[inaudible] now i cant even give it to them. Cant say i blame them. I got over 200 heads. What am i supposed to do with them, watch them burn up . [inaudible] reservation, thats where it is. Them apaches got all the water. Since when . Since when does the rainfall just for apaches . Aint talking about rain. They got a stream. And its pretty low right now. Low is better than nothing here at it starts up there in those mountains and runs straight down onto their land. We could headed the other way [indiscernible] and you would run yourself right into apache guns. Is right. That is apache water. Them apaches dont own that stream. Thats the only water they have right now. You know that, bert. [inaudible] no thanks. Aint even any promise of rain. A man can hardly talk. Hes dry. Nowhere is that water youre talking about . Water is everywhere. Its the first and last, beginning and end. Made the earth he spread the water. Believe me. Have yourself another drink, oldtimer. . Is not enough water here even we must find new water. We looked all over the reservation. But not in tucson. There is one on tucson who has the gift of finding water. An old man whose hair is like the snow. To not look to this one, cochise. I found out about him. He tried to find water for two or three ranches and did not come up with them. Will you bring him to me . Try anything. [gunshot] . [indiscernible] drives them away. They were running to the water the ranches not far from the reservation. Ranch is not far from the reservation. Its no use. Cant fight the drought and them, too. [indiscernible] land. Are on chiricahua land. You have all the water you need and more. That isnt true. That stream is the only water the apaches have. The water belongs to my people. I do not let my own cattle drink from the stream. I dont believe it. I aint heard of no apache cattle dying. . Right to blast open the side of a mountain to steal water from the apaches. Dynamite is tricky stuff, blurt bert. You could blast that stream underground. Then there would not be water for anybody. You know how to set up land. We figured you would help. N i said no, i mean no. Good day, lori. We are dying of thirst. First our cattle. If we hold off, we lose everything weve got. That water is the only water there is a you are only one who can get it for us. Make that no step. Make yourself at home. He told me you wanted to see me. I did not think you would mind. Go you dont rake up all my water. [laughter] [indiscernible] wine maketh glad the heart of man. Sometimes a man cant exactly help himself. They tell me you are one of those waterdousing fellows. [indiscernible] you know much about water . I would like to learn more. First to get yourself a forked stick. You hold it out in front of you like this. Way down deep. [indiscernible] you work for a couple of men in tucson. You did not find water for them. Thats because they didnt believe. There were folks who believed. I found water for them. Theres more of them, lots more of them. Most of them couldnt hardly read or write. You really think you can find the sky, and the earth, and the sand and rocks. Rocks . [indiscernible] he smacked a rock and it came flowing out. Its all there. Lets go to work, oldtimer. You got to believe if im working for you. Not me. Youre working for cochise. We are going to talk. [indiscernible] six years of your life. Lori. I know that. You use to say i was ready pretty. Look at those hands. Its like mans. My skin burnt to leather, my hair like straw. I aint never minded. [indiscernible] now lori, i did not make this drought. But a woman cant make all the decisions. A womans got to have a man to lead her. What can i do . Get us some water aint never handle dynamite before. Hes lying. They just dont want to share, thats all bert aint got more to lose than we have. You cant lose more than everything. These past six years i have given all i could. Im tired. I cant give any more. Not when theres no hope. Lori, please. Heads of cattle die. You go ahead and start all over again. Only this time you will be starting without me. [indiscernible] the water devil. Nonsense. He has nothing to do with the devil. He has a strong spirit. Where do you want him to look . In the stronghold. Cochise, i promise tin promise he would find water. He will find it. . [indiscernible] going to make trouble, bert. Aint nothing going to hold slow. [indiscernible] precious water. Bring down rods where they are supposed to be with gods precious water. Trouble . I aint getting no action. You said willow was the best. Want to try something else. [indiscernible] could do with a drink. We all could. When you find the water. I need a drink. I got to get me a drink. Man. He makes fools of us. I cant help it. I got no feeling when im like this. My hands. [indiscernible] your mouth is filled with big words, but you do nothing. Send him away, cochise. Apaches are not suited to be laughed at. Im always afraid it me. It helps me to believe i will find water. [indiscernible] i believe. You aint just saying that . I believe this thing. Now try again. Rods and say where we will find gods precious water. Send down rods its here hes here how deep . Sent down rod by cubits measured. Say how deep you will find gods