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108 years and the curse is broken. Im so proud of you guys. Tell you what, could i get some more mint jelly . This hoofs a little dry. Its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes michael strahan. Nick kroll. And musical guest aaron lewis. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, itsph captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen whats going on . Stephen stephen stephen. Stephen hi, chris. Hi, paul. Whats going on, matt . Whats up, mark . cheers and applause . Stephen thats nice. Welcome to the late show, everybody. So nice to have you guys here. Im your host stephen colbert. With just six days left before the election, this race this race is n spinning teres are. Tighten up. A little nervous. Theyre clenching a little tight right now. You could throw a kingston brick head up there and pop out Something Like for an Engagement Ring . laughter notice, a lot of democrats are blaming f. B. I. Director james comeys bombshell announcement last week that huma abedin also uses email. We didnt know. Nobody knew. Now, it looks like the f. B. I. Is trying to hurt hillarys campaign, which has a lot of people upset. Mostly russia. Thats their gig. And now, the f. B. I. Just released documents from their 2001 probe into bill clintons pardon of shady billionaire marc rich. Yeah, all o of the documents. Once again, bill clintons in trouble after getting the full cheers and applause this. cheers and applause this is a clear breach of protocol. If the f. B. I. Is going to release documents from 2001, you do it on throwback thursday. All right . laughter read your manual. Read your manual. Now, the f. B. I. Says that the timing of this release wasnt intentional. Asked for comment, f. B. I. Director comey pointed to this race this race is now so close that the candidates are fighting for every single vote they can get, even the ones that have already been cast. This is a message for any democratic voter who have already cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton and who are having a bad case of buyers remorse. Wisconsin is one of several states where you can change your early ballot if you think youve made a mistake, so if you live here, or in michigan, or pennsylvania, or minnesota those four places you can change your vote to donald trump. Well make America Great again, okay . Stephen hey, hey bleep . I dont know what you learned as a kid, but no fair changeys. No backsies. You vote, youre stuck with it. Its like a tattoo. And, yes, i regret my al gore tramp stamp. And to reach these voters, trump has come up with a new way to encourage people to donate to his campaign. I want to show you something very special. I am dedicating this wall right here in trump tower to a select group of donors and supporters from my campaign, and i want to add your name to this wall. Contribute today, like the great americans here, and youll get your name officially on the trump donor board. Stephen thats right. Donald trump is building a wall and making his donors pay for it. laughter cheers and applause the best part is it only costs Donald Trumps donor wall. Or for just 6, you can buy a can of spray paint and be immortalized on trump tower. cheers and applause now, ive met a lot of Trump Supporters and i mean, when you meet them, they seem like fine folks who occasionally call for the jailing of their political opponents. But sometimes one bad apple makes all the apples seem racist. I may have seen its not their fault. One guys did does it and it makes it seem like everybody with the guy at the rally and they were. You may have seen this clip im about to show of one rallygoer chanting at a group of journalists last week. A word of warning if your children are in the room, you might want to regret having brought them into this world laughter stephen it is absolutely horrifying to hear that kind of antisemitic language. Usually you read it in yahoo comments. But a newspaper tracked the guy down. His names george lindell, and it turns out we had it all wrong. He wasnt chanting jew s a. Show solidarity with mexicans at the rally. You know, all the mexicans who go to trump rallies. Heres the deal. Lindell said that a group of mexicans at the rally again, that huge group of mexicans that goes to trump rallies had stopped chanting u. S. A because, it came out sounding like joo s. A. , and they felt the wouldnt fit in because of their accent. See . It was innocent. It was so innocent. He was just its poor man was feel welcome so they would have fond memories of america after trump loaded them on to the cat catapults. Im going to call this the worst excuse of all time. Its the worst possible i think its even worse than the close second. This is the secondworst exciews of all time we werent burning that cross on the lawn to scare you. We just wanted you to see our cool ghost costumes. cheers and applause and its reasonable applause when asked about what he said at the end of his chant, lindell said he muttered, the jews run the country anyway. A statement he said was just horsing around. He was just horsing around. Blame . The jewish horses. So this election has now officially ruined everything horses, taco bowls, billy bushs career. And now, brace yourselves, its ruined yogurt because chobani yogurt founder Hamdi Ulukaya is getting threats for helping immigrants. Is supposed to help Jamie Lee Curtis poop, and thats it. Good luck, jamie. See, it turns out thats what the commercial says. See i believe