Manhattan . All right, id like to apologize. Its late. My emotion emotions are frayed s hard on all of us. Lets do this thing. Let me show you how to do it . I have a pen y have pineapple . Pineapple pen ape pen . Just mime it, just mime it, i just mime it. Its the late show with tonight, stephen welcomes samantha bee. Abby elliott. Abd Asa Butterfield. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert hey oh, yeah. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you, chris whats on, jon . Two, two, two strips of bacon. Wow, nice. Thank you, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Happy friday, everybody. Ready for the weekend . cheers and applause me, too. I dit about this last night but big news just out. It looks like donald trump may have broken the law. You shn be that shocked. Newsweek has discovered that back in 1998, trumps company violated the embargo against cuba, illegally spending 68,000 on a business trip for representatives of trump hotels and casino resorts. No word yet on whether they were in cuba to scout real estate or laughter you run out after a while. You run ow after a while. To skirt the embargo this is what they found out trumps company didnt spend the money directly. Instead, they illegally funneled it through a Consulting Firm who advised them how to make it appear legal by linking it after the fact to a charitable effort. Thats how they got caught. Because no one would ever laughter still, this story shouldnt be a big problem for trump, unless there was some sort of swing state with a huge cuban population who hates anyone who would do business with castro. Bu that shouldnt be a problem, unless theres video of him saying he would never invest in cuba from the same year he actually did. Oh, there is . And we have it . And im pretending to talk to somebody off camera for dramatic then just play it then. As you know and the people in this room know better than anyone putting money and investing money in cuba right now doesnt go to the people of cuba. It goes into the pockets of fidel castro. applause hes a murderer. Hes a killer, hes a bad guy in every respect. Stephen hes a man im proud to call my business partner. laughter i love you, fidel. Mwah this is a damning, corroborated scandal for trump with only one possible result he goes up in the polls. But we shall see. Speaking of donald trump, are you guys familiar with a meme called pepe the frog . For those who dont, heres a picture. Heres pepe the frog. Antidefination league because people have been abusing the image of a cartoon character to harass and spread hatred on social media, which is shocking, because i didnt know people needed any help spreading hatred on social media. But pepe didnt start as a symbol of hate. He was originally a character in an indie comic about a group of funloving stoners called boys club. Its so hard for women to break into the world of cartoon stoners. Heres what happened. Then the internet discovered pepe and turned him into a emotions like sad, angry, smug and those are the only three emotions allowed on the internet these caiz. laughter soon, pepe became so big that celebrities like nicki minaj and katy perry were posting pictures of him. Thats with he ran into the number one rule on the internet because some lets say people on the internet decided pepe had gone too mainstream, so they decided to ruin him for everyone. As one selfdescribed White Nationalist put it, as part of a campaign to reclaim pepe, we basically mixed him in with nazi propaganda you know, like how when the hot tub gets too crowded, you reclaim it by taking a dump in it. laughter mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. More for me mao heres t this antidefamation ban has got to be embarrassing to donald trump because both he and donald jr. Have posted images of pepe dressed as trump. And using pepe just reinforces the continuing accusations that trump has courted the white supremacist vote, can which isnt fair. He did not court it. He just said everything they wanted to hear. It is my favorite holiday. Its the one time of year i can eat an entire bag of funsize snickers, and its not depressing. Its festive and everywhere you look, people are hawking Spooky Halloween swag. But one piece of merchandise has gotten complaints for being a little too spooky. Its the scary peeper creeper, the suctioncupequipped halloween decoration that mounts outside your window, simulating a man peering inside. And the website says its a scary, fun halloween decoration with realistic details. laughter i dont know. If its such a realistic portrayal of a peeping tom, how come you can see both of his hands . Jon oh, man oh, man cheers and applause jon oh, man laughter no stephen now, youve got to act fast if you want to get your hands on the creeper, because the item from their shelves in canada. So sad. Now the peeper creepers