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Condola rashad. And musical guest flaming lips. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey nice to see ya. cheers and applause hey, everybody welcome to the late show whoo cheers and applause thats awfully nice. audience chanting stephen thats lovely. Welcome to the show, everybody please, sit down. Please. Well, folks, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause big news cheers and applause big news today out of the kremlin im sorry, i misread that white house. Heres the deal, yall you know how theres all this smoke about the idea that trump and his folks colluded with the russians to influence the election . And the trump people are saying, like, theres nothing to see here. . Well, i spy with my little eye, the attorney general of the united states. laughter because it turns out, Jeff Sessions spoke with the Russian Ambassador twice during trumps campaign. Even though, at his confirmation hearing, sessions was asked this by senator al franken about reports of collusion these documents also allegedly stated, there was a continuing exchange of information during the campaign between trump surrogates and intermediaries for the russian government. If there is any evidence that anyone affiliated with the Trump Campaign communicated with the russian government in the course of this campaign, what will you do . Senator franken, im not aware of any of those activities. I have been called a surrogate at a time or two in that campaign and i didnt have not have communications with the russians. audience reacts Stephen Franken didnt even ask if you were involved why did you volunteer to lie . southern accent well, id be happy to answer your question, senator. But first, let me stand on this rickety chair next to this full bathtub and please, hand me that toaster, if you will. Perhaps an english muffin or two down in here. What was your question again . piano riff cheers and applause no, officer, i did not see who stabbed the gentleman. By the way, as a young man, my name was stabby jack, but these days i control my thirst for blood with pure Old Fashioned stranglin. What was the question again . laughter now, the russian guy that he spoke to is sergey kislyak, the same Russian Ambassador that Michael Flynn talked to before he got the old kislyak of death. laughter now, sessions office had an explanation they say that sessions didnt lie. They say he wasnt meeting kislyak as a surrogate. He met with the Russian Ambassador in his capacity as a member of the Armed Services panel. Honey, i wasnt having sex with her as your husband. I was humping her in my capacity as a member of the Armed Services panel. Totally different. cheers so now, folks on both sides applause big humping fans. Huge humping fans here tonight. One imagines. Now, both sides of the aisle have called on sessions to recuse himself from any russian investigation, and this afternoon, sessions agreed. I have recused myself in the matters that deal with the Trump Campaign. Stephen you called yourself a campaign surrogate. Then, you lied under oath that you never met with the russians. So you dont have to recuse yourself because youve already bleep yourself. cheers and applause now we dont have to bleep that, right . We dont have to bleep that. Jon there you have it. Thats how it goes. Stephen and we probably wouldnt even know this much about the Trump Campaigns russian connections if it werent for some lastminute work by the obama administration. According to a new report cheers and applause according to a new report, obama officials fought to preserve evidence of Russian Election meddling. Its a good idea. Though i do believe there is one large piece of evidence sitting in the oval office right now. laughter the obama folks were worried this is why they did it. The obama folks were worried that after trump took office, the intelligence could be covered up or destroyed. Yes, trump could bury it where the public would never see it maybe with his taxes. laughter it was all an effort to leave a clear trail of intelligence for government investigators. Oh, oh, its a scavenger hunt, with clues hidden throughout the government the movie National Treasure is finally coming true nicolas cage, quick, check the back of the constitution. I knew it Vladimir Putins phone number cheers and applause piano riff i knew it was Something Like that also, also maybe check the front of the constitution, because theres some writing on that side thats pretty damning to trump, too. cheers and applause now, congress has finally started its russia investigation, with House Intelligence Committee chairman devin nunes saying, on a bipartisan basis, we will fully investigate all the evidence we collect and follow that evidence wherever it leads. Well, bring a flashlight because its pretty dark up putins butt. laughter you know, one of these