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Please welcome icet and body count [ cheers and applause ] people always say ice t you got some money i say i just got some money i didnt come from there i came from the dark side and i never want to go back ever the ghettos not black the ghetto is poor you dont know cuz you aint never met me before you prejudge my life and you dont know my pain you think youre so much better when were all the same because you has money you think youre above us all youre just so self righteous until you take that fall and then youre flat broke and you need food to eat once behind guarded gates and now you walk police are different now you get messed with every day you walk by people now they move the other way you never cared bout nothin just lived your selfish life you never cared about nothin hungry you might welcome to the dark side survival makes you blood thirsty enter the dark side survival makes you blood thirsty welcome to the dark side survival makes you blood thirsty dont ever judge a man til youve lived his life the tables could turn in the blink of an eye talking crap down from that high horse you ride one mistake for you enter the dark side enter the dark side survival makes you blood thirsty enter the dark side survival makes you blood thirsty bloood thirsty blood thirsty blood thirsty blood thirsty [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it oh, my goodness, thats how you do it right there. Icet and body count. Manslaughter in stores now. See them live this summer on the Rock Star Energy drink mayhem festival. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] chnd a]ee a jim thankto cet ant. Eers and applause ] and the roots right there, laes and gentlemen. [ applause ] stay tuned for te night with re weekend and to see you next week. Happy fathers day. Bye bye [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york its late night with seth meyers. Tonight james mcavoy. Wendi mclendoncovey. Kumail nanjiani. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] are we well . Thats excellent news. At is cellent news. Theres also some banews, Donald Sterling news, well, it just keeps coming. [ laughter no other way to put it than it just keeps coming. On monday the nba annoced it will hold a meeting to decide whether to revoke Donald Sterlings ownership of the clippers. The meeting is expected to last from 9 00 a. M. To 9 01 a. M. [ laer ] fingers crossed for donald. This is pretty cool. An 11yearold boy in ireland was able to save his grandfather from a car accident by taking the wheel and using skills he learned playing grand theft auto. [ laughter ] so it was probably unnecessary for him to pull er and beat up that hooker. [ laughter and applause ] you just dont need to do that. Theres no reason to do that. Thiss truly crazy. A high school in arizona add ai, im working a dblshift which features students who are teen parents. [ audience ohs ] while in florida, that section is just lled sophomores. [ laughter and applause ] some cat new you guys like cat news . [ cheers ] a 24yearold cat in englandas en named the worlds oldest cat. That cat is so old, if you give it a ball of yar it knits. [ lauger ] cat snap [ laughter ] that concludes tonights cat snap. [ light laughter ] i just, you know, sometimes cats get full of themselves and you need you need to snap a cat. [ laughter ] you know, you need to you know, i grew up in a place with cats and people would snap each other. [ laughter ] t sure what to think of this. The New York Times reports that for 1,000 a month, men can hire a social Development Coach. A social Development Coach to help them appear more confident when talking to women. That way you can confidently tell a woman i had to hire a coach so could i talk to you. [ laughter ] also, if you dont want to spend a thousand dollars a month to be more confident, you can pay 6 for a beer. [ laughter ] like people have been doing for generations. [ cheers and applause ] led zeppelin, the band led zeppelin is being sued by the band spirit who are claiming the stairway to heaven is based on one of their songs. If youre unfamiliar with the band spirit, theyre best known for somehow never hearing stairway to heaven over the past 43 years. [ laughter ] interesting news according to recent study, amerans hate their cable tv and internet providers more than any other industry. Yes said airlines [ cheers and applause ] great news for airlines. This is a shame. A man in florida has been arrested for inappropriately touching two women outside a walmart whe claiming to be a psychic. Though to his credit wh police picked him up he said, i knew this was going happen. [ laughter ] this was just like my vision. [ ause ] this is weird. Today mcdonalds unveiled a new mascot modeled after a happy meal box that has eyes and teeth, or as mcdonalds calls them, gredients. [ laughter and appuse ] i likeman houston iinhis stripper exgirlfr pottervd thebroke up. [ laughter ] refused gck h also, she gave him a bad case of hogwarts. [ laughter and applause ] this story is completely insane. An intoxicated tennessee man was arrested after he tried to have sex with an atm in bar. Now, all me ofashied but im more comfortable making those kinds of transactions with a real live teller. Laughter maybe its just me. [ applause ] this is just sad. Police in michigan are looking for a man who exposed himself at a local restaurant. Apparently they have some qs about his d. [ laughter and applause ] cat snap [ laughter ] and finally, a man was arrested in Frankfurt Airport last weekend after trying to smuggle 55 torises, 30 lizards, four iguana inside a single suitcase. In oer words, that guy is teible at smuggling but amazing at packing ladies and gentlementhis is the 8g band [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are we doing, 8g band . Everybody well . This is a treat for us. Sitting in with fred and the 8g band, from dinosaur jr. J. Mascis is here. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for j. J. Has a new solo album coming soon on sub pop. Its called tied to a star and it will be out this summer. I cant wait to hear it. Thank you so much for being here, j. Thanks a lot. [ cheers and applause ] seth and fred, im so happy that youre here. Fred i am, too. Seth its great having you here. Every time youre here i feel like i learn something new about you which is so great. Weve known each other for so long and yet every day, something new. I do worry sometimes that people at home feel like you might be making them up off the top of your head. These things im learning about you. [ laughter ] i dont i dont believe that you would do that. But, is it true, did you just discovered a new species . Fred i did. I did. Its a new species of parakeet. It is so it is tremendous. It is absoluty tremendous. Seth how is it different than a the parakeets we know thus far . Its about a thousand times e size. [ laughter ] seth so, sorry, sorry. Its a thousand times bigger than a normal parakeet . Fred yes. Seth and yet, t i wi say it was a thsand time smaller then i would maybe buy that you were the first person to see it. [ laughter ] but it seems like,t the sce, the scale youre talking about this parakeet, it seems weird youre the first one to see it. Fred well, heres the thing about it. The way that it camouflages itself is, as featrs, it has tinyarakee. You know what sa[ laug fred so its just one mass seth but it s flock of parakeets. Fred exactly, yes. Seth i see. Fred yeah. Seth so is it disguising itself against preto fred i think, yeah. Or people, just onlookers. You know what i mean . Like lookie loos. [ laughter ] i think my theory is that they dont like to be stared at. Seth right. Fred do you know what i mean . So i think as a sort of way to confuse people, thats what they do. Just this massf bis. Seth now, i dont know about you but i would definitely stare at a giant parakeet. I would also stare at a thousand parakeets clumped together in one giant mass. You know what im saying . Fred right. But thats evolution. [ laughter ] i mean, thats how it will chan asarakeets learn this and know this, that will change. Thats the beauty of nature. Seth now, as the one who discovered it, do you get on name it . Fred i do. Seth thats great. [ laughter ] what did you name this new parakeet that you discovered . Fred the paragiakeet. [ laughter ] the gia is in the middle. Seth yeah, gia for giant. Fred yeah. Seth thats great. Fred yeah. Seth because giant parakeet would be obvious. Fred yeah. I mean, you want to make it a little flowery. Make it a little prettier. Seth well congratulations, fred. Give it up for fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] the paragiakeet. Great news. My parents were here last night. Im always very excited when my parents come to the show. And my mother had injured her shoulder. She was hiking and she fell down and broke her shouer. I had not seen her since this happened but she had been on the phone sort of braggin about how well her physical therapy is going and how her rehabilitation is and how much of the range of motion had returned to her shoulder. So last night during the show, she was in the audience and we cut to her and i asked her to show off her new range of motion. Now, i thought she would maybe wave or do this. But lets take a look at what my mother decided to do to show off the range of motion. [ laughter ] that is the happiest anyone has ever looked while heiling hitler. [ laughter and applause ] so great. Of all the things she could have done. My dadaid afterwards, because i made fun of r. She said, well what would you have done . To which my dad said, literally anything else. [ laughter ] if seth had asked me to show off the motion of my arm, i would have said no before i would have given a nazi salute with a big old grin on my face. [ laughter ] it does lead you to think, maybe back in day, hler had a should injury, right . [ laughter ] goes through some rehab, he sees a friend, the friends like, hey, hows the shoulder . Hes like, ja, its good, ja. [ laughter ] and the friend said, whats that . And hes like, oh, just how i show and hes like, you should do something with that. [ laughter ] who knows . Thats how histo, sometimes the catalyst foristory is the smallest thing. It was such a fun show last night. We also had Patrick Stewart here. The great actor Patrick Stewart was here talking about xmen which was very exciting. And one of the things we do on the show when we have a band like we did last night, is while the band is setting up, it takes a while. So ill go into the audience and do a q and a. Ill just see ifnybody ithe audience has somethi to ask me. So theirst guy asked a question. cause i will say usually the questions are