Creepy, old reverend jones. Reverend jones retired six months ago, so the pastors name is reverend jordan now, okay . This man has great vision. He has new programs that he wants to start at the church. He wants to help people find jobs. Who doesnt need a job . Wait a minute. Help people find jobs . Yes. He can get us all jobs. Everybody needs a job here. Thats cool. We can get jobs. Cj, we can get you a job. Baby, cj already has a job. Uh. Cj already has a job . Cj doesnt have a job. Come on, janine. Lets go. Oh, no, no, no. I need to stay and watch this. No, baby. You have a job. You have two jobs right back in my room. Come on. Come, come, come, come. Yeah. Hayden and jayden. Hayden and jayden, hayden and jayden. Cj has a job, baby. Tell him about your job, cj. Yeah, tell me about the job, cj. You got a job . You didnt tell me about it . Right. Lets just say, hypothetically, if reverend jordan could actually help people to get jobs, would you want him to find somebody to replace you that you knew really, really well i mean, knew well enough to sit at your Kitchen Table or would you rather it be somebody that you didnt know . You been holding out on me like that . You been holding out on me, cj . Somebody i know has replaced me at my job . Its bart. Its bart. I knew it. I knew it. I felt it in here. I felt it. I thought it was gas, but it was bart. Ha ha im going down to that city hall, cj. No. But wait. Dont. Im going to firm my affirmative action. But wait a minute. [ horns honking, bell dings ] [ whistle blows ] [ female announcer ] with mccafe, every season is full of delicious surprises. For a limited time, fall for the latest flavor the brandnew mccafe Pumpkin Spice latte, smooth, sweet, a hint of spice and made with 100 Rainforest Alliance certified espresso. Settle in with Pumpkin Spice latte, something new to love from mccafe. So you can do more. Only degree has motionsense activated by your movement, the more you move the more it protects. Do more. Degree. It wont let you down. Hey, baby. Hey, baby, im back. Curtis, uhuh. Curtis, where have you been . Uh, where was i at . Cant even remember. Where, city hall . I think i was at city hall. Curtis, wait, wait, baby. If this is about what cj said, he did not tell you everything. Oh, i mean, he told me enough. Oh. Yeah. I just went down to the city council meeting. Yes . Can you believe security tried to kick me out . Is that crazy . Of city hall . Yeah. Thats so crazy. Curtis, what did you do . Look, baby. Okay. The mayor was giving a speech to some of the city workers that have been laid off. Okay. And i may or may not have went and grabbed her mike to do a little speech of my own. Curtis, no. Okay, i may or may not have enticed a few likeminded people into a little, small, little, teeny, little, ittybitty, little riot. Curtis. Couldnt even see it. Curtis with a few likeminded people who might have followed me home. Who might have followed you home . A few people . [ people chanting curtis payne ] baby, what is this . Power to the people curtis [ chanting continues ] hee hee hi, reverend jordan. Sorry for coming round back. It seems the multitudes have gathered up front. Theyre chanting for someone named curtis. Yes, sir. Its a long story, pastor. Please. Curtis . Please, please, please, honey. I want you to meet my husband. Love it. What you want . Mr. Payne. Reverend jordan, this is my husband, curtis payne. Curtis. Oh, okay. I dont believe ive seen you in church. Yeah. I dont believe ive seen you, either. Ha ha uh, yeah. You know, i sit in the back, way in the back. In the balcony. No, in my living room, right . Matter of fact, im gonna go there now, get my seat early. Ha ha ha hes such a. Character. This is my niece janine. Hello, reverend. Its wonderful to meet you. Excuse me what that was my daughter jazmine. Excuse me, reverend. I need to see what shes up to. Sister payne, i dont mean to take up too much of your time. Oh, no, no, no. Please sit. Sit, sit, sit, sit. Have a seat. I just wanted you to be one of the first to know that as part of our new ministry, were about the launch the multimedia Outreach Program it will allow us to expand our reach into the community. Oh, pastor, that is wonderful, ohh, and this is going to help us raise the awareness for the help center. The church is moving in exciting new directions. Oh, yes. Of course, of course, of course. Through the program, for example, worshipers will be able to actually download clips of Services Download clips of services . So, the people gonna be able to Download Church . Sister payne, we can no longer constrain the Church Within these just four walls ooh, sit down, sit down, sit down. Sit down here. Okay, pastor. This sounds good. Now, so, okay. Well, how does the help center fit into this program . Well, see, thats what i wanted to talk to you about. In our new budget, were reallocating the help center funds to the multimedia Outreach Program. Wait. Youre what . Youre going to shut down the help center . No, janine. Hes not gonna shut down the help center. Why would he do that . How could he do it . You wouldnt do that, would you . Sister payne, try to understand that okay. You are closing it . The center fed 50 people yesterday. Were talking about spiritually feeding 50,000 okay, but what about the people on auburn avenue who need the physical food today . Well, just help me get this launched, and we can discuss the details later. No, reverend. I think your details have already been discussed, which means this discussion is over. Excuse me. Sister payne, please. Sometimes your plan might not always be gods plan. My plan . Sir, all i want to do is help feed the needy. Sounds like your plan does not have room for that type of ministry. Thank you for coming by. But, sister payne thank you for coming by. [ people chanting payne needs his pay ] what are those people still doing here . Step aside. Coming through. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing . Thats my lemonade. You cant be giving away my lemonade. Giving it away . Please. Im getting paid. You know what . This is too much. They got to go. No. This is getting good. Who knows how far you could take this . You could run for office. I dont want to be a politician. Well, why not . Youre loud. Youre obnoxious. You sit around saying, whats wrong with the world . All day, and you never do anything about it. You were born to be in government. Look, jazzy. All i want is my job back, all right . Then use the crowd. Whip them up, and when the press get here, you can use them to get your job back. Ooh . Thats not a bad idea. Thats a good idea. Youre small, but youre smart. Yeah. You learned a lot at that little gifted school, didnt you . Okay. Lets go. Uncle curtis hey, how you doing, man . No. I heard about what happened at city hall. We need to talk. No. I cant talk right now. My people waiting on me. They gonna help me get my job back. No, uncle curtis. Thats what i need to talk to you about. [ cheers and applause ] uncle curtis. Uncle curtis shh cj uncle curtis, help. Oh. Ugh. Citizens of atlanta, earlier today a man of the people rose and spoke for you [ chanting curtis ] now hes mad, youre mad, and hes mad youre mad. Were all mad, and when youre mad, you got to act mad. Let me see a mad face. Rrr let me see it wow all right now i give you your next city councilman curtis payne [ cheers and applause ] city councilman . Why you tell them that . Because im mad. I got a little drunk with power. Just roll with them. You want my chair . You can have my chair. No. Im good. Okay. Hello, my fellow atlantacans. [ cheers and applause ] look. Running for city council, that isnt why im [ chanting city council ] yeah. No, no, no. No. Thats not why im here. Im here to talk about City Government that would rather force out their own people than uh, were gonna need more cups. More cups . [ chanting more cops ] no, not cops. I said cups, not policemen, cups. Oh, man, someone parked a taxi in aunt ellas flower bed. He better no taxis in the flower bed. [ chanting no taxes ] no. I didnt say taxes. I said taxis, not taxes. Oh, man. Look, people. Im not here for that. Im here because i lost my job. The city has taken my job. The city hasnt taken your job, unc. I took your job. Ooh. What . Its me. I took your job. Im your replacement. Oh, poor baby. Oh, no. What the hell . 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Fruit, with a cool finish. Fruit on one side. Cool on the other. Ice breakers duo. A fruity cool way to break the ice. So just go ahead and eat dinner without me, okay . Yeah. Love you, too. [ man on radio ]. 82 degrees by this afternoon. Oh hello . Jimmy johns . [ tires screech, bell chimes ] you ordered jimmy johns . Wow that was fast. I wouldve been here sooner, but this traffic stinks. [ male announcer ] jimmy johns. Order online at jimmyjohns. Com. Uncle curtis, look, man. Youve been telling me all my life to get a job. Get a job. Well, they just offered me the job. I didnt take the job. Not my job, cj. Get your own job, not my job. Come on, man. Whats the code . Whats the firemans code . You a fire chief. You got to know the code. Rookies buy the doughnuts . Ooh, oh, we got a funny man. Everybody, we got a funny man. Funny man in the house. No, cj. Thou shalt not covet thy uncles job. What . Whered that come from . If you look in the book of jobs, you will see that the burning bush told moses right before he put it out, and moses was the first fireman. Everybody know that. Everybody know that, and you better be careful because you not just going against me. Youre going against moses, and he got connections. Janine, what am i gonna tell these people at the help center . Well, miss ella, you may not have to tell them anything. What are you talking about . You heard him. He is going to close that center. Maybe the two of you can find some common ground. I dont think so. Hes gonna make sure that his Little People are working and that all the internets are in place and that all the people hes here. Hes who . Whos here . Hi. Hi. Come on in. Whats he doing here . I called him. Miss ella, dont get mad. I called him. I think that the earlier conversation just got a little bit too heated and you two need to do some more talking. Well, if hes still gonna close down that center, then theres nothing for us to talk about. Sister payne, closing the help center doesnt have to be the end of your service to the church. Theres other ministries that you can get involved in. Pastor, this is not about me. [ scoffs ] this is about all of the people in the community who fall through the cracks. My First Priority is to my flock, the members of my church, but those other people, they will fi whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I am so sorry. I dont mean any