Hey hey, everybody cheers and applause hey, dudes. Whats up, dudes . Thats right welcome to the late show, everybody. Thanks so much. Yeah welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause something about you makes you seem very attractive to me right now. laughter now, i dont know if you guys are anglophiles or anything, but if you are, if you are into england, its Queen Elizabeths birthday today. cheers and applause she is turning ninety years old. She is the first queen to ever reach that age. There would have been others, but they were beheaded. laughter really, really shortens your life expectancy. laughter scientists find, without this, really cuts down on it. Now to celebrate, liz, as she asked me to call her liz is going to have a huge party and i hear its going to be princess themed that should be fun. But it doesnt stop there, okay. Queen elizabeth is having her portrait done by annie leibowitz. Shes releasing a new stamp in her honor in may. There is a public celebration of her birthday. In june, there is a service at st. Pauls, plus a big parade and she gets to wear her birthday tiara all year long. Thats a lot. cheers and applause you may not insult her majesty the queen that way. Stephen what is the problem, what do you mean . Yes, there is a problem. Youre being very rude, and im going to take you down. To funky town. Hit it, boys. Stephen surprise, your majesty i got you a stripper applause wait, thats all youre taking off . Were english. Were very conservative. laughter stephen im sorry, your majesty, i thought he was going to show you his bangers and mash. I i dont know what i dont know what i dont know. I tell you what, i also got you a television show. But first, lets say hi to jon batiste and stay human, everybody. applause band playing cheers and applause now before we get started, i just want to take a moment, in case the people in here dont know and havent heard the sad news today the world lost a great artist. Prince passed away today at his home in minnesota. I know, it was a shocking shocking and sad news. And i have been a fan since i was in high school. I remember a guy in my choir, skipper graham, brought in the very first prince album into our choir room. And we you know, there were so many things to love about it. One of it was obviously the music was so powerful. And also we had to wear the head phones so the adults could not hear the lyrics to any of the songs. laughter but of course as sad as i am, i was just a fan. But jon, i understand that you and some of the other artists over there actually got a chance to work with prince, which must have been a tremendous honor. Do you have any memories of him you would like to share . Jon yeah, he had he had a huge aura, his energy and presence in a room just kind of filled everybodys heart. You know, he had a certain kind of way of being aware of what was going on. I remember one time we were back stage and i was talking to him. And without even looking in the direction, just pointing his finger, he says courtesy. And then you look over, theres five people over there, you dont know what he is talking about. And then you turn, and there was a cat with his phone, filming our conversation. And he figured out through all that was going on backstage, musicians playing, everything happening, you know, courtesy. Put the phone away. Then he said down. Cat put it down. In your pocket. He put it in his pocket. Thank you very much. Okay, jon, so how are you . Stephen wow, total awareness of what was going on him. Jon his energy. Stephen besides being a beautiful artist, not many people are as influential enough to be known by one name, let alone by one color. But he was. So in a small gesture of respect tonight we would like to change the set in his honor. applause cheers and applause well, if youre following the news, you know that the 2016 republican primary toboggan ride is rapidly approaching the oak tree of their summer convention. laughter and if you think that youre worried about what is going to happen in this race, just consider Reince Priebus, r. N. C. Chairman and man whose name is an anagram for crisp bee urine. laughter Reince Reince is in a really tough spot right now. As his party approaches a contested convention, it appears to be going up in flames. As he told reporters yesterday, sometimes you cant fix it. Sometimes you can just take a sevenalarm fire and make it a fouralarm fire. Its still burning but not as bad as it was. applause okay, okay, very happy. Not as bad as it was . Reince, you understand how Fire Departments work, right . Youre not allowed to leave and say hey, i think we put a dent in it. Good luck. But dont worry, priebus insists everythings fine. You are the man in the middle. Theyre saying, its all your fault. I mean, so, im so used to it that i dont i dont even care. It doesnt