treasure four, five, six. The rod says six you will bring us water. Solid rock. [indiscernible] i will take my chances. [indiscernible] stance stands six feet tall, cochise. Cochise still put the faith in this man. I saw the stick bend. Then we have lost nothing. There she goes came from the mountains. They did. They went ahead and did it what do you mean . I know what makes this thunder. Ranchers are using dynamite in the mountains. For what . Today for the stream so it will run to their own land to divert the stream so it will run to their own land. [inaudible] . They have turned the water. Must go to the low place that is named for the walls. The cattle can get there only to the canyon. We will be there first. Guns to their land. Let me talk to them. I am sick of words water is the life of our women and children . [indiscernible] anything wrong . Still looking for trouble. Thats apache water. Its on my land. Where are they . Up ahead. [whooping] jeffords does my brother stand with these people . Go ahead. Tell them, jeffords. Or let me tell them for you. [gunshot] we found the water. Theyre all the time, just like i said we have water in the stronghold, cochise. He believed. You said six feet. Not feed, cubits. Like it says feet, cubits. Like it says in the bible. For a little while, i did not believe. There aint no words. [inaudible] im sorry. Looks like i got an awful lot of work to do. Starting with me. [inaudible] im sorry. We could use an extra hand. Come march, i wont be much use around the place. I guess thats why ive been so into suffering. . Weve got to get moving, oldtimer. Cochise, you hear anymore dynamite, dont let it bother you. We will be moving that stream backward belongs. Back where it belongs. I guess i owe you an apology, mr. Amos. Forget it, son. Forget it. After you are finished with that for all these other folks, maybe you can come to the agency and find me water. Do you believe . After what ive seen, i would be the biggest fool in arizona [theme plays] . Yancy i know, i. Youre hungry. So am i. Thats why i saved this measly forlorn 50. To the sazerac. Well have a steak. Yancys voice the note was from john colton, administrator of my wait. Mr. Colton seldom sent for me unless there was a real emergency in the city. Because as his confidential agent without pay or protection, it was my job to work for the law outside the law. Though, not as far out as some people. Get em up. Yancy good evening, jody. Hows your mother keeping . Jody sorry, yancy. I didnt recognize you. Yancy i wouldnt have been much of a haul anyway. Hows pickings . Jody slim. Mighty slim. Could i have a little r yancy goodbye, jody. . Yancy good evening, mr. Colto. John hello, yancy. Yancy here i am, just as you requested. John look at this. Yancy i am. In my present financial condition, ive never seen anything more beautiful. John yes, you have. Its all bogus. Yancy no. John weve traced it to the more than 50,000 so far, all counterfeit. Yancy dont keep saying that. John yancy, i need your help. Where is it coming from . Whos passing it . Yancy if i had my way, id start at the sazerac. John all right. Yancy that is if i had the price of dinner. John this is an urgent matter, yancy. It could ruin the economy of new orleans. Ah john please see that i gea return on the investment. Yancy ill save the afterdinner mints for you. . There you are, son. Hold on to that change. Them small bills just clutter up a mans pocket something fierce. Get so a man cant find his nose blower when he needs it. Bartender mister, this is a 500 bill. By golly, youre right. Im sorry, son. There, i meant to give you a 1,000. Now keep the change. Bartender miss mandarin . Miss mandarin . Bartender keep e said. Miss mandarin how gracious of our guest. Howdy, maam. Im lonesome. Lonesome jackson. Miss mandarin forgive me if i caution you not to display your money so openly. Lonesome dangerous . Not so far. No, maam. So far its been about as dangerous as a cow pasture. Now, you take Virginia City. Now, thats a dangerous city. Men can get in trouble there mighty easy. Buy you a drink, maam. In fact, everybody. Ill buy everybody a drink. Miss mandarin im terribly sorry, but the sazerac does not permit its customers to treat. Lonesome well, doggone it, little lady its harder to spend money here than it is to dig it out of a mountain back home. Drink . Lonesome now thats friendly. . Lonesome good night, little lady. Miss mandarin yancy. Yancy good evening, celestial lady. Miss mandarin the man who just left hes got a fortune in greenbacks, and hes showing it openly. Surely someone will try for it. Will you follow him and watch i wouldnt want such a thing to happen at the sazerac. Yancy my daddy used to say, always go to the aid of people with money. In time they may reward you. If not, you still can go through their pocketbook before the police arrive. Miss mandarin will you stop trying to be a rascal and go after him . Yancy at your command, my lady. Jody back up there. Give me the money. Lonesome not me, partner. Jody i said, mister, give me the money. It lonesome well, deads the only way youre going to get it. Yancy well, good evening, gentlemen. Jody get your hands up, too, yancy. Yancy jody jody im not fooling. Get em