Transcripts For WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live 20160617

To become a cop. Action News Reporter Christie Ileto has much more. Its a dream come true almost. I really cant wait to get out there and get on this job, get on the street and actually make a difference. Reporter Joseph Chambers has already been doing that. He may have just graduated from the Delaware County Police Academy but its his chance encounter with philadelphia officer mark kinsey, thats the motivation for getting him to this stage. Their paths crossed when officer kinsey found himself in grave danger trapped in this fiery blaze. Chambers, then a volunteer firefighter, pulled him to safety. Hopefully when he looks at me, kind of like, hes my brother so hopefully his brother will walk across the stage. Absolutely proud. I couldnt think of a better person to walk across the stage and want to be a police officer. I look up to him as much as i hope he looks up to me. Reporter since kinseys recoupration, the pair recuperation, the pair have remained close. Kinsey, like an older brother, encouraging chambers to join the rank and file. Almost two years later, alongside his family, he has the man who inspired him to wear the badge cheering him on. Surviving 23 weeks of the academy was the first step. Now chambers has to get hired by a department. And he says eventually he would like to go to philadelphia to work alongside his mentor. Reporting in ridley, Christie Ileto, channel 6 action news. Still to come on action news tonight, an official ruling at the alligator attack at disney world. Also, the cia reports on global terror threats and the impact the u. S. Military campaign has had on isis. Plus on healthcheck, a trick you wont want to forget when you should work out to improve your memory. Cecily . Very strong storm system with Severe Weather is sliding to our south. Behind it, ive got a weekend forecast you dont want to miss. Plus, im tracking the return of the 90s in the accuweather sevenday forecast. And Ducis Rodgers with the phillies putting up aaron nola. Looking for a win against toronto when action news continues. The parents of a little boy killed in an alligator attack at disney world spoke out for the first time today saying they are devastated by the loss of their son. The orlando medical examiner said today that 2yearold lane graves died from drowning and traumatic injuries. Disney says it will post new signs warning of alligators in their waters. Right now, the resort just has no swimming signs. Many people in britain are still stunned by the stabbing and shooting death of 41yearold jo cox. She was a Labor Party Lawmaker taking part in at fierce campaign about whether or not britain should leave the european union. She was passionate about staying. Cox was attacked in Northern England after a meeting with her constituents. Police have arrested a 52yearold man who was heard saying britain first. Despite victories on the battlefield against the islamic state, the military progress has not reduced the terrorist groups global reach. John brennans rare open testimony to the senate today, he reported that isis has many more fighters than alqaeda had at its peak. The cia expects more plots against the west, and isis trying to inspire more lone wolf attacks. Bernie sanders talked of the unique successes of his campaign and the need to reform the democratic partys priorities, minimum wage, pay equity, election reform, gun control, and more. And he also said he does look forward to working with Hillary Clinton to transform the party, but sanders stopped short of endorsing clinton tonight. Meanwhile, donald trump celebrated the oneyear anniversary of his campaign tonight at a rally in dallas. He recounted his victories in the primaries, state by state, but said the general election would be tougher because of what he called a dishonest press. Quoting trump, you know its funny, i didnt love the press during the primaries, but now its like brutal. Healthcheck at 11 00 tonight, here is something youll want to remember. Hit the gym four hours after learning something to improve your memory. Researchers have found that its a very specific timing window for this brain boost, like the goldilocks tale, it doesnt work if you work out right away. Those people fared no better on memory tests than participants who didnt exercise at all. Now scientists want to explore why the delay matters and chemicals leased during physical activity. Tamala edwards was on hand to help honor recipients of philadelphia scholar awards. They are graduating from college this year. The philadelphia Scholar Program has given out more than 13 million in scholarships since 1990. Tonights event took place at the ballroom in northern liberties. And Rittenhouse