it. See, it turns out that the owner ulukaya employs Syrian Refugees in his factories and started a has been taunted with racist epithets on twitter and facebook. Its no surprise that online trolls are in a race to the bottom. Thats where all the fruit is. Thats where all the fruit is. But you know what . We here at the late show like to be helpful. Which is why were introducing a new yogurt for people who want to boycott chobani. Introducing xenogurt if you love yogurt but hate the people who make it. Instead of active cultures, xenogurt has one monolithic culture that never changes. laughter applause enjoy. cheers and applause mmm. Mmm. Mmm. That is just a prop. laughter im not sure what i just put in my mouth. Thank you very much. laughter applause but it aint yogurt. cheers and applause thats fun. Nice surprise. But as ugly as the campaign has been, this has been a historic year for women. Any women here . cheers and applause there it is. We might have the first female president , women on the u. S. cheers and applause women on the u. S. Olympic team won more medals than the men, and perhaps most excitingly, bono has been named the first year list. You did it, ladies congratulations. Women have come so far, now youre men. I assume for bono to be on this list, every other woman has already gotten one of these. According to glamours editor in chief, they included a man because there are so many men who really are doing wonderful things for women these days. Some men get it, and bono is one of those guys. Its like that old saying in front of every great woman stands a guy who really gets it. laughter applause mean to be fair, bono wasnt the only woman of the year. Glamour also honored such actual women as the founders of black lives matter, gymnastics phenom simone biles, and head of the i. M. F. Christine legarde. Their prize getting to meet bono. laughter applause weve got a great show for you tonight. 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Cats cant resist. . . . This is the time . [ meows ] . The time for harmony . . Let love be the song . . That everybody sings . Hillary inton im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. Vo in times of crisis america depends on steady leadership. Donald trump knock the crap out of them, would you . Seriously. Vo clear thinking. Donald trump i know more about isis than the generals do, believe me. Vo and calm judgment. Donald trump and you can tell them to uld bomb the sh t out of them. Vo just one. . . We asked people to write down the things they love to do most on these balloons. Travel with my daughter. Roller derby. . . Now give up half of em. Do i have to . This is a tough financial choice we could face when we retire. But, if we start saving even just 1 more we could keep doing all the things we love. Prudential. Bring your challenges. applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Give it up for jon batiste and stay human, everybody. Jon, are you planning to vote . Jon yes, indeed, you know i am. Stephen its only six days away. A the lot of people havent voted yet and i think one of the reasons is they think its complicated, like they dont know how to do it. Jon oh, yeah, yeah. No, but i made an ey everybody to follow and just figure out how to do it themselves s. Stephen wait. You made a video . Jon yeah is there in six easy steps . Jon six easy steps. Stephen well, id love to see it, jon. Jon well, weve got it right here, jim. Hello, proud americans. Im jon batiste, and this is piano i0fun. How to vote. Voting isnt just a way to meet old people in your community. Its also your civic responsibility. That, and the stars and stripes birth mark every citizen is born with. laughter lesson one registration. Registering to vote is easy. Just follow three simple steps. One, fill out the necessary paperwork. Two, make sure you have valid identification. And, three, purchase the late show ep, fee featuring jon bae and stay human. 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I thought i wasnt going to come back after the last time. Stephen we had a good time. I know. Stephen what are you talking about . I heard you dont like being called mikey . Yeah. Stephen did i call you mikey at some point during that interview. That is a hot for you. I dont like being called mikey. Mike is okay. My mom is probably the only person consistently who calls me mike. Everybody else calls me michael. But mikey was from that commercial. Remember . Oh, mikey likes it, hell eat anything. Stephen give it to mikey. He wont eat it. He hates everything. I just did not like the mikey. Stephen i dont like stevie. I didnt call you stevie, did i . Stephen im going to say no, because we have a long interview ahead of here, and i dont want to have to bring out the jack johnsons. So, mikey, let me ask you this laughter cheers and applause the show sounds fascinin of the people its called religion of sports because people do take their sports very seriously. Well, let me tell you its a spiritual event for them. Let me tell you, stevie. Stephen here we go. Before that i have to ask you a quick question. Its on the at T Audience Network, starting november 15. What is the at T Audience Network . Do i have to be in your five or Something Like that . Direct tv. Direct tv has the audience naek, and you have stream it on at t i dont know what that means. Im trying to get this show available on burner phones. What is that means you need to get your kids to teach you how to watch the show. Stephen okay, now, i know. Im trying