And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 533 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, everybody, welcome thank you very, very much. Thank you. Thank you very much. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much for being here. About. Donald trump taped an appearance on dr. Oz today to discuss his health and his diet, and reportedly told dr. Oz that he likes fast food, because, quote, at least you know what theyre putting in it. [ light laughter ] then workers at taco bell and arbys said, you keep telling yourself that. [ laughter and applause ] i appreciate that. It tastes like a taco. And get this a person who Donald Trumps taping of dr. Oz reportedly said they learned nothing from the episode other than trumps healthy, i guess. [ light laughter ] which makes sense, cause thats actually what trumps doctor wrote, trumps healthy, i guess. [ laughter and applause ] i thought this was very interesting, here. I saw that Donald Trumps childhood home in queens is going up for auction next month. Yeah. Apparently the house has five bedrooms, or as trump calls it, i actually found the listing for trumps old house in todays paper. Check this out. Trumps old Home Features a a working fireplace aka tax return incinerator. [ laughter ] as well as ample pantry space to store baskets of deplorables. [ applause ] next, the roof is supposedly original, even though everyone is pretty much positive its [ applause ] plus, it has plenty of hard wood, i guarantee you, theres no problem there. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, backyard wall paid for by neighbor. [ laughter and applause ] thats interesting. We didnt even have to pay for that. Steve the walls already paid for. Jimmy fantastic. Heres an update on the hackers who broke into the dnc Computer Network this summer. They just released the cell phone number of Hillary Clintons running mate, it was the first time a public figure had their phone number released and absolutely nothing happened. [ laughter ] no one cared. No one called it. I heard about the upcoming movie about president obamas college years, reportedly shows a young obama shirtless, smoking cigarettes and smoking weed. Or as the president calls him, 2017 obama. [ laughter and applause ] ill see you there. Thats the future. Ive seen the future and it will be. Heres a little celebrity news, here. Fans of the rapper nelly have started streaming his songs over and over to help him raise money, because apparently he owes the irs over 2 million in unpaid taxes. 2 million. Or as nelly would say . Uhooooohh . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy we had to pay for that. We had to pay for that. Check this out. Nasa just revealed that this past august was the hottest in earths history. Or as nelly might say . Its getting hot in here so hot so take off all your clothes . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats it. A little a little strapped. Steve let it be. Jimmy we love nelly. Gu working on a selfdriving shopping cart that would return itself to the store after youre done using it. [ light laughter ] thats cool. Though the minute that walmart shopping cart becomes selfaware, its gonna drive itself to target and never look back. [ laughter and applause ] you realize be careful what you wish for. Steve im leaving. Jimmy and finally, some business news. It was Just Announced that the ceo of Weight Watchers is stepping down from the company . I think my butts getting big . [ laughter ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh hot crowd tonight. Hot show tonight. Its been a great week so far. Republican president ial nominee donald trump will be here on the show. Steve whoa [ applause ] jimmy itll be interesting. Then on friday, the one, the only miley cyrus will be joining us. Steve hey [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were gonna talk to her. Were gonna have some fun. Then mileys going to perform for us, a new song. This is pretty cool what shes doing. [ light laughter ] i dont want to spoil it. Steve dont spoil it. Jimmy but its something different. Miley always does that. Steve shes just fun. Jimmy is she playing with you guys . Questlove yeah. Jimmy so, the roots and really cool. But first, we have a fun show tonight. We love this guy, hes so hilarious. From the new television show, kevin can wait, kevin james is here, everybody steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a great, funny dude. Love him. Were gonna catch up with kevin, then he and i are going headtohead in a game of slapjack. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy plus, hes a terrific actor, and hes part of the new on the show tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes in the game. Its pretty cool. Hes in the game, thats awesome. And also oh, im so excited for this ive been looking forward to this. Performing their new song, 8, for the first time on tv tonight, we have great music from bon iver, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] this is the record. 8. When you see the set up and what hes doing, its something watch it. I wanted to see it jimmy youre gonna freak you are gonna to freak out. I mean, this is gonna be all over pitchfork tomorrow. [ light laughter ] its one of those things where youre like this guys always doing something different. Its like three, almost, d. J. Setups what . Questlove dont tell anybody. Dont ruin it. Jimmy no, i can tell, its happening tonight. You could do but hes got like, maybe, a a bunch of singers behind him. And using the vocals from its just, the guys a genius. Bon iver is on the show tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you want to hear a a little bit of the song . Steve just a tiny bust off a tiny piece. Jimmy here it is . Its gettin hot in here so take off all your clothes . . I am getting so hot i wanna take my clothes off . Jimmy thats it. Steve whoa, nelly. Jimmy bon iver, thats it. 8. [ cheers and applause ] 8 is the song. 8 is the song. Night football matchup is between the Green Bay Packers [ cheers ] and the minnesota vikings. [ cheers ] right here on nbc. Now, as you know at the end of every season, they give out awards like most valuable player. But they also give out awards during the season, sort of like the ones in the high school yearbooks. Like, most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for the tonight show superlatives. Here we go. . Tonight show superlatives . Jimmy our first player is jake ryan. Hes a linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. He was voted most likely to be matt damon if he ate three other matt damons. [ laughter and applause ] interesting. Steve yeah. Jimmy good for him. Steve three times a damon. Jimmy next we have audie cole from the vikings. He was voted most likely to be a Snapchat Faceswap of you and your girlfriend. Steve these are current awards. Jimmy next up from the vikings is shamar stephen. He was voted most likely to cry after losing a balloon. [ laughter and applause ] next up for the packers is kyle murphy. [ light laughter ] he was voted most likely to have just found out that you cant eat the plastic on kraft singles. [ laughter and applause ] next from the vikings is quarterback shaun hill. He was voted most likely to rub his butt on the rug like a dog. [ laughter ] i dont know what that means. Steve i didnt know they gave out that award. Jimmy i didnt know that. Next, from the packers, is t. J. Lang. He was voted most likely to be the love child of conan obrien and andy richter. [ laughter and applause ] interesting. Minnesota vikings is punter jeff locke. He was voted most likely to have to warn his team again about his intense peanut allergy. [ laughter and applause ] guys, im serious. Steve whos got the epipen . Jimmy they cant be anywhere near the locker room. [ laughter ] steve those epipens are expensive [ light laughter ] jimmy next from the packers is jhurell pressley. He was voted most likely to laugh, then say, wait, what . After you pretend to remove your thumb. [ laughter and applause ] you got it . Steve thats not it. Yeah jimmy there you go. . . [ applause ] next we have trevor davis from the packers. He was voted most likely to be anywhere between 61 and 64. [ laughter and applause ] steve depending on the weather. You want some help . Jimmy next up whats up . Next up is kicker mason crosby. He was voted most likely to look in the mirror and say, yes, my hugh laurie transformation pills are working [ laughter and applause ] and finally, from the packers is running back eddie lacy. He was voted most likely to buy all as his glasses at a store called whoopi crafters. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Th well be right back with kevin james, everybody [ cheers and applause ] i am sebastian artois. Brewmaster. Risktaker. I sold everything i had to own a brewery. You might have heard its name. Stella artois be legacy woah youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Woah, woah youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. Even when were not there to keep them safe, our Subaru Outback will be. vo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Ours . . A dash of fruit in their favorite color. . . A bunch of pineapple cause hey its summer . . 