bother me. Youre not pulling out your hair. Not no, im not. Stephen no hes not pulling out his hair. It is fleeing of its own accord. laughter applause were out of here but really, really, hes good. People assume oh, you must be miserable. You have a horrible job. But i dont see it that way. Im not pouring baileys in my cereal. Im not sitting here trying to find the johnny walker. I mean, this is fun. Stephen yeah, its fun. laughter this is, this is fun, right . How many more months of fun do i have . Six, oh great, yay. Though i have to say, mr. Priebus, uh, uh, im not pouring baileys on my cereal is a very specific reference for something applause for something you are not doing, sir. Methinks he doth priebus too much. And heres the thing, we care about you, Reince Priebus. I need to know about any other very specific things youre not doing. For example, please tell me youre not using jagermeister as a salad dressing. That youre not huffing ether out of a scoobydoo gym sock. That youre definitely not soaking swisher sweets and gasoline and wrapping them in bacon and then laughs that youre not keep going. cheers and applause i really, i really need to know that youre not doing rumpleminz body shots off an unemployed mall santa. Now, now if you will excuse me right now, in honor of Reince Priebus cheers and applause i am going to treat myself im going to treat myself to a little baileys on my lucky charms. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Or as i like to call it, an Irish Continental breakfast. cheers and applause band playing laughter please tell me other people could hear that drumming . laughter it might just be the lucky charms and bailey combination going straight to my medula oblongata, because i could eat this whole bleep right now. Well be right back with tom hanks. applause world saleilton is on honors members save up to 25 on brands like hampton, doubletree, hilton garden inn, and waldorf astoria so stop clicking around. Book direct at hilton. Com now thats satisfaction. Take on the unexpected with a car that could stop for you. Nissan safety shield technologies, available in the altima, sentra and maxima. p. That, you haveit, wait yoto rinse it first like. Thats baked on alfredo. Bakedon . Its never gonna work. Dish issues . Cascade platinum. Powers. Through. Your toughest stuckon food. So let your dishwasher be the dishwasher. See . Told you it would work. Cascade. Fruit. Nuts. Silky smooth dark chocolate. 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Thats lovely. But seriously, good night sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. Its a tough day, tough day. Stephen sad and shocking. If im going to be 60 this summer. cheers and applause you know, 60 is the new 58. I dont know if anybody has told you that. But i saw prince on either don kirschners rock concert or the Midnight Special, remember those horrible music shows . Stephen fantastic. And he was a young guy and i said who is this grand funk miester thats going to take us to the revolution . It was you know, its like, im sitting at my dad and my step mothers house, and im just trying to stay up late, just, you know, because thats the only truly controversial thing can i do. Because im such a bleep , you know, im staying up until 1 30 tonight. And i dont care who knows. And don kershners rock concert, only the other pale imitator, the Midnight Special came on. Stephen what about wolfman jack . Well, oh, i guess he did come out every now and again stephen yeah, yeah, exactly. Lets hear it for prince. And then he came out and it is not often that you watch tv and you think, this is a brand new thing. Because he was really funky in the late 70s, am i wrong . It was like it was like finally someone cracked rick james code. He took it and elevated it to this other and that was just the beginning of decades of that. And now hes gone, and god bless him, were going to miss him. applause not that it has me pouring baileys in my lucky charms. I mean, i, well, were stephen i have some lucky charms and some baileys. Would you like . Well, how about you share that with your guests, bleep . Come on. Lets break it on out. cheers and applause what i love is, i love the st. Pattys day theme to this. Stephen were a little late for the st. Pattys day parade. First of all, these are the scariest colors found in nature. I dont know what these little stephen give it a shot. applause the truth is, for a 60year old man with type 2 diabetes, this is this is stephen this is a cry for help. laughter not exactly the breakfast of champions. Man, oh, man. Stephen not bad, huh . cheers and applause you know, after having a bite of that, i think im changing my political affiliation. And im going to vote republican every chance i get. Because theyre having such a great time wow. Stephen well, theyre going to be theyre