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Now youre gonna sit down and have some breakfast, right . Right, im gonna sit down and ill have some breakfast. Tell you what well do, george, well do your favorite breakfast song. A one and a two and a . Yes, well slice the bananas . Well wait till the muffins pop up . Everybody . Well bring out the butter and coffee . And fill georgie porgies big . Come on, george. Cup. Thats the spirit. You see that, cass . There isnt any spirit. Theres hardly a pulse. Im just trying to cheer the guy up. I know what youre trying to do, sweetheart. Why dont you mush a banana hed like to be alone for a while. No, no, no, no, please, come on. Dont go, i mean, if she had to go through this abortion, i wouldve taken her, you know . I do own a car. Youre a good husband, george. Farina or jerky flakes . Jerkies, please. [webster] is breakfast ready . cause ready or not, here i come. Okay, here comes webster. Now what am i gonna tell him . How am i gonna explain this . Tell him that she ixnay on the idkay. Nay, i mean, nothing. You speak pig latin. Only when maam and i dont want george to understand something. I thought george speaks pig latin. Very slowly. So wheres maam . Maam went shopping. [bill] hitchhiking. [cassie] jogging. Hitchhiking . No, bills kidding. She isnt hitchhiking, shes out jogging. Shes jogging to a store to buy new kid. I just know it. hissing what was that . I dont know, but im gonna check it out. Cass, get me my flashlight and my miners helmet. I may have to crawl into a duct. Youre gonna crawl into a duck, wow its a duct, duct. Everyone just sit still, ill go up. I need the exercise. Youre supposed to suck in, not blow out stupid machine. I think i can, i think i can, i think i can, i think i can. I knew i could, i knew i could, i knew i could, i knew i could. imitating train chugging katherine. Where have you been . Ive been looking all over town for you. I went over to the hospital. Katherine, you didnt do it, did you . No, i, i, sighing i got up this morning and i got ready to go, and then i. I looked over at you and you were sleeping so peacefully, and i just wondered if our child would sleep that sweetly. So i went shopping. Look at this. [george] you went shopping . [katherine] is this great . Thats pretty. chuckling i ran all over chicago in this outfit like a big speaking in greek . Ng and you went shopping. I love it, i went crazy, katherine, crazy, you know what i mean . I went down, and ill tell you how crazy i went, katherine. I was so crazy, i let bill sing to me, thats how crazy i was, and you, ha ha, you went shopping. chuckling [katherine] come on, honey. [george] where are we going . I just want you to sit down for a minute. Okay. I thought i could do it, but i couldnt. You know, for anybody else. But i want our baby, george. Oh, i love you, darling. moaning i want to show you what i found. Look at this, my socks. And they go with this and everything. Well, maybe you, uh, maybe you shouldve washed em in cold water. They didnt shrink. Pishposh, darling, just because youre not these are my baby socks. Mother had the upstairs maid crochet them for me. By the way, shes coming. Good, we could use an upstairs maid. The upstairs maid has been dead for 10 years. Then why did you send for her . I didnt. I sent for my mother. Oh, your mothers gonna be the upstairs maid. George. Okay, im sorry, i was just kidding, just kidding. Take this off. [katherine] i want my mommy. [george] yes, you will have your mommy. Darling, what the hell is this . Oh, well, do you like it . Do i like it, sweetheart, sweetheart, you could put the entire navajo tribe in this tent. Its not a tent, its a mommy dress. A designer mommy dress. Designer mommy dress, come here to papa. lips smacking and moaning knocking [katherine] come in. Oh, there you are, are you all right, katherine . [katherine] mmhmm. [george] yes. [george] were gonna have our baby. Oh, congratulations. [cassie] how wonderful. [katherine] oh, thank you. Whys everyone so surprised . Weve been having this baby forever. The first little papadapolis is on its way. all laughing ooh, ooh. Its saturday morning and its time for you to relax a little bit. Webster will be up with your little brekkiewekkie, sweetheart, and im on my way down to the station to do just one little sports story, and then im coming back to play saturday afternoon matinee. gasping you mean yes, beauty and the beast. Hey boy, just in time. I