things. laughter mr. Trump echoes laughter now, things are battery will go down unless you turn it off. laughter things are getting serious because the white house staff has been told to preserve all russiarelated materials. So you hear that, mr. President . Dont get that mattress steam cleaned yet. audience reacts speaking of yeah, yeah, yeah. Jon whoa stephen yeah, i like that joke, too. laughter speaking of donald trump, while his attorney general was going up in flames trump was down in virginia, addressing the military in newport news. Or as he calls it, newport fake news. Trump was on the deck of the brand new carrier, u. S. S. Gerald ford, and he debuted a new look. You know, they just gave me this beautiful jacket. They said, here, mr. President , please take this home. I said, let me wear it and then they gave me the beautiful hat. And i said, you know, maybe ill do that. I have no idea how it looks. Stephen like grandpa just stepped out of the changing room at the Army Surplus Store . cheers and applause just, what do you think . What do you think . applause you buy it . laughter trump proved right away that he understands the modern u. S. Navy. It really feels like a place. You stand on that deck and you feel like youre standing on a very big piece of land, but this is better than land. Stephen congratulations. laughter youve just described a boat. laughter and applause its like land its like land its like land on water. But its dry. Its like a hotel, but its on its side, its not sinking, and theres no room service. The worst. laughter and as befits the commander in chief, trump went out of his way to compliment the men and women in uniform. Our navy is great, our navy is great. Our people are great. Great. laughter and applause stephen your vocabulary, on the other hand, could use some work. But everything else, great. Now, say hi to jon batiste and stay human, everybody cheers and applause band playing cheers and applause stephen wow, this russian thing is developing so fast. So fast. Its a new thing every day. And heres the crazy thing, it is only getting out in the public because of white house whistleblowers. No one knows who these people are. cheers and applause and donald trump is getting very frustrated, and he thinks he may have found the source of these leaks. I think that president obama is behind it because his people are certainly behind it, and some of the leaks possibly come from that group. Stephen i dont see how obama could be behind these leaks. I mean, hed have to be in trumps inner circle. We have a picture of trump with his cabinet, dont we . Okay, now pull out, jimmy . Ahha jon yeah yeah laughter stephen hes so clever. But this is great news for me, because if trump thinks the leaks are coming from obama, then he hasnt caught on to my supersecret source inside the white house. Which means its time for another edition of late show president ial leakrets. cheers and applause stephen welcome to late show president ial leakrets. Now, im about to speak with my supersecret source, high up in the trump administration. To protect his or her identity, we have dimmed the lights, and put him or her behind a screen. Hello, anonymous source. Hello, stephen. Stephen well, im glad your voice is still disguised. Me, too. The machine has two settings now. It has this low mode, or. I can switch it to a jon batiste setting. Stephen wow. That laughter and applause that really sounds like jon. Yeah where ya at, yall . Hoo laughter stephen so, tell me. Tell me, anonymous source, what is the mood of the white house right now . Well, you know the phrase whistling past the graveyard . Stephen yeah, ive heard that. Its like that, but no whistling. laughter its just all graveyard. Stephen so, theyre pretty upset about this Jeff Sessions news . Well, a little. But mostly theyre upset about katy perry and Orlando Blooms breaking up. I mean, it doesnt get any more romantic than naked paddleboarding. And we all know, Orlando Bloom has quite the paddle. laughter stephen okay, but its clear now, sessions met with the Russian Ambassador twice before the election, but that he denies discussing the campaign. How deep do sessions ties with the russians go . Oh, really, really deep. Russia is, of course, the home of the enchanted tree, where sessions and his family bake all those cookies. laughter his code name is e. L. Fudge. Stephen how do you know that . Lets just say, a little bird told me. laughter comrade comrade cheers and applause stephen well, any idea of where trump goes from here . At this point, Everybody Knows theyve got to appoint a special prosecutor. Stephen okay, who will that be . Well, theres a lot of names floating out there, but right now, its been cut down to either former solicitor general ted olsen, or trumps choice, matlock. laughter stephen hed be good, he would be really good. Now, this sessions business is overshadowing trumps