On the eve of the Olympic Games from Rio De Janeiro where theyre hours away from the opening ceremony. Its always very for me exciting to see the athletes from all the countries together holding their flags. Our American Team will be wearing uniforms designed by ralph lauren. These are the uniforms theyre going to be wearing on the field. As you can see, theyre terrible. Looks like an a Capella Group dressed for a fourth of july performance on a wharf show about vampire prep school students. Nothing instills fear in your opponent like a blazer and white capri pants. By the way, number one reason i could never be an olympic athlete. I would spill ketchup on those pants immediately. All right. Maybe thats not the number one reason but it is in the top 20 for sure. You know, there have been major electrical and plumbing issues in rio. One athlete from kenya wrote, please fix my toilet on a Bulletin Board in the Olympic Village. And you know, when someone who about your plumbing, i think thats what they refer to as a wakeup call. [ laughter ] sanitation is a big problem right now. The Olympic Village is giving away thousands of condoms for the athletes to wear over their heads for the swimming events. [ laughter ] of course the zika virus is also a major concern. Especially for women. Hope solo, whos the goalie for the u. S. Womens soccer team, posted this photograph to instagram. Not only is it the worst tinder brazilian fans very angry to the point that whenever she had the ball yesterday during the opening game against new zealand the fans reacted like this. [ boos ] [ chanting zika ] jimmy theyre chanting the name of a virus at a woman. This is going to be some olympics. Added some new events. Yesterday the ioc approved rock climbing, skateboarding, surfing and karate, which i wish they would combine some of these because i would definitely watch surfing karate. [ laughter ] surfing and skateboarding will make history for the olympics in 2020 in that these will be the first sports in which athletes will be tested to make sure they are doping. [ laughter ] see, guillermo, because a lot of well, you understand. I understand. Birthday to president obama, who turned 55 today. [ cheers and applause ] big celebration at the white house. The white house staff sang to him. Then the president blew out the candles on his vegan whole grain carrot prune loaf. [ laughter ] actually, not true. Michelle got him a fudgie the kale. Thats what you call meeting someone halfway. [ laughter ] Vice President biden tweeted this message today. He tweeted happy 55th, barack, a brother to me, a best friend forever. [ laughter ] looks like somebodys having a great time at the ymca day camp this summer. [ laughter ] donald trump also offered birthday wishes on twitter this week. He wrote president obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the united states. Its sweet, though, because he said perhaps and he wouldnt do that on any other day. [ laughter ] you know, if trump becomes president , hes definitely going to make his birthday a national holiday, right . Sorry, lincoln, youre a loser and you are out. [ laughter meanwhile, Hillary Clinton has announced that she and tim kaine are coming out with a book it this fall. Theyre cowriting a book. 256 pages of their policy proposals. Which she really knows how to excite voters, doesnt she . [ laughter ] i mean, it will be a real page turner. Last night on our show i shared a video of a prank Britney Spears pulled on me. She conspired with my wife to get into my house and ambush me with a bunch of seminude male dancers in the middle of the im pleased to say that that incident contributed mightily to our Headline News segue of the day. Jimmy kimmel woke up to find Britney Spears doing a dance party in his bedroom. Ha ha law im sure it was all a dream. First, though, lets get into the headlines. Money to fight zika could run out. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy great. Now its in my bed. That is a dream come true. Meanwhile, our friends in north korea are said to be working on a big new project. Sometime in the next ten years north korea is hoping to plant a flag on the moon. And by that they mean theyre looking for someone who can photoshop a picture of their flag on the moon. [ laughter ] you know, they say they want to plant a flag on the moon. They didnt specify which flag. I hope its the mexican flag. I feel like that would be that would show a fun side of the North Koreans we havent seen before. [ cheers and applause ] it is, if you dont its one of the last big summer blockbusters. So we asked our chief film critic to review it for us. His name is yehya and here he is talking about the movie suicide squad. Hi, its me, yehya. I talk about the new movie, summer movie, that the movie behind me is xx the movie will smith, hes in and he get out of jail. Will smith is good actor. Will smith, all his movie good. I love him and hes nice guy. I got two, three picture with this guy. And he did the movie bad boy and he did the movie also lacol west, west something. And the boy whats his name with the red hair. His name johnny lano. Im not going to kill you. And hes like a joker too jack knuckle something. The lady, her name maserati. She drink coffee. You know, in jail with the book. You know what she look like with the underwear, with the hair like britney spear. Danny devito is in that movie too. Danny devito is funny guy. Hes in the movie with michael douglas, kill my mom, i kill the movie is called is suicide squed. That exactly, that the movie. I love this guy. Will smith, donny devito, maserati, britney spear, everybody in that movie. Action and action and action. Go watch the movie. Good luck. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy action and action and thats why hes known as the ebert of egypt. [ laughter ] one more thing. Before we forward you, its thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] chelsea [ bleep ] ivanka and ivanka [ bleep ] chelsea. I wish they didnt [ bleep ] each other but they do. I think that was the biggest [ bleep ] that ive had in my [ bleep ] one of the hard things about being the vp nominee is they make you [ bleep ] mark cuban. My family adores you. My future longs for you. My [ bleep ] yearns for you. People around the bay area are celebrating world [ bleep ] [ bleep ]ing week. Its not good old fashion black [ bleep ]. Pam. Shortly after i become president sometime as soon as i can arrange it, come back here and warren and i will [ bleep ] in the streets of omaha [ bleep ] more than one guy at the same time. I dont know if anyone ever can imagine what thats like. Ive [ bleep ] two girls at the same time before. . Thats the biggest pile of [ bleep ] ive ever seen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are going to take a break. When we come back from the break, our very own guillermo masters to meet jesus himself. So stick around. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . And everyone knows me for discounts, like safe driver and paperless billing. But nobody knows the box behind the discounts. Oh, its like my father always told me put that down. Thats expensive. Of course i save people an average of nearly 600, but whos gonna save me . [ voice breaking ] and thats when i realized. Im allergic to wasabi. Well, i feel better. Its been five minutes. Talk about progress. [ chuckles ] okay. And here we have 1893, im just gonna take one small sip. Kinda seemed like more than a sip. 1893. Bloldly blended colas. Tmobiles coverage is unstoppable. Even half way around the world. Now get text and data in 140 countries and destinations at no extra charge. Its a golden opportunity to discover that in a lexus suv theres no such thing as adverse conditions. . . For a limited time get some of our best offers of the year at the lexus golden opportunity sales event. This is the pursuit of perfection. [bell rings] walking to school is serious business. Especially on class picture day you have to stay clean. [dogs barking] youve gotta be responsible. Its no big deal for a second grader. Cat and jack uniforms. Guaranteed for one year. . . . . . . Heart rate one fifty six. . . . Jimmy that is the great sharon jones sitting in with the cletones tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she will be with us all night tonight. Morgan freeman is here. Steve martorano is here. And music from young the giant. Theres an annual summer event not to beach called pageant of the masters. This is something they do every year. Its happening through the end of the month. An allvolunteer cast get dressed up to reenact famous paintings and other works of art. They have real people dress up in costume to look like mona lisa, the last supper, the scream, and they look exactly like them. Its amazing. Ive been to it many times. Its a lot of fun. And this week it was even more fun because our very own guillermo played a role. Guillermo, are you an art lover in general . Yes. Jimmy you do love art. Yes. Jimmy who is your favorite artist, may i ask . There are so many i jimmy there are so many. [ laughter ] just name one of them. Just one. Just whatever pops out of your head. Oh, my god. Katie. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy very good. Katie of course. Referring to my daughter. Anyway, heres guillermo. Great art lover. At the pageant of the masters. . Hi. How are you . Hi. Welcome, guillermo. My names diane. Nice meeting you. Its nice to meet you. Im director of pageant of the masters. Oh, okay. I dont know if youve ever heard anything about our show. No, never. What is it . What is the show about . Well, we are going to recreate famous works of art, paintings and sculpture, with real people. And in france they call it tableau vivant. Tableau labo . Its french. Tableau labant . Close. Tableau vivant. Tableau la bon . Right, you got it. Im going to be in the painting . Exactly. Youll be in costume and makeup. The curtain will open. The lights come on. And you have to freeze. Like madonna. Strike a pose. Thats right. Okay. Youre going to have to hold still for 90 seconds. You think you can do that . Thats easy. I do that all the time in the show. I stay for one hour. Yeah. Like that. Yes, jimmy, very funny. [ laughter ] im standing still, pretending to laugh. Yes, boss, whatever you say. Ha ha ha this is the show lineup. This is our storyboard. And these are all the pictures of the pieces were going to recreate on stage tonight. This is by diego rivera. These are men on a construction line. Maybe you could be one of those guys. Or maybe even don quixote. No, what about sancho panza . The finale of the show is the last supper by leonardo da vinci. Yeah. I want to be jesus. Well, our cast member, or volunteer cast member, has been working with us for about 15 years and im not sure hed want to give up his role tonight. Ill talk to him. I want to be jesus. Okay. Where is jesus . Anybody . I am. Oh, you are . How are you doing . Guillermo. Nice to meet you. I want to play jesus. I know youve been doing it for a long time. Uhhuh. 