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The nhl draft is next friday. The team has traded nick cousins to as assist. The flyers send Maric Madison to the coyotes for a fifth round pick in next years nfl draft. Ricky fowler all alone in first place, check out the putt forbiddery, 51 feet away. Four players share the lead at seven under. Thats sports. Thank you, ducis. Philly pride weekend is off to a rocky start. A kickoff power at south and logan. If you missed it, there are pride events taking place across the city all weekend. Jimmy kimmel live live next followed by nightline. Action news starting tomorrow at 5 00 a. M. And for saturdays to come. For the entire action news team, im jim gardner. Goodnight and happy fathers day. Tonights episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live is brought to you by this guys mustache. He thinks its working for him. From hollywood its Jimmy Kimmel Live. Tonight Gwyneth Paltrow. Sean diddy combs. The bachelorettes whaboom guy. And music from ryan adams. And now, hold on. Heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thank you very much. Very nice. Thank you. Hello, everyone. Im jimmy. Im the host. Thank you for watching. Thanks to each and every one of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] im happy to be here. Im happy to have im happy youre here. I mean, really. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it would be if i walked out on stage and no one was here . [ laughter ] so thank you for coming. We have a lot to cover tonight. Gwyneth paltrow is here. Ryan adams is here. [ cheers and applause ] Sean Diddy Combs is with us. And we will have a chat with one of the most curious and dare i say annoying bachelorette contestants in quite some time. Lucas yancey, aka the whaboom guy, will join us to chat about being whabooted off the show tonight. [ laughter ] heres an interesting piece of bachelorette trivia. I learned this today. According to us weekly, so you know its true, bachelorette rachel used to date kevin durant of the golden state warriors. Thats right. The star of the bachelorette dated the star of the nba finals. Here at abc we call that synergy. [ laughter ] but it was supposedly a pretty serious relationship. They dated in college, they both went to texas, but ultimately you cant tie a guy like kevin durant down. He needs to be free to go where hes needed least. And thats [ laughter ] but its very interesting because the way its shaping up rachel and kevin could both get rings this year, which would be very sweet. [ laughter ] [ applause ] did you watch the game last night . This has turned out to be not so great a series. The warriors clobbered the cavaliers again. Beat them by 19 points. They won the first game by 22 points. Im hoping the next few games are closer. If i wanted to see a bunch of blowouts id watch fox news, folks. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ rimshot ] the thing about being a drummer, its all about timing. You know . [ laughter ] golden state is now up two games to none, which is bad news for the cavaliers. No team has come back from two games down in the finals since last year, i guess. [ laughter ] and not only do the cavs have to deal with the realities of facing an allstar opponent. They have to deal with dumb questions too. He asked if they now have to win on their home court. Do you have to defend home court . Well, i mean, are you a smart guy . I think so, right . So if we dont defend home court, what happens . Im asking you. Well, yeah. All right. So that answered your question. [ applause ] jimmy i dont blame him. Our very own guillermo was in oakland for whats known as media day. This is the event at which traditionally lebron refuses to speak to guillermo, right . Guillermo right, jimmy. Jimmy well, im not going to ask whether he spoke to you this year. But do you know why he wont speak to you . Guillermo he think im going to make fun of him. Jimmy oh, really . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy interesting. Not only did guillermo conduct interviews in oakland he was the subject of some interviews too. One of the guys that has certainly stolen the show over the years is guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live. We caught up with him to get his thoughts on why this is such a big day for him. I just want to see a good series. Yeah. Game 7 and good series. Guillermo, what do you love most about covering the media day . Having fun with everybody. And all the ladies too. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo i love ladies, jimmy. Jimmy well have guillermos whole report from media day wednesday night on our game 3 special in prime time. President trump, by the way, i dont know if youve been following this. Hes been tweeting again, which is always good. [ laughter ] you know how the Trump Administration kept insisting that his travel ban wasnt a travel ban, theyve been saying this for months . Well, at 6 25 this morning the president weighed in on that himself. He wrote, people, the lawyers and the courts can call it whatever they want but i am calling it what we need, and what it is, a travel ban. [ laughter ] its like the last five minutes of an episode of law order svu where the murderer tells Mariska Hargitay everything. It was a travel ban all along. [ laughter ] but heres the thing. Its very simple to follow if you really want to follow it. On the campaign trail it was a ban. When the president signed it, it wasnt a ban. When he was asked about what he signed, it was a ban. When the courts challenged it, it wasnt a ban. And then when he tweeted about it from the bathroom this morning, it was a ban again. Okay . [ laughter ] hes been very consistent on this. [ cheers and applause ] and of course this when you think about it on a human level, this has to be maddening for white house stress secretary sean spicer. [ laughter ] this is a guy, he specifically went out in front of the press and insisted that this was not a travel ban. First of all, its not a travel ban. Jimmy and now trump is in all caps saying it is a travel ban. And i can only imagine how sean spicer reacted when he read that tweet from his boss this morning. I imagine it went Something Like this. Something that the white house is actually doing. Donald trump comes out and undermines what theyre saying. For example, sean spicer, when he said this is not a muslim ban, this is not a travel ban, and then the president tweets he wants his travel ban and he doesnt even like the watereddown one that jeff sessions, his attorney general, was proposing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dont worry, it will all be over very soon. Meanwhile, megyn kelly started her new show last night with an interview of Vladimir Putin in which putin denied meddling in our election. You know, actually, i think we need to use a different word because meddling is meddlings how scooby doo catches people pretending to be ghosts. [ laughter ] it doesnt apply to this situation. Anyway, putin told her he hasnt seen any direct proof of russian interference in the u. S. President ial election. So there you go. That settles that. [ laughter ] he said he thinks our lives must be very boring because were making up all this stuff about trump and russia and the election. Theres one particularly revealing moment when megyn kelly pressed him about what kind of information he may or may not have on our president. There have been questions in america about Donald Trumps finances. He hasnt released his tax returns. There have been questions about this secret russian dossier which he says is fake but which purports to have blackmail information in it generated by the russians. There have been questions about the communications between the kremlin and the trump campaign. All of which has americans asking, do you have something damaging on our president . Translator no, i dont. That is silly. The media is making up stories. They are bored. Its ridiculous. I dont have anything damaging on president trump. Except for the hotel peepee tapes. [ cheers and applause ] i have 10 which i watch every night before bed. Jimmy all right. Now it makes sense. Today is an important day for the environment. Remember the environment, that green and blue thing in the background of your instagram photos . Well, today is world environment day. Its a day of worldwide awareness and action for the protection of our environment, celebrated by more than 100 countries. I should say 99 countries now. President trump celebrated he had a very special celebration today. He flew his private jet two blocks away to a kfc and then dumped the empty chicken bucket in the potomac, which was nice. [ laughter ] happy world environment day, everyone. Enjoy it. Its the last one. [ laughter ] this month also happens to be gay pride month. And we have a lot of gay pride here in los angeles. Even people who arent gay are bursting with pride. Thats how proud we are. So to celebrate we went to west hollywood, where we asked people on the street, we asked people to share the straightest thing theyve ever done. What is the straightest thing youve ever done . The straightest thing ive ever done. I played football in high school. The straightest thing. Peed in a sink without taking the dishes out. What is the straightest thing youve ever done . Probably when i was like 16 in high school before i came out, i dont know. Maybe going to barnes noble with my family. The straightest thing ive ever done . I went to the dodgers game last night. That was pretty much the straightest thing. I didnt really know what was going on. The straightest. Okay. Probably baled hay. Ive never done anything straight. [ laughter ] what is the straightest thing youve ever done . The straightest . Dated a girl. Whats the gayest thing youve ever done . [ bleep ] a guy. High five. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy happy pride month to all. We have to take a break. When we come back from the break, we will get into tonights episode of the bachelorette and meet the whaboomer himself. Lucas will join us when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] so, if anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed, speak now. coughs so sorry. Oh no. Its just that your friend daryl here is supposed to be Live Streaming the wedding and hes not getting any service. I missed, like, the whole thing. What . And i just got an unlimited plan. Its the right plan, wrong network. 