very well reviewed address to congress. Did the president write his speech himself . No, that speech was written by having a thousand monkeys type for a million years. Stephen so steve bannon didnt have any input at all . I didnt say that. Bannon brought the monkeys over from breitbart. Theyre white supremachimps. Stephen now, there are rumors that different factions are fighting in the white house, is that true . Yes, in fact, theyre fighting in the pit that trump had installed under the oval office. This morning, Kellyanne Conway gutted an intern with Reince Priebus sharpened femur. Stephen wait, wait, does that mean Reince Priebus is dead . Only the first one. His clones are fine. Stephen well, can you tell us why the president still refuses to release his taxes . Hes just a really modest guy and doesnt want people to know about the millions of dollars he gives to charity every year. Stephen i would never have guessed that. Because its not true. Its all the russia stuff. He claimed putin as a dependent. Isnt that right, little bird . Da bird attacks cheers and applause stephen anonymous source, everybody well be right back with hugh jackman. cheers and applause this weekend at kohls save on musthave trends. Pair pleats with a feminine top find your perfect Bomber Jacket and pick up an offtheshoulder dress. Plus, get 10 off when you spend 75 or more and get kohls cash too. Kohls. So tasty. And were gonna get the phone i his phone,ry sorry. Uh out of you. As soon as [ringtone] [ringtone] i have to, i have to take this. Just a little pinch. Sweetheart, i left my phone insi [inaudible muffled voice] im having phone. Issues. Bye uh, were gonna fix this, needless to say. [voiceactivated doubletone] okay. Resuming play. Oh mickey what a pity you dont understand snickers® satisfies. Windex that you dont even know its there . 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Then you know the drill. Im going to count to three, and youre going to start walking away. I have rights in this country. One. I have a lawyer now two. Three. Ah, ah you all right, boss . You know the drill. Now get the hell out of here. Stephen please welcome hugh jackman cheers and applause thank you, man stephen you just did you just did the real movie star entrance. cheers and applause whats that . Stephen i have noticed this. I have noticed this over the years, is that movie stars have a slightly different entrance than everybody else. Oh, really . Stephen yeah, they always, they take a moment, stand right over there, and they address the audience first. Patrick stewart did the exact same thing. Did he really . Stephen exactly, and uma thurman did the exact same thing, yeah. Youre a true movie star. Thats it. This is it. Ive made it. I mean, thank you. cheers and applause i have to thank you, publicly. Stephen what did i do . We hosted an event just over a year ago in central park stephen oh, i have a picture of it i was going to talk about it. This is yes, this is r. C. S. Stephen exactly, this is global citizen. Light as a feather, by the way, light as a feather. Stephen right, we cohosted, and you had a long trench coat on your shoulders. I came out for our second segment from way stage left, only to discover my eyesight has got that bad that i couldnt read anything. And under my breath, i said i cant read it and you said, what . , and i said, could you read it all . And so i stood there the entire time while you covered for me. Thank you stephen youre welcome. And i now have contact lenses, so thank you for that. Stephen i got your back, you carried me on your back. Yeah. laughter stephen well, the thing about this, the thing that i find very humbling is that we rehearsed this once we met at some rehearsal studio in the city. We rehearsed this once, and i got on his shoulders, and, and, i was afraid, i dont know why, that i was going to hurt your shoulders by sitting on them. But when i got off, i limped away from being on your shoulders. And my wife, our wives were there, and my wife said, are you telling me you hurt your leg from sitting on his shoulders . laughter it was really humbling. It was really humbling. applause thank you. Stephen now, what happened here . Did you get cut with the adamantium claws or something . Yes, i have hit myself many times over the years. But this is a basal cell carcinoma, which is the least dangerous form of skin cancer. Very common for aussies to have. But everyone should be aware dont be like me. Wear sunscreen, get checkups. But im all fine. Its all out. Stephen all right, okay. cheers and applause just too much time at the beach . Yeah, and english parents. Stephen and english parents, okay. We didnt know about the ozone layer. I think there was something about sunscreen. I dont ever remember my parents putting it on me. Maybe they did. Stephen oh, no, we rubbed oil on ourselves, as kids. There was a lot of that. Like, get