beg your pardon . Well, you said babies come when two people love each other, and the way you two guys were kissing, we could have triplets. Hes right, you know. [katherine] george . [george] what . [katherine] relax. Yeah, george, relax. Okay, a little crousanzywanzy for you, darling. And you didnt put any butter on it, thats a good idea. Oh, by the way, take good care of the little mommzywommzy and the babzywabzy. Coochie, coochie, coo. I will. [george] goodbye. [katherine] bye, sweetheart. [katherine] mm, delicious. Maam, do you think george will ever stop talking like that, i mean, mommzywommzy, babywaby, yuck i have more of a grown up conversation with my frog. I know, but its just that hes excited, you see . Wait a minute, what are you doing . I can manage this. Its okay, i like taking care of you. Its just the guy in there im not so crazy about. Oh, i see, feeling a little left out, are we . I guess. Yeah, but im not really yours. Of course you are. Not like the guy in there. I mean, hes gonna look like you and everything. Well, we dont know that. Well, we know hes gonna look more like you than i. This is true, but this has nothing to do with us as a family. But remember you said two kids might be too much for you . Rself. You and george made him. You cant give him back. Im just adopted. Just adopted . Wait a minute, we chose you, we love you, youre our son. Nobody can ever take your place. The new baby is just gonna have to find its own place. U know whos coming to see us, nana. Nana . somber music webster, would you move the tray, please . Yes, maam, but you havent eaten yet. Please just do as i say. Maam, are you okay . I dont know. Maam, whats wrong . sobbing oh, god. Call the doctor, call my doctor. Tell me what to dial. The numbers right there on the phone. somber music this is mrs. Papadapolis, i need to speak to dr. Braverman. moaning webster, honey, quick, go get bill and cassie. Bill, cassie, help oh, no, please, god, oh, oh [cassie] katherine . [katherine] in here. [cassie] oh, honey. [katherine] the doctors on [bill] webster, wait here. [katherine] the phone on the bed. [bill] maam is gonna be all right, you wait there. Just dont move, honey. Hello, no, no, this is her friend. No, i dont think so yet. Im gonna bring her to the hospital, just make sure the doctor is there. Webster, give me that blanket, quick. Come on, come on, quick, thank you. katherine sobbing [webster] ill get our coats. No, sweetheart, you have to stay here. No, im going with maam, dont stop me. Please, dont stop me. [katherine] oh, cassie, why is this happening . [cassie] easy, easy, come on, honey. [katherine] oh, it hurts so much. [cassie] try to breathe. All right, all right. George, weve gotta call george. Well make the call. Maam, the babys gonna be fine. Cassie, go on. All right, take a breath. I love the baby, i really love the baby, maam. Come on, web, come on, come on. Its all right. I really love the baby, youll see. Its my fault. The babys gone, and its all my fault. I didnt want him, i said so, and he heard me. Yeah, sure. The baby just couldnt hold on, son. He just wasnt Strong Enough to get born. What if id been nicer . Hey, kiddo, you think youre the only person that ever had bad thoughts about a baby coming into a family . When my son was five years old and cassie got pregnant with maggie, one day he comes to me with his piggy bank and opens it right in front of my eyes. Dad, he said, when the new kid comes out, lets buy him a new home somewhere in alaska. Did you get mad . Of course not. Besides, where you gonna find a house in alaska for 2. 37 . I mean, even an igloos gonna run you 100 bucks. And then where you gonna put your walrus . laughing i got you, i got you. doorbell ringing wait, webster, wait, i dont think maam would be home from the hospital this soon. pounding footsteps maam webster. Mrs. Calderyoung. Bill, how are you . Wheres katherine, is everything all right . Nana, the babys gone. Cassie and george are with her at the hospital. She lost it about an hour ago. Oh, dear god. My poor katherine. somber music what time is it . I know, five minutes later than the last time i asked. Webster, try not to worry, honey. Katherines gonna be fine, honest. Ive been thinking, i think we should all put on our best appearances. Lets not burden katherine with how we feel. Eyre coming, theyre coming, theyre here oh, katherine, katherine, darling. Oh, mother. Im so sorry, george. [cassie] hi, honey. How you