seth no, thats the competition. We dont talk to the competition. Okay. [ light laughter ] seth all right. Here, look. Look. Talk to your dog. Say, come on. Lets go. Seth come on. All right, ready . Lets go. This gait is very important. Come with me. Here we go. Nice [ cheers and applause ] seth ready to go back . Lets go oh, youre so good. [ applause ] slow down, slow down. Seth okay, and now, and now. Let the judge see your dogs face. Seth oh, yeah. Come over here and look at the face, fred. [ light laughter ] fred okay, here we go. Look at the face. Okay. Seth okay. Fred very good. You w fred okay. Seth what are the characteristics youre looking for, fred . Well, obviously, with the miniature schnauzer, the beard. Fred hair, the beard. Thats right. Seth yep. Fred with your schnauzer. Thats right. Fred and what else . Well you also want to look at his you felt his coat earlier. Fred felt the coat. He had a nice, wirey coat. Bogeys fred well, hes seth is this trying to, like, psych him out for tomorrow . [ light laughter ] hes just talking. Hes a just happy sammy. Fred hes just happy. Thats right. Seth and trustworthiness. Thats something you look for in a schnauzer. Fred always. Seth do you trust the schnauzer . Fred schnauzer, i trust you. Do i trust you . Okay. Do i have to i want to make a tie. I really do. I want to seth they cant tell. You cant hurt their feelings. Fred really. Seth yeah. Fred this wouldnt hurt your feelings . Seth it would not hurt my feelings. Shh, shh, shh. Fred i just love this, the face on this one. Seth dont do this to me, fred. Aww. Seth dont do this to me on tv. [ applause ] do not do this to me on tv. Do not do this to me on tv. Do not shame me on tv. Fred i want it to be a tie. Seth i dont want a tie. I want to win. Fred okay, can you ride the schnauzer . Seth no. [ light laughter ] this is very exciting, everybody. Make sure to check out the west minister dog show. It takes place saturday, february 11th to tuesday, february 14th. Do you want to tell them anything else . There you go. Im translating. For more information, you can visit what . Westminsterkennelclub. Org. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] z29kuz zstz y29kuy ysty [cheers and applause] seth my thanks to Anderson Cooper, reba mcentire, the Westminster Kennel Club, fred armisen and, of course, the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] carson good evening and welcome to tonights last call. Im carson daly, coming to you from skylark, here in new york city. We got a good one tonight. Ryan hurst is here to talk about outsiders. Well do t
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