Transcripts For WDJT The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 20160914

laughter stephen yes. Very good. So evenly warmed. But, why, papa . Stephen because sometimes youre hungry and you dont feel like getting up. laughter mmm. Spicy. Ah ah do thing with can. No, pap acant you do it yourself. Stephen shhh do can. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes. Joseph gordonlevitt. Millie bobby brown. And musical guest the head and the heart. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen nice to see you cheers hey, everybody whats up, man . Stephen jon whats happening. Stephen good to see you. Nice to see you. Welcome to the late show. Thanks, everybody. I like your little dance. Show, everybody. Im Stephen Colbert. Wow it has been a rough week for Hillary Clinton. She has been dropping in the polls, and over the weekend, even her immune system turned against her. No surprise all the white blood cells are voting for trump. laughter ill have to thank you very much. Jon hey whoa stephen probably, probably. Thank you very much. Yes. That deserves it. Ill have more health over there. But most damaging of all may have been a remark she made at a fundraiser on friday when describing trumps voters. To just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of trumps supporters into what i call the basket of deplorables. laughter im sorry the basket of deplorables . Wow. Hillary should put her insults in the hamper of awkwardness. laughter what is have you ever heard that phrase before . Jon i have never heard that one before. Stephen what is ray basket of deplorables, okay . It sounds like the worstselling item at edible arrangements. Or maybe your cousins suburban punk band. Or even better, maybe translations of the minion movie. Id go see that. That sounds like a fun movie basket of deplorables. I might take four friends and go as the basket of deplorables for halloween. Jon oh, thats a good thing. applause stephen thank you very much. Thats called an inside joke. Explained just what she was talking about. The basket of deplorables. The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, islamophobic you name it. Stephen secretary clinton, i know youre the candidate, but heres a tip. If you want to be president , dont call the American People names. Even if youre elected no one wants to hear, my americans, a quarter of our union are douchebags. And i think its an unfair generalization. Do trump rallies attract some people who say awful, racist things . Of course. But thats just the guy on stage. Theerp theerp yes, yes. Wooo awful racist statements woo and, apparently, secretary clinton agrees, because over the weekend, she emerged from her coma long enough to issue a statement walking back her comment, walking back thusly last night, i was grossly generalistic. I regret saying half. That was wrong. Stephen really, you regre cool with basket of deplorables. What is it with older women and their love of baskets . Theres a basket for the tv remote, theres one for the mail, and the toilet paper gets a basket and a little wool hat. Big fan of the wool hat on the toilet paper over there. Gotta keep it warm. And, of course, after all this, donald trump jumped all over it. Never in history has a major viciously demonized the american voter. She called them racist, sexist, xenophobic, islamaphobic. Stephen yeah, whats she going to call them next, murderers and rapists . laughter oh, im sorry, those are taken. cheers and applause jon it happened. Stephen it happened. Jon it happened. Stephen it happened. Say hello to jon batiste and stay human, everybody. applause stephen jon, you spend much time in chicago . Jon yeah, ive been to chicago to play a few times, actually. Stephen yeah, i was there this weekend. Fantastic town. Jon yes, indeed. Stephen i lived there 11 years. We went to a couple of restaurant. Chicagos motto should be, more meat than you wanted. Its extraordinary. Jon what about the pita . You try that . Stephen oh, fantastic. My 14yearold said, ive had enough, thanks. Because the deep dish pizza jon enough pizza. Stephen the deep dish pizzas are not really pizzas. Theyre really just a baby pool filled with cheese and sauce. Jon thats right, thats right. Stephen amazing, amazing. Stephen as i said over the big political story this week continues to be the questions surrounding Hillary Clintons pneumonia. Or as some are calling it lungghazi. Not many, not many people. So far, just me. But some. Here is what we know so far on sunday, secretary clinton fainted and stumbled after leaving a 9 11 memorial service. And at first, her Campaign Said she was overheated, but then later admitted she had been secretly diagnosed with pneumonia two days earlier. And may i remind you thats pneumonia with a with a silent p. Why is that p even there . And who silenced it . laughter someone check on that. Someone check on that. Now, sources say the real issue is chronic dehydration, exacerbated by her reluctance to drink water, which has become a source of tension with her staff. Adding, she wont drink water, and you try telling Hillary Clinton she has to drink water. laughter challenge accepted. Secretary clinton, what if i told you there was a nonalcoholic beverage you can get free from any faucet, even sometimes from the sky . And its delicious, like a tall glass of unflavored gatorade. Aaah water. You need it to live. cheers and applause i am not a fan. And this whole