Jon yeah stephen whats going on, jon . Good to see you. cheers and applause hey youre very nice. Oh, the people wonderful. What a lovely crowd. Welcome to the late show. Im stephen colbert. Everybody feeling good . Everybody feeling good . cheers and applause nice. People are excited about joe biden, is what theyre excited about. cheers and applause i wish that was for me. The big political news today is that al gore went to trump tower yesterday to talk Climate Change with donald trump. Yeah, yeah. applause first half of the meeting was convincing trump that al gore was not a hoax invented by the chinese. laughter and applause and when gore emerged from the meeting, ive got to say, he was passionately noncommittal. I found it an extremely interesting conversation, and, to be continued. laughter stephen extremely interesting and to be continued, two things that have never been used to describe al gores political career. laughter so jon hey, now piano riff stephen keep breathing. Keep breathing. Meanwhile, trumps twitter stream is just as polluted as ever. This morning he issued this tweet yeah, just cancel. Just treat a 4 billion plane like a pizza from grub hub. Cancel. I hope boeing wasnt close to finishing it. Its kind of a custom order. I guess they could put it on the Seattle Craigslist available bulletproof 747 that can outmaneuver a hellfire missile. 4 billion, or best offer. Serious inquiries only. And then later in the day, trump put his tweet where his mouth is. We want boeing to make a lot of money, but not that much money. Okay . Thank you. laughter stephen a sentiment that is captured on his new hat make America Great again. Not that great. laughter cheers and applause piano riff now, after his comments, boeings stock took an immediate sharp turn downward. Now, i dont know if donald Trump Realizes that for the next four years, his most casual offhand comments could shake the stock market. He could cause the next Great Depression with a bad yelp review of taco bell. Gordita supreme tastes so authentic, im having it deported. laughter cheers and applause now, a lot of worried people out there are trying to keep trump from being president , even at this point. In fact, a member of the Electoral College named christopher souprun, just wrote an oped titled, why i will not cast my electoral vote for donald trump. Souprun said trump is unfit for office and as evidence, he cites donald trump. laughter this makes souprun whats called a faithless elector, also a the name of a lifetime movie about a wife having an affair with a voting machine. This guy suggests that instead of trump, republican electors should vote for someone like Governor John Kasich of ohio. Come on its a protest vote, you can pick anyone on the planet, and you choose john kasich . Thats like a genie giving you three wishes and you saying, ill take three old navy gift cards, please. Theyre great by the way. Obviously, one of your wishes would be for an old navy gift card. Speaking of gift cards, do you guys use amazon . cheers and applause of course you do. Where else are you going to go at 4 00 a. M. To buy a tent, a nose hair trimmer, and a clarinet . Well they suggest those together, by the way. Jon oh, they put them together, like a bundle. Stephen nose hair trimmer and clarinet look a lot alike. Dont mix those up, though. Jon oh, no, i wouldnt. Stephen theyre very painful but sound beautiful. Well, amazon has announced that its opening a line of brick andmortar Grocery Stores called amazon go, which, according to their website, is a new kind of store with no checkout required. Simply use the amazon go app to enter the store, take the products you want, and go ive done that its called stealing. laughter just take it and go. cheers and applause and then piano riff cheers and applause just think no checkout means never again will you get stuck in line behind some old person counting change. Now youll get stuck in line behind an old person trying to install an app on their smartphone. Anyway, good luck, amazon. I just hope nobody comes up with a way to buy stuff on the internet, or these stores are going to get crushed. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Vice President Joe Biden is here. Stick around. cheers and applause band playing during the final days of itthe ford year end event. Ve hurry in for the best deals of the season on ford, americas most awarded brand. With the most 5star ratings. And the highest owner loyalty. Giving drivers what matters most. Thats how you become americas bestselling brand. 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Give it up for jon batiste and stay human, everybody. Jon oh, yeah cheers and applause stephen you know, people watch this show for a lot of different reasons, mostly, obviously, for information. laughter but a lot of people out there they tell me they think of me like a dad. You know, i often hear that from my own kids, which is nice. laughter in fact, people tell me all the time that they think of me as their tv dad. Well, i know how important, as a dad, it is to spend quality time with the kids, especially in Uncertain Times like these. So i guess i should sit you down and check in on how things are going with the family. Thats right, dads calling a family meeting. cheers and applause grunts hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Take a load off. Listen. I was hoping we could have a little rap session here, you know, connect. Just, you know, sort some stuff out, like youve got to do every so often. But, you know, im merely a father figure, i dont have any real power around here. Thats why ive also invited a father figure who has Actual Authority your pops, joe. Pops, come on out here. cheers and applause cheers and applause good to see you, pops. cheers and applause its so important you do this every so often. Its so important to have these meetings. cheers and applause i know. They dont listen all the time, though. cheers and applause stephen yeah, yeah. cheers and applause listen, buddy cheers and applause exactly. So, listen. cheers and applause all right, sit down, fella. Sit down, we have to talk. You cant clap your way out of this meeting. We have to talk about this. Hey, champ. How you doing . Stephen look, look, pops and i are worried about the sudden changes. We know youre worried about the changes the family is going through. It happens to every family, but im telling you, this terrible feeling youre having right now . Its not permanent. It will be over in four years, maybe eight. But, you know theres an old saying in this family its like a grandfather clock. Stephen exactly, life is like a grandfather clock maybe the pendulum has swung all the way to one side, but before you know it, it will swing back to the other. Point is, you should probably get a newer clock. laughter or better yet, just look at your phone. Stephen thats right, time is right on there. Hey, buddy, were not done. Sit down. Were just getting started, okay. Do you need some bug spray for the ants in your pants . laughter all right . Thats a dad joke. Get used to it. All right, theres Something Else we need to talk to you about. Look, were not mad. Were just disappointed. Stephen im actually mad. Im actually very mad. Look, we overheard you using some pretty salty language the other day. We know youre better than that. We dont want to hear those swear words from you hogwash baloney or malarkey. Stephen joe, joe, were on cbs. Theyre going to bleep half of that. Im sorry. Im so gosh damn darn disappointed laughter stephen that is the angriest i have ever seen this man cheers and applause are you happy . Look what you did sorry, im sorry. Stephen look what you did to your pop you made him say the d word. Are you going to be okay . I think so. Stephen look, i dont mean to come down too hard on you, buddy, i just dont think its the job of a dad to be your best friend. Well, i do, i do. Look, here are some leftover fireworks. I want you to take them, i want you to go out, and i want you to go out and have some fun, have some fun. You know, you know, you dont you know, you know, kiddo, dont think i havent noticed, youve been cutting some corners when youve been mowing the lawn lately. Stephen yeah, yeah. Thats a thing in this family, theres a saying in this family okay . Life is like a grandfather clock no, no, we already did that. We already did that. Stephen well, then, whats the saying, pops . The saying is, any job worth doing is worth doing well. Stephen okay, youve got to always do your best to mow the lawn. It doesnt matter that somebody else is about to get the job of mowing the lawn after you, even though as far as you can tell, that person has never touched a lawnmower in his life. laughter applause look, look applause look, kid, it doesnt matter who is mowing it. The point is, its the greatest lawn in the world, and no matter our differences, were all responsible for its upkeep. And ive got to believe that in their heart, the next mower is is going to do the best they can to make sure that lawn, that everyone feels safe to have a picnic on it. laughter stephen thats a beautiful metaphor. laughter metaphor . Metaphor, okay. Look, im talking about mowing the lawn. laughter what are you talking about . Stephen same thing. Im talking about the same thing. Listen, buddy, just remember, when youre doing a job, always give 110 and always respect your boss. Especially if he has the Nuclear Launch codes. laughter stephen good point. Listen to this man. And you know what . You know what . Heres heres 20 bucks. Go have some fun. Hey, you know, you know what . I need to borrow that 20 bucks. laughter applause you know im im losing my job pretty soon. Im losing my job pretty soon. Stephen oh, youre losing your job. Oh, yeah, thats right. So what are you going to do next, pops . Well, im going to follow my passion, you know, speedboat racing. I love danger, you know, and you got your whole life ahead of you, kid. Stephen yeah, youve got your whole life ahead of you. Dont listen to him. Okay, speaking of life, i think its maybe time we had the talk. Dont be embarrassed up here. Dont be embarrassed. Its perfectly natural. Pops, tell him about the birds and the bees. Well, heres the deal theyre disappearing at an alarming rate. laughter cheers and applause both birds and bee populations. Theyre plummeting. Theyre plummeting. Stephen you know what would get those populations back up . Sex. But youre too young to know about that stuff. Look, go ask your mother. You know, you know what . Youre a good kid. Here heres 20 bucks from your pop. Go and have some fun, and remember that we love you. Stephen well be right back with vice President Joe Biden. But we love you, we love you. cheers and applause band playing lines . An develop fine lines what lines . The chapstick total hydration collection. Our advanced skin care formulas instantly smooth and transform your lips. Chapstick. Put your lips first. Mmm. Before mom gets home. D up, thatll work. Dentastix cleans. So you can get closer. This is your tax return. Ok. Now, there are many right ways to fill out this tax return. And the irs will accept them all. One of them gets you the most money back. Isnt that the one you want . Thats the one i want. Thats the one you want. Mmm. You touched all these. Dont just get your taxes done, amy. Get your taxes won. This is the time the time for harmony let love be the song that everybody sings fill the air with joyful noise ring the bells and raise your voice let there be peace on earth let there be peace on earth s. C. Johnson, a family company. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back. cheers and applause folks, my first guest tonight is the 47th Vice President of the United States. Please welcome Vice President joseph biden. cheers and applause Joe Biden Joe biden Joe Biden Joe biden Joe Biden Joe Biden Joe Biden cheers and applause stephen welcome back. Its great to be back. Stephen so nice to see you again. Good to see you, pal. Stephen well, this is the first time weve spoken on air in over a year, and it is the First Television interview youve done since the election. Some people were shocked that night. Some people were quite surprised. What was that night like for you . Well, ive been in a closet since then. laughter i havent come out no. Look, it was a it was a it was disappointing, to state the obvious. And but there were signs toward the end that this was going to be a lot closer than we thought. Hillary did get 2. 5 million more votes, but the truth of the matter is cheers and applause but, by the way, this is fair and square won. We have an electoral system, were a republic, and thats the way it works. And, but i did a total of 84 Campaign Events for her, and toward the end, you could feel there was there was a change. Because this was the there was hardly any discussion about any issues in this campaign. And i remember getting off the plane i guess i was going to cleveland and speaking to a large crowd of a couple of thousand people, and i said, what really has me upset is the fact is that the press has only covered these sort of outrageous assertions that have been made, and and there was no discussion of the things that elections are supposed to be about, a referendum on ideas and about what what were going to do about education or jobs or foreign policy. And i, you know, the campaign knew at that time that that the concern was whether there was going to be enough turnout among millennials and there was a concern about the states that in fact turned out very closely but went the other way. Stephen well, the last time you were here, you hadnt made up your mind yet as to whether you were going to run for president. And i asked you at the time, and you couldnt give me an answer at the time. And youve said that you have regretted every day not running. Was there a particular day or days. laughter because for me it was november 9, about three weeks ago. laughter but was there a day in the last year that you went, i wish i had jumped in . Well, look, let me be clear about the regret. I know i made the right decision for my family. I know i made the right decision im not sure i would have been able to put my whole heart into it. But what i regret is the circumstance that led me not to be able to run. I do think that i its a terrible thing to say, on many peoples minds, but do i think i was best prepared at this moment to lead the country . I i i did, because i mean i thought the issues that are of greatest concern were in my wheelhouse, things ive dealt with my whole career. So in that sense, im disappointed that im not going to be in a position to be making some of those decisions. But i dont regret the actual decision. The decision was the right decision for me to have made. And by the way, you know, i learned you want to become the most popular guy in america . Announce youre not running. Announce youre not running, and, boy, everything moves in a direction. Who the heck knows what would have happened had i run . Stephen well, we might find out because yesterday you were on capitol hill and you were asked by a reporter, are you going to run for office again . And you said and i quote, sir, yeah, i am, im going to run in 2020. Reporter, for what . For president , you know, so, what the hell, man. laughter cheers and applause well, look, stephen, i know. I did that for one reason. So i could announce now im not running and be popular again. laughter i mean, because i learned. Stephen theres no way . You didnt mean that . What the hell, Vice President . Look, ive become you and i talked about this in a different context before. Im a great respecter of fate. I dont plan on running again. But, you know, to say you know whats going to happen in four years, i just think is is not rational. I stephen that is the sound of a door creaking open, is what that is. Well, look, i mean, i cant see the circumstance in which id run, but what ive learned a long, long, long time ago, stephen, is to never say never. You dont know whats going to happen. I mean, hell, donald trump is going to be 74. Ill be 77, and in better shape. I mean, what the hell. Who knows . cheers and applause stephen arm wrestling . cheers and applause maybe arm wrestling . No, i have no plans i have no plans. Stephen no plans . But im going to stay deeply, deeply involved. Look, every morning ive gotten up since i was 26 years old, there have been some issues. There were issues i am concerned about. My dad used to have an expression, he said a lucky person gets up in the morning, puts both feet on the floor and knows what hes going to do and thinks it still matters. I think this still really matters. There are things i care deeply about, from violence against women to whether or not we have a rational arms control policy. cheers and applause stephen youve been you know, youve been in washington, in Public Service for over 40 years. What do you expect from the Trump Administration . Now, yall are going to laugh when i say this. But the honest to god truth is, i dont know. And, no, but im being deadly earnest here. I dont think i dont think the president himself knows for certain. laughter no, by the way, president s who really knew why they were running and had thought they were going to win and planned . You get there, and its a different world, im telling you. Its a different world. I served in the senate for 36 years. One of the reasons the president asked me to join him was because i allegedly knew a lot about the government. But its a different laughter but all kidding aside, it is the Largest Corporation in the world. It is, you know, if youre going to do it well, it takes you, you know, 10 to 12 hours a day just absorbing information. And if you look at the people that donald trump has named so far, some give me great pause. Theres other people hes appointed in the administration that are very solid. You know, elaine chao, is fully capable being a great secretary of labor. So its just i dont think anybody knows for certain, but we have to be vigilant, and when in fact it looks like the administration is moving in a direction that is harmful or dangerous, or or if im counting on president elect trump to tamp down the this bitterness thats being promoted about everything from the l. G. B. T. Community to African Americans to muslims. I mean stephen well, what do you make of a president who or a president elect who seems to be responding on the spur of the moment with tweets to personal slights . Like attacking alec baldwin on s. N. L. , or taking a moment to cancel an order from boeing, based on we dont know what . laughter and, like, it seems a little mercurial. Well, i can understand going after latenight hosts. I can understand that. It makes a lot of sense to me, to attack you guys. I mean, what the hell, i dont know. No, look stephen and im afraid thats all we have time for. laughter look, i we stephen dont we want the steadiest possible hands we do. Stephen and the president is saying the first thing that occurs to his thumbs, its a little unnerving. Yes, it is. But, you know, look, weve got to do look, lets assume the the worst. It makes no sense to start this off without the rest of us saying were going to give this guy an actual even shot. Were going to give him a clear shot to do the job. Were going to actually be there to work with him when he has good ideas and challenge his ideas when theyre not. But heres what i hope we get away from. I hope we get away from what is basically an ad hominem argument that takes place today. Its always about the other guys motive, what the other guy intends, not so much what he thinks or what hes proposing, but the reason he did that is because of the following. I just dont think it gets us very far. Theres enough and one of the things thats going to happen youre going to see the debate sharpen very, very drastically because theyre not going to be reporting about whether, what he said on a particular show, i hope. Theyre going to be talking about whether or not his idea to deal with trade makes sense, whether his idea to deal with building a wall makes sense. There will be a real debate engaged which never occurred in the last election. And i think and quite frankly, unless he changes some of his views, i think its going to be the reports of the demise of the Democratic Party are premature. 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Well, look, you and i, in one of our private conversations, i told you about the i got a letter an awful lot of you, by the way, maybe some in the audience, were incredibly generous to my family and me when we lost our son, but a lot of people have had equally bad things or worse happen to them and dont have the support that i have had. And they get up every morning, they put one foot in front of the other and they go out there and they do their job and they move. And thats what i keep thinking about, those people. And i also, as i said to you, i got a letter from vicki kennedy, ted kennedys wife. He was a great friend and a friend of my sons as well, both my sons. And she included in the letter, a copy of the letter that her fatherinlaw, who she never knew, ambassador kennedy, teds father, had written to a friend in 1954 who had just lost his son. And remember, ambassador kennedy lost his eldest son, joe, in world war ii, and joe was the guy thought to be destined to be the president and the leader of the family. And writing to his she said every time teddy would get really down, hed go to the top drawer of his bureau and pull out the letter and read the letter his father wrote to his friend. And theres a line in the letter that says to his friend im making the name up, i dont remember john john, theres no way to explain the loss, and theres no answer i know how to fill the void, except one thing. I determined shortly after joe died, id ask myself what would joe do if he were here . and i devoted my life to doing what i thought joe would do. That fills the void. It makes it worthwhile. And i know that if it were reversed, beau would be spending his time doing all in his power to try to bring together these great minds in the Cancer Research world, all across the all around the world, to focus, and have a greater sense of urgency on what can be done to do in the next five years what ordinarily would take ten. To take some cancers and turn them into chronic diseases, completely cure others. You know, when nixon declared the war on cancer in 1961, he 71 he had no army. He had no tools. He had he had no real information. And so the entire structure set up to deal with cancer was