very similar. This was a question i had never hearbefore because it wary specific for patritewart. H, what are you doing . You got captain jean lucpicard and you didnt ask any star trek questions. [ laughter ] he seemed really hurt. So i politely sort of told him, you know, that wasnt really what he was here to talk about. And hes done so many other things, it would have been rude to talk about a thing he hasnt done for a very long time. And then i started asking other people some questions. Then i got curious and i went back to him. And i said, out of curiosity, what would you have asked him about star trek . And immediately could i tell that he had not put any thought into this. [ laughter ] and he looked at me, he took and second and he went, i dont know, like, do you miss flying around on a spaceship . [ laughter and applause ] so needless to say, i cant wait for Patrick Stewart to come back. Thats definitely the first thing im going on ask him. And then finally last night, we had counting crows on which is a band i love and adam duritz was nice enough to come out and talk with me. And august and everything after, i listened to that a lot in college. And it is years old ts ye and i was king adam because he writuch grt breakup songs if the women that the songs ar out over the years had ever been angry with him about the fact that he wrote a song about the break up. And he sort of pointed out, the minute he did i knew it to be true. That in his songs, more often than not, he sort of takes responsibility for the relationship not working. Like he is being selfcritical. And i realized that i had been listening to this blaming the girls that i dated in college, and then maybe last night going to bed, maybe it is time for me to take some responsibility. And so to the girls i dated in college, i just want to say im sorry that i thought this was an okay hair cut to have. [ laughter ] you know . You know . Pplam so nt knowf [ lai you probably cant tell because these cameras arent powerful enough. Little bit of a goatee. Tried thut. Work that didnt work t. S of so i never technically had a goatee but not from a lack of trying. At graduation you would have thought i maybe soed it out for graduation. But not at all. [ light laughter ] you have to remember this is the height of hugh grants popularity. So anything could you do to try to rock that look. And then certainly my year book photo, you know, this would be something that would last forever. You know, everyone i ever went to college with will take this down from the shelf. And i do i want to say that i knew it was my year book so i definitely put some product in my hair. cause my hair was a little wild but it came down nicely. It really came down nicely. [ applause ] so to the three women who were kind enough to make out with me in college, my apologies. [ light laughter ] weve got a great show for you only the. 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Com and remember,accidents dont hurt as much when you have aflac. Better. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back to late night. A quick question for everybody. [ high voice ] do you every miss flying around in spaceships . [ laughter ] so, from time to time, i will get fan mail. Letters are really great. I love reading them and recently i got this very sweet note from a 13yearold boy named timmy from grand rapids, michigan. [ cheers ] in the letter he said absolutely hes the number one fan. That he watches every night and that his dream is to be a guest on the show. Well, i figured, you know what . Why the hell not . Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for timmy [ cheers and applause ] seth come on up, buddy come on up take a seat, buddy are you excited to be here . Yeah. I brought, i brought you this. Seth oh, thats great. Oh, wow one free back rub. Thats really nice. [ laughter ] yeah. My dad gave my mom for mothers day and im regifting it to you. Seth oh well, thank you, timmy. You really shouldnt have. But its only good from my dad. Seth okay, well [ laughter ] well, thank you very much. Thank you very much. This is awesome seth im glad you like it. I get to miss school to be here. Seth uhhuh. And i ate at that mcdonalds in times square on the second floor and i used a crap ton of ketchup. Seth thats really exciting. Im glad youre having such a good time. Now, in your letter that you sent, it said you love late night but you have some suggestions for the show. Yeah. I had some ideas. Seth okay. Do you mind if i seth yeah, talk that would be great. Okay. [ laughter ] number one, you should do the show in a batman mask. Seth okay. Why . Well, because batmans cool. He can fight real hard and hates bad guys. And you can ask questions in this voice. You can be like [ batman voice ] so, tell me when your new books coming out . [ laughter ] i hear George Clooney is a real prankster on set seth thats really good, yeah. Do you prefer l. A. Or new york . Seth oh, yeah. Now that you do it, it does sound like itd be really fun. Yeah. Do you have anything else for us, timmy . [ laughter ] number two. You should have a halfpipe on stage with guys doing skateboard tricks. Therefore if people get bored of you, skateboard tricks. [ laughter ] seth okay all right, well, well definitely think about that. Well definitely think about that. Number three [ laughter ] you should have a dog on the show that can actually talk. Seth okay. I mean, i think we could probably do it with cgi. No. Oh, no. [ laughter ] if you cant do it, dont do it. Seth okay, okay. [ laughter ] number four seth okay. You should have a catchphrase that you say at the beginning of every show. So you come out and youre like youre like, im seth meyers. Youd better buckle up because its time to chuckle up. [ laughter ] seth yeah, thats thats really good. Thats really good. Try it now. Seth oh, you want you want me to try . Try it now. Seth im seth meyers and youd better buckle up because its time to chuckle up. [ laughter and applause ] thats really good. Its really good. Yeah, that works. Number five seth okay. You should dress as a wolfman seth that sounds like a great idea but it seems like you want me to wear a batman mask or dress like wolfman . Thats a great question. [ laughter ] okay both. Seth okay. Yeah, thats a big both seth okay, great. Oh and you should you should do a segment where you take a huge monster truck like the grave digger and it comes out and it drives over my prealgebra teachers car. And hes like, oh, no what the crap are you doing to my car . Seth okay, now my question for that is how would that all fit in here, you know . I drew it all out. Seth oh, its like a map. Okay. This is kind of like a map for just seth oh okay, great. So, like, so theres okay, there i am. It looks like im dressed like batman and wolfman. Yeah. Seth theres the monster truck. Monster truck there. Seth theres a halfpipe. So, thats you, timmy. Yeah. Seth and i see youre with someone. Is that your mom . No. Not my mom. [ light laughter ] seth who is it . Stacy lauer. Seth oh who is, whos stacy lauer . Seth, do you mind if i address one of your cameras . Seth sure. I have something to say to somebody very special. Seth okay, yeah. Go for it. Go for it. Stacy, i want to ask you to the yearend seventh grade dance. I know im not i know im not as handsome as stan jerowitz. [ light laughter ] i know i dont own an inground pool like jimmy reynolds. But, stacy if we end up being boyfriend and girlfriend, which i want [ laughter ] it would be a tale as old as shakespeare itself. Filled with instermontable obstacles. [ laughter ] like, you live on the southside of franklin and i live on the northside of franklin and my parents wont let me cross the street [ laughter ] on my bike unless one of thems with me but, stacy, i dont give a rip [ laughter ] because youre not only the owner of my heart, youre the proud owner of my first genuine boner. [ laughter and applause ] no internet no tv just a real honest to goodness, staring at a person boner [ laughter and applause ] timmy timmy stacy omfreakingg. Howd you get here so fast . [ cheers and applause ] wait. My dads matt lauer. [ laughter ] and yes, of course ill go to the dance with you. Seth oh, my goodness. I cant believe how this all turned out. Look at this [ laughter ] i love young love. Congratulations, timmy [ cheers and applause ] this is so wonderful. Well be right back with james mcavoy. [ cheers and applause ] [person]we all got our tempurpedics because of you know who. [group]thank you sharon [person]. 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It never rains, but the crops never die. You can get eggs whenever you want. And a pig just gave me bacon. A pig just gave me bacon. Hay daaaaaaaaaaaay download hay day for free. [ cheers and applause ] seth our first guest tonight stars as a Young Charles xavier in the highly anticipated film xmen days of future past, which hits theaters this friday. You can also catch him in the new movie, filth, which opens in select cities on may 30th. Lets take a look. Scotland. This nation brought the world television, the steam engine, golf, whiskey, penicillin and, of course, the deep fried mars bar. It is great being scottish. Were such a uniquely successful race. [ light laughter ] and as my wife carol always says theres no place like seth ladies and gentlemen, james mcavoy [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome. Thanks so much for being here. Thanks for having me. Seth so this film is based on a book by irvine welsh, who also wrote trainspotting yep. Seth and you play, sort of, a corrupt police officer, yes . Yeah. I play a a drugaddicted, alcoholic, bigoted, racist, sexist, homophobic, uh [ laughter ] mentally ill police officer. So. Yeah, you dont want him pulling you over for a dui. [ laughter ] seth no. It doesnt seem like you want him pulling you over for anything. You dont want him pulling you. Seth right . Exactly. [ laughter ] you shot it in edinburgh, yes . Yeah. Seth beautiful city. I used to go to the fringe festival. I was over there a few times. Oh, cool. Seth and i will say, like, even trainspotting which is a movie that i love. You are both are, like, drawn to scotland and also pushed away from scotland. It seems like its another one of these. Yeah, we were trying to do something that would give the audience a kind of harrowing yet compelling experience. So, its kind of when i say roller coaster, i dont just mean, like, oh, wow, its thrilling, but it literally is something you want to get off but cant. [ laughter ] and at the end of it, you are going, how how did i get through that . So, its, you know, its funny. It is also very, sort of, shocking at times. But it is compelling. Seth your sister is an actress. Yes. Seth