He saw me and he pushed this button and the electric windows went i thought hey and he was and drove off. I know you a long time, man. Yeah, were both getting older. By the way, your hondas still running well. I got it. Just listening to vince, when i go to music, i stop basically in the 70s. Started off with records and a needle. My first was a sears 60, turn table drops down about six inches. For stereo you had to put your head on the turn table. Look at you, fashion diva. I understand you just like all in your clothes these days. Wait a minute i move to my own music. I got to strap one on okay, lets hear it. All right . I want a guy with a mobile home has an extra wide chromosome who retains water in his head who talks to me like mr. Ed thats what im talking about. What do you think about the asian stereotype . Asians cant drive. You know . Were smart but we cant drive. If they made the steering while like a mouse. Asians cant drive but at least we have car insurance. 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Mans hormones drop down, ill just pay somebody to finish the job. Get a sitcom. You know what, heres the thing, you know what, byron, i need to be caught in a scandal. Yeah. Thats right. I wanted to become addicted to painkillers, you know, the problem is im catholic and i live for pain. You know . I still have nightmares about my eighth grade nonsister godzilla. Got mad at me because i gave her a shaving mug for fathers day. Judy, youre going to hell for that. Oh, good, we can car pool. Hello. By the way, thats a big male fantasy, men want to see two women together, dont you . No, i dont. Yes, you do dont lie to me guess what, we women want to see two men. Thats right. We want to see two men. One to cook and one to clean. Maybe if i had been more like that monica l, maybe if i had played swallow the leader. Nasty, nasty, nasty. Been traveling, man . Every week, road dog. Are you really . Yeah. How are they treating you at the airport . People want to racially profile at the airport. Im like, hell yes. America was founded on racism. We should do what we do best when we need to do it. You know what i mean . We actually are professionals at racism. Im in line, right, i get pulled out of line, theres a guy hovering on a piece of carpet next to me. And you take away my carmex . Have you been traveling . Yeah, you know, my favorite thing is they sent me on the airplane, always sit me between a land mass and a glacier, you know . Its fine until we hit turbulence and i get smashed into a mammogram breast, you know . Until i look like one of those tropical fish with an eye on each side of my head, you know, like tori spelling. Daddy oh, thats my fault now i like your haircut, man. Got the same haircut. There you go. You look good, though. Thank you. Black people look good with bald heads. Asians, we look like buddha. You know what i mean . White people look sick. Were going to take a break. Well be right back. Dont go away. To find out how to be part of our studio audience, visit many prescriptions can cause dry mouth. Act dry mouth mouthwash and toothpaste relieve dry mouth symptoms with soothing formulas that strengthen teeth and freshen breath. Act. Stronger teeth and dry mouth relief. Welcome back to comics unleashed. Whats going on, man, heard you were talking about viagra. You want to get some . Its everywhere. You dont need a prescription. When it first started, you need a prescription. Now its internet. What i get is, i read about that most of the men who are taking it, like 80yearold guys are taking of this stuff and dying of heart attacks, yet they know it, which tells you everything you need to know about men. They are saying, look, the doctors going you can either have ten more years of life with no sex or take this viagra, have sex and maybe have a heart attack. Give me the pill. They are going to market viagra as a soft drink, thats right. Now every guy can pour himself a stiff one. You think racism will ever end . Man, thats a good question. I hope so. I think human beings need to get their stuff together. I think we all need to get the stuff together as people. I dont want to preach racial harmony and love, because i dont want to get shot. Anyone in history of man kind thats had a message of love or harmony, gone, jfk, pow, Martin Luther king, pow, gandhi, jesus so we can ease into the ending of racism, not abruptly. I hope we can get our act together. What do you think about interracial relationships . I think its good. I think its good. Its important, you know what i mean . We have to learn about each others differences and cultures. Like my sister married a black guy, hes a good guy. Hes a lawyer. Good to have a lawyer in your family, right . I never thought that my brotherinlaw would be a brotherinlaw. What do you think about white people . White people, they are all white. White people are cool, they are good, until they get fired. Right . Then they go postal and shoot everybody. When blacks and latinos get fired, its about time, sucka. Right . Fire a white guy, im fired, what . Ill be back. Go home, get the guns, come back, and they shoot everybody. I know because im filipino. A lot of filipinos work in the post office. You dont see filipinos in the news shooting people. If were on the news, its because were the witness. I saw the whole thing from the back counter. The gun firing, it was bobby, hes crazy. We got to take a break. Well be right back. Dont go away. For more laughs, visit comicsunleashed. Com. Closed captioning brou ugh, this pimples gonna last forever. Aw comon. Clearasil ultra works fast to begin visibly clearing up skin in as little as 12 hours. Besides, its not like acne will last forever. Just like your mom wont walk in on you. Forever. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen see what im saying . Acne wont last. But for now, lets be clear. Clearasil works fast. Many wbut hope. 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Guys are thinking whats he going to do next year . I got to stay in the jewelry path, thats all i do, buy jewelry. One year, what does she really want for her birthday . I was really paying attention. Every morning she went in the bathroom, every day said this thing is a piece of junk, its broken. I know, i know. I know. Everybody here knows the mistake i made. I should have gone, well, said something, honey, im surprised that scale even registers light as weight as yours. Something like that of the instead, i went out and bought a new thing. Do you know how much i had to spend after that to make up for the scale . Thousands, im still paying. If a woman asks do i look fat on these jeans, that is a trick question. Have you been been pulled over by the cops . Today, yes. Being pulled over is no joke. You know what i mean . When you get pulled over, its scary as hell. You know whats worse, have you been a passenger in your friends car when they get pulled over. Thats when you start finding out things about your best friend you never knew existed. Damn, damn youre like, man, whats up . This car is not even registered. What . I got a handgun in the glove box. Cocaine under my seat. I am wearing a wig and we got a dead body in the trunk. Im like, steve, what are you talking about . Man, my names not even steve. Oh, man. I got pulled over too. Did you get pulled over . Yeah, because i was swerving. But they let me go because im asian. Oh, okay, they do that all the time. Whats the story, man, i understand youre a good catholic boy. Man, you know what, i cant help it. I got raised by a catholic family. My mom, theres pictures of jesus in my house everywhere, impossible to masturbate. But yeah. I love with mom, you know what i mean . Its cool, i go to church. I dont belief in premarital sex. Ladies, if you want to have sex with me, you have to be married first. No, just joking. You can be engaged. But yeah, catholicism is a big part of my life. Spirituality is real important. There you go. Without god, we wouldnt be here, right . Thats right. Its important to have good family roots. We stick together, like rice. Sticky rice. Now that im american, uncle bens. Its all separated. If you think about it, its the white mans rice thats trying to separate. A why is the yellow pages separate from the white pages . Think about it. Round of applause. Thank you for watching. Until next time, keep laughing. This has been a production of entertainmentstudios. Com. The insider from hollywood. Your 24 7 celebrity conversation. Im donald trump. Ive made billions and billi of dollars. More energy tonight. I like that. This is a country where we speak english. The gop debate becomes a trump reality show special. We dont need an apprentice in the white house. We have one right now. Im in t middle of all the media madness. Does america want a celebrity president . I have the ideas. Then the demand for kanye as potus grows stronger. A new Campaign Video that is trending. Im not no politician, bro. Plus, modelings biggest money makers get a major wage increase. Did taylor turn her bad blood crew into fashions top earners . All night long then Lionel Richie takes las vegas. Were inside his new residency, and will he be taking a third trip down the aisle . Dont get too ahead of ourselves, ladies and gentlemen. Now hollywood from the inside out, its the insider together with yahoo inside the war on shandaland. We have the primetime players hoping to take down shandas angels. And from tgit to mustsee tv. No bigger trending story than last nights gop president ial debate. I felt like i was watching an episode of the real housewives of simi valley. Im not going to lie. Th might have been a table flipping in there somewhere. Absolute insanity, especially the center of the room. Cnns live debate watched by over 22 million people. Just shy of fox news 24 million. Safe to say a lot of it was due to the trump factor. Social media tracked his every word. Is it just proof everybody is overdosing on the donald . Three hours is probably a record setting long debate. Why did you say it . I guess you were selling a lot of commercials. It was the trump show 2. 