burned, peel, two or three times beginning of summer and that was your base. Youre ready to go, mate. Stephen exactly. It would toughen you up, and then at the end of your life, they would just peel you, and make you into a book. laughter now, i heard you were 13 when you first decided you were going to make a life in the theater. Oh, wow. Stephen okay, is that a true story . Kind of. My father was converted by billy graham at a revival before i was born. So i was brought up in the church, and we went to a revival meeting. And i was about 13 and i remember looking up at this minister i think hes called a minister he was up on stage; having a very, very strong sense that i would one day be up on a stage in front of a lot of people. Like, not, i would like to be; just, knowing that would happen. So that was when i was about stephen did you think maybe you were going to be a preacher . Yeah, at the time i thought, well, maybe as a preacher or Something Like that. Just a slightly different religion, like comic books. laughter but thats you know. laughs stephen when did you find out there was another option . Like, you could go up there because youre a lot of people people dont know you necessarily as a brilliant stage actor, because they know you from all the movies, but ive done it since i was five. So, theater, for me, from when i was five. I did camelot when i was five. Stephen who were you . Were you lancelot . I was the king. Stephen the king, okay. The king, man. Come on. Stephen oh, sorry. I was the king, had the crown, didnt quite fit. And i remember it, halfway through the song, the crown falling, literally over my face. For half a second, i was mortified. Stephen like a dog collar . Yeah, i was five, i was six. Not even all the way down, just embarrassingly right in front of my face. And then everyone laughed and i thought, this is all good its all good, doesnt matter. So that was sort of when i got hooked, when i was five. Stephen well, that actually, one of the reasons i got hooked on comedy is that i found out because i had done drama for years, and then i found out that if youre doing a comedy, and you bleep everything up, you still get a laugh. Yeah laughs stephen like, this is for me laughter you know, one thing, when i met you and your family, your son found you funny. I remember that. He really like, does that happen all the time at home . I remember him laughing. You were telling jokes, i looked over, and your wife and your son were laughing. I thought thats amazing, like normally. laughter and applause it is, right . cheers and applause it is amazing. You didnt stephen we have a good time with each other. I laugh at them, too. Yeah. Like, i remember my son having a friend come over, he was about 13, and the guy was peppering him with wolverine questions, over and and my son was like, nothing, and im in the room next door and finally i hear this, listen, my dad is nothing like wolverine. He is not tough; he is not cool. Dont ask me anything more about it. Right . laughter stephen i my kids are really funny. I steal jokes from them all the time. I stole this joke from my son Mitch Mcconnell had just been made the Senate Majority leader, because the republicans had taken over the senate, a few years back. And, and my wife and i were talking in the front seat and my son in the back seat goes, he must have been about ten or Something Like that, and he goes, Mitch Mcconnell is that the same Mitch Mcconnell ive never heard of . laughter very good stephen i was, like, stolen stolen were going to take a break going to start charging. Stephen well take a quick break and be right back with more hugh jackman. Stick around, everybody cheers and applause the valiant taste times of death, but once uh, excuse me, waiter. I ordered the soup. Of course, maam. My apologies. Cmon, caesar. Lets go. Caesar on a caesar salad . Surprising. Excuse me, pardon me. Whats not surprising . How much money matt saved by switching to geico. Could i get my parking validated . Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. New degree ultraclearnt saving black white. Othes. No yellow stains on white clothes. No white marks on black clothes. New degree ultraclear black white. It wont let you down. So tasty. ,, come on dogs just wont quit. Neither does frontline gold. Its triple action formula is relentless at killing fleas and ticks for a full 30 days. Good boy. Go for the gold. cheers and applause stephen welcome back, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause as you can tell by the excited crowd, were here with our friend hugh jackman. Now, listen, the good news is youre here. The bad news is this is the last time we get to see you play wolverine. Yeah. Stephen now, that was the first movie you did, right . Your first movie was wolverine . First american movie, yeah. It was 1999 when i got cast, so just over 17 years ago. Stephen why dont