Square was transformed into a ballroom tonight, this the 33rd annual ball on the square which raises money for renovations and improvements to the square. Nydia han was among more than 500 people attending this blacktie gala which was hosted by friends of Rittenhouse Square. And the weather kind of cleared up. Yeah, we had the showers in the morning. They moved out. And the next batch of rain cant really move in, which is great. Stormtracker 6 live double scan showing its been pouring for about three hours now. But this complex is really sliding down to the south so we have a few showers south of dover and i think theyll have trouble getting much farther north of dover in the overnight hours. Temperatures right now on the cool side, in the 60s. We only made it up to 70 degrees today, a 13 degrees below normal. Philadelphia, 67. Cape may, 63. Allentown, 65. And wilmington, 66. Satellite 6 along with action radar showing we got low pressure thats spinning over pittsburgh. This is diving to the south. And you can see this pretty powerful squall line. And this is also pushing to the south. So this will basically clip our southern zones overnight tonight, and were talking about some showers. No Severe Weather, probably not even a rumble of thunder. But we had have a lot of clouds from that system. So youll wake up tomorrow morning, 8 00, its cloudy. Its 65, but we have a quick improvement by 11 00, at least partly sunny, 73 degrees, and then bright sunshine by 2 00, 79. 5 00 reaching a high of 82. And then 8 00 more sunshine, temperatures dropping into the 70s. Weekend perfection. Talk about timing. We have a very broad area of high pressure. Very strong sinking air kind of squeezes out all the moisture from the atmosphere. So that means weve got loads of sunshine through the weekend. It will be warm and dry with temperatures in the low to mid80s inland and down the shore, looking great as well. It will be cooler with a sea breeze. So you probably want to bring a jacket or a sweatshirt for nights. Friday waking up with clouds. Eventually sunshine. Less down the shore. Saturday, just gorgeous, 73. Sunday 74 degrees with loads of sunshine and the ocean temperature, 65. If youre heading to the mountains, looking nice there, mostly sunny, 73 degrees. There is a possibility of a stray popup shower tomorrow afternoon from cold air, higher in the atmosphere. I dont think it will be anything widespread. On saturday, sunshine, 75, and sunday looking really nice, sunny and warmer with a high of 79. So the exclusive accuweather sevenday forecast, morning clouds quickly giving way to sunshine from the north to the south tomorrow. A high of 82 degrees. We do one degree better on saturday, plenty of sunshine, and sunday, 85 degrees, but low humidity and sunshine. If youre running in the gary papa run, the 10k or the 5k or the walk, its looking pretty perfect. Mostly sunny with low humidity at 7 00. 64 by 10 00. 73 and heading into next week, it gets pretty toasty by monday, which is the first day of summer. Summer officially arrives monday evening, i should say. 88 degrees. We spike at 92 on tuesday. Add the humidity, some thunderstorms, the cold front behind that front, were back into the 80s on wednesday and thursday with low humidity, so all in all, a pictureperfect fathers day weekend. Nice weekend do a little grillin maybe. Happy fathers day in advance. Thank you so much. Youre welcome. The girl scouts of eastern pennsylvania unveiled its new summer camp in Montgomery County tonight. It is called camp shelly ridge, and in addition to traditional camping experiences, the camp also features new science programs and, as you can see, some of the young women are already enjoying the rock climbing wall. Boy scouts of americas annual cradle of liberty gala took place tonight at the union league in philadelphia. 6abc president and general manager been prazenica was on hand to lend his support. This event, which is now in its sixth year honors some of the scouts top supporters. And there was some talt inned dancing tonight for a good cause. This is fundraiser for the school of the arts. For the wharf river front in chester. The direct is now district is now dealing with a multimillion dollars budget shortfall. And so proceeds from this gala tonight are going to the education of the students. One fifth of all the fresh water in the world flows into one incredible experience you cant find anywhere else. And thats not the only thing you can only find in new york state. You can find it all only in new york. New york. Its all here. Its only here. Plan your Summer Vacation at iloveny. Com but im not gonna let em catch me, no no, not gonna let em catch the midnight rider, yeaaahh. But im not gonna let em catch me nooo not gonna let em catch the