Oh, sure, now youre relatable. [ laughter ] a e has announced that theyre canceling the controversial show duck dynasty. On the bright side, were getting at least four whole seasons of dick dynasty. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] Vice President elect mike pence was seen today was seen using a selfie stick while posing with a group of House Republicans. Of course, right after using the selfie stick pence had to go to confession. [ laughter and applause ] the harry potter spinoff fantastic beasts and where to find them came out today. Spoiler alert. Theyre in a gold tower. [ laughter and applause ] according to a new report, Donald Trumps Transition Team still has not contacted the pentagon. Apparentth [ laughter ] im having no luck here. Ive called triangle like 50 times. [ laughter ] they keep putting me through to square. Square said he was circle. [ laughter ] nissan is now offering a limited Edition Version of its rogue suv to promote the new Movie Star Wars rogue one featuring a collectible helmet, because nothing says great car like a complimentary helmet. [ laughter ] a team of researchers has developed a new form of construction glass that will keep birds from flying into closed windows, and i have to say its pretty innovative. [ laughter ] as i mentioned, the House Republican twitter account posted a selfie of Vice President elect mike pence with a room full of gop congressmen today with the caption unified. Take a look at this photo. Wow. Wow. That means its time for eight jokes about mike ps here we go [ cheers and applause ] lets get started. Heres how white that photo is. They took it in a dark room without a flash. [ laughter ] the caption on the photo is unified, but i think a better caption would be spf 100. [ laughter ] you want to be even more creeped out . This is a video. [ laughter ] they put that picture on instagram and it got 20,000 yikes. [ laughter ] halfway there, guys. [ light laughter ] that picture is so white, it got picked up for two seasons on amazon prime. [ laughter ] look at this. It looks like the black friday line outside williamssonoma. [ laughter ] thats the most white people in one photo since the duggar family christmas card. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, the cast and crew of frasier. [ laughter ] and finally, that was eight jokes about that photo. [ cheers and applause ] give it up. Give it up for six of them. And finally, cspan has begun lifestreaming footage of the elevators at trump tower. Lets take a look. Seth weve got a great show for you tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause ] he is the star of the new film manchester by the sea. It truly is an incredible film. Hes one of our favorites here. Casey affleck is back on the show, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] shes one of the stars of tnts the librarians, Rebecca Romijn is joining us, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] and you know him from snl. Hes also got a new standup special on netflix. One of my favorites, guys. Michael che is joining us tonight to talk about his special michael che matters. Before we get to all that, president ial transitions are delicate things and in the end, history remembers the presidency far more than the transition. But were starting to get signals from trump takeover for more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth now, no one expects any actual cabinet picks this early in the process, but reports about the inner workings of the transition have not been great. Trump transition in turmoil. The president elects team plagued by infighting. Some are describing it as chaos right now within Donald Trumps Transition Team. Disarray, turmoil, infighting. This is not going smoothly. One trump adviser says its like game of thrones. Seth thats right. Its like game of thrones. In other words, we are now way past the part that the original author had in mind. [ laughter and applause ] one of the most one of the first and most important responsibilities of a president elect is to communicate with foreign heads of state, especially allies. But even just receiving incoming calls seems to be a difficult task for the trump team right now. As the New York Times reported, foreign leaders didnt know how to get in touch with trump and American Allies were blindly dialing into trump tow to try to reach the soon to be leader of the free world. And knowing trump, hes probably charging them for the phone calls. Are you looking to talk to the leader of the free world . [ laughter ] because hes dying to talk to you. [ laughter ] only 2. 99 for the first minute and 1. 