you age . laughter i am for those who dont know the story, a little older as logan, than this. And people say, oh my god, it must have taken hours. But literally, i would roll up to the set, and james mangold, the director, was like, roll the film, now. This . Three hours. Three and a half. laughter stephen now, because youre not going to play the role any more, can we look forward to, finally, fat jackman . laughter because weve seen all the stories, ive seen you working out with scott pelley, ive seen you, like, fit. That would be a real challenge with you as an actor just to get fat by the way, thank you for the baguette and the cheese you had up in my room. I thought, this is the beginning. Its gone. Stephen this is what it is. Its gone. Stephen have you have you do you actually all here, ready to go stephen yeah, i can tell. laughter but you must, like, must be excited, because you do have to, like, be in, like, a training regimen when youre shooting, right . It is, its sort of unbelievable to me, what i did for 17 years, which i got better at as the time went on. And the first one, i thought you could get into shape in three weeks, and i turned up, and the director had to push all the shirtoff scenes to the very end, four months later, yeah. So stephen he looked at you and he goes, no one wants to see that. Really he really said, were going to have to hide the camera here. If you go back and see that movie, some embarrassing shots. But stephen not really laughter so now, yes, now im eating and loving it, and sometimes just waking up at 2 00 in the morning just to go and have breakfast cereal, you know . And then go back to bed, with it in my lap. laughter stephen now, i understand youve got a, you have a particular regimen for when youre going to do the shirtless scene. Yes. Stephen whats the i find out the date, which is the shirtoff thing, and its about a threemonth runup. So you have to be in pretty good shape, but the three months before, this is very specific. And it finishes stephen three months . Yeah, and it finishes with dehydration. Dont do this at home. Its really you increase your water intake up to, like. Im trying to think what the gallons is, but you have about ten liters of water, which is what . Is that three gallons of water a day stephen theres no way to convert that. Theres no way to convert that. laughter stephen yeah, okay. You drank a lot of water. A lot of water. And then you stop about 36 hours before you shoot, but because youve drank so much water, your body you are peeing all the time. Stephen thats a day and a half. Right, so, then you have nothing stephen you know, if you go three days without water, you die. Yeah, so you go as close as you can stephen so get halfway to death, and they go, roll em and then, put the claws on, dammit so you lose like ten pounds of, all of this, water weight. Stephen wow. Really, dont do this. Stephen heres my plan. If i know there is a shirtless scene coming up, what i do is, i for the three months ahead of time, i do nothing and then i quit the day before the shirtless scene. laughter works out every time. Perfect. cheers and applause stephen now, i was talking to Patrick Stewart about it last night. Ive seen the movie, absolutely beautiful movie. Thank you, thank you. Stephen and as i said to him, while it is in the family of the xmen universe, its a huge departure tonally, and its incredibly moving because youve gotten to know and love these characters, and you see them brought low in ways you never thought they could. There is a vulnerability to your character and professor x, who is entering sort of a senile dementia. What was it like to play this whole other level of the character for you . It was so much fun. It was probably eight key people, including the studio, you know, who really believed in doing something a little different. Stephen whose idea was it . Well, i woke up, 4 00 in the morning. Literally, i have a tape, it was a memo today, two years ago, 4 00 in the morning, i bolt upright and i kept thinking of the wrestler and unforgiven, and i thought, how cool would it be to see wolverine, not so much just out, just taking people out you do see that, by the way, but stephen you do see that, in ways youve never seen before. Yeah. But actually, getting to see what happens afterwards. What is it like for the soldier who returns home and tries to find peace with his life, because really, hes a violent character and has dark demons. So i rang james mangold, the director i mean, its easy to say, lets do Something Like unforgiven and shane and wrestler, and then he went off and wrote it and directed this beautiful movie which im really, really proud of. Stephen well, it is, its a beautiful film. Thank you. Stephen i recommend everybody go see it. And i just want the xmen movies have been sort of, and the books before them, the comic books before them the xmen have