going to be serving this at the convention as part of the suicide pact. cheers and applause now weve got to talk about your movie a little bit. Lets just lets just can we just admit that this is friggin delicious . Stephen it is so good. laughter it is so good, i swear. You will not believe it. Somebody at home is going to mom and dads liquor closet and the breakfast pantry right now to give this a shot. Stephen you know, the baileys the baileys, the alcohol really cuts into the marshmallow. It does. Stephen the moons, the stars and the clovers and it mellows them out. And the blue elephants and the were just going to go on and on. Do you know what stephen you know, it really shocked me when i tried it. I would love to have a pack of smokes right now, just sit back and really stephen maybe a swisher sweet soaked in ether, or Something Like that. Youd have to maybe a swisher sweet wrapped in bacon. Whatever that joke was supposed to be. laughter stephen its lost cheers and applause its lost to humanity. We dont know. It is as good as a completed line, my friend. Stephen i agree. Speaking of a completed line, you say a lot of them in your movie, he said, transitioning, in segue. Oh, wow. Stephen pretty smooth, huh . Can i say one thing first, you just got a building named after you. I did. This is at wright state university. cheers and applause dayton, ohio. Stephen congratulations. No, it is a big deal. This is the, i never had my name on a building before. Stephen thats nice. I have had my photo, you know, as in wanted. I have had that on some buildings. No, wright state university, they just opened it. It is a great honor. And to have your name on a building and knowing that, you know, people are going to go in there and learn the tenets of film making, its an exciting thing. Stephen theres going to be kids getting up, going oh, i have a 9 a. M. Over in hanks. Thats what i am looking for. laughter because, okay, can we see that . You cant do an acronym, the t. H. C. F. M. P. Thats not going to fly. So you just want those hungover College Freshman to say i got to get to hanks. What are you working on now . I got to do some post production on a short film over in hanks. Thats what you want. The hanks. And its the only blue building on campus. So you cant, you cant miss stephen really . Any reason why it would be blue for you . It was part of the first of all, they said number one, it would be blue, with my name on it. Stephen they said. They said it will be blue. And secondly, there is also a threebedroom condominium that goes along with it, that i can use any time i am in dayton, ohio. So im looking forward to it. Stephen seriously . Thats really nice. Oh, yeah, im going back, my friend. Stephen wow, its all paying off now. Finally, the career is paying off. laughter at last at last ive got some purchase to go along. Respect. Finally cheers and applause stephen youve got your new movie, because i really enjoyed this new movie of yours. Its called a hologram for the king. A hologram for the king. Stephen okay, you play an american businessmansalesman who has to go to saudi arabia to try to make a sale for an Information Technology over there. Three dimensional holographic Video Conferencing system. Stephen and you are constantly faced with challenges of like, not being respected because youre not a local, nothing is prepared for you. No one shows up. Stephen the king is never there. They stick me in a tent. They drop me off, yeah. Its a disaster in every way, shape or form. Stephen and we have a clip right here. Oh, lets look at the clip stephen of the challenges. Yes, indeed. Do you know why were not in that building . Well, maybe all the vendors are in here. And maybe were just the first. Kind of weird being out here. It is a brand new city. Its uncharted territory and we are the trail blazers. Where are we supposed to eat . Guys, come on we are in the kingdom of saudi arabia. With the deserts and the camels and the sheikhs and the tents. Oh my god. Are you okay . Yeah, yeah. Dont you know, they can only kill me with a golden bullet. cheers and applause thats me, thats very much the epitome of everything stephen we have to take a quick break here. Well be right back with more mr. Tom hanks and lucky charms. cheers and applause what if we woke up one day and everything just stopped going wrong . No more accidents. No more fires. No more emergencies. No more bad anything. 