to help you, man. Im trying to help both of us here. laughter . Stephen were trying to help each other. Thats right, stephen this is a symbiotic relationship. You created this with tom bradyerate. And i got them chopra, depock chopras son. How sports influences society and influences culture when the sport goes beyond Just Entertainment value for a lot of people. And its really interesting to see nascar we have this joey jones, who is one of the guys who we followed who was a nascar driver in high school, and then legs. But we have Dale Earnhardt jr. , curt busch. Theyre talking about nascar, and joey said this is the ultimate ming of man and machine, and as hes saying this you are look at a guy who did so much for the country who is a man in a machine. And it intersects how these things he did as a kid influences his life and it goes beyond nascar to him and his family. Stephen thats the first epe, we did the calgary stampede. We did soccer overseas. We went around the world and found some great topics, great subjects where the sport really did go beyond just sports, and it really went into a lot of things like a religious experience for a lot of people. Stephen we have a clip here of the First Episode which is called god and the machine. And it is about nascar and how people take it religiously. Sometimes, especially when money isnt very prevalent and the way you make money is hard earned. Its a 95 paycheck, you need something that brings your community together. You need something that brings joy to your community. And there are a lot of places where thats searched in religion and going to church on suspected. For this part of the world, the your church is on saturday night. Take this stuff seriously, but theres rituals in religion and theres rituals in sport. Were there rituals that you did before a game . Yeah, yeah. I had a lot. Im a little embarrassed by some of them. I mean, you know lebron does like that. And my thing, i used to take the program and i cant believe im going to tell you this on national tv. You know, the program that all the fans get. And i used to go sit on the toilet and laughter even if i didnt have to use the bathroom, just to go sit. And i would look at all the pictures of my teammates and the other teams. And you know how the footballs players always look mean in those pictures. And i used to be scared. And then i realized youre more scared of somebody who doesnt look scared. So i used to always smile for my picture. So when the other team looked at my picture, i was like this. laughter applause . Stephen that was your smile on the field . That was my smile on the program. When they go, hes crazy. Hes not scared to be out herement. Stephen thats nice. What about sermons . Obviously you go to you go on sunday to church, or there are sermons. Is the pep talk the sermon . The pep talk is the sermon. The pep talk by far is the sermon. I have to pump these guys up. I was the preacher. , were going to stomp you out. We were going to stomp them out. I would jump up yelling that on sunday mornings. Stomp out the devil thats what i was trying to get them to do. Stephen thats nice. Crush the devil between your heel and the rock of god. But it worked, it worked. Stephen yeah . Are you a religious guy . You know what, i am . I am. I believe in definitely a higher power. I dont believe that i do anything by myself. I dont believe that i have all the good in my life because im so great. I believe i am pleased and fort mat to have it and you need t everybody else, you know, what . Your bletion is their blessing as well. Its not all about you. Stephen now i know that tom brady applause upon i know for a fact tom brady believes in a higher power because its you. Back in the day when i was athletic. laughter stephen thats the higher power right there. laughter that is super bowl 42. That you pitching the idea for the series right there . laughter hey, tom, how about a documentary about sports . Hey, tom, slow down i got something to tell you. Stephen now, you said a football football was the mission you were on. Yeah. Stephen how do you stay motivated now that you dont play football anymore . Because, first of all, i love what i do. And aye been fortunate enough to have a career after football. But i have kids, too. En stephen you retired at 36. Yeah, and that was old. Stephen brady is 39. Because hes old. I mean, hes old. Stephen but theyve got a great season. Hes having a great season. Stephen didnt you give up . Arent you a quitter . laughter come on, mikey. I did 15 i did 15 years. I feel like i served my bid, man. I did my time. But i did 15 years. Hes 39, which is amazing. But reason he is so successful is this guy works out and hes at a party, like a house party, like ability people. This was about five years ago. And its march, april, and everybodys like getting into groove, having some drinks. Tom, you want a drink . No, im training. Dude, footballs in september. And hes like, no, im training. I was like, good, ill drink your drink. Give me that sucker. Stephen im out. I didnt care. Stephen all right, lets cosome predictions for the season here. Di the season, okay . N. F. L. Season is half ever. Who is going to win the election on tuesday . laughter applause oh, man. You know i sit every day at g. M. A. , and i sit there and watch and pay attention. The election is crazy. Stephen it really is. Up and down. Its unbelievable. Stephen almost nothing that could happen at this point youd go, that really shocks me. Exactly. Stephen i didnt expect that to happen. Exwhreed blooeding out of their eyeballs. Yup, thats going to happen. Theyre levitating. Uhhuh. Thats by the devil. Good to see you man. Always nice to have you here. Thank you, brother. Stephen religion of sports premieres november 15 on at T Audience Network. Michael strahan, everybody well be right back with nick kroll. Stick around. . . . applause is it a real drag . You know. I know. New computers are superfast. And yet here you are with a new world record for the slowest computer. You know about it, now do something about it. Upgrade to a new pc. Powered by intel. . What is he doing . I have no clue. 