pneumonia saga feeds right into the narrative that clintons hiding things and shes too unhealthy to serve. Even democratic strategist and man whose porn name is his real name, david axelrod, tweeted laughter can you imagine . Can you imagine if the door opened and hes there going, pizza delivery . Yeah, were good, were good. laughter axelrod tweeted, antibiotics whats the cure for an unhealthy penchant for privacy that repeatedly creates unnecessary problems . Im not sure, but in a lot of families, its alcohol. laughter but in this case, there may be no cure because hiding her diagnosis makes all those clinton conspiracies seem true. What else could be true . Is the Clinton Foundation really a big slush fund . Did they cover up an illicit cocaine ring . Is hillary a blooddrinking extraterrestrial lizard in disguise . laughter if so, she needs to drink more blood because she is getting dehydrated. Hillary clinton took yesterday off and reassured supporters that shes feeling fine, tweeting like anyone whos ever been home sick from work, im just anxious to get back out there. Okay, shes an alien. Senator, if im home sick, the only thing im anxious to do is watch more price is right. Ail, please. I fell asleep and the ice melted in this one and now its all watery. Could i have some toast or some sausal teens or a burger. Thats me being sick. And hillary even got to the phone with tvs healthiest human, anderson cooper. Why not just say on friday, you know, i got pneumonia, folks. Im going to powerou well, i just didnt think it was going to be that big a deal. Stephen yeah, pneumonias no big deal when youre running for president. Just ask William Henry harrison. Oh, wait. You cant, he died of if you knownia. applause now, this level of secrecy for something so seemingly minor comes off as, frankly, so here to reassure us about her health situation, please welcome cartoon Hillary Clinton. cheers and applause hi thank you. Hello over there hi hi up top. Stephen hi, hi. Secretary cartoon clinton, thank you for joining us. Thank you, stephen. I am happy to be here, smiling, waving, breathing on my own. Stephen well, thats good to hear. But tell me, why did you hide your pneumonia diagnosis . Great question, stephen. Look, im just doing what hardworking americans do every day powering through a little illness to coughs do my job. coughs stephen are are secretary, are you okay . Im wonderful, stephen. coughs let me just get my inhaler. laughter applause stephen okay. All right, okay. All right. Absolutely, stephen. And ask yourself, would i be using recreational drugs if i wasnt feeling well . Hi. Hello, bernie voters im feeling the bern stephen all right, all right, all right. Well, is this diagnosis going to slow down your Campaign Schedule . Not a bit, stephen. Im going to be out there every day coughs mildly listening to the voices of coughs more severely allergies. coughs violently stephen oh, my god did you just cough up a cat . Sure did. This is my cat, allergies. Sometimes at night, she crawls into my mouth and nestles in my lungs, because like all humans, stephen, i am warm blooded. Stephen this is incredibly, incredibly, disturbing. Stephen well, not as disturbing as the disappearance stephen secretary clinton, it seems like this campaign is taking a real physical toll on you. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am fired up and energized by the stories of Everyday Americans Everyday Americans who coughs sorry, frog in my throat. As i was saying, Everyday Americans who need someone to fight for them. Stephen secretary cartoon clinton, i am clearly talked to your dis embodied spirit right now. What, this . No, stephen. Im just displaying total transparency. cheers and applause laughter thank you hello thank you now, if you excuse me, i think i hear my childhood dog barking, so im just going to go towards that light. Stephen no, no, no thank you thank you stephen can i get you a glass of water . No, thanks. Never touch the stuff. Stephen cartoon Hillary Clinton, everyone goodbye thank you thank you coughs stephen well be right back with Joseph Gordonlevitt. bamd playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. My first guest tonight is an to keep your infrastructure up and running securely. The average test time is five hours. If you take more than eight, you will fail. Im done, sir. You dont have to tell me when you have completed a stage. No, i finished the whole thing. Its been 40 minutes. 38. What . 38 minutes. Stephen please welcome Joseph Gordonlevitt stephen hey, nice to see you. Great to be here. cheers and applause . Stephen the last time Joseph Gordonlevitt can i call you gordon jevit louis. You had two different socks on last time you saw you. You were very observant. Stephen and you did it again. I kept it a little more subtle this time but they do not match. Stephen do you do that for some personal reason youd like to share with us . I actually do. No ones ever asked me that on tv before. Yeah. My brother did this, and it was sort my brother, when he grew up, was this really sort of conservative, shy guy, and over unfortunately, he died, like, six years ago but over the course of his life, he became extremely extroverted. He decided he didnt want to be shy anymore. And one of the first steps to not being shy anymores was he started wearing brightcolored, mismatched socks. And it was sort of like him dipping his toe, because no one could see his socks, so he