midnight riiiiiiiideer kenneth, are they closing the stage this afternoon for auditions . Whats on that piece of paper . Oh, miss maroney, your forehead should not be doing anything. I just had botox. I know exactly whats happening ah whoa this is a bad streaming experience. The girlie show is a real fun lady show. vo dont let bad streaming ruin a good show. Dont look at me vo only verizon has the largest, most reliable 4g lte network. Can your network say that . Switch now, buy two samsung phones, and get a free 50 smart tv. Only on americas best network. Phillies desperately trying to stop to break this losing skid, and theyre having just a horrible month. It feels like we say this every single night with this team. When we previewed the philliesblue jays game at 6 00, he mentioned that aaron nola was comening off his shortest outing of the season. We may have jinxed him. Phills and blue jays. What do you do when a foul ball comes your way when youre holding a toddler . You remain calm. Nobody got hurt. Nola does not have it. Edwin encarnacion, 18th homer of the season, third of the fourgame series. The next batter is michael saunders, backtoback jacks. Nola pitches 3plus innings. Nola gives up 8 runs, 6 are earned. The phillies are crushed, 132. I didnt like what i saw today. We have weve gone from seven over to seven under, and within about a twoweek span. And i dont want i dont want to get what we did the first two months, i dont want to let that get away from us. I think were better than what we played in the last two weeks. Mindblowing. Thats what fletcher cox called the contract extension he recently signed with the good mornings. In case you missed it. Heres the numbers you cant miss. 6 years, 103 million. 63 million in guaranteed money. Thats plenty of reason to smile. The defensive tackle is coming off his first pro bowl season. He had a team high 9 1 2 sacks last year, cox says he is humbled by it all. Its really mindblowing. Just, you know, that when youre dealing with that much money, its really mind mindblowing. Im really, really excited about it. I got a ways to go, man. Ways to go. I dont think ive hit that ceiling yet. And, you know, i think its going to start on the practice field. The flyers have parted ways with r. J. Umberger. They bought out the final year of his contract. He was hel thil for 23 of the final 24 games of the last season. The 34yearold recorded just 11 goals over the past two seasons. Still ahead, the u. S. Open is off to a wet start. Plus, there will be a game seven to the nba finals. Roll all summer with a classic dunkins savory pork roll breakfast sandwich is back. Crave it while you can. America runs on dunkin. One day a rider made a decision. The decision to ride on and save money. He decided to save money by switching his motorcycle insurance to geico. 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Open is hampered by rain. Bubba watson, two majors to his credit but no u. S. Open. The long birdie on 10 from about 45 feet away. Watch and learn. Doesnt get much better than that. Watson is 2 under through 14 holes. Your leader is andrew landry. Hes down there somewhere, from the bunker on 16. It hits the stick. Landry would make par. Hes the leader at 3 under through 17 holes. Lets kick. Copa america quarterfinals, u. S. Versus ecuador. No score. Dempsey in the box. How about that . Right now u. S. Hanging on to a 10 lead. We are in the second half. They load up his car with candy, everywhere, front, back, trunk. Also happened to be treadwells birthday today. Looking at a nice Birthday Gift for him when treadwell comes out to his car, hes like, what the hay . Good luck driving that home. He said hes going to donate the candy. The misadventures of the rookie in the nfl. Jimmy kimmel live is next. His guests mindy kaling, and music from Meghan Trainor. For the entire action news team, im jim gardner. Jimmy kimmel live. Tonight mindy kaling. From bloodline, Ben Mendelsohn. Judge james. And music from Meghan Trainor, and now heres jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody. Im jimmy, the host of the show. Thank you for coming. Thank you for watching. Hello to those of you who joined us earlier tonight on abc. Game six of the nba finals. The warriors versus the cavaliers. The game is being played right now. I cant comment other than saying wow, did you see that one . Lebron james and or steph curry scored a certain amount of points and what an outcome. Great going, guys. You did it. [ cheers ]. Jimmy you did it either again or for the first time. It has been a fun series to watch. Ratings have been strong. Abc announced we are permanently adding steph curry to our thursday night lineup. Hell be also playing dr. Mcthreemi on grays agnatny. Here a mystery fighter