Transcripts For WMUR Jimmy Kimmel Live 20161102

Halloween. By the way, well be taking childrens candy away from them shortly. I had a fun night. My wife and i took our daughter jane trickortreating for the first time and she loved it. Shes probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. Sad thats not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. After every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. Other children climbing over her. Once she had seven pieces enough. Which is sweet but shes going to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. All they give out there is fish, she should be okay. I also think after watching whats going on last night we need to institute an age limit for trick or treating. Once you hit puberty, no more m ms, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] its ridiculous. From now on, if the voice saying the words trick or treat is i saw this on instagram. You know what that is, guillermo . Guillermo you and me. Jimmy thats us, yeah. Put that up again there for a second. Really take that in. [ cheers and applause ] when you were a little boy growing up in mexico did you ever imagine a woman would be dressed like you in chicago . Guillermo never. Jimmy its miraculous. This is a crazy thing that happened last night to one of our producerer harrah and her husband took their baby trick or treating in their neighborhood in encino, gone about a half hour. They put one of those bowls of candy out. When they came back the bull full of candy was empty. In a half hours time it had been december mated. They looked at their Security Camera for the video. This is the video. You see this car pulled up. Im not sure what kind of car that is. Looks like a pretty nice car. A kid gets out. But it is definitely a kid. Takes the whole bowl. Takes everything but the pumpkins. Gets back in the car with what i assume is his mother or father. And they speed away. That takes some real malted milk balls there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shame on the entire family. By the way, if you have a video like this, i bet a lot of people do with the me. This makes me crazy. I will raise awareness of this menace. [ laughter ] last night after she went to sleep i was going through my daughters candy bucket. You have to check these things. I found should go that upset me, not just as a father. I found something that upset me in my capacity as your future we have a problem. A problem that the other candidates are either too scared or too wrapped up with their emails and ladygrabbing to even bring up. This, as you know, is a tootsie roll. Youve seen them, youve eaten them, theyre good. Halfway between chocolate and a toy. The tootsie roll has been around since 1907. Its cute. Its friendly. It takes three days to get out of your teeth. It really is the perfect halloween also have this slightly larger tootty roll . Who is this for . Are there people who are still hungry after one tootsie roll but not quite hungry enough to eat two of the little ones . While were at it ive unwrapped this one. What is with this . This is an extrathick tootsie roll with lines on it. They wrapped it up . I assume the reason this roll has lines is so you can eat break off and eat a section at a time. Which is puzzling because if you just want to eat one piece, why not just eat the original tootsie roll in the first place . Its about the same size as one of the chunks. And you dont have to wrap it back up. And then after that you got this tootsie roll. This is the long, skinny tootsie roll. Its basically two or three regular tootsie something. So theres the regular tootsie roll, the slightly larger, the big fat tootsie roll, the long skinny tootsie roll. Then this tower of tootsie. [ cheers and applause ] which is more tootsie and roll than any human should ever consume in one sitting. Heres the thing, though. We are being asked to decide between five different versions of exactly the same thing. Aint got time for that. Okay . When i am Vice President , well have one size of tootsie roll, the original, the size that jesus ate [ cheers and applause ] its time to stop the madness. Its time to make the tootsie roll small again. Whos with me on this . [ cheers and applause ] sorry, i get carried away sometimes. Anyway. Election day is one week away. I know, i wish it could go longer too. [ laughter ] its coming tuesday. Things are looking up for donald trump. According to a new abc News Washington post poll, for the First Time Since may trump is leading Hillary Clinton by 1 , neck and neck. Hes going to be so pissed if he wins this thing. [ laughter ] canada. Trump is getting around. He was in pennsylvania today. He was in michigan yesterday. New mexico over the weekend. Where we slowed him down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing slowly ] since what are they having, an alarm over there . What happened . Is that an alarm going on . Alarm. Not only is drunk donald trump fun, hes also fun when you speed him up for tonights still planning to build a wall themed installment of cokedup trump. [ tape playing fast ] we will build the wall mexico will pay for the wall theyll be happy to do it mexicos making a fortune off United States we have tremendous trade deficits with mexico theyll be very happy to pay for the wall trust me rely on me do you think i can do it folks . It by the end of the week. This is a sign of ow newly digital times. President bush, set to leave office in january, when he does hes planning to turn all his social media accounts over to his successor. So the potus