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Annual red benefit show. Tonight we teamed up with bono from u and two to assemble dogooders to raise money for awareness and the fight against aids. Tonight were going to fight aids, tomorrow were going to fight with our families, what do you say to that . Here to help out what a group. Bono, Julia Roberts, heart reserve Channing Tatum, kristen bell, halsey, neil patrick harris, dj khaled and the killers. It will be a fun show. Some good tonight. Im excited Julia Roberts is backstage making small talk with dj khaled. A winwin. Red has raised over 360 million over the past years, a lot of money to raise. [ cheers and applause ] apparently they blew it on aids research so here we are again. Show you tonight. Were not asking you to run a marathon or dump a bucket of ice on your head. All you need to do is shop. If you cant do that, find another country to live in its unamerican. Last year we raised 28 million. This year bank of america made a 20 million commitment to fight aids, the bill and Melinda Gates foundation is matching every dollar we raise. These companies and organizations are changing peoples lives for the better. Tonight you may be able to change your own life for the special experience with your favorite star through omaze the website. You can go to vegas on a magic mike weekend with Channing Tatum. [ cheers and applause ] maybe even come back pregnant, who knows. You can see hamilton and meet the guy who plays hamilton. You can win a night on the town with neil patrick harris. From one direction. Have tea with bono and Julia Roberts. U2 and bono will do a show just for you. U2 and you, too. If i do have to go to the bathroom in the middle of it, bono will stop playing until you get back, how amazing is that. Last year bono took his winner bike riding in central Matthew Mcconaughey took his winners to a u. T. Football game. James franco painted his winners portrait. Kim kardashian gave the winner a make seven over. This year dj khaled will take you on a jet ski ride. Wouldnt you love to tell your grandchildren you rode on a jet omaze. Com red. All these songs, 10 of them, are on one album called dont waste your wishes. You can get that on itunes and apple music. Are you ready . [ cheers and applause ] lets get this started. How are you . How are you . Allow me on to slip into something comfortable. Wow. Hello america we have so many amazing red products for you tonight. Interesting fact. Did you know that red is one of the three primary colors . Along with yellow and blue. Jimmy wow thats so interesting clam. Jimmy i did not know that, well, that is a great way to jump into our first amazing red product. Which i believe julia has, headphones. This is and tired of getting tangled up in headphone cords. I had to cut my hair to free myself from a pair of earbuds. It grew back. These headphones are just the thing for you. Not a wire in sight. Does this have anything to do with saith tannism . No, its technology. Lets give these babies a try, . Who let the dogs out . Thats my Favorite Song . Who let the dogs out . Jimmy youre screaming a little. With up to 40 hours of battery life, its your perfect everyday headphone. . Who, who . A. A fiveminute charge gives you three hours of playback. Did find out . The red special edition power station plus. 79. 95, you can get your phone charged guillermo what are you doing . What are you doing . My apple watch with my any time now you want to deliver that next line. Guillermo so i get up and move. Jimmy well, okay, thank god that red sports band is our next product or you would most certainly have been fired just now. Isnt that right, ladies . I would fire him myself. I would just say . Youre fired . Its fun saying . Youre fired . Is fun youre fired, Guillermo Guillermo okay. Jimmy the red apple watch sport band is one of the coolest things you can wear on your wrist. Guillermo, would you mind showing your watch to the viewers . That couldnt go for less than 9400, right . Guillermo thats wrong, dumbass its for the low, low price of 49 with a portion of the proceeds going to reds fight against aids. I have to keep moving, sorry guys. Jimmy its okay. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guillermo. Thanks. Ill tell you, i could not be more excited about our next product. Jimmy im sure thats not true. This is the most excited i have ever been in my entire life. Jimmy wow, this must be some product you bet it is jimmy. Its the swell limited edition rowboat red 9oz. Water bottle. Jimmy thats amazing. Why, its a piece of red metal yes and if you twist off the cap, you can use it to store and carry liquid. Jimmy get out of town, theres liquid in there . Yes, try it jimmy ill be damned. Its water, it does look like liquid. It is thatry and not only will it keep your liquid cool for up to 24 hours, it will also keep liquids hot for up to 12 hours. Jimmy wow oh, you arent kidding, this clam chowder is scalding hot i think you just burned me badly. I think i did too, isnt it great . Jimmy it is great. The water is perfect for any time, when youre in the office or on the go or just objectifying the human body. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. The whole sets coming down. See that . Guillermo this wet tshirt make me look fat . No. Major wet t alert, guys jimmy that is a major t alert. Did someone say major key alert . Jimmy what . [ cheers and applause ] holy moly, look at this. Its dj khaled, everybody [ cheers and applause ] they dont want you to be safe, but theres nothing more major key than safety. Thats the key is to be safe. And youll never catch me with a vespa red without my helmet on, its so important. The key is to be safe, and of course the key is to always be around a beautiful lady. Aww it sure is, dj khaled. But so is style on this limited edition red vespa and every vespa purchased will help provide 500 days of lifesaving medication to People Living with hiv. Bless up jimmy bless up to you, dj. Bless up. [ cheers and applause ] i was just going to say that. Well, that was a fun surprise, wasnt it . It was fun, but it was also surprising. Jimmy yeah. Okay, okay. Is everyone ready for more killer products . Jimmy i know i am [ cheers and applause ] our next set of products were created by a partnership between gap, red, and six female artists. Six female artists . Thats more than five jimmy youre so right, Julia Roberts. These amazing pieces of outerwear will make even the ugliest people appear to be presentable. Look at our video wall. See . Almost not disgusting. [ cheers and applause ] although still kinda disgusting to be honest. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Hideous. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy much better. So much better jimmy. I was about to throw up jimmy wow. Now buckle your seat belts everyone were about to cruise into more fantastic products. You guys are going to go gaga for these next items around the wrist is the beautiful lokai bracelet. The white bead carries water from mt. Everest, the black bead contains mud from the dead sea. Jimmy that bracelet is quite the jetsetter and on the fingernails is an elegant Deborah Lippmann limitededition full coverage crisp cranberry cr . Me cranberry kiss nail polish. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it really is a lovely shade. Why its Brandon Flowers of the killers [ cheers and applause ] Brandon Flowers is killing it in cranberry cr . Me thank you. Now go away, brandon. Are you ready for our next jimmy i sure am im not okay, now i am. Its the lovely, elegant pour les femmes pajamas. And here to model them for us, the fabulous mr. Channing tatum. [ cheers and applause ] awww. Look at that. Hes all tuckered out. Lets not wake the little guy. Jimmy pour les femmes is a socially conscious Sleepwear Company created by actress and activist robin wright and her friend, designer karen fowler. Theyre cute, comfy, and a portion of the Purchase Price goes to reds fight against aids. Jimmy that is such a good cause. Im against aids. Yeah, me too. Thats it for now. Well have even more amazing red products for you later in the show. This is so much fun, jimmy. Sure was. Thank you so much so my cohosts kristen and julia. We have to take a break. When we come back our starstudded red show continues with a duet from bono and halsey with herbie hancock, so stick . . laughs. here it is. . . Hey dad . Wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list sales event is on. Lincoln family of luxury vehicles. Sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down and a complimentary first months payment. When cold and flu hold you back try theraflu expressmax, now in new caplets. Its the only cold flu caplet that has a maximum strength formula with a unique warming sensation you instantly feel. Theraflu. For a powerful comeback. New expressmax caplets. I tried hard to quit smoking. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Every great why needs a great how. . . . . Marv, go make us a plate. 30. 1. Well literally die of hunger b freaky fast 1 bingo no jimmy johns jimmy welcome back. Its me, kristen bell, and have i got another exciting product for you. Its the nph deck of cards. What does . Nph . Stand for, you ask . Well, it stands for . Nothing personal, homey. . It actually stands for neil patrick harris. [ cheers and applause ] my bad, my bad, im sorry, nph. My mistake. But nothing personal, homie. Ha ha ha you want to see a magic trick . Yeah, of course i want to see one. [ cheers and applause ] i have my own deck. You can buy your own. I had these decks made. And theyre beautiful. Proceeds go to red. [ cheers and applause ] theyre beautiful. Where you pick a card, i will just choose a card that will represent you. To make it even more personal, i want you to sign the card in the center. Okay, my own name . Yeah, put it in the center there. Okay. Take that space up. Perfect. Did you sign with