appeared from out of nowhere to surprise and delight the sold out crowd. [ yelling ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. Its mitt romney. I dont know. Ive never seen him in his underpants before. Do you think thats how hes planning to take down donald trump . What do you think will happen first, a president becomes a wrestler or a wrestler becomes president. Donald trump is on a warpath again. More than 20 0 pages of opposition research. This is the dirt the parties dig up on their opponents was stolen from the Democratic National committee computer files and released. The dnc accused russian hackers, trump is accusing the dnc for them to leaking it. Accusing the other party of leaking it is like accusing mcdonalds of leaking mcnuggets. He said much of the information is false. And if people want to read hundreds of pages of false information about him, they should go to his twitter page where he writes it himself. [ applause ] hes also playing defense. Donald trump said he would unlike previous president s sit down and meet with kim jongun to make a kind of deal but only on u. S. Soil. I dont think that will work. I think they should meet but somewhere neutral like at a super cuts. One of the wraps on donald trump is he lacks experience in foreign policy. Yesterday he put those concerns to rest. So belgium is a beautiful city. [ laughter ] jimmy been demoted, i guess. Is that all . Donald trumps other favorite cities are france and disney land. Over on the democratic side, word on the street is Hillary Clinton is not considering Bernie Sanders as a potential running mate, but bernie is being vetted as the new spokesperson for quaker oats, so thats good. I cant believe do you realize Bernie Sanders is still running. Hes like the guy at the rest restaurant who finishes eating and stays at the table until the restaurant turns the lights on on off. Hillary clinton is reportedly looking at elizabeth warren, but so is bill clinton, but for different [ applause ] jimmy fox news scored an interview with the dalai lama. Thats a big get, but this is how brett chose to wrap things up. Have you ever seen the movie caddie shack . What . Caddie shack, you dont know the movie . The part about the dalai lama. Have you ever played golf . No. Youre not a big hitter . Theres a classic movie called caddie shack where they talk about the dalai lama. I had to ask you about it. No. Thank you very much. Jimmy he had to ask about ghost busters too. Have you seen that . Have you seen what about bob . Sunday is fathers day. Remember dad who asks how its going and then hands the phone to mom. Dont waste your money on what dad wont want. Give him a book full of coupons you wont honor. This year make dad famous by participating in our annual fathers day youtube challenge. Every year we get thousands of responses. One year we asked people to spray their father with a hose and they did. Son of a no you didnt. [ laughter ] jimmy last year we challenged kids to serve their dad breakfast in the shower, and they did that too. Whoa. No. [ laughter ] jimmy see . It gets sexy too. Its not just funny. [ applause ] jimmy this year it centers on the tradition of playing catch. I would like you to throw a ball or something at your dad when he least expects it. No warning. Roll the camera and say dad, catch, let it fly and upload the video to youtube with the hash tag hey, jimmy kimmel i played catch with my dad. Be safe and dont throw anything that can hurt your dad. Nothing sharp or heavy. No bowling trophies or bottles. Be reasonable. And well put the best ones on the show next week. I will be the judge of which are the best ones. I am a judge and i have a new courtroom judge show. My bailiff, guillermo, we have been hearing real cases we pried out of Small Claims Court here in los angeles. This is the plaintiff, she claims that after moving out of the defendants home six of her storage totes containing valuables worth 5000,000 were thrown away, leaving her totally toteless. This is the defendant, she claims she never agreed to store the totes and that the contents of the totes were worth far less than 5,000. Its the case of every tote counts. Rise for judge james. What youre about to witness is real. The participants are litigants with a case pending in civil court. Both have. Guillermo . What . Theyve been sworn in my honor . Thats nice. Thank you. You are suing shavaughn smith for 5 ,000. You claim she threw out six totes. Guillermo hold on. You can sit down now. Jimmy oh, yeah. Guillermo sorry judge. Jimmy its okay. The defendant threw out six totes of valuable personal items you left at her residents shortly after you moved out . Yes. Ms. Smith, you acknowledge that she left belongings at your residents, but there was never an agreement