shes in the film as well. And you have to this is something that this seems to me like it would be the roller coaster for and you not the audience because you have to physically threaten your own sister. Yeah, and i have to say basically, im trying to get some information out of her. I tell her that if she doesnt give me it, im going to come back and sexually abuse her. [ laughter ] we were between takes and my grandmother called me. [ laughter ] shes like, hiya, son, whats happening . What are you doing . I was like, oh, you know, just hanging out with joy. [ laughter ] but shes an amazing actress, my sister joy. And as weird as that scene is, actually getting to work with a great actor in a scene like that makes it easier. So even though she was my sister, it kind of made it easier just because shes so good. Seth well, thats great. You play the same character as Patrick Stewart. Yeah seth but you havent this is the first youve played. Youve obviously been in xmen movies before. This is the first time you have a scene with him. And youre a big Patrick Stewart fan, yes . Yeah. I mean, i started watching him when he played Gurney Halleck in david lynchs dune. And and then for seven years watching star trek. Seth so, youre a big star trek fan as well . Yes. [ laughter ] i was a massive star trek fan. Whys that whys that a sort of nerd thing . Seth yeah. Well. Is that, like, laughing with me or laughing at me . I dont know. [ laughter ] but, yeah. No, it was it was a weird kind of honor and a privelage to get to do it. And although id played charles before in the previous movie, first class, it did feel quite ceremonial doing the scene with him. It was like it was being passed over a little bit. I dont know if he thinks hes coming back. I dont know. [ laughter ] i would have something to say about that. Seth right. Yeah. But, you know, at the end of the day, as much as youre nervous, youve got to kind of you just got a go, like, right. Put the nervousness aside. Youve got a job to do. This is how i do it, patrick. [ laughter ] and its mine now. But he was amazing and he was so, so generous and so welcoming into his posse of x men because i was, like, the lone guy from my group kind of going into his territory. It sounds like the warriors or Something Like that movie, if you know what i mean. Seth yeah, they let you into the club. Seth so, you play im a big soccer fan. And you play in a is it a Charity Event this, your annual soccer game . Yeah, yeah. Robie williams, the singer and songwriter, he has been organizing this Charity Event called soccer aide for the last, i think, ten years. So, every two years, you get a bunch of english celebrities with english professional soccer players, and you put them up against a bunch of rest of the world celebrities and rest of the world. Im rest of the world, by the way, because im scottish. Seth right. [ laughter ] yeah, no, its great, isnt it . Seth but good distinction. Its a good distinction. You can see it. Its a bit, kind of, discrimination there, do you know what i mean . Like, the offhandedness of it, you know . Theres not any kind of real terminology paid to the scots. Its just like, yeah, you rest of the world people. Seth right. [ laughter ] and so, yeah. And we sort of, go and have this match with match at old trafford where Manchester United play. Woman woo yeah but its been a bad season, you know, for them. But you play in front of 75,000 people. Seth for real . That many show up . Yeah, yeah. Seth thats amazing. Yeah, its getting we made i think we made 6 Million Pounds last time for various charities including unicef. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i know, its cool. And hopefully well make more this time. Seth and do people its a Charity Event. But like, here you are in actual stadium with that many fans. Do people play hard . Well, its kind of the english team, right . They take it very seriously. First day of training you do three days training the english team, all these celebrities, all actors, right . Not the face, not the face. [ laughter ] and singers and some professionals as well. They all turn up, the entire team. And theyre like, were going to win it were going to win this thing the rest of the world team, last year, there were six of us and one professional on the first day of training. Not even enough for four a side football, right . [ laughter ] so, it is kind of unbalanced. So, we were like, ah, whatever, it is what it is. Were going to battered. Its going to be fine. But as soon as you step on the field, its just like, im going to break your legs, man. [ laughter ] but, yes, it can it gets a little bit serious. And Gordon Ramsey he plays for the rest the world team because as much as he sounds english, hes actually scottish. And, um he he might nail me for saying that actually. [ laughter ] he got, you know, hes full of mouth. Hes full of lip. And one of the professional Football Players in the england team, Teddy Sheringham, took against this. And he decided to play the villain and he decided to take him out. And once gordon was on the floor, he kind of took his face and rubbed his face in the dirt a little bit and then walked away, thinking, you know, hell get up. And like five minutes later, when gordons being carried to hospital [ laughter ] Teddy Sheringham was like, im so sorry, man. Im so sorry. It was kind of brilliant. H