doing, champ . Fine, i wore my best appearances. Lets go upstairs, darling. You need some help . [george] no, no, no, well be fine here. Hope shes gonna be all right. Shes gonna be fine. [george] in a little while son. Let her rest now. I was gonna breastfeed, you know. Katherine. Hows webster . Oh, god, i must look awful. You look great. Youre lying through your teeth, but thank you. Wanna see your mom . Yeah, ill go get your mom. Katherine. Well, i dont look too bad considering. Considering, you look pretty good. Oh, mother, please, no, youre fixing me. Can you stop fixing me . Are we going to argue . I certainly hope so cause i wanna fight with somebody. Oh, god, its just me, isnt it . I mean, im just not meant to have children. Katherine, stop feeling sorry for yourself. Do you realize how many women miscarry . And its not them and its not you. Ill tell you a little story. There was this woman i knew. She had all the best things life had to offer, every advantage. And immediately wanted a family. Well, after three months of pregnancy, she lost her child. She was absolutely devastated. Her husband urged her to try again, but she wouldnt hear of it. Up until then, everything she wanted, she got on her first try. A little too much wine, a little too much hoopla, well, what the hell, i woke up in your uncle dereks room and you were conceived. You mean yes, you could be uncle dereks. But uncle derek was not, as they say, a breeder. I said could have been. No, in fact, when i woke up, your father was with me. Uncle derek had left the night before with a tennis pro named butch. Relieved. So was uncle derek. But katherine, the point is this. I lost one baby, but then i had you, a strong, healthy, beautiful baby. And if you choose to have a child again, you can do it. Maam, i missed you. I think ill make us tea. George explained what happened to the baby. He said it wasnt cause of my bad thoughts. Bill said and nana said, too. Maam, what do you say . I say the same. I wouldve been nice to the kid, you know. We know that, champ. Would you go down and show nana where we hide the best cookies . Okay. How are you, honey . Im a little disappointed. Maam, do you want chamomile tea or. Are you guys doing what i think youre doing . Were just rehearsing, okay . Yeah, sure. giggling audience applauding captioning made possible by u. S. Department of education, phillips petroleum, Alcoa Foundation cocacola foundation, rockwell international, and Sony Corporation . What would we do, baby . . Without us . . What would we do, baby . . Without us . . And there aint no nothing . . We cant love each other through . . Without us . Hey got some great stuff. I could do. We have to get rid of junk. Im willing to do my part. Whats that . Everything in mallorys closet. I hope aunt trudy and mallory get home. Theyve been gone three hours. They have a great relationship. They always have. Mallory and aunt trudy are very much alike. Then theres no chance theyll find their way home. We had the most wonderful time. We saw swan lake. Oh, swan lake. We used to go fishing up there. Got a couple swans one time. Im still picking the feathers out of my teeth. Its ballet, you fools. Its a ballet. Ohh theyre hopeless. They pretend to be ignorant its great to see you, aunt trudy. Thanks for getting mallory out of the house a few hours every week. How do you feel about her moving in with you . My pleasure, alex. All you kids can move in. That would defeat the purpose. I want to get as much distance as possible between me and her. [doorbell rings] hey hi, everybody. Oh, hi, skippy. You bring that over for the garage sale . Bring what over . The moose head. No the ties are for the garage sale. The moose head was to help me carry them. I want to improve in school, but i cant. How much do you study . Never. Try doubling that. There. Ive always seen a lot of myself in you, mallory. Really . Dont worry about this school stuff. Youre a very bright girl. Youll be a late bloomer just like i was. I hope so. Whenever i try to concentrate on school, my mind drifts to other things. What things . Boys. Oh, that will change. Soon youll drift to men. Did you used to date a lot, aunt trudy . I had a date or two. What was dating like when you were a girl . It wasnt all that different. He picked you up in his packard, took you to the movies, to the soda fountain, then you fought him off in the rumble seat. I guess some things never change. What else have you been doing