that she would be allowed to do that. And on top of that you dont believe they were worth 5,000 . Exactly. Jimmy how long did you live together . From april until early september. However, we were supposed to be moving into a different residence. So youre moving into a house together . That was our plan, and this is the problem. She was to wishy washy. She changed her plan. I was not wishy washy. Jimmy were you wishy washy . It was simple. From the very beginning jimmy you were a little wishy but not washy . I was not washy. Jimmy was she more wishy or washy . More wishy. She was wishing i would do what she wanted me to do. Jimmy when did it turn unfriendly and what happened . When things popped up that she did said about me to a mutual. Jimmy what did she say . Basically she invaded my privacy. Jimmy is that true . Sort of like that. It was not my intention to invade her privacy. I was taking a sabbatical from facebook. She was. She was in my face. We were in a mutual facebook. I was searching for maeal plans and i sent them to a secondary account. Once i typed my name, i clicked on it. I wanted to see why my name was to popular. Jimmy were there any hash tags . No. Its all right here. Jimmy can i see some of this . Sure. Those are just text messages. Jimmy she said im going to pay the 800 as discussed . I paid everything exempt for 250. She was wishy washy, your honor. Jimmy but in a way you were wishing that she would pay you so youre a wishy one, and she may have been more washy. She set up the payment arrange. Jimmy i love when you call me judge james. Thank you. Your honor your honor, theres two computers left behind. One was a mack book and the other was a dell. Jimmy what property is missing . Would you like receipts . Jimmy yes. I have all the receipts for everything. Jimmy one of these things is a George Foreman grill. We shop at a thrift store. Most of that stuff you do . Several of them. She tried it. She doesnt know where i buy my things. You lived with me for five months. Thats what its worth. Jimmy whats that picture . Somebody sleeping . Thats one of the things i had there behind me. Evidence locker. Thats right. I was locked out. I work hard. I go to work. Once i went to clean her room, i physically got sick. There were flees from her dog. I have plenty of her home to show you how disgusting it is. Jimmy were there flees . My dog was itching at her home. Her father also has a home. And the second day after i left her home, my dog no longer itched . Because you left the fleas at my home. The dog stayed upstairs. I can show you evidence of where i showed her videos of the dog urinating upstairs. Jimmy you made videos of the dog urinating . Your honor, i bought glade plug ins to mask the smell of the pee from the dog. Jimmy how many glade plug ins did you buy . I cant even tell you. There was no glade plug ins. Jimmy i love this so much. I could go on vacation with the two of you. Are you texting right now . Youre in a courtroom . Im trying to pull up the evidence. Jimmy im going to take a break and go to my chambers. When i come back, i will rule on this case. Will he grant the washy wishes of the plaintiff or the defendant. Judge james verdict when we return. Thats right. We have to take a break. When we come back, justice will be served in the conclusion to judge james. Stick around. Get just what youre craving with a mcpick 2. Choose any two mcdonalds classics for five bucks. Like the 100 beef big mac, filetofish made with sustainably sourced fish, or 10piece chicken mcnuggets made with white meat enjoy the choice lemme get a mcpick2 find more delicious deals in our app. Ba da da da da buy an eligible galaxy device and get a free gear vr Virtual Reality headset. Innovative sonicare technology with up to 27 more brush movements versus oral b. Get healthier gums in 2 weeks guaranteed. Innovation and you. Philips sonicare. Save when you buy the most loved rechargeable toothbrush brand in america. But im not gonna let em catch me, no no, not gonna let em catch the midnight rider, yeaaahh. But im not gonna let em catch me nooo not gonna let em catch the midnight riiiiiiiideer jimmy tonight on the show, music from Meghan Trainor, from bloodline, Ben Mendelsohn is here. Heres part two of judge james. This plaintiff is steaming mad she lost her George Foreman grill. This defendant says its time to set it and forget it. And this witness wants to know where the Glade Plugins went. Judge james is about to rule. Lets listen. Can i show you this, your honor . Guillermo hold on. Jimmy you dont need to show it to me. First of all, i feel a little wishy washy on this myself. It is a shame that your friendship has dissolved, so im going to award the plaintiff 2500, and secondly, even though the defendant isnt suing, im