Legendary roots crew. Questlove 647, toronto, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon jmy aha, hey. Oh, i love you, i love you. Ome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to watc welcome, everybody. Heres what people are talking about. Well, theres another scandal for the white house. Ut tay that soninlaw, and top adviser, Jared Kushner will be officials. Yep. I guess the russians returned the other big story is the republicans pulling their healthcare bill on friday. And get this, the washington got down on one knee to beg a a congressman to support the bill. You think thats bad, he showed up at another guys window with a boom box. [ applause ] in your eyes the light the heat inyes jimmy im incarcerated, lloyd [ light laughter ] hethcare bill being pulled, but he did announce that hes steve really . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Lets take a lat to lose friends and influence no one. S he giving up tree. Thca bill. And finally, oh, the places youll golf. Good[ books. Steve yeah, yeah. Steve ill read those. Didnt work out, the white house id today they released trumps Upcoming Schedule for april to give us a better idea of his plans. Lets take a look. Coming up for president trump, on april 1st, trump will vow to spend the weekend studying the complex issues of tax reform, then hell yell, april fools and jet off to maralago. [ light laughter ] on april 7th, trump will blame the democrats for his failure to pass a kidney stone. [ light laughter ] april 18th, trump will file his tax returns by placing them into an industrial shredder. On april 27th, trump will be called to testify in the russia investigation. On april 28th, trump will panic and try to flee to mexico, but get caught when he cant get past his own wall. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy busy month. Steve irony. Jimmy its a busy, busy month. Steve very busy. Jimmy oh, this was kind of scary. A woman was a woman was arrested yesterday morning for trying to scale a white house fence for the second time in a a week. The secret service said, we wish you were living here, too, mrs. Clinton, but you cant keep doing that. [ laughter and applause ] last time. Last time were going to warn you. This is pretty big. It was announced that canada plans to legalize marijuana by july of next year. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Its exciting for americans because now they can add weed to the list of drugs they buy in canada. [ laughter and applause ] some entertainment news, the top two movies at the box office this weekend was beauty and the beast and power rangers. [ cheers ] then people waking up from a a 25year coma said, huh, i guess i wasnt out for too long. [ laughter and applause ] this already happened. And finally a big attshe Oakland Raiders will be moving to las vegas. Op i football. Then people in cleveland said, ah, youll get used to it. Gha eat show tonight, give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. Welcome to the show. It is monday. Were so happy to be back. We have a big show tonight. Shes one of the most talented actors around, and this friday shes launching a huge new scifi movie called ghost in the shell, Scarlett Johansson is here tonight with us. [ cheers and applause ] shes the greatest. Steve shes the best. Jimmy super fun. Scarlett and i are going to talk about her movie, also play a round of Virtual Reality pictionary, with a special guest. Yeah, its really cool, its the future. [ light laughter ] steve literally. Jimmy plus, oh, hes a a legend. From the new tv series shots fired, Richard Dreyfuss is dropping by tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the lear. I love that guy. Plus, im very excited for th dan white is back to close the show. And hes i dont even i dont even say hi to him before the show. Questlove i know, i was sc, to yeah. Because hes that hes just awesome, i love him. Guys, i s fl watching tv. And i saw a show on teen nick that caught yeit a show called [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, its a pretty good show. And a lot of people even say i [ light laughter ] i dont know if i see it. Its a little girl ye. Jimmy take a look for yourselves. Heres the latest episode of ew [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everyone. Ew s sra with no h because hs are ew joining me today is one of my besties for ever and ever hi, hi. [ cheers and applause ] mall. Emily, emily, whats up . Ot jimmy ew. What you get . Fling dress. Ght ughter ] im so glad were going together. Who needs boys, anyway . [ light laughter ] i know. Theyre gross. Jimmy yeah. I want to show it to you. Can you jue [ light laughter ] first of all, i like the sleeves because theyre puffy. Ew. Color that never goes out ofmya. Jimmy thats a classic. Now, what are go wait. Fling and a boy wants t us . N something. On the back of these pillows, [ light laughter ] pick one. Okay, who did you get . Jimmy i at means i got mario lopez. Ve him. Extra, extra ki. Hey, gang, w down here . Ofillow case faces. Well, speakg arrived. Ur cperone the whole night,ons caout dancing, boys, or kissing. Wn jimmy gary, were kind of here to tell you kids your having a fish munch. Ng aut . T icks. Theyre in the oven. Come on you take them out and eat them d a get out ch y two girls on the flippity flop. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, so embarrassed. Er. Spin that. Acets. Ew. Jimmy slime. Jimmy tom wilkinson. Chill. Jimmy really . [ light laughter ] yeah, hes like a really talented actor. Have you ever seen the best Exotic Marigold Hotel . Jimmy whats that . Exotic Marigold Hotel . [ light laughter ] ive never heard of it. What about the sequel . The second best Exotic Marigold Hotel . Jimmy the second best Exotic Marigold Hotel . I never heard of that one, either. Finally, party poppers. I love party poppers. Jimmy ew, me too. I have one for you right here. Thank you so much for coming and joining us on this episode of ew i want to thank emily and heres to the best spring fling ever. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i guess i can kind of see the resemblance a little bit there, yeah. My thanks to my bff demi lovato. [ cheers and applause ] catch smurfs the lost village in theaters april 7th. Stick around, everybody. Well be right back with Virtual Reality pictionary like tmobile. While the other guys gouge for unlimited data. Right now get two lines of data for 100 dollars. Inuded. Thats rightnl and right nyup free. Those two lines with two free Samsung Galaxy s7 when you switch. So switch and save hundreds when you go all unlimited with tmobile. Americas favorite cookie introducing new oreo Chocolate Candy bars look for them wherever you buy Chocolate Candy. Hashtag no sleep. Cold. Hashtag mouthbreather. It instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than Cold Medicine alone. Say goodnight mouthbreathers. Breathe right. Dont with motionsense technology. So that i can redefine. Footwork. Range. The more i , the more it works. We be t ow whatake youve been told it takes two just like hot and cold e a t it takes two to make it outta sight ody. Were about to play a game using some really coewit is tim pictionary. [ applause ] my opponent tonight is the star hits theaters this friday. Please welcome Scarlett Johansson [ cheers and applause ] hi. Jimmy hi. Jimmy hi. Hi. Jimmy hi. Fancy meeting you here. Jimmy so happy youre here. Scarletts partner cohosts wee night live. Give it up for michael che. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love you. No yeah, im a pro now. Jimmy yeha. My partner, from disney channels liz and mattie and the upcoming move, descendants 2 please welcome dove cameron. [ cheers and applause ] im a big fan, thank you so much for coming on. Yeah, alright so here we go. Now the game works exactly like pictionary except the one of these Virtual Reality s using this program called tilt brush. Were goto 45 seconds per turn. Ill go first. And ill show you how to do it. Jimmy yeah, yeah, youre going to sit there. Audice theres one guy in the alright heres nine. You nt do anything. Jimmy yeah, youreed and ready. Jimmy oh boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, er ], that school girl, tomato, tomato pigtail. To pigmy toma oh, dolls. Little, g jimmy yes rs a applause ] jimmy yes jimmy ooh ooh. Jimmy eh, eh, eh. Yeah. Had to air horn it, man. No, dont be scared. Ill just , though. Jimmy alright, youre iy. Jimmy the only other time youre like an old pro. Okay what number . Five. I know exactly what it is. Jimmy no, its not. Here. Whoa, this is trippy. Jimmy i know. Its cool right . Oh, my gosh. Jimmy i know, its awesome right. Wow, alright. Let me know when i should go. This is such a hard one. Wait. What are you doing . Jimmy nothing. [ light laughter ] no. You ready . Whenever youre ready to start. Oh, my god, im getting nauseous. Okay. Alright, ready. Shoot. Square. [ light laughter ] jimmy what if it was square . Ten commandments. [ light laughter ] the stone age. Flintstone. Hold on. Jimmy you can move around too, scarlett. Its a hard one. Oh, oh pinball machine. Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . How did you figure that out . [ t] jimmy how did he guess that . That jimmy using 3d technology. [ light laughter ] pal i cant believe that. Nb jimmy oh my gosh. Im s s okay, im really competitive. Jimmy take them off, yeah. Youve got to take a number three, three. Jimmy three, okay good,. Okay. F reef. Yeah, you will get this. Imlit laughter ] jimmy in Virtual Reality i am jimmy yes. Okay, lets do it. Ledoo. [ light laughter ] head in the clouds . Yes thats wild. Up. Not only are you up, but te e w points. Carlt guesses first, you. Uys win. Jimmy this is the future. Tgameis work in the future. Oh. Oh, no. Oh. Jimmy we got this,l ri de t. Ready . Jimmy youre the ooi a crown. E u drawing . Duck. Chicken. A duck. A