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Donald trump audio only i would bomb the sh t out of applause stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guest is an actor, writer, producer, comedian, and now a broadway star. . . . Stephen well, for the people out there who may not know what i was talking about when i said broadway star is your show oh, hello, john melaney. Yes. Stephen on broadway. Yes. Stephen fantastic. Thank you. Stephen how does it cheers and applause . Lets not move on from the applause. Stephen were going to linger. How does it feel to be on broadway . Its amazing. Its like what show business felt like it should be like. You know, you do a show you were a guest. You came and did our show . Stephen yeah, last last friday night. Stephen it was so fun. You have guests come on every night. Yes, we have a different guest every might, and we prank them with too much tuna fish. Stephen you do offer a sandwich as a thank you for its an honor. Its a huge tuna sandwich. Stephen i would go so far as to say its too much tuna. Its too much tuna. For the five people in the audience who understand what that means . I am enjoying, by the way, they almost seem like a floating head on this chair here. Im really blending nicely. Stephen we should warn the guests. We should warn we should warn the guests. Or change the chair or Something Like that. Oh, just goow just go right in. Just be like the head of nick kroll was on colbert tonight. Stephen you improvised this big section in the middle of the show. Yes. And its and its just the most fun thing in the world. You were amazing. I think that might have been the longest segment we ever did. We talked for, like, a half hour on stage. Stephen yeah, it was a half hour. It seemed like that. Was this your broadway debut . Is there you asked me that. I did. In Lincoln Center. We can bleep this, right . Because Lincoln Center is bleep , okay. Its a nowhere place. Stephen where do you find the courage . Where do you find courage nick kroll . Youre going to get the Lincoln Center mafia after you. I know, i know, which is like four they go to the violin cases and open them up, and its violins. I know stephen youre crazy youre crazy i know,in. Stephen youre a made man dont you understand. The new york council for the arts has got a back of your head. Theyre going to suffocate me with npr tote bags. Stephen so you do this show. Youve been doing this show working on the show about a year. How long have you been on broadway. About two months. We have another two months to go. Its me and my buddy john melaney, who is the funniest person on the planet. Stephen its devastatingly structural damage to the theor how good it is. I know what it took to put that show together. But youre fooling around there, too. Does it ever completely come apart . It does occasionally. We had Whoopi Goldberg on the show, and she had done her show Whoopi Mike Nichols directed it in 1984, and she calm into the show and said, this theater is haunted. Stephen passive aggressive much . She is an expert on ghosts, lets not forget. applause . Stephen yes, yes, and nuns on the r so she did the show, and the show was a mess lighting cues, everything going wrong stephen the night she was there . The night she was there. And i was the ghost of the liceum theater was angry the two shows were colliding. I walked off the stage and said, this audience stunk. And our mics were live. Everything went wrong. Stephen my heart hurt when audience, give me a break. Theyre not like these people. Stephen beautiful people. cheers and applause . Yes stephen im afraid thats all we have time for. Thats fine. Stephen thank you for being here. As much as i want to talk about broadway. Also youre in a movie called loving. Yes. Stephen and for the people who dont know what versus virginia was, tell the people what a landmark case it was. Its an amazing case. An interracial couple, white man and a woman of color who were married in virginia and were arrested for being married in the late 1950s. And they brought their case through the court system, eventually getting to the Supreme Court in 1967, where the warren court overturned the ban on intervariable marriage nationwide. applause amazing because its a story that a lot of people dont actually know about. Its not taught in the schools as part of, like, civil rights history. And its monumentally important. And its still important, obviously, with whats happening in the country right now. I mean, obviously, im voting for trump because i think hes the right man to lead america into the apocalypse. laughter but you know what got me about the case . If you wrote this movie and it didnt actually happen in reality and you called it loving versus vig. You would say you cant call it loving. The last name cant be loving. Its too perfect. Whats amazing about the story, joel edgerton, and jeff nichols