Remember the iphone you bought last year . It was the coolest thing you ever put on your face . Well, as of 12 00 this afternoon, your phone sucks now. Apple introduced the new iphone. Tich phone 7 today. I have to say i should have seen this coming. After the iphone 6, of course they would come out with an iphone 7. Apple ceo said it was the west iphone weve ever made. I hope so. If it isnt, why even put one out . The coolest part of the new iphone, it actually rolls its eyes whenever someone passes by with the old one. If you missed it, heres part of the big announcement from san francisco. I would like to invite my colleague phil up to the stage. Phil . [ applause ] hi. How are you . This is the new iphone. It has no head phone jack and and thats kind of it. Okay. Bye. Jimmy short and sweet. I dont know if this water resistant things a good idea for apple. They do realize half the reason people even get new felonies to is because they dropped the old one in the toilet. If they ever make them shatter proof, it will plummet. The big cng removing the head phone jack. If that happens theyll remove one feature every nine months until theyre selling the little round button at the bottom. Only apple would make an announcement about taking a feature away. They have wireless head phones called pods. I always want to pay 160 for something that will he immediately get lost in my jet black. Now you have a choice between black and jet black. Jets arent even black anymore, by the way. Theyre clearly just screwing with us now. Speaking of screwing with us, you know donald trump has been saying he has a plan to defeat isis . It will definitely work but he cant tell us what it is because he doesnt want the enemy to know . Yesterday he revealed the plan. So i will convene my top generals and give them a simple instruction. They will have 30 d to the oval office a plan for soundly and quickly defeating isis. Jimmy so the plan is to tell the generals to come up with a plan . Why didnt anyone think of that years ago . 30 days. Is this a plan to beat isis or a Sandra Bullock movie . 30 days, he is running for president like hes running a Dominos Pizza franchise. Plan given this. I know more about isis than the generals do, believe me. Jimmy we believe you. 30 days is plenty of time on. Celebrity apresent it is, they would have to get it done in a week. So trump was on fox news last night where he inadvertently treated us and bill oreilly to our unintentional joke of the day. Hillary, just so you know, bill, hillary has no package. Jimmy true when you think about it. He notices the little things. Thats what makes him so special. They were both in new york for what was billed as the first ever commander in chief forum. I never thought this would happen to me. You dont remember that . No porn fans from the 80s . Anyway, from time to time we like to slow donald trump down a bit to half speed to savor his words. When you dial them back to half speed, you get a brand new edition of drunk donald trump. Why would anybody that is getting rid of emails that had to do with the wedding and also wasnt it remember, right . Yoga. Yoga. Yoga and the wedding. Jimmy yoga and the wedding. [ applause ] yoga and the wedding. Wasnt kate hudson in that one . Another reality show news. Were less than a week away from a new season of dancing with the stars season 38, starts monday night. The cast was up bright and early night. If this doesnt get the mirror rolling for you, i dont know what will. . Jimmy well, i know who im voting for. It will be maybe the best season ever. Stay tuned. Now, its time for something educational. What they call a high could nnc idea. Someone who is high watches a product being made and he has to figure out what the product is. Guillermo, you understand what im saying, right . Yeah, jim. Jimmy explain it back to me. Well have snoop dogg watch a video of how things are made. And feel free to guess along at home. This is snoop dogg. Big snoop dogg rolling with the most. Shaving and shedding some wood. Yeah. Sculpture. Nice, nice. Thats ivory. Cut up some ivory. Im going to guess theyre making chess pieces. I may be jumping i get it. It is a baby paddle for a baby boat. What is it . It is something. Wait a minute. It looks like the blunt tip. See that . What is this . Okay, okay. Is it a bong . Is it a vape . Five or six people can hit it at oh theyre making a bag pipe. This [ bleep ] bag pipe. See, thats how you make the wrong type of pipe. [ applause ] jimmy thank you, snoop. When we come back from the break, were going out to the street. Well find men wearