Because what you are about to witness, the spectacle you are about to behold, is our most special special effects show of the whole year. Tonight we will be broadcasting from three cities at the same time. I will be in two of those cities. I know, its amazing, thank you. Lets begin by going live to the cma theater at the Country Music hall of fame in nashville, tennessee. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville are you ready to see magic okay, lets do it. Right now im on the screens but were going to fire up the hologram machine. Fire it up and beam me in, captain. Here i am [ cheers and applause ] i dont know why you guys are excited. Im casper the friendly host. You know, this is the third year in a row weve done this. I still have absolutely no idea how it works. By the way, those of you in nashville, feel free to post an instagram of my hologram because i dont think thats ever been done. Go ahead and snap away. Hey, do you guys want to see a puppet show . [ cheers and applause ] hold on, ill be right back. Let me grab my puppet. All right. Why, look at this [ cheers and applause ] my little friend guillermo. Look at that. Guillermo, say howdy to the people in nashville. Guillermo howdy, nashville jimmy how are you doing tonight, guillermo . Guillermo jimmy, i will be happy if you dont put your hand up my butt. [ drumroll ] watch this. All right, here we go. Guillermo i want some water too, can i have some water . Can i get water . Please, water . Water jimmy isnt that incredible . Guillermo hello, water [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i can talk while hes doing it. While hes drinking water, i can also talk. Is that enough water . Okay. All right. Back to your post. There we go. [ cheers and applause ] i want to try something in nashville in the theater. I need a volunteer from the audience for this. Okay, do we have somebody lined up . All right, im fairly sure this has never been done before. This is a television first. Oh, okay. Wait, hold on. Oh. Hi, whats your name . Jessica liner. Jimmy. How are you doing . Good, how are you . Jimmy see, this is when we appreciate our local weather men. Because they have this all figured out. Jessica, let me have that right, this is a Graham Cracker. Youve seen these, right . Yes. Jimmy okay. I am going to feed this Graham Cracker to you. Okay. Jimmy all right . There you go. Eat that. Yes, yes, yes. Enjoy. Is it good . Mmmmmm jimmy tasty, all right. There you go, you just ate the worlds firstever hologramcracker. [ cheers and applause ] you get it . Guillermo i get it, yeah. Jimmy all right, thank you. All right, thank you, jessica. You know, this shows been on almost 14 years, were still breaking new ground, it is incredible. Of course the main reason im with you via hologram tonight is because you live in a swing state. And i need your vote to make [ cheers and applause ] may i have my podium . Where is my podium . Thank you. Dear fellow nashvillagers, is it . It is an honor to be in nashville with you tonight. I love so many things about nashville. I love nashvilles popular dining, the hot chicken, hot fish, the goo goo clusters, whatever the hell that is, i love it all. I love your unfortunately named hockey team the predators. I love bush whackers, shownies, Maxwell House coffee, and the fact that nashville has the largest population of Kurdish People in the united states. And did i just read all of this stuff off of wikipedia this afternoon . Yes, i did. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yes, i did, but i memorized it. And as a result, i know that i i am the best possible choice to be Vice President of the united states. But dont just take it from me, take it from a reallife cowboy guillermo i am a cowboy and i endorse this man jimmy all right, thank you. I might never let you out of that little outfit, i swear to god. Guillermo i like it. Jimmy i like it a lot. In another swing state, from cleveland tonight, game seven of the world series between the longsuffering indians and the even longersufferinic what a year for the city of cleveland. They host the world series, won an nba title, got to see chachi speak at the Republican National convention. Incredible. We dont know the outcome of the game but we will by the time youre watching this at home. So just to cover my bases id like to say either congratulations or im sorry to the cubs or indians on their big victory or devastating loss, whichever that may be. [ cheers and applause ] many, many years. People all over are very interested to see the cubs go from being a team that hasnt won a world series in 108 years to being a team that won one time in 108 years. Which sounds worse but fans in chicago have