Transcripts For WISN Jimmy Kimmel Live 20161015

You go online . Oh, good. Its a techsavvy group. Then you probably know. Every year intel comes out with a list of the most dangerous celebrities. These are people who if you search for them online youre most at risk for getting a virus or malware or the mumps. Or whatever you get from the computer. This year the most dangerous celebrity to search is amy schumer. Justin bieber is number two. And number three is carson daly. Which a lot of i know carson, i tell you something, once we were at a restaurant, there was no ketchup on the table, he murdered the waiter. [ laughter ] this was at brunch. Hes a dangerous guy. Last year i was the 26th most dangerous. Before that, in 2014, i was number one. I was the number one most dangerous. This year ive plummeted to number 32. Which is still a dangerous number. That was o. J. s number. [ laughter ] its a little bit depressing. Guillermo, do you still feel like im dangerous . Guillermo yeah, jimmy. Especially when you dont eat anything all day. Jimmy especially when i dont eat. Anyway. Donald trump got some bad news today too. According to forbes magazine, Donald Trumps wealth is down 800 million from last year. Hes only worth 3. 7 billion now. And ill tell you something, mexico is going to pay for it. [ laughter ] but the good news is, while his net worth may be down, his selfworth is at an alltime high. [ laughter ] trump was in florida last night. Today he was in chicago, iowa, and wisconsin. And with all this racing around ranting and raving, we like to help donald slow down. We did just that for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing very slow ] see that plane . See that plane . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yesterday, in case you didnt know, was National Register to vote day. Did any of you see that video katy perry made . She made a video. She gets naked and tells people to register to vote. It got like 6 million views already. Hopefully it encouraged people to sign up. But heres the thing. Why does katy perry have to get naked to get us to register to vote . I mean, dont get me wrong, its nice of her to do it, im not against it. [ laughter ] katy perry getting naked for any reason. But anyone who needs katy perry to take her shirt off in order to register to vote should not be allowed to register to vote. And what if the strategy works . What if its effective and millions of people do vote because of katy perrys breasts . What will they do next time to get our attention . Next, in 2020, if you register to vote, Ariana Grande will give you a [ bleep ]. Jimmy are we allowed to say i guess well find out. Everybody line up one at a time and listen, when you get to the front of the line, have your pants down because ariana has a voting is not something you should have to be sexually excited to do. Its our responsibility as americans to register to vote, to go to our local polling place, and make a choice between two people nobody can believe are our only available options. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i tell you something. The way things are going, i feel like were maybe one or two elections away from having our next president come from the ufc. [ laughter ] if you thought the debate was freewheeling, the ufc had a press conference yesterday to promote, theyre having their firstever fight in new york city, ufc 205, Conor Mcgregor versus eddie alvarez. Part of the reason why the ufc is a lot more popular than boxing. Take a look around you. Youve got a lot of champions, grizzled vets. Who do you think would give you the hardest fight of anybody on stage . Right here. The hardesthitting 145er right here. This guy tkos people. When i knock people out, they dont [ bleep ] move. Who the [ bleep ] is that guy . Jimmy its a good question. That would be a debate. Meanwhile, here in california we have a couple of new laws on the way or potentially on the way. Governor jerry brown just signed a bill that will require websites like imdb, which provides information about movies and tv shows, to delete an actors age if the actor requests it. Imdb will no longer be allowed to include an actors age as part of their biography. Which is great news for people who have never heard of wikipedia where you can get that [ laughter ] what an important new law im glad actors can now have their lawyers remove their ages from imdb. Until now all theyve been able to do is have their doctors remove it from their faces. [ laughter ] theres a proposition on the ballot here in california, prop 60, that will require adult film actors to wear condoms. I assume this only applies to the men. To the male . Is this a thats a sexist thing, the women dont have to wear condoms, why should the men . If the proposition passes, producers of the movies are upset, they say it will chase business out of the state and cost the porn industry millions and millions of dollars. How does the porn industry still make millions and millions of dollars . As far as i know, no one has paid for porn since 2006. [ laughter ] its free now. And i will add this. [ cheers and applause ] for those who are upset, havent we stockpiled enough condomfree porn to last, i dont know, a few hundred thousand more years . If it passes how are they going to enforce it . Will somebody have to monitor . I would give that job to meter maids, to the parking people. Theyre very handson. Theyre on top of it. This is an exciting time to live in california. November 8th we get to vote on porn stars and pot. We might as well change the state flag to a no fear tank top, we really should. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] fo earthquakes than any other state. The big one could strike at any minute so you have to be prepared. If you really want to be prepared and you have 6,000 laying around, you might want to invest in one of these. . . Jimmy and if youre not found quickly, it makes a very sturdy coffin for you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ive always wanted a suffocation machine. Heres another ridiculous new product. Nissan, the car company from japan, unveiled their latest driving technology this week. And this is not a car. Its a selfdriving chair. Its own. Theyre saying this could revolutionize laziness as we know it. [ laughter ] selfdriving charles. Chairs. Dont we already i think these are called wheelchairs, right . [ laughter ] i mean, we have these. Heres an interesting statistic about driving. According to department of transportation the fastestgrowing group of americans behind the wheel are people over the age of 85. 85plus. Theyre the fastestgrowing. And the slowestdriving group. Of all the i guess people are with so many super seniors continuing to drive, the Auto Industry is doing its best to appeal to this emerging new market. Are todays cars just too complicated . 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Com boat inside the rack houses of jim beam, every barrel is aged four long years, for a fuller, smoother flavor. Our history is made from the inside. How will you make yours . . . You dont own me . . Dont try to change me in any way . . Dont tell me what to do . . Just let me be myself . . Thats all i ask of you . The new 2017 corolla with Toyota Safety sense standard. . You dont own me . Toyota. Lets go places. Can a toothpaste do everything well . This clean was like pow it added this other level of clean to it. 6x cleaning my teeth are glowing. They are so white. He 2 steps. Step 1, cleans. Step 2, whitens. Every time i used this together, it felt like leaving the dentist office. Crest hd. 6x cleaning , 6x whitening i would switch to crest hd over what i was using before. Crest. Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. What is that . Man, i dont know. Ask google . . . . . . . . . . . . [ . Diggy . By spencer ludwig] jimmy welcome back to the show. Sarah jessica parker, daveed diggs, music from dan and shay is on the way. If you watch regularly, you know aunt chippy is a very, how would you describe her . Guillermo bossy. Demanding. Jimmy bossy and demanding. Angry, she yells. Guillermo and crazy too. Jimmy crazy too. So we decided we wanted to help her learn to relax. A class where they teach meditation. Heres how that went. Everything requires stairs. Doesnt anybody know what an elevator looks like . Jimmy aunt chippys already mad. Does anybody have an escalator in their building . Jimmy she doesnt like stairs. She gets very upset. Everything in california is uphill. Even downhill is uphill. Guillermo its good for you. Jimmy you see why were here . Yes. Jimmy this woman is stressed, right . Were going to come in, learn meditation, center in the breath, calm ourselves. Jimmy all right, lets try it. Come on lets have open minds here. When i first met the students i was a little nervous. Because they all came in a group. And i was aware that there would be camaraderie. And they might have a hard time sitting still. I weigh almost 200 pounds, you want me to sit like that . I cannot move my leg like you, is okay . Thats fine. In meditation we choose a focal point. In choosing that focal point, we calm our system down. Think of meditation as the ocean. Right . Deeper and deeper within ones self. You know andy . Andy . The india guy, you remember the guy gandhi . Gandhi, yeah. Dont wear clothes. Yeah, okay. Youve been with gandhi . Jimmy what . Gandhi, the i hes very famous. Jimmy i know, i know. The guy, whats his name, he make the movie gandhi . Jimmy ben kingsley. I got picture with him, he took with me, very nice guy. He did the movie in morocco. Jimmy what movie does this remind you of . Deep, deep, the movie deep. The ocean in one movie im going to drown you in that ocean. Ooh can i have a peaceful family to go along with this absolutely not. Its really inside. Whats happening inside. Jimmy inside its marlboro cigarette smoke. Inside its marlboro cigarettes. Guillermo pollution. Jimmy we need to get aunt chippy unpolluted. There is a quick way to do that . Breathing. Breathe all the way down to the belly. All the way down to here. Yeah. Jimmy why are you feeling each others bellies . Guillermo i want to make sure hes doing it right. Me too. I dont know about anything else but the smell in this place is really nice. Sal quiet, please. What did he say that idiot . Jimmy he said, quiet, please. Have you ever heard so much