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Fun for the whole family, horrible for the whole country. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert russia week russian music playing sthen l key, Cillian Murphy, jon batiste and stay human, and stephen with the latenight special in st. Petersburg. Live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey how are ya . Thank you, ladies and gentlemen piano riff thanks, everybody welcome to the late show, im im your host Stephen Colbert. Folks, i knowates comedy show but i have some sad news tonight. As of 10 48 p. M. Eastern last night, the g. O. P. Healthcare bill was pronounced dead of terminal sucking. cheers and applause yeah. I clap when im heart broken, too. You cover the pain. It was always a longshot because the republicans control only all three branches of government laughter cant be expected to do everything. The final blow was delivered last night, when utah senator and man failing to get anyone to raise the roof, mike lee, and kansas senator and grey alien who found a can of bronzer, jerry moran, released statements opposing the bill at the exact same time. It was the rare simultaneous nogasm. laughter it is hard to overstate the level of failure here. The g. O. P. Crushed their car at 90 miles an hour into a cliff with a grin on their face. laughter its like if batman vs. Superman took a pontiac aztek to Blockbuster Video to rent the lone ranger and watch it on laser disc. Thats how badly they failed. laughter republicans said one thing for the last four elections we need to repeal and replace obamacare. Repeal and immediately replace the failures of obamacare. Repeal and replace obamacare. Repeal obamacare and replace it. We will repeal and we will replace. Repeal obamacare and replace it. Repeal and replace. Repeal and replace. Repeal and replace it. Stephen it was your one job laughter its your tagline, its your motto, its paul ryans repeal and replace tramp stamp. cheers and applause piano riff he looks good. Jon got that footage, boy oh, yeah . Stephen looks good. And it wasnt just the house of representatives and the senate, it was also the chucklehead in chief. The first thing were going to do is repeal and replace obamacare. My first day in office, im going to ask congress to put a bill on my desk because we will terminate obamacare and replace it, believe me, with something good. Believe me. Stephen i dont. laughter believe me, i dont. cheers and applause piano riff not then, not now. Never hey, remember, two months ago an old white guy party. P. Threw celebrating when the house passed their version of the bill. Guys, were going to have so many chickens. Lets start counting now, that celebration seems almost as embarrassing as Lyndon Johnsons victory in vietnam luau. laughter but the republicans have a great backup plan. Senate majority leader and man describing the size of his prostate, Mitch Mcconnell, can introduce a bill simply repealing obamacare with no replacement. You know, just take it away and dont fix it. You know, how when your car gets a flat tire, you remove it, then cut the brakes and let it roll into a crowd of uninsured old people. laughter jon oh, yeah, yeah. Stephen trump likes the plan, tweeting, as i have always said, let obamacare fail and then come together and do a great healthcare plan. Stay tuned yes, stay tuned. Because repealing your healthcare is the hottest new reality show no survivor. laughter applause piano riff its going to happen. So its decided. The whole leadership got together and decided it. This morning, they announced theyre going to repeal now and replace later. And tonight. Its dead. laughter oh, Mitch Mcconnell cant be happy about this. Can we get a look at mitch . Nah, he looks good. Thats him happy, i think. Jon wow, wow. Stephen this is a good time to remind you that when they knew barack obama would veto it, the g. O. P. Voted more than 60 times to repeal obamacare. But now that they can actually do it, they dont have the balls. All those times they voted, they must have been yanking their own lever. But, now, when they have a republican president , they cant get their vote up. So trumpcare is deader than the people who wouldnt have healthcare if trumpcare passed, who would have been dead if trumpcare passed. But the president had some interesting math to turn this into a win. If you look at it, 484. Thats a pretty impressive vote by any standard. And yet you have a vote of 48 to 4 or Something Like that, and you need more . Thats pretty tough. laughter stephen 48 to 4 . That adds up to 52, not 100. You just ignored all the democratic votes. Everythings a success by that logic. If you just take out that one iceberg, the titanic had a fantastic maiden