been on an emotional roller coaster, especially this very passionate cubs fan. This is ryan slagle. He was on the local news watching his cubs beat the dodgers to advance to the world series. The video made the rounds. Hes known as crying ryan to everyone he knows. To game five. Game seven is in cleveland. Right now ryan is in sluggers sports bar in wrigleyville where theyre going crazy. Ryan, how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] ryan, first of all, whats the score . Is there any score yet in the game . Decks fowler, leadoff home run, couldnt get any better. Were ready to go teams fired are your friends still making fun of the crying . I was a Halloween Costume so that was good. I have a new dance called the hyperventilate, so thats a real hit. Theyre currently doing research on a new sports antianxiety medication which im testing right now. Jimmy maybe the people at zoloft could get you an endorsement deal. Do you think you will cry more tonight if the cubs win or lose . Well, win. Were already up. Jimmy okay, all right. Will you be going to work tomorrow . I have no idea, really. Depends how tonight goes. Jimmy you may have to call in drunk, all right. [ laughter ] love you, jimmy jimmy good luck to you guys, sluggers in wrigleyville, i know its crazy there. Its crazy. Thanks, jimmy [ cheers and applause ] earlier tonight on the cmas, we honored Country Musics brightest stars with trophies. Later on well punish those very same stars with an allCountry Music edition of mean tweets. First we have a cautionary tale for you. For lovers of both music and affordable furniture, i came across a story recently online about a man from norway. The mans name is klaus urstad. He made the nauz because according to the story, he bought a shower stool from ikea. Once he got home and sat on it something unpleasant happened. When he sat down, a key part of his body became stuck in one of the holes. [ audience groaning ] i know. Its a hard story to hear. Rather than just tell you about it we enlisted the help of a young singer named justin moore who was kind enough to give voice to this terrible tale of a norwegian nut with a very sad sac. This heres a story about a tough buy with a big problem. . Down in norway town there lived a lad . . He went by the name klaus jorstad . . Took an ikea chair into the shower sat on it about an hour . . See the holes and all the love klaus left all that permanent stuff . . No matter how much hed twist and shout . . That little bitty sucker wouldnt pop out . Cruel . . Give me back my family jewel you devil stool . . Klaus said to himself so mad he could spit, im in a different kind of ikea ball pit . . This stools name should have clued me in testing for pinching and grabbing and that . . How could a fellow who worked cruel cruel idea . . Youd have to be a sadistic soul to make a stool with a nutsized hole . . Klaus tried every trick he knew lathered himself tried shampoo tried wd40 cocoa butter . . . Couldnt pull that nutter right out of the judder . . Suddenly the heat ran out and icy water poured out of the spout . . And klaus well he just up and shrunk and the devil stool freed up his junk . . Oh devil stool you played me for a fool . . But you aint laving now you devil stool . . Oh devil stool im free from you . . Damn you straight to hell you devil stool . Brought to you by ikea meatballs. [ cheers and applause ] ridiculous questions for Willie Nelson, miranda lambert, Florida Georgia Line, dolly parton, Chris Stapleton and more in an allcountry edition of mean tweets so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . Yep, got the exact doll she wanted. Be right home. . squirrel chittering hey hey tires screeching hey is this yours . Yes. Thank you happy holidays. vo the real magic of the holidays . 3,2,1. Lumi . Re, action . Before danny got what he was dreaming about for the holidays. [ dinosaur growls ] and his dad earned 2 back at Grocery Stores and wholesale clubs. Yeah even before they earned 3 back on gas. 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Be nice for a horse. Jimmy but not a human . Well, i dont think so. Not for no, i wouldnt want a human named that, no. Would you . Kenneth youd want to be swinging a kenneth around all day. No, no. Jimmy have you ever used an emoji . Last night. Jimmy you did . I think i did. Whats it do to you . Jimmy im guessing the answer is no. Well, two emojis. A smiley face. Crown royal. The answer to all lifes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Jessica chastain and music from hunter hayes is on the way. Hello to those of you joining us in nashville, tennessee, which as you know was home tonight to the 50th annual cma awards. Country music is very important. After this election it might be the only country we have left. It was a special show tonight. 