talking in a meditation . Never. Definitely never. I was taken with how observant chippy was. I really felt that she was hyperobservant. She didnt need to voice all of her observations, but the fact that she noticed them is step so when were communicating we want to use eye language. Instead of saying, you did this, you did that, we want to say, i feel this way when. Jimmy i think you are a loudmouth. Like that kind of thing. I think youre a [ bleep ]. Jimmy is that right . Is it working . Sal i think your eyelash is going to fly off. So lets close our eyes. Jimmy oh, yeah, right. Were supposed to go back. Jimmy okay. You want to breathe. In and out. Guillermo thats what i want, innout. If i start drooling will you please wipe my mouth . Yeah. Jimmy do you make meditation tapes . Because my aunt chippy is available for voiceover work if you need someone with a soothing, mellifluous melodious. Why dont we focus on something that brings you joy and happiness. Left side are always brings me a little bit of joy. Smack the crap out of these two kids. Jimmy thats a good question. Have you ever enjoyed a sunset . Be honest. Yes. Your uncle went to hawaii and left me home. And brought me a video of the sunset. He spent freaking nuts, you crazy bastard are you [ bleep ] crazy . You wonder why i want to smack the [ blee], sal i dont want to hear about the sunset. You made me deaf in one ear jimmy i feel youre being very negative toward my cousin right now. Sal thank you. You little [ bleep ]. You do that again, i swear to god ill knock your teeth out of your mouth. Sal im going to knock jimmy i swear to god. I swear to god im going to knock your teeth out of your mouth and ill feel good about it. Jimmy i think we made a the tequilas taking over. Laughing meditation, which is a thing. Jimmy thats right, ive heard about that. Hes in a laughing meditation. Guillermo i knew that. See the sense of joy . Jimmy its making me happy. Guillermo im very happy most of the time. Jimmy see that . You could be like that. If you werent so bitter and negative. I mean, im sorry. I think you could be like that and negative. So weve only meditated probably 30 seconds total. Jimmy maybe, if that. Maybe we should just bring it back to the breath for a minute. Breathing in and out of the nose. And with we should probably put the cell phone sal i have a lot of money on the San Francisco giants. Were actually not allowed to have them in here. Im going to try this. Im going to really try this. Jimmy yeah. We had almost four seconds of do you feel that stillness . That quiet . You son of a bitch. Jimmy aunt chippy what is wrong with you . No physical violence. No physical violence. Jimmy you cant do that, no physical violence. Do you have to bang that thing in my ear that wasnt okay either. Jimmy she does make a good point. What the hells the matter with you . So there were a lot of firsts today. Ive never had that much talking. Ive certainly never had a student actually use a disruptive tool to awaken or deafen another student. So that was definitely a first. As was the violence for sure. The hitting. As you can see sal were done. Lets be done. Were done jimmy we apologize to everyone. We have a good show tonight. Music from dan and shay, daveed diggs is here. 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Tony for his work in the big hit hamilton, you can see him on blackish, daveed diggs is here with us tonight. After that this is their album called obsessed. Dan and shay from the samsung outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, armie hammer will be with us tomorrow, piper perabo will join us, music from damian junior marley, which means everybody will be high. Whenever the marleys come to the show no work seems to get done. Our first guest tonight is an emmy and golden globewinning star of stage and screen and sex and cities. She is back to fill our sunday nights. Her new hbo show divorce premieres october 9th. Please welcome Sarah Jessica parker [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you doing . You smell really good. Im pleased its not the contrary. Jimmy yes, you smell wonderful, you look fantastic. Youre so fit. Jimmy im wearing spanx, yeah. Well, its working beautifully. Jimmy its great to have you here. I feel like you being out of new york is like seeing a snowman on occurrence. Am i just imagining that . Or do you rarely come out here . Well, i am not often in los angeles. But in my younger past, i spent a decent amount of time here. Not intentionally, though i was happy. Jimmy uhhuh. [ laughter ] but there was a period of time where there was a huge amount of work here. And so i came out here for a job. And actually the first time i came out here was for square pegs. Jimmy right, i remember that show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jamie gertz was on that . Right, tracey nelson. At that time, i lived at the really quite chic establishment, that oakwood garden apartments. Jimmy oh, yeah. I used to live right near those. Its really a fine jimmy its for those who dont know, and most people dont know, every actor its you at some point get stuck in it, right . Yeah, i think its sort of like a milestone in a