going to award the defendant 2500, youll each get 2500 on the condition that you hug and pra promise to try to make your friendship work. Your honor, she threw away all my items . Jimmy i find it hard to believe there were 5,000 of items. It was six totes. It was not, your honor, and i wouldnt do that to her. At the end of the day i care about her. You did, and you could have picked up the phone. My daughter has been in and out of the hospital. Please. Jimmy can you just get a hug . Why does she get a drink . Jimmy well get you one. I dont want one. Jimmy oh, thats very nice. The court awards you both 2500. God bless everyone. Guillermo okay, were finished. Washy washy, go to finished. That was really great. The litigants are on their way, and theyre both technically winners. Judge james offered you 2500 and you the same. Let me ask you something, are you happy with the decision . I feel like judge james gave us an opportunity to rebuild our friendship. It cost more than any tote, any amount of money, and i just feel like we should really heed his advice. I think he said some really good things. I feel like the question on everyones mind is your relationship at all sexual in nature . No. No . She is sexy, though. Lets get this party started. Very nice. Cheers to each other. All right. Remember, if you have a dispute, dont take matters into your own hands. Dont bring it to judge james either. You paid the defendant 3,000 for two handbags. I have no purses or wallets. How are you carrying your things . I have another purse. [ applause ] jimmy when i become Vice President , i might want to become a judge. Its time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the ago. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. Yesterday i had the great honor of being [ bleep ]ed by president obama and Vice President biden. This is such a crowd on thursday night. Theyre going to be [ bleep ]ed up. Theres so many different ways to [ bleep ]ing do this. I want to [ bleep ] for the people of the united states. Lets go the next, [ bleep ] you. I [ bleep ] you. I think the warriors will respond. Theyve needed a [ bleep ] in the butt to get their team to play better. They had signs saying [ bleep ] draymond. On vacation for the [ bleep ], especially having three babies. I can [ bleep ] or push it out. Name something of yours thats seen better days. My [ bleep ]. My major. Your super [ bleep ] mind blowing forecast. This weekend, [ bleep ] fest is in dallas at the convention center. Tonight on the show we have music from Meghan Trainor from bloodline, Ben Mendelsohn is here, and well be right back with mindy kaling. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by new orleans tourism. Visit happytuesday. Com and explore the possibilities. This weekend at kohls. Theres still time to save on great gifts for dad like a new dress shirt or tie. A watch gift set. Or a Performance Golf shirt. And, no matter how you pay take an extra 20 off these sale prices everyone gets kohls cash too all weekend at kohls. Alright guys, weve brought you to this construction trailer to talk about trucks today. Which truck brand offers engines with best in class v8 towing or fuel economy . Are we moving . Where we going . Its the answer to the question baby silverado. Oooh thats cool. Its truck month. Qualified buyers get 0 financing for 60 months. Plus, find your tag and get 8,250 total value on this silverado all star. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer jimmy our first guest is a jimmy quick programming note, which is confusing because we dont know what happened in the game tonight. It might be over, but if it isnt, on sunday night, well be back in primetime for a game seven game night special with canadian treasure, seth rogen. That would be sunday at 7 00 eastern, 6 00 central, and after the game for those watching on the west coast. But again, that is if necessary. If it is not necessary, we wont do it. We dont do anything. We dont do things that arent necessary. Jimmy our first guest is a twotime bestselling author and sixtime emmy nominee who created and stars in a show your grandparents will probably never figure out how to watch, the Mindy Project streams tuesdays on hulu. Please welcome mindy kaling. [ applause ] jimmy wow. How are you . Its great to see you. Its great to be here. Jimmy how did you get your earrings to match up with the buttons on your dress . Im very rich. [ laughter ] jimmy thats how you do it . Yeah. I said get me daisy earrings. Im honored. Its the nba finals and to me its like, you know, you watch the finals and then you can literally have anyone on the show. Its a popular show. Jimmy its a big night. Its a big night, and, you know, you could have magic johnson, steve nash, but youre like