didnt have to suffer the consequences of being extroverted at first. Stephen so hes literally dipping his toes into the the yes. And i used to just wear black socks but then i inherited his sock collection, and now i always wear them. Stephen thats a beautiful story. Yeah, i didnt mean to get all no, not at all. Did you meet snowden . I did. Stephen where did you meet him . Oliver stone and his cowriter Karen Fitzgerald took a number of trips to moscow with he lives does he live, like, in a nice place . Is he under do the russians i dont know. I just met him at an office. I didnt go to where he lives. Oliver brought me on one of the trips. Because snowden was giving lots of feedback on the script but oliver wanted me to meet him. And i just spent about four hours talking with him, him and his longtime girlfriend, lindsey mills, who is played in the movie by shailene woodley. Its funny, because hes always trying to take the attention off of himself and put the attention on the issues he wants to talk about. Stephen today he tried to put because he asked president obama for a pardon. Thats true. But he wasnt talkin talking abt he liked to eat for lunch and how he walked and talked. Those are things i wanted to Pay Attention to. Stephen oh, as an actor. I see. His personal things. Stephen so did you get anything from him . Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, you can tell a lot about a person by just how they shake laughter whoa. That was limp, dude. Stephen thats the best thing. Yeah. applause hes actually he was really, hes sort of Old Fashioned in his good manner s. Stephen oh, really . Yes, i didnt expect it. For better or worse theres a stereotype they might have been guilty of sort of falling into this prejudice that guys that are good at computers are socially awkward. So evidence half expecting him to kind of, like, you know, give this kind of hsh but he really didnt at all. He was actually sort of gentlemanly, to be honest. And i wanted to i dont know i wanted to put that into the performance. Stephen now, does he want to come back . Did you talk to him about that . Definitely, yeah. Stephen why doesnt he come back do you think he should come back and stand trial . I mean, look, im not a lawyer as far as how he should or shipment be punished stephen but youre an american. I am an american. Nan. I dont say it like that. Stephen deep down were all americans. I cant say im an american. Heres the thing i think ultimately what he did is is its, of course, complicated, and i understand why people consider him a criminal because he broke the law. He did. When he took classified documents and gave them to journalists, that was breaking the law. But the n. S. A. Was also breaking the law day and lying to the American People about it, and we didnt know anything about that, until Edward Snowden provided the evidence. Stephen two wrongs dont make a right. Two wrongs dont make a right. applause just being the devils advocate, being the devils advocate. Heres the thing, i law they were breaking is in our bill of rights. Thats in our constitution that makes america so great. If you want to talk. Being an american, what makes this country so great is we have these rights. All over the world that dont have those rights, and when a Government Agency like the n. S. A. Is breaking that law and lying about it. To me, thats scary. Thats our democracy slipping away, and im happy to stand up and say im not cool with this. Its not okay. applause stephen im not censoring your freedom of speech, but weve got to take a commercial break. Well be right back with more Joseph Gordonlevitt, stick around. . . . applause revolutionary xtemp technology to help keep you cool. Lets put it to the test. Youre up. Ew. Im gonna play it. Wedge . Yup next anncr it speeds evaporation to help keep you cool and dry. Hanes xtemp technology. Because when youre cool, youre comfortable. I think you got this. Right. S chirping . jet engine . heart beat . water splashing rain drops engine revving tires on wet road . If your sneezes are a force to be reckoned with. You may be muddling through allergies. Try zyrtec . For powerful allergy relief. And zyrtec . Is different than claritin . Because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. applause . Stephen welcome back, everybody. Were here with the young, handsome and talented Joseph Gordonlevitt. As we were saying before the break youre in the new movie snowden, directed by oliver stone. Right. Stephen notice, he is a bit of a conspiracy theorist. Well, i mean tell me what part snowden played in the assassination of was negative 23 years old on the grassy knoll, man. Stephen whats it like hanging out with oliver stone . Is he fun or is he constantly spinning tales . He seems like a bit of a dark figure. I mean, i would not disagree with your characterization of him being a dark figure. Look, i actually think oliver stone is the only one who could have made this movie about Edward Snowden because its true. He is a sort of a first of all, he has a purple heart. Oliver stone went to vietnam and fought and saved some guys lives and has a purple heart. Heart. applause heres the thing oliver stones movies tend to be critical of the american government, but, again, we live in a country where were allowed to be critical of the government. Thats what is so beautiful about our country. We can have those conversations. Thats a patriotic thing to do to say, i love my