And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 474. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that makes me feel so good, right there. I love you. I love you right back. Sending the love energy right back at you guys. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, you made it, this is your show, too. [ cheers and applause ] this is the whole point. This is the fun of it. Its a good show tonight. Get ready. Its funny. Its gonna be good. Some silly stuff tonight. Steve yeah. Jimmy we all have fun. Heres what people are talking about first, you guys. We had a couple more democratic primaries yesterday, including one in kentucky, and get this, before the media could even project the winner, Hillary Clinton went on twitter and claimed victory. [ laughter ] people said, secretary clinton, isnt that a bit premature . And she said, please, call me president clinton. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, thats what were saying. But the big story is trumps primetime interview with megyn kelly last night. The two of them seemed to bury the hatchet and megyn kelly even gave trump her cell phone number in case he ever wanted to chat. [ laughter ] although, later when trump tried to call it, a guy picked up and said, dominos. [ laughter and applause ] i cant believe she did this. Its so rude of her. [ cheers and applause ] okay, ill have the cheesy bread, but thats it. I love italian food. [ laughter ] so authentic. In a recent interview, shark tank host mark cuban predicted that if donald trump is elected, it would be bad news for wall street. And in related news, donald trump just got endorsed by bernie sanders. [ laughter and applause ] yeah. The wall street. Check this out, according to newly leaked nsa information, workers at Guantanamo Bay enjoyed perks like a tiki bar, sailing, and snorkeling. [ light laughter ] so now we know why obama hasnt closed Guantanamo Bay. Hes gonna move there next year. [ cheers and applause ] steve vacation. [ light laughter ] jimmy and this is just crazy. Iran is accusing Kim Kardashian of being a secret agent. [ laughter ] bent on corrupting their nation with her instagram photos. [ laughter ] yeah. It sounds more like what an iranian official said when he got caught looking at Kim Kardashian on instagram. [ laughter ] hes like, this is research. I think she might be a secret agent. [ laughter ] what are you talking about . Hey guys, last night, fox premiered its new reality dating show coupled. Yeah. I watched it for ten minutes and i thought, these two are not gonna make it. And then i realized i was watching the megyn kelly trump interview. [ laughter and applause ] and i go, well thats im about to watch the end of it. Either way, im good. This is pretty cool, telemundo is teaming up with buzzfeed on a millennial soap opera titled much ado about nada. [ laughter ] yeah, telemundo and buzzfeed, yeah. I love both. You know buzzfeed. Steve yeah. I love them. Jimmy got all the lists and the fun stuff. Well, they released the first clip of the soap opera. And you could really see the buzzfeed influence. Take a look at this. Maria, i know you cheated on me. And i have 22 hilarious cat gifs to prove it. [ laughter and applause ] you bastard. [ slap ] which seinfeld character are you . [ laughter ] which seinfeld character are you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well find out. We dont know what seinfeld character. Probably elaine but you dont know. Steve we dont know. Jimmy im more of a george today. I dont know. [ laughter ] google Just Launched a new app called carpool that can match you with strangers who need a a ride while youre driving around. Yeah. [ light laughter ] or as in nobodys seen or heard from dave since he used google carpool. [ laughter and applause ] thats a bad idea. Heres a local story. I saw that a man from new york proposed to his girlfriend by playing a video on one of the giant billboards in times square. [ audience aws ] it was a beautiful moment until times square elmo said, i give it two months. [ laughter ] i mean, they dont look like they like each other. Want to take a picture . Im elmo, im cookie monster. What do you care, what do you care, what do you care . Steve whoever you want me to be. Jimmy im whoever you want me to be. Steve youre gonna love the way you look. Jimmy im grover, whatever. [ laughter ] steve grover. Jimmy im having a bad give me a break over here. Come on. Lets take a picture, huh. Hold my cigarette. Steve hold my cigarette, kids. Jimmy hold my cigarillo. Hold up. [ laughter ] yeah. Now finally, i read that a a game of thrones version of the board game clue is now for sale. [ cheers ] its just like regular clue except that everyone did it in every room with every weapon. [ laughter ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, roots. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, the very funny seth rogen will be here. Steve oh jimmy we love seth. [ cheers and applause ] oh, hes a great guy. Then on friday, hes a multiple emmy and Tony Award Winning performer, one of the greatest oscar hosts of all time. The one and only Billy Crystal will be joining us. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love billy. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. We love it when he stops by. Here he is here, my twin brother. We look exactly alike. [ cheers and applause ] hes the star of the new movie neighbors 2 Sorority Rising, zac efron is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah we love zac. Neighbors 2. Super fun. Later in the show, zac and i are playing water war. [ cheers and applause ] i cant wait. Havent played that in a while. Steve thats a good one. Jimmy yeah. Plus, here to tell us about his new movie, his new soccer team and his new clothing for kids, nba superstar Carmelo Anthony is dropping in. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy melo, my man steve melo jimmy love Carmelo Anthony. And we have great music tonight. These guys are like the biggest band out there right now. Steve its crazy. Jimmy i love it. A bunch of songs we love. Too late to apologize too late too late to apologize its too late its too late then they have like ten other giant, giant massive hits. What was the one, counting stars was another one. Its great. I was watching it today on youtube. It has over 1 billion hits. Steve a billion . Jimmy a billion. Steve a billion with a b . Jimmy yeah, yeah. Steve thats nuts. A billion hits . Jimmy are you okay . Steve thats nuts. Jimmy yeah. No it is. Steve what . A billion . Jimmy yeah. Yeah, over 1 billion hits. Theyre just a giant, giant, giant band. Were so lucky and happy to have them. We have music from onerepublic right here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] theyre gonna perform their new single, wherever i go. Is their new single. Steve what a show. Jimmy theyre going to perform that tonight. I know. I mean, we just want to put on a good show. We want to make people feel good and have a great time. I mean, you guys know were always striving to get better here at the tonight show. Harder better faster stronger [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. Things youd like to see us do. That kind of stuff. So tonight, lets look inside the audience suggestion box. Here we go. Whats inside the box suggestion box [ cheers and applause ] jimmy these are suggestions from you, the audience. [ light laughter ] that you filled out. [ laughter ] steve yeah. That they filled out. Every show. Jimmy this ones from jay kriegel. Hey jimmy, have you heard of hyperloops . Theyre this new form of transportation that can shoot individuals around the world at speeds of over 700 miles per hour. You should demonstrate how one works on your show. Ive heard about them. I really dont know how hyperloops work. But we actually have our tonight show science correspondent standing by right now. Can you tell us a little bit about hyperloops, paul . Hi, jimmy. First off, my apologies, i had to pick up my girlfriends dog from the vet. Anyway, im standing here next to a working model of a a hyperloop. Now, they basically act like those tubes at the bank. [ suction sound ] oh jimmy oh, my goodness sweet mercy jimmy paul . Paul, are you okay, paul . Yes. A little rattled, but i think im good. I guess i should be happy it was the dog and not me that got [ suction sound ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Paul, paul, are you there . Paul . I wonder where he went. Hey, paul, hey. [ cheers and applause ] wow. How was the ride . It was better than sex, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy here we go. Lets just go to this here. This ones from mark roskams. Hey jimmy, have you ever noticed when politicians laugh, they sound so stiff . I wish you could make them sound a little more loose. Thats true, they always sound a little uptight. So we edited some footage of politicians laughing to help them cut loose a bit. Check it out. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] hey, jimmy, im a little depressed. The only thing im hearing about these days is the election. Trump, clinton, trump, clinton. Frankly, its driving me crazy. Ill do anything to take my mind off of it. Can you help me out . Yeah, sure. Theres a group weve had on our show a few times. Theyre called two really fun men. And theyre two men who dont just like to have fun, they like to have really fun. [ laughter ] so here to help take your mind off of the election, with an original song, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for two really fun men [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, whenever youre ready, please, take it away. Donald trump or hillary whos it going to be thats all we ever hear about whilst watching the tv those candidates the country hates they simply are no fun so now we thought wed share with you some things we think are fun one two two three eating ice cream is so much fun playing mini golf is also fun hanging out with friends extra fun going fast on a bike you guessed it fun surfing lessons fun in the sun eating hot dogs fun on a bun sister act 2 fun with a nun number one foam finger fun number one [ cheers ] kissing a girl is really fun falling in love is very fun getting married is super fun having a kid is a lot of responsibility youve gotta have patience and you gotta to be prepared its a fulltime job and it doesnt pay its frequently hard and its a learning process but when you look back its really fun four three two fun now when we say fun you say fun fun fun fun fun now when you say fun we say fun fun fun fun fun now on the count of three well say fun together one two fun together gotcha cruz fiorina 2012 jimmy wait a second. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, no. Thank you. We did it. We did it. We did it. Great job, buddy. You did awesome. Jimmy give it up. Two really fun men. Two really fun men. A little political at the end there. I didnt expect that. [ laughter ] this last one here is from dylan lasner. Hey jimmy, have you seen those videos of basketball players doing the running man challenge . where a song starts playing and someone pops out and starts doing a special running man dance. You should do that on your show. Im not no. [ cheers and applause ] im not the best dancer. Its usually two guys. Lets take a look. Heres a clip if you havent seen the clip. Heres what it looks like. At night i think of you i want to be your lady at night i think of you i want to be your lady jimmy yeah, its good. I mean, i just dont know if i could [ cheers and applause ] at night i think of you i want to be your lady maybe [ cheers and applause ] give it up for Carmelo Anthony [ cheers and applause ] jerry trainor. 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Nice to see you. Come on, come on. [ cheers and applause ] we got a lot to get to. I want to get to neighbors 2. Congrats on that. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy you know im a big fan of neighbors 1 so im excited to talk about this. I want to know about this, because youre on the cover. [ cheers and applause ] you beat me out for the cover. [ laughter ] understandable, i guess. But i want to know how you got here from here. [ cheers and applause ] first of all, what is the story . Who is this guy and what happened to him . Is everything okay . That was me at i was at summer camp for the arts called csun. And i think i lied about my age to get in. I was actually an eighth grader. And they only let in juniors and seniors. And a few freshman. And i squeezed in. I got in with the freshman. And so it was just me and a a bunch of like a lot older girls. And they crimped my hair. [ laughter ] and i thought i was awesome. Jimmy yeah, they i clearly jimmy they crimped your hair, they wanted to see what youd look like or you just said yes, sure, go for it . Anything they told yeah. I just said yes. [ laughter ] that sounds bad, but jimmy yeah, no. I just kind of jimmy you cant you think you could still pull this style off . I dont know. I wouldnt [ cheers ] i mean [ cheers ] why do you just have these things . Jimmy just dont look. Act like this isnt even happening. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] yeah. I think its i think its not bad. Really . Jimmy its not bad actually. Does it look as good as it feels . [ laughter ] it feels amazing. Jimmy its actually not bad. I mean its pretty good. Why do you even have these things behind your desk . Oh, my god [ cheers and applause ] it suits you. Jimmy you know these dudes . I feel like im looking in a a mirror. Jimmy yeah, exactly. We should go to the club. Could you give us a beat . Give us a good beat. [ cheers and applause ] this is not bad, right . We can do this. I feel like i can like jimmy we can pull it off. It looks good. Its like night at the roxbury. Jimmy yeah, it is kind of like that. I love people just tuning in right now. Theyre like, this is normal. What the hell is going on . [ laughter ] jimmy i want to talk about i want to talk about neighbors. By the way, how was the revenant . Did you just escape . [ laughter ] jimmy dude im in point break 3, man, what are you talking about . Oh yeah . Jimmy yeah. Follow my line, bro. Jimmy exactly. Come on, dude. Oh. Jimmy guess what. [ knocking ] hello . Hello . [ laughter ] jimmy hey, man. Whos this . Whats up . [ laughter ] jimmy its me, im your neighbor too. Ohh. Jimmy im jimmy, but im your neighbor. Oh. Jimmy neighbors 2. Neighbors 2. Oh, so should i play seth . Are you supposed to be me . Jimmy yeah, ill be you, yeah . [ laughter ] i always play you, im your stunt double, dude. Okay, ill be seth. Jimmy all right. Hey, come on, we got to, like, clean this place up before the cops find out. Are you kidding me . I dont want to help you. Youre an [ bleep ] idiot. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dude, thats a great impression, man. I was giving interviews with seth all day. So i kind of am talking like him anyway. [ light laughter ] jimmy but this ones got Chloe Moretz Chloe grace moretz in there as well, rose byrne. Basically what happens is i love how topical the jokes are. Theyre right up to date, because last time we saw you in neighbors, the first neighbors, you ended up getting a job as a shirtless model at abercrombie. [ cheers ] yes, im just its hard to take it seriously. Jimmy and youre but yes. That is [ light laughter ] jimmy dont let it be distracting. [ laughter ] work with it. Make it like an achievement. Well every time you do it reminds me of what i must look like, so jimmy no, youre pulling it off. Youre pulling it off. Its actually really good. Okay. So anyways, lets talk about the movie. Jimmy yes. Yeah, we left there. Jimmy well you because you were what do you call it . You were a shirtless model at Abercrombie Fitch and they got rid of the shirtless yeah. Jimmy dudes. In real life, Abercrombie Fitch jimmy they got rid of that. So now your characters out of a job. Yes, yes. [ light laughter ] so we find teddy sanders, who was once the king of delta psi, in a very, very dark and sad place. Jimmy yeah. [ audience aws ] at the beginning of this movie, hes very lost. Jimmy oh, it ends well. It ends well. Yeah. Jimmy old navy. But its cool. Dont be deterred by that. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, no, its funny. Its really funny. Jimmy well this yeah, i dont want to go ahead, go ahead. Jimmy no, what were you going to say . I was going to say [ light laughter ] he does redeem himself. Jimmy yeah, exactly dude. Yeah, man. [ laughter ] jimmy i was going to say that, man. Dude, dont [ bleep ] touch me. Jimmy dont touch me, dude. [ laughter ] heres zac efron in neighbors 2 Sorority Rising, take a a look at this. Just you dancing is enough to distract the entire sorority . I dont know about that. Thatll work. Itll work. It usually works. I dont even know where we are right now. Okay. Okay . Im ready. All right. Let me no. I dont have the baby oil. Whats the big deal . No, its the most important thing. With baby oil, you get like two extra lines here. Really . Yes. Hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, lets go. Oh, thats hot. Oh, thats really hot. Ow, it burns. Whoo all right, rub it in. Rub it in. Oh, my god. Get it all over. Were in a rush, mac. Come on mac, get his side. Okay. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, dude, every time youre here, we play a game. I was wondering if you wanted to play water war after the break. You know im down, man. Jimmy lets do it. Zac and i are playing water war after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] one coat, yes there is a day, for every number. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody im here with my man zac efron, star of neighbors 2 Sorority Rising, which will hit theaters everywhere this friday. Were about to have a water war. Were going to play the card game war. But if you lose a hand, you get a pint of water in the face. [ light laughter ] we each have five glasses of water. The first one to throw all five glasses in their on their opponent wins and gets to water cannon the loser. [ cheers and applause ] lots of ways to get wet, only one way to win. Theres lots of water here. Thats a pint . Yes [ laughter ] jimmy you ready to do this . So ready. [ light laughter ] i was born ready. Jimmy turn on three. One, two, three. [ audience ohs ] ah, so nice to see you, buddy. Snap. Jimmy so good to see you, man. I love what youve done with your hair. [ cheers ] kind of missed on that one a a little bit. Your hairs throwing me off. I missed a little bit on that. All right, good, here we go. Yeah, its hard to see with the bangs. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im keeping mine dry. Im keeping mine dry. Here we go. All right, ready . Jimmy 1, 2, 3. [ cheers and applause ] ooh. Seems so disrespectful. Goes against everything. Jimmy everything that you believe in. Ive never done this, especially jimmy you dont have to. Honestly what would be really fun [ cheers and applause ] okay, it is satisfying. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, you ready . Yes. Jimmy you trust that no ones dealt with a different deck or anything . The cards are all the same and not at all but lets just keep going. Jimmy sure, here we go. 1, 2, 3. Ha ha that there looks suspicious. Jimmy i got a little tickle. A little tickle in my throat. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] that one got the microphone there. That one got the mic. That one got the mic there. That got in my nose. Jimmy that one hit up your nose. Thats in my nose. Jimmy up your nose. There we go. Take your shirt off jimmy no [ cheers and applause ] i cant, i cant. I have a show to do. I cant take my shirt off. Sorry, i apologize. I cant take my shirt off. When anyone asks you that, just say after you. Jimmy ah yeah, thats the answer. No, no, no. Jimmy ready . 1, 2, 3. Boom. Woo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that was velocity. I think i went for velocity. Jimmy i inhaled on that throw. [ laughter ] its highly chlorinated. Jimmy all right, here we go. Ready . Jimmy this is a tie game. 1, 2, 3. [ cheers and applause ] youre not going anywhere tonight, are you . [ laughter ] its cold. Its cold water too, man. Its oddly warm. [ laughter ] jimmy that one was, i apologize. My bench is sinking inward, to like, a puddle in here. Okay. Jimmy 1, 2, 3. War. [ audience ohs ] oh. Jimmy thats war. All right, now we bring these out. Go onto your bottom shelf here. Oh, yeah. A pitcher. Here we go, this is war. Three cards down. Jimmy oh, yeah. Just put them down. Put them down. One, two one, two, three. Theres like gel and [ bleep ]. Jimmy and then war. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ yelling ] i feel like im in an jimmy were down to youre definitely bay watch now. Jimmy you just rode the wave, bro. Do it jimmy you got to see me in point break 4, i swear. [ cheers ] thats my line. Jimmy oh, man, my toupee came off. [ laughter ] ready . Both one, two, three. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] both one, two, three. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, thats it i won i won war [ cheers and applause ] sorry buddy. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] guys, zac efron. Neighbors 2 Sorority Rising is in theaters on friday well be right back with Carmelo Anthony stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] i know, i know. Just keep breathing, honey. [doctor] give meone big push, cmon. It looks good, babe, it looks good. Ohhhhhweee woah [mom] hes beautiful. [son] mom. Dad. Nurse. Bees are born fully grown. Put some flavor in your break. Make time for snapple. Wait, you shot that . 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It completely crushes it. The allnew cclass coupe. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a ninetime nba allstar and twotime olympic gold medalist. He has a new Kids Clothing line called tmnt by melo available now at macys. You know what thats all about. Yeah. [ cheers ] next month, you can see him on the big screen in teenage mutant Ninja Turtles out of the shadows in 3d and in theaters june 3rd. Please give it up for Carmelo Anthony [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looking sharp, my man. Always looking sharp. Good to see you. Buddy. Oh, likewise, likewise. Jimmy thanks for doing that running man challenge with me earlier. They tried to get me to practice in the back. Jimmy you didnt . No, i didnt do it. [ laughter ] jimmy you were better than i was. I was out of breath. I couldnt do that. I like just doing it right on the spot. Jimmy yeah, exactly. No practice. Jimmy are you a dancer . Do you dance, like if you go to weddings or anything . It depends on the vibe. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Im all about vibes. If the vibe is good, i might do something. Jimmy you might break out and go for it. We usually talk about basketball when we have you on. But now, we have so many projects going on. I want to talk about this other stuff. You bought a soccer team . Yeah, i bought a soccer team down in puerto rico, on the island. Jimmy really . [ cheers ] are you puerto rican . Im half puerto rican. My dad is puerto rican. Jimmy really . [ cheers and applause ] i love puerto rico. I heard you go down there a a lot. Jimmy yeah, thats my hang, dude. Whatever you need, whatever you need down there, just let me know. Jimmy really . I go down there i need my mofongo. Absolutely. Jimmy thats my jam. Do you know anything about coquito . [ cheers ] what do you know about coquito . Jimmy i know about coquito. Thats the question. Jimmy i got the hookup. If you ever need coquito, you call me up. Yeah. I only call certain people for coquito. Jimmy oh, yeah. Its like one dude. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy usually his mom makes it or something. If you dont know, coquito is like puerto rican eggnog . Yeah. Jimmy i would say. But its better than eggnog. Its the best thing ive ever had in my life. You have to taste it to understand it. Jimmy we should get in the coquito business. [ laughter ] its a very niche business. But it will work. [ light laughter ] jimmy it wont be niche when we get in there and everyones drinking coquito year round. They have drinkable yogurt. Who thought that would take off . Well, we dont want that one. We dont want any drinkable yogurt. Jimmy but if you do like poquito coquito. [ laughter ] now we talking. [ cheers ] now we talking. Jimmy now this is making sense . Absolutely. Jimmy yeah, we got to do it. So now you have a soccer team . Yeah. Jimmy this is unbelievable. And they come theyre going to play in new york soon. So theyll be here, right . Yeah, im bringing them here for the puerto rican day parade weekend. [ cheers ] jimmy that leaves the new york team at a disadvantage. Were gonna be playing against the Puerto Rico National team so we made it one big family event. Jimmy oh, really . This is i knew you played the new york cosmos on july 30th. But this a new thing for you. You always want to get into this . I was always a fan of soccer. Jimmy yeah. Always a fan, big fan. Once i started going back down to the island, i saw that the island was missing something. We dont have nothing that we can call our own down there on the island. We got to cheer for dominican. We got to cheer for cuba. Now, we got an opportunity to cheer for something that we call our own. And thats puerto rico football club. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i like that. You know, i have your sneakers. I have melos. But i know youre into fashion stuff too. But you got involved with Kids Clothing. Yeah. Jimmy i think is so rad. I showed a little bit of it. But this is tmnt by melo at macys. And look at this, come on. Its my jam. And its smooth and its cool. [ applause ] you got a little got little melo socks. [ audience aws ] this wouldnt even fit on like one pinky toe. Its kids, its kids. Jimmy i know its kids. Still. This is kids . Yes. Older kids. Jimmy theyre tall kids. They especially made for you, though. [ laughter ] jimmy a giant kid. Tall. Like maybe melo as a kid. Maybe. I cant fit in those. Jimmy you cant fit in those, no. You can. Jimmy yeah, i can do this. [ laughter ] i can thank you. But youre involved with the movie now, teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. Did you know about them growing up . I was always a big fan. If you wasnt a fan of the turtles growing up, then something is wrong. [ laughter ] somethings very wrong. Jimmy eatin pizza, shredder, all that stuff. You got to get into it. You have to get into it. Jimmy is your son into it . My son is into it. Jimmy tell him i said hi. I will. He loves you, man. Jimmy i love that kid. We bonded. I know. At the game . Jimmy yeah. You bummed out about that, right . No, no, im actually excited. [ laughter ] jimmy you made a face like yeah, i know, im bummed out he liked you. I get tired of hearing about it. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah, i hear about it every day. [ laughter ] jimmy we bonded, man. We have the same brain. How old is he . Nine. Jimmy yeah, nine. Yeah, we [ laughter and applause ] we were having fun. I showed him snapchat filters. He didnt know about the filters. Thats bad parenting. [ laughter ] jimmy no, he was with lala. We were hanging out oh, you blame it on her . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] bad parenting. Jimmy bad parenting, yeah. Definitely, yeah. I love that kid so much. He was so cool. Very polite by the way. Thank you. Jimmy what a great kid. You really what a nice kid. I really had the best time with him. Then i went to a different game. First of all, i didnt know how to root for you because normally my seats arent that good but they put me court side. [ light laughter ] so when you were coming in, i didnt want to seem like, a a goofy kid. Like, hi, melo. [ laughter ] so i was just like [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i put my game face on. I didnt want you to screw up or do anything. So i went to a different game. And i was sitting in my normal seats. I heard jimmy fallon. Cutest little kid voice. I was like, whats up . It was him . Jimmy it was kiyan, yeah. He dont forget. Jimmy how you doing, buddy . He dont forget. Jimmy he doesnt forget. No, not at all. Jimmy ah, you got to give him my best. I will. Jimmy so he must be excited that youre in this teenage mutant ninja turtle movie. He doesnt know what to expect. He thinks im one of the characters or something. I keep trying to tell him its just a quick cameo in the movie. Dont expect me to be flying through the air, going underground. [ laughter ] jimmy youre not a turtle in this . Im not a turtle. Jimmy all right, yeah, yeah. Once and for all. [ laughter ] how many times we got to put this to rest now . Im not a turtle. Yeah, i do this all the time. Its the coolest thing. Its going to be a big fun movie. I want to look at a clip. Heres Carmelo Anthony in teenage mutant Ninja Turtles out of the shadows. Check this out. Hey, vern, big fan, big fan. Oh, my gosh, Carmelo Anthony, right back at you. Nice key to the city. Oh, thank you. Yeah, i mean, they give these things out. Hey, mind if i call you melo . Absolutely. Listen, im really glad that you stopped in. Guys like you and me, were kind of the same. Right. We bring a lot of joy and hope into peoples lives. We got that kind of star power. And while its a gift, this bond that we have there you are. Hey. Melo, id like to introduce you to my girlfriend, alessandra. Girlfriend . We just met a week ago. I know, and now were all over each others stop it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a funny guy. Really, really funny. Carmelo anthony. Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles out of the shadows, in 3d in theaters june 3rd. Well be right back with a a performance from onerepublic, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] some people think the beer you bring says a lot about who you are. If thats the case, this beer says you like drinking beer. Greattasting, lessfilling beer. Spelled different because its brewed different. Customer service d. Maam. This isnt a computer. Wait. Youre real . With discover card, you can talk to a real person in the u. S. , like me, anytime. Wow. This is a recording. Really . No, im kidding. 100 u. S. Based customer service. Here to help, not to sell. Hey kevin. Hey, fancy seeing you here. Uh, i live right over there actually. Youve been to my place. No, i wasnt. Oh look, you dropped something. Its your resume with a 20 dollar bill taped to it. Thats weird. You want to work for ge too. Hahaha, what . 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Performing whenever i go, please welcome, onerepublic [ cheers and applause ] i know i could lie but im telling the truth wherever i go theres a shadow of you i know i could try looking for something new but wherever i go ill be looking for you some people lie but their looking for magic others they quietly going insane i feel alive when im close to the madness no easy love could ever make me feel the same oooooo i know i could lie but i wont lie to you wherever i go youre the ghost in the room i dont even try looking for something new cause wherever i go ill be looking for you some people try but they cant find the magic others get down on their knees and they pray i come alive when im close to the madness no easy love could ever make me feel the same make me feel the same make me feel the same same same i know i could lie but im telling the truth wherever i go theres a shadow of you i know i could try looking for something new but wherever i go ill be looking for you wherever i go ill be looking for you you oooooo ah ah ahahah some people pray to their god for some magic cause no easy love could ever make them feel the same no easy love could ever make me feel the same make me feel the same same same i know i could lie but im telling the truth wherever i go theres a shadow of you i know i could try looking for something new but wherever i go ill be looking for you you think its a lie when im telling the truth wherever i go ill be looking for you wherever i go ill be looking for you looking for you looking for you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, god. Oh. Thank you. Thank you. Onerepublic wherever i go is available now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] Grover Cleveland here. Yes, the handsome gent on the thousanddollar bill. With cash4life, the great game from the pennsylvania lottery, you could win a thousand dollars a day for life you could invest it, or save it for a rainy day. Or you could buy a new car and with drawings every monday and thursday, that means 2 chances to win every week. Cash4life from the pennsylvania lottery. You could win a thousand dollars a day for life. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to zac efron, Carmelo Anthony, jerry trainor, onerepublic [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight david schwimmer, comedian margaret cho, music from sir the baptist, featuring the 8g band with allison miller. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic. Fantastic news. And lets get to the news. Bernie sanders won last nights oregon democratic primary. [ cheers ] and this was a surprise, hillary came in third, behind a bag of weed. [ laughter ]
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