twitter account will go to whoever wins the election. Just what donald trump needs, another twitter account. If Hillary Clinton wins bill will assume control of the white house tinder account. [ cheers and applause ] i know what you really came for. Taking halloween candy away from children. This is our sixth year of doing this. And for the first time in those six years, i have a trickortreater living in my house. My daughter turned 2 in july. We dressed her as a monkey and went around the block. She was very excited about the candy even though she doesnt know the difference between lollipops and up where she says no to everything. I decided this was the perfect time to tell her i ate all her halloween candy. [ audience moaning ] jimmy wait a minute. Your reaction confuses me. But heres how that went. Hey, jane. Youre already in a bad mood . No. Jimmy its about to get worse. Its not. Jimmy hey, jane. No. Jimmy do you remember when we went trickortreating last yeah. Jimmy do you remember all the candy we got . Yeah. Jimmy well. Daddy ate all of it. No. Jimmy yeah. He didnt. Jimmy yeah. He did. I ate all your halloween candy. No. Jimmy yeah. Dirt in it. Jimmy it has dirt in it . Theres a little bit of dirt in there. Jane, youre missing the point. No. Jimmy its not about the dirt. This. Jimmy jane. Jimmy your father ate all your halloween candy. No. Jimmy yeah. No. Jimmy and it was delicious. Its not. Jimmy when you dressed as a monkey last night no. Jimmy you werent . I not jimmy you were, yeah. Are you going to contradict everything i say . No. Jimmy youre not . No, i want i want pancakes. All right, those i can get you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ill try again next year. When we come back, children will shriek. The full results of our sixth annual halloween candy youtube challenge, so stick around, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . . Hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Yeah, we go left right here. woman vo Great Adventures are still out there. Well find them in our subaru outback. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. . Discover card. Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. Give it. 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This morning the nation woke up to the sound of tears hitting the bottoms of empty candy buckets and that is thanks to a tradition we have on this show where you encouraged parents to pretend their ate owl their kids halloween candy and record it. Thousands of parents did. We have a downtrodden group of young men who possibly could before the show started tonight. We got more submissions than ever. We whittled them down to the cream of the crying crop. Here it is, sixth annual hey jimmy kimmel i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy. Mommy and i were watching a movie. And we ate all of your candy. No step up. All gone. We ate all of your halloween candy. Theres no more left. What happened . What . My candys gone i ate it all ha ha ha ha i ate all your halloween candy. What . I ate all your halloween candy. Youre just joking. Nope, i ate it all. Arggh no i ate it all. No yep. No all the candy that we worked so hard to get i ate some too. Oh, i just wanted to let you know i ate all your candy. Huh . I ate all your halloween candy. Dont cry. Im not. My eyes are just sad. Dont be sad. Im not. Im sorry i ate all your candy. My eyes are just wa i ate all the halloween candy. You guys, im really sorry. I dont like you you dont like us anymore . No im sorry. Its okay. Do you still love me . Of course i do. We ate all your halloween candy. Were really sorry. Are you mad at us . Nope. Ill get the bag and well get candy. Do you forgive sinus. Yeah. It was really yummy candy. I bet it was really yummy. We ate all your halloween candy. Next time we go trickortreating you dont do that, okay . Or ill have to spank your butt and put you in your room. Jimmy kimmel told us to. I dont like you, you should be in jail all your candy. No no, n r, you idiot i was hungry. I had to go to work. Were sorry. Are you mad at us . I dont want to look at you. You dont want to look at me . No. Hey, buddy, guess what . I dont want to look at you. Look at me. Im just im just kidding. We didnt eat it. I dont want to look at you okay. Waah [ bleep ] jamieson, you cant talk like that. I ate all your halloween candy last night. Its jimmy kimmel. Its jimmy kimmel. Its not jimmy kimmel. Candy . No, i ate it all. Well, im not mad. Im not im not happy, but im i still love you. You still love me . Youre not happy but you still love me . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right there you go. Thank you, parents. Sorry, kids. Music from keith urban, Hailee Steinfeld is here, be right back with Jake Gyllenhaal so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by green giant. Swap in more veggies with new green giant veggie toss. . Joanne shes not fooling me. Britt kelly ayotte sides with the special interests. Vivian now, shes even playing politic games with medicare. 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To create clean energy jobs, protect Affordable Health care, and Lower College costs and cut student debt. As governor, ill stand up for you. Jimmy welcome back to the program. Tonight from the new movie the edge of seventeen Hailee Steinfeld is here. Then his latest album is called ripcord keith urban from the crown royal stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see keith tomorrow night here on abc on the cmas where hes nominated for four awards, including album of the year. And after that our big cma willie nelson, justin moore, hunter hayes will perform via hologram, and an allcountry music edition of mean tweets. Please join us for all that. Our first guest is an oscar and golden globenominated actor true fact. The only reason he hasnt won yet is they couldnt spell his name on the trophy. His latest is a psychological thriller called nocturnal animals. Im here for an interview. For a scholarship at columbia. Columbia . I thought that you were at the university of texas, becoming a great writer. A great writer . I mean, i dont i dont think well. I am. Arent you at yale . Becoming a great artist . Graduated yale but im at columbia getting my masters degree. Oh, wow. Art history. Thats great. Listen, do you know anybody else in new york . Just you. Just me, okay. Would you like to go to dinner . Please welcome Jake Gyllenhaal [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you . Good. How are you doing . Jimmy im doing well. You know, its weird. When i look at you i realize were actually twins. I know. [ laughter ] i felt the same way. Watching you. Exce y around the underside. Jimmy and theres some other deficiencies i have as well. [ laughter ] how are you doing . Life is good. Jimmy what is Jake Gyllenhaals favorite halloween candy . Huh. Jimmy its not something you have to think about it because you dont want to go home and kick yourself because you didnt mention whats really my favorite . I like a milky way dark or Something Like that. Refined. A refined candy bar. Whoo. Yeah. But until, you know, i dont know, until i was like 25, they had regular milky way, i suffered through those. Jimmy im with you. All of a sudden the dark. Jimmy i like the dark as well. When they came out with milky way dark it felt like things had changed for the positive. Yeah, its like a miracle. It was, it was. It was like when they invented disposable contact lenses. [ laughter ] i have really bad eyesight, i can just these away a i went and got laser surgery because i didnt want to deal with the contacts. Milky way darks are lasiks of candy. See . Thats yes love them. Jimmy thats something. How old were you when you stopped trickortreating . Assuming you ever trick or treated in the first place. 35. [ laughter ] jimmy 35 years old. No, no. Legit trick or treating . Like excited by going up to peoples houses and knocking on their door kind of excitement . Probably like 9. Jimmy 9 . Stop. A little young really in a way. I was a little young for everything, pretty much. Jimmy you were very, very advanced. Yeah. Jimmy you were doing a musical in new york, i read r. I read very good reviews. Sunday in the park with george. Stephen sondheim. Amazing show. Jimmy you love living in new york . I do, yeah. Jimmy you lived there despite the fact that most celebrities will move out here and live here. I was born here. I was born and raised in los angeles. So its just natural that i would leave and go the other way. Do you know what i mean . Jimmy no. [ laughter ] like it felt natural to me. Jimmy to get away from your family . Actually, i moved towards my family. Everyone moved to new york, they started in new york, came to l. A. , then went back. We all went back to new york. Jimmy i understand. Last time you were here you were talking about a friend, name yeah. Jimmy are you still in contact with sasquatch . Occasionally, yeah. When he decides to appear. Jimmy i see. So hes like the elusive bigfoot. Hes really only connected to sports. Sporting events . You watch sports together . Not watch together. Hes connected in one way or another. Through the universe. You know. Sasquatch appears. Like i was at a steelers game when i told you about sasquatch. Sasquatch was there. Be there, but whenever i talk about sports, whenever sports watching a game, sasquatch is sort of just there. So like if theres any reference to anything sportsrelated, s sasquatch is there. Jimmy sasquatch is an Imaginary Friend . Or is this a real [ laughter ] you can laugh. Thats fine. [ laughter ] i guess you could call him that. I mean, the other day sasquatch up to city center where i did in new york city where i did shoate and he appeared in the form of an interesting exchange. Yeah. No, no, for real. I was on the subway, reading my music, getting ready for the show. This dude whos sitting on the subway came up to me. Hey, you, you Aaron Rodgers . And i was like, no, im not Aaron Rodgers. He was like, come on, aaron im like, im of Aaron Rodgers, he showed me apparently me. He was like, come on aaron i was like, youre right, you got me. Im aaron. You got me, man. Totally got me. Im a great quarterback. Hes like, youre all right. Go giants [ laughter ] what . And then in that moment it was like sasquatch was with me. Jimmy yeah, right. You know what i mean . Great. Im really not quite sure ider. By the way, i loved the movie. This movie that youre in. Thanks. Jimmy it is not at all what i was expecting. And in fact, the clip i think does not indicate how truly harrowing this film can be at times. And how i mean, you cannot take your eyes off this movie. Yeah. Jimmy it is really something else. The director is tom ford. Its crazy that hes this talented director in the first place because hes a clothing designer. He is. Jimmy ye whoa. Youve got to check this out. Hes such a good director. Are you serious . Jimmy totally serious. Whoa, see, sasquatch. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i forgot to say fashion and sports. Sasquatch appears. Yeah. Jimmy are you wearing a tom ford suit . Are you required to wear his clothing when you make these [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy you are for real. [ cheers and applause ] i bet you arent rnlt no, i am, im wearing his clothes because i would be an idiot if i didnt. Jimmy he did a nice job with this movie. The idea, its like you play two characters. One character who created the other character in a novel thats being read by amy adams character. Yeah. Yeah. Now you sound crazy. Jimmy now i sound crazy. No dealer, shes sort of miserable in our life. One day she comes home and theres a manuscript wait formal her at her front door. And its a book thats written by her exhusband. And she opens it up and she realizes theyve had a relationship and hes her exhusband. The lead character as she starts to read, i also play her exhusband, who wrote the book. You go into the book, i play the lead. You go through the journey. What it is, kind of a metaphor for their breakup and their whole relationship. But also really emotional. Jimmy yeah, and tom ford did a great job as i mentioned. He also did something that im not sure i want to know your take on this. He named this lipstick, he has a line of lipsticks. He named one of his lipstick colors jake after you. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did he ask you if it was okay to name the lipstick after you . Nope. [ laughter ] jimmy how did he tell you that he was he said, jake, every woman should have you on their lips. [ cheers and applause ] and i was just and then that was it. Sign here. I was like, okay. No, yeah theres a drake too. Its just darker. Also jewish so its fine, know what i mean . Jimmy do you participate financially in this . [ laughter ] a little jake on your lips. What the [ laughter ] sasquatch sasqua sasquatch jimmy Jake Gyllenhaal, everybody. 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Sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Throw. Its more than cash back. At subway, were all about making things better. Take National Sandwich day for example. This thursday november 3rd, get a free sub when you buy any sub and drink plus, well donate a meal to feeding america for each sub purchased. National sandwich day. Jimmy hi, there. Welcome back. Still to come, music from keith urban. Our next guest earned an Academy Award nomination when she was only 14 years old, which is young but still too old to trickortreat. She has a new movie called the edge of 17 opening november 18th. Please say hello to Hailee Steinfeld. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy i got you a halloween present. Its jake lipstick. There you go. Oh. Jimmy how was your halloween . Did you celebrate . It was i did, which was awesome. For a while i couldnt remember the last time i celebrated halloween. I went out. Lastminute thing. I did what i could making an outfit. Jimmy this is a lastminute thing . Yes. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Yeah. Jimmy who did that for you . My friend melissa hernandez, who was with me, and thank god she did that. Jimmy funny thing about being a makeup art whis you live in l. A. Or anywhere, Everyone Wants you to help with their halloween costumes. Right. Jimmy like everyone you ever met. That must mean you are very special for her to actually have stopped and helped you with it. I hope so. She was with me the entire day before. And a couple of days before then im 19. Jimmy are you still living with your parents . Have you moved out . No, still. Jimmy still with the parents. Why not, really. Not ashamed. Jimmy how long are you planning to stay . You will eventually move . No, probably not, no. I have mornings where i wake up, this is it, im out. Then i leave town for a couple of weeks and all i ever want to do is come home to a house full of people. Jimmy is it the same as when chores and that kind of thing . Yeah, its not too different. I have a little bit more freedom. Being 19. Jimmy right, right. The room still has to stay clean. Jimmy you have to clean your room, you dont call staff to do that . No, my life is a constant cycle of messing my room up just to clean it up again. Jimmy i understand. Do you think your parents would like you to move out . Well. Never really considered that, i guess. Oh, i hope not. They ht picking up on the signs. I think im good. Jimmy do you have your own car . No, i have my own car, my first sort of big investment, which was quite exciting. But yeah, have my own car. Jimmy did you go and buy the car yourself . Or did you have somebody go do that . I was there with my dad, last year on new years. Jimmy you walked in, sad the sat there 411 hours . My dad, the master negotiator, two days we were sitting there. We got a good deal. Dad is a master negotiator. I will tell you, if you ever need anything. Jimmy he will help me . Call. Jimmy i may take you up on that. You were in that movie, Pitch Perfect 2, you were singing, which was a surprise. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you have a great voice. So then the next thing i know, youre recording songs. You have songs that are on the radio and everything. Crazy. Jimmy was that your intention . Is that something that you really wanted to do . It was alwaysar plan. The way it happened was not part of the plan. I went to a dinner new york city. It was an event. And i was sitting at a table where there are nametags and i checked the person to my right was somebody i worked with, they do that kind of on purpose. My mom was next to me. The person to my moms right was a man named charlie walk, who is in the building tonight. Jimmy record executive. Yes. We had no idea. He looked at the person with him, all right, how long do i have to stay . I was like, oh, god. Phones, listening to music that i was playing him that id done on my own, covers id recorded. He signed me. [ cheers and applause ] we had a couple of meetings. Jimmy wow. Thats weird. Its weird to sign a record deal while your moms there. Hey, if it werent for her it wouldnt have been. Jimmy you went on tour, in japan . Yes. Jimmy thats got to be crazy. It wa to have been there in movies, fashion, now music. I performed at a Tower Records there. They did like a signing afterwards. And this one girl, it was very fast, they were keeping everybody moving quick. This girl came and threw down a picture for me to sign, i love you more than sushi and i was like, wow. In the land of sushi, that is the biggest compliment to get. Jimmy thats probably the one thing they say to americans when they see them. You know what that is, right . Great. I cant believe they have a Tower Records. I know, right . Jimmy makes me jealous in a way. This movie which is very good. You play its based on the title was based at least on the stevie nicks song the edge of 17. Do you know that song . I do. Jimmy thats the one you should record. Right . Jimmy this is the perfect thing to do. Wow, yeah. Jimmy i think beyonce sampled that song. Oh, thats a good idea. Jimmy im knowledge. Give me more. Jimmy youre in this film with woody harrelson, who is a great guy. The best. Jimmy very unusual guy. Theres nobody like him. There really is nobody like him, no. For those of you who dont know this about him, hes a vegan. Jimmy yes. Which is really cool, great. But a super, super vegan. Jimmy he doesnt like to eat bread even. No, no. Yeah, i mean, its ridiculous. All the food that he eats in his movies are the foods that he theres a scene where he hands me part of a cookie to sort of make me feel better. Part of me was, ike going to scarf it down in front of him and leave without saying anything. He put this thing in my hand. It was like wet. I had no idea what it was. Then i was like, im going to do it. The way it smelled, like how do you do this to yourself . It was so bad. I had to wipe my hand off. Woody jimmy vegan cookies are wet . Oh, man. Jimmy made of grass or something . By the way, if woo eat it. [ laughter ] its not a safe thing to have. Probably true. Jimmy these are the sorts of things you learn if you ever move out of your parents house. Okay. Jimmy its very good to see you. Congratulations on the movie. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hailee stein field the edge of seventeen opens november 18th. Be right back with music from dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. Joanne shes not fooling me. Britt kelly ayotte sides with the special interests. Vo kelly ayotte voted to cut medicare and cost seniors up to 1,700 more for prescriptions. While protecting tax breaks for the wall street banks and Big Oil Companies that fund her campaign. Fred kelly ayotte sold us out. Britt with kelly ayotte, its all politics. Joanne shes not looking out for New Hampshire anymore. Vo Senate Majority pac is responsible for the content of this advertising. M me just like ive learned a lot from her. Mom helps with homework. She helped dad start his business. And she even fought to put bad guys in jail. Now, mom helps make laws that help people especially when they need it most. Im really proud of her. And shes taught me that with hard work i can do. Anything. Kelly im kelly ayotte, kate and im kate. Kelly kate and we approved this message. Whats kelly ayotte costing you . Youre paying more for prescription medicines. Generic drugs. Youre paying high Interest Rates on college loans. Ayotte voted against letting you refinance at lower rates. And youre paying higher bank fees while ayotte voted for special breaks to wall street executives. Kelly ayotte. Shes siding with corporate special interests and thats costing you. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. Jimmy id like to thank Jake Gyllenhaal, Hailee Steinfeld and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first his look at this purple eyes, thats amazing. His album is called ripcord. Here with the song gone tomorrow here today, keith urban [ cheers and applause ] . . . . A child held up in the sky to sunset youth we say goodbye . . But i wont live with regret carpe diem is the secret cause its . . Gone tomorrow here today i aint gonna waste it i aint gonna waste it . . No its gone tomorrow but its here today i wont let it slip away . . I feel the rush its kicking in and i wish this night . Were never coming back around like shooting stars were burning out its . . 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And i just cant let it go no i just cant let it go i wonder if you ever think about it like i do . . Seven kids on a two lane road had the guns on the radio . . After all this time it still feels so good . . When i think about those Summer Nights on the back roads . This is nightline. Tonight, inside the final 30. While the top of the ticket dukes it out downballot battles have big stakes in the heartland. Viral ads like this one. The state legislature supported Second Amendment rights. Cou t the balance of power in the senate . Were in New Hampshire. With voters who refuse to stay inside the party lines. Plus waynes world. . Rare inside access with the notoriously reclusive hiphop star lil wayne, aka mr. Carter, defending his locker room lear ins and opening up about his time in prison. What made him storm out of our interview . . She said ill give you shelter from the storm . Bob dylan gives us shelter