country, but this thing thats happening should be talking about it. Thats what oliver does in his movies. Stephen did you do anything off set . Did you hang out with him . I imagine he has a fun side. He looks like hes been to a party or two. I think oliver stone has had some fun in his life, yeah. He loves movies, oliver does. I mean, its not surprising, hes a great fil filmmaker. But he knows so much. Stephen did you watch any films together . We watched a movie together, a great war movie, actually. The first time the first time together laughter we were we were we were talking about war stories. I asked him about vietnam, and he was telling me about it, and then we started talking about war movies and what war movies he liked. By the the way, he made one of the greatest war movies platoon, not to mention born on the 4th of july. What a lot of people dont know and i did not know before doing the movie is Edward Snowden was the most dangerous, snowden enlisted. The movie began there, in basic training. We started our production going out and shooting these military scenes. Im in, like, fatigues, in full battle gear doing basic training drills, shooting these sequences with oliver stone, the guy that made platoon. I was like, okay, this is no joke now. Were really doing this. Stephen was should thought shooting on digital. Stephen for him. There were any concerns somebody might hack your files and take the movie because . There was a guy on set, his name was ralph, who was sort of our technical consultant. He actually used to be a hacker. Hes an extremely sophisticated hacker. Now he works on the other side. They call him a white hat hacker, and his job on set was to protect the footage coming off of the digital cameras and make sure that no one could, you stephen what do you do to protect the footage, put it in a ziplock bag . What do you do to protect the footage. Look, im not a Computer Programmer but you play one on tv. Yes, i do, its true, its true. Heres the funny thing, to tie it all back in, ralph also happened to have the best weed. And i dont even thats a coincidence makes everything better. Makes everything better, i guess. So, thanks so much for being here, man. Nice to see snowden opens in theaters this friday. Joseph gordonlevitt, everybody well be right back with millie bobby brown. . . . applause . Stephen thanks, man. Seared to smoky oak perfection. Ing up y theres something for every craving. Like savory woodfire grilled chicken with two sides for just 9. 99. The new wood fired grill. Only at applebees discover card. Customer service maam. 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The stinky. Even those who get a little icky. Keep it up. With delta in2ition plus h2okinetic, you can. See what delta can do. Hello. Hi. Welcome. This is the chevy malibu. It was awarded most dependable midsize car by j. D. Power. It looks great. Wow what is happening . Oh my gosh, its going up but the malibus not the only vehicle that was awarded. This is mind blowing. This is extremely impressive. Theres so many doing it once, yea, great job, four times, obviously, theyre doing something right. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. My next guest is a very talented, very young actress and costar of the hit supernatural stephen se . . . applause wow. This is very big. Stephen thank you for being here. Thank you so much. Stephen i have to say i love the outfit. You look fantastic. I know, its fantastic. Stephen well, youre 12 years old. Youre the youngest guest ive ever interviewed. Stephen its an honor to have you. Im so excited. Thank you. Stephen people like this show is so popular and Everybody Loves your performance and people might say, youre an overnight success, but youve been acting since when . How old were you when you started . Its been a fouryear overnight success. I havent been doing this for, like, you know, my whole life. I started when i was eight. Stephen just about 50 of it. Thats all. laughter just about, l overwhelming in the best possible way. Its all very new. And its fantastic. Im so happy to be here with you guys. Stephen well, show takes place in the early 80s. Yes. Stephen did you have to do research on the early 80s . Did you ask your mom and dad, like, who was who was millie it wasnt who. It was like, what, is that . Stephen what do you mean . I didnt know what a record player was. Stephen do you like record players . Now i do. I got one for christmas. But i was like, i dont know what that is. Its a square. Its got a circ eel no. And then, the crew was like, just play it. And i played it. And i was like why has it got that sick what. Stephen and you can put the needle down anywhere in the song you want, isnt that over stephen its pretty great. Im fed up with trees now, i want to go to stuff like this. Stephen and the art is really big on the album cover. I love adele, i love edsheeran and amy winehouse, beyonce. So i got the vinyl sounds like, this is my life now. laughter i mean even better, even better. I know. Stephen if it, you hang all play dudgeons and dragons you dont know what dungeons and dragons is . No. Stephen i was an original dungeons and dragons. I was one of those four boys. Which one, though . Thats the thing. Stephen the least popular one. You dont know dudgeons and dragons . No. Stephen there is a creature in yu show, thats a reference to a creature in dudgeons and dragons and i knew the reference i couldnt say it the at