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Sean diddy combs, music from ryan adams and Gwyneth Paltrow are all on the way. First were going to dive into tonights edition of the bachelorette. Were up to episode 3. A crazy thing happened tonight. The third episode of the season rachel found the guy she wants to marry and its over. They said thats it. Its done. Bring on dancing with the stars. [ laughter ] but no. Rachel still has 18 guys to go through. One of the men she sent home tonight was fred who, this is interesting. Hes had a crush on rachel since they were in school together, since they were kids. You know what they say. The only thing more humiliating than getting rejected by your grade school crush is getting rejected by that grade school crush on a Television Show in front of millions of people. [ laughter ] that happened to him. Rachel also sent demario away for a second time. Last week we learned that demario had a girlfriend. He came back and begged for another chance. Rachel said no. You cannot be dating another woman while im out here making out with 18 different guys at once. [ laughter ] it wouldnt be right. So hes gone. And also gone, blake and lucas. Lucas is the guy who repeatedly says this whaaaaaabooooooom whaaaaaabooooom whaaaaaaaboooooom whaaaaabooooom jimmy i dont know why either. [ laughter ] i really dont. But lets find out. Joining us live now from whaboom headquarters, newly rejected bachelor lucas yancey. Hello, lucas. [ cheers and applause ] hello, jimmy jimmy how are you . Better than ever, my friend. Doing great. Jimmy let me ask you, how do you wind up on the bachelorette in the first place . Good question. Jimmy thank you. Jimmy. As always. You know, the producers brought me in. I had an interview, of course. And towards the end of the interview they kind of asked me, you know, do you have any special skills. And of course i was like, yeah, ive got a few things in my belt. And i said i could do some juggling. And i had an ace ventura impression they really loved. Jimmy really . They loved it . [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy do a little bit of it so we can get a sense of what they saw. Okay. So jimmy, im going to need you to just say ventura, and then ill get after it. Jimmy all right. [ laughter ] ready . Jimmy you know what . Forget it. Its okay. [ cheers and applause ] come on, jimmy. Jimmy all right. Ill do it. Do i say it like im asking you a question or im meeting you like oh, there he is . Or like ventura. Jimmy im not going to do it. All right. Say ventura. Ready . Jimmy ventura. Yes . Yes, satan . Oh, im sorry you sounded like somebody else. Is that the tank . All righty, then. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Thats my best. Jimmy you wowed them with an impression from a movie that came out 25 years ago. [ laughter ] and what is the origin of whaboom . When did you start whabooming . Ive been whabooming since the womb. Jimmy did it catch on like you hoped it would . Because i know you came right out of the gate saying whaboom and i guess in hopes that it would become like a thing. Did it catch on in the way you were hoping . You know, it caught on in the way that i was hoping, but of course theres always haters and lovers. You can relate to that, right, jim . Jimmy yeah, sure. Kind of like this love, hate jimmy so in tonights episode you said something i want to ask you about. You said this about your archrival, blake. I know there were some things said from like blake. I think he just doesnt like me. Why . I dont know if like he has a crush on me. I mean the other night he was over my bed, you know, peeling a banana. And he was like looking at me like this. I woke up, and i was like, why . Why is this . Okay. Yeah. Is this real or is this a joke . No, that happened. Did he finish the banana . He might have. Okay. Jimmy so then rachel confronted blake and he denied this totally. Did you really wake up in the middle of the night and see him eating a banana over you . You know, it either happened or it was a nightmare. But you know, blake following me around and, you know, just getting after me as you see in the episodes, its just like jimmy so you made that story up or it was just a fantasy [ laughter ] it was a bad dream. It was a bad dream. Jimmy well, blake was very upset. And, well, heres what happened after that. What up, lucas . Whats up, man . I just want to say [ bleep ] you, bro. Youre a piece of [ bleep ]. Youre here for the wrong reasons. I got drug into your [ bleep ]. I see right through you. I know why youre here. And it kills me why am i here . Youre here to be on [ bleep ] tv. And why is that . Because you are a wannabe comedian. Youre a washed up joke. I cant help but feel like if you werent here i would have had a real shot at getting to know rachel but because you were too busy whabooming and making a joke out of this experience im going home. You win, lucas. Whaboom. Yeah. [ applause ] jimmy lucas. Do you think it was your fault that blake got eliminated . I think it was blakes fault that i got eliminated. Jimmy well, i dont think gandhi would like any of this at all, i tell you. [ laughter ] what is next for the whaboom guy . Tell us, whats your plan Going Forward . Besides of course youve got to be on bachelor in paradise. That seems predetermined. But besides that what else . Its a given. No, you know, to be honest its this whole whaboom thing, you know, this shirt as you can see, maybe ill take off the