your right or left hand . Right hand. Take this. In your hand this way. Hold on to it, hold on to that end. Im so scared. I want to bend the card a lot. Okay. Im going to bending the card. A little bit of a rip. Here at the top. Youre really destroying this is not the pack were going to give you if you purchase the pack. Well give you a new one. I ripped it almost all the way to the the end. You take the rest of that piece and rip it down. So it comes off. Hold on to that. Watch this. Hes eating it. Is that the trick . No. No. Okay . [ cheers and applause ] no, wait. Essentially nothings happened. Right. You took a card, you signed it, i put it in my mouth and swallowed it. Thats what i saw. I this is this is the cool part. Watch close. You can pull on it. It is attached [ cheers and applause ] well, that was nph amazing. What . Neil, while youre here, please tell us about your exciting omaze experience. I think this whole thing is fantastic. Reds involved, im working with coke. If you do ours you can win a trip, well fly you to new york city, put you up in a hotel, go with me and my husband, and well go see a broadway show. [ cheers and applause ] thats amazing. Omazing that is omazing indeed. Jimmy thank you so much, kristen and neil patrick, he is magic, folks. [ cheers and applause ] this has been such a wild year. Not necessarily in a good way. So tonight to nail that to the wall we took an old cole porter song from 1939 and reworked it and here to perform it, please welcome bono, halsey, and on piano mr. Herbie hancock . Lets recall 2016 and all the nonsense we have seen . . I dont know where to start i just cant even . . What a swell year this has been . . The rodent less traveled . Isnt social media divine . . Heart emoji . . Whatever happened to vine . . Chicago cubs broke the curse bill cosbys news . Getting worse . Beyonce smashed that windshield in . . If you liked it you should have put a ding on it . . Was big for a month but now its gone . Too soon . Its rough never put a scribble or a jiggly post . . What a swell year it has been . . And have you heard about jon snow . What now . . Hes still alive on that dragon show . . And have you seen that hamilton . Sold out . Tough ticket heard even bono cant get in . . I tried . . Me too . . Did i ever, never . . What a swell year this has been . . This year this year so weird . . So weird like kimmel with a beard . . 2016 crazy [ bleep ] . . Youve ever seen . . Not to fear we have it sorted . Swell year this has swell year this has . . Truly messed up royally fd up year this has been . . It really did suck . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Bono, halsey and herbie. And heres to 2017 well be back with julia more stars. [ cheers and applause ] . . For me . Oh my. gasps what is it . Its samsung gear vr. You put it in there. Push the play button. Ohhh. gasps laughs this is crazy oh my gosh sighs laughter youve gotta try this. . We need a big tree. Something for everyone to gather around. And you know what else im thinking . Lights some help. Got it and the ornaments might take a little bit more time. But were gonna get it just right. What do you think bullseye . Ok, lets do this hey hows this look . Hmm . Whoa what do ya think . Its like you. Its like you read my mind . . During the ford year end event, discover why ford is americas bestselling brand. . Im on top of the world, hey . With the most 5star ratings. Awardwinning value. And the highest owner loyalty. Giving drivers what matters most. Rand. During the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all other great offers. Its an amazing time to visit your ford dealer. Just press clean and let roomba from irobot help with your everyday messes. Roomba navigates your entire home. Cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. Which means your floors are always clean. You and roomba, from irobot. Welcome back to our red shopathon. The next group of products is from ubuntu, a line that was created to celebrate the artisan work of the mymyew community. And we have a very special model to show you the goods. Now guillermo, where are these fantastic products youre wearing from . Guillermo tu guillermo ubuntu. One more time . Guillermo ubuntu. Close enough. Can you take us through each product . Sure. This is the ubuntu tote, this is the ubuntu shopper, this is the ubuntu massai travel pouch, the ubuntu bracelet and the ubuntu journal. Well, i sure hope people at home could understand anything that you said because i sure couldnt. Guillermo neither could i [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much, kristen. Guillermo and our lazy susan, a thing of beauty. Lets check in with some of our distinguished guests. The man who put this all together has 22 grammys, more than 170 million records sold and one name. His band is called u2. Please welcome bono, everyone [ cheers and applause ] jimmy have a seat, bono. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] great to have you here. I know you dont like to get too heavy about this stuff. Just tell us about some of the work that red does and is doing. Well, you know, actually, lets get heavy. Jimmy okay. Its just so its just great news. And it is weighty but its great news. And this is a time of year where i think americans would like to feel that theyve accomplished something together. Have 17 Million People on these aids drugs that are keeping them alive. America is the largest part of that. 17 Million People are alive [ cheers and applause ] because of people right and left of the aisle. You dont think these things are possible in washington but we can actually work together. Jimmy your goal is to eliminate aids altogether. Thats right. Jimmy you feel like you will reach that goal. As long as we dont lose concentration. Which is why your show, your team, your band, thi t best opportunity red has ever had to keep the heat on this issue. If we keep the heat on the issue, then the politicians will keep concentrated and well keep getting the drugs to the people who will die if we dont get them the drugs. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy something that anybody would be very happy to be a part of if it was put in front of them. Thats what you, do put it in front of people, let them know what is going on in other parts of the world. That said, what has happened . What have you achieved since the jimmy thats right, you got hurt on a bicycle accident. That is an achievement. Well, on the show last time, omaze offered people with a cycle ride in central park. Sounded innocuous. But for people who knew, im not really a person youd want to cycle with. That was brave and i met these two beautiful people, rob and anna, think was their name. Jimmy they got to ride went around the park, had lunch together, it was pretty cool. Jimmy this year you brought the whole band in on this deal. You are doing a private show for one person . Two people . How many people come to this thing . Its its hard to guess to get the u2 group to agree on anything. But edge, adam, larry and myself have agreed to play a private show for one person and a guest. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so people go to omaze. Com red. Its 10. Its not one of those deals and then you enter and you can potentially get your own private concert. I mean, we played to 10 people once. 37 people. But to play for two people is Something Special for us. To play to no people they say is the ultimate achievement. [ laughter ] every rock n roll band knows what that feels like. Jimmy lets bring out one of your very close friends, a bona fide american sweetheart whos offering another special omaze experience, ladies and gentlemen, Julia Roberts [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy im so interested in your friendship. Because how do you know each other so well . How did you meet in the first place . Julia roberts is irish. [ laughter ] jimmy that i didnt know either, thats a shocker. Mcroberts. I would say half my life ago. Jimmy half your life ago, wow. Right . Jimmy bonos looking at you in a suggestive way. There was the boring part of my life then the bono part of my life. Jimmy bonos having his own omaze experience right now. Youre not wrong, i shot a scene with roberts for the omaze commercial. I have known julia but i still feel wobbly sitting beside her. Jimmy oh, nice. Its a strange feeling when bono gives you credit for craft because frankly i feel like im napping compared to his accomplishments. He was like, wait a minute. Jimmy he makes everyone feel good, he really does. Kids a star. Jimmy you are offering an omaze experience together. We are. Jimmy which is interesting, its a tea . Party i guess . I thought we were massaging peoples feet. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, what . Tea so is much better. Enter the contest, then youre in a lot of trouble. And touch feet on television. Jimmy what does it mean, tea party . Will it be a Real Tea Party . Or one like my daughter has with no tea . Tea ceremony. In ireland, nothing is done, nothing is achieved without a cup of tea. Jimmy is that true . Thats for sure. The Peace Process wouldnt happen without a cup of tea. Everything is done with a cup of tea. Whenever theres a panic, put the kettle on. Jimmy who will make the tea for this tea party . Will the two of you team up to actually make the tea . We will. I think we should. Im hip to doing my share, ill put on the kettle. [ laughter ] jimmy so if people enter to win this particular contest, they will come where will you meet them . Will you go to their home . Or they come to you . I think we should go to bonos house. [ cheers and applause ] thats good. Okay. No, but the whole thing will be, we said you bring your to solve them. Jimmy you will be blindfolded and taken to bonos house. [ laughter ] where you will have tea with bono and Julia Roberts. You will be blindfolded again, then who knows. You might get a foot massage, god only knows. Were going to take a break. We have some of your other friends here, more omaze experiences. This is our red shopathon. Bono and Julia Roberts. Be right back with Channing Tatum and dj khaled [ cheers and appe . G ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. 