99 each minute after that. Call now. Im donald trump, and i approve this message. [ laughter ] seth in fact, true story. True story. The Prime Minister of australia, a close u. S. Ally, was only able to get in touch with trump after the australian ambassador to the United States got trumps personal phone number from australian golfer and trump friend, greg norman. So u. S. Diplomacy is currently being conducted through professional golfers. [ light laughter ] is this what you had in mind, disenfranchised workingclass voters . [ laughter ] also, greg normans nickname is the shark. So in order for the Prime Minister of australia to talk to our next president , he had to say, this sounds like a job for the shark. Now, trump has said hell schedule meetings with foreign leaders soon, specifically theresa may, the Prime Minister of britain. Arguably americas most important ally. But even those encounters might be awkward. British politician nigel farraj seen here with trump in what appears to be scrooge mcducks panic room . [ light laughter ] joked on british radio recently that he might have to act as a chaperone at that meeting. Ive got to say, come and schmooze, theresa. Dont touch her, for goodness sake. [ laughing ] if he does, only in an affectionate way. Well, if it comes to it, i could be there as a responsible adult, couldnt i . Make sure everythings okay. Seth ha, ha, ha, ha. Worry not, however. As i shall be on hand to prevent him taking hold of her shall we say, london underground. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Assault. [ laughter ] donald trumptheresa may meeting reenacted in the critically acclaimed series downton grabby. [ laughter ] now, trump has apparently already spoken with may and according to a leaked transcript reported by the guardian newspaper, trump told her, quote, if you travel to the u. S. You should let me know. You think shes just going to pop over . [ light laughter ] shes the Prime Minister. Shes not kramer. [ laughter ] uh. [ laughter ] hello, governor so whats trump doing instead of overseeing a smooth transition . Well, theres this odd story from a reporter covering trump. The reporter said he saw a professional skateboarder, billy rowan, in the lobby of trumps building on wednesday. Rowan said he met with trump earlier today and came away impressed. Rowan claimed he told trump to spread peace by building skate parks around the world. He said trump was receptive to the idea. Trump met with a skateboarder . Did trump and his 10yearold son barron freaky friday when we werent looking . [ laughter ] but the source of most of the turmoil inside the trump tea slew of firings of people who were supposed to be running the Transition Team. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was supposed to have been in charge, but he was pushed aside after the election by trump soninlaw jared kushner. Which might have something to do with theact that christie sent kushners father to jail. Jared kushner, Donald Trumps soninlaw, is said by sources to be rubbing trump allies the wrong way with a hand in purging the Transition Team of people connected to new Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Back in 2004 christie, then a u. S. Attorney in new jersey, prosecuted kushners father charles, a billionaire real estate developer. Charles kushner was accused of Illegal Campaign contributions, tax evasion, and other violations. It became a shakespearean drama with Charles Kushners own relatives including a sister turning against him. In a sordid revenge plot, Charles Kushner hired a prostitute to lure his sisters husband into having sex in a motel room. The encounter was taped and Charles Kushner sent the tape to his sister. It didnt work. Also, christies been angling for a job this whole time knowing he put trumps soninlaws father in jail. What did he think was going to happen . Ill just kiss trumps ass and throw away all my remaining dignity, but it will all be worth it if his soninlaw forgets that incredibly traumatic time when i put his dad in jail. Move over, bridge closing. Chris christies got a new best plan ever. [ laughter ] in fact nbc news reported the trump Transition Team was undergoing a quote, stalinesque purge from the transition of people close to christie. You can just imagine trumps response to being called stalinesque. Its true. I am kind of like a stallion. [ laughter ] beautiful golden mane. [ laughter ] and that actually underscores a potentially troubling precedent that seems to be taking shape in the trump transition. Trump needs to fill thousands of posts in the executive branch and he needs competent, experienced people arod him. But instead, he seems to be firing or rejecting people based purely on loyalty. Veteran g. O. P. National security expert named Elliott Cohen recommended to other antitrump republicans that they serve in the Trump Administration for the good of the country. But after talking to the trump Transition Team, cohen changed his mind saying, quote, theyre angry, arrogant, screaming, you lost. Will be ugly. It became clear to me that they view jobs as lollipops, things you give out to good boys and girls. Lollipops. Im telling you. We got [ bleep ] freaky fridayed. [ laughter ] no lollipop for you and you have to eat my broccoli. [ light laughter ] the