I cant wait to get back to practice. Whenever when everyone is healthy we have a potential to be a extremely explosive o ffense. We have to continue to work to make sure were not hurting ourselves and we didnt hurt our service when we move the ballup that was enkurnging to see. We put in it was extremely fun one to play in and i got a lot of options so its going to give us opportunities to make plays but we have to make sure were smart about it and play winning football and we didnt do that tonight but it starts with me and ill make sure we i just got to get the ball out of my hands and its football. Youre going to get hit every now and then and i got a changes to go talk to the offensive line and they telling me hey im going to be bet exper theyre telling me hey theyre going to be better. Thats what you want. Its all of us collectively trying to get to our end goal trying to win Football Games. If i 10 times a game if we win the game thats all that matter. We didnt do that tonight so well make sure we play better football against atlanta. Robert griffin saying all the right things comings comes down to doing the right things. Well see the next preseason game against the falcons. Our post game rof age break. Browns preseason continues next thursday against the atlanta falcons. The first home game will be right here on news channel 5. Perhaps well see cory coleman, andrew hawkins. Both of them missing tonights game because of hamstring i ssues. Andy baskin and andy, what say you after one preseason game . Reporter well, heres what i say. I say look, rg iii came out. A high flying offense. He delivered on the first play. He didnt win but its a preseason game and i dont know that matters any ways. We saw a lot of preseason teaching for tonights very young team. But i still like what i saw in rg iii. Im a little concerned about ter rely prior going to take x rays race to see what he had going with his hand. This is a bucket list trip. Coming here to green bay and having a ch lambeau field, real aunique opportunity. Anyone who has seen any snap of one Football Game of their entire life have an opportunity to come here for just wown one game. Pretty special moment. I know youve been on the field but i think for a fan being here and seeing the people here in title town and seeing names like bart star and vince lombardi, really a special moment here so im just going to sit back and relax and enjie the frozen tund ra in about 87 of those cheese head foam hats while youre there. Thats the souvineer you have to get. I think so but i cant do it. Im a browngs fan and would never but that on my head. Its fun to look at them but i would never do it. Cheese doesnt go on your head, it goes in your symptom ache. Thats my final thought and no one really cares about that. Dave your final take away here. Its the first prea players out there that are trying, that care and theyre doing the right things. The biggest thing youre going to find out, we wont find out because were fans now and former players, but i want to at the time fans out there that the biggest thing coaches are looking for is mental errors. Theyre going to go back and watch this tape over and over again. We understand all these guys have can play. But who can be out there to have the mental capacity to to be and thats the guys on the team. Cody less kes letter tonight you sit and joshua town gets traded and its austin dave expis coat ee kes letter and its very nice throw but then the mental mistakes like you said he steps out ft back of end zone, doesnt get rid of the food football when he need toed and that is a concern because heres a guy that perhaps could be a Second String quarterback. Right and seas thats exactly what im saying. That will be in elementary be made an example. Heres the thick. We just know that because heres the quarterback. Thats probably a 5, 10, 15 place just like that that. That will be hell have a little fun in the meeting room about that. Just to big ee back off that, as former players we know the ends and outs of whats going to happen tomorrow. We know what theyre going to d o. Theyre going to go back and correct every play they made a ut, and i have to point be you out. The players need to realize theyre auditioning for every other team. If youre on the bubble you think youre going to get cut. Being drafted nowadays means absolutely nothing and i dont think these guys really understand that. So if youre on the bubl and youre going out there playing you better go out like its the super bowl every time. Young guys got to go back to say listen, what am i doing wrong. What do i need to do an what i did and i was undrafted and i stayed in the nfl for several seven years so for me i had somebody come to me and say hey lets go work on this and thats what they need to do and understand that but they have to be around the right people. Now what coach jackson, hes an awesome coach. Ive met him. I know what he wants. I have seen the up item foa tempo practices that he has. But from the first game into want so to see. Once the third game comes around you dont get to see in practice with the limited amount of bads is this going guy going to be a player. Tough wait until the preseason and you have to start mixing and matching can my play against the ones. Then you break people apart. What will be will it be like in the meeting room, whats that going to be like for the players and coaches as they go over this video . To come together as a team and everybody is going to talk about it as a team. Then theyre goak going to break off the ofts i was meeting room and defensive meeting room and whats great about the first preseason game it shows rookies, hey, this is what the nfl is all about. Welcome to it. Its not college. And these guys have only been