0. Once again the donald emerged with more screen time a moments than the rest of the pack. Im donald trump. I say not in a brag doeshs way, ive made billions and billions of dollar the lead elephant in the herd trampling the rest when it comes to media hype. Very supportive daughter. Very proud. Aspiring first daughter ivanka trump was there with her brothers. But cameras did not catch during the debate was trump speaking with her consistently throughout commercial breaks. What were you talking about . You have to talk to somebody. And i talk to everybody. We had a great time. While a fathers love is typically prypriceless, for a billionaire republic frontrunner, he can show it with as little as ten bucks. What woman you would like to see on the 1 i think my daughter because shes been sitting there for three hours. Other than that, rosa parks. I dont think weve come across a president ial candidate who knows celebrities. Now theyre making ghost busters with only women. Whats going who has the plus of what we were talking about better th donald trump. Cnn anchor kate baldwin saying how unique of a politician she is. And on stage the zingers were flying. I neve attacked him on his looks, and believe me, theres plenty of subject matter right there. That i can tell you. He swung a strong back hand at rand paul and said this after being tattered by jeb bush. I didnt want to jeb more energy tonight. I lik but as i saw in the aftermath, all this continued attention comes to the chagrin some of fellow candidates like bobby jindal. Does america want a celebrity president right now . Donald trump is a narcissist. Hes an entertainer. Give him his reality tv s back and fire him. He doesnt believe in anything but donald trump. No sign of momentum slowin down anytime soon. Trump is the most social candidate with 4. 1 million twitter followers. But according to our washington inside yahoo senior Political Correspondent john ward says his residence with voters stretches far beyond. The majority of americans are not on t i think it is a minority of them. Four million is a big number. But his numbers in the election are going to be a lot bigger than that. Let me tell you something. In another life i was an anchor at fox news. This was unlike anything i ever experienced before covering political stories. At time it felt like the super bowl than the debate. Especially in that spin room. It looked like the super bow i thought somebody was going to get tackled. Somebody almost did. Glad youre back and safe. If trump does get the gop nomination, i know who i want as his runnin how about this, trumpwest ticket. We have a lot more on that. Where is your button, buddy . Im still working on it. It is going to be a huge button. Im down all the way in social media. It is going bananas over the brand new endorsement video. Now kanye is concentrating on his other passion, that is fashion. See, im a rapper, too. His new York Fashion Week takeover is trending on yahoo celebrities. Kanye west getting through models is trending hot. Yesterday he unveiled the Second Season of the line as wel dropping his new track. And, of course, the scene was star studded. Seth myers and kim k. West were front row. See what im doing is getting closer to what im dreaming about. Backstage, west open up to vogue. Com talking about becoming a dad again and his show. Does this change the concept of fashion . Yes. Its about being relaxed and comfortable. Like the way my daughter is. I want to be able to swing her around. His little one north was also at dads show along with her aunts khloe, kendall and mommy west in the center. Kim also posted this adorable shot of north behind the lens with the caption our own personal backstage photog, which received more than one million likes. Ive decided in 2020 to run for president. Meanwhile, the kanye2020 continues to trend. One kanye fan created this video that is going viral with close to 900,000 views. I have the idea tom brady said he thinks will be great if donald trump was president. Last nights gop debate s trending. Tom brady was also making some headlines with his support of the donald. Do you think hes got what it takes . I hope so. Tom who just recently had his fourgame deflategate susp overturned is a friend of the gop president ial hopeful. Trump loves to tweet about brady calling him a friend and total winner. Tom is winning on all fronts. Not just last weeks patriots win over pittsburgh but today we learned that two employees also suspended for their involvement with deflategate have been reinstated to the patriots organization. Ill tell you if trump calls you a winner, you must be a winner. Thank you. Huge. Well, toms other and much, much richer half gisele also generating buzz day. She certainly is. Gisele clearly the all star on the supermodel roster bringing home the most bacon this year. Maybe bacon isnt the appropriate word there. Im not sure super models eat. Ill tell you what they are doing, theyre getting paid, especially the ones ranked on forbes new model rich list. What is your name . Gise that was then. This is now. The brazilian bombshell topped forbes list of highest paid super models at 44 million. She really is a force reckoned with and earned more than any other model every year since 2002. That brings her total career earnings to 430 million. Her brands include this underarmor ad. Gisele pummeling a punchi social commentary in the background. It made a powerful impress with 5. 