turmoil has apparently scared a lot of qualified National Security officials away from serving in the Trump Administration. As one National Security official put it, quote, normally youd be attracting the best and brightest at the beginning of an administration, but people are nervous. Is this a sure bet or is it a house of cards thats going to fall apart . But come on, when has trump ever built a house of cards that fell apart . Oh, right. His casinos, which were literal houses of cards. The information we do have so far includes some worrisome names. For example, theres one of trumps reported candidates for National Security adviser, retired Lieutenant General michael flynn, who was forced out of the Obama Administration and stirred controversy in february when he tweeted, quote, fear of muslims is rational. When you write the word rational in all caps, it disproves itself. [ laughter ] its like when you scream in a fight, im totally calm right now. Youre the one whos not calm [ light laughter ] in fact, several of the names being floated for trumps cabinet sent disturbing signals about his positions on civil liberties. For example, one of the names floated for secretary of defense is arkansas senator tom cotton. Cotton has said he agrees with trumps proposal to bring back torture techniques like waterboarding, which are currently illegal under both u. S. And international law. Do you agree with him that torture works and waterboarding and much worse would be a good idea . Waterboarding isnt torture. We do waterboarding to our own soldiers in the military. Thats in training. But the u. S. Doesnt do it anymore. Theyve stopped. But weve done it in the past you think the u. S. Should do a seth radio djs . [ light laughter ] youre basing u. S. National security on what radio djs are okay with . And if waterboarding doesnt work were going to hit isis with some prank calls [ laughter ] trump has shown a consistent disregard for basic constitutional principles like due process, and he inherits enormous executive authority from president obama, which is why we need to be more vigilant now than ever. And the aclu has taken up that call, issuing a stern warning to trump after the election, quote, should president elect donald trump attempt to implement his unconstitutional campaign promises, well see him in court. Well, jokes on you, aclu. 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Please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] hes been with us all week on drums. And his bands latest album shape shift with me is a punk rock classic already. From against me , atom willard, everybody. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth its been a fantastic week. Oscarnominated actor who has starred in films like gone baby gone and interstellar. His new movie manchester by the sea will be in theaters tomorrow. Lets take a look. [ laughter ] hey. You want to keep it down, you [ bleep ] morons . My kids are sleeping. I am so sorry. I mean i didnt think it was that loud. Lee, you want to get these [ bleep ] pinheads out of my house, please . Yeah, i do. I mean i really do. She cant talk to us that way. Yeah [ laughter ] oh come on back im not [ bleep ] around. Seth please welcome back to the show casey affleck, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Great. Seth its really good to see you again. Thanks, i just want to clear something up. Youre not a donald trump supporter, then . Seth its on the im trying to be very coy about it. I try to keep my audience guessing. [ laughter ] i get it. Seth this movie i was telling you backstage, this is a beautiful movie. Its fantastic. As we can tell from the clip, though, this takes place in massachusetts. Yeah. Seth and you know it takes place in massachusetts because youve got to like bleep three f words in any anytime the movie takes place i feel like but is it true you that originally did not want to do a massachusetts accent in this . You didnt want to have the boston accent . Yeah, for a minute i thought maybe i wouldnt do a massachusetts accent, a boston accent because, you know, theyre hard sometimes theyre hard to get right. Was a big cast. Id done it before in movies, and i thought like how about we not do it . And then that was shot down. But you, youre from seth yeah, southern new hampshire. Thats close enough. New hampshire, thats like jv massachusetts. [ laughter ] seth yeah, i think thats its like the grumpy cousin of massachusetts. Seth yeah. Nobody counts its such a bummer. When i used to go ed thats cool, you grew up here . And id say, well new hampshire. And its like people in boston would be like, no. [ laughter ] theyd be like, no. Except when they want to buy beer on sundays. Its like, boom, new hampshire, we gotta get there, yeah. Seth exactly, then were everybodys best friend. Come on down to new hampshire. Thats a law not many people know about. Seth but, yeah you cant buy beer on sunday in massachusetts. Seth so its real classy. Us people in new hampshire, we put our Liquor Stores right on the border. [ laughter ] its true, like we try to make it as easy as possible for you to come and buy your liquor from us. Nah, ive seen you there seth yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] i work a shift, one one shift a year just to stay close to my roots. [ laughter ] and then but i see what you mean because you obviously are from the area. A boston accent must not be intimidating for you. Right . Well, i mean you can do it but then i see what you mean about the rest of the cast then. Youve got to worry about them. Yeah, i was worried about them. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] because if theres one person who doesnt have it its a problem. Yeah, sort of and its inconsistent. And also, i dont know why. I just felt like, not everyone there also people dont have them. Seth right. Not everybody in massachusetts has that strong of an accent. Like theyre people like me grew up there and dont really have a so i thought maybe well just do this movie without them. Seth yeah, im glad you did. Thanks. [ laughter ] seth were people in manchester, massachusetts excited you were there . Is that a place they love it. You know, sometimes you go to massachusetts, these are my people so, i can say this. But theyll start out being very supportive. Theyre like, we love you, thank you for coming. Youre the best. And then like day two of shooting theyre leaning out the window, theyre like get the [ bleep ] out of here. [ laughter ] go back to hollywood, you [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] but seth yeah, thats about right. Yeah. Seth which is interesting because thats my because when i go home for thanksgiving, i feel like its the same thing. First day, everybodys super psyched. Right. And then your family is like seth and then by day two get the seth get the [ bleep ] out of here [ laughter ] seth thats about right. Yeah. Seth this movie is already getting a lot of attention. I dont know if youve heard, theres oscar buzz. Have you heard this . Tell me about it. Seth its theres come on, no, tell me seth its a low right now its a low buzz but i feel like you think its low . Seth no, i just think you can hear it coming. But, compared to seth its very high. Thats high. Seth yeah, when you compare it to other films, its doing a lot better than them, buzz wise. Yeah, yeah. Seth but you dont strike me as a person who is particularly happy to get attention for you work one way or the other. I love it. Seth you do . Okay because i completely misread it. [ laughter ] i completely misread it. Id like to talk about it a little bit more, how much time do we got . [ laughter ] what is that buzz . What have you heard . Seth i know, but it seems to me last time you were here we were talking about the oscars, you werent nominated last year, im so sorry. Wasnt i . Seth i dont think you were last year. No, thats right. Seth but you even told me you had plans on oscar night, you werent going to watch the oscars. Is that true . Did you not watch the oscars last year . I cant remember. Seth i dont even remember myself. I dont know why im asking you. Yeah. Seth like being a dickhead and being like, did you . And i dont have any memory of it. Yeah, right, im sure i did, i like, you know, i like you, its fun. Seth yeah i mean, theres great actors out there. Seth yeah, its the more you see them and you get to see them talk about stuff youre very cynical about it all, i know. Seth yeah. Im not like that. Seth well, ive never had buzz. I have an appreciation for people who do really spent their life to the arts and you just want to put them down. [ laughter ] seth i, well let me explain, though. I feel less than them and only in putting them down do i feel that i can even the score. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth this, though of all your accomplishments this year, i want to know if this storys true. I heard you that helped deliver a baby on a train. Well, thats semitrue. Seth okay, even semitrues pretty impressive. Right. Seth so how did what happened . Thanks for bringing this up, first of all. Seth youre welcome. [ laughter ] youre getting a lot of buzz in the obgyn community. [ laughter ] im a hero. But it boils down to i dont know, its a long story can i suffice to say im a hero. Seth right. An american hero. [ laughter ] i saved someone elses life once. I didnt save this womans life. But i did save someones life. They were falling off a building and i saved their life. Seth wow i talked about it on another talk show. What i like to do, is when i do a good deed, i go out in front get the biggest audience i can and talk about it. [ laughter ] seth do you ever has this ever happened, where you know for example, you have a talk show appearance coming up and you havent saved a life recently i drive around. Im like some [ bleep ] better happen. [ laughter ] yeah. That was kind of true. I didnt deliver the baby