first. They were like its demo when i started reading the script and realized i had no lines it was fun because i got to read other peoples lines. And i would be like, no, thats your line. And they would be like, you have no lines to learn so its easy for to you say that. Stephen thats right, you just sit there. Im like no, pap annaud. Stephen its a spooky show. Do you get scared yourself . Oh, yes. Stephen no . Oh, it does. Im frightened about everything. Stephen everything on the show or just things in general. Things in general. Stephen what scares you . Shocks. The dark. Stephen sharks and the dark. Sharks and the dark would be terrible. Bungalow s. Stephen are are you scared of bungalows . Bungalows really freak me out. Stephen is that an english word for Something Different . Its a house with snow stairs. laughter understand i dont understand. What is it, because the bad creatures cant get up the stairs. No you have no place to escape. Youre on one level. laughter stephen but you can go out window because the house with the stairs, you go up to the second floor, the creatures got you trapped on the second floor. No just no i just feel safe with stairs. I dont run up stairs fast. As you can see, i feel like i around me. You know, like if i had a tantrum, i could just stomp the stairs, and my mom and dad would be, oh, shes annoyed. You know. Do you know what i mean . So, like, stairs just come in handy. laughter applause . Stephen i gotta get some stairs. Weve got to get some more stairs around here. Now, i understand that you have youve got a squad, right . A squad, yes. Stephen you have aqu i didnt know what that means, and then im friends with matty ziegler. Stephen wow, wow. I know. That was a big change in my life. And then clearly it states its my card. Stephen i understand theres a test you can give to be in your squad. And i was wondering whether i could take the test to see whether i could make the cut to be in the squad. But can you . Stephen i dont know. Can you do it . Stephen i dont know. No, me and maddie are taking casting now. Stephen id like to apply. Stephen colbert, new york city, and id like to apply to be in the squad, please. I was going to say age, but its okay. Dont worry. laughter applause sorry. I was going to im sorry. Do you know what it is . Do you know what it is . Stephen i do know what my age is . Yes, i do. When i do my castings, im like, hi, guys, im old. And im like i shouldnt say that. Anyway, lets go with the test, shall we . What does babe mean . Stephen your sweetie, like your special one. But what does it stand for. Stephen baby. Baby stephen is it baby . Is it true . Its not baby. No. Stephen whats a babe . Its like youre my before anyonees. Stephen really yeah. That. Hold on ill write this down. Did you just lick your pen . Stephen i licked it. I licked it. Oh, wow. Stephen you see, ill tell you why, when i was a child, when i was your age, we used goose quills. Oh, okay. All right. Stephen wed shake sand on it and fold it and give it to a pigeon. All true, all true, thats the 80s. I feel like thats the 50s. What does lit do you want me to give you an example . Stephen yes. This interview is lit. Anybody know what lit means . Okay, well, thank you. Stephen its super cool. Its happening. Its like, this, part is lit. Stephen its super cool. Its happening. No. Stephen whats it mean . It means, like, its just raving. You know. Stephen its happening. Im giving you a test next time. And lit stands for. It doesnt stand for anything. I dont think it stands for anything. Stephen it means little shavers should watch themselves. All right, so say you have to say right now, im tired. Stephen im tired. R. T. What does that mean . Stephen retweet. Yes stephen really . Yes stephen what how was i am tired in . What a pleasure. 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When i wake up in the morning i see nothing . For miles and miles and miles . Oh lord there she goes . Only in dreams shes only in dreams . Well well my love . Weve been here before dont drag me through this again . We tried everything under the sun . Now im trying to wake up from this . Im trying to make up for it all we ever do is all we ever knew . LaLalalalala Lalalalala . LaLalalalala Lalalalala lalalalala . You dont see why you would theres no love to give . Well what Goes Around Comes Around . I know sometimes you get so caught in a dream . But now its time to wake up from this . Its time to make up for it its time to wake up from this . Yes its time to wake up from this . Its time to make up for it all we ever do . Is all we ever knew . LaLalalalala Lalalalala . Im feeling low feeling high . Feeling down why isnt this enough . . Im feeling low feeling high . Feeling down why isnt this enough . . All we ever do is all we ever knew . All we ever do its time to wake up from this . LaLalalalala Lalalalala . LaLalalalala Lalalalala . LaLalalalala Lalalalala . Lalalalalala cheers and applause stephen the head and the heart, everybody stephen thats it for the late show, everybody tune in tomorrow when my guests will be trevor noah, allen iverson, and rachel maddow. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, Donald Glover and jimmie johnson. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org . Are you ready to have some fun . Feel the love tonight dont you worry bout . Your hangups and fears bout to set you right . Its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen,