The experts from ask this old house, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 617 boston steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh. Thats what im talking about. Hey looking good good looking crowd tonight. Hot crowd hot hot crowd [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. The tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Youre part of the show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] well, heres what heres what people are talking about, everybody. You guys, we are just two days away from super bowl li. [ cheers ] and im just im excited about that. I dont know about you, but im just glad to see a major event where nobody argues about the size of the crowd. You know . [ applause ] theres a jillion people. Get this. Tom brady said that his kids told him the Atlanta Falcons are really good and theyre not sure he can beat them. [ light laughter ] in response, brady said, monsters are real and they live under your bed. Goodnight. [ laughter and applause ] brats. I read that this will be the first time the falcons and the patriots have faced off in the super bowl. Its also the first time a a lady gaga fan has seen a a football game. [ laughter and applause ] during a press conference yesterday, lady gaga said not to worry about any wardrobe malfunctions during her half time show. [ light laughter ] of course, most people are trying to figure out what a a wardrobe malfunction with lady gaga would even look like. [ applause ] like, hey, that doesnt oh, thats cool. No. Oh, thats normal. No, that oh, thats her leg. Oh, good. No, thats her leg. [ light laughter ] i read that this years super bowl commercials will feature fewer celebrity endorsements, cause theyre not as effective as previously thought. When asked how they figured that out, ad executives said, Hillary Clinton told us. [ laughter and applause ] steve whew jimmy listen to this. Indianapolis colts punter pat mcafee is leaving football and his 3 Million Contract to pursue a career in comedy. One of his teammates said, good luck. While the rest said, were paying our punter 3 million . [ laughter ] the punter . What are we doing . Some news out of washington. I saw today President Trump met with the ceo of pepsi. They actually have something in common. Theyre both americas second most popular choice. [ laughter and applause ] youre out of coke . Have a coke . Dont have it . Ill take a pepsi. Steve heyoh jimmy i saw that Controversial White House advisor steve bannon is on the cover of time magazine. Here it is. [ audience boos ] and that was after the photographer said, okay, now lets do a silly one. [ laughter ] we got it. Heres some good news. It just came out that the economy added 227,000 jobs in january. [ cheers ] it was mostly riot police, but still, thats jobs. Steve a job is a job jimmy jobs are jobs. Steve a job is a job. Jimmy a job is a job. Hey, the mexican drug lord el chapo appeared in federal court in brooklyn today, where his lawyers complained that his prison conditions are too harsh. [ light laughter ] they said he has a tiny cell with a toilet right in the middle of the room. Then new yorkers said, whats the rent . [ laughter and applause ] sounds good. Sounds good. You got a toilet . This is going viral this week. This is pretty cool. A fifth grade teacher in North Carolina has a special handshake for every single one of his students. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Good for him. Its a cool thing. Check this out. Here, look. Thats that i dont know how he even remember all of these he dabs at the end of that one. And then gets a little a a little wiggle with it. Yeah. Okay, good. Then shes done. And come out. [ laughter ] isnt that cool . Well it turns out that President Trump actually has a a special handshake for the people that he works with, too. Steve really . Jimmy take a look at this. Yeah. Ooh hey all right. [ laughter and applause ] a little bit of a whip. All right. A little bit of a whip there. Ill give him that one. [ light laughter ] but he made up he tried to play it off. He was like ay, wow. Steve ooh. Jimmy planes over that way . Cool. All right. I was just he made up for it. He definitely made up for it. Steve yeah. Jimmy oh, trust me, yeah. With his Supreme Court nominee, neil gorsuch. And this is real. Watch look at this guy. Hey, how ya steve hey. [ laughter ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, come back again next week. On monday, tom selleck and joe jonas will be here. [ cheers and applause ] then later next week, ice cube, seth meyers, and alec baldwin will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be a good week. But first, hes one of the biggest chefs in the world. The one and only Gordon Ramsay is on the show steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you better stay tuned were going to catch up, screaming with gordon. And then no, we wont. Steve no. Jimmy and i told him he cant curse on this. Steve are you serious . Jimmy no. [ light laughter ] you cant tell him that, cause then hell just do it more. Steve then hell just do it more. Yeah, he dont care. Jimmy hes the best. Steve gordo dont care. Jimmy Gordon Ramsay is here. Hes coming on. Were going to play a new game called secret ingredient with questlove. Its pretty fun. Plus, she is the musical guest on saturday night live this weekend. Were going to play wheel of musical impressions a little later on the show. The incredibly talented alessia cara. [ cheers and applause ] steve nice. Jimmy shes the best. Shes the coolest, man. Really, really, really talented. And i love these guys. They always come on our show and i welcome them back every time. The experts from the pbs show ask this old house. The guys are here. [ cheers and applause ] theyre going to show us some cool Hightech Solutions for your home. Steve love those dudes jimmy there might be a cool toilet bowl. Steve really . Jimmy im just saying. Guys, todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course send out some thank you notes. And i was running a bit behind [ cheers and applause ] so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you so much. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy always in a good mood. Steve always jimmy always in a good mood. Mr. Happy is what they call him. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy mr. Happy. Look how happy he is. [ laughter ] steve happy . Hes thrilled. Jimmy a happy dude. Steve the bobblehead james. Jimmy oh, my god. Steve its a james bobblehead. Jimmy really happy dude. Jimmy thank you, Atlanta Falcons logo, for letting me know what would happen if the post office logo hooked up with the sprint logo. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, beyonce, for being pregnant with twins. I just hope you dont forget about all the single babies. [ laughter and applause ] all the single babies all the single babies all the single babies [ light laughter ] thank you, plastic shopping bag, for being the Perfect Place to store all of my other plastic shopping bags. [ laughter ] fit perfectly scrunched in that bag. [ applause ] steve so good. Jimmy oh, perfect spot. Holds all of my bags. Steve its like m. C. Escher. Jimmy love that bag. Jimmy thank you, trumps Supreme Court nominee neil gorsuch, for looking like a dad on law order who says, that doesnt sound like something my son would do. [ laughter and applause ] steve too early. Jimmy back half. Steve wanna go for a jog . [ law order chime ] [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, sevenlayer dip, for being seven layers when the game begins and one super weird layer for the rest of the night. [ laughter ] steve oh, dude whoa [ applause ] jimmy was it that . I dont know. Sour cream and something. I dont know. Steve got a knife . Spread it on the cracker. Jimmy thank you, steve bannon, for finally letting me know what happened to that pigeon lady from home alone 2. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyoh [ cheers ] hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ah jimmy thank you, legos new emojis, for letting users communicate emotions like, im happy, im concerned, and i just stepped on a lego. [ laughter and applause ] i thank you, wearing an nfl jersey to a super bowl party, for letting me know what it would look like if tom brady spent 40 of his time on a a lazboy. There you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with Gordon Ramsay [ cheers and applause ] straight talk. 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Because you were being naughty and you knew it. And i had to put you on the naughty on the naughty step. I had to just because, when you come on, i get that energy and i got the accent as well and [ laughter ] and oh i just say i said you i said you cant, i said, enoughs enough. [ light laughter ] i try hard. Jimmy yeah. In fact, i figured tonight, we have yeah. Jimmy we have and come on. Jimmy we have a swear jar and i brought [ light laughter ] come on. Jimmy now heres this. I have money. I have all this money right here. You dont have to have money. And every time you say anything wrong that i think could be this, you have to donate and it goes to a charity of my choice. [ light laughter ] or you could you could also not do it, and you know, and either way, ill donate money to charity. [ cheers and applause ] you could do either one. I mean jimmy i know you dont do it on purpose. No, i know. I know its jimmy and i wont, ill try to not to get you mad because i get sometimes i get you angry and on a tangent on something. Im not going to do it today. Im lost for [ bleep ] words. [ laughter ] okay. Sorry. Okay. Stop. We wont need anymore. Jimmy we wont need anymore. Last time you were here you limped out. Do you remember this . I did. Jimmy it was sad. Torn achilles and jimmy you had a giant boot on you. Horrible. I have size 15 feet so wearing a big [ bleep ] boot is like so [ inaudible ]. [ light laughter ] damn. Jimmy big sack of shame. So, it was like a massive sack. Its like a canoe on the end of your foot. Jimmy you dont wear a size 15 . My feet are size 15. Jimmy that is not true. Yeah, no, seriously. Jimmy look, these are size 12. Seriously. Jimmy yeah, youre right. Yeah, its size 15. Jimmy not bad. Size 15. Jimmy youre a big dude, man. Yeah. A big dude. That [ laughter ] that jimmy hey you know what. Im doing that just for the hey jimmy thats your thats your fault. Thats their fault. They did something they did something that i consider thats rude. Jimmy that is rude, yeah. That is naughty, and that is [ bleep ] disgusting. Jimmy no, i know, that is [ laughter ] that is so bad. Sorry, sorry. Jimmy that ones on them. You cant now you you have to put that in there. Oh [ bleep ]. Jimmy yeah. Thats another one. Oh, come on. Jimmy stop, stop, stop. Let me talk. Okay. [ light laughter ] what . Jimmy well how can you play football with those big feet . Because you know what, football is different in england than america. Yeah thats yeah, its soccer. Jimmy what do you think of american football . Love it. In fact, im going to my first super bowl on sunday. Jimmy you really are. I cannot wait. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and its played in houston. Yes. Jimmy houstons great. Im jimmy you must have been in houston, right. They have some great food in houston, man. Good barbecue. I cant wait. Although someone just told me, this was a two minutes ago, that on sunday, this country is going be eating 1. 3 billion chicken wings. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes. Thats not a celebration. Jimmy what do you mean . Thats how many [ bleep ] chickens is that . [ laughter ] jimmy how many wings do they have . Two wings. Two wings, yeah. Jimmy im learning something every day. Yeah. Jimmy i want to talk about two things. Master chef jr. You know i love every show you do. I just love it. Its great. But this one you do with kids, is awesome. Because it shows the sweeter side of you. And you really [ laughter ] it does. It does. Youre cute with the kids. Youre good with them. And you only make, maybe, handful of them cry. [ light laughter ] but, you know, whats the big deal . Hey, you got to grow up sometime. Right . [ laughter ] heres the thing. Theyre great kids. Also i think master junior helped them sort of get them out of comfort they thought they never had. And also i think we mentor them. You know we get close to them. We mentor them. And they leave bloody good. I mean, really good. Jimmy yeah, they really do. So nice to see. Jimmy i love that. And for the adults who want to learn from you, youre doing this new thing which i think is like the future, called masterclass. Com. Where you will teach everyone what you know about cooking. How to cook. And the tips and tricks. Yes. Master class is something quite unique because its an online tutorial that, its me and you in the kitchen. Its got that level of intimacy, its togetherness and jimmy how many lessons are there . There are 20 chapters. Jimmy and do you know the people what people are doing by the way . It launched, you know, literally, you know one minute past midnight last night. We had endless emails that people were Binge Watching it. Jimmy it broke records. Everyone signed up for this thing and they they binge watched it like they would like a netflix show. And you go, no. [ laughter ] these are lessons. Thats exactly what i said. 4 oclock in the morning theyre watching a filet beef wellington. Or me, you know [ laughter ] jimmy you have to do it with gordon. Thats the fun of it. Thats the point. I mean i think you know, great director, davis guggenheim. And, he got to me. You know, he opened me up. It was him and i, and it was dark. It was late. And it was jimmy whoa, whoa, whoa [ laughter ] no. No, no, no jimmy dont google any of the stuff that he just said. No, but just in a way it was just uninterrupted ah cooking. [ laughter ] no, no. Come on jimmy no, it was this guy. He opened you up and yeah, and it was dark. See this is why youre so [ bleep ] bad [ laughter ] jimmy i promise. No. I didnt do anything. No. Well you are describing it, its like a fifty shades movie. No, no. [ laughter ] jimmy i want to play a game with you calmed secret ingredient, okay . Where its me, you, and questlove tasting foods and theres a secret ingredient, and see who can guess it. Guess what . Go on. Jimmy im going to [ laughter ] [ bleep ] off [ applause ] come on. Jimmy im going to win. Okay. Jimmy all right. Yeah. Gordon and i are playing secret ingredient when we come back. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] if youre gonna make an entrance. [car driving upon the water] my mmade a simple trip toonic the grocery storesis anything but simple. So i had an important conversation with my dermatologist about humira. He explained that humira works inside my body to target and help block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to my symptoms. In clinical trials, most adults taking humira were clear or almost clear, and many saw 75 and even 90 clearance in just 4 months. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. 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Now, we will be served a a gourmet threecourse meal. But each entree has been prepared with one unusual secret ingredient. Which none of us knows. Its our job to figure out what that ingredient is. And were gonna write down our guesses. Were all getting the same thing, man. [ light laughter ] earning a point if we get it right. Trust me. But if you destroy my palate jimmy what . If you destroy my taste buds. Jimmy stay in your lane, girl. Okay. [ laughter ] what is he doing . Destroy my palate. Higgins, can you tell us what our first course will be, please . Steve yes. To start, we have small batch smokey salmon mackey, with flying fish tobiko and young english cucumber. But can you guess the secret ingredient . Bon appetite. Jimmy smoked salmon with topiko . Oh yeah. Steve its tobiko. Jimmy can you break it apart or you do you just have to eat it . Steve i would just eat it if i were you. Eat it remember that song . Jimmy yeah. I do remember that song. Steve when youve figured it out . [ light laughter ] yeah. So good. [ laughter ] whoa there we go. Thats called a winner. [ laughter ] all right, gentlemen. Write down your answers of what you think the secret ingredient was. [ laughter ] sounded like a tasty one. [ laughter ] maybe you should put this in your restaurants, gordo. [ light laughter ] okay. Is everyone ready . Quest, are you ready . Do you know whats in there . [ coughing ] all right. Ready . Jimmy secret ingredient. Steve what do you think the secret ingredient was . Gordon, you go first. [ bleep ] no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] im sorry. Steve all right. That is judges . [ buzzer ] no. That is wrong. Jimmy . Jimmy ah, i believe it was [ laughter ] no, we cant do that either. Steve human jimmy im sorry. I got that from gordon. Steve human or animal . Jimmy no i got that from what . Steve human or animal. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] youre wrong. Quest, do you know the secret ingredient is . You can win this round quest. Questlove yeah. I think its called, i quit. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. You got to play the round. [ buzzer ] you got to play. Steve no, lets go to round two. Jimmy what was it . Steve it was a it was cool ranch doritos. Oh. Steve cool ranch doritos. Quest no. Jimmy that was just so that was disgusting. Steve how could that be disgusting . That is you have destroyed. Steve all right. Well lets try it again. Cleanse your palate with a a glass of wine. For your next course our chef has prepared for you a a amusebouche. A foie with fermented large grain mustard and raw french vinegar bu. Jimmy what . Steve foie. Foie. Jimmy what does that mean . Steve i think its liver. Im not on a [ bleep ] diet. [ laughter ] what is that . Jimmy what do you mean . This is steve all right. Gentlemen, can you guess what jimmy its an amusebouche. Steve amusebouche. Jimmy with foie . Steve its on butterbrush [ laughter ] a foie with fermented [ laugher and applause ] what happened . Quest i dont know. But you first. Steve come on, you first. Secret ingredient. Can you guess what it is . Put it in your mouth. Come on. [ laughter ] come on [ cheers ] [ laughter ] quest im gonna throw up. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] steve you hear anything . All right. Gentlemen, do you know what it is . Jimmy, do you want to write down your answer . Quest. Write down your answer. Youve had worse things in your mouth. Okay. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] all right. You got to write down your answer. Jimmy im just trying to swallow that, no [ coughing ] steve hey hey jimmy watch it buddy. Steve oh, boy. Oh, brother. Hmm. [ laughter ] judas priest. You got it written down . Ready . Okay. Is everyone ready . Jimmy no, i dont know what it is anymore. Steve okay. Gordon what did you think the secret ingredient was . Quill [ bleep ] with popping candy. [ laughter ] steve judges . [ buzzer ] yes oh, no come on . Half point . No . [ bell ] all right, half point for gordon. [ cheers and applause ] steve quest, what did you write . What . Jimmy i have no i have no clue. Steve what . Jimmy i cant even i thought honey, maybe. I thought i dont know. Steve what . Quest wrote. Quest i said what gordon and jimmy said. Jimmy yeah. No, no. Steve thats half a point. Quest yeah, its definitely steve it was pop rocks. Pop rocks. Pop rocks. Steve American Candy treat from the that is shocking. Steve kids love it. Parents hate it. All right. Now this last round jimmy pop rocks. Steve is worth 1,000 points. Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] steve now, everyone knows, no meal is complete without dessert. So this time our chef our chef has made a slow roasted chioggia beet and Bittersweet Chocolate queen of sheba cake with beet creme fraiche. But can you guess the ingredient secret . Jimmy have you ever seen the help . [ laughter ] [ cheers ] steve have you seen the help . Goodness gravy. Okay. Gordon, do you know what it is . Everybody, write down your answers. For 1,000 points, 1,000 points. 1,000 points. Ten groups of ten. All right. Gordons done. Jimmy are you done . Quest, are you done . Jimmy yeah. I think i know what it is. Steve quest has to write down his answer. Jimmy gordon. Steve gordon, what was the secret ingredient . A log of [ bleep ]. Steve log of [ bleep ]. [ buzzer ] judges, no. It was not a log. Jimmy . [ laughter ] jimmy i would say dogs biscuits. Steve dog biscuits. Dog biscuits . [ buzzer ] no. Quest . Jimmy unhappy face . Steve unhappy quest. [ buzzer ] the correct answer was, ground up crickets. [ laughter ] jimmy oh thats what it was. There you go. Okay. My thanks to Gordon Ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] questlove, steve higgins. Well be right back with alessia cara, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hotels. Coms rewards program is simple. 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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome alessia cara [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Thank you. Jimmy welcome back to the show and im just so excited for you and happy for you. Thank you. Jimmy because when you first performed on our show was it two years ago . Three . What was it . A year and a half ago, i think . Almost two years ago, yeah. Jimmy yeah. I meant this was i think you were a tv debut or late night definitely debut. Yes, yes. Jimmy and it was a big deal for us, because we were so excited to have you perform. I think you sang here, but it was so good, and you told me this great story how you came once with your school . Yeah, yeah. It was, i think, either late 2012, or early 2013. I was a theater student in high school. So we took, like, a trip to new york for the first time. I was like, you know, a Little Drama Club thing, and they took us to the nbc studio set and i believe it was still late night. Jimmy yeah. The late night set, but i got in and i was like, this is crazy. And i stood on your like monologue mark. And like, im going to be here one day. And this tour guide was like, okay yeah, lets keep going. [ laughter ] and i tried to touch your desk and they didnt let me. So jimmy yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you know. Jimmy no, im so happy. When you told me that story i just felt so cool. Like, im so happy that you are doing it. Youre making your dreams come true. I remember after you performed in it was knockout performance thank you. Jimmy i walked you up to the monologue mark. Yeah. Thats so full circle. Thank you. Jimmy and i said, just stand it now. And now, this is it, on national tv. Yeah, it felt really awesome. Thank you. Jimmy yeah. No, please. I never forget your thanks, because i went to thank you and you forgot to shake my hand. Oh no, yeah, yeah jimmy you forgot to shake my hand on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and i went its all right. No big deal. You know what . I think i actually i felt so bad about that. I didnt even sleep, because i was like, oh, my goodness. I didnt thank him enough. So i got your email somehow by one of the people who booked the show. And i emailed you, saying like, im so sorry i didnt shake your hand. I feel like i didnt say thank you enough. So somewhere in your email, theres an email from me. Jimmy i appreciate please, you know we love you. Weve had you back and now youre on saturday night live. Yeah. Jimmy isnt that fun . Thats pretty fun, yeah. Jimmy i mean, wow. Kind of scary. Jimmy im excited for you. This is amazing. Thank you. Jimmy because again, talking about one of your tweets. This is a tweet from 2 2012 that said i want to go on snl one day. Go on. Jimmy not i want to go to snl one day, which is what normal people write. You wrote, i want to go on snl. on snl. Great grammar, me. Jimmy yeah. I want to go on. What year was this . Jimmy i want to be on. 2012. Jimmy but i mean, thats 2012 and now you actually are going to be on saturday night live. On saturday night live. Thats crazy. Jimmy youre just predicting [ cheers and applause ] i am. I should start tweeting things more often. Jimmy yeah, youre predicting and youre on the show with Kristen Stewart who we just love. Man, shes so fun. Shes so cool. Jimmy give her our best. We just saw her yesterday. She probably doesnt care. [ laughter ] but i was thinking maybe it would be kind of fun tonight to put Something Else out in the universe. Something else you want to do, a future goal. And then maybe see if that can just happen. You say it tonight, and just hold hands and hold the desk. [ light laughter ] hold the desk. Jimmy what do you want to do eventually in a couple in the future . I think one of the things i would like to do, one of the many things, of course, is i think i would want to voice a a character in, like, an animation movie one day. Are my eyes supposed to be closed . Jimmy no, i didnt know. [ laughter ] i just did the same thing. I did the same thing. Ive never done this before. [ light laughter ] yeah, me neither. Jimmy lets do it again and with your eyes open. All right. I would like to voice jimmy i would like to voice both a character in an animation movie. Animated movie. Jimmy motion picture. Animated movie, motion picture, film, one day. [ cheers and applause ] lets play this back one day. Jimmy i think it will be good. I hope so. Jimmy because you you do different voices, and you do also i mean, gosh. You can sing. Thank you. Jimmy and actually, i thought it would be fun tonight if we did a thing called music impressions, where you get to do some and i get to do some. [ cheers and applause ] it would be fun, yeah. Its time for wheel of musical impressions. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] wheel of musical impressions jimmy all right. Heres how it works. Were gonna take turns hitting this button here which activates the musical impressions generator and land on one random singer that we can do an impression of, and then one random song title. Whoevers turn it is, has to do an impression of that musician singing that song. Okay. Jimmy okay, good. Why am i more nervous for this than my actual performance . [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy no, please, this is good for you. Here we go. Jimmy alessia, go first. [ beeping ] oh, okay. [ light laughter ] okay. Skidamarink. Jimmy skidamarink, okay. Okay, i remember that. Skidamarink. Okay, Ariana Grande doing skidamarink. All right. Jimmy roots . Oh oh baby [ cheers and applause ] skinnamarinky dinky dink skinnamarinky do i love you [ cheers and applause ] skinnamarinky dinky dink skinnamarinky do i love you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on how do i follow that . Thats unbelievable. I added Christina Aguileras growl at the beginning. Jimmy thats a hit song. I like that. Thank you. Jimmy that was actually awesome. What do i have . I cant do this. [ beeping ] sting. [ light laughter ] empire carpet oh. [ laughter ] thats my favorite jingle. Jimmy thats the 1800. Yeah. Jimmy can we dim the lights a little bit . 8005882300 empire [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Im off my game. Im off my game today. Okay. Youre up. That was great. That was great. Jimmy thank you, thank you. Go for it, pal. Whoo am i hitting it jimmy yeah, you can go. Okay. [ beeping ] [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah oh great. Okay. Jimmy nicki minaj doing the fresh prince theme song. This is going to be weak. Im sorry. Im sorry, nicki minaj. One, two, three. Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and id like to take a minute just sit right there ill tell you how i became the queen of a town called bel air [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . Oh, my gosh fantastic oh, my gosh, that was so good, man. Oh, shes going to love it. Shes going to love it. That is awesome. Oh, of course she will. Wow. That was great. I dont know why im even playing this. [ beeping ] ah. Jimmy these things. [ laughter ] thats so old, i cant hit these high notes from these people. Yes, you can. Jimmy i used to be able to. All right. All right, here we go. Eenie meenie minie mo catch a tiger by the toe if he hollers let him go Eenie Meenie Minie mo yeah yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] yes now, i have to go after that. Jimmy im out of breath. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy im out of breath from singing that impression. I thought you couldnt hit the notes anymore . Jimmy i cant hit that anymore. That was all lipsynching. [ laughter ] that was actually me. Thats why they didnt show me. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy one more time, please. Just please, anyone, anyone, please. This is fun. [ beeping ] im really nervous. Lorde. Jimmy i love lorde. Me too. [ laughter ] jimmy baa baa all right, lorde, ba ba black sheep. Gotta get the hand. The claw. Jimmy yeah, she does do that. She does. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Baa baa black sheep have you any wool yes sir yes sir three bags full one for the master one for the dame one for the little boy who lives down the lane baa baa black sheep have you any wool yes sir yes sir three bags full [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you cant top that you cant top that alessia cara [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with the experts from ask this old house [ cheers and applause ] has anyone seen we sent him on a coffee run. Alright. Ive got your latte. Large coffee with cream. And your favorite, mocha. Oh, where do you guys get your coffee . You gave me way too much money. Hes good. For a limited time, pay just 1 for any size mccafe coffee, freshly brewed every 30 minutes. Or pay 2 for a delicious small mocha, latte or hot chocolate. Wake up and win the day. Its your tv, take it with you. With directv and at t, stream live tv anywhere datafree. Join directv today starting at 35 a month. 