up fast. Lonesome yancy . There was a Yancy Derringer came out west right after the last war. He could get in and out of more trouble than a bobcat in mating season. You any relation . Yancy the closest. Forgive me for not shaking hands with you. Lonesome lonesome jackson. Yancy pleasure to know you, lonesome. Hes all right, jody. Hes the wrong man. Hes a friend of mine. Jody i wouldnt care if he was a friend of mine. Taking it if i have to kill the two of you. Yancy the three of us . Jody wheres the indian . Yancy right behind you. Jody thats yancy good night, jody. Lonesome well, cut my teeth. Whered he come from . Yancy this is my pawnee friend, pahoo. That means wolf. Lonesome i know. Yancy oh, you understand a little sign . Lonesome sure. Yancy this is lonesome jackson from Virginia City. Lonesome im mighty grateful for you pitching in the way yo Walking Around the streets of new orleans . Yancy he loves french cooking. Lonesome aw. And howd you know i was from Virginia City . Yancy could we talk about that over a drink . Lonesome only if im buying. Yancy thats what i said. Back to the sazerac . Lonesome thats a pretty dull place. Yancy well liven it up. Lonesome all righty. . Lonesome hey, little lady, were back. Ha miss mandarin you all right . Lonesome saved from the jaws of poverty by my friend yancy. Miss mandarin i knew someone would try to take it all. Youve been giving away money so fast. Lonesome i sure hope somebody does, but its got to be a female. Ill have champagne. Whatll you have . Miss mandarin if youll excuse me. Lonesome how about you, yancy . Yancy sazerac. Bartender you bet, yancy. Yancy just how much would you say youve got there . Lonesome oh, 130,000, give or take 5 or 6. Yancy 5 or 6 what . Lonesome thousand. Yancy did you ever hear about hiding i a lonesome i put it in a bank once. The president run off to mexico with my roll and retired. Besides, i want folks to know im a man of means. Yancy why . Lonesome im here to buy me a wife. I sold my claim, came east, and brought every penny with me. Dont fret and frown at me like that, yance. Take a look at this face of mine. Yancy your mother loved you. Lonesome oh, sure, mother did. But no gal aint going to love me on that account. So i figured id find me a gal thatll marry me for my money. Yancy you dont have a very in new orleans. Lonesome i aint looking for any fancy dancy. I live rough in the rough country. Im looking for a gal wholl rough it with me. I thought you said we were going to stir up some excitement in this saloon. Yancy stir. Lonesome hey, listen, everybody. Listen, old lonesome here will just pay 1000 to any man who can shoot this cartwheel out of my hand without taking off a finger. Of course all bets are off in case i get dedigited. Miss mandarin please, mr. Jackson, this is a respectable place. We have ladies present. Lonesome shucks, maam, were just trying to have a little fun. Yancy dont you worry. All right, lonesome, youre on. R there. Now. Yancy. Yancy hello, mr. Quayne. Mr. Quayne you listen to me, yancy. As a member of the board of governors, i must warn you that gunfire or the illegal use of pistols is strictly forbidden. Yancy there wont be any yancy you r . Lonesome shoot, yancy. Yancy k. Well, one, two, three, four, five. Would you like to hold it in your teeth next time . Lonesome no, thanks, friend yancy. No, thanks. Heres your 1,000, son. You earned it fair and square. Yancy pahoo wont take your money. He just did it for laughs. [laughter] lonesome if this aint the most cantankerous town. Cant give no money away no how. Id pay you 5,000 to find me a wife. Yancy im afraid id get us both in trouble. Tell you what ill do. Ill take it away from you in poker. Lonesome i knew wed get a bonfire started somehow. They dealing here . Yancy the back room. Lonesome lets saddle up, partner. Mr. Quayne whats up, gentlemen . Mr. Jacksons bankroll away from him. Legally, that is. Mr. Quayne oh, poker . Lonesome why dont you join us . You might as well take a try, too. Mr. Quayne i might do just that. Miss mandarin please take care of mr. Jacksons money, yancy. Yancy like it was my own. Lonesome you sure show a lot of concern for a beatup old prospector with nothing in this world to call his own except 130,000. Give or take 5,000 or 6,000. Lets play. Ruby hello, yancy. Yancy hello, ruby. This is mr. Lonesome jackson from Virginia City. Ruby welcome to the sazerac, lonesome howdy, maam. Yancy ruby, friend lonesome has come to the unwise decision. Hes tired of being lonesome in name as well as deed. Hes here to find a wife to take back to the gold fields. Ruby well, ive seen worse. Lonesome thank you, maam. Yancy he has many things to recommend him, including virtually unlimited wealth. Could you think of any girl who would be interested . Ruby one of them comes to mind right away. Lonesome which one, maam . Ruby this one, sir. Yancy why, ruby lonesome oh, maam, you trying to hand me a horse laugh . Pretty. Lonesome nobody but mother ever did. Ruby after all, beauty is only skin deep. Lonesome oh, maam. Youre a woman after my own heart. Here, thats for your torso. Yancy trousseau. Lonesome you go out and buy anything youre hankering for. Ruby 1,000. Lonesome and a lot more where that came