I missed you. I missed you all terribly this week. I missed you terribly, guillermo. And you know what i missed . All the many people donald trump fired while we were gone. [ laughter ] President Trump is coming off his worst week since his last worst week, which i think was the week before last week. [ laughter ] since we went away for vacation sean spicers out, Reince Priebus is out. Trumpcare is dead. And kim jong un has a missile that can reach new york. And weirdly, i dont feel tired from all the winning yet. I really dont. [ laughter ] communications director. Today hes out of a job. Fired on the morning. The new white house chief of staff john kelly started. Scaramucci, last week he called a reporter at the new yorker. You probably know he had a number of unflattering and filthy things to say about his colleagues Reince Priebus and steve bannon. President trump reportedly felt those comments were inappropriate. And you know, hes a very say what you like about him, very appropriate person. [ laughter ] so he fired scaramucci. And this is whats great about donald trump. Every time he does anything you can find a tweet that contradicts it 100 . [ laughter ] heres one. Wow, was ted cruz disloyal to his very capable director of communications. He used him as a scapegoat, fired like a dog. Well, woof. [ laughter ] its unbelievable. Its only a matter of time before Trump Replaces ivanka with tiffany trump. [ laughter ] so far we have not heard from anthony scaramucci. Hes not done an interview. But i notice that he follows me on twitter. So i sent him a direct message. And i think we have him on the phone already. Joining us telephonically now, former White House Communications director anthony scaramucci. Anthony, are you there . [ cheers and applause ] am i here . Of course im [ bleep ] here. Where the [ bleep ] should i be . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know. I was just saying hello. I was just yeah, well, lets not just sit here [ bleep ] each other off. Ask your question [ bleep ] face. Jimmy all right. Well, tell me how you were fired, i guess is how was i fired . How the [ bleep ] do you think . [ laughter ] a magic owl flew in my [ bleep ] window while i was taking a dump. They [ bleep ] fired me. [ laughter ] jimmy why were you fired, then . You want to know why i was fired . The president doesnt want anybody working for him who has a bigger [ bleep ] than his. [ laughter ] you hear that sarah [ blee [ bleep ]abee sanders . Watch your back. Jimmy oh, come on now. How did you feel when you were let go after how did i feel . How did i feel . What the [ bleep ] kind of question is that how did i feel . Huh . I feel like the president grabbed me by the [ bleep ]. Thats how i feel. [ laughter ] now, if youll excuse me, i have to go get a [ bleep ] job and hire a lawyer to sue the [ bleep ] out of my [ bleep ] wife. Jimmy well, thank you so much for taking the time to yeah, [ bleep ] you. [ laughter ] jimmy that is anthony scaramucci. The mooch. How did we lose the mooch already . [ cheers and applause ] you know, ill say it. The minute you open your heart to someone theyre gone just like that. Meanwhile, donald trump tweeted about Reince Priebus, who he fired. He wrote, we accomplished a lot together, and i am proud of him. Which thats two lies in one sentence. [ laughter ] Reince Priebus. This poor guy. It will be easier for Reince Priebus to go into a souvenir shop and find a novelty license plate with his name on it than it will to find a job after this. [ laughter ] and the staff of the white house is said to be rattled. But even with all the tumult trumps moving ahead full speed. So we slowed him down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ sloweddown music ] [ sloweddown speech ] weve been able to start nipping it in the bud. Weve nipped it in the bud. Lets call it start. Nipping it. In the in the bud. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nipping it in the bud and smoking it. This is good. The president may have trouble selling his agenda but he has plenty of other stuff to sell. I got a box the other day. We signed up for a monthly club. Its kind of like a fruit of the month club. But this is a trump version of that. We saw an offer that said get your big league box. Thats it. Every month as a recurring donor you will receive a handpicked bundle of exclusive and vintage donald j. Trump merchandise. We paid 49 a month, which is the least you can pay. And this is the first box we got. And lets see what is in this box. All right. So there is what appears to be an inauguration tote bag. Yes. A tote bag. [ applause ] all right. Four red solo cups. [ applause ] that say oh, boy. These are nice. What do these say on them . These say 45th president donald j. Trump, and his inauguration date. While you get drunk, you can enjoy those. [ laughter ] and what else . Oh, and oh, and some beer coozies. Its like a swag bag you get at a monster truck rally. [ cheers and applause ] so there you go. I cant wait to see what we get next month. Maybe a squirrel that got hit by a truck with his name on it. [ laughter ] this is a real thing too. Although this does not seem to be affiliated with donald trump himself. This is a real advertisement for a product that is targeted at who i have no idea. The wind whispered through the forest. A storm is coming. You cannot defeat the storm. From the trees rose a resounding voice. I fear nothing. I come when the trumpet sounds. I am the storm. The Great American grizzly. Introducing the original trumpy bear. The fearless, super plush american grizzly. Trumpy bear was born june 14th, flag day. Just find the secret zipper and pull out the american flagthemed blanket. Then wrap yourself in the red, white and blue for comfort and warmth. Show your patriotism and proudly display trumpy on flag day and on any american holiday. God bless america, and god bless trumpy bear. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy well, amen to that. Amen. I love that. I love everything about that. I love the product. I love the copy, the acting. I love the announcer. Ive never heard a man more passionate about a stuffed animal before. And by the way, if that didnt sell you on it, wait, theres more. Trumpy bear sits proudly at the front of the motorcycle for all the world to see and loves to cruise with his brother. Im a former marine, and im proud to have trumpy bear ride by my side. Once a marine, always a marine. Everyone knows trumpy bear loves to go to the golf course. When i ride with trumpy bear, he makes my golf game great again. Thank you, trumpy bear. Trumpy bear can pop up anywhere. Simply style his trademark hair and place it in his favorite chair. Even the toughest guys will love trumpy bear. When americas great, business is great. When business is great, im great. I love you, trumpy bear. I am an army veteran. I am proud to own the trumpy bear. And i will always be proud to be an american. Order the super plush trumpy bear for only two payments of 19. 95 and receive a special certificate of authenticity. Dont miss out on owning a piece of american history. Order now for only two payments of 19. 95. Trumpy, the most fearless bear anywhere. Jimmy thats right. He will kick winnie the poohs ass. [ cheers and applause ] dont forget it. I bet that thing is made in china. Id bet anything. We need to order one of those. And get me one of these, too, while were at it. From the deepest sewer in long island rose a resounding voice. I am a straight shooter. Available for an extremely limited time. The Scaramucci Poochie. The Scaramucci Poochie was born on july 21st, national salami day. Find the secret zipper to pull obscenities out of his mouth. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Thanks to Scaramucci Poochie i can now suck my own [ bleep ]. Warning, Scaramucci Poochie may disappear after ten days. Hi. Im an american who loves america. My Scaramucci Poochie is always at my side. Where is he . The Scaramucci Poochie. Dont be a [ bleep ] paranoid schizophrenic. Order now. Available at walgreens. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyve got everything. They really do. Meanwhile, did you see Chris Christie at the baseball game . New jersey governor Chris Christie is in the middle of a make america hate him again tour. A few weeks ago he closed down the state beach in new jersey, then took his family to the state beach. And yesterday he was in milwaukee at the brewerscubs game and he got in a fight with a guy who yelled you suck at him. Appreciate that. What did he say to you . Huh . Theres secret service right there. What did he say . You want to act like a big shot . Jimmy that is so good. Hes cradling a container of nachos. [ laughter ] belt is up higher than his approval rating. Look at this still here. You know, if you didnt know what was going on it really could look like Chris Christie stole that mans nachos, right . [ laughter ] if i were the guy sitting i would have reached over and eaten one of those nachos right in the middle. This, by the way, is only the second most ridiculouslooking thing Chris Christie has done at a baseball game. Second only to this moment here. [ laughter ] that was the right reaction to have. It was. Hey, we have a fun show tonight. Channing tatum is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and Elisabeth Moss is here. And we have music tonight from a great band. I love these guys. The killers. Live from Caesars Palace in las vegas. There they are. David and brandon. Hometown boys in las vegas on the strip. Being from las vegas growing up there i would imagine this is a big deal. Could you have ever dreamed youd be playing right across the street from donnie and marie . Dreams do come true. Ronnie, your mom was a cocktail waitress at Caesars Palace, which thats got to be kind of strange playing there. It is. The guy who brought me room service was a friend. And that was a weird exchange. [ laughter ] jimmy i think of anyone who brings me room service as a friend, i will say. And brandon, your father was in thunder from down under, the stripper show. Right . Isnt that correct . Thats correct. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Well, guys, the new album from the killers, its their first in five years. Its called wonderful wonderful. And it is that. What songs are you going to do for us tonight on the show . Were going to do the man. Were going to do run for cover. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good. Well see you later. Dont let ronnies mother bring you too many drinks. All right . We need full energy from you. What were seeing right now can be improved. All right . All right. Jimmy thats the killers. Theyre from las vegas at Caesars Palace. 