on the train, although i did tell her i kind of lied to her. I said, ive delivered two babies, dont worry, i got this. Seth okay. Now, i had never delivered two babies. [ laughter ] but i have had i have two sons. Seth you had them delivered. One of them was born at home. Yeah, i had them delivered. Seth its like me saying, i make dominos. [ laughter ] yeah, exactly. It was comforting to her, though. Seth yeah. So thats what matters in that moment. Seth where were you on the train . I was taking the train from l. A. Up to i was going to canada, but the train, amtrak, stops at the border for some reason. Seth yeah. So i was getting off at seattle. It was an overnight train. And i was i was in the middle of the night, i woke up and i heard this someone screaming outside. Seth wow. It was in a little tiny like a cell you sleep, but doors closed. Everythings metal. Its like jail. [ laughter ] and i got up and i looked out and there was a woman like bracing herself in the hall, very pregnant, crying and screaming. And i said, whats the matter . [ laughter ] and, i should have figured it out. Right then she knew she wasnt in good hands. [ laughter ] seth right, exactly. I bet when you said, ive delivered two kids, she thought back to that sentence, no, you didnt. She had to explain it to me, which was not good. She said, im going into labor and im all alone. And i said, im going to find someone and get you back to your room. I took her back to her room and i started knocking on doors and no one would answer their door. One person pulled the curtain, looked at me and then closed the curtain again amtraks great. I take it everywhere. I really love taking the train, but its also overnight can be a little sketchy. Seth it is sketchy. They thought like why is this dude banging on my door . I didnt look like this totally. But almost. And so no one opened up. So i went back to her room and i sat with her and the contractions are getting closer and closer together. And i was fearing that it was going to come and i said, have you ever had a baby before . She said, i did but there were some complications. There was other things so i had to have a csection. And i thought, oh, man, were in trouble here. Seth right. And on every train car theres also supposed to be someone who works there and that woman was not coming out of her room, either, probably also afraid of me. And so finally, i went upstairs and i realized that this was urgent and something had to be done. And i so i did the old movie like you see the emergency switch. Seth oh, wow. And i grabbed it and i pulled it. Which ive been waiting to do for a long time. [ laughter ] seth sure, yeah. You knew right where it was. Thats what it was all about. Are you pregnant . Let me just boom. [ laughter ] and it didnt stop the train, but it made the loudest noise ive ever heard in my life. Seth oh wow. And it was like this small metal hallway. Like anyway, so finally that got the people up. People started opening their doors. I sent someone to get conductor of the train. He came back. I said weve got to stop the train. He said, theres no stop for another three hours. In the middle of a National Park on the border of california and oregon. And i said, youve got to do it anyway. So he looked on our phones, a little gps on the phone, and he called ahead and an ambulance there was a little road that went through the natl there, we got her off. Seth wow. Got her, boom, done. And then i said i kind of thought it was a big moment for me. Seth sure. Im felt very bonded to this woman. Im leaving out that like i sat with her for a long time. She was in labor, her water broke right there, i was sitting with her, and shed given me her i. D. Because she thought she might die or something, she wanted to know who she was it was like very intense. Seth wow. I thought she would name the baby after me. Seth right. [ laughter ] and when i called the hospital i knew what hospital she was going to because i asked the paramedics. And the next day i called the hospital and they put me through to her room and she didnt remember me. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Our next guest is a talented actress who you know her from ugly betty as well as from her portrayal of mystique in the xmen films. She stars in the tnt series the librarians, which returns for its third season november 20th. Lets take a look. Were running out of time. The hell he isnt. Ezekiel, do you have any control over the sub . Only auxiliary power. Propulsion. Okay, listen carefully. I need you to throttle the propellers to maximum speed and come straight at us. Im sorry. You want to get blown out sooner . It takes at least 400 yards for a torpedo to arm itself. The closer you get to the museum the hardest it is to detonate. That makes sense. Almost. Six, five, four, three, two. Seth please welcome to the show Rebecca Romijn [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im great. Thanks for having me. Seth so happy