directed it, and its a beautifully realized film. Theyre a very quiet, simple, country people who were not political people. They just wanted to be married. They couldnt understand why they shouldnt be able to be. Stephen and you played the a. C. L. U. Lawyer. Yes, i got the script. And midnight special, he was interested in me for the role. And i was like, whats the character . And they said, his name is bernie cohen. And i said, all right, i get why im going to be in this movie. laughter speaking of that, mel gibson was amazing last night. I found it fascinating. Stephen yeah, it was interesting. And i was told the f. C. C. Forced to you have me on the show to jew up the show a little bit. Stephen we had to. For the license. Yeah, hes a sweet and you played the lawyer and your youre too young to youre not even allowed to go to the Supreme Court because youre too young to actually try the case. Right. So bernie cohen and his the gentleman who came on, phil herschof, they were so young and inexperienced they were faking it until they made it and bernie had to introduce phil because phil had only been out of law school for three years and these it to the Supreme Court and really changed the country. And richard and mildred really changed the country. Stephen we have a clip here of you talking to the couple about how youre going to have their back. Jim. We wanted you to know that with all this travel back and forth from virginia, you have my number, and if anybody arrests you, you have them get in touch with us. Were not going to let you spend one minute longer in jail than this takes us to get down there and get you out, okay . Okay. Good luck to you did a good job today. We sure appreciate what youre all doing. Okay, well see you soon. Bye. Thank you, gentlemen. You know they arent going back to washington. And theres no guarantee we can get them out if they get arrested again. Stephen i mean, whats it like to do drama after being, you know, a comedian for so long . Is this your first foray. I have had little bits and pieces but this is definitely the most straight drama ive done. And im done being a comedian. Im a serious actor now. laughter . Stephen i understand. And i dont i dont want to do funny things anymore. Stephen all right. Do you want do you want to give a shot at it right now . Id love to do i dont want to be funny in panel interviews. I want to have a dramatic laughter . Stephen all right, lets get our fingers underneath this. Lets try this again. I want to ask you jimmy, can we get this a little more dramatic, please . Is it possible. . . . Stephen mr. Kroll stevie. laughter stephen you are on broadway right now and all that, that entail. Someone else voice breaking what that does to a man. Steve, i have no one around. No one to support me and my family im here. You are my father you are my father stephen you are my mother laughter cheers and applause nick kroll. Loving is in theaters this friday. Nick kroll, everybody well be right back with a nick kroll, everybody well be right back with a performance by aaron lewis. Exercise more. I know that. Try laxatives. My chronic constipation keeps coming back. I know that. Tell me something i dont know. vo linzess works differently from laxatives. Linzess treats adults with ibs with constipation, or chronic constipation. It can help relieve your belly pain, and lets you have more frequent and complete bowel movements that are easier to pass. Do not give linzess to children under 6 and it should not be given to children 6 to 17. It may harm them. 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But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Marshalls. Your surprise is waiting. Whats it gonna be . An ovenbaked digiorno . Or waiting for delivery . Did you have that beard when we ordered . A hot, freshbaked crust . Or . Dont settle for delivery. Rise to the occasion. Stephen here performing, that aint country, please welcome aaron lewis cheers and applause . . . . What a sad state of affairs im in . cause im trying to compete where i just dont fit in . cause the country, if you call it that, country just because im old enough to . Know that that aint country . Thats a natural fact its full of tails of good times . And happy endings my life aint like that . So ill keep listening to the old songs . That my grandad used to play full of pain and heartache . And desperation and the ones that got away . The ones that speak to me, the way i feel today . . . . . . . . . . So tell me, whatever happened to . The country songs full of truth and consequences, . Made it all a lie id like to spit . A little beachnut right in that dudes eye . cause that aint country thats a natural fact . Its full of tails of good times and happy endings . My life aint like that so ill keep listening to the . Old songs that my grandad used to play . Full of pain and heartache . And the ones that got away the ones that speak to me, . The way i feel today . . . . . . . . . . Now listen here we got waylon singing songs . bout a ramblin man . In his hand and the possums gettin drunk . Again imagine that and Charlie Daniels . Playing fiddle underneath that hat . And john and june are goin back and forth again . And David Allan Coe is singing bout his kin . And haggard sings the songs thatll save your soul . And willie sings the songs about the hearts he stole . cause that theres country . Its full of tails of hard times and complications . Aint life like that . So ill keep listening . 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