run. laughter fastest trip to the bottom of the ocean ever. All right . Tremendous boat. piano riff applause but perhaps the best part of trumps reaction was this real, actual screengrab from fox news with the lower third trump eventually we will get something done. laughter so, eventually, we will get something done. So, once again, its time to update the hat. Eventually something. laughter so all their plans come to naught and all their lies. They lied to their voters and people who trusted them. So they dont repeal and replace, and repeal and delay is already dead. So whats the plan . Well, trump has one, telling reporters this afternoon i think were probably in that position where well let obamacare fail. Were not going to own it. Im not going to own it. Stephen no, not going to own it. Very president ial, explains the sign on trumps desk that says whose buck is this . I think obama left this here. laughter of course, like politics, show business is tough. Stars rise and fall, friends become enemies, nobody buys your contemporary country album. Its painful. laughter and, right now, no one knows better how cutthroat show business can be than the muppets. Because kermit the frog and disney are sparring over the performers ugly muppet firing. Makes sense that thered be trouble. I mean, kermit does come to work naked every day. H. R. Cant like that. laughter and both sides are angry. The performer, steve whitmire, called his dismissal a betrayal after a career devoted to carrying on the legacy of jim henson. And disney fired back by describing whitmire as hostile to coworkers and overly difficult. And jim hensons daughter cheryl said, steve performed kermit as a bitter, angry, depressed victim. laughter so he might not be able to voice kermit the frog anymore, but he sounds like a good replacement for sean spicer. laughter cheers and applause piano riff bitter . Something like that . This firing follows fraught business meetings, where the kermit performer played brinkmanship very aggressively in contract negotiations. And its true. It got bad. In fact, we at the late show have actually acquired footage exclusive footage of kermits contract negotiations. Gentlemen, weve worked together a long time and i think there is something we need to keep in mind as we enter these delegate negotiation. I am Kermit Kermit the freakin frog ill make a connection with my foot to your as this comes down to one question, do i look like a pitch . Why are you trying to screw me . Look into my eyes. Look at me cheers and applause oh, dont do it stephen weve got a great show for you tonight. 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Crave van band playing cheers and applause Stephen Jon Batiste and stay human, everybody thank you, mattie cheers and applause well, folks, were terribly excited around here because it is day two of russia week at the late show. Yesterday, we kicked things off by showing my collusion with a russian late night host on state run t. V. So far, nobody has asked me to testify before congress, and, i have to admit, im a little hurt. laughter when my executive producer chris originally pitched the idea of us traveling to russia, i didnt want to go because i thought the story wouldve blown over by now. Ha ha. laughter turns out, americans are more suspicious of russian meddling than ever before. But i wanted to hear what everyday russians think about the scandal. Do they believe russia tampered with our election . And what do they think about americans in general . Do they like us . Do they like like us . laughter if so, why havent they asked us to winter formal yet . So i took to the streets of st. Petersburg, russias former capital and current weirder prague to talk to ordinary russians. Jim . Stephen hacking of american elections. Secret backchannels. Pee pee tapes. There are a lot of allegations swirling around the russian people right now. So i flew to st. Petersburg, russia on the summer solstice for the white nights festival to see how the people felt about those accusations and to find some common ground. High five high five high five high five high five sup . Im stephen. Misha, nice to meet you. Stephen may i stroke your beard . Do whatever, up to you. Thank you. Stephen i feel like weve gotten close pretty fast. Okay, are you a hacker . No, im afraid not. Stephen youre not a hacker. If you were a hacker, would you admit that youre a hacker . Well, i wouldnt admit it. Stephen you wouldnt admit it if you were . Thats what youre saying. Thats as good as admitting it right now. Im here with maria and vitaly, and they just got married. Congratulations. Im going to give each of you a potato. Im going to make a statement and, if you agree, hold up your potato. Okay. Stephen