5 million facebook fans and 6 million instagram followers. What does it feel li walk down the runways in channel . Thats unbelievable, girl. I cant believe it happened. Some models can demand more money if they have a really large social media following. Kendall jenner is a case in point. She has over 36 million instagram followers. Thats part of the reason why shes so young but has been able to get massive gigs. Here right now doing this. Its weird. Delavignes 19 million instagram followers makes her one of the darling of social media and celebrity. She already is number two this year. She did work for at least 13 brands. Then there is the taylor swift effect. Appearing in her hugely successful bad blood video. Taylor and her cat walk crew big on posing and posting. Hanging out with her is a beneficial relationship. Taylor is much cooler and far more fashionable by being surrounded by super model. Being on taylor swift instagram really exposes the models further than anything on their the oldest on the forbes list, kate moss. Shes been modeling for almost 30 years. Here she is auditioning as a teen for lor roreal at 41 shes still making bank. She is still one of the highest paid models. And probably the most voluptuous model on that list, kate upton. She was at 17. Raking in a cool 3. 5 million just to be h yeah, but she looks that hot. Wow. Straight ahead, americas prima ballerina grades hollywoods love affair on the wig stage. And how does her pirouette measure up with the whip nene . Thats next. Closed captioning provided by whats your favorite beverage . Pineapple juice. Who is the person you would like to have Pineapple Juice with . Misty copeland. I would love to have Pineapple Juice with you. Oscar winner namechecking americas prima ballerina in the 73 questions video let me tell you something, it has been a great year for the 33yearold who made history as the first africanamerica female principal dancer at the prestigious american ballet theater. Keltie knight is joining after going toe to toe with misty. I dont know about toe to toe. A girl can dream. Misty clearly on pointe in the ballet world. But does she think hollywood can say the same . Do you feel like hollywood gets the ballet world right . Attack it. Attack it we saw Natalie Portman win the oscar for black swan. We see all these dance mov its not as competitive and crazy as they make it seem. What happened to my s girl . Shes gone mistys dramatic turn from prima ballerina to hollywood sweetheart his choreography is so challenging. I love this girl. Has landed her on the covers of time and essence where she announced her engagement to attorney o. Lou evans. This is my story. And now she has a new documentary based off her bestselling book. A ballerinas tale takes us inside mistys difficult rise to first position. I have a large chest. Im muscular. Its very similar to any professional athlete. And just like any professional athlete, i had to keep misty on her toes. You are the dance icon of our generation. But you have competition from silento. Are you hip to the whip, nene . I couldnt do it. But i know wha you could be like whip, naynay. I bet you would make it so beautiful. Im just sayin. Ill work on it. You saw what happened there, right . She didnt want to mess with my whip naynay. That is hard to foll keltie. Coming up, lionel does vegas all night long. But will be he living the single life in sin city . Plus, primetimes war on shanda land is on. But do shandas angels have a secret weapon in their tv arsenal . Its next. First, a catch of the emmys sitcom modern family gets together for an epic Throwback Thursday tribute. Oh, my. Then julie bowen tried to turn the world on with her Mary Tyler Moore style. I was nervous to do it because i worshipped Mary Tyler Moore. And who better than Sophia Vergara to take back ed one the phot all in the new issue of the hollywood reporter. And broke real bad as brian skran ston. This is cute. Not only cute but also a dream. I just loved her so much. You nailed it. Today our social snap, katie couric enjoying a slice of her debat all night long, oh, all night long Lionel Richies hit shot t number one across the pop r b charts. Obviously one your favorites. One of the many chart toppers the fourtime grammy winner will be singing when he starts the sin city residency at planet hollywood. I hope he wears that outfit because it is epic. Epic he is following the trend of all of the big stars bringing their voices to las vegas like celine dion, mariah carey, elton john and now lionel. When the 66yearold music legend hits the stage, he wont be alone. Im actually moving into vegas with my kids. Whoa sin city to me is okay, i have to be the supervisor of other group thats coming in. Oh, what a feeling famously the father of nicole richie, the music icon is also dad to 17yearold sophia and 21yearold miles. My son and daughters are planning on coming in and hanging with me. I keep thinking, thats not the way vegas was when i first got there. Hey, guyshow are you . A handson dad as seen an candidly nicole, the family will be joined in vegas by someone new. Do you take viagra . Lionels new love lisa