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Stephen like, i might be able to do this for a living . Like, i got it whipped . Stephen yeah. It was the moment i could afford to have my car repaired. laughter you know, if you stephen not afford the car . Not afford the car . Afford repairs . Well, it gets repaired like, okay, so you are driving the used car, right, thats been yours for awhile. And a red light comes on the dash that says check voltage regulator. I dont know nothing about cars. But you know what that meant . Bankruptcy, failure. laughter uh, destitution. Stephen thats how you were teetering, how thin the ice was . Yeah, all of my life, as soon as i started driving, i lived in absolute total fear of the red light on the dash board. Stephen what would you do . I would wait until it would go off. I would hope, you know, if i can make it to corning, the red light might go off. I had a faulty regulator once and it was coming on and off. But then you get, you make some cash. You meet with some success. And guess what, red light on the dash board . I hope they all light up. How about that . laughter i hope they all stephen bring it alternator, voltage regulator. Stephen is that all you got not only can i afford to fix this car, i can afford to have it towed from anywhere in america. laughter when that happened, i said, im going to be fine. I slept easy. Stephen what was your first car . My first car was a 1970 volkswagen bug. It was beige. cheers and applause stephen beige . beige. Stephen that is an exciting color for a young man about town. I was a wild man. I went to i went to shabow college, which was a Junior College in oakland, in heyward, actually. I wanted to single cheer from audience god bless. I wanted to have a college sticker in my rear window, like other people who went to m. I. T. And kal. And they had stickers that say shabow college. I didnt want them to know that i went to shabow, so i just cut shabow off and put college on the back of my car. Which cheers and applause stephen as far as they knew, anything could have peeled off the top. Oh, yeah, you know Stephen Oxford college. I went to harvard college, you know, whatever. Somewhere fun, back east. Stephen you made it now. You have made it now. Youre at the top of your game, at the top of your profession. Both you, but both you and i are sort of were doing good. Stephen were doing good. Were top notch actors, you know, in a way. Im an actor in my own way. Oh, oh, okay, yeah. You fake stuff. Stephen youre an actor. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Stephen youve got a bunch of oscars for your work. Thank you. cheers and applause stephen and ive got a bunch of emmys for my work, and bravo. cheers and applause stephen theyre basically, basically the same thing. No, they are not, sir. They are not. laughter stephen they are the same. But those of us who have emmys, think theyre the same thing. There is a big difference between the two, my friend. Stephen really . Yeah, yeah, huge difference. Stephen well, the point is you have two oscars, so between the two of us that averages out to one oscar apiece. And it is rare that two actors of our caliber, you know, are together like this. That is true. Stephen i think we should take a moment right now, just for the aspiring actors out there watching this, we could offer acting tips to help them get up to our level. Great idea. Lets help the kids. cheers and applause stephen okay, great. cheers and applause so lets go what . Excuse me . Just to be clear just to be clear, we are on the same level . laughter stephen you said it, tom. applause wait that was a cheers and applause stephen great. It was a question. Stephen so all you amateur actors, listen up, because its time for on your mark, get set, act, with tom hanks and stephen colbert. cheers and applause first tip. Crying scenes are tough. Personally, onions make me cry, so when i have to cry, i think of a dead onion. laughter stephen if youre having trouble inhabiting a character, just ask important character questions like, whats my characters name . What is the movie about . And is my character in it . laughter to keep your eyes from shifting around, focus on just one object. Unless your character needs to look shifty in which case, make sure that one object is a fly. cheers and applause stephen never work with children or animals. One exception, baby werewolves. Box office gold. laughter never read bad reviews. Instead, kidnap the critic at gunpoint. laughter i find theyre much less likely to tell you you suck, at gunpoint. applause stephen all the best actors know that emotions live in the arms. If you are scared, flail your arms around in terror. If you are sad, flail your arms around sadly. laughter if you are doing a love scene, make sure the director and the cameras are there. laughter cheers and applause otherwise, youre just having sex. laughter stephen thats a rookie mistake. Amateurs, yeah. Stephen the most important part of acting is listening. So always act like youre listening. Tilt your head and say things like hmmmm, yes, i understand, because im listening to you. Sometimes its hard to remember all those words. And heres what you do. You get a dog and you name the dog line. Then you shave the