represented so many different, sort of marginalized populations, but i just want to ask you this question. I meant to ask Patrick Stewart last night. If it turned out that there were mutants among us, that had, like, claws and psionic abilities, wed have to round them up, right . Wed have to. laughter theyre dangerous. Theyre dangerous. laughter yes, but lets put them to good use, and lets make them happy. Lets put them, maybe, in a kind of home with massages. Stephen okay, i know what side youre on. And let them eat. Can we let them eat . Stephen i think youre describing yourself. Its me. Sorry. Stephen well, thank you so much for being here, hugh. Logan in theaters tomorrow. Hugh jackman, everybody. Well be back with Condola Rashad cheers and applause red lobsters lobsterfest is back with 9 lobster dishes. Try succulent new lobster mix match or see how sweet a lobster lovers dream can be. Theres something for everyone and everyones invited. So come in soon. Various shouting heigh ho its off to work we go woman on the gulf coast, new exxonmobil projects are expected to create over 45,000 jobs. And each job created by the Energy Industry supports two others in the community. Altogether, the industry supports over 9 million jobs nationwide. These are jobs that natural gas is helping make happen, all while reducing americas emissions. Energy lives here. Today, unlimited gets the network it deserves. Verizon. mic thuds uh, sorry. Its unlimited without compromising reliability, on the largest, most advanced 4g lte network in america. thud uh. Sorry, last thing. Its just 45 per line. Forty. Five. cheering and applause and that is all the microphones that i have. vo unlimited on verizon. 4 lines, just 45 per line. So tasty. Deartheres no other way to say this. Its over. Ive found a permanent escape from monotony. Together, we are perfectly balanced, our senses awake, our hearts racing as one. I know this is sudden, but they say if you love something. Set it free. See you around, giulia cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody cheers and applause folks, my next guest is a two time tonynominated actress who stars in showtimes billions. You have no history of investing in securities, but on april 8, you invested your entire savings, 117,000, in dasan International Potash stock two days ahead of a merger that caused shares to rise. Now, are you some kind of potash expert . No. Just a potash enthusiast . What . Im sorry. Youre actually the Flight Attendant on the Corporate Jet of the bank that financed the merger. Stephen please welcome Condola Rashad cheers and applause stephen now, you have a very impressive c. V. As i said, twotime tony nominee. You are juliet versus Orlando Blooms romeo. Yes, that happened. Stephen you know hes on the market again . laughter hes on the market. Did you see his butt on the paddleboard . Did you see his butt on broadway . No. laughter stephen no, neither one. I have. Its lovely. laughter its absolutely lovely. Check it out, its online. Now, youre back for season two of billions. Yes, thats correct. Stephen i had Paul Giamatti on here. Yes, i saw that. Stephen and i was saying to him i also had maggie siff on and i was saying, i cant watch the show with my kids because theyve got the s m relationship. Yeah. Stephen can i watch your scenes with my family . Yes yes, yes. Kate sacker has a little bit of a potty mouth, but beyond that stephen oh, thats fine. Thats fine, sure. Stephen thats good for them. Thats actually good for them. That toughens them up. Great. Stephen now, im not surprised youre in show business because your mom and dad are both in the biz. Yep. Stephen okay, your mom, of course, is felicia rashad. cheers and applause and your dad is ahmad rashad, and there you are. There you are, right there. audience awws did you always know you were going to be in show business . Yes, ive been an artist since i was young. I think what really helped that was my mother took me everywhere. And what i mean by that is, she took me not only to events, but i was backstage with her. I was in the rehearsal room with her. So what that did was, i never felt separated from who she was as an artist. She incorporated me into that. So when she would do, you know, she was off and doing plays, she would do plays in atlanta often, and she basically gave me the assignment of being her assistant. So i was in charge of waking her up from her nap, i was in charge of telling her when it was time to do her vocal warmup, getting her tea ready. I would sit in the audience and i would take notes. I brought them to her a few times. If i didnt hear a line, i would be like, you know, that line at the end of it, you just kind of dropped off. And, i need more. laughter stephen wow. She was stephen wow. Were you tough on your mom . Totally, totally stephen thats what you want. Yeah, you know, ive got to push her to be her best. Stephen