in camp 10 days so these guys film was ray luis and louis and he had read erd read. Hey guess listen come to my house tonight and watch film and thats why film is so important because the mental errors mean everything in this league. Everybody has eght lattic athletic ability. Everybody can run. Who has it upstairs and can l ast. Its going to be interesting to see what happens next falcons and you can see it right here news channel 5. Falcons and browns and preseason continues. Thanks for watching, well seal you next week on our postseason dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, salma hayek from pitch, Mark Consuelos snoop dogg and music from grouplove. With cleto and the cletones. And now, more than likely, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Very good to have you. Hey, heres a tidbit i found interesting today. We are now 97 days away from the president ial election. We still have 97 more days of this. I have a 2yearold daughter. I realized this morning this campaign has been going on for more than half her life. I feel its been going on for more than half my life now. Donald trump is in the m so much today i hardly know where to start. First of all, he was talking about bernie sanders. And while he was doing that, he came up with a new nickname for hillary clinton. If he would have just not done anything, just go home, go to sleep, relax, he would have been a hero. But he made a deal with the devil. Shes the devil. He made a deal with the devil. Its true. Jimmy i like how he says, its true. As if he traveled to hell and confirmed it himself. Saw her with the shoes off, yep, devil. Calling your opponent the devil, thats going to be tough to reel back in if he loses and has to make a concession speech. Today i called the devil and congratulated her on her victory. Im disappointed but we now unite behind our president the devil. If he loses by the way its going to be the greatest concession speech in history, right . [ cheers and applause ] in the history not just of the united states. New york times had a big story about the five deferments trump got to avoid being drafted four of his deferments were because he was in college. The fifth was a medical deferment because he said he had a bone spur in his heel. Which fortunately healed up the moment the war was over. So his heel healed. Im surprised he had a bad heel. I assumed his heels would be the best. The best heels ever. But after that story came out a war veteran in virginia approached donald trump and gave him his purple heart. Handed me his purple heart. Now, i said to him i said to him, is that like the real one . Or that is a copy . He said, thats my real purple heart. I have such confidence in you. And i said, man, thats like thats like big stuff. I always wanted to get the purple heart. This was much easier. Jimmy yeah. Definitely. [ laughter ] anybody have a nobel prize they want to give him too . And maybe most damaging of all this stuff, he tweeted this photograph last night. In which he is feasting on Kentucky Fried Chicken with a knife and fork. And a spoon, even. Whats more relatable than a man in a suit eating Fried Chicken with utensils on board his private jumbo jet . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes just like us. Who eats kfc with a knife and fork . I dont even need a plate. The reason it comes in a bucket is you dont need anything. All you need is a face to eat kfc. Ill tell you, its tweets like these that make Chris Christie very jealous hes not trumps running mate right now. Trump has been lashing out at the media. Hes very angry with the media lately because they keep reporting all the things he says, which is totally unfair, makes him look bad. The clip y think really sums donald trump up. If you were to drop donald trump into like a large stock pot and boil him, set him to simmer for a month until he becomes soup, if you were to pour that soup into a snow globe and seal it up forever, this clip is what you would get. Im very close to china. I have a biggest bank in the world a tenant of mine in new york. The biggest in the world, a chinese bank. Dont worry about that baby, i love babies. I love babies, i hear that baby crying, i like it. What a beautiful baby. Dont worry, dont worry. The moms running around like dont worry about it, you know . Its young and beautiful and healthy and thats what we want. Okay, we have the piggy bank. They have ripped us to shreds. Ripped us absolutely to shreds. Actually, i was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here. Thats all right. Dont worry. I think she really believed me that i love having a baby crying while im speaking. Thats okay. Jimmy its all there, right . China, a baby, he likes china, he likes the baby, he doesnt like the baby. Hes kidding, he wasnt kidding. Every iota of donald trump was right there in that 60second clip. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ive never seen a guy running for president flipflop and our final moment of trump time tonight comes from his rally in harrisburg where he slowed him way down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ slow music ] [ playing the tape slowly ] thinking all the time how am i going to and theyre turning and tossing and sweating and disgusting. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that trump vodka is strong. The summer olympics start on friday in rio. And the u. S. Mens Basketball Team is getting ready. They beat venezuela in an exhibition game over the weekend by 35 points. Afterwards, on the team playing, they celebrated with the number five song from may of 2002. . . And now i want to . . If i could fall into the sky . . Would pass me by because you know id walk a thousand miles . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. Thats quite a face. Carmelo anthony looks like hed rather have into our opponents hearts, nothing will. Weve had a lot of fun so far but weve now reached the educational portion of the program. We recently teamed up with our friend snoop dogg for what has already become a very popular new guessing game. The way it works is we show snoop footage from a factory. We show him film of something getting made. Then we ask him to try to figure out what that something was. Feel free to guess along. Here is this weeks edition of this is big snoop dogg coming at you one more time, were trying to see what the [ bleep ] they making. Actually wait a minute is that cocaine . Offering to make some rocks . Hold on. This is wait, wait, what is this . Looks like theyre making cement sculptured light poles. Fire hydrants. Piggy banks. What is this . Ice cream. Oh a workmans hat. A lightbulb. A toilet. What in the [ bleep ] is this . Yarn. I cant figure this [ bleep ] out for nothing in the world, dog. Im trying my best too. Liquids. Oh, a bowling ball yall got me with that [ bleep ], [ bleep ] bowling ball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, snoop. We have to take a break. When we come back we go deep into the new season of bachelor in paradise and nate diaz of the ufc confronts his haters facetoface. So stick around, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . [ tires screech ] . Flo [ ghost voice ] oooo [ laughs ] jaaaaamie, the name your price tool can show you Coverage Options to fit your budget. Tell me something i dont know oh ohhh ya think . . Hey there. Hi, im looking for a deal on an iphone. I was thinking, something along these lines. Oh, okay. Well, how about this . Heres my answer. Is this you with a dinosaur body . Its just me with happy hands. It just means ill take it. A second line. . . 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If youre not familiar with the bachelor in paradise they send a bunch of borderline personality rejects from the bachelor and the bachelorette on vacation together and get them drunk and let the magic happen. Were only one episode in. Already this is the best show on television. Starting with a physically fit but mentally not so much canadian named daniel. . Im back, america. Canadas invading. Were taking over. My names daniel. Im 31 years old. I was on jojos season of the bachelorette. Cant get rid of me. Im like a disease that just wont go away. Like herpes or something. I dont know if i want to be associated with herpes, but you know. Not a big deal, right . Jimmy right, right. Bottom line, dont get in the hot tub with daniel. So daniels buddy from the bachelorette, the monster known as bad chad, was in the house. Daniel was the only guy on the bachelorette who seemed to like chad. In mexico things got off to a rocky start. I just want to make out with youre not making out with anyone tonight. Impossible i already made out with her. Yeah, you did. You have a better chance of making out with a turtle than a girl tonight. You really hav youre making me want to throw your ass down. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Being honest and realistic with you. No, [ bleep ] off, man. Serious, man. Im [ bleep ] serious. You better not swing at me like that again, bro, ill take you down. Ill take you down in chinatown [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy take you down. I like the thought process there. Threats are scarier when they rhyme in general. So chad got so out of control the next morning Chris Harrison had to convene a special Group Meeting about it which led to maybe the most shocking thing Chris Harrison has ever said on the show. This was a Second Chance for everybody to come in here and find love. Right, thats why were here. This was also a Second Chance for you. We all came here to be in paradise. In a matter of one night, you have turned this into hell. Being belligerent to the staff of this hotel huh . I was friendly to the staff of the hotel. You told everybody at this hotel last night to suck [ bleep ]. Jimmy well, you know. You say that kind of thing to the hotel staff, you will not get one of those chocolates on your pillow at night. So chris had to tell chad hes going home. Fortunately chad handled that with dignity and grace. Look like a bitch, play into everything theyre saying. And you act like you see me, you didnt even watch it, you went to sleep with a memos sa and a robe on. You didnt even watch the show. You think this is fun and games . This is my life. Youre going to try to make me look like a bitch [ bleep ] . You, Chris Harrison, come at me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i wish he had. Or im glad he didnt come at him. I dont know. Is it too late for donald trump to change running mates . While were on the subject of fighting, there is a big ufc match coming up two weeks from saturday in vegas. Ufc 202. It is the muchanticipated rematch between Conor Mcgregor and nate diaz. Nate diaz won the first bout. Mcgregor is slightly favored to win this bout. We wanted to have some fun with this. We went on the street and we talked to a bunch of fans who think Conor Mcgregor is going to win. While they were talking smack about nate diaz and how great diaz. Ufc 202. Conor mcgregor versus nate diaz. Whos going to win and how . I think conors going to knock him the hell out. I think conors going to whoop him. Im excited. Im ready to see ufc 202. Conors going to whoop him, im ready, lets go. Whoa oh, whoa. I dont know why you want me to get knocked out. Whats going on here . Nate, whats up . Youre going to be great. Now, man. Represent its all good. I like this guy a lot too, though. I did say that right . I said that. No you didnt say that. I didnt say that . I love Conor Mcgregor, hes my favorite fighter, hes definitely going to knock out nate diaz at 202. Its going to be a completely different fight this time. Hes going to knock him out . Hes going to knock him out. There he is. Patient and not take him for granted like he did last name. Last time he was taken for granted. This time conors going to take his time. Nate diaz i think is going to be the more confident one because hes the lucky one, got that lucky fight in. Hes going to come in i think a little more like conor oh [ bleep ] hes got the powers right here, get a picture. Come on, man. Thats nate diaz right there. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy see diaz versus mcgregor on ufc 202. Saturday, august 20th. Tonight on the show, oriante is sitting in with the cletones. We have music from grouplove, Mark Consuelos is here, be right back with salma hayek so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . 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Grouplove from the samsung outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, hugh grant will be here tomorrow. Nicky glazer, music from miranda lambert. Thursday, morgan freeman, music from young the giant. So please join us for all that. Our first guest is an oscar nominee who makes every day feel like feliz navidad. Voice to a taco in Sausage Party. Please welcome salma hayek [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you doing . Very good to see you. I was joke about you playing a i am playing a taco, yes. Jimmy you were born in mexico. Correct. Jimmy youre part lebanese. Yes. Jimmy your husband is french. Yes. Jimmy your daughter is american. Yes. Jimmy how many passports do you personally hold . When we travel its like when youre watching those movies, those people that need to get away and they are criminals and they go to the safe and they have this pile of different passports . This is my family. Traveling from place to place. Jimmy so when it comes to the olympics which are starting this weekend, who do you root, which country do you root for . Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] i have to root always first for mexico. Jimmy okay. Because thats where youre born. [ cheers and applause ] and also because the mexican athletes dont get the support that the american or the french or the english athletes get. Jimmy gotcha. So really, they have so much merit. To get to the olympics. Jimmy its harder. Its harder than it is here in the united states. Its harder, much harder. Jimmy what is the big sport . Is it soccer that mexicans are most excited about . Yes. I mean, were very good at some strange ones like archery. Jimmy really . Athletics, well walk forever, you know. All the training, crossing back and forth from united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy also diving. But im a huge soccer fan. So for me, soccer. We have this amazing experience because we got to have the last game against brazil for the gold medal. This was a very important day in my life. Jimmy was it . Yes, and my husband, my whole family had come over for the summer. Jimmy where were you . I was here in l. A. When i say my whole family, the mexicans know thats not likely. Thats a lot of people in one house. [ laughter ] and my husband had arrived like 2 00 in the the game was really early. Then he was jet lagged and he couldnt sleep. Oh my god, i was nervous that i was going to be too tired for the game. And finally, you know, we went to sleep. But i didnt i couldnt wake him up because he went to sleep like two hours before the game. And then i woke up really early. And it was like a conspiracy. None of the televisions were working. Jimmy oh. Except the one in our bedroom. Jimmy oh. And the people that work in the house also wanted to watch the game. Were going to go into my bedroom but everybody has to be super quiet. [ laughter ] i am going to put the television in mute. You just got to watch and just keep it to yourself. Francois is going to be sleeping there. And i dont want him to see that were all invading the room. So everybody came, sat on the floor. There was no space. People started sitting on the bed. He didnt know. He was practically cuddling with my father. Then the game started. And then mexico scored. First they were all quiet. But then they couldnt hold it. It was like scooooore he jumped out of bed. Jimmy wow. And saw all these mexicans in his bed, in the bedroom. He was terrified. And once we saw he was awake we and we just had a party. And we won. Jimmy and you won. [ cheers and applause ] one medal for mexico. Jimmy wow. You have a very understanding husband. What is the difference between the mexican wave and just the wave . The wave, its something you have stolen from the mexicans. Jimmy oh. There is not such a thing as just it is the mexican wave that you guys do. Jimmy i dont think so. I think we invented it. No. Jimmy we invented it. No, no, no. Jimmy yeah. Guillermo, who invented the wave . Wow. This is going to be a tough question for guillermo. [ laughter ] theres a lot at stake here, guillermo. In a way this is like when they put a puppy on the floor and it has to choose which parent to go to after the divorce. Who invented the wave . Guillermo mexico did. 1986. Jimmy not exactly a Google Search by the way. If you have doubts you tell me what is the difference between the mexican wave and the wave. What is the difference . Jimmy well, there are mexican people doing it i guess is the only difference. But i think ive heard that it was invented in like 1981 up in Northern California and washington, in those areas, which is before 1986. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] no. They were not playing soccer in 1981 in Northern California and washington. Its for football. The real football. [ cheers and applause ] the one where you do this. No, no. If thats the real football, why do they play it with their hands . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good point. Dont get me started. Jimmy oh, you dont like football . I love football. Jimmy you love football . Yes, yes. Jimmy i dont want to fight, i feel this was our first fight, its exciting in a way. I like it. What, let people decide at home who invented the wave. Maybe well do a little wave as we go into commercial. Salma hayek is here. The movie is called Sausage Party. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . Were talking double the data for just 10 bucks more. Thats 10 gigs of highspeed data. To stream more video. And more music. More whatever you want 4g lte networks. Choose from two great plans our unlimited plan with 5gb of highspeed data. Or double your data for just 10 bucks more. Find out more at straighttalkswitch. Com spend 30 at target on everything they need for back to school. And get a free 5 gift card for a Little Something extra. . 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I have feelings for you i cant deny. Crotch feelings. Crotch . Sorry, but im not a soft taco, im a hard, horny taco. Jim [ cheers and applause ] that was a hot dog bun played by kristen wiig. This is your first time playing a lesbian taco . Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Quite an adventure. Jimmy did you know what your character would look like when you got involved in this . No. I knew in mexico, for the mexicans, a taco, its always a soft taco. Its always round. Even if its a flauta and its kind of hard, its still one shape. I assumed that was going to be because with this taco shell form, its invented here, that you can take credit for. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you invented the hard jimmy the hard taco. I was going to say the hard, horny taco. Jimmy those arent horny tacos, theyre just tacos. They are hard. Jimmy they are hard, thats true. Im doing it again. This character brings out the worst in me. Jimmy does your husband know about this film . No. Jimmy he does not. I kept it really secret. And he looked at the internet. What this is Sausage Party movie . Theyre making a mistake. I said, its just the voice, its an animated movie. Hes going to discover how dirty it is at the premiere. Jimmy will he be amused . I think shell be shocked. Really when they offered me this part i was nervous. Jimmy it is. I say, i dont know that i can say those oh my god, im going to be nervous to say those things. And once they got me improvising, i was so surprised at myself of the things that i came up with. [ laughter ] that would come out of my mouth. That were dirtier than what they wrote. So i definitely have it in me. Jimmy your husband owns a soccer team, right . Yes. Jimmy which team does he own . He owns a team called ren. This is one of the reasons why i fell in love with him because i knew that i had another soccer passionado that i could live with and we could watch all the games. Jimmy unless he was sleeping, of course, right. Unless he was sleeping. He started taking me to the games in france and i discovered it was a whole different experience. First of all, we went where all the important people go. Sarkozy. Hollande. I met them all in this special place. Games in mexico, you know. Everybody goes crazy. Here they were all sitting like this. Jimmy oh, really . And of course things are happening and im going, all excited about it, and then francois is like, baby, baby calm down, calm. Calm down. And everybodys like this. And finally theres a goal. And you know what they say when theres a goal in french . Theyre like this. Boot and im going like, gooooooooaaaaallll jimmy boot . Boot, really . Be careful. Jimmy what does that mean . Be careful. Because i think i heard you say poot. Thats a whole other thing. Jimmy oh, that is, okay. No, no, no. Jimmy boot . Boot, not a p. Jimmy like the boot you wear on your foot . Yes, like that. Because with the p its how do you say this its like a jimmy like a butan, i know what youre saying. Dont say poot, say boot. Okay . And then im like, im not going to be like you, im full of passion. Then he showed me the pictures. Of people making fun of me. In the instagram. Jimmy oh, yeah. And i have never watched myself watching soccer. I was like it was horrendous. It was so hard to confront yourself with your image taken by others. When you are in this moment of suffering and passion, it was horrendous. So after i was more composed in the games, except for the next game that we went. It was another historical game. We were playing against paris and we lost a couple of players and it was 911. And we won. But at the end everybodys very composed and im like, bahhahhah im sobbing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats better than boot. Way better than boot. Salma hayek, everybody Sausage Party coming out soon. Be right back with Mark Consuelos . [ cheers and applause ] you. Always working on vacation. Always multitasking. [baby crying] ng. 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The worlds thinnest laptop, the new premium hp spectre. Sir you need to turn that off now. Hp. Keep reinventing. Crabfest is on at red lobster so come dive into dishes like the new alaska bairdi crab dinner with sweet crab from the icy waters of alaska. Or try crab lovers dream with tender snow and king crab legs. Love crab . . Jimmy our next guest currently on leave from his family in new york to work on a new tv show in l. A. Its a baseball drama called pitch. It premieres in september on fox. Please welcome Mark Consuelos [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you doing . Did you chat with salma hayek at all