are outside the store sadly looking in. laughter speaking of creepy, an australian man, after sitting down on a portable toilet, has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis, for a second time. Jon thats nastiy stephen wow. Jon i dont know what he doing wrong, wrong . Wha stephen what are the odd . That must be like being struck by lightning twice on the penis. He was taken to the same hospital where they treated his first bite, and the man said they got worried the first time. This time, they were making jokes. Which proves the old saying spider bites you on the penis once, shame on you. Spider bites you on the penis twice, thats hilarious. laughter remind me to never go to australia, by the way. Stephen but the victim doesnt agree saying im the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment unlucky, sir, unlucky . You have been bitten twice in the penis by a spider. Thats not a tragic tale. That is a superhero origin story. . Spider wang spider wang . Does whatever a spider can spins a web any size . Catches thieves with an open fly . Look out here comes here comes the spider waaaang . cheers and appe say hi to jon batiste and stay human, everybody. . . . applause stephen as you know, catholic. But ever since i started this show, i often miss church because im so busy not going. laughter gets in the way. And what i miss most about church, of course, is going to confession. So, i was wondering if i could get some things off my chest with you, the audience. You wont tell anybody, right . Audience of course not stephen you were pretty hesitant there. laughter this is Stephen Colberts midnight confessions. . . . cheers and applause laughter applause stephen standard disclaimer these might not all be sins, but i do still feel guilty about them. Okay, ill be right back. organ music playing forgive me, audience. Ran a marathon just to get a free cup of gatorade. Laugh sometimes i worry that when i get to heaven, i wont have anything to talk about with george washington. So, george, did god let you grow your real bath back, or what . laughter i have never cleaned my oven. laughter i just move every few years. laughter i eat trail mix to feel like an endurance athlete, while im really just binging on m ms and peanuts. laughter laughter gotta keep training. I tell people i dont believe in casual sex, but the truth is, sometimes i dont wear a tie. laughter applause cheers laughter laughter coughs that second hand full was a mistake. laughter i like to impress people by saying i have a selfdriving car. And they are impressed until they see brick on the accelerator. laughter during parentteacher conferences, i stop paying i just said the word attentions when i meant to say attention. Im going to start this joke over again. laughter during parentteacher conferences, i stop paying attention. And the parents start to suspect im not really a teacher. laughter the first time i heard tor brangelina, i thought it was a highfiber cereal. laughter forgive me, audience. Audience we forgive you stephen thanks. Well be right back with five hail marys and samantha bee. [ on the road again, by Willie Nelson ] . On the road again . [ rear alert sounds ] [ music stops ] . Just cant wait to get on the road again . 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Jon yeah stephen these people these are people who are ready for the weekend right here. cheers well, weve got a big friday night reet for everybody because my first guest tonight is the very funny host of full frontal with samantha bee. Please welcome samantha bee . . . cheers and applause oh i love a friday crowd,ed from crowd. Stephen isnt that nice. So nice to see you again. So nice to see you. So happy to be here. Stephen having you on the show is all luke a vacation for me pause you do an show. Congratulations, you just crush it. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. As i came here, i was kitting in the green room, and i remember you gave me the most beautiful gift i have kept from before show launched, you sent a beautiful gift basket whatever it was but you also sent a beautiful gift card. Do you know what it said on it . Go get those bastards. Stephen thats right. Thats what wed say on the do a field piece, go get those bastards . I look at it every day. Theres my shining star. Stephen back on the daily show when we said get those baft arts it was people who believed in big foot. Now we have people to go after this time. Are you enjoying i mean the the show is great, but are you actually enjoying this campaign . Because its a doubleedged sword because you get to make great donald trump. On the other hand, he could be president. Enjoy is a strong word. Stephen yes. I mean, it is its certain a buffet of wonderful things to draw upon to make a comedy show. Stephen uhhuh. I want it to be over so badly cheers and applause i want to live my