besides boys . Oh, hi, aunt trudy. Hi, skippy. Wheres mallory . She just stepped out. [knock on door] ill get it. Oh, mallory. Come on in. We were talking about you. Im showing aunt trudy some dance steps. Why were you doing them outside . You be so stupid . Well. Skippy isnt stupid, mallory. Im not . No, of course not. You remind me of a dance student i had. He also marched to his own drummer. Know what i mean . No. I dont have my own drummer. See what i mean . That dance student i just mentioned . Dont even joke about that, aunt trudy. How was mallory as a dancer when she was little . Tell me everything. Mallory was a better tap dancer than alex. Oh, dear. Alex took tap dancing . He made me promise never to tell. Well, what was he like . The worst dancer in the history of the human foot. This is great. I cant wait to use this. Mallory, you mustnt. I gave my word. Oh, was he bad. I wont say anything, but its breaking my heart. Skippy i wont say anything either, aunt trudy. Oh, mallory. This is great. You and i are sharing a secret. Think of the knowing looks we can exchange. At you, its because i got a bug in my eye. Ohh. Whats wrong, aunt trudy . Im all right. You dont look all right. Ill get you some water. Ill just sit down for a few minutes. Ooh i think i better sit down in a hospital. Whats taking so long . I dont know. Ill find out. Uh, miss . I didnt find out everything, but i established a relationship that will be useful later. Skippy, im scared. Dont worry. Everything will be ok. Im scared about aunt trudy. I know. I want to see a doctor. Weve got two gunshot victims, three pregnant women, and someone who swallowed paint. They wont do. We want a doctor. Well send someone as soon as we can. Where is she . Hows she doing . Shes been in there so long what did they say . We havent seen anyone. They wont tell us anything. Ill find out something. Oh, miss . We had the same conversation. How is she . Is she ok . Im sorry, miss. I hope i bought enough food. Trudy had so many friends. Someone else could die, wed still have enough food. I love this kind with pimento. I wish your mother was here. She knows about entertaining. Stop talking about the food mallory, sorry. Take it easy. Dont tell me that. [doorbell rings] kids, kids, please. People are here to pay condolence calls. Settle down, please. Hello. How are you . Come in. Oh, thank you. Im steven keaton. This is my son alex and my daughter mallory. Hello. Im larry cromwell. This is my wife, suzanne. Would you like something to eat . Oh, well, thank you. This is a lovely display. Thank you. Um. How did you two know trudy . Trudy who . Trudy harris. Were here for the garage sale. E garage alex im sorry, dad. I couldnt cancel the ad. Whats going on here . The garage sale is canceled. Im very, very sorry. Whos trudy . Trudy is my aunt. Where is she . Shes dead. I guess the garage sale is off. Im afraid so. How about a quick peek . Alex, why didnt you take that ad out . I didnt think about it. Youre so insensitive how could you blurt that out . Blurt what out . That aunt trudys dead well, she is, isnt she . Kids, please [doorbell rings] look, theres been a mistake. There has . Then shes not dead . Shes dead shes dead come on in. I thought you came for the garage sale. Youre having a garage sale, too . Im steven keaton, trudys nephew. Stu devin, trudys dentist. I saw the obituary in the paper. I thought id drop by. Nice to meet you. Eeth. [doorbell rings] ill get it. Dr. Devin, have a seat. Hi, phyllis. Hi, steven. How are you . Thanks. Im doing ok. Excuse me. How much for this lamp . Alex you let in people for the garage sale . Ill give you 30 bucks. Excuse me, sir. Im sorry, but the garage sale is canceled. Youll have to leave. What about everyone else . Theyre here for a condolence call. Our aunt passed away thursday. A sudden heart attack. Oh, my god. Struck down just like that thats not fair. Oh, its a crime. Im so, so sorry. Thank you. Could i sit down just for a minute . Alex, get rid of these people now. All right. All right. Uh. Excuse me. Could i have your attention for a moment, please . Show of hands, please. Ok, good. And who is here for the condolence call . Ok. Uh, garage sale people. Follow me. Well. This must be the place. Its not funny, alex. Im sorry. Im sorry. Im. Just nervous, and it just came out. Sometimes, uh. Sometimes a joke, even an inadvertent joke, can help ease the tension at a time like this. Did you hear about the nun and the priest . Skippy. Mr. Keaton . Im reverend wilson. Hello, reverend. Nice to meet you. Please, let me offer my condolences to you. Ill be conducting the services for the dearly departed. Reverend wilson, aunt trudy was very special to us all. Who . Aunt trudy, the dearly departed. Oh, yes. Please go on. Aunt trudy always loved singing and dancing. Music was everything to her. But i was so tone deaf. Tone deaf. Oh, i see. I remember one day excuse me. Well have to begin the service shortly. Ive hardly told you about her. Im sorry. Ill do the best i can. Mallory, we better sit down. Its not fair. He never met aunt trudy. Im sure hell handle it tactfully. He seems like a decent guy. Bit of a devilmaycare attitude about him, ough. We should invite him to the garage sale. Were gathered here today to say farewell to gertrude harris. While i did not have the honor to know gertrude, its easy to see that she made many friends in this world. Affectionately as aunt gerty. Did you hear that, dad . Nobody called her gerty. Aunt gerty brought joy to many of us in this room. She was a very musical person, despite the handicap of being tone deaf. She wasnt tone deaf. I was. But as with all of us, aunt gerty has passed on to a better world. No her name was aunt trudy. Mallory, sit down, please. t just like everyone else. How can you talk about a woman you never met . Come on, honey, sit down. No, dad nobody cares that aunt trudys gone. Alex is thinking about his garage sale, and the reverend cant remember her name. Excuse us, reverend. We all share your grief at this moment. No, you dont i was the closest with her. I shared secrets with aunt trudy of you knew she was a dancer . I knew that. And that she used to fight off dates in a rumble seat . That i didnt know. All of you are just looking at your watches, trying to figure out what time youre going to be home, but i loved trudy. She was the nicest person id ever known, and now shes gone, and i feel alone. Dont you understand . My aunt trudys dead. I knew that. Hey. Hi. Is the funeral over . Yeah. Minister invited other people to come up and say nice things about trudy. The dentist talked about her teeth for half an hour. Im going to miss her, alex. Were all going to miss her. She was really something, you know. She could make you say things and do things you never thought you would. You know, nobody in the world knows this, but, uh. Really . And i dont want to brag, but. She said i showed a lot of potential. Its not going to be the same. Ill leave you alone. Ok. Just, um. Hi, mallory. Hi, jennifer. If it makes you feel better, after you left, the minister started calling her aunt trudy. Alling everyone aunt trudy. How are you . Um. Im ok. What happened back there . Ok, i was angry. I was angry at you for letting it go on like that and for not getting a better minister and for letting everyone tell jokes and stuff. I mean, it didnt seem like anybody cared. People mourn in different ways. Some people have to distance themselves. Thats how they handle it. You shouldnt mistake that for lack of love. Maybe i should have tried to distance myself some, huh . You were upset, angry, and sad. Its important to get those feelings out, rather than keep them inside. I sure got them out. You sure did. I dont know anybody whos good at these things. I dont deal that well with death myself. Funerals are usually your mothers area. What do you mean . When youve been together as long as we have, you tend to divide the big emotional responsibilities. I. Handle, uh. Colds and flus, open school nights, and, uh. Office supplies. Dad, where do you think aunt trudy is right now . Someplace nice. Someplace. Green. Someplace with a lot of music. Dad . I do. I know i dont discuss it very much, but i believe in god. Not in a fire and brimstone, hell and heaven god, but i believe in a higher spirit, something controlling the universe. What do you think god looks like . Shed like that. I miss aunt trudy, dad. We all do. I dont know how to let go of her. You dont have to let go. Hold on to those memories. Go ahead and cry. Go ahead. I want you to do something. Um. What . Look. Remember all the fun things about aunt trudy. Remember the happy times. And then, when you think of her, maybe youll be able to smile. You wont see these folks at the post office. They have businesses to run. They have passions to pursue. How do they avoid trips to the post office . Stamps. 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