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Jude logo. Go st. Jude. Im ready to go. If you could see your cough, its just a cough. Sfx woman coughing youd see how often you cough all day. And so would everyone else. Robitussin 12 hour delivers fast, powerful cough relief that lasts up to 12 hours. I noticed it as soon as we moved into the new house. . A lot of people have vertical blinds. Well, if a lot of people jumped off a bridge, would you . You hungry . Im okay right im. Im becoming my, uh, mother. Its been hard, but some of the stuff he says is actually pretty helpful. Pumpkin, bundling our home and Auto Insurance is a good deal like buying in bulk thats fun, right . Progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, jimmy welcome back. Our Second Annual red show is rolling along. Bono, Julia Roberts are here. Our next special friend is a major movie star with the 21 jump street and magic mike. Please say hello to Channing Tatum [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy channing, first of all [ cheers and applause ] i feel like i speak on behalf of all of us when i say, you are adorable when you sleep. [ cheers and applause ] i feel adorable, i do. I feel really adorable. Jimmy have you ever slept on my wife thumps me as i sleep. Jimmy you have an omaze experience that could potentially kill a woman. You will take a person to las vegas to see the magic mike show. What is the show . This is not like siegfried and roy type magic . It might be. Theres magic involved. Sorry, bad joke. Ha ha ha i just got that. Ha ha it is going to completely change anything that you might think you know about male entertainment. Jimmy in what way . There will be no firemen, no jimmy no firemen what if theres a fire . No irish people . Jimmy its discriminatory not to have firemen in the show. Youre saying thats kind of cliche . Its antiquated, yeah. No police . Maybe some police. An umbrella . I think there was an umbrella jimmy what youre saying is male strippers in his show are going to be physically obese. People that are out of shape . All of them. Equal opportunity for everyone. Jimmy you put in the show are you actually picking the dancers . How involved are you . Yeah, im directing the show. Jimmy youre directing the show, for real . Uhhuh. Jimmy do you do auditions . Doing auditions. If i ever get back in shape im going to be in the show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. The show with you and will sit beside you truly, theres no rules. I mean, everything stays in vegas, right . [ cheers and applause ] everythings going to go as it goes. Just one person goes to the show . Its like 18 guys for one person. [ cheers and applause ] sounds terrifying. Jimmy sounds like a series of lawsuits waiting to happen. Well, we have another special guest with another omaze he makes music, he is a snapchat savant, hes the reason i wear cocoa butter every day. He has major keys to share with us tonight. Please welcome dj khaled [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy lot let me just say, now, i think khaled is the guy you should have in your stripping show, your magic mike show, right . I dont know, im not sure. The ladies do love me. Jimmy they do love you. Would you be open to sharing your body with las vegas . We could talk later. Jimmy by the way, congratulations, you just had a baby. [ cheers and applause ] you had the baby on snapchat. My biggest blessing ever is my son. Son, life you so much. I know youre going to see this amazing show. My son has brought so much joy to me. Jimmy how old is he now . Jimmy oh, nice. Now you are offering as your omaze experience a jet ski trip with you. Famously on snapchat you got lost in the night on your jet ski. We have a video, a short video from that incident. Its so real out here right now. The only reason why you see anything is because i got the flash on. The key is to make it. The key is not to drive your jet ski in the dark. [ laughter ] its against the law. This aint right. [ laughter ] jimmy no, it aint right. Its an important key. Yes. Jimmy will you teach your son that valuable lesson, not to drive a jet ski in the dark . Absolutely. Definitely not a jet ski in the dark. But the jet ski brings so much joy. Jimmy youve got to give him at tiny little jet ski. How old, 6 months he can get on the jet ski . I would say 7. Jimmy this experience, jet skiing with you, will people be riding on the jet ski with you . Absolutely. So were going to ride the jet ski. Yes, ride on the jet ski. And while were riding the jet ski, while we snapping, it is smooth that day, im going to explain saying sometimes life is smooth. When the waters rough [ laughter ] when the waters rough, im going to explain to them, it can get rough. But the key is to weather all current. Waves, storms. And we should never give and up never surrender. Im going to take them through the pathway for more success. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the philosophy as well. Yes. Its all about uplifting. Know what im saying . Jimmy you will be uplifting people. What if they start throwing up while you teach these lessons . The key is please dont throw up on me. Jimmy thats a great lesson, please dont throw up on dj khaled. When we come back, everybodys involved in a performance that will change the way you think about your life. Channing tatum too. Be right back with the red pack [ cheers and applause ] . If you have a thing but your friends dont know about your thing then take matters into your own hands by taking that phone in your hand and opening facebook. Press this. And go live. 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Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data when you switch to at t and have directv. For just thirty cents a day, hiv positive mothers in africa can get the treatment they need to prevent passing hiv to their children. In a seven year, twenty Million Dollar commitment to the fight against aids. Thats enough to provide more than sixty six million days of lifesaving medication. Together, we can get one step closer to ending aids. Find out how you can get involved at bankofamerica. Com red what . Oh, hi bello at target. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there, perfect. Now everything is just right for my guests. [ doorbell ] that must be all of them at once come on in. Oh, wow look at this. Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. How are you . How are you . Welcome. I have a little favor to ask. The hors douevres and get right to a song you play piano right . Im always up for a song. Jimmy tickle the ivories or whatever you do and well make up a song. Make it up as we go . Jimmy ive been working on one, ill be honest. Goes a Little Something like this. . The snow is blowin inside its glowin were lucky were rich . . Were nice and cozy we jing jing jingle the bell . . Ooh, baby its cold but were going to hell . . I fill my hot tub with dom perignon my frappucinos . tis the season and weve all done so well . . But this time our sleigh ride is goin to hell . . Weve got jimmy choos and rooms with views we got bags and pearls and scotch . . We got major key and as you can see weve even got the apple . Weve got ferraris and a weekend home in carmel . . But if we dont help people with aids were going to hell . Say neil, any chance we can get you to do some dancing over there . Come on channing. Come on, lets cut a rug. Well, i didnt wear my tap shoes for nothing perfect. Dance with me, channing, hit it . Jimmy hey, guys . Guys, guys, guys . Guys, youre tap dancing on a carpet, no one can actually hear the tapping. You dont hear it . Jimmy well put it in later, youll be fine. Thanks, jimmy. Jimmy no problem, you were terrific i like that kind of dancing, and truffles by the pound . . They serve it on fine china i throw it on the ground . . I get real cozy with all of the ladies . . But if you dont start helping out youre going to hades . . I got a room full of weights . . With solid gold plates . . A personal trainer named thor . . Cuban cigars . . Energy bars . And a hat that says sucks to be poor . . Weve got Mercedes Bentleys wear perfume so we never smell . . Ooh baby its blowin . . But our pockets keep growing . . If we dont help people with aids were going to hell . [ cheers and applause ] . . Welcome into my cauldron of sin ive been admiring how selfish . . Youve been kept it all for yourself and now . . Youre here with me in helf . Jimmy hold on, what . Did you say . Helf . . Yes. Jimmy thats not a word. Theres no helf. Its gaelic. Jimmy oh. Sorry. . This is a warning to those who are greedy . . To those who forget those who to hell . . For christmas my gift is one second pass or youll wind up . . Down here with me on your ass . . Ooh baby its blowin but our pockets keep growin . . If we dont help people with aids were goin to hell . Aids were going to hell . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its true. Its really true. Well be right back. To hell and back [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh what a mess we made. That is our show tonight. I want to thank everyone at red. Please support them, they do great, great work. Important work. Go to omaze. Com red. Thanks to bono, brandon, the fellows from the killers, thanks to julia, dj khaled, major keys halsey, thank you, you sang beautifully. Thanks to neil patrick harris, Channing Tatum, your dancing is wonderful as always. And my friend kristen bell. Thank you so much. I want to apologize to matt damon, we did run out of time, and also he doesnt care about other people so he wasnt here tonight. 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