life i want america to be happy again. Stephen well, were you nervous, like, were you never a lot of people were nervous he would come across as i was extremely nervous. We had terrible anxiety in our offices all day. We were all very pale. Were all very drawn. We were ceend of shivering. It was kind of terrible. Stephen how do you think it went . There are polls and there are people spinning either way. How do you think it went . I actually thought it went very well. I actually was very happy with the outcome. I enscwoid, you know, in after i felt that trump peeled away the layers of the that he revealed himself in small ways throughout the debate in a way that i really did i fell i felt quite i felt quite good about ta. That was nice. And then, of course, he went on fox and friends the next morning can reveed even more layers. So it was great. Stephen he said the fix was in. Uhhuh, yeah, yeah, so well see how it all works out. Haha were going to be fine. Stephen not as noas high stakes. Not as high still important. Stephen still important because either one of those people could be president. And in fact didnt i feel like donald trump has said that mike pence will be his de facto president. I mean, while hes busy making america great, mikes going to be taking care of all the policy and all that other bleep . Stephen the word is Donald Trump Jr said whoever is ever. Maybe we should keep our eyes on him. Stephen theyre not biggest fire brands met word, mike pence and tim kaine. Maybe theyll have a banjo duel. Stephen banjo duel . I would watch that. That would be amazing. Stephen that would be fantastic. There is a slightly inbred quality there. I feel like thats a debate i cowed moderate, in some ways. Debate. Yes, but they dont mean it. Stephen yes, they do. They dont know what theyre saying. Stephen yes, they do. I would disavow them of that notion quickly, unless its a banjo debate. Stephen do you have any questions up to ask them . I just want to watch what they do and i want someone else to take care of business and do their jobs how about a fight in the pit . That would be amazing. I would appreciate that. laughter bacon grease. Stephen you can do that. You can be grease girl. Grease them up, and somebody else can moderate. Ill be with you, in just a moment, anderson cooper. Oh stephen talk about your sexy self. Oh, look at that look at that cheers and applause see . Why am i always my hands are doing this. Stephen you were holding up you were holding up imaginary breasts. Im holding up myself. Its so luscious. Stephen you do. I have extra hair in there. Stephen thats extra. Thats mott your hair . I like my hair, but they put extra hair in there so i look like a faded 1977s Country Music star like fallen on hard times and just, like, slid down the wall. Stephen sure. Shoes are off. Stephen a little tammy wynette. A lil bit. I donated hair do you do this for the show or do you just do it for photo shoots . Mow, i had never condition it i had extra hair just for what. I donated that popeople at work. Stephen someone handed me this photo. I wasnt entirely sure what to make of it. Is that what this is . Oh, yeah. Stephen is that a curtain made out of your former air extensions. Thats a curtain yeah. Stephen right there. We have our office set up like a cubicle matrix. So she pushed panels out so she could have help relations with other people and put my hair up as a beautiful curtain. Having your hair up there does not add to the desire to have help relations with other people. She looks like a trophy its not pubic hair, stephen. Its just hairhair. Stephen can you get pubic Hair Extensions . I think you can get anything you want. Stephen really . Yes, you can. Stephen you can. We live in that ceend of a world. Stephen can you explain why ryan lochte is in your office . For inspirational purposes and to why is there a naked ryan lochte in your office . He sits portrait i have of a halfnaked putin riding a bear. I like to mix it up for peep who come into my office is this your portrait or anyone can get this . No, no, its just mine. Its about eight feet tall, and hes holding a spear it was, like, custom made for me. I dont know. Stephen where does one commission this . I wanted to set a tone. laughter do you know what i mean . Stephen for the staff. Like, when you decorate your first office at a tv show, you youre coming from. Stephen we have to take a commercial break, can you stick around . Yes. Stephen well be right back with sam bee. . . . One smart choice leads to the next. . The new 2017 ford fusion is here. Its the beauty of a wellmade choice. . Ah, im in there as katie. Ill call you later. Or. No i wont, ill text you, because what am i your dad . This must be what Antonio Brown feels like when hes dancing in the end zone. Touchdown Antonio Brown [crowd cheering] this must be how lucas felt when he finally got