did you go to work with your dad, ever . I did. Stephen which was more fun . Well, ah, its hard. Its hard because theyre both fun for different reasons. Like, my dad, going to work with my dad was fun because i got to eat a lot of candy. My mom stephen why candy at your dads . Because it was a studio, so theres just candy for the crew. You know, and my dad wasnt as strict with, you know, what i ate, so i could sneak candy all the time. It was much easier to do it at my dads work. Stephen all right. Now, since your dad, you know, was a former n. F. L. Player, and a big guy, did that intimidate, like, boyfriends, when you were younger . Did that scare off anybody . It didnt scare off anybody. I think everyone kind of played it cool. But, yeah, i can imagine it was pretty intimidating. For my fiancee now, it was prety intimidating. He had to he facetimed my dad the day before he proposed, so i can imagine that was a little bit stephen did your dad know it was coming, or did he just, bring, bring, daughters hand in marriage, please. No, essentially, yeah i mean, we had been together for about two years, but my dad spent a lot of time with him, so i think he knew it was coming. Stephen were you there when it happened . Like, had he already asked you and then you he said, now i have to clear ut with your dad . No okay, so what happened was, is that i had planned this i turned 30 in december. And i had planned this huge trip to mexico. So we were there. And i, and i planned this one day where i was going to surprise everybody else on the trip, and i took them on this amazing boat ride. So, im sitting there, and my sisters are sitting right here, and im sitting at the very edge of the boat, and im looking out at the ocean. And the next thing i know, i hear turn around. And i did, and there he was. And i remember as he was asking me i was literally at the edge of the boat all i could think about was, like, okay, but, so, quick, put it on, because this could easily turn into a titanic situation. We dont have scuba gear here, get it on the finger because, look, we dont have time. Stephen now, the character that you play on billions, who is assistant d. A. Kate sacker, its a kind of wonky role. Did you have to bone up on the legal issues on wall street . Yes, and i think the best because you can do research, and in terms of looking things up, and of course, thats helpful. But for me, it really helps to have someone talk to me about it, and luckily, my sister, she is an attorney and she works for the mayor in atlanta. So, shes kind of my goto. Whenever i have a question, i call her. Like, so what does that mean . Stephen make this sound real. Yeah, basically basically, yeah. laughter stephen does she ever get frustrated because you had her you have the job . Oh, totally she was like, way to get the job i wanted. But youre playing it, and im the real one here. Yeah, shes totally stephen and you didnt even have to go to law school. Totally frustrated about it. Stephen wow. And im guessing your job pays better. laughter sadly. Stephen well, it was lovely to meet you thank you so much for being here. And you as well. 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Stephen here performing there should be unicorns, please welcome back our friends the flaming lips cheers and applause yeah, there should be unicorns the ones with the purple eyes it should be loud as bleep hope the swans dont die there should be burning sun and naked slaves and if the police show up well give them so much money it will make them cry and forgive us yeah, there should be unicorns the ones with the purple eyes not the green eyes yeah, there should be unicorns the ones with the purple eyes not the green eyes yeah, there should be unicorns the ones with the purple eyes not the green eyes yeah, there should be dayglow strippers ones from the amazon some edible butterflies we put ketchup on some motorcycle stunts that always crash and if the police show up well bribe them into helping us steal the light of love from the rainbow sluts that live next door yeah, there should be unicorns the ones with the purple eyes not the green eyes yeah, there should be unicorns the ones with the purple eyes not the green eyes cheers and applause stephen thanks, wayne. Their album, oczy mlody is out now the flaming lips, everybody well be right back. ,,,,, codogs just wont quit. neither does frontline. Thats why theres frontline gold. With its easy applicator frontline gold delivers powerful protection that doesnt quit for a full 30 days. Its triple action formula is relentless at killing fleas and ticks. Frontline gold. The latest innovation from the maker of frontline plus. For persistent protection you can trust. Good boy go for the gold. Frontline gold. Available at your vet. Stephen good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org

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