from. Before you start your high spending, how about dealing us some poker here . Give me a little luck. Ruby all right, handsome, lets play. Miss mandarin pardon me. Yancy, theres someone to see you. Yancy dont sta w y. John evening, yancy. Who might the bull elephant be . Yancy a relatively old friend. Lonesome jackson. John oh . Mr. Quayne tells me he has a lot of money. Im interested. Yancy the board of governors short of funds . John mr. Quayne is in charge of the investigation. Mr. Quayne you saw that bankroll, yancy. Yancy i didnt see that it was bogus. Mr. Quayne nor i, but it could be. John id certainly like to get a closer look at your friends bankroll. Yancy perhaps if one were to win a few greenbacks. John we would be most appreciative. Yancy on the 20 you gave me . J. If you cant win with that much, id advise you to seek some other form of amusement. Yancy thank you, mr. Colton. Mr. Quayne ill join you. Lones. Oh, yance, you aint much of a plunger. That aint nothing but chicken feed. Yancy dont you know you can get the whole mississippi inside of a river boat just by punching one little hole . [laughter] ruby fivecard stud, gentlemen. Seven of diamonds, queen of hears, king of spades. King bets, handsome. Lonesome king bets 100. Mr. Quayne out. Yancy see your 100, raise you 100. 100. All right, what you got there, yance . Yancy three ladies. Lonesome oh, too bad. Three eskimos and two oneeyed chipmunks. Ruby kings full. [lonesome laughs] yancy you sure you got all that money prospecting . Ruby cards, please. Yancy hello, mr. Colton. Can i buy you a drink . John with what, mr. Derringer . Yancy you mean youre broke, too . John two champagnes. Yancy whered mr. Quayne get all that money . I didnt know he had a rich uncle. John uncle sam. Were staking him tonight. Yancy oh. Whyd you need me . John i didnt know how well quayne played. Lets go back. Yancy thank you, mr. Colton. Miss mandarin good evening, gentlemen. May i get you a table . No, thank you. John secret service men. I called them when i thought you were going to procure some evidence. Might as well let them go now. Yancy quaynes getting lucky. John oh . Lonesome whoowe. 5,000, mr. Quayne. Surely you dont think you got me beat. You better pitch in those cards and start hunting the high ground. Mr. Quayne ill raise you 5,000. Lonesome sure would like to let you off easy, but its bad luck to insult three bullets. And 5,000. Lonesome and 5,000. Mr. Quayne and 5,000. Lonesome there must be around 30,000 in there. Not being a greedy man, ill just call. Mr. Quayne two pair of 2s, sir. Have you got your last ace . Lonesome nah. All i got is a measly aces full. Ruby honey, your luck is so bad. You better quit while you still got enough money to be attractive. Lonesome now, dont you fret, maam. Theres plenty more where that come from. See that, yance . There went 15,000 of the best. Yancy youre talking to a sir. Bogus, mr. Colton. Every one of them. Lonesome ah, youre whisking me. Mr. Quayne im placing you under arrest. Lonesome now hold on. Mr. Quayne take him, officers. Lonesome my moneys as good as anybodys. Mr. Quayne there it is, mr. Colton, all drawn on the First National bank of philadelphia. Counterfeit, every single one of them. Lonesome all my money come from st. Louis. Mr. Quayne look out hes armed ruby let him go mr. Quayne get that woman away from him. Hes trying to hide the evidence. [suspenseful music] ruby lonesome lonesome. . Oh. Yancy oh ive been dipped, panned, strained, and about to turn green. Yancy you ought to wear one of these in your hat. Eases the sting. Lonesome and i also been robbed. Yancy since that money was bogus to begin with lonesome oh, now, yancy. You aint believing id try to buy myself a wife with wiggly money . Ruby hello, jailbirds. Yancy ruby loneso ruby anybody hungry . Yancy im starved to death. What have you got . Iced champagne. Cold squab. Lonesome, you picked yourself a wife in a million. Lonesome id get arrested every night for a spread like this. Ruby honey, you dont have to. Miss mandarin yancy . Yancy may ling . Miss mandarin youre bailed out. Youre free. Yancy what . Well, who did that . Miss mandarin i did. Yancy oh. Miss mandarin well, arent you pleased . Just pass that bottle over here before you go. . John out so soon . Yancy no thanks to you. John i couldnt interfere. You struck a secret service man. Yancy he struck a lady. And you have an innocent man in jail. John im afraid not. Your friends money, all of it. Theres not a bona fide bill in its all drawn on the philadelphia bank. Its all part of the same bogus series you southerners tried to flood the north with. I thought we destroyed it all, but evidently we hadnt. Yancy i sent pahoo on an errand. I think hes unearthed something that will be fascinating to you. See you at 11 00 . John for what . Yancy shall we say, a matter of money. . . Breaking. John house breaking . A man in my position cant be yancy come on. . John wheres the indian . Whats he saying now . Yancy you know hes tonguetied in the dark. John where the devil are we . . John 1,000 bill. You sliced it. Yancy 1,000 bill. You must admit, when you run short, it certainly beats working. John at the risk of repeating myself, where the devil are we . John quayne . Thats impossible. Yancy but true. John how did quayne get a hold of these plates . Yancy he didnt get a hold of the plates. He kept them. After the war, you confiscated the money, not the plates. John of course. During the war, quayne was in charge of the Richmond Team that counterfeited millions of dollars in an attempt to ruin the northern economy. Yancy and lonesome jackson was heaven sent, just what mr. Quayne needed to get rid of his bogus and get his hands on some real bills. John how did you know that jackson wasnt a counterfeiter . Yancy old friend lonesome didnt want any change. He just wanted to give his money away. John well, what do we do now . Yancy now we eat, before my stomach falls through my backbone. Yancy hello. Bartender hello, yancy. Yancy mr. Colton, about the john 1,000 i oh. For the yancy thank you, mr. Colton. Yae order a dying man some supper . Ruby you, too . I just ordered some for lonesome. Yancy yeah, but he had lunch. Ruby didnt you . Yancy not a smattering. Ruby what do you want . Yancy well, i would like food. Ruby all right, yancy. Yancy g. Mr. Quayne good evening, yancy. Join us. Yancy well, well see. Could you give me one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. Could you give me a 1,000 bill for these 10 100s. Im not used to having money bulging in my pocket. Mr. Quayne i havent got any thousands, yancy. Im not a rich man. Yancy youre a very rich man. You make money faster than that you smudge it. When were you in st. Louis last, mr. Quayne . These bills were issued there. Mr. Quayne mr. Colton, i demand this man be restrained. John restrain yourself, yancy. Mr. Quayne im a member of the board of governors. Ruby yancy, i ordered your supper. Yancy thank heavens. Oh, ruby . Ruby yes . Yancy would you come here a moment, please . Do you still have that 1,000 bill that lonesome gave you for your trousseau . Ruby yes. Yancy may i have it, please . Please . Yancy all issued from tt National Bank at st. Louis. S37066, s37067, 37068, and 37069. This is lonesomes money. Mr. Quayne i tell you, that money is mine yancy no, mr. Quayne. Yancy [thud]yancy my supper. I guess im destined to starve to death at the service of my country. . Yancy hey, lonesome. Lonesome hi, yance. Yancy what are you doing here . You were released over an hour ago. Ruby he wouldnt leave until he finished the supper i brought him. Yancy supper . Crayfish flambe. At least it was. Lonesome mighty good, too. You know something, yance . I gave this gal 1,000 and she never even spent any of it. Ruby the way you were throwing your money away, we never wouldve had any to get back lonesome now, how do you like that . All this time ive been looking for a girl that liked me for my money, and now i catch one that likes me for myself. Im a winner miss mandarin yancy, would you be my guest at the sazerac for a midnight supper . Yancy your guest . Celestial lady, ill be your slave. Miss mandarin you and your heathen customs. . . Look at it, keel. The third phase of neptune has crossed into cancer, the sign of the skull. Whatever you do will have only one end. Your own death. Bangkok, naples, madrid, and now san francisco. Just for tonight. And you are free tonight after the show, for dinner . Of course. Hey boy . Mr. Paladin. A private room at le voisin. But you said you were going to leave right away. That that matter will keep until tomorrow. Samuel h. Keel, san tiento. Reference to your newspaper advertisement of this day, i believe i am man to carry out your personal assignment. knocking on door keel come. Mr. Samuel h. Keel . The draft close that door youre the one from san francisco, paladin . Why . Come here. Look at that. See that . Its a tontine pyramid. I understand there have been some fortunes made on these lotteries. In this case, a half a million goes to the man whose name reaches the top of that pyramid, seth carter. Well, there are at least three people here that have a better chance than carter. Thats a long way from certain. More than certain. Predestined. Look here. How many letters in the name seth carter . Ten, right . And in none of the others, you see that . Gemini opposition to taurus. And both pointing to scorpio, the tenth month, see. Ten letters, tenth month, its predestined. Seth carters going to win a half a million in that lottery, but that moneys mine, and i can prove it. See, i bought and paid for seth carters place in the pyramid because it was the tenth month, october. I paid for his place, but now hes disappeared, right . Well, samuel h. Keel dont hold still for the likes of seth carter to do him in the eye. No, sir. Now, come here. Show you this. One of thems bound to be able to lead you to him. Now, the first one there, shaffner, he works in a carnival. Ive lost track of the others. Say, whats your fee . Thousand dollars. Thats a little steep, isnt it . All right, all right, ill meet it. Why . You know who these three are. You know how to go about looking for them. Why havent you tried yourself . Because im an aries. Here, see this . Aries. Here, aries look here. Saturn in libra. Hmm, zeitlens babylonian triangle. Yes. Yes. This is my year of shadow. I dont dare set foot outside this room. Anything could happen to me. I cant