to have you. Nice to meet you. Seth nice to meet you as well. I know your husband jerry oconnell. Yes. Seth ive known him for years. And i know you guys live in l. A. But you recently got a place in new york. But jerrys from new york. Jerrys a new yorker. Born and raised in chelsea. Seth and is it true that when you used to come back here you would stay at his parents house . Just up until this year weve been staying at jerrys mommys and daddys for the last 12 years. Seth oh, my god, for 12 years. Yeah. Seth what is it like . What is his childhood its umm you know, its crazy. I mean, its a real its like an oconnell museum. Seth oh, really . Yes. Its they bought it in the 70s. I dont think theyve updated it since then. [ laughter ] seth okay, got you. Umm its just its layered. Seth well, that was when new york was its nicest, the 70s. So you want to keep it close to that as possible. [ laughter ] its original. Seth yeah. Umm you know, his parents are very sort of new york bohemian artist background. Seth got ya. The walls. Mixed with every single project jerry has ever been involved with. Seth movie posters on the wall . Movie posters. Seth oh, wow. Like, you know, great art right next to a kangaroo jack poster. Seth got you. Any any clipping from any anything has been framed on every surface. Its its like a museum. Seth and now is that something that would be true of your childhood at home . Did your parents have the same my parents are also im from berkeley, california. Also sort of a bohemian background. Seth got you. Theyre not quite as theyve edited along the way. Seth okay. Yeah, yeah. Thats good. Well, then it must be nice for you to be i do like it. Theres something very comforting about it. You know, you never see anything in manhattan like that. Its just seth well its funny cause now that we have a kid i realize well never have another piece of anything of mine in the house ever again. Like, its immediately about that childs accomplishments. Yes. Seth and his accomplishments are like nothing yet. Hes only eight months old. Yes. Congratulations, by the way. Seth thank you. But im losing a lot of the focus from my wife. Thats what im saying. Too. Seth i host a talk show and i come home and i have to talk about how he ate a carrot for like 45 minutes. No i get it. Yeah. Seth youve been there. Ive been there. Seth yeah. With twins. Seth yeah, there you go. And wait till he starts drawing all over everything. Our kids, who also have an artistic streak, thought that everything in our house to be decorated. Like all the antiques seth true artists. All the furniture, the walls. All the outlets were too plain. Everything needed to be colored in. And i hated it at first and now its like, you know, theyre going to be eightyearsold and now i look at it, its perfect. [ laughter ] you know what, they were right. All this stuff did need to be colored in. [ laughter ] seth so, your show the librarians, as we can see from the clip, there is a lot of special effects in this show. A lot of special effects. Seth is this one of those shows where as an actor youre often have no sense of what youre supposed to be looking at . We have no idea. We need them to describe absolutely everything to us. We watch the finished result along with everybody else just to surprise we have to be told exactly what it is were looking at. Like is it a spark or an explosion . How far does it go . Where are we looking . Its all in our imagination. Seth have you ever accidentally given spark reaction to an explosion . It has happened. Seth and then people think your character is ice cold. [ laughter ] another role that youre famous for is mystique in xmen, and that is that was obviously special effects as well but a lot of basic like human being painted. Right . That was basically a human being painted. Seth this was not a cgi gig. That was not cgi. That was all done. That took nine hours every day. Seth nine hours . They would bring me in at midnight for a 9 00 a. M. Call time. Seth oh my goodness. And then nothing was a secret ever. I left a lot of blue paint behind me everywhere i went. Seth yeah. This would not be a good way to be a cat burglar. Terrible. Seth yeah. Like blue toilet seats. Seth yeah, well, what can you do . People were like oh, mystique was in here. [ laughter ] seth and have you cause you know theres that cosplay thing where people go to places like comiccon and they dress like yeah. Seth have you ever seen one cause it would seem to me this would be the impossible one to pull off in public. You know, its a terrible girls. Seth yep. I dont recommend it. Seth no. I think you would be able to completely completely inappropriate. Seth if you let your child do that you should be on a watch list. Yep, definitely. [ laughter ] i dont recommend it. Its not a great Halloween Costume for little girls. But at comiccon, which, you know, and i love comiccon. Its for geeks. Its for scifi geeks. Its for fringe people. It brings seth but its