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What are you doing up . Mom said i could have a midnight snack. Its not even midnight, its ten fortythree. Well, lets have a ten fortythree snack. Quietly, though. Okay. Yeah. Mmmm. Shhhh. Hey ill share my yoplait custard if you share your yoplait dippers . Deal. Deal. Mmmm. The family favorite. Yoplait. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy for 15 seasons, our next guests have put their expertise to work on the cbs Home Improvement show, ask this old house. Please welcome the shows host, kevin oconnor. [ cheers and applause ] general contractor tom silva. [ cheers and applause ] heating and plumbing expert, Richard Trethewey and landscape contractor, roger cook right there. [ cheers and applause ] there you go always good to see you guys. I love having you on the show. Welcome back. Congratulations on 15 seasons. Yeah. Jimmy i cant believe its been 15 seasons already. But youre about to have another milestone as well. What else is going on . Well, were excited to be back. Were thrilled about 15 of years of ask this old house. 37 years of this old house. But as you know, we travel the country, we make house calls. And next week we go to our final state. Weve actually got to drag our butts all the way out to hawaii. [ audience aws ] jimmy what a tough job you have. Really, theres not an old house somewhere in the country that yeah, exactly. Right . But, we also got a great announcement for the next season. Which is that we got this thing called generation x, and were partnering with mike rowe. Jimmy oh, i love him. Yeah, dirty jobs. Dirty jobs, exactly. So, the message is that we got to get more people, young people, into the building trades. We need more plumbers. We need more carpenters, landscapers. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy get a skill. Get a skill. Scholarships to these kids to get in to the skilled trades, to close that gap. Seven million of these jobs go in the asking in the next seven years. Jimmy and whats it called . It is generation x. X. Jimmy yeah. But anyway, we got some great latest and greatest technology around the home to show you. Jimmy yeah, i want to know what have you got . All right, i know how hard you work during the day. I mean, its not easy to be the funniest guy in the business, right . Jimmy i love you. Thats all the time we have. Thats all the time we have. Were outta time. [ laughter ] you come home on saturday. Jimmy yeah. Sitting in the house, you want to sit in the backyard. Go out, you go, oh. Got to cut the lawn. Wheres the lawn mower . Wheres the gas . Wheres the oil . [ laughter ] jimmy you know me so well. Absolutely. No mower. My god, yeah. Jimmy a push mower. Guys, i have you a robotic mower. Its all battery operated. Jimmy this is brilliant. This is like a lawn mower roomba. [ light laughter ] clicking. You hear it starting . Jimmy yeah. Okay. There it goes. It senses, it hits something. It stops and it will turn right away. Watch this. Jimmy really . Does it just go around . Just keeps going and going. Jimmy why is it coming at me . [ laughter ] i dont understand why put your foot out. Put your foot out put your foot out. Put your foot out. Put your foot out. Yeah. Jimmy so its safe . Its amazing. Now, you can put a wire out and the wire will stop it or anything it hits, it just stops, turns around and it keeps going until it cuts the whole yard. Jimmy but look at this. This is a cool thing. So say you have a punk kid next door that wants to steal your lawn mower. Yeah. Jimmy and put in there try it. Try it. Lift up on that. Point it down. Lets go. Lets take it [ piercing sound ] see what im saying . Jimmy really calming sound. How do i turn that off . [ laughter ] this is great. Forget the there you go. Jimmy, come with me. Jimmy thank you, buddy. Thank you, roger. You know, jimmy, the toilet has not changed too much in about 100 years. Jimmy oh, i saw this. This is so exciting. Im excited its a robot toilet. Until now. This is the toilet of the future. Jimmy yeah, who makes this one . This is actually kohler. Jimmy okay, good, good, good. Kohler, yeah. All right, so, now, when you stand can you stand right next to it . Jimmy sure. This thing is jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] it knows hes here. Could you step back . Jimmy oh, sorry. It has a little touch screen right here. Jimmy yes, of course. You need this. And it can actually lift jimmy why do anything . Yes. Of course. Now, this seat actually is heated, too. So you can feel it right here. Its really nice on a cold night. [ light laughter ] and it has a nightlight. It has a nightlight so you can find it. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, i definitely need a a nightlight in my toilet. [ laughter ] okay. Whats also built into this is a bidet. Americans dont really know bidets. They normally have separate fixtures with hot and cold water. Jimmy yeah. This ones built right in. Now, it has a sensor in it, so it wont come on unless youre sitting down. Jimmy okay. Were not gonna do that. Put your hand right there. You be one cheek, ill be the other. [ laughter ] jimmy you finally made it in show business. [ laughter ] weve done it. So now, it comes out. [ light laughter ] jimmy look at that. Ready . Jimmy yeah. There it is. Oh jimmy there you go, thats good. It can also be a face washer, too. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its so good. Get the kids around. Like a water fountain. Now what it does, it pulls back and cleans it with uv lights. It has a dryer to dry you. [ laughter ] and when youre done jimmy and a stylist styles you as well. And when you leave and when you leave jimmy yup. It actually closes and flushes by itself. Jimmy i want this. I love it [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy come on in, come on in. Whats going on . I dont want to get hurt, guys. No, no. We dont anybody that doesnt want to get hurt. But this is a table saw. All right . And theres hundreds of thousands of these used every day by the Construction Trade and by homeowners. Jimmy dangerous. Very dangerous. Jimmy yeah. And about 65,000 accidents a a year. Jimmy oh, i know. People nicked their fingers, cut their fingers off and even cut their hand off. Jimmy cut it right off . Absolutely. Very dangerous saw. Jimmy i dont want anything to do with this. Yeah. [ laughter ] this saw and another manufacturer make the same feature that im gonna show you right here. Now, what happens is, theres a a low voltage electrical charge thats sent to the blade. And if skin gets near it, it automatically disappears. Let me show you. Now, i dont want to use my hand. [ light laughter ] and im pretty sure jimmy well, then [ talking over each other ] jimmy we gotta go to commercial. [ laughter ] all right. So you dont want to use your hand. All right . So what im going to do, is im going to substitute jimmy i cant hear you now, because of these soundproof headphones. [ light laughter ] im going to substitute a a hot dog in place of my finger. [ light laughter ] jimmy was that just in the bidet . [ light laughter ] all right. All right, so now what im going to do, is im gonna turn the saw on. Jimmy never put your hot dog near a table saw, you guys. [ laughter ] im gonna turn the saw on. Im gonna make one cut without the hot dog, and another one with the hot dog and lets see what happens. Jimmy all right, buddy. You ready . Jimmy yeah. Be careful. Hey piece of cake. Jimmy yup. Now my finger jimmy theres the hot dog. Goes on the wood. Jimmy come on. Its gonna go flying. Now im not paying attention and im going to cut. Jimmy there you go. Cocktail weenies is that supposed to happen . [ laughter ] i got to go to the robot toilet, hold on a second. [ laughter ] gotta go to the robot, be right back. [ cheers and applause ] it will just be a minute. [ laughter ] fire up the bidet. Jimmy can we see that in slow motion . Did that work . That worked perfectly, right . If you look at the hot dog watch this. Theres not a nick on it. Jimmy look at this. Oh, yes jimmy didnt even touch the hot dog. Look at that. Thats unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, i love you. Thank you so much for stopping by. Kevin oconnor, tom silva, Richard Trethewey, roger cook. [ cheers and applause ] check your local listings for ask this old house. Well be right back with more tonight show. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] my favorite part about being a dad just to see their faces in the morning when i wake them up. The first thing you think about is your wife and your kids and your family. So i had surgery locally, and it came back after my follow up that i needed a second surgery. And thats when i said i need a second opinion. Everyone, from the moment i walked through the doors, theyre smiling and i love the fact that included me in the whole process. The diagnosis of cancer is one of those things that you want an answer now. We can do now here. Rod was great. I mean, he did everything that we asked him and more. The treatment plan was for him to have chemotherapy and radiation followed by surgery. I feel like this was the right way for me and the right treatment for me. At Cancer Treatment centers of america, we treat cancer, every stage, every day. Call or go to cancercenter. Com. Appointments available now. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Gordon Ramsay, alessia cara, the experts from ask this old house [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Thank you. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight andy cohen. From girlfriends guide to divorce, actress and comedian retta. Writer tanehisi coates. Featuring the 8g band with darren king. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. 555 [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic. In that case, lets get to the news. Following President Trumps inauguration, the white house website no longer has an option for translation into spanish. So, sorry, mexican immigrants, but if you want to live here, youll just have to learn to speak russian
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