take any chances, not with that hex pointing right at me. You see that, dont you . Yes, but with montaigne, i believe that man does not need the mortar of truth to seal up the private prisons of his fear. However, mr. Keel. Its your money. Thank you. Give them all a sample, my darling. Watch her move. Its what you see. Isnt she mysterious . Thats quite a little princess. Thank you. Now, then, what you see here is but the merest patina of what awaits you within, the merest patina, i say. Give them another sample, darling, if you will. Isnt she lovely . Isnt she mysterious . From the far east, thats little iro, the one and only. Isnt that body golden . From tthats quite enough. Little iro, ththank you. Only. Because, ladies and gentlemen, on the inside, for the thinnest part u can drink in to sufficiency the mysteries of the east that lie within this tent. Coove. Ten cents, one tenth of a dollar. Whos gonna be first there . Step right up, get your tickets. Here we go. Thats the first one. Theres a good man. Ten cents, one tenth of a dollar. Keep moving, please. Thank you. Its the little cairo, the one, the only, original from the far east. There she goes, the sacred harem rites of ancient araby whos next here . Ten cents, one tenth of a dollar. Ten cents, here we go. G for a man named. Arnold shaffner. Oh. Oh, hes the coffin geek. Geek buryings the next show. As soon as i these rubes packed inside. You better catch him now before we shut him in. Thank you. Hey, here we go step right up, ladies and gentlemen, little cairo. Thats the final show for today. Yes, sir. Move along. Is your name arnold shaffner . What you want with me . Do i know you . No, but you knew a man named seth carter. laughing i dont know who you are, mister, but leave me alone. Im looking for carter. I have nothing to do with carter no more. I couldnt even seen him since i served my time. For all i know, hes dead. Anyway, i hope so. What did you have to do with carter . You dont know . No. You got a bottle of something, maybe . Anything at all. Mister, if i knew where carter was, id kill him. chuckles thats a lie. Couldnt even steady a gun to sight it no more. How long since youve seen carter . Oh, i dont keep track of time no more. Five years in prison at yuma. I dont know how long since then. man hey, geek. Start gettin into your stuff. Im setting up the pitch. Ninth cavalry, first lieutenant, troop c. Hmm. He was nothing but a peddler then, selling blankets to the army on contract. You could spit through them. First rain, they tie up like a knot. Next thing you know, some politician made him indian agent. Maybe he willed it himself. There was some kind of black magic about him. Sacre at greentree fork . Planned it down to the last dead indian, but i couldnt prove it in the courtmartial. He was too slick for me. Him and that fella was in it with him to get the indian land. Simon parsons . Mmm. Carl wellesley . Wellesley, yeah. Wellesley, thats him. bangs on coffin when we played Virginia City. Sorry, brother, its time to do the act. You check your air hose . Okay, get ready. Im gonna herd em in. Give me a hand here, will ya, brother . There you go. Easy does it. Let it over. paladin thanks. I dont know what youre after carter for, appreciate it. Thats fine. Thank you, brother. Okay, jim, you can let em in. Right this way, ladies and gentlemen the living corpse locked alive in a coffin. Yet he lives. He breathes move right along. Step up on the platform. There you go. Thank you. The living corpse horrible but true. Alive, alive, alive. The living corpse. Move right along, sir. There he is on the platform. Right before your eyes in the glass coffin, the living corpse, alive. What you see here is more than a phantom. Greater than a phenomenon, what you see here is a phantasmagoria, the living corpse, sealed alive, sealed alive in a vacuum so perfect that not even the tiniest insect could endure more than an hour. Sealed here since time immemorial. Sealed. Help sealed here by men whose integrity is beyond repro let me out theres a snake in there. women shrieking screaming get him out of here. Youre from the agricultural association, about my pesteating insects . Well, they should be hungry about now. Come on, lets take a look. E, the gasterophilius type, and also on tick grubs. Well, thats not why im here. Oh . And. And aphids. Of course, they relish aphids, you know, and bud moth and scale. They eat them all. They simply devour them. And theyre not messy. Of course they have to avoid these dangerous little beauties. Otherwise. imitates buzzing chuckling no, wells. My name is wells. Now, will you excuse me, please . Im looking for seth carter. Will you get out . I mean, please go. I dont know where he is. And i know who he is. Im the only one who does. Youre talking about the massacre at greentree fork . Im going to lock up, and you are going to go. Yes, i am. Youve got to go. Im going to go just as soon as youve told me all about it. Why not . I used to have a guilt about it, but not now, not after i came to understand. Come here. Come here. Lovely, timid, eh . You see how clear it is once you understand . At that time, before i understood, of course, i was a missionary to the. A missionary to the yerma tribe. I