a safe awesome place for them to love things. To celebrate being fringe people. Seth i dig it. Yeah. Exactly. I have run into people dressed up as who do cosplay as mystique at the comiccons. There was one who did a really good job except for she was purple. Seth oh, thats not good. Thats one glaring mistake. Seth thats a huge i hated to have to point that out. Seth but sometimes you get to the paint store and theyre out of mystique. Theyre out of mystique blue. [ laughter ] seth youre like, ill take grimace. [ laughter ] so you to stay in line with painting, you were the first Sports Illustrated model who got the body paint. Yeah. Seth and this was in 99. Yeah. Seth and that was sort of you were a model in the 90s. I was a model in the 90s for those ou there something you were a huge model in the 90s. I was a passable model in the 90s. Seth you were a huge when my friends and i got together and talked about models yep. Really . Seth you were top of our list. [ laughter ] do you what was do you feel like modeling has changed . Was there something unique to the 90s . Well, fashion always changes. So modeling always changes. But there you know, i mean, i did a lot of catalog modeling back in the 90s, and there were some signature seth whats a signature catalog move from the 90s . I mean, theres hailing the taxi. Seth oh, thats very good. Yeah, ive seen that. Theres hailing the taxi. And theres certain like theres like a step and repeat like [ laughter ] any if you are any 90s model worth your weight you did that move. And not for the faint of heart. Seth and how many times would you have to do it per outfit . You would have to do it for like 12 hours straight. Seth oh, my god. Yeah, its mind seth i dont know whats worse i dont know which id like to be less, the step and repeat or the getting painted purple. Well i yes. I didnt get painted purple. I got painted blue. Seth oh right. Wait, you were mystique . Yeah. Seth okay, got you. I was [ laughter ] seth thats right. Im a huge fan. [ laughter ] thank you so much for being here, rebecca. Such a pleasure to meet you. Thank you for having me. Thanks for having me. Seth Rebecca Romijn, everybody. The third season of the librarians premieres november 20th on tnt. Well be right back with michael che. [ cheers and applause ] even when you know where youre going. It Still Matters how you get there. The lexus line of luxury suvs. Giving you the power to make your own way. Mom washed our clothes. Credibility as handymen. One wash with tide pods and were right back where we started. We look like catalogue models who trusts a clean handyman anyway . We cant look this good dinge is the dirt the bargain detergent cant get to. Tide pods can. You need to eat this special. I love it kelloggs special k. Made with whole grains and fiber. To help a body thrive. 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Yeah, man. Welcome to trumps america. [ laughter ] if he brings slavery back i dont want to be on that list. [ laughter ] seth you look fantastic. Thank you. Thank you. Seth i feel like this is the biggest difference between the last time you the outfit from the laste because last time you were here we did a live show after the conventions. I looked like garbage. Yes. Seth jeans, sweatshirt. But you look fantastic. Well, you know, ever since i was a kid id watch def jam. And all of the black comedians dressed like this. [ laughter ] in the mid 90s. Seth this was the look . Bernie mac, shuckey duckey, all of them. And so im trying to get back to my roots. Seth there you go. And youre doing a fantastic job. Congratulations on all the election shows. Last week dave chappelle, a fantastic episode. Yeah, that was so much fun. [ applause ] seth was it im jealous you got to spend a whole week working with a sketch pro like chappelle. I mean, its weird how like how just in sync he is immediately. Like, he hadnt been on tv in so long and he just was just like rolling like he never left. It was kind of crazy. And what a week to be on. Seth sure. It was a great week in that as soon as that monologue started, which can sometimes, you know, be an uncomfortable moment, you just immediately felt you were in perfect hands. Youre like oh, yeah, i forgot im watching the greatest comedian living. Kristen wiig coming back. Yeah. Its also its a different kind of thing. Thats how cool snl is, is that there be two completely different kinds of hosts but also just on the right time, just right on the same track. Seth we mentioned last time you were here, we talked about the conventions, and you and jost were saying completely different what you experienced in cleveland with the republicans and in philadelphia with the democrats. And do you is that shape now how the outcome how you perceive the outcome . We should have saw this coming. Seth youre saying that now. We should have saw this coming. Because when you go to the convention for the republicans they were happy and celebrating. They were all having a great time. And then when you see hillary, the democrats convention, there was people booing. They were heckling. They were crying. They still thought bernie had a chance. And i was like, oh, no, theyre going to be in a popularity contest . Turns out it didnt come out good for her. Seth no. They liked the people that are having fun. Its the tuxedo. [ laughter ] seth now, the other thi this netflix special. This is very exciting. But you did it before the election, obviously. Yeah. Seth is there things now based on the result you that wish were in there or do you are you happy with it . I mean you every time you tape comedy you want to do it the next day just because youre like oh, man, you know so much more every time. But theres a lot of stuff that i still think holds up because i try to write from more so the tone of the country, not necessarily whats exactly happening. Seth right. And you mentioned your brother is a police officer. Yes. Seth and thats affected how youre dealing with him . Well, yeah. I only see him thanksgiving. And even then im like im reaching for the potatoes. [ laughter ] he doesnt find that funny. But i think i think its hysterical. Seth you you and some others, brian tucker, write one of my favorite sketches on recent years on snl called black jeopardy. Oh, cool. [ applause ] seth and i want to talk about thst was with tom hanks. And i felt like as far as any of the comedy thats been done about this election it has an incredible amount of empathy for trump voters in a way that i thought was really unique and interesting. Yeah, well, i mean, i thought it was tuckers idea to do one with a trump voter that gets everything right and plays on in the game, and it made a lot of sense because you know, with all this comedy it seems very divisive and this is kind of a thing that said listen, were not that different when you really break it down, weve got the same kind of sensibilities, we come from the same places usually, we want the same things, and this sketch i thought people kind of it was a good way for people to laugh and say were very similar. Seth and particularly you sort of drew a parallel between trump voters and black people, which is not a parallel that anybody else was making at the time. [ laughter ] well seth but it works. My brothers a cop. [ laughter ] no, no. It does work. I mean theres a lot you know, listen, i grew up in manhattan in the projects and i feik common with southern whites than i do Upper West Side whites in manhattan. Seth sure. Yeah, there you go. Also a lot of jesus and guns and big trucks. [ laughter ] seth what is your does that make sense somehow . Yeah, it makes sense. Wallys laughing. [ applause ] seth did you what is your take now on how voters are reacting to the outcome of this election . I think white people think theyre not going to be white no more. Seth yeah. You think were but seriously youll be fine. Dont worry about it. Seth were going to be okay . Yeah, man. [ laughter ] no, i think people are freaking out and they probably should. Hes a maniac. But also [ laughter ] also, i hope that we remember that hopefully this government is constructed in a way where one man cant undo it all by just pulling a string. Seth yeah. Hopefully. Seth hopefully. Were going to find out. You know how all that time when people say the president dont really do nothing. God, i hope thats true. [ laughter ] [ rs please let that be true. Seth now its interesting because you dont i feel like you have the you got in a little bit of trouble for saying in an interview that donald trump was smart, but this is something that Bernie Sanders just said as well. We make the mistake of dismissing his intelligence based on some of the things he says. Clearly hes a smart guy. I mean, he knows something we dont know. I mean, he knows something hillary didnt know apparently. [ laughter ] so i mean, i think sometimes you take for granted when you dismiss a guy as being dumb or dismiss a guy as being crazy and all that stuff, you dont see him coming when he actually does have a plan and puts it into effect. So, we need to give this guy more credit than we are giving him, and maybe he wont shock us as often as he has been. Seth i think thats excellent advice. And im so happy to have you here. Always such a pleasure. Amd i feel like we should head out tonight and hit the town. Lets go out, man. Seth michael che. 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And be sure to check us out on facebook and tumblr. [ cheers and applause] y27mly y16fy [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to casey affleck, Rebecca Romijn. Michael che, everybody. Atom willard. 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hey, whats up, folks . And youve tuned into last call. Thank you so much. Im your host carson daly coming to you from 97. 1 amp radio here in l. A. Where i host a morning radio show. Tonight, on e tv show, weve
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