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Jimmy youre back in long island . I love what youre doing. Youre filming the show in long island. On long island and were going through all the old stomping grounds. Because i lived here, i grew up here. I took all the kids to a place called adventure land, which is [ applause ] yeah, yeah, you know it. Oh, its awesome. Its this its this little and i dont know about you, but when i was young, i wanted to go on all the roller coasters. You know, the faster the better, twirls, whips, drops, everything i wanted it. Something happened when i got older that i was [ laughter ] yeah, i dont know what it is, man. But i was i knew i cant handle this stuff. Im walking through the park and immediately taking rides off the menu. Thats going to hurt my shoulder. Cant do that. Thats a back breaker. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the back breaker. But im trying to find a a ride. Nothing with a harness. I dont want anything in vanilla county. [ laughter ] down there, its too tight. Jimmy the technology, yeah. But i got to go on the ride with my kids. So all the rollercoasters are off the table, i didnt want to do that. So im looking, and i find this one, the pirate ship. Theres a pirate ship there. If you know, its a swing. Who doesnt love a swing, by the way, right . Jimmy yeah. So and yeah, i scouted it. Its two minutes long. It goes back. It doesnt go up over the top or get stuck or anything. So i said, lets do this. It starts one way, and right here, when it got right there i knew i had made a massive like really bad. You know . Jimmy i know exactly what youre talking about. Do you know what im talking about . Jimmy i know that feeling. You know like you get the water in the mouth, which is basically vomits way of ringing the door bell. Just letting you know [ laughter and applause ] jimmy ding dong, something coming up. Were here were in the neighborhood. Were going to be swinging by at some point. [ laughter ] then im like, i cant throw up in front of my kids. Im going to look like a what kind of a father am i. I cant do this. So i i dont want to ru then i dont give a crap about my kids. I mean i dont care about anybody now, im such in a a panic. Im sweating. I dont want to look at i cant look at my hands because im locked on to the bar so tight. I want to check my watch to see how much time literally only eight seconds in. [ laughter ] i know this is going to go on. The only people i care about right now in the whole world is me and the little kid who can stop this whole thing with the red button down there. But hes not looking at me. Jimmy no. Something, some corny dating site or something. I dont know what he was doing. I didnt throw up, though. But i handled it and got off. It was a scary, scary experience. It was horrible. Jimmy yeah exactly but this is your neighborhood are your friends still out there . Ive got all my friends out there, which is great. Its been great. Theyre all retired cops, a lot of my buddies. Which is exactly what the show is about. Its nice, because they keep me grounded. They always, you know keep me humble. I dont know about you, i dont know if you had some friends baom just a little i dont know, theyre just a little off about you and what youve done. Theyre a little jaded. Have you had people come up to you like that and jimmy yeah, sure. Hey, how you doing . So youre doing another show . Like a passive aggressive way of saying, youre doing i didnt love the first one. And then they dont jimmy only they could say that to you. Exactly theyre like, try and well see what happens. Jimmy i dont know you that well. I havent seen you since high school. And theyre like, man, well, i guess it wasnt for everybody. No, it wasnt for anybody. [ laughter ] theyll tell you, they dont care. Jimmy i, of course enjoy everything you do. You come on and i tell you but i do mean it. You know what i realized, you actually are great at falls, your physical comedy. Thats why we did that slowmotion bar fight i loved. But every movie i see you the sandler movie where you jump in the pool. Your falling is fantastic. You should teach a course on falling. Youre very good at falling. Jimmy yeah, youre good at falling. Yeah, they agree. [ applause ] i dont know i dont know if thats a compliment. It feels goofy. Jimmy no youre the best. Youre a comedian. Its the best. You should have fell tonight. That would have been oh, yeah. Jimmy i mean, you never know. Do you do you want me to fall . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, on a dare . No i mean what am i, chevy chase all of a sudden . [ laughter ] i can come out and do it if you want. Jimmy reenter . But its like yeah, lets do a reenter. Ill just do a reenter, all right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ill give you an intro. What do you want me to fall on . Jimmy you can fall on that thing, or all right. All right. Ill try. Ill do my best. I dont know. Jimmy do you want me to leave something out you can fall over . What . Jimmy do you want me to leave something out so you can fall over it . No, no, no. [ laughter ] jimmy i might hurt you again. I dont want to get hurt. Jimmy here we go, im just going to introduce you. Im going to say your name. Okay, here we go. Ill say from the new show kevin can wait, kevin james. [ laughter ] from the new sw, [ cheers and applause ] . . [ laughter ] hey hey [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thts how you do it thats how you do it. Thats how you do it right there. Youve got to get that fixed. [ laughter ] unbelievable. That was unbelievably awesome. The big man went down. Jimmy you are the greatest. Who else can do that. That is unbelievable. Thank you. [ laughter ] that was fantastic. I just love it. Thank you. Thank you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy kevin can wait. Ive seen promos all over the city about your show. Yeah. Jimmy theyre on top of cabs, there are billboards everywhe. People are very excited about this show. And i was watching, i thought this was funny, i want to show you, i was watching meet the press over the weekend and they had Kristen Welker who is a correspondent for nbc news, and she was talking about hillary, the update on her health or Something Like that. And just watch in the background and see if you can see somebody photobombing. This is real news footage. We dont know where shes headed. Jimmy look at this. Hey, guys hey, guys hey guys, hows it going. And the camera guy tries to move, the cab keeps moving forward a little bit. [ laughter ] and then you go, yeah, perfect shot right there. Photo bombing, the whole time. And then cbs mondays. Commercial. Mondays. Mondays later, dude im out. By the way, thats the only way im getting on meet the press. [ laughter ] its just not going to happen. Jimmy what is kevin can wait about . What is the plot . Officer after 20 years. My buddies are just retired guys, in their mid40s and stuff, and theyre done and they have to start up with their family again. They have this retirement dream. These guys all going to the academy at the same time. They retired at the same time. They just think retirement is going to be a lot of day drinking and met games and just having fun. And the family is there, life gets in the way. So its a its a fun show. It really is. Jimmy kevin actually has to wait for retirement. Yeah, kevin does have to heres kevin james in kevin can wait. Take a look at this. Lets test this baby out. Weve got to start small, try some pretzels, okay . I was worried when you retired, we would be bored. Give me a scenario where i might spill it. Okay, youre on a fishing boat having a snack. I like that. Look at that. Oh, look at that. But the waters choppy. Is it choppy . Its choppier than that. Yeah [ laughter ] oh is it . And then a huge wave smacks into you oh nothing [ laughter ] all right. Now, you give me a scenario. Now, you are a prostitute. You im sorry, i dont even know where that came from. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy kevin james, we love you kevin can wait begins monday, september 19th at 8 30pm on cbs. Kevin and i are going to play slap jack when we come back. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] [sobbing in background] i need a better yoga class. [sobbing] oh gail, i miss you so much. Well. Im not super into yoga, but yeah, we know just the place. [sobbing] just weep it out. No matter what you need or when you need it, check yelp first. Initiating retrieval sequence. Activating thrusters. Ah come on astronauts can vote from space. Take a break from the election with red or blue tea. Make time for snapple. Theres only two left, you should masterpass that, now. Hey dude. I masterpassed it. She sounds cranky. She wants her fruit chews. Masterpassed. Oh jane, youre getting a ticket. Nope, its been masterpassed. Whats with this one . Ive taken care of the check, its all masterpassed. Masterpassed it. That was fast. Because i masterpass. Poor mouth breather. Allergies . Stuffy nose . Cant sleep . Take that. A breathe right nasal strip instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than allergy medicine alone. Shut your mouth and say goodnight, mouthbreathers. Its halloween time my frightful fiends, and disneyland is ours going down boo screams halloween time at the Disneyland Resort means theres wicked fun in both parks. And make sure to see the Twilight Zone tower of terror before its final check out. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody. Im back with kevin james his new show kevin can wait premieres this monday at 8 30pm on cbs. Kevin and i are about to play a a game called slap jack. Now it works the sam as blackjack. At the end of each round the winner gets to slap the loser across the face with a giant yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this looks like my hand after ive eaten a soft pretzel, by the way. I blow right up. Jimmy you blow up . The first one to win three rounds is the winner. We take turns dealing. No splits. S. If its a tie the dealer loses. Kevin, as our guest, youre going to deal first. I deal first. Jimmy two cards each. Loser gets slapped. Okay. So im dealing to you first . Jimmy yepp. One up to me. Here we go. Okay. Ready . Jimmy yep. Is it down to me . Jimmy yeah. Down to you. Okay, good. Now jimmy up to me. Up to you again. Jimmy yeah. Youre looking at 12. Jimmy yeah, not good. Ok this is up right here. Ooh, thats not looking much better. Jimmy okay, 16. Hit me. No dont hit me. Hit me with a card. Ready . Jimmy yeah. What is that . Thats 17. Jimmy not too shabby. . I learned a tune at 17 . [ laughter ] im staying. This is a 5 right here. Nice little nickel. Ready, ready . Bang oh, it eight. Which would be probably just one and up. One more than i have to beat you right . Here we go. This is it. Jimmy controversy. No jimmy is it a no oh, wait. Okay. 13. 15. Jimmy 13. I got 15 so i can i can hit again, though, am i right . Blackjack. Jimmy yeah. 15. Here you go. Here we go, baby. Oh what is that . Jimmy what does that mean . What is that . Its a tie no, i can hit can i hit . Jimmy no, you cant hit. You lose. Dealer loses . Jimmy yes. Oh [ slap sound ] [ laughter and applause ] what was that . Jimmy i said that earlier. But i wasnt even ready i wasnt even ready. Jimmy you cant hit back. I was going for it. Im going for a rule. Jimmy i didnt know what was happening. Here you go. Ready buddy . Thanks so much for coming on the show, by the way. [ laughter ] is that hand do you have a a ring on that hand . [ laughter ] oh jimmy i dont like that at all. Oh. Jimmy i dont like that. And then down. This could be blackjack. Its not. Thats a soft 4 . I hate math in blackjack. I dont like the pressure. I dont like the pressure. Thats a hard 4 there. Jimmy im hitting against the 4 with the soft. Jimmy youre hitting against the 4. Yes. Jimmy here you go. Good luck. What is that now . Five . [ laughter ] is that five . Jimmy four plus one is five, yeah it is. Very weird. I dont know. Hit again. Is that 15 . Im going to hit again. Jimmy youre going to hit again. Here we go. Alright, now its definitely a 15. Thats trouble. Im going to take it, because hes got a 4. [ applause ] no okay. Jimmy thats a 5. Or a 15. Jimmy we could never go gambling. No never. [ laughter ] jimmy we dont belong there. Our math skills. You have a 15. Thats a push and that means you lose. Jimmy i wash checking that. The rules say. Doing a rules check you iced me before jimmy yeah, i know but youre my guest so i thought but you iced me. I was asking a question. Jimmy i said i got 14. I cut you before, ill do it again. [ laughter ] jimmy look at that. I hurt my neck. Permanent neck damage. All right, what happens now . Me . Jimmy yeah. Alright. Jimmyis done. Alright. Alright so this is up . Jimmy yep. Ooh, thats looking good. Alright, this is down. [ laughter ] this is two up . Yeah, up. Oh, thats not good. Oh 19. Oh jimmy if you ever went gambling youd just be two guys going, oh oh jimmy oh oh and not positive on what we had. [ laughter ] jimmy kevin, thank you so much for coming on the show. It doesnt hurt though, right . No. Jimmy good to see you, buddy. [ slap sound ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy our thanks to kevin james, kevin can wait premiers monday at 8 30 p. M. On cbs. Michael b. Jordan joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . Hahaha umhmmm hey nikki what are you doing here . You tell me, stephen. What . Im snapping. Youve been streaming my videos all morning. Now youre with this thing . Man with unlimited data. Why pay verizon more for data limits . Introducing tmobile one. One price. Unlimited data for everyone. . . The Bud Light Party is for everyone. Men bar crowd yeah women bar crowd woo people of all genders we dont care well sell you beer. 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We only trust tide to get rid of the weekold stains and downy to protect him from damage. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a very, very talented actor. You know him from movies like Fruitvale Station and creed. Hes now a part of the new nba 2k17, which will be available everywhere, september 20th. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . That is the warmest welcome in his building. Jimmy thats got to feel good. It does. Its awesome. Jimmy thats got to feel good. Welcome. Welcome back to the show. Thank you. To say congratulations. cause you came on for creed before the movie came out. Thats right. Jimmy man, oh man, you hit it out of the park. Thank you i appreciate it man. Thank you. I appreciate it. Jimmy great job. Thank you guys over there. Jimmy oh, the roots. They love you. The roots, yeah, man. Jimmy but now you said, i heard that youre getting youre going to get bigger now. cause you were jack in creed. But youre getting youre working out again . Im getting back into, you know, fighting shape. Creed was i wanted to look like a boxer. I didnt want to look intimidating or too intimidating, rather. I wanted to be true to what the character was, but this time bulking up. Im a villain, so i wanted to be pretty [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when i bulk up, its usually i just bulk up you go for the keg. Quantity not quality right . Jimmy you were telling me you have to eat a lot . Youre just eating. Im eating two and a half every two and a half hours, six times a day, tons of carbs. Six times a day. Im not even hungry half the time. Im just like shoving food in my mouth. Jimmy ive never heard that. Well im bulking up now so i can kind of strip down and shrewh jimmy weve got you a coke right here. Oh man. Wheres my trainer at . My trainer is here, too. Jimmy and a cheesesteak. Oh, man. Jimmy its amazing. Is this from philly . Jimmy no this is a new york food place called ando. But its new yorks version i know creed was philly. Yeah. Jimmy youre going to freak out. Just try this. Youre going to go nuts. Just go. Yeah. Mmmmm. Oh, man. Jimmy i told you right. Its the grilled onions. Jimmy thats what it is. Its the grilled onions. Oh my god. Thank you. Jimmy when you come back im going to be fatter, and youre going to be [ laughter ] thats a bad idea. We should do this more often. I like this. Jimmy how great is life . You are in a video game right now. I mean, its a dream come true, honestly. Jimmy it really is, right . How fun is it . I used to play that game a a lot growing up. Jimmy me too. So to be able to be a part of it, its incredible. Jimmy yeah, me, too. Im much older than you are, but youre in career mode. You go to my career mode its basically you, have you seen what you look like in the game yet . I have. Theyve got me spoton. Its crazy. Jimmy look at this. And im a knicks fan so thats like jimmy isnt that crazy . [ cheers and applause ] thats the game. That is not you, thats the game. They got me spoton. Ive seen them mess up a lot of people. Like their hair and their eyes might be a little close together. Jimmy theyre never perfectly done, yeah, exactly. They got me spoton. Jimmy this is funny. But did you have to wear the motion capture suit and the little balls everywhere . I had the onesie. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, the cameras like, looking at you like right in your face to kind of read all of your facial expressions. Jimmy so you really went for it . Full. I went all the way in. Jimmy when you do this, do you have any signature moves . Do you have any what do they have you do . Well, i mean, one of the things i could add to the game is, i brought my signature handshake from my friends growing up in jersey. Something i could kind of add personally to the game. Jimmy what is your signature hand i never had one. I mean, i can show you right now. I mean, this is a lot of pressure right now. A lot of people are watching. You cant mess this up. Jimmy no, no. You know, its the thing with the handshakes. Jimmy yeah, i know. Like im seeing you on the street. All right. Cool. [ laughter ] [ whistles ] oh, man. Jimmy nice to see you. Yeah. Snap snap. Orange juice. Lemon juice. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Im going to call you later. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Its good seeing you. Jimmy thank you. Check me out. Orange juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, what was that . Orange juice. cause youre like squeezing youre squeezing the juice out. Jimmy okay good. Okay, yeah. Its freshly squeezed. All organic. Jimmy did you ever cause growing up with the name Michael Jordan yeah, you know. Jimmy did you [ light laughter ] a career in the nba must have been thought about, maybe . You know, maybe once or twice. [ laughter ] once or twice, and then jimmy well, your dad was named Michael Jordan as well. My dads name is Michael Jordan. So im not a junior, because our middle names are different, but