sort of a jonas salk model, which is one guy or woman in a laboratory finding a specific cure. Well, we didnt know then, there are over 200 different cancers, completely different cancers. There are tools we have now that didnt exist. We can compute to the degree of a million, billion calculations per second. There have been hundreds of thousands, millions of cancer genomes that have been done, sequenced. Theres all this data. And one of the things we found out is if youre prepared to share that data which the culture of medicine isnt prepared to do yet if they share that data, we can find answers. Ill bet every one of you know somebody who has had cancer hopefully not in your family, but maybe in your family and a treatment was prescribed. And for another person who had the same cancer a treatment was prescribed and it worked on one and not the other . Why . Why is that happening . Well, there are answers. And the only way to do that is to aggregate massive amounts of data and use the technology we have to be able to look at patterns and how it changes, what works and what doesnt work and why it works. For example, i did this report for the president with these brilliant, brilliant Cancer Specialists from around the world, and signed a memorandum of understanding with ten different nations appeared at the u. N. When we had the General Assembly to share all this information. One of the things that we found out is that for example, the largest hospital in the world is the veterans hospital. They have more data on cancer. They have more blood samples to test whether there are markers in your blood for cancer, which theyre finding out now, they can figure those things out. And all of a sudden, we got a phone call from from the company that happens to have a Little Machine called watson and said, why dont we make watson available to you . Because watson has read every single solitary piece of data on cancer around the world. So now someone gets cancer in the military, they go to the hospital at walter reed, they get their human genome sequenced. It gets put into watson. Watson, in a matter of hours, can tell you every single therapy thats ever been used on that type of cancer to narrow the field exponentially to know what may work better. And so there are all kinds of things beginning to happen. The biggest thing is change the culture of sharing data, sharing information, not hoarding it. And were beginning to break down these silos and barriers, and i think were going to make enormous progress. Stephen well, one of the things that applause one of the things that gives me hope is that, on this issue at least, you and the president and leaders from the other side have been able to bring people together. There is a bill that has now passed the house and it just passed the senate and its going to be going to the president s desk for a signature, allocating 1. 8 billion to this effort of the moonshot, along with other research. And mitch mcconnell, the majority leader for the republicans, did something that i thought was a beautiful gesture i agree. Stephen and named the bill for your son. He did. You know, its the senate i used to know. applause stephen thats something that you just dont hear anymore. No, its the senate i grew up in. There was theres a lot of decency. We treated each other with respect. It was a generous thing to do. And, you know and the leaders on getting this passed, which is called the cures bill, were, among the leaders were two of them were the leading republicans in the house of representatives. This is the one bipartisan issue. And i remember when i was saying i hope i can get, before the year is out, another 1 billion for cancer. We got 1. 8 billion. cheers and applause and i say, i got, but its an example of how how we used to work we have to listen to each other. We dont listen very much anymore. Within my party now, theres a debate that we either have to somehow yield on our progressive principles relating to women and African Americans, l. G. B. T. Communities. I said, look, i take a back seat to no one. I got listed as one of the most liberal voting records in 36 years. Im the guy that said i was totally comfortable with gay marriage and things began to change. I make no excuses for my positions. But heres the deal. applause but what ive found is that is not at all inconsistent with looking out for the people in the neighborhoods i grew up with, working people, high schooleducated people who are scared to death, who, all of a sudden find themselves on a scrapheap because they have good jobs, and all of a sudden their job is gone, and they no longer theyre not qualified to the new digital age. They dont know what to do. Theyre frightened. Theyre scared. The neighborhoods i come from in scranton and claymont and wilmington, theyre as progressive but they need to know you understand their problem. You understand their fear, you understand their concern. And a lot of them are being left behind. Stephen mr. Vice president , are you sure you wont run in four years . laughter cheers and applause heres what im sure of what im sure of is that with every ounce of energy in me, im going to continue to fight for the things that ive always believed in, which i think are basic fundamental american values. It sounds corny, but there are two things. Everyone is entitled to be treated with dignity. And as my dad would say, joey, a jobs about a lot more than a paycheck. Its your dignity. Its your respect. Its your place in the community. And the second fundamental principle is, the abuse of power should not be tolerated at all under any circumstances. cheers and applause stephen i agree