please do not eat the potato because i will need those back. Do you think that officials in the Trump Administration collaborated with russia to influence our election. No potato, no potato on that one. Okay, do you think its all just america blaming everything on the russians . Unanimous potato, thats the rare unanimous potato. Were not so different. We have riverfront douchebags where i come from, too alexei, because youre wearing camouflage, i might not be able to see you at some point during this interview. Thats exactly right. Im a very small, stealthy person. Stephen whos talking . I can hear his voice, but i cant see him the camouflage is too good what do you do for a living . Im a mathematician. Stephen a mathematician. Thats a natural for a hacker. Are you sure youre not a hacker . Quite sure. Stephen quite sure or completely sure . On a scale of one to two, how sure are you that youre not a hacker . Well, two is. Uhh . Stephen two is you dont even know what a computer is. One is, yeah i did it, im a hacker. Well, oh, maybe four. Stephen four . Thats off the scale. Thats not in my scale. The only way you could have added a four to my scale is if you hacked it. Show of potatoes have you heard of donald trump . We have potatoes. Okay. Would your potato be a better president than donald trump . laughter half a potato were going half a potato on that one. Donald trump wants to build a border wall between the United States and mexico. Have you heard about that . Yeah. Stephen you guys built a really good one in berlin, and youre not using it anymore, can we have it . No, i think the german took it. Stephen the germans took it . Thats so like them. Show of potatoes do you think that your president , president putin, has influence over our president , President Trump . Im gonna go potato. Do you know who i am . Yeah i know. May i. Stephen who am i . Who am i . You are very cool guy from u. S. A. Stephen do you know my name . Jimmy colbert . Stephen its ivan and Jimmy Colbert applause before i left, there was one last thing i had to do. Ill have one corn please one. And if you have it, ill also take the peepee tape. jazz playing this is a game they play here in the summertime. This is called guess the jazz man. Where a famous jazz musician, hides behind a wok, i think its john coltrane. I love russia cheers and applause stephen thank you, st. Petersburg join us tomorrow for my interview with a reallife russian oligarch, mikhail prokhorov. Well be right back with Keegan Michael key. Stick around band playing cheers and applause to repay our gift, of leaving it completely alone. Bottled at the source. Untouched by man. Its earths finest water. Guyscause this is my jam. N. Showtime tell it to my heart tell me im the only one. Nailed it tim, nailed it. The lincoln summer invitation is on. 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Together, were building a better california. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey welcome back, everybody cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, you know my first guest from the Comedy Series key peele. Hes now onstage in hamlet. Please welcome, keeganmichael key cheers and applause band playing stephen nice to see you again Jimmy Colbert Stephen Fallon laughter stephen weve seen each other around town but weve not sat down in a professional way since last summer. Since last summer, yes. Stephen you were on one of our Live Convention shows, the g. O. P. Thats right, yes. Stephen you were Donald Trumps one black delegate. One black delegate, yes. And i think i was from someplace crazy like maine, or wisconsin. Stephen exactly. And you got arrested. And how has the year been . How has the year been for you . The years been very good. I mean, i spent is it majority of it in a deep fog, in a profound depression. No, we were working on friends from college when the election happened. Stephen thats your Netflix Series. The Netflix Series im on now. What was interesting because the end of that day was interesting because we were shooting, it was so funny, because it would be, like, listen, i dont know if you understand where im coming from. And, cut, and everyone would run to a tv and watch the tv. No, what is this fiction . Whats happening here . Im not sure what were watching you would be literally in a scene acting and somebody would whisper, he just won North Carolina while youre in the scene, i love you so huh . I love you stephen and hes standing over there going, he just won North Carolina i find just crying on air helps. Yes. Stephen just let it out. Its for everybody. Stephen congratulations. What a privilege and honor it is to be in hamlet. Absolutely . Youre in hamlet at the public theater, youre playing horatio, which is hamlets buddy. His best friend, yes. I cant be the only one who is saying, really, that amazingly funny guy is doing the tragedy. Why do you want to do tragedy because youre one of the funniest guys i know. Its funny. My entire career stephen no, answer the damn question. Water is for closers. Im sorry. laughter applause its abc, not abd always be closing, not always be drinking get it together i was a dramaticallytrained actor, a shakespeareantrained actor and that was always the plan, and my career went on a 19year detour into sketch comedy. Stephen wow. Ive wanted to play horatio for about 23 years. When i was in grad school i remember seeing the big hamlet in the movie theaters and i wanted to play horatio so bad. Stephen you tinted want to play hamlet . I like to keep my expectations right here so theres no disappointment. Stephen at a certain point did you think ill never get back there because im a comedy guy . I did. The team has made a real effort to turn the ship because its been something thats important to nee. Jordan peele has been extremely supportive in this endeavor. Hes, like, go get your drama on, bro get your drama on thats how jordan talks, get your drama on laughter stephen so youre doing it with the lovely and talented oscar isaacs. Yes. Stephen who is juilliardtrained. Yes. Could i go on record with the juilliard, stephen. He went to juilliard and got his little degree. I have a masters degree i have a masters degree i have a masters degree in theater i learned a whole bunch of stuff in school and they only learned acting stephen wow, youre a master in acting. Im a master in fine arts and acting. No, but hes so much better than i. laughter stephen prince hamlet has what we and those in shakespeare circles has bleep . Oscar is so good at making everything really clear. If youve never seen hamlet, this would be the production to see because the language is so accessible when he says it. I get a litten envious he gets these monologues, and i enjoy them, but he also makes them very funny. Its the funniest production of hamlet youve ever seen. There is lots of comedy in hamlet. People think there isnt. You go, why am i laughing . Because hes so witty northbound humorous and thats part of the appeal. Stephen hamlet is smarter than everybody around him. Everybody around him. Hes a morally kind of ambiguous character at times, but hes so witty. Hes much like a young and impeachous Stephen Colbert. laughter no, but hes great. I miss the monologues. Stephen horatio has monologues. He has a few moments. Theres a great moment in the beginning of the play when the ghost of hamlets father leaves and horatio and friends see him and he takes off. He sees the sun come up and gets scared and has to go back to purgatory. So i used to have a speech where stephen used to . What do you mean . I had this speech and it started as a guilty thing upon a fearful summons. I heard him and in the sea and fire on earth and air the extravagant spirit adds to the confined and adds to truth herein this object made probation. And the director said, that was beautiful. Were going to cut that. I was, like, i just figured out what it meant stephen there are so many amazing quotes, lines, phrases that come from hamlet. Yeah. Stephen do you have, like do thine own self be true. When you see someones to the manner born. The lady doth protest too much, we think. Knock, knock, whos there thats literally from macbeth. Wear your heart on your sleeve is from athemo. I dont knowcraty but i know crazy, james brown. laughter yeah, thats a very literate james brown. There is, of course, to the window, to the wall, to the sweat drop from my bleep , yep, i think thats in henry the 5th. Stephen right before they go to the breach. Right before st. Chrispins day. She was bleeding out of her eyes, she was bleeding out of her whatever. Stephen shakespeare. It wasnt shakespeare. Its its its vladimir putin. Thats who it was. Stephen thats exactly right. Or somebody who works for him. Stephen you also have friends from college, your series on netflix you were talking about before. I understand you brought a clip here today and its all people who have gotten together after ten or 15 years. Since they graduated in college, theyre either 40 or right on the cusp of 40 and all living together back in new york city, and the clip were about to see is a clip with me and fred savage. I play an author and fred savage is his agent and theyre trying to brainstorm ideas for a new y. A. Novel and theyre speaking to a young lady whos part of the demographics, what would appeal to you. Stephen okay. Jim . Im bleep frankenstein. What if hes a hodgepodge of sexy body parts . Channing tatum. All right, channing tatum. I think thats helpful. Stephen colbert, though. What . Hes, like, the most normal version of every part of a person. What part of i bleep Stephen Colbert arent you getting . Youre an outlier in your demographic. Stephen thats a great show thats a damn good show as far as i could tell laughter did she write that in just to play on the show tonight . We filmed that clip just for today. Stephen we have to take a break. Back with more keeganmichael key. Stick around. cheers and applause band playing [dale call duck squawk] theres one. What is that . Its my dale call. [engine revving sounds] thats way better than my duck call. If youre on a diet of taking it up a notch. Its just different. Drink diet dew. The only diet with dew in it. [lau hing] everything is better now. Ooooooooo everything is better now. Hey ooooooooo everything is better now. Hey waaaaoow, waaaaaaow, waaaaaaow, waaaaaaow everything is better now. Yoheres your reward. 100,000th point. Can i get one more . 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Its really hard to catch up. Stephen its hard to leapfrog that. Its hard to leapfrog the comedy calve said thats him on a moments notice. Stephen you cant get crazier from that. Weve gone from the ridiculous to the sue brim and back to the ridiculous. Stephen speak to have the sublime, president obama is very measured. Leads a very considered life. Stephen exactly. And you played luther for many years, obamas angry translator. I did. Yes, i did. Stephen if you dont mind, i got ya right here, there are very few things weve heard from president obama since he left office, literally just a couple of sentences out there talking about policy. I was wondering whether i could read what obama has said and luther could translate that for all of us . I dont see why not. Stephen youve got to be feeling something. There is probably something brewing up in luther. Stephen ready . Yeah. Stephen this was on june 22nd. Yep, mmhmm. Stephen this is a plea to save healthcare on facebook. He said, simply put, if theres a chance you might get sick, get old or start a family, this bill will do you harm. Okay. All right. laughter come on people, trump care . More like trump dont care. Don, t, care. Dont care. I fought for the a. C. A. To help people. I also spent a year in open bipartisan sessions, and everybody had a say. All the republicans, all the democrats so what yawl hiding, huh . Now why would you do that . I dont know, maybe cause yall dont want anyone to see that you just cooped in a dungeon over a kettle making up a potion with bat wing and eye of newt . Yall gonna kill some people. But you know what, you running out of help. cause most folks want this country to still have People Living in it. I would say, you people make me sick but i cant afford that cause i wouldnt have no damn health insurance. bleep . cheers and applause stephen on may 25 laughter is he still here . Is he still here . Hes still here. Stephen okay, good. On may 25 in germany, in an event with angela merkel, he said in this new world we live in, we cant isolate ourselves, we cant hide behind a wall. I spent 8 years tearing down walls. And this mother bleep wants to put up a wall . laughter jon yeah cheers and applause i mean you know what i mean . Obamas trying to break em down and hes trying to put em up and now he wants to make it see through so when people throw 60 pound bags of drugs over the wall you wont get hit on the head. laughter what the bleep is that . i seen a lot of movies from the 80s and aint never seen nobody died from a head injury. Let me see, scarface nope, less than zero nope. Cheech and chong . Drugs, yes. But head injuries . No. No. No. And 60 pounds, who they got throwing these things . What, jon cena got a mexican cousin . Just back there chucking bags . Just back there chucking bags cheers and applause laughter cheering everyone in the white house, yall lost your damn mind. laughter hey, im going to tell you one last thing. Hey, i thought i was on a forced retirement. But it looks like obama still needs me. And i am back. cheers and applause Stephen Luther hamlet is at the public theater. Friends from college on netflix. Keeganmichael key, everybody well be back with Cillian Murphy more kinds of crab than ever, new dishes, and all your favorites. Only while crabfest lasts. Red lobster. Now this is seafood. We, the people, cheers and applause band playing whats going on here . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the pizzaordering fee and the dogsitting fee. And the rummage through your closet fee. Who is she, verizon . Are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. 