16 years. Wow. Its time for you to take a day off. Not tonight. Who should i play . Would you be interested in judas . Judas. All right. Ill take it. . Wow. They look so white. Donald trump is going to like me now. Half a grapefruit, and coffee with splenda. And toast dry. [ laughter ] oh, my god. Now i look like jimmy kimmel. This is terrible. Lets do this. Hey, guys. Teach me. Show you how to do this . Yeah, youve got to show me. Ive got to be honest with you and tell you its very simple. Pretty much like that. Your hands just like this. Kind of its beside you but in front of you. Yeah. More this. Im tired already. This arms resting on the table. Okay. All right. How much i get paid for this . I do not get paid anything for this. I am a volunteer. Are you [ bleep ] kidding me . I am not. [ laughter ] this is you. Leonardo da vinci. The last supper. [ applause ] [ applause ] thank you, everybody. I think we did good. So we did the last supper, and now its time for the last selfie. Come on, everybody say jesus. Jesus [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. You were a very good judas. Very well done. Thank you, guillermo. Tonight on the show, sharon jones is sitting in with the cletones. We have music from young the giant. Steve martorano is here to cook with us. And well be right back with . Bet youre wondering how i knew . . Baby baby baby about your hey, youre clarence yes, sir. You know, at the model year end clarence event, you can get a great deal on this 2016 passat. Steve. Yeah . Clarence is on a roll. Yeah. I wish theyd name an event after me. Same here. But the model year end becky event . Thats no good. Stevent thats just vandalism. Whatever you want to call it, dont miss the volkswagen model year end event. Hurry in for a onethousand dollar volkswagen reward card ssat. Olay total effects vitamin enriched to revive skin and fight 7 signs of aging your Old School Dance moves might show your age, your skin never will . Jimmy that is sharon jones sitting in with the cletones. [ cheers and applause ] sharon has a documentary called miss sharon jones in theaters now. You can see her live tomorrow night at the Nuart Theater in l. A. Thank you for being here, sharon. Thank you. Jimmy tonight, he cooks food and he wrote a book so you can cook food too. Its called it aint sauce, its gravy. Steve martorano is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have a big tank of blue crab from maryland and guillermo, you are going to fish the crabs out of the tank. Youre going to try. Youve got to do it or else nobody is going to eat. Steve will be here. And then later their album is called home of the strange. It comes out a week from tomorrow. Young the giant from the samsung outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Our first guest tonight is a whose voice is more meaningful even than the one in our heads. His new movie is the biblical epic benhur. The world you live in is romes. Their laws. Their power. You cannot fight them in the streets. But there is another way. In the circus. There is no law. What happens there is sport, not vengeance. Give them a show, the people if your brother is the pride of rome, take their pride. Jimmy benhur opens august 19th. Please welcome Morgan Freeman [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy morgan. Raucous crowd. They didnt care about me that much. I mean, its you really theyre interested in seeing. And who can blame them . You were saying legendary. Thats what stuff like that. Jimmy thats the sort of thing that [ cheers and applause ] i was hoping that youd wear the dreadlocks for the show tonight. Did you take that home . That wig . [ laughter ] that. Lets start over. [ laughter ] it is something, though. I liked it. Jimmy did you enjoy it . Yes, of course. Jimmy you had like a George Clinton type vibe there with those dreadlocks. I had a wig guy whose family had been in the wigmaking business for generations. And he made the wig for me in driving miss daisy. Jimmy oh, he did . Wow. [ cheers and applause ] thats when you know youre an important man, when you have a personal wigmaker. [ laughter ] wh wigs for generations. Thats pretty impressive. I want to ask you about a photograph here. This is im not sure where this is taken. You can tell us. You, prince harry, the first lady, and george bush. At an event of some kind. It looks like george bush is he kind of recognizes the first lady but hes not sure where he knows her from. [ laughter ] socialize with them . How did that go . Huh . [ laughter ] youre asking me if i no. Jimmy no, im