to that. Weve weve got to go, but before we go, i just want to know, do you know that jon batiste and i have challenged you and the president to a two ontwo basketball game . Im ready. Stephen youre ready. Im ready. Stephen youre in. Now, i want you to know, jon, the president is going to go to his left. Jon oh, yeah . Yeah, yeah, i want you to know. But ive got colbert. Im not taking you. Stephen hey, hey so hes in, im in, youre in. Weve got to get barack. Stephen mr. President , mr. President , come on. And, by the way, he may bring along lebron, i dont know. Jon whoa, snap stephen whatever, see me shake . Mr. Vice president , thank you for being here. Its always a pleasure to have you here. Vice President Joe Biden. cheers and applause band playing cathys gotten used lingering garbage in her kitchen yup, shes gone noseblind. She thinks it smells fine, but her guests smell this. Sfx ding, flies, meow after cat lands music starts febreze air effects heavy duty has up to. Two times the odoreliminating power to remove odors youve done noseblind to [inhales] mmm. Use febreze air effects, till its fresh and try febreze small spaces. To continuously eliminate up to two times the odors for 30 days. 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Stephen recording artist, today nominated for a grammy. Congratulations. Thank you, thank you so much. Stephen thats great. For your rap album, major key. Thats right. Stephen and now youre an author. Thats right. Stephen youre author of the book the keys. And its a New York Times bestseller list. Stephen what . Yes, yes, yes. And thats the major key. And thats the major key. Stephen thats the major key, right there. When do you sleep . You do a lot. Well, you know, the key is to get some rest. But, but, i have to be honest with you, i really dont sleep that much. I get, like, four hours, sometimes on a lucky day, six. I just had my biggest blessing in the world, is my son. And so ive got to wake up every two, three hours. Stephen congratulations. You know what im saying . I love it, though. Im not tired. Im great, im healthy, im vibrant, im blessed. Stephen your father came to the United States with 20 in his pocket. Yes, absolutely. Stephen do you think youre living the American Dream . Absolutely, man. Im living, not just the American Dream, a world dream, just a blessing, man. You know what im saying . Hard work pays off. You know, the key is to stay focused and believe in your vision, believe in yourself. And dont dont get distracted. Stay away from they. You know what i mean . Never complain. Just keep stephen thats one of the keys, right here. Youve got a handy little list on the front. I have read this book cover to cover, in that ive read both covers of the book so far. But it says, number one, stay away from they. Who is they, and why . Well, they are the people who dont believe in you, that want you to fail. They dont want us to win. They dont want me on your show, so, im on your show. You know what im saying . Stephen you know what i say, sometimes, like if the show goes particularly well, i say to my stage manager, mark, i feel sorry for them tonight. They thought they could stop us. I dont know who they are, but they didnt stop us tonight. I have a solution, i have a key for that stephen what is that . Stay away from they. Ive got a new its called they block. laughter and they block is brought to you by myself, cocoa butter and palmers, because i love cocoa butter. And this is a special edition, called they block. When they around, just put a little put a little on your hands. And, you good, you good. cheers and applause you know what im saying . applause you know what im saying . Stephen thats nice. Thats nice. So, we good, we good stephen i smell delicious right now its amazing, its amazing. Stephen can i keep the they block . Yes. It comes out december 13. Youve got an exclusive. Stephen okay, fantastic. What is, win, win, win, no matter what . I mean, you know, all we do is win, man. You know that. You know that. You know that. Stephen as a matter of fact, barack obama entered the Correspondents Dinner in 2013 to your song. Jim . All i do is win win win no matter what thank you. Thank you, everybody. laughter how do you like my new entrance music . Stephen how did that feel, to have the president use your song instead of hail to the chief . You know, ill never forget that day. I was in new york city at a hotel. And i was taking a nap, and i seen 100 texts, obama just walked out to your song. And i prayed immediately, and i said, man, we made it. You know, for a lot of reasons, we made it. Thats my president that i love, and also, i passed every Security Check there was. laughter because you know he aint going to walk out to a song unless you unless you clean, you know what i mean . Like, so im like, i got a great future ahead of me, you know what i mean . Stephen yes, i do know what you mean. And its all in the keys. The keys go get the keys, right now. New york times bestseller. cheers and applause stephen the keys is out now. Dj khaled, everybody. Well be right back. I will nevi wnevereverair again. Wash my hair again now, i fuel it new pantene doesnt just wash your hair, it fuels it. With the first prov nutrient blend, making every. Strand stronger dont just wash your hair fuel it fuel your hair. Because strong is beautiful. Stephen well, thats it for the late show, everybody good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout whatever you are its going to work out fine its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from ipswich, connecticut, illinois, give it
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