perigi is ceo of a fragrance line and a lifestyle blogger who speaks four languages. He admits their meeting started with a simple hello at a dinner party. Hello she is swift. It made it interesting. Things i thought i would brag about she had no idea who the heck im talking about. Shes from another place. But after going through two divorces, lionel is careful to shoot down marriage rumors to lisa, who is reportedly half his age. Once, twice, three time lady this is a very bad business for relationships. Id love to tell that you charming, charming adventure. But in the entertainment business, i love how they meet on monday, oh, my god the love. Tuesday, they hate each other. What happens between monday and tuesday . So i like it right now its happy. Leave it alone. But what do the kids think . How many women have you been with since you divorced . I dont like the mandatory we have to like each other. Thats not how kids work. Weve been very luc they all like each other. So were on to something. Lionels also on to something with his new show opening april 27th, which he promises will be pure vegas. Were here to Party Dancing will be involved. I wont say another word. That is pretty much where thats going to g dancing on the ceiling ] that is a show i want to see. Get this, there is one song that you will not hear him singing. What song is that . Hello. You want no though why . Why . Because the crowd freaks out whenever he sings it and they sing every word right back to him. Youre the crazy lady in the audience. Hello hey yeah, yeah, yeah stock up on your red wine and popcorn, people. The ladies return one week from tonight. I can not wait. It looks like theyre going t have serious primetime competiti yeah, they are. The network strategizing with counterprogramming attacks, even fooling a quarterback sneak. But do they have what it takes to take down the gladiators . The war on shandaland is tonight inside story. Were shocked and awed and excited to be here. Filled with gratitude. Its scandal. Well, not so fast. Yes, its the second year that tv mastermind shanda rhymes has dominated a night of network tv with her series greys anatomy scandal and breakout hit how to get away with murder. As you can see, the other networks are pulling out their best players to turn the lights out in shandaland. Shanda land is wildly successful. It is a ratings gold mine. Nothing it can touch it unless its football. This fall, the nfls golden season is coming to cbs. First up, cbs, who airing thursday night football throughout october will be a ratings touchdown. Our tv insider eliza wagmeister says its a wise move. Its a really smart move to bring their biggest stars which arent in the script. But just into the ring, swinging by introducing the long standing hit bones paired with the adventure thriller sleepy hollow. Theyre big fan favorite shows. In terms of the numbers, they dont stand a chance against tgit. They go from 5 million to 7 million. Tgit is 10 million to 15 million, which is a huge number. The heroes are being reborn on nbc followed by the blacklist and Wesley Snipes prime time debut as the player. Can he stop the ultimate drama diva . Viola davis . Dont disappoint me. We now have two africanamerican superstars on different net shanda land is going to kill it. How we got away with murder is a much bigger show. And dont count out the cw. Theyre betting on the new two hour shows vampire diaries to take a bite out of the gladiators. There soot chapter. Thats why they made dvr so you can watch everything, debbie. Tgft, thank god for that. Back to tgit for a minute, who does a better olivia pope . Kerry washington on her costar scott foley . 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Before we head out of here, the scandalous scott foley went head up with ellen today. Impersonating his primetime lover. Here it is. How do i do nine seconds, ten seconds. Listen, i want to know everything about this person and know it now. When it handles you give me a call. Kerr yes. Oh, he handled that for sure. Yeah, he did. The insider together with yahoo take care, everybod yahoo mirrors. They show us all our problem areas. Those places that we cant wish or squish away. Well now fear no mirror, and eliminate those problem areas with coolsculpting the patented cooling technology targets and kills fat cells, with no surgery or downtime. So if you want to see a slimmer you when you look in the mirror, go to coolsculpting. Com today to receive a limited time offer for a free consultation. Its the funding fight that could lead to another government shutdown. Conservative lawmakers lead the charge to defund planned parenthood. Silence. Donald trump doesnt step in when a questioner says president obama is a muslim. We know our current president is one. You know he is not even an american. Ball is out it is picked up by the broncos roby and hes in the end zone for an unbelievable touchdown and kc collapses the Denver Broncos stage a stunning come from behind victory against the chiefs in the final minute of thursday night football. This is the cbs morning news for friday, september 18th, 2015
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