asking the picture. Im asking george bush. George. [ laughter ] yeah. I mean, was it just one of those things you happened to be sitting next to them or were you all together as a unit . I know the first lady from back when they first started on the campaign trail. Jimmy right. With her. So this was actually at the invictus games. Jimmy the movie yeah. Sort of olympics for wounded warriors. Jimmy got you. And george bush, is he youd met him before . Well, i shook his hand once. Jimmy i see. Prince harry is royalty, obviously. Did you have to observe any kind of protocol before meeting him or does he have to observe some sort of protocol before meeting you . [ laughter ] so i didnt know i was jimmy oh, really . [ laughter ] thats pretty good. Somebody backstage so, you met prince harry. I said no. Sure you did. No, no, i dont know. I mean, he was there, i said. [ laughter ] jimmy you just thought he just a kid with great seats. Goodlooking kid. Jimmy when is the last time you were nervous to meet somebody . Can you even remember . Uhhuh. Jimmy who was it . Nelson mandela. Jimmy nelson mandela. Thats a good one. [ cheers and applause ] and it went well, i assume . Did he alleviate that nervousness right away . Not right away. Jimmy not right away . No. You meet someone who you like really venerate jimmy yes. I dont know. [ laughter ] exactly. And then what . Jimmy where do you go from there . Where do you go from there . I was thinking. Its a great honor to meet you. And im sure you yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah, right. Heard that plenty of times in my life. Well, you probably hear the same thing. And you have to i guess its your responsibility you try to be yeah. Im getting sort of senile. Civil. You have to be civil to people. Particularly when they come up to you and say we love you. You dont say, get away [ laughter ] jimmy you narrated Hillary Clintons introduction video at the Democratic National convention. Did i . Jimmy yeah, you did. [ cheers and applause ] or someone that sounded there were a few of us there. Jimmy a lot of people imitate you. Maybe it was an impersonator that did it. Contacts you personally or did her people contact your people to do that . Yeah, her people contact my people and say, you know, hillary would like for you to help. Jimmy and then you say do i get paid . Or how does it work . [ laughter ] i say lead me to wherever you need me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so you did that for her. Does she thank you afterwards . Mmhmm. Jimmy is there a conversation that happens afterwards . Yeah. Jimmy okay. I dont know. I dont know how these things go. Well, you do these things, and i dont go run after her and say, you know i did this thing for you. So how about a maybe a position somewhere . An ambassadorship to jimmy you should get an ambassadorship. Would you be interested in an ambassadorship . Not even. [ laughter ] jimmy no, not at all. No. Jimmy there are no countries people with their passports when you get there. [ laughter ] you did something great on our show the last time you were here and i was wondering if youd do it again for us. Last time mr. Freeman was here, he narrated a pedestrian, a person out on the street. We put a camera out on the street [ cheers and applause ] and since he is clearly our premier no one tops you when it comes to narration. I thought it would be fun to do it again. Would you be willing to try it again . Am i being set up . Jimmy you are not being set up. Unless were both being set up i dont think youre being set up. We have a camera on our do it do it . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the audience is liking it. So here we go, lets take a look. Who do we have . All right. Ah, yeah. [ laughter ] when i first saw the bald man, shirt buttoned all the way to the top, i didnt think too much but then he took a bite of something. There he was. Chewing something. Chewing something joe is what we called him. Hmm. Look both ways, chewing something joe. There he was. [ laughter ] chewing and crossing. Chewing and crossing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy beautiful. Morgan oh, i have a gift for you. Oh. Jimmy you are promoting the movie benhur and also supporting Hillary Clinton. I made you this little sticker you can wear. I love it. Jimmy its im with hur. Morgan freeman in benhur opens in theaters and imax august 19th. Well be right back. With my sisters kids makes farting noise and they like keep talking about back to School Shopping . Back to school is like our red carpet. Just go to old navy. They have like the coolest back to School Clothes up to 60 off. Its what we all wear. And they have jeans starting at like 10 bucks. Noice dont say noice. Sounds stank no. Stop. 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Were talking double the data for just 10 bucks more. Thats 10 gigs of highspeed data. To stream more video. And more music. More whatever you want all on americas largest and most dependable choose from two great plans our unlimited plan with 5gb of highspeed data. Or double your data for just 10 bucks more. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is sarah jones sitting in with the cletones. Our next guest, dont call him florida, atlantic city, and las vegas. A cookbook called it aint sauce, its gravy. Please welcome steve martorano. Steve. How are you . [ cheers and applause ] good, good. Jimmy it smells fantastic in here already. And i dont think its because of these crabs. What kind of crabs are these, by the way . Blue crawl. Theyre from south jersey. Jimmy from jersey. From jersey. The water has a lot of character. So its not as clear as, say, florida. Jimmy what do you mean character . What do you want me to say . Jimmy no, i didnt say its polluted. Its got character. Jimmy were going to be eating polluted crabs on the show. No, these crabs have more flavor than anything. You can only really do it in the summertime. Jimmy okay. Great. The truth of the matter is if you have a lot of money and you can go crabbing you would get you would buy them. If you didnt have enough money you would get a cage and drop it in the water with a piece of chicken in it, pull the cage up, you might have 30 crabs. Jimmy wow. When youre broke the way i did it you had to do it with a piece of string with a little piece of chicken one at a time. So it took me three days to jimmy macaroni. So guillermos going to be in charge of getting the crabs out of the tank. Youve got to come over. Jimmy guillermo, this is your job here. [ cheers and applause ] so hes going to do it your way, the old way. Hes going to do it the old way with a piece of string and a piece of chicken. Jimmy how is it that crabs know chicken is good . It doesnt seem like theyre getting that down there. You can use a piece of salami. Jimmy it will go for anything . Yeah. Hot dog. Let him bite it. Jimmy yeah. Let him get it, pull him up, and dont throw him on my head by the way. Guillermo no, i wont. Jimmy just be gentle and slow. All right. You ready to go . Jimmy im ready. If you get your crabs, if you get your blue crab and you go catch him, fine. If you go to your food market you get you get two dozen and you tell them to clean them, right . You have them clean them for you. And this is what it looks like. So weve got this hot. This is hot. Get some extra virgin this is, cuz, the simplest one of make. Only really good for the summer. Coat the bottom with some extra virgin olive oil. Jimmy all right. Got it. Now youre going to get some jimmy hows that going over there, guillermo . Guillermo not too good, jimmy. Move it around a little bit. Jimmy put the body into. Guillermo all right, sure. Now fresh garlic. Garlic over here. Jimmy all right. Youre going to put three or four cloves of crushed garlic. Crushed. Jimmy got it. We got to be careful jimmy true or false, people should never buy that prepeeled garl jimmy all right. Youve got the garlic. Nice color, right . Were going to get a little crushed red pepper flake. Put it on the bottom. If you like it cuz, a little hotter, you put a little bit in there. Jimmy got it. Now youre going to get your crabs. Jimmy hey, guys, this is what youre in for. Get these crabs over here. Two dozen. Guillermo oh my god, i missed. Throw them right in here. Right now if you could smell this, forget about it. Its just unbelievable. Get your spoon. You can use a wooden spoon or tong. You can use that. You hear that sound . Jimmy yes. Dont worry about it, we already got the crabs. Jimmy im worried about him throwing that crab right down my shirt. Guillermo no, i want that smell good. Jimmy right . Now were searing it. Right . Now weve got to season. Theres the seasoning. Get a little bit of salt. Jimmy okay. Get a little bit of black pepper. Now, my key ingredient is granulated garlic. You dont want to put that in anything except season your meats or seafood. Put the granulated garlic in there. You smell that already, cuz . Jimmy it smells good. You smell good too. Is that cocoa butter . No. I just sprayed in the bathroom. All right. Youve got this garlic. This is my red. So im going it take san marzano tomatoes, the best tomatoes in the world. These are its really hard to tomato, cuz, its different than california. Now, this is what you got. Get that clam stock. How do you make a clam stock . Clam stock, olive oil cuz, taste it like that. Jimmy its very clammy. Its good. Thats delicious, right . Jimmy yeah. If you cant do this at home, get my book, read it. But you can buy bottled clam juice. Now, watch. Pour it in. Pour it all in. Jimmy its all in. Get some parsley. Jimmy okay. You got the parsley . J put it in. Jimmy just like this . No. Tear this thing. You know how to cook. Jimmy but i want to follow directions. I dont know what im doing. Thats how simple. Now were going to put it to a boil. Jimmy okay. Get this to a boil. Jimmy. Whats that . Jimmy what . Over there. Jimmy thats sharon over there. I just put something in there. Its called como se chiama. In italian. When you dont know what it is youve got to buy my book. Jimmy i see, you tricked me, all right. Thats a hell of a cooking segment where you dont tell people how to cook the thing. [ laughter ] its called como se chiama. Jimmy i didnt realize. Did you know that . Como se llama. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im good. You got your tomatoes, you got your clam stock. You take this. Two hours. Jimmy two hours, really . Some italians cook this for 7 1 2 hours. Theyre nuts. Two hours, its done. Its all it ta and this takes about an hour. Jimmy okay. Once thats done, its cooked. Take this down. Were going to come underneath it. Jimmy this is the best part of tv because things are done immediately. You dont have to wait at all. And this is what its going to look like. [ cheers and applause ] were going to put the yo cuz wait a minute, cuz. Jimmy its backwards. My whole life sometimes. Jimmy i like wearing a bib. What were going to do, give me a piece of bread. Jimmy very good. All right. Like old school. Like they did in the godfather. Jimmy im going to feed guillermo too. What youre about to eat. Cuz, this white sauce is like going to the moon and back for free. Jimmy in north korea . [ laughter ] no. Im telling you, its that good. Jimmy all right. Ill try it. Ill let you know what i think. You tell me what you think of the red jimmy oh, my god. Its like going to the moon. I wish i could take somebody out of this audience and taste it. Jimmy beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] tell the truth. Jimmy look at that. They like the bread. This is the red. Be honest. Im not going to get mad at you. Im not going to fight you. Just tell me. Jimmy oh, my god. Theyre both delicious. But the white one is the one. When you make cuz. Jimmy why dont you bottle this stuff and sell it at macy and is people could spray it at you when you walk through . That is really good. I love smelling your hands. [ cheers and applause ] steve martorano. His cookbook is called it aint sauce, its gravy. And steve has brought a copy of the cookbook for everybody in our audience. Well be right back with young the giant [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. . We all want whats best for our kids. Introducing mcdonalds new chicken mcnuggets. Made with 100 white meat chicken and no artificial colors, flavors and now no artificial preservatives. . Nicen easy. We only make the most real natural looking color. So even in revealing sunlight, it doesnt look like hair color at all. It looks like, its a hundred percent you. 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We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. But this is their album. Its called home of the strange. It comes out friday the 12th. Here with the song something to . . . It gets old when you talk to the sun . . In a tongue understood by no one . . Can it be that i hear what hes saying . . Is there a reason why im still awake . . And he says ive got you written in a black book by the Railroad Track . . You see, i know your fate . . And i say, youve got to listen . . Im a songbird with a brand . Ill give you something to believe in . . Burn up the basement full of demons . . Realize youre a slave to your mind, break free . . Now give me something to believe in . . Just give me . . Just give me something to believe in . . Every day when i speak to the moon . . Pale as a ghost in the afternoon . . Tragedy has a hold on my mind . . But i can see the lie between the lines . Listen . . Im a songbird with a brand new track you underestimate . . Ooh, ooh . . Ill give you something to believe in . . Burn up a basement full of demons . . Realize youre a slave to your mind, break free . . Now give me something to believe in . . Promise me . . So afraid . . Im a slave to my mind . . You give me something to believe in . . Ive got you written in a black book by the Railroad Track . . You see, i know your fate . . And i say, youve got to listen . New track you underestimate . . Ill give you something to believe in . . Burn up the basement full of demons . . Realize youre a slave to your mind, break free . . Now give me something to believe in . . Just give me . . Just give me something to believe in . [ cheers and applause ] . . Trying to think of a way to . Its not just a party . . Let me get this off your chest open my mouth all the gems falling out . . Make me lose control . . Ive got that spielberg charm . . Ive charm . . Ah im addicted but what can i say . . Im addicted but what can i do . . I got my silver charm on . . Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . Foods on the floor but the . Slurring my lines but im making the meeting . . I say what you want me to say but chalk only get in the way . . Rolling our eyes would you describe . . How dreams come true . . Ive got that spielberg charm got that spielberg charm . That spielberg charm . . Ah ah ah im addicted but what can i say . . Im addicted to madness but what can i do . . I got my spielberg charm . This is nightline. Tonight, no minced words. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, i dont know. Donald trump still feeling the heat for his comments about Second Amendment people. Tonight hes back on the offensive. Isis is obama. He is the founder of isis. I would say the cofounder would be crooked Hillary Clinton. Hillary today had her own stern warning. Words matter, my friends. And if you are running to be president , words can have tremendous consequences. Now even more republicans saying a Trump Presidency would be too dangerous. 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