words youre supposed to say into the side of the dog that the camera cannot see. Then, if you forget what are you supposed to say, call line he runs up to you, and you can read it right off the side of your dog. applause i learned that one from marlon brando. laughter he told me. Stephen well, tom, thanks so much. That was really cheers and applause yeah . Stephen line . laughter great advice. Well, thank you thank you line . Stephen, its been great. cheers and applause stephen a hologram for the king is in theaters tomorrow. Tom hanks, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause band playing the new ford escape. Life is a sport. We are the utility. Be unstoppable. Thisproof of less joint pain and clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can fight Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. Humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. Its proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage, and clear skin in many adults. Humira is the number 1 prescribed biologic for Psoriatic Arthritis. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. Serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened, as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. Before treatment, get tested for tb. 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I want to be in the room where it happens the room where it happens i want to be in the room where it happens the room where it happens i i want to be in the room where it happens i i want to be in the room ooohooooh i want to be, i want to be in ive got to be ive got to be in the room the art of the compromise hold your nose and close your eyes stephen please welcome leslie odom, jr. band playing cheers and applause nice to see you. You too stephen i cant believe i was able to score a ticket to interview you tonight. laughter anybody that introduces us at the grammies gets a ticket to the show, so. Stephen thats right, that was a great honor. I got to be the person that announced your category. That was incredible. What does it feel like to be part of theatrical history . Like, be in something that is so culturally significant. Because you cant go see it without going im seeing Something Different, truly significant, truly beautiful. It is, you know, just a great joy of our lives to be a part of something that is you know, to do something this big that is actually art. Its just not something that you prepare for when you are, you know, singing. You prepare to do big movies. You prepare to do, maybe a big tv show if you are lucky. But to actually get to penetrate the consciousness like this in something that feels like great art, is were very lucky. Stephen and you have an enormous variety, an incredible variety of people who have fallen in love with this work. And as somebody who would come backstage to say hi to you guys, is there a pecking order as to who says hi first, when you go backstage . There kind of is. It happens stephen because everybody wants to come back stage and say hi, just gush. It is funny, tom hanks was actually one of the very first influential people that came to see the show down at the public. Stephen we were just talking backstage, he said it was just a couple weeks into the run, when it first started. None of us really knew what we had. I mean, we believed in it but to have people like him, and spike lee, shonda rhimes, people coming and confirming that this thing was special, gave us a lot of confidence. We had, down at the public, there was one night where it was busta rhymes, Salman Rushdie and mandy patinkin. laughter stephen that runs the gamut. That runs the gamut. It really did. Stephen who do you say hi to first . Well, busta is big. So stephen like big in your heart, or large person . Both. Stephen well, you actually, you had one guest who came to the show a month ago. And this is its prince, who called it the best history class ever. Yeah. Stephen what a beautiful thing to have an artist of his caliber applause what does that mean to you and the other members of the cast to hear that, even before the sad news of today, to know someone like prince who has been so influential, saw you doing Something Different . I mean its its humbling. And you know, we dont take it for granted at all. I remember that he had a private concert, we got invited the day of this private concert that he was going to give in harlem. We got invited it was a secret concert that he gave. He went at like 2 00 in the morning and he played until like 3 30 a. M. And so a bunch of the cast went down to see that and then he came the next night. He sat right in the box, with his shades on the whole time. But it meant the world to us. And then prince didnt come backstage. He wasnt big on stuff like that, but then we were all waiting to see, did he like it, did he care about it . And he sent that