50 years, celebrating 50 years of cmas. Dolly parton received the Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement award which is literally the a shelf alongside a bong. [ laughter ] dolly got that, then a special performance tonight from beyonce on the Country Music awards. Which is exciting. And ill say another thing. Between lemonade, the world series, the walking dead, it has been an amazing year for baseball bats. Beyonce did her big hit country song if you like it you should have put a ring of fire on it or Something Like that, i dont know, before an appreciative audience. Enthusiastic fans of all forms of music. I see it when we have artists on the show. The fans, theyre excited, upbeat, they dont steal music, they buy it, a solid group. Just like any group of fans there are rotten apples. Tonight we invited some of countrys biggest stars to read some of the nasty things those apples wrote about them and they graciously accepted that offer. With that said, its time for our second allCountry Music edition of mean tweets. Just because you have a beard, a ponytail, and a cowboy hat doesnt mean you can sing. You know how i know . Trace adkins. Just concerning. Bonnie raitt looks like the aunt who would have a few too many at your Moms Birthday party and try to fight your dad. Randy houser, more like thats funny. Cassadee pope would be 6,000 hotter without that [ bleep ] tattoo. You mean this one . That swaggy [ bleep ] 300 says, if youre going crazy over dan and shay, you might as well take your [ bleep ] and shove it up your own ass. Notcountry. Id love to see that. Wow. Hey, eat [ bleep ]. I will not listen to your [ bleep ] play list on spotify. Janet kramer tries too hard with her texas accent, lol, girl stop. You aint fooling anyone. Im sorry, yall. Granger smith is not cute. [ bleep ]. In case of a national emergency, all air traffic will be redirected to Miranda Lamberts forehead. The guy from Florida Georgia Line were engineered in a douche factory. Right down the road from here, actually. I went to jake owen last year im really sorry, cocaine. Why does the blond in Little Big Town have hair like a zoolander villain . Oh, man. For some reason my mom has determined that Brett Eldridge is always drunk. I dont know, maybe he is. I like your mom. Seems like the kind of guy that would drink bacardi okay, maybe. Mare ren morris looks like Jennifer Lawrences lessattractive sister. Willie nelson, youre getting pretty crusty, pal. Its not a hooker convention, its a dolly parton concert. I guess i should feel hurt. But i dont. Because i pattern my look after a hooker. Stapleton has an insane pubic hair situation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weird all right. Tonight we have a hologram named hunter hayes from nashville, my cousin sal versus trickortreaters, be right back with Jessica Chastain [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . This is it targets extra 15 off deal has arrived . Are you still sitting there . Get an extra 15 off online and instore this sunday and monday this one is from Channel Islands national park. 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Welcome back to our postcma palooza, coming to you live from both hollywood and the cma theater in nashville, tennessee. Tonight with this single yesterdays song a very special performance by hunter hayes from the crown royal stage. Tonight, hunter hayes will be playing with himself. A song. He will be playing drums, bass, guitar, keyboard, and singing with the help of four hologram Hunter Hayeses who are all standing by in his dressing room now. Hi, hunters. Hey, jimmy. Jimmy you ready for the show . Hayes yeah. Ha ha ha thats a joke we always say. Jimmy i can see why you love that one, hilarious. Which of you is the real hunter . He is he is he is my theyre having fun. Dont do anything weird to each other. Well see you later. See yeah see ya jimmy thanks to hologram usa for making all this hologram magic possible. Tomorrow jamie dornan, khloe kardashian, nashvilles own kings of leon and we have a special Bonus Edition of our halloween candy youtube challenge so many parents sent their great videos in late we had no choice but to go another round so more sugarfueled tantrums tomorrow night. Take down movie bin laden we are forever grateful for that. Her new movie miss sloane comes out in select cities november 5th and opens wide december 9th. Please say hello to Jessica Chastain [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy welcome. Hows it going . Everythings great. Im a little disturbed by the creepy guillermo dance. Jimmy well, you know guillermo hi. Jimmy its a good thing you didnt wear green tonight or you too could have been a part of it. Yeah, isnt he cute, though . It is Something Like im not sure if its adorable or its not adorable. Jimmy its not adorable . No. Jimmy you dont like little guillermo . Its the hands. The fingers dont move and theres not even five fingers are there . Jimmy thats true. Its just like weird. Attention to detail. Imagine those things touching you, it would be like this. Jimmy i dont have to imagine, we had a very intimate rehearsal today. [ laughter ] by the way, say hello to nashville, we have an audience watching us in nashville right now. Hi, nashville. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy have you ever been to nashville . I have. I was in memphis which i love jimmy thats a different place. No, i was in tennessee, i was in memphis, never been to nashville. Jimmy nashvilles a lot of youre going to is it true youre going to be playing Tammy Wynette in a movie coming up . [ cheers and applause ] i am. Jimmy youre going to have to go there. Yeah. Yeah, im playing Tammy Wynette in a movie with josh brolin playing george jones. Jimmy oh, hell be great. That will be good. By the way, that is i think when you play a Country Music star your chance of getting nominated for an oscar multiplies by 140 . You think . Right . Its the sequins and the wigs. Jimmy the wigs are great. The music is great. You show another side of yourself as a performer. I think thats a very strong move. Yeah. Jimmy they have an interesting story. Well, as im sure you know. Yeah, really interesting story. I read Georgette Jones book about growing up with her parents and its fascinating. It was really rocky, their relationship. Jimmy yeah. Theyre like the sid and nancy of the Country Music world. Whole life. Jimmy then they sang apart as well. I know. Jimmy are you a baseball fan . Are you aware of of whats going on with the cubs and indians . Someone told me backstage that the world series is happening . Jimmy it is. Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy so the answer to that question is no. Im glad i did play Little League when i was a little kid. Jimmy what position . Shortstop. Jimmy well, you must have been thats usually the best player plays shortstop. I always wanted to play i was definitely not the best player. My dad coached the team. Jimmy ah, that explains why you played shortstop. Yeah. But then i was terrible at baseball. So i would always get demoted to the outfield. Jimmy yeah, right. And they just kind of doing whatever while the ball would land and people would say, run, run jimmy even the terminology youre using explains [ laughter ] am i saying something wrong . Jimmy the ball doesnt land. It doesnt have a pilot. Okay, it would bounce. Id be up to bat, you know jimmy lets see your batting stance. Give us a little bit of it. [ cheers and applause ] like this. Jimmy pretty good. Thats pretty good. Yeah, you keep your elbow up. Follow the thumb. Jimmy all right, yeah, all right. That was pretty good. Not bad at all. All right. So i would hit the ball and i would just try to get home as fast as i can. So even if the ball went straight to the pitcher i would no. I wouldnt stop. All the parents in the stands would be screaming, stop on first, stop, stop, stop im like, i got this jimmy you were an aggressive player. Kind of a pete rose type really. No idea who that is. Jimmy really . No idea . Pete rose . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the last time you were here you brought this fruit. I forget what it was called. Durien. How could you forget . Jimmy the king of fruit. This fruit smelled so bad. Its like an asian delicacy, right . Yeah. Jimmy that we were instructed to wear gloves before touching it because the smell, until you die, the smell will not come off your hands. I normally eat it without gloves but i wanted to protect your delicacy, your sensitivity. Jimmy right, yeah. I am a delicate little flower, yeah. A delicate little flower. You didnt seem to like it that day. Jimmy it smelled like vomit the reason i mention it is because it became a big deal online. Seems like mostly in other countries, people were very excited that we ate their fruit. Yes. Theyre very proud of this fruit. Its a delicious im sorry, jimmy, its a delicious fruit. Jimmy do you have it still regularly . I have it in the dressing room. Jimmy you did not. No, every time i can get ahold of it i eat it, its delicious. Jimmy you described it as it smelled like a corpse, right . Yeah. Well, it smells like its like the taste is like an custard jimmy the taste was better than the smell for sure. Really. Jimmy youre a vegan so you dont eat when did this happen to you . Theres one vegan in the audience. [ cheering ] jimmy there are a lot of vegans in the the audience. Theyre too weak to clap. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how did it happen that you became a vegan . Drinking coffee all day. Someone said, try to eat healthy. Jimmy this was as an adult . It wasnt like you were a kid . No, ten years ive been vegan. Jimmy you dont miss it . Do you miss meats at all . No, not at all. Sometimes if i see like a dominos pizza, oh, i would love a piece. But theres delicious vegan pizza. Jimmy what about at thanksgiving when the turkey comes out . Do you feel like, oh, i wish i could have some of that . Never. Jimmy never . Never, no. Because i have dio jimmy yams, huh . [ laughter ] potatoes. Jimmy wow. Youre making the most of a very sad situation. [ laughter ] when we come back well see a clip from your new movie. Jessica chastain is here. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. . Use a toothpaste and mouthwash that strengthens both. Go pro with crest prohealth advanced. Its uniquely formulated with Activestrength Technology to strengthen teeth inside and is better at strengthening the outside than colgate total. Crest toothpaste and mouthwash makes my whole mouth feel amazing. Advance to healthier gums and stronger teeth from day one. My checkup was great. These are the gifts that absolutely had to be there on time. 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Jimmy you play a wouldnt it be weird if it was a thriller where you knew absolutely what was going to happen . Ive seen those movies. Jimmy youre right. Youre not supposed to but you do. You play a lobbyist. Youre talking to politicians, trying to get them to go along with your agenda. Did you go and study with these people . Yeah, i went to d. C. First of all, i read Jack Abramoffs book, the lobbyist that ended up in jail for doing bad things. I went to d. C. I met with 11 female lobbyists. Congressmen, senators. I went to capitol hill. It was fascinating. After you did that, did you feel disappointed in how our political system works . Yes, i did. Jimmy you did. Right. One congressman told me he goes to three fundraisers every day. Jimmy every day . Every day. Breakfast fundraiser, lunch fundraiser, cocktail or dinner fundraiser. Jimmy for . For his reelection. At that point you think, are these people representing the ones that voted for them . Or just trying to keep their seat in office . Jimmy theyre clearly just trying to keep their seat in office, right . Im not going to say that. Jimmy but it is true. So we might as well. Lets redo the whole thing. Jimmy its a pretty crazy world. You hear about a lot. Especially on tv. But to be in there. Were you privy to any actual negotiations . I did shadow some people. I saw stuff that i was like, wow. I cant believe im witnessing this. People were asking the lobbyist that i was with, id like to have to get on the invite list for that trip to that country. Jimmy a foreign trip . Yeah. And im like, thats illegal. Jimmy that is illegal. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i learned from the movie thats illegal. Good job. Jimmy thank you. I really pay attention, its one of my many great qualities. Good. Jimmy its very good to see you. Thank you for coming on this special night. [ cheers and applause ] thanks jimmy theyve been watching us. 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I want to know what the score is. Hey, guys. Hey jimmy how are you doing . Well, jimmy, its currently 11. Jimmy oh. Two outs with runners on first and second. But i think were going to be all right. Jimmy all right. Hey, ryan. I just want you to know, we sent you to game five. If this game remains tied and there is a game eight, we will send you to that game as well, okay . Ha ha yeah. Jimmy all right, thank you. Yeah jimmy thank you for the courtesy laugh, ryan. Good luck, guys. Thanks so much, jimmy. Jimmy check back with you later, maybe we wont, i dont know. In addition to making kids cry over their candy, we have another cherished tradition on this show involving my cousin sal and a doorknob. Every year we hide cameras on a porch and let cousin sal wreak halloween havoc on all the kids who dare come to his door. Oh, no, is today halloween . Yes. I had no idea. I am not as you can see, im not prepared at all. Yeah. Oh, geez. I want to give you something, though, you came all the way up these stairs. You know what, wait right there. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, shes potty trained. She goes twice a day. All you have to do is feed her. She likes biscuits and peanut butter. Okay, i already have dogs. Now you have another dog, isnt that great . Happy halloween. Bye, rufus . Trick or treat hey. You guys are soccer players . Yep. Yeah. Excellent. You know what soccer players need . Protein. Right . Yeah. Yeah, okay. Hold on, i have just the thing sardines ew. Yeah. So you can run and run and kick the ball all day with this. Eat this . The kid just ate it just now. Theres one for you. And one for i gotcha for you. . Trick or treat hello. Do you kids have a reservation . Yes. You do . This is danny. Mines dean. Dean, i dont see you anywhere. We just sat a big party. We have a table for three in about 20 minutes, is that okay . Okay. Okay. All right. Party of three. And is this a special occasion . Yes. What is it . Its halloween. Oh, halloween, okay. Party of three, occasion is halloween. Okay. And we will buzz you when your tables ready. Okay . Thank you. . Hi. Happy halloween. Happy halloween. You know what the problem is theres three of you and i only have two rice crispy treats left. Here. Here. I feel bad. Because youre i dont want to let america down. Wait right here, wait right here, hold on. Oh oh my god. There you go. Oh my god. All right . You got it . Its not fair life isnt fair, kid. Help him out. Hello, hi. Hi. Come here. Happy halloween. Happy halloween. Are you elsa . Thing. Uhhuh. Do you like frozen . Uhhuh. Do you like frozen ice cream . All right. Hold out your hands. Here is some ice cream. Two hands, two hands. Wow isnt that great. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I have some toppings for you. Do you like chocolate . Chocolate chocolate sprinkles . Okay. Yeah. A cherry . Hey. Actually there you go. I dont like cherries that much. Okay, ill take it back, sorry about that. What about whipped cream . You like whipped cream . Yeah. Yeah, okay. Stay right there. Wow. Isnt this the best . How is it, good . All right, happy halloween bye bye. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy be right back with music from hunter hayes via hologram in nashville. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy kimmel live is brought to you by crown royal. . I got to tell you girl you drive me wild . . Ive never known no one with quite your style . U say to me if i said baby lets lay down and dance . Buy gunslinger the new album from garth on cd or download it exclusively at amazon music. Dicky music in nashville on Jimmy Kimmel Live is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whisky. Vanilla so good. Thanks everyone for coming out to nashville. I want to thank Jessica Chastain, justin moore, Willie Nelson, i apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next. Here with yesterdays song from the cma theater in nashville via the power of . Na na na na na na na na na na na help me out everybody na na na na na . . Well i used to sing it and i used to crank it with the windows down i used to love it . . Oh but im over it man im over it now . . I used to leave it playin on pe turned on me . . But the dj knows exactly what i need i need an out with the old in with a new beat . . You were the rooftop at the top of my lungs blowin the speakers in the back of my trunk . . And you had your chance then yeah but im movin on . . And now youre just yesterdays song youre yesterdays song . . The soundtrack every night in . Now youre just an echo when the feeling is gone baby now youre just . . Yesterdays song youre yesterdays song . . We had a moment theres no more magic in the melody its lost and you know it . . Its just the sound of what we used to be . . Yeah i used to leave it pla on repeat i spun that record til it turned on me . . Yeah the dj knows exactly what i need a little dancin could be good for me . . You were the rooftop at the top of my lungs blowin the speakers in the back of my trunk . . And you had your chance then yeah but im movin on . Yesterdays song youre yesterdays song . . The soundtrack every night in my bed you were the woohoo gettin stuck in my head . . Now youre just an echo when the feeling is gone baby now youre just . . Yesterdays song youre yesterdays song . . Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na . . I got a whole new hey hey i got a brand new wooh wooh . . I got new moves and youre old news i got a new song i wanna sing to you . . Im gonna get by im gonna get through without you . . You were the rooftop at the top of my lungs blowin the speakers in the back of my trunk . . And you had your chance then yeah but im movin on . . And now youre just yesterdays song youre my bed you were the woohoo gettin stuck in my head . . Now youre just an echo when the feeling is gone baby now youre just . . Yesterdays song youre yesterdays song . . Yesterdays song . . 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