discovered a vein of gold on the yerma reservation, and i told the indian agent. Seth carter. And seth carter found a lieutenant named shaffner, carter had the indians driven off their land. He knew there was gold there, but he still needed help. He needed someone with the power to declare the yermas hostile, transfer their land to the public domain. And thats where Simon Parsons came in, hmm . Parsons had to be a Government Official of some kind. I can trace him down. No. No, you cant. He killed himself. Her . Of course. He. He found out about her. I truly believed. I lived only to bring the word to the heathen. Do you think i would have given that up for gold . Oh, for lieutenant shaffner, gold would do, but the devil has other temptations for his antagonists. Hell find her in taylorstown, and hell track her down to that devils lair where any man. Any man. Wellesley. Any man. Now, listen to me now, i dont want any more of this wild talk. I want answers. I want straight answers. Now, who was Simon Parsons . One of the condemned, like me. Who was Simon Parsons . He was the assistant territorial commissioner. And seth carter got him to put that indian land up at auction is that it . No. No, he didnt. She did it. She . Oh, the one hell come back to. Now, who is she . Simon parsons wife. But she was to belong to me. Carter put her in my mind, now do you understand . I think im beginning to understand now. No, you dont nobody does. You hear those people walking on the street up there . I watched them every day. They walk as if theres solid ground underneath them because they cant see. Theres no fire. Theres no sulfurous pit. Only here, inside. Thats where hell is. Hell is everywhere because unto him was given the key to the Bottomless Pit and the power to loose the ravens of death the ravens of death and the scourge of locusts, the messengers of sin of sin of sin. Condemned you are all condemned you are condemned do you hear . You shall all know the truth bird cawing crashing i couldnt help it, mister. He just stood there. And before i could pull those horses up, i hit him. Hes dead. Do you know something, mister . What . He acted like he was scared, but he wasnt scared of me. He never even seen me. What if you had a medical emergency away from home . My chest hurts. I cant breathe. 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I tried to. To hold him. Even after he shot me. Seth carter . Was it seth carter . gasps seth. Now hes gonna have to kill y. Come in, paladin. Ive been expecting you. I assume you discovered seth carter. Of course you wouldnt be here otherwise, would you . I discovered him. Not in time to prevent three people being murdered. Seth carter. Samuel keel. Eared. Had to. In a sense, he knew too many facts. Like shaffner and wellesley and katherine parsons. And, as a matter of fact, like you, paladin. Youre the last one between me and that money. Itll be simpler if you give me your gun. Now, whatever you do can only result in your own death. Its predestined. The sign of the skull. Look at it. Go on, look. grunts dont did i say neptune . Oh, well, that was a very serious mistake. I was completely wrong. What is it . Mercury. Mercury, the sign of good fortune and. And long life. . Have gunwill travel . . His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind . . A soldier of fortune is the man called . . Paladin . . Paladin, paladin . . . gun xxxxing youre young, and you have a good look about you. Id like your gun, renn, as a favor. I think it might save your life. gun unxxxxing . . . . H me youre impossible you wretch there are just no words. Youre impossible. You are a cad, sir. Call my carriage, please. Miss thornxxxx. You are not a gentleman. You are most decidedly not a gentleman. Margaret. You are a beguiler and a deceiver and. Margaret. Darling. What did you say to her . Well, if i tell you, youll know, and then very shortly, everyone will know, and then there will be absolutely no point in my knowing, will there . Inscrutable pakka dolly. Brothers wait to come home in a jail in clovis, dakota territory. We are waiting to hang them. Their savage gang has murdered and pillaged four states. Even now, no peace officer has reached clovis alive to bring them home to the rope. Their friends and relatio cohos mock justice. Who can bring them home . you want to check them . I trust you, but ill check them. No offense. No offense taken. Ooh, its a cold one. How did you take them . In their sleep. Spread em out, i think. They were stopping a lot of people. About six. Maybe 60. man like i told you, when you get to derby, take the train. Itll save you about three weeks traveling time and maybe keep you from freezing in the mountains. Heres a present for you. You know, youre probably right, but ill pass this time. wind howling, whistling chains rattling one blanket. One blanket. I didnt even ask myself why. Habit. Youre lucky we found this shack. I nearly froze that winter. Go to sleep, dave. Build a fire. Id soon as get shot as freeze to death. That fat old marshal was right. Theres, uh, somebody waiting out there with a rifle. Maybe one, maybe two, maybe three with a long rifle. Therell be some of my children in derby, waiting in a doorway, maybe from a