tweet, so well never forget stuff like that. Stephen you play aaron burr in the production of hamilton. Who is, ostensibly, the bad guy. Yeah. Stephen do you still see him as a bad guy . Spoiler alert, he shoots hamilton. laughter eight shows a week, i feel bad about it every night. laughter but no, i dont. I think there are very few people that come to earth to be the incarnate of evil. There are a couple of people we can think of but most of us are just trying to do the best we can with the hand that were given. And i think that that was burr. He lived he graduated from princeton at 16 years old. If you read his writings at 13, 14 years old, the writings of this kid, you know, its astonishing. This was a brilliant man, a war hero, who kind of gets boiled down to the guy that shot hamilton. And what lin has done, what the show has done, is, its forcing us to look at these guys with empathy. Its forcing us to look at somebody like thomas jefferson, you know, in a little bit more of a complicated stephen with not as much empathy. Right. Stephen jefferson is not the good guy in this one. Not in our show. Daveed diggs is a good guy, but jefferson is not, yeah, hes not the greatest guy in our show. Stephen my Favorite Song in the musical is yours, which is the room where it happens. Which is an extraordinary song because your character is burr wants to be in a room where jefferson and madison and hamilton are making a deal about where the capital would be and where the banks in america will be. And you want to be in that room. And i feel like a lot of politicians today do not have a plan or something they want to achieve. They just want to be in the room. They just want the power to be there, to make a decision if there is one to make. That seems so resonant to our present political times. That might have been true of burr too. Stephen he really just wanted the power, not necessarily having a plan. Yeah, i think that that was the major difference between him and hamilton. Hamilton really had many, many plans of how to make this a great country. And i dont think that was burrs strength, but yeah. Stephen now, you are married and you and your wife both sing. I saw something, a vine you guys put out recently. Oh, yeah . Stephen this is, this is you and your wife. You come home, youve had a Little Something to drink. And you decided youre going to sing together. Which a lot of people do. Maybe just having fun. But not everybody sounds this good. Can we show what you posted . Fly away old glory. Fly away. In the morning. When i die, hallelujah byandby cheers and applause completely wasted. We are toasty. Stephen toasty . Oh, yeah, were toasty. Stephen i wish i sounded that good when i wasnt. Were feeling good. Stephen please invite me to that next party. Bring on the lucky charms. laughter stephen tom hanks took them. Im sorry. Okay. Stephen leslie, thanks so much. It was really lovely to have you. Hamilton is on broadway at the Richard Rodgers theater. 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Stephen here to perform their song spirits, please welcome the strumbellas. cheers and applause i got guns in my head and they wont go spirits in my head and they wont go i got guns in my head and they wont go spirits in my head and they wont i been looking at the stars tonight and i think oh, how i miss that bright sun ill be a dreamer til the day i die but they say oh, how the good die young but were all strange and maybe we dont wanna change i got guns in my head and they wont go spirits in my head and they wont go i got guns in my head and they wont go spirits in my head and they wont go but the gun still rattles the gun still rattles, ohoh i got guns in my head and they wont go spirits in my head and they wont go i been a lot of places in my life and i think oh, im lost and cant be found im just waiting for my day to shine cause i think oh, i dont wanna let you down cause something inside has changed and maybe we dont wanna stay the same i got guns in my head and they wont go spirits in my head and they wont go i got guns in my head and they wont go spirits in my head and they wont go but the gun still rattles the gun still rattles, ohoh but the gun still rattles the gun still rattles, ohoh but i dont want a never ending life i just want to be alive while im here and i dont want a never ending life i just want to be alive while im here and i dont want to see another night lost inside a lonely life while im here i got guns in my head and they wont go spirits in my head and they wont go i got guns in my head and they wont go spirits in my head and they wont go but the gun still rattles the gun still rattles, ohoh but the gun still rattles the gun still rattles, ohoh cheers and applause stephen the strumbellas album hope comes out tomorrow. 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