rooster. Chicken. Chicken. Jimmy duck walk, duck crossing. Duck crossed over the road. Cross the road . Chicken. Jimmy duck. Duck squiggles. [ light laero, its a chicken. Jimmy its a chicken. [ light laughter ] sunfire, good morning. Kelloggs corn flakes. Mykellogg flakes, sunburn. Chicken. Aschhicken. The he what the hell could this be . I dont know, man. Im scarrld. You created this world. [ buzzer ]cken jimmy what was it . It was spring chicken. [ light laughter ] i dont know how to draw the Scarlett Johansson, and michael ch of course, a spring chicken. Of coursthe rest of us. Cken. T what we do have are our phones. We know its not the size liz assumed she could trust her dating site. Me nhi. These kraft dressings are made with high quality ingredient so our greatest achievements cant lay behind us, because our destiny lies ahead. Thats what it means to drive the world forward. Thats what it means to dare. No white marks on black clothes. It wont let you down. What bad back . Gels make pain a distant memory stronger pain . Advil. Wendys doesnt put up with mushy fish sandwiches like some , fldoy panko for a big. That its dinner time and you worked overtime. So you have. No time. But you dont have to cut corners, mom wendys kids meals are now just 1. 99 after 4pm for a limited time. And you can treat yourself too. Its about time. [ cheers and applause ]ight now by a Tony Awardwinning essurday night live host. Theaters and imax i shs laun action movie called ghocomen ack a friend of here is Scarlett Johansson. I am still recovering from jimmy hasnt it , me. D, right . It just took me to another dimension. It was very crazy. Saturday night live. Thanks. Jimmy and you were jimmy five timer. Ers ub, man. Yeah, i actually didnt d it jimmy yeah. But yeah, its always its an incredible experience. G absolutely. This season, and it was awesome. I did. I did. She got to walk ton. Like, backstage and, you know jimmy did you let her . Try on all the wigs and stuff. Yes, sheedparticularly. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. A jimmy was lorde her first muca jimmy isnt w [ light laughter ] i would have thought it would riatve [ light laughter ] jimmy you are into raffi . Yeah, i love raffi. Jimmy yeah, not me, i dont know. Come on. Jimmy i dont know. [ applause ] wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you throwing shade at raffi right now . [ light laughter ] jimmy no, i dont i dont know really know him enough to judge him, but i just dont i dont like the one name thing. [ light laughter ] i dont know, raffi. What . Jimmy like, if he was raffi gendelson, or something, id go, all right. [ laughter ] gendelson . Jimmy whatever, a normal last name. What is gendelson . Jimmy i dont know. Its raffi jones. If his last name is gendelson, where is he from . [ laughter ] jimmy hes swedish. Oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] the son of gendel. A b c d e f [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont i know a a raffi. I listen to a lot of lisa loeb at the house. Oh, oh, yeah, well jimmy shes doing, like, shes a whole kids thing. Oh, really . abcs, shed sing the ts ol. Jimmy a big hit with that. All right. Jimmy the number one ngt cooler than mine. [ light laughter ] jimmy your kids dont know i was referring to lisab, jimmy and lisa loeb, yeah. E show tonight. Oh. Jimmy and we found o tgic. Jimmy well, weve had a a special thing. Just for you. Wow. Dan white, everybody. [ you, buddy. Thank you much. Jthats dan. Nice to meet you. How are you . Oosoou l try to do this standing, if you wouldnt mind. Carlett, if you ernd, would you stand right jimmy this is where he he just d alady know what happens. [ light laughter ]p hosting the show. I have a deck of cards here. Very simply. Touch the back of one. Take it out. U can show jimmy. It doesntat. The five of hearts, very good choice. , really, really big. Jimmy hes going to igoing to let this dry off. I want everyone toet looks like with scarletts name say that this card, is the only say your name,sauld have known that, correct . No. Perfe. It,nd im going fold im going to fold it is wn hal weird part comes in. Out thats not good. Oh, no, no, no, no. Scarlett. Yes, sir. Can you please open your mouth . [ light laughter ] jimmy holy crap. Just a little bit. Perfect. And scarlett . Uhhuh . Can you please bite down on your card . Uhhuh. And hold it there. Okay. [ light laughter ] perfect. Scarlett, were gonna take the next card in the deck. The next card is the thats the eight of spades. Jimmy yeah. The eight of spades. Jimmy were gonna go were gonna go through the whole deck. The eight of spades. [ light laughter ] you got that shaprie . Whered that sharpie go . Oh, here, here. Im going to take that sharpie. All right. Im going to do the exact same thing with the eight of spades that you did with the five of hearts. Okay. Im going to write my signature, my name, really big across the eight of spades. I see it. The eight