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Tomorrow night Kate Beckinsale will be here, the cofounder of Reddit Alexis ohanian will join us, and well have music from justin moore, and later this week, robert pattinson, david alan grier, mike colter, and music from r. Lum. R. So please join us for all of that. Our first guest tonight is a very talented man whose presence alone inspires americans to break into song. His excellent new movie is called logan lucky. It opens in theaters august 18th. Please welcome Channing Tatum. [ cheers and applause ] whats going on with your tie . Yes. This is a [ cheers and applause ] this is a new artist in town. Her name is e. T. Jimmy whats that . This is a new artist thats in town. Her name is e. T. Jimmy e. T. . Yeah. Its just my daughter. Jimmy she made you a tie . She did. Jimmy was it like a fathers day thing or just for the heck of it . She pretty much paints all my stuff. Jimmy did she go into your closet and take that and paint it or no, they did this one at school. Jimmy oh, wow. We get nothing of use when i was my kids were little. Maybe my new set of kids will be better than the old one. [ laughter ] youve got to get them in there. Im going to start selling these actually. Jimmy i think you could. I thought it was like a designer thing or something. One day ill wear the shoes. The shoes, we have converse as well. Jimmy she paints your shoes also. I have like four or five pair. Jimmy when she gets to your suits, is that where you draw the line . No, she could do that as well. I dont know. Its like a talking piece. You dont have to talk about yourself. Youll be like yeah, the tie. Jimmy this is the best thing about having money. Your kids can ruin everything in your house and you dont have to freak out. [ laughter ] thats true. Jimmy last time you were here you were working living in las vegas on the magic mike live stage show that theyre doing there. [ cheers ] what was that like . Did you enjoy being in las vegas . Was that something was it what you expected it would be . No. Well, i lived in the Hard Rock Hotel for a minute, and that was a little too crazy. Jimmy how long were you living in the hotel . For about a week. And then i was like i need out. Ive got to get out. Ive got to get a house out i mean, its like zombies on friday nights. Everybodys just like throwing up in the lobby. [ laughter ] its insane. So i got a house outside. And its amazing, man. I ride dirt bikes. You can just ride out like into the desert. And i would ride back to the casino really early in the morning after like a morning ride and i would be like fully like in my helmet, goggles and everything just like walking into the casino. Jimmy would you valet park your dirt bike . Yeah. Jimmy you would. Yeah. Jimmy hand it to the guy the security guys on the first day i think were really tripped out. They were like i think they thought i was going to rob the place or something. Because you cant see my face. And then i was like hey, whats up . And they were like, what did you do . We almost like body slammed you. Jimmy and when you were working, setting this show up, obviously youre working on the staging and the logo and the lighting and all that stuff, but also you have to pick dancers, right . Yeah. We need more dancers, actually. Jimmy now you need more dancers . A ton more dancers. All my guys are getting hurt. Jimmy i would love to help you pick these gentlemen, young men, right . You want to be one . Jimmy no, i dont. Come on. [ cheers ] jimmy nobody wants that. I know you have experience. We talked about this before. Jimmy i was a valet parker outside a strip club. They didnt let me inside the strip club. That could be your act. Like youre getting out of the car. Im giving you your keys. Jimmy ill take your keys. Boom chicka boom jimmy im wearing a little vest. Yeah, very little vest. Jimmy do the dancers have like fake jobs . No. Theyre professionals. Jimmy theyre not like firemen and cops and stuff like that . Youve got to come see the show. Jimmy no, i dont why would i come to see the show . [ laughter ] guys love it. On the first week there was a guy who was there who came with his wife. Im pretty sure she convinced him it was an actual magic show. And he didnt know what to think. And he was sort of watching. By the end of the show he was up getting her drinks and just dancing around. I think he had a better time than she did. [ laughter ] i mean, its full on, though. When i tell you like as soon as the show starts its like just no holds barred. Jimmy the women go crazy. Remember like the old cartoons where wile e. Coyote and like the road runner like get into a big scrum where all the dust is flying and parts and one of them tries to crawl out and gets sucked back in . That is what this show is like. Jimmy are the dancers ever in danger because i would think, you know, women are stripping, thats not allowed at all. Like guys dont get up on the thing. And if they do theyre like handcuffed and theyre in a chair, theyre nearly unconscious. Do you have any kind of vetting process that you go through before you allow a certain person on stage . Yeah, you cant be too drunk. People like to go and have a Little Something something and then some of the stuff they do on stage is really intense. And if youre having too good of a time you might get hurt. Weve got guys chipping teeth. Like its a fullon thing. Jimmy on other people theyre chipping their teeth . Really . There are things getting hurt that should not be getting hurt. [ laughter ] lets just say that. Jimmy and then what happens if one of these dancers, these male dancers, becomes hes not able to dance anymore . You take him out in the desert and shoot him, right . [ laughter ] yeah, vegas is like that. Jimmy if the horses cant run, thats the humane thing to do. Just shoot him . Jimmy im still looking at that tie. She did a good job with that. Has your daughter seen any of your movies . She certainly hasnt seen magic mike, i would guess. She was there for magic mike, a lot of it. And now her dancing is showing shes seen a lot of that. Jimmy oh, really . She goes around the house im like i didnt teach her that. Anyway, we actually showed her step up for the first time. And yeah. Jimmy your wife, jenna dewantatum and you. Thats where you met, shooting that movie. Exactly. We were like this is going to be really cool, its got dancing, shes going to love it. Within ten seconds she was like, can i watch a real movie . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, really . Can i i dont know, like a good one . I mean, and we were like, what do you this is a real movie. It was such a real movie they made like seven more of these. [ laughter ] you will watch it you sit down. [ laughter ] and then like ten more seconds went by and she was like please, can i watch a real movie . And we were like, fine, just put on moana, i dont care. Jimmy moana is probably more maybe do a movie with moana next time. I would happily do that. That would be a really good career move. Jimmy you know, the best way to go is with an animated movie if you want the kids to be interested. Yeah. I dont know. My daughter hates when i do voices, though. Jimmy oh, just at all . Yeah. So what i want to do is do a movie and then not tell her that do an animated movie and not tell her that im in it and then make her go see it and if she likes it im going to rub it in her face. Jimmy then you tell her. Yeah. Im going to be like, yeah. Thats daddy. And you liked it. [ laughter ] mike drop. Jimmy and then you segue right to magic mike. Exactly. Now look, were going to have to do a lot of therapy. I am fully aware of this. Its fine. Jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back were going to see your movie. Which by the way i dont know if you know, this but on rotten tomatoes, i looked at it, its got a 100 rating. I know. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it doesnt go higher than that. You cant get up to 102. The movie is called logan lucky. Channing tatum is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo if your mom calls to ask how your trip in vegas going dont answer. Its more fun if she doesnt know. Announcer las vegas. What happens here stays here. Dont fret, my friend. I masterpassed it you can use it online and on your phone i masterpassed it. You got the tickets . Onward playing the hero priceless masterpass. The secure way to pay from your bank dont just buy it. Masterpass it. Its a performance machine. Engineering. With this degree of intelligence. Its a supercomputer. With this grade of protection. Its a fortress. And with this standard of luxury. Its an oasis. The 2017 eclass. Its everything you need it to be. And more. Lease the e300 for 569 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. 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But he didnt direct the second magic mike. So yeah, weve been together he pretty much hates me. Im like the little brother that he never wanted. [ laughter ] jimmy and yet he comes to i this . Or how did that work . No, this was a him. Its all him. Jimmy its a heist movie. Its a heist movie. Hes good at them. The oceans movies and so on. And he mentioned on magic mike 2 that he was working on something that was that might be right for me. And i was like, what is it . And it took him about two weeks to finally tell me because hes just like that. And then he was like its a bunch of good ol boys and hillbillies robbing nascar. And that got a good giggle out of me. I was like, all right. And lo and behold we were down in the south going crazy. We got we lucked out. It was a coup to get all the actors we have in this movie. Jimmy you have some great actors in there. You are going on an unusual promotional tour. Yep. Jimmy how is this going to work exactly . Usually when you like sell a film you sit in a hotel room and they bring in people after people and you get four minutes and they just kind of ask different variations of the same questions. I love all those people. Ive grown up with them. And theyre great. But im dying to do something different. So were just going to go on a road trip and go all around. Jimmy have you picked all the spots or are you going to play it by ear we actually want help. We want help to find stuff to do on the road trip. If you live somewhere that something cool is going down in that city or you have Something Weird like the biggest ball of wax or yarn or something or if you just have a really cool Swimming Hole or you have a car that goes really fast that you dont mind me breaking, ill do that. Jimmy how will they actually contact you to do this . Go to loganlucky, the Facebook Page or loganluckymovie. Jimmy will you sleep over at someones house if it seems like an appealing offer . I might do that. 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You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx so being cool comes naturally. Hmm. I cant decide if this place is swag or bling. Its pretzels. Word. Ladies, you know when you switch, you get my bombdiggity discounts automatically. No duh, right . [ chuckles ] sir, you forgot keep it. Youre gonna need it when i make it precipitate. What, what . What . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. The killers from Caesars Palace. Our next guest is an eighttime emmy nominee whos done more for bonnet sales this year than the easter bunny. You can see her nominated work in the handmaids tale. Its available now on hulu. Please welcome Elisabeth Moss. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . Im really good. Jimmy congratulations. I mentioned you got an emmy nomination. You guys got 13 emmy nominations. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Its crazy. We were, i mean, beyond excited. Jimmy how many of those did you specifically get . 13. Jimmy you got all 13 . No. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a lot of them. Two. Because of actor and then i was a producer on the show as well. Jimmy very nice. And did you get up early and were you waiting no. I dont get up early for anything. [ laughter ] unless theres money involved. [ laughter ] not like [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know what youre saying. You know what im saying. Jimmy i dont know what theyre thinking. Some kind of like morning prostitution ring or something. [ laughter ] but you so you get up and then you find out that youre yeah. So i looked at my phone and there were 49 texts on it. So i was like, either its good news or its a lot of condolences or something. Jimmy yeah, people going you got robbed. That kind of stuff. Exactly. And i looked for my publicist ericas text because thatll just be really straightforward and it was a gif of Anthony Rizzo, the first baseman for the cubs. Jimmy yes. Now, we have these, i believe. And its called a gif, by the way. Just so you know. But look at this. Now, did anthony shoot this for you . Id like to think so. [ laughter ] call it whatever you like. Thats good news. Because a shirtless Anthony Rizzo is always good news. Jimmy why this specifically . Big cubs fan . Big cubs fan. Diehard. Like fourth generation cubs fan. I mean, i love all the players. Obviously rizzo is incredible. So. Jimmy does he know that you are the way you celebrate im stalking him . Jimmy oh, are you stalking him . Yeah. Jimmy this is interesting information. Okay. We can probably thats probably enough with the [ laughter ] i feel like im now showering with anthony. [ laughter ] i have no idea why hes not wearing his shirt in the dugout, but i have no objection. Jimmy well, yeah. Sure. You dont always have to wear a shirt in the dugout. Maybe hed just given his jersey to an orphan or something. Lets call it that. Jimmy so big cubs fan. Huge cubs fan. Jimmy thats the way you celebrate it. Well, the cubs won the world series. So thats probably a good omen as well. They did. Thank you. Jimmy you guys had an interesting Emmy Campaign as a promotional thing that hulu did to kind of alert people to the fact that and this is this was like a little bit scary because theres women in these red dresses. I think thats like runyon canyon or something. Started popping up all over los angeles. Thats at the movies here in l. A. So creepy. Jimmy weve got just walking down the street. Look at that. Jimmy did you know they were doing this . Were you a part of this as producer . Not really. I mean, it was a hulu Decision Just to terrorize people. Jimmy yeah. I think it may have scared people into voting for you. I think so. I think it worked. These poor people just like having brunch in West Hollywood and then theyd see like 12 handmaids walk by. So scary. Jimmy i guess it well, something worked. I dont know if it was that, but it didnt hurt. Thats for sure. As producer of the show what are your duties . Do you have to do anything or they just name you producer because they want you on . I was sort of like i didnt want it to just be a vanity title. I really wanted to be involved. And i really wanted to learn. Luckily my show runner bruce and e. P. Warren were really generous and it was a very collaborative environment. Jimmy what did they teach you . What did bruce teach you . I think the number one thing that bruce probably taught me was to ask questions before you start getting angry about anything. I see. To wait a second before you send the angry email, why is this happening . To just maybe like inquire. Jimmy to take a beat. To educate yourself. Jimmy thats what bruce taught you . Thats all he taught you . Thats huge. Jimmy and bruce got an emmy nomination for this . [ laughter ] the show is its a really its a dark show. I think that word may be overused. But its unsettling. Its unsettling. Jimmy thats probably a better way it is. I have heard that it is dark, yes. Jimmy well, it cant be like that always on the set. No. No. We had tons of fun. We shot in toronto. Canadians are awesome. And they actually, you know, as you may know, they have they love hockey. Jimmy well, yeah, most of them love hockey, yeah. And this is were you playing by yourself . Yeah. [ laughter ] this is not an official game, this is just me by myself. No, we they organized the crew organized a game between what they called the handmaids and the eyes. If you know the show, the eyes are like the bad guys and the handmaids are the good guys and awesome. So the crew played and they were so adorable and they were very serious about the game. And im sure theyd hate me calling them adorable, but they really were. Jimmy who won, the handmaids or the eyes . I actually dont remember. I think it was the eyes. Jimmy the bad guys