katies number. . . . Power, power to the lord . . Power, power to the lord . . . Power lord . Pause. Stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. Were here with our good friend, sam bee. Are you willing to mach a prediction on what will happen in the election . Oh, you mea because ill be living in a cave until january. Stephen are you going to be broadcasting the night of the election . We are not. Stephen were from the old school, we would do live shows all of us, at the daily show you, me, colbert report. Were doing a show next wednesday instead of monday so we can respond to v. P. Debate. And were bracketing the election. So were doing a monday show anded with show. Stephen what or the musicians from titanic. Well see. I dont know. I dont know whats going to happen. cheers and applause . Stephen thats nice, thats nice. Could go either way. Stephen are you going to invite are you going to invite me up into your door floating if the ocean or do i have to sink to the bottom of the ocean . You can come in my door any time. Stephen thank you very much. I have never had a woman say that to me before. Oh, quote of the day, you can come on my coor a stephen how is your lovely, handsome, and talented husband, jason. Hes lovely and handsome and talented and i love him. Stephen theres a guy i know likes to get naked. He loves to disrobe. Stephen a lot of shot of him back on the daily show back in the day in underwear and thog. She is shooting season two of the tour and he is half naked in those as well in the worst he is such a prude around the house. Stephen seriously. He is a big prude and i am free with myself and he thinks people are spying on us through our window and he has to be fully clothed. And i said theyre not what interested. Stephen you and your husband are both from canada. Are you canadian citizens . Were duly. Were both. applause thank you, citizenship. This will be my first time im so excited. Its a little pit emotional. Its a little bit emotional is there is it any way similar to canadian voting . Is there anything different in canada about the way you vote . First of all, its a more measured system up north. Stephen yeah . And it is a different system. This one fees a little more, i would say, urgeep. Does that make sense to you . Do you feel that . Its a bit more direct. Stephen yeah, i do. Theres a woman in the pront row from toronto who said if oh, my gosh, hi thats great. Thats so jeoperous of you. Youre a nice person. applause youre a really nice person were good people. Stephen sam bee, thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. Stephen the the next episode of full prontal with samantha bee airs this thursday on cbs. Well be right back with abbey elliot. This is lynchburg, tennessee. This is how many people were born here. This is how many are named hiawatha kitty mcgee. This guy keeps the town dry. These guys would prefer it a little wet. This many are proud of what we make here. This is how many will go around bragging about it. This is our town. For 150 years, the home of jack daniels. If you cant get here, just look for one of our postcards. They look like this. Just look for one of our postcards. Its here. The amazing new iphone everyones excited about. And tmobile is the best place to get it. 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Russ im Russ Feingold and i approve this message because wisconsins middle class and working families should come first. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, welcome back, folks. My next guest stars in odd mom out on bravo. Her new movie is better off cheers and applause . . . Stephen welcome to the show. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Stephen i understand that congratulationses are in order. Oh, yes. Stephen you just got married. I just got married. Stephen when was this . Im about stephen oh, you truly just got married. Yeah, a coup of weeks ago. Stephen youre in the honeymoon, the first month after being married. Yeah, it feels great. Feels exactly the same but good. Stephen were you i was going to ask you if you were living together before you got married. Yes, we were. Stephen totally inappropriate for me for asking. Thats weird would you like me to cut that out of the interview . Yes. Stephen do not cut that out. Honeymoon. We went to africa, to botswana, a safari. Stephen like the jeeps up and down . Yes, land rover and looking for animals. Were staying in these, like, tentsz that were at these camp s. Stephen like camps or glamping tents . Theyre like glamping tents. Stephen tent with wifi. Ive never been camping. Stephen you have never been camping . Thats weird. This felt very rugged to me but i had moth t stephen did you sleep in a bed . We slept in a bed. Stephen you were not camping. Amenities, fancy lotion displz was there a butler saying, would you like pancakes in the morning . In. More or less. Thats not what they do . Stephen thats the good kind of of camping. When youre on your honeymoon. You dont upon to the rough it. No, no exactly. It felt like hard work. We had to get up at 5 00 a. M. To go on the rides. Stephen the animals work down. Stephen i went on a safari once. Did you do the big five. Elephants, zebras, lions leopards. Cape buffalo. Buffalo. Stephen and whats the last one . Rhino. We didnt see rhino. Stephen you didnt see rhino . No, pubut we saw baboons. We saw baboons one night actually it is in the morning. We were warned at night there are baboons around. Stephen its africa. Its one morning we heard all these noises on top of our tent, and a baboon it looks like it had dropped into our tent. It was staring at us is there it looked like it was dropping in your tent . Of it in your tent . Well, we were screaming and we thought ill take that as a no. We were we thought it had kicked in the netting, jumped in ask was somewhere in our tent. So we blew the air horn is there you had an air horn . Is, like, you blow the air horn, but its, like, really only in case of emergency. Stephen what happens when you blow air horn . Like 20 people came running like, oh, my god. It really was as if someone choking. Its for serious emergency. And were leak, we think a paboon came in. laughter is there and they said . No, theres no baboon in here at all. Stephen were they acting like you were crazy . In africa. Yourinyoure going to see some baboons. The second camp we went to there were rumors of this aggressive, horne, male like teenager elephant. Stephen i wasnt sure what the laughter i wasnt sure what the noun at the end of that sentence was going to be. Like a horny elephant. Stephen sure, absolutely. Shahad i was sent a photo, a selfie of yours. Yes, he was stalking us. Is there thats hip in the background. Thats my husband. Stephen you cant sell hose at home depot anymore, the peeping tom elephants. laughter so you dont actually look what scared. You actually looked like no, i was sobbing. I was sobbing. This was kind ofav my husband copied me down. But i said why did you cothis to me. Stephen is that your husband . Thats my husband. Stephen hes kind of adorable. Thank you, i think so. I did say, why did you do this to with elephant. The horny, male elephant that was stalking us. Stephen the new movie is called better off single. Better off single. Stephen y understand we have a clip here. You can explain whats happening in this clip before we show it . Do you need to explain whats happening . This is when i meet, my character angela, meets her new boyfriend, played by aaron tare, stephen jim. Long walks on the beach. Date. Yeah . Definitely. She had me at emasculation. Youre a natural. Gretchen, 30, enjoys lying about her age being sensitive, smarty and funny posting one picture taken 1215 years ago. Without question she will look that good in person, without question. Take her out tonight. Tonight . Yeah. Actually, i already have plans tonight and she is out on work release so what will be pretty hard it to schedule. Too bad. And theyre also lookag his Online Dating profile. Stephen did you do a lot of that before you got married. Did you date a the love people online . No, i didnt at all. Stephen me, either. You didnt. Stephen i got married wif years ago. It didnt exist at the time. That would be weird. Stephen congratulations on being married. We actually got you a wedding present. Did you . A wedding present. And we might have gone to your registry to get you something nobody got you on your registry. Oh, my gosh, there are still a lot left. Thank you. Stephen or we might have gotten you something that you dont want. laughter okay . And id like you to decide whether which one you think it is. Oerk stephen heres a baseball bat. Uhhuh. Stephen and id like to you is this one of the gifts. Stephenu baseball bat. Okay, thanks. Stephen the baseball bat is do you want to keep this or do you want to trade it up for Something Else if its not something on your registry . If its not something on your registry, well get you the thing on your registry. If it is something on your rengistry, you will have destroyed it. Your choice. Oh. Stephen its nice, or its not. I think i have on smash it. cheers and applause stephen because the odds not the thing. Right. Stephen right. Oh, is it . laughter okay. Hold on, hold on. Okay, oh, yes thank you stephen this is just for show, by the way. Its probably not like this is leak a snorkeling mask. Stephen yup. You can change your mind if you want. Im have conflicting feelings. Stephen or smash it. cheers and applause im sorry. Stephen would you like to know what it was . Oh, no i loved that goblet laughter no one bought any of those. Did i really smash it . Stephen the reason why no one got them for you is because theyre really expensive. I know. It was really