jacket just to jimmy its a greatlooking shirt. [ laughter ] give you a little bit of the gun show. You know what i mean . Jimmy, you know what im talking about. Youve got some guns under that jacket. Jimmy yes. [ cheers ] no. Its im selling these shirts and all the proceeds and all the profit is actually going to charity. Jimmy those are going to fly off the shelves. I have no doubt. [ laughter ] hey, do you remember whazzup . You remember that word . Whazzup jimmy youd be better off making tshirts that say that, i have a feeling. Thank you, lucas. [ cheers and applause ] that was lucas from the bachelor. Tonight on the show we have it gets better from here. We have music from ryan adams. Sean diddy combs is here. Well be right back with Gwyneth Paltrow. Well its a perfect nespresso morning here, george. Hold on a second. Mmm. [mel torme sings comin home baby] hey there. Want a lift . Where are we going . No dont tell me. Let me guess. Have a nice ride. How far would you go for coffee thats a cup above . I brought you nespresso. Nespresso. What else . 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Hes ok, yeah unitedhealthcare but the way we watch it is not. So, lets do something else. Like what . Like, watch tv wherever. Whats that supposed to mean . It means, anywhere. In a car . Yep. Oof. But not like that. Like this. Oooh, family boat trip yeah. And check this, record as many shows as you want. What . What . I just got chills. I know tv, like, made for us. Finally finally. Yeah. Finally. Wait, thats way cheaper than cable. Latches onto youry finger so hard, its like shes saying i love you. Thats why aveenos oat formula is designed for your babys sensitive skin. Aveeno®. Naturally beautiful babies. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight, hes a rapper, a vodka impresario and the subject of a new documentary called cant stop wont stop a bad boys story. Sean diddy combs is with us. [ cheers and applause ] you know, every time sean is here on the show i introduce him with a different name. Thats how we keep it fresh. [ laughter ] then this is his latest album. Its called prisoner. Ryan adams from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see ryan live june 20th at Red Rocks Amphitheater up in colorado. We have a lot going on this week. We have new shows in late night with michael keaton, mandy moore, jerrod carmichael, brazilian soccer sensation neymar jr. Will be here. Ill take on the kid who won the Scripps National spelling bee. And we will have music from Charlie Wilson featuring robin thicke and bebe rexha featuring lil wayne. And, on top of that, we are back in primetime on wednesday and friday for games three and four of the nba finals with will ferrell, owen wilson, zach lavine, Jamal Crawford and guillermos annual report from media day. That is wednesday and friday 8 00, 7 00 central and after the game on the west coast. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an oscar, emmy and golden globewinning actress and now shes a pharmacist too. Her new line of vitamin products are available exclusively at goop. Com. Please welcome Gwyneth Paltrow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was fun. Hi. Jimmy how are you . Good. How are you . Jimmy you broke your foot or something . I did. Thats my jimmy thats how we decided to make it smooth rather than having you hobble in like an invalid or something. Youre here now with your what happened to your foot, by the way . Oh, i just i was rushing around my house, and i was trying to pack my son for the fifth grade retreat, and i collided with the sofa. Jimmy have you broken anything before . Ive broken actually toes like probably eight or ten times. Jimmy really . Like all of them. [ laughter ] i dont know what is wrong with me. Jimmy maybe youre drinking too much. Is that possible . Thats definite. But yeah, ive got to stop this toe breaking. Jimmy you should stop breaking your toes. Its not a good thing. I want to tell you something. You inadvertently caused an argument in my house the other day. Oh, god. Jimmy and im not kidding. My wife ill just crawl now. Jimmy my wife takes your vitamins. In fact, i have your vitamins over here. These are the vitamins im not sure which one she takes. I dont think she takes the one called balls in the air. [ laughter ] maybe she takes the one called the mother lode yeah. She takes the mother lode. Jimmy so theres a little packet of vitamins. And i have been for almost ten years now putting my own vitamins and various pills, you know, for whatnot, in these little bags. And my wifes like look at what theyve done. They put all this is the greatest thing. They put all the vitamins in a bag. Im like, ive been doing that forever. [ laughter ] i invented this. But since you invented it now its all of a sudden something. But congratulations to you on winning that battle. [ light laughter ] are these for men, too, these vitamins . Because ive been eating them. Oh, good. [ laughter ] yes. Jimmy im lactating now. Its the damnedest thing. [ laughter ] balls in the air is good for men. Why am i so fing tired, also good for men. Jimmy why balls in the air . Will this help me juggle or so its funny. This product actually came out of a piece that we wrote a few years ago called confusion in

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