of spades with my name on it. Give me that cap. Im gonna cap that pen. All right. Fantastic. Im going to do the exact same thing with the eight of spades that we do with your five of hearts. [ unintelligible ] a lot of saliva. Jimmy i know, yeah. [ light laughter ] im gonna take eight of spades. Im going to fold it in half and fold it in half agaid at p donwant to touch your card. . Dont. [ cheers ] [ t scarlett . [ cheers ] jimmy i felt nothing, by the because, because now in my mouth jimmy hey. [ audience ohs ] jimmy thanks to dan white. Oh, mydn dan white. I dhat. On k wow. Jimmyok no, im goings whin ive hea. Imax 3d, right . yowere just fantastic in it. [ cheers and applause movie ghostth gu [ shouting ] help me. Please dont l m stick around, everybody please dont l m stick around, everybody gonna find one so i wont be lonely e i tell ya now toaxx yo. You are whimsical, vibrant at a pce t. J. Maxx one day my wife came home and said, so, i figured ok, well as much i wadrans it. This is good thins. Odets. He, now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm ctc evergr something for everyone is awesome. Find your awesome with the Xfinity Stream a. Has starred in such memora encounters of the third kind [ cheers and applause ] which airs wednesdays at 8 00 jimmy welcome, Richard Dreyfuss. Thank you for being here. Scarlett johansson sat here. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Hadnt been to the oscars in 20 years. Wa thighs. Jimmy why . E tomuch. With my hands under my thighs. O . [ light laughter ] you once years ago. You were with george lucas, and outdoor kind of area and i was walking by, and you i was walking by and i saw you but i didnt know you. Come sit down you want to were in the middle of a a conversati. At the a. F. I. Yeah. Jimmy and you were so bued the funniest human being on earth. Believe i had to follow carrie frki of all people, carrie freaking her. Head on the on the top of ae] i cracked up, and then i had to that was in the dld gwh back to gesticulating. I think fu itll happen. Happen, because of what. Ohanon, start geul get tired of people asking you questions about jaws . [ light laughter ] there are more stories about jaws than any film ever made, and theyre Great Stories and, of course, you know, if you hear the same questions all the time. I have now made a decision. I i do this all the time. If you ask me a question that i have not heard, ill give you 10. [ light laughter ] and if you ask me a question i have heard, you give me 10. [ laughter ] so think about it. Jimmy well, i id like to play this game. Really . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, because i heard about this story. And i think i came up with a a good question. Okay. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, by the way, i and i was now im 56. O. I i cant believe it. My jaws question. 10 ready . The line. Would you rather fight one jawssized duck or 100 ducksized jaws . [ light laughter ] thats not a jaws question. Jaws questions are about the film jaws, the making of it, or like that. Its not just a joke saying about the word. [ laughter ] so jimmy do i have to give you money for this . Yeah, 10. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats the dumbest game its the dumbest game i ever played in my life. Richard, i want to talk about your new show, shots fired. Yeah. The people who made this show, reggie and gina bythewood. When i first met reggie, he said, i want to do a story where there are no villains and no heroes. And he has written something that will blow you your mind. And the show builds in ten episodes like you cant believe it, and i cant tell you about it, because theyll kill me. So jimmy yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] i want i want to thank you so much, for coming on the show. And i want you to come on more often, please. And i want to come on more often. Jimmy because come on next week if youre around. Well, lets see what jimmy well figure it out. Richard dreyfuss, everybody. Shots fired airs wednesdays at 8 00pm on fox. Well be right back with magician dan white. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] what if y gave us the power to turn this enemy into an ally . Microsoft and its partners are using smart traps to capture mosquitoes and sequence their dna to fight disease. There are over 100 million pieces of dna in every sample. With the microsoft cloud, we can analyze the data faster than ever before. If we can detect new viruses before they spread, we may someday prevent outbreaks before they begin. I believe in me too. I am the unicorn of your confidence Tyson Anytizers [ bapopc practicing ] even if you its a g s secretly wish theyd stop. Gr so that i can redefine. Footwork. The more i move,ou dn. This this is my body of proof. 