wishful thinking. Oh audience oooh applause thats how my heart feels right now. Stephen we got you the whole set oh you did cheers and applause stephen better off single opens next friday. Abby elliott, everybody well be right back with asa buttel . . . band playing band playing cheers and applause stephen snuck up on me. Snuck up on me. Welcome back, everybody. You know my next guest from the boy in the striped pajamas, enders game, and hugo. Now he is the leading man in miss peregrines home for peculiar children. Please welcome, Asa Butterfield . . . Hello cheers and applause those guys are good. Stephen arent they wonderful . Amazing. Funcy. Stephen thats good description. You have kind of a mohawk. Are you moving towards a mohawk or is that a mohawk growing out . It was a mohawk. I did a film a coup of months ago, i was playing a punk,s guitar player and they buzzed it. Stephen from the 70s . No, modernday punk from new wave. He comes in this dome and gets introduced into punk music. Stephen a dome . Like the geodiseasic dome. He lives in there with his nutty grandma and had a kind of acealated existence, and so the punk music just blows his mind, basically. Stephen did you like it . Did you get a lot of attention i was shocked with the impression it gave off walking into stores and stuff. Everyone was double take. I juan used for it for a while. Stephen you dont seem leak a dangerous person. No i have a nice, innocent vibe around me and the mohawk was like, whats going on in . Stephen tips you over, could go psychoany moment. Thats a good feeling. How old are you . 19. Stephen oh, to be 19 again. Laugh and you just got your first apartment, didnt you . I did. Steph it sounds, like your own apartment, living in london. Stephen nice. It is. I mean, im enjoying it. Ive had a pretty independent life the last year just kind of on the road, acting so ive been by myself. Moving out is fun. Getting my own furniture, like, painting walls. It took a while. It did attack a while. I was about four months before i had a couch, so i just had, like, cushions on the floor. I got a tv. That was the first thing i got, you dont need a couch. You need a tv. Lets talk about the movie tim burton. Johnny Death Penalty is not in this tim burton movie, right . ly, can it be a tim burton movie if johnny depp is not in it . Johnny is not in this one, sadly. Stephen there are a lot of pale, people, right . Lots of pale people. Lots of white make up and, yeah, i mean, tim burton mean, tim is so iconic and unique in its style. Just working with him. I was a massive tim fan before i did this so just being on set watching what he does is awesome. Stephen whats he like as a director . Is he very hands on, or is he like, just do what you want . Its a bit of both. He wants to hear your point of view and hes very collaborative. If he likes what youre could go you get an immediate reaction. If he doesnt like it, hell give you direction. He doesnt he doesnt finish his sentences so you kind very far to know what hes going to say. Stephen what do you mean . Do you do an impression of him . So if you could coa little bit more of. You know. And just not so much. Yeah, right . And hen he walks off. laughter and you go, yeah, all right, tim. applause . Stephen and do you know what he means . It takes a while. It takes a coup of on his wave length and eventually do you. Its kind of chaotic. But its so much fun. Wow. Stephen its the story of i mean, its a home for peculiar children. We have a clip here. Do we need to set this up . This is where my character is at this home can hes kind of coming to terms with the crazy bleep thats going down. Stephen all right, jim, lets show them. That happens every day . Would you mind tying that rope around my waist. Right, promise to hold on tight. applause pretty cool. Stephen does everybody have a special power . Everyone has a special power. Stephen do you have a special power . I do have a superb power. Its not quite as immediately exciting as other ones. Stephen are you going to tell me what it is . I dont know. Do you want to know . Do you guys want to know. Monsters. Yeah soern else theyre envib, but to me they are terrifying. Yeah. Stephen wow. And to fiend out what the monsters are, we have to see the movie, right . Thats right. Thats right. Go watch it. applause . Stephen nice to meet you. Thank you pleasure. Stephen thanks for being here. Miss peregrines home for peculiar children is in stephen thats it for the late show, everybody tune in next week when i have emily blunt, mindy kaling, and armie hammer. James corden is next. Have a great weekend good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org . Are you ready yall to have some fun . Feel the love tonight dont you worry bout . Your hands on your arms theyll be there at night . Its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from tuscaloosa,