disrespect, but i am a member of your flock, but i am also one of those other people. See, pastor, i was on the streets. I did the drugs. I was homeless, and, i promise you, if it hadnt been for people like miss ella and the help center, i wouldve fallen through the cracks, too. I understand. I understand, but mrs. Payne pastor, please. I really dont think you do. I dont think you understand. Have a seat, sir. Okay. Um. Pastor, do you know sister fiona smith . Fiona smith. Let me check the church database. Is she a member . Oh. Well, her daddy built the church long, long, long, long time ago, and its not gonna be in your database. Fiona smith is 82 years old, pastor, and she aint hightech. Shes never gonna operate the internet or download a church service, but she comes to the help center every single day. Every day. And she eats soup there, sir, because shes hungry every day, and she rides on her bus because she doesnt have a car. We are all she has, and thats just another members story. I dont understand. If shes a member, why havent i seen her . Pastor, i dont know why you havent seen her. She sits on the front pew. I guess ive been shouting from the mountaintop when the neediest have been right here in front of me. Im grateful that i have strong, faithful members like you working with me. Oh, this is good. See . Maybe the two of you can sit down and look over the budget and see what you can come up with. Um, ill text you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Bye, pastor. God bless you. God bless. Ooh. Yay. Jazmine, come help me with this tech stuff, please. Da dada 80, 81, 82. Guess you did pretty good. Everybody in the house got a job except for curtis. I might have an opening in my organization. You got a resume . Ill need two recommendations. Yeah. I got two recommendations. One, hush up, and, two, get your little tail out of my living room. A smart aleck in this economy . I like your spunk. Well be in touch. Hey, mom. Hi, baby. Wow. Nice. Well, well, well. If it isnt mrs. Judas. For your information, judas didnt have a wife. Ha you need to read your bible a little more, dont you . What . Yes, he did have a wife. No. He judas had a wife. Her name was judy. Now, dont tell me the bible, okay . She turned into a pillar of seasoned salt, and then it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, and she turned into soup, and then we had six weeks more of winter. Okay, so i take it cj told you. Yeah. He did, but, boy, ill tell you, its really hard to listen to somebody when you got a knife in your back, huh . You want to stab me in the back, too, so i have a matching set, his and her matching set of knives, in my back . Theres a spot right next to where he did when he stole my job. Cj did not steal your job. Yeah. It just walked away, didnt it . You know what . He went down there and convinced that district chief to throw me out. Cj would never do that, all right, although i really couldnt blame him if he did with the way you always hurl insults at him all the time. You never make him feel welcome. You always treat him like a stranger. Oh, wait a minute. And do you know why he puts up with it . Because he loves you. For some unknown reason, this man actually respects you. He became a firefighter because of you, so the last thing he would actually want to do is hurt you. But he took my job. He took your job. He took my job. A job was offered to him. You and i both know he deserved that job. That job wouldve gone to somebody else anyway because they were retiring you. Im his uncle, janine. Yes, yes. Youre his uncle. You are the man that prepared him for this job. You are the reason that he got this opportunity. You are his hero, and i really just dont understand how you dont get that. Ah wait. And another thing. Judy was nowhere in the bible. Shes not judas wife. Shes nowhere. Read it. [ sighs ] good to see you. Called you 20 minutes ago. Im glad i wasnt on fire. Just say what you got to say. I am, but i need to say it in front of everybody. Everybody come in the living room. What, baby . Come on, yall. Hurry up. Hurry up. I got to tell everybody something. Okay, okay, okay. Sit, sit, sit. I got something to say, and Everybody Needs to hear it. What is it now . As everybody knows, the Fire Department has forced me to retire. Im curtis payne, and i dont let nobody push me around. Thats just me. I fight for what i believe in, and i believe that cj payne, my nephew. Should be the next chief of Engine Company number 5. If anybody is gonna replace me, it should be you. Im glad somebody reminded me of that. Thank you. It wasnt you. It was judy from the bible. Dont know what bible you got. [ sighs ] i got something for you. What is it . Oh. Just an old watch. Old watch found in a fire. Hadnt worked for over 75 years. Uncle curtis, you really give sucky presents. Actually, jazzy, its not a present. Its kind of a fire chiefs memento. You see, my fire chief gave it to me, and his fire chief gave it to him, and et cetera. You get the point. Its just a Little Something to remind us who we serve and what we do and how important and how dangerous our job is. Wow. There you go, chief. You deserve it. Hes proud of you, and im proud of you. Yes. Yes. Im proud of you, too. We should go and celebrate. Oh lets go out for ice cream. Yes. Oh, yeah. Ice cream. Yeah. Good. Jazzy is buying. Curtis baby, shes the only one with money. Ha