no, i want that indian girl from that dating show. I want her take on the nba finals. Jimmy what is your take . A lot of hot guys. [ applause ] jimmy a lot of hot guys . A lot of hot guys. You wont get that from steve nash. He wont say that. Jimmy me might. You dont want to pigeon hole people. Would you ever date a professional basketball player . Is that something you would consider . The answer is yeah. The reason why i think steph curry is so appealing besides being pretty good at basketball is that hes 63, which is for basketball unlike the normal size. Usually you have guys from ukraine or whatever, theyre 79. Jimmy yeah. Their heads are growing after their bodies stop. And you cant go to restaurants with them. Its too much of big deal. Test 63 hes 63 hes so someone like me is like maybe wed look like a good match. Thats why i think hes appealing. Jimmy he is married. But you never know what happens. This is hollywood. Jimmy its hollywood. Have you purchased anything for you dad for a fathers day . I havent gotten him anything for fathers day. Jimmy i have a great gift idea. Do you know youre the subject of a popular t shirt . Yeah. Jimmy and the t shirt says if i die tell mindy kaling i love her. Theres a bunch of these. I searched them on the internet. Theres a lot of people wearing these. What do you make of this . Obviously im very flattered. I wish that these young women who are wearing them could be a fan of mine without the specter of death involved in it. I think that would be nice. And i think its very i love that its morbid. Jimmy a little bit morbid. Im sad someone will come up looking sad and be like emily, emily is dead. But she wanted you to know that she loves you. [ laughter ] and i think its like all these books now with the young people dying. Theres romeo and juliet thing of i dont want to live past 16 or whatever, but i just want to be like hey, you can grow old and be my fan. Its fine. Dont think you have to perish. I get it. Youre into me. Jimmy still, its a nice thought, no matter how you slice it. Its so kind and dramatic. Jimmy when did you realize that you had in the first place, fans . When did that occur to you . Well, i think it was it took kind of a while. The first season of the office, like, i wasnt sure if the show was going to stay on. Jimmy right. So much that when i first moved to l. A. , i lived in a royally really terrible part of town, but i didnt have a ton of money so i didnt want to spend a ton of money on a new apartment. I didnt even have a parking spot. We would work really late at night and i would walk four blocks at midnight down to my house every day. Jimmy you had to park that far away from your house . Yeah. Superfar. 24 years old. So inexperienced that i dont know its dangerous. Jimmy wow. Maybe this is why your fans are r obsessed with death. One night a guy ambled over to me. He was clearly a meth head. Breaking bad hadnt come out yet so i didnt know that. I was not offered trdrugs in hi school because i wasnt cool. He was like hey, can you give me a ride to the valley. Im so naive and friendly, im like i guess so, but we have to walk back up to sunset, and hes like oh, never mind. And he looked at me like i was the low status. [ laughter ] and im like oh, man, i got to do better than this. Jimmy a snobby meth head. Yeah. Hes like this poor sucker. Jimmy was that the first show you were on the office . That wasnt. In fact, what other jobs did you have before you were on that show . I did a couple plays. And i did a couple tv movies. Jimmy you did something for abcs, like a back to school special, and we dug that up as we do from time to time, and we thought that perhaps the audience would maybe you dont . [ applause ] jimmy they do want to see it. Well, lets take a look. Here we go. On the next abc after school special. The word is excursion. Excursion. Ek [ bell ] ec [ bell ] exf. [ bell ] please go back to your seat. Taco. You will win next time. Theres not going to be a next time. You bring shame on our people. Why cant you be more like your brother . Excursion. Excu shut up. Shut up. You know what . Im running away from home. A run away teen out on the streets alone. You cant spell. Stupid. Desperately searching to find a place where she belongs. There he is. Latte for stephanie. Mindy kraling in the girl who couldnt spell. Jimmy bald guy . Im proud of it. Im proud of it. Jimmy mindy kaling. The Mindy Project streams tuesdays on hulu. Well be right back. With tmobile and the incredible iphone, you can reach more people in more places than before. Whether youre at home in the basement, on the open road, or pulling the late shift at work. Youre more connected now, because tmobile doubled its lte coverage. 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