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He now stars in Christopher Nolans dunkirk. Please welcome Cillian Murphy. cheers and applause band playing stephen welcome to the late show. Thank you. Stephen mee nice to meet yo. You, too. Stephen im a fan of your work. Thank you very much. Stephen i did not know youre irish. Oh, really . Stephen your american accent was so good you fooled me. Thank you into can you be fooled by people doing an irish accent . Occasionally, yeah. I guess, yeah. Stephen but most of the time not . There have been some successful irish accents i guess in the course of cinema history. Stephen lucky charms guy, obviously. Obviously is that do you get lucky charms in ireland . Lucky charms dont exist in ireland. Stephen the leprechauns hide them from you. Yeah. Stephen the trix rabbit . I dont know him. Stephen who would do a better irish accent. Are you willing to name names. No. Stephen do you still live in ireland . I loved in london the last four years and we moved back to dublin. Stephen nice town. We just went there. Are you irish . Stephen all irish. Colbert, i dont pronounce the t to sound more pretentious. laughter actual Catholic Education . Yeah. Stephen did you have to take latin. Did that for one year. Stephen didnt take . Not really, nope. Stephen did you study over there . Did you study at the gate or anything like that . Never studied as an actor. Started off doing theater. Stephen i thought you had a band to start off. Yeah, i have a failed career as a musician. Stephen okay. Thats what i wanted to do. I really wanted to be a musician for years and years, and then the theater just became more, i suppose, like that was the form of expression that became more relevant or whatever. Stephen when sphwroag growing up, did you sing traditional irish tunes, ballads and things like that . Not really. Stephen thats the stereotype. Yeah. Stephen youre down at the pub singing. Yeah, we were down to the pub, not necessarily singing. Just drinking. Stephen well, the new movie dunkirk is an extraordinary story for those people who dont know it. Strangely enough, not a lot of people know this story. If we can put a map up here, jim. Can you explain to the people what happened at the battle of dunkirk . You can see it behind you. Oh, behind me. Yeah wow, youre put meg on the spot here. Well, its before america came into the war, its 1940, and its basically a retreat, an ehaving weighs, and theres like 400,000 men on the beach in dunkirk. Stephen the British Forces are trapped. Exactly. They have been picked off from the sky by the german air force. Stephen and if this force is defeated, thats pretty much it for england . If it had gone the other way, we would all live in a very Different Society today. Thats the significance of this moment in history, and it had never really been dealt in modern cinema. Theres a film with john mills and dick atenberg but recently not been dealt with, you know. Stephen and one of the extraordinary things is people use their ordinary boats. Yeah. Stephen not naval vessels because it was shallow. Yeah. Stephen so the naval vessels couldnt pick people up so ordinary people went out in their boats. Thats the thing that makes it so extraordinary in terms of military history is that the destroyers couldnt get in because the water was so shallow, so all these, like, normalcy vilian people took their holiday vessels and went over and picked these guys up. They got 300plus thousand soldiers off the beach. Stephen and only 26 miles from dover to dunkirk. There you go. Stephen and the people on the beach could see england but couldnt get to it. Yeah, it was a crazy time. Stephen now you play a british servicemember who is floating in the channel, right . Yeah. Stephen gets picked up. Whats the clip were about to see . So my character, we see him after some sort of unknown catastrophe and hes sitting inside the hull of, like, a Border Security and then hes picked up by this vessel called the moon stoner, and mark is the captain of the boat, and hes picked up and realizes quickly that rather than going home hes going back into dunkirk and hes pretty messed up. Stephen jim . We havent turned around. A job to do. A job this is a pleasure yacht. Youre weekend sailors, not the bloody navy, and a man your age. Men my age dictate this world, why should we be allowed to send our children to fight it . You should be at home there wont be any home if we allow them to cross the channel. Stephen a lovely movie. cheers and applause thank you. Stephen stephen dunkirk opens this friday, Cillian Murphy, everybody. Well be right back with comedian matteo lane. Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow for more from my trip to russia plus my guests will be james mcavoy. Now stick around for james corden. 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