hitch post out in the street, waiting for a clear shot, waiting to kill you. Now, i want you to turn us loose, and in exchange for that, kisses mmm. wind howling, whistling . . Pull up. gun xxxxing thats an ugly sound. I pull the trigger, its even uglier. What kind of an indian you think that is . Blackfoot maybe. How can you tell . They all look the same. Straight to the railroad station. Either of you stops, ill kill you both. gun xxxxing gun firing you taking him back with us . deep inhaling yes. Well, i want him embalmed. I want him to go in a casket. Ill pay. Youll pay for that. Now stand there. Im cold clear through. Im going to the fire. I told you to stand there. Which one . Which one is it . Hmm . How many of them here belong to dave wilder . How many of them are his children . Sit down. chuckling loud crashing i want to look at your children. door opening, xxxxing gun sighing all right, mother. Go on to the fire. Can i go to the fire now, sir . We ought to get rid of em at 30. Huh . chuckles i like my ladies young. Cant help it. We may as well be friends. One of us is going to be with the other for the rest of his life. Youre worse than i am. I kill for pleasure or to take power chuckles but you. You kill for money. What are you gonna do with it . Buy stocks . Breed horses . Or are you saving it for old age . You warm yet . door opening thunder rumbling where shall i put the deceased . Outside on the platform. There are people in here. I want him with me. Or i could chain you to him outside. Whatever you say. Why . I owe him respect. Love the living, respect the dead. Inside. thunder rumbling undertaker careful, right over there. door shuts hes embalmed now, isnt he . I guarantee that. What did he. He do . Ate some little girls up ill knock you down and stomp on you, chains or not. No offense meant, miss. I look at you, and i. I like what i see. But no offense meant. And you over there, you can go to stomping any time you want. thunder rumbling thatll be 48, sir. We pride ourselves on both the quality and service. I hope youll recommend us sometime. Yeah. Every time. Thank you, sir. Ahheh. door closing talky bird. A bad, nasty mouth. I used to have a brother like you. Your favorite . Yes. You never answered me. What did he do . He murdered some people. Sometimes in hot blood, sometimes in cold. Sometimes for something, and sometimes for nothing. Of course, i never counted them. footsteps approaching here. Dagblast it wood thudding gun unxxxxing anybody wants any more wood, stove clanking thumping dont need no more fire in there anyway. Why, sure. You got your own stove back there. Haul the wood for it, too. Uh, they with you . Yes, sir. Thatll be full fare for the casket. And not on the train neither. They can just jump on a train and pay there if they get caught. Pay here. Now, look, i aint going nowhere, and im just beginning to get warm. When that train pulls out, youre gonna be dead, so i just wanna sit and a. Denton, texas. Texas, huh . Texas. Texas. Denton, texas. Change to a stage in texas. Ill write down where. And thats, uh, 37. 50 each. Got the money . money slapping counter flipping through money . Lets see. Hundred. mumbling paladin whos the girl . And i aint afraid of you. No, sir, but i am gonna have to have your help. A saloon girl. Came here three months ago. From a farm, i think. Shes young. Shes older now than then. Heh. The indian woman . Dont know her. Choctaw, blackfoot. Thinks shell get on without a ticket. She wont, though. An indian got killed this afternoon. You know him . Oh, i seen him around. He have a wife . I dont know. Yes, sir. The old gentleman . Well, hes heading the other way. Says hes going home. You know him . Yeah, thats old moses. Been working at the hostlers for two months. Thats a thin coat. Yeah, well, thats for sundays and traveling. Mostly, he wore old rags till miss davis. She give him them throwaways there. That leaves the cowboy. Worked at wade timmers for a month. Thats all. Thank you. What do you drink . Well, the best i can buy. How long you been here . Five years. Course, there aint anybody in this room would know if that was true or not. chain rattling deep sighing just about now, bucko. Just about any minute now. Better help me get the casket out there now. Just as a favor. Why . Youre young. You got no right to ask that. No. No, i dont. train bells ringing miss, why dont you step outside . Its an express, and it wont wait. All right, mother. You can go. No, she aint getting on. Not without a ticket. She just thinks she is. rattling all right. thumping can you make it . Yeah. That fool undertaker. He could have left his trundle. Hes an old man, paladin. Got a freight wagon . This aint sioux falls. How about him . loud crash now, did you break anything . chains rattling dave screams there you call that undertaker. I paid his brothers fare all the way to texas. I want that body on the next train. Yes, sir. Anymore chilen . Have gun, will travel . . Reads the card of a man . . His fast gun for hire . . Heeds the calling wind . . A soldier of fortune . . Is the man called . . Paladin . . Paladin, paladin . Hello and welcome to the show from my side kick. Counties near and far, and everyones a star. . My side closed kick .