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We are joined right now, by an incredibly talented magician who performs his soldout show, six times a week at the nomad hotel right here in new york city. Tonight, hes back to perform an amazing trick just for us. Please give it up for dan white [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. I love having you here. I appreciate it. Jimmy i love you. You are unbelievable fun to to watch. Were going to have some more fun. Jimmy okay. Ive got some books here. Jimmy okay. We need the help from someone from the audience, just to start things off. [ cheers ] before you all go crazy, i need somebody whose read harry potter before. Raise your hand. [ cheers ] okay. Jimmy you read harry potter . [ cheers ] Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy who read youre the one who yelled it. You really . Yes. Jyou. I now harry. Jimmy you know harry. Okay,. Thatas your choice. Jimmy i know, but this that just freaked me out. I just feel like i perfect. Jimmy yeah, that really miss, can you please stand up . Yes. Can youd very good. I also have a dictionary here. Jimmy, if you wouldnt mind, can you please give this to any member of the roots that you like . Anybody at all. Its your choice. Jimmy that i like . Make it random. [ laughter ] jimmy boy, oh, boy. Oh, boy, boy, boy. Get involved, dude. Very good. [ laughter ] and i also have a book here for you. Jimmy uhhuh. Okay . This is actually Neil Patrick Harris book. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, i love him. We love him. Yes. Jimmy we just had him on a a couple weeks ago. I know, and he actually talked about our show. So, i thought it might be fitting for to use his book. Jimmy oh, nice. Okay, jimmy, here we go. I have a playing card here. Im going to riffle through this book, just like this. As i do that, i just want you to say stop whenever you want, okay . So im gonna go through, just say stop. Jimmy stop. Right there. Jimmy stop riffling. Very good. Into the book. Werin where you stopped me at with that card, okay . I first jimmy with my mouth . Eayou stopped me at, the very first word. Head. Okay. Also want you to remember remember the page number and the very first word. My commit it to memory. Jimmy yes. Fantastic. Ing we goe. To start with the word first, though. Okay . Rg the page. Dont forget the word. Just look at me. Ay that helps me out. Okay, so its four or fi, i forget. Good. Okay, good, good. Ord. Think of the first letter in that word. Look at me. I wa you to imagine drawn right here. W, oy, so morea a curvy letter, perhaps . [ light laughter ] okay, good, good. [ laht going on . Here we go. Think of the whole word. Jimmy yeah. Think the whole word. Good, good, okay. Is it sole jimmy yeah. A a little bit further. Were going to takiswhat want y ntd, wt id like, a small word, right now . Mmhmm. Think of the second letter. Er good. Here we go. Yeah, all ghokaysthought, first thought, perfect. Lly could have rote something thought of, pretty much, any be ardzing. Yes. Jimmy. Halfheartedly. This is halfheartedly in co [ light laughter ] this is this is actually even more impressive than if i just wrote down halfheartedly. Jimmy okay. Seriously, because theres one book left. [ drumroll ] its the websters dictionary. [ laughter ] tarik, can you please open that book to page 325, 325 in that dictionary . Um, okay, okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy yep. Are you on page 325 . Yeah. On each page, there are two columns. Can you please look at the first column on that page . Okay. Great. And can you please go down to the fourth bold entry, the fourth bold definition on that page . Again, miss, you could have thought of any word in that entire book. I wrote this down before you ever said it out loud. Tarik . Oh. It should say halfhearted or halfheartedly. Its halfhearted. Jimmy ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause. [ applause ] lets take this even further. Lets take this even further. At the beginning, you, you thought of a word, and you thought of a page number. Jimmy yes. Do you remember that page number . Jimmy yes, i yes. You good . The bo jimmy, what was the page nuage 2 . Feel bad for Neil Patrick Harris, cause [ audience ohs ]s onpage. Jimmy its been ripped out. Exactly where this page is right now . Ught and applause ] jimmy i dont know what to n no, but you do know where this page is. Becae f th word, sole. He se of your shoe. [ laughter ] ass. Lift up the sole. Immy what . Like in here . Can. I mean t there. Jimmy oh, my gosh. These are really nicshbeen a di yo anything up. We havent talked before the jimmy i dont know how the heck he did that. Oh, my gosh ive never thats crazy dan white a applause ] thank you so much. Jimmy thank you, my friend. For tickets to the magician, visit nomadupstairs. Com. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. Dan white [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Scarlett Johansson, Richard Dreyfuss, demi lovato, michael che, dove cameron, dan white once again. 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