i was his first son and i was going to get his name no matter what. It just so happened that there was another Michael Jordan out there that was running rampant in the league and became the greatest basketball player to ever live. So small shadow. Just a small shadow. Jimmy but look how it worked out. Youre knocking them dead in these movies. I mean, in creed you were fantastic. And now youre in youre playing in the nba, basically. I was never going to make it to the league. But i proved them wrong. Jimmy Michael Jordan is back. Thats what im talking about. Jimmy michael b. Jordan. Everywhere september 20th. Bon iver performs after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . Hey listen, when you tell our friends about your job, maybe lets play up the digital part. But its a manufacturing job. Yeah, well ge is doing a lot of cool things digitally to help machines communicate, might want to at least mention that. Im building worldchanging machines. That threaten you . No dont be silly. Im just, uh, going to go to chop some wood. With that . Yeah we dont have an ax. Or a fireplace. Good to be prepared. Could you cut the bread . What makes a lipton meal . First you start with this. These guys. A place like shhh no. Found it and definitely lipton ice tea. Lots of it. A lipton meal is what you bring to it. It was doggie destiny was mr. Bonejangles expecting the perfect toy at an amazing price . Of course not. Hes a dog. But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Im anne howard and im michael howard. We left on our honeymoon in january 2012. It actually evolved into a business. From our blog to video editing. Our technology has to hang tough with us. 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[doorbell] uh, excuse me. Delivery. Hey. Lo mein, szechwan chicken, chopsticks, soy sauce and you got some fortune cookies. Have a good one. Ah, these small new york apartments. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this guy is always doing something amazing. We just love this guy. With this whole record, i dont know how you can describe it with the different symbols and everything on it. But youre about to see what he does. They are a critically acclaimed band,whos highly anticipated new album, 22, a million, is out september 30th. Performing 8, please welcome bon iver [ cheers and applause ] . . . Philosophise your figure what i have in heaven you called i came . . Stand tall through it all fallen fixture just the same thing . . . . Say nothing of my fable what on earth is left to come . . Whos agonized and not through it all im underneath your tongue . . . . Im standing in your street now no and i carry his guitar . . I cant recall it lightly at all but i know im going in . . Too much for me to pick up, no no no not sure what forgiveness is . . We gather at the squall of it all i can leave behind a hover . . I will run all the way round it have to crawl still cant stop it . . Along the fires one more time just pass me by imma make it half the night . . . To walk aside your favor im an astuary king ill keep in a cave your comfort and all . . Unburdened and becoming . . I will run have to crawl carry up love along . . Now mona havent i locked up my failures . . Wouldnt i be last to see deny with love my labor was it all i could find . . . Jimmy i dont know how you do it. Ive got a thousand questions. I dont know how you do it. Bon iver 22 million is available for preorder now. Well be right back, everybody bon iver [ cheers and applause ] jim dunlap too many Nevada Police officers have been killed in the last few years. The truth is, we make it too easy for criminals and the dangerously mentally ill to buy guns. They get them at gun shows or online from strangers, no questions asked. So heres something we can do to honor the fallen close the background check loophole. In states that have closed the loophole, nearly half as many Police Officers have been shot and killed in the line of duty. Background checks save lives. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy bon iver once again my thanks to kevin james, michael b. Jordan, bon iver, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there. Stay tuned for late night with seth myers. Thank you so much for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, joseph gordonlevitt, comedian lewis black. Music from calum scott. Featuring the 8g band with matt garstka. Ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers ] seth good. Thats wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Donald trump will appear on dr. Oz tomorrow, while his traditional doctor will appear on law and order svu
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