career. But at that time i was a young girl and i was living there with my mother because thats where we were told by the by louis v. Mayer, the studio system. It seemed to me it was a beacon for those who were just divorced. Jimmy oh, yeah. Men of a certain age. Jimmy because its furnished, yeah. Yeah, like an efficiency apartment. I remember thinking like, i feel like i think he likes i feel like maybe he likes me. You know there were a lot of men who seemed so available. That was my first home here. Jimmy great. It was brief. Its a high bar, high bar. Jimmy sure, yeah. Then i came here and i was working as an adult. You know, with like you know, like a legitimate adult. And i lived here. Then i kept getting work. And we continued. There was a fellow i was dating, i was laundry room . [ laughter ] yeah, that was just like an amusement i found a real man. And so we kept getting work here. And then one day, we bought a home here, actually. Jimmy oh. Which im certain we couldnt afford. Then one day i said, its time to go home. Like, it always felt temporary here. Jimmy are you originally from new york . Is that your hometown . Sort of, kind of. I moved there in 1976. Jimmy you started acting yes. Jimmy how old were you when you started out . I was 8. Jimmy you were 8 years old. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and thats just an unusual thing just to start with. Just the idea that even your mom would say, like yeah, this is a good idea, lets go do this. Im not entirely certain she thought it was. But there was an ad in the paper. Actually at the time, living in cincinnati, ohio, a mecca of entertainment. Jimmy yes. And actually jimmy you and george clooney, i think. Fun. Cincinnati i really mean this is a fantastic city. Jimmy its a great city yeah. There was a ballet company, a symphony, a regular wonderful theater, a philharmonic. But there was an ad in our paper, our little local paper that said they were looking for someone to play the little match girl. I dont know why i thought i should audition but i did and i got the part. Jimmy you did, right away. [ cheers and applause ] they paid me. Jimmy and you got . Nbc used to make their sort of after School Specials. Do you remember after School Specials . Jimmy oh, yeah, i wish they would bring that back. Fantastic. There was always an important lesson to be learned. Jimmy the boy who was trapped in a wall and swallowed a nerf football. I remember that one. I dont remember that one. Jimmy mom, i saw you smoking, that kind of thing. Yes, yes. Just basic civility, decency, how to exist in the world, you know, and make friends. I did one called the almost royal family. I think it was a girl who overheard her parents saying that they had inherited a small and worthless island. And therefore she assumed she was it was official, she was part of a monarchy. And so she got a big head, see. She went around town losing all her friends. And i think she was i think maybe people had to curtsy and things. Jimmy wow. But i was 19 or 20 when i played that part. Jimmy but that was an important lesson. If talking about an island, a worthless island not necessarily. Jimmy dont jump to conclusions. I have to look that one up. That sounds like a good one. It was good. Jimmy have your kids seen they should watch that, they could learn a lot. I dont know if theyre gettable. What do you do, pull up or pull down when you go to the internet . Jimmy well, it depends. [ laughter ] oh, mary. Jimmy i go side to side. [ laughter ] i thought he was talking about cincinnati. Jimmy we were. What happened . Jimmy i dont know what happened. Terrible. Blush. Jimmy youre blushing, yes. Well, okay, all right. We were talking about your kids, actually, and this happened. [ laughter ] we werent even in cincinnati anymore. Why dont we take a break. Okay. Jimmy well get you a nice cool towel. [ laughter ] Sarah Jessica parker [ cheers and applause ] . When it comes to healthcare, seconds can mean the difference between life and death. For partners in health, time is life. 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[ cheers and applause ] everybody. Its i mean, you know, because you wanted to do something different. The world existed, right, that this world. Jimmy yeah. But you knew you wanted to do it differently. Tell your story differently. It always sounds rather simple. But getting it right feels like an enormous achievement. Jimmy well, it is. Especially coming off a show like sex and the city, which is one of the most beloved Television Shows of alltime. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you probably have a million Different Things you are offered. And then you said, okay, now im going to do this. As well. And for it to come out the way it did must be very, very satisfying for you. Its thrilling. I was thinking about Something Weird about you today. Because at the emmys, you see were you pulling up . [ laughter ] jimmy kind of a rotate. You see so many movie stars now doing Television Shows, i think you were the first movie star, as far as i can remember, and i thought about it for a while, who was still had a thriving a tv show. Is that correct . With sex and the city . I never had characterized it like that jimmy you should. Im going to tell everybody that i had a thriving film career, and i was a pioneer [ cheers and applause ] everybody followed along late to the party well, i guess i always was just sort of i mean, i just wanted to be a working actress. In fact, when i did the pilot for sex and the city, anyway, that was very flattering of you, jimmy but its true. It is true. Tv was a disgusting cesspool. [ laughter ] you know, its interesting at the time, hbo was i have to think way back, get in a time machine and go back. Hbo was pretty much a maledominated it was a sports network, a network for boxing and important live sporting events. I think they had a couple of scripted shows but those were maledominated. Dream on, the football show. Jimmy right, right. It kind of felt both odd and really intriguing to go work for a company that felt sort of under the radar in terms of like telling a scripted story. So it didnt feel it just i dont know. I thought it was an interesting role that i loved that script. When i finished it, i completely forgot about it, i went on, did a play, whatever. I ran into somebody on the street and they said, i saw your the city. And i was like, oh, right. Jimmy really . I was like, right. You saw it . I havent seen it. She was like, its great. I was like, oh. Then when they said, were going to do it, i was like, i dont know. I dont know, i feel like the moment passed. I feel like maybe im not so keen to commit. But i was foolish and the people wisely talked me out of it. Jimmy right. Went to set and never looked back. It was an incredibly long answer to a short questio jimmy no, i never would have imagined that. I figured you were allin from day one. I was, absolutely, absolutely. [ laughter ] jimmy its great to have you here. Say hello to your husband. Sarah jessica parker. Divorce, sunday, october 9th, 10 00 on hbo. Well be right back with daveed diggs. You love allday breakfast. I love allday breakfast. But you dont love that you cant get all your favorites all day. I dont love that. Like mcgriddles. I love mcgriddles. So youll have to find Something Else to not love. Hey buddy like exploding fist bumps. Pggggggghew or forgetting what youre about to do. Wait. What was i about to do . Or when people who say you look like. James lipton. Oh man. Its uncanny. Get more choices you love, now with all day breakfast. . . . Lease a 2016 lincoln mkx for 349 a month. [ . Diggy . By spencer ludwig] . How do they make starburst taste so juicy . They use wicked small fighter jets to shoot the juiciness into every starburst. [ pilot ] its about to get juicy. Whoo i feel so aliii. It takes guts. Jimmy still to come, music from dan and shay. Our next guest is a grammy and tony award winner for his work in the broadway phenomenon known and popped him right in the middle of blackish. Watch it wednesdays at 9 30 here on abc. Please say hello to daveed diggs. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy last time i saw you was in hamilton. You were unbelievably great. Im sure youve heard it a billion times. [ cheers and applause ] for those who were fortunate enough to see it. You all saw it . Theyre just telling you to clap. Jimmy theyre enthusiastic in general. A few gambling ladies here. Yeah, the shirts. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how long was your run on hamilton . So roughly two years, if you include downtown at the public, then a year uptown. Jimmy you finished over the summer, did they have a big party for you . A farewell . Yeah. I mean, i decided to stop the week after lin and leslie left. You know what im saying . Jimmy really . That was the big fanfare, then i had to throw my own. Jimmy thats very sad. No, no, it was dope. I dont do so well with press. Jimmy did anyone come . Yeah, everybody came. It was cool. We actually it was a very lastminute decision. And a friend of mine who sort of makes everything happen was like, i got you. Downstairs at this bar, were good. Pass the word. Everybody came and we just all took s leave the show, does your understudy go like, yes finally how does that work . No. Well, right now theres a pretty complicated system of swings and understudies in there who are also in the ensemble of the show. When im not there, its way more work for them until they cast. Jimmy i see. You met a lot of very famous people at the show. Everybody wanted a ticket to the show. And there are so many pictures. I mean, i went through some of [ laughter ] i cant place i mean, she was really nice, i remember that. She smelled great. [ laughter ] no, oprah was amazing. Thats a crazy thing. Jimmy can you see oprah in the audience when youre doing the show . You cant see her but you can feel her presence. [ laughter ] oprah, thats like being a concept. Like meeting a singularity. Jimmy speaking of meeting a concept and a singularity, meryl streep. Is that intimidatingbe performing in front of again, do you know shes there . So theres a rule backstage that you dont tell. If you know, you dont tell anybody. I was usually fine with knowing. But it takes awhile for word to travel around. By that time youre already committed. Katy perry before she took her clothes off for that video. [ laughter ] katy was awesome. Jimmy bill gates came. Did he give you any money . He did not. Jimmy no . This is a good one. That was epic. Thats royalty. Thats like american royalty. Jimmy it really is. Closest thing we have, thats for sure. That was crazy. Jimmy theres a crazy night. That was a crazy night. I thought he was a hologram. Jimmy you and fidel castro. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy this is a big one, you and barney rubble. Yo, that was [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats pretty crazy. That was what i freaked out the most. Jimmy when your family comes to the show, does that maku that probably when my Close Friends are there, because theyre jerks and critics. Jimmy i see. Like that makes me nervous. My mom was there every other week. Jimmy was she really . Yeah, moms, you need hamilton tickets, talk to my mom. She doesnt talk to me anymore. Jimmy does she bring one of her friends every time . No, just her. Jimmy just came by herself . A lot of times, yeah, yeah. Mom was very proud. Jimmy yeah. Was there a lot. Jimmy how did you wind up on blackish . At some point. I had also i guess at a similar time sat down with one of my agents who was like, whoa, what do you like on tv . The first thing out of my mouth was blackish. Ive been in love with that show for a long time. They set that meeting up. I was sitting with kenya. He says, oh, man, i have this weird idea for you as bos brother. And i stopped, you dont know how perfect that is, because im team bo when i watch tsh jimmy Tracee Ellis Rosss character. I identify with that character so much because im from the bay area, california. We have like a similar hippie upbringing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre also part of a hiphop group. What is the name of your clipping. Jimmy clipping. Does having a tony hurt your credibility in the rap game . [ laughter ] i i dont know is the actual answer. Jimmy should we ask around . We were pretty out there. I think i shot my credibility long before i won the tony. Being on broadway ruined it. Jimmy who else is in the group with you . Two of my best friends, William Hudson and jonathan snipes. Jimmy from growing up . Yeah, ive known bill, he was my best friend in third grade, we met over a game of tag. Jimmy you were it and thats where you met . That was it. I was really fast. Jimmy when you went to you were with the group, then you went to broadway to do the show. What did the o g were they like, all right, already . They didnt tell me if they were mad, kept to it themselves. Jimmy they called me and said they were mad, they wanted me to mention it to you. Yeah. The thing is we just we kept working. We kept producing things. I see. Making music. We couldnt tour. Jimmy right. Which meant none of them could make any money. [ laughter ] in hindsight, yeah, they were probably pretty mad. Jimmy im sure youll make it up to them somehow. Congratulations, an amazing run on hamilton, your character is very funny on blackish, i saw it today. [ cheers and applause ] daveed diggs, blackish wednesday at 9 30 on abc. Well be right back with dan and shay [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. Jim Sarah Jessica parker, daveed diggs and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, their album is called obsessed. Here with the song how not to, dan and shay . I can honestly understand why its over i can go through the motions of walking away . . I can give you the key and take my things back i can find plenty things to fill my days . . But i dont know how not to think about you when its late at night and quiet . . And i know that i ought to be the one who is strong and just moves on . . But i probably turn down your road knock knock on your door fall back in your arms . . Wake up in the morning hating myself for the way that i cant help the way i still want you . . I just dont know how not to how not to how not to . . I just dont know how not to . Youre like Second Nature baby youre just like breathing . . A melody that you hear and you cant forget the time goes by and i still need you . . Yeah you were at the heartbreak of no regret . . But i dont know how not to think about you when its late at night and quiet . . And i know that i ought to be the one who is strong and just moves on . . But i probably turn down your road knock knock on your door fall back in your arms . . Wake up in the morning hating myself for the way that i cant help the way i still want you . . I just dont know how not to how not to how not to . . I just dont know how not to how not to how not to . Think about you when its late at night and quiet . . And i know that i ought to be the one who is strong and just moves on . . But i probably turn down your road knock knock on your door fall back in your arms . . Wake up in the morning hating myself for the way that i cant help the way i still want you . . I just dont know how not to how not to how not to . . I just dont know h this is nightline. Tonight, inside the final 30. Ive been a very successful guy, very successful businessman. Is donald trump a brilliant businessman . 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