win again. Yeah. As always. It was so cute, and i was like the proud mom that showed up with like my jersey and my camera and made them all like take a photo afterwards together. You know. Jimmy i think people now are reading a lot into the show that maybe you didnt even imagine they would because now our president is donald trump and well, obviously, i mean, its a madeup story but men are not depicted in a particularly complimentary way. What do men do men ever approach you about that . Or what do they say to you when they watch the show . Its been a pretty great response from men, actually. And it generally seems to be sometimes the girlfriend or the wife will get the man into the show. And then they get totally addicted to it. And ive actually been witness to a few arguments. Jimmy about what . Because you know how couples like they promise each other theyre going to wait to watch the show so they watch it together. Jimmy yes. My wife and i will yes, we do that. And its a major violation exactly. I was going to say, do you ever jimmy like id rather catch her in bed with the plumber or Something Like that. [ laughter ] totally. No, for sure. Its a serious transgression. So ive definitely like caught couples hiding the fact that they may have snuck the show in before someone got home. Jimmy oh, because theyre discussing points with you. Yeah, very tense. Jimmy do you check out of those conversations . Absolutely. Im not getting involved in that. Jimmy my wife, what she does is a different thing. She decides i dont like a show that i actually do like. [ laughter ] and then goes forth and watches it and she goes, you dont like that show. Its like yes, i do watch that show. [ laughter ] thats a dirty trick. Jimmy it is a dirty trick. Thank you for saying that. Yes. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy and now with the song, the man from their forthcoming album, wonderful wonderful, all the way from Caesars Palace in las vegas, nevada, the killers [ cheers and applause ] i know the score like the back of my hand them other boys i dont give a damn they kiss on the ring i carry the crown nothing can break nothing can break me down dont need no advice i got a plan i know the direction the lay of the land i know the score like the back of my hand them other boys i dont give a damn im the man come round no no nothing can break no nothing can break me down im the man come round and no no nothing can break you cant break me down i got gas in the tank i got money in the bank i got news for you baby youre looking at the man i got skin in the game i got a household name i got news for you baby youre looking at the man when it comes to friday i always earn dont try to teach me i got nothing to learn cause baby im gifted you see what i mean usda certified lean im the man come round and no no nothing can break you cant break me down i got gas in the tank i got money in the bank i got news for you baby youre looking at the man i got skin in the game i dont feel no pain i got news for you baby youre looking at the man whos the man whos the man im the man im the man whos the man with the plan im the man whos the man whos the man im the man im the man whos the man with the plan im the man im the man come on i got gas in the tank i got money in the bank, come on, i got news for you baby youre looking at the man come on i got skin in the game i got a household name i got news for you baby youre looking at the man right hand to god first in command my testimony when i take the stand whos the man whos the man im the man im the man whos the man with the plan im the man an whos the man im the man im the man whos the man with the plan im the man i dont give a damn im the man [ cheers and applause ] brought to you by las vegas. Hayour front row seat. Lebrity dicky tonights music is brought to you by las vegas. Explore all las vegas has to offer and plan your next escape to the entertainment capital of the world. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i want to thank Channing Tatum. I want to thank Elisabeth Moss. I want to apologize to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first, wonderful wonderful comes out september 22nd. Go to jimmykimmellivemusic. Com to see the full concert. Once again, with the song run for cover from las vegas, the killers [ cheers and applause ] what have you gathered to report to your progenitors are your excuses any better than your senators he held a conference and his wife was standing by his side he did her dirty but noone died i saw sonny liston on the street last night blackfisted and strong singing Redemption Song he motioned me to the sky i heard heaven and thunder cry run for cover run while you can baby dont look back you gotta run for cover dont be afraid of the fear thats a played out trap man you know youre not the only one and dont look back just run for cover what are you waiting for a kiss or an apology you think by now youd have an a in toxicology its hard to pack the car when all you do is shame us its even harder when the dirtbags famous i saw my mother on the street last night all pretty and strong singing the road is long i said momma i know youve tried but she fell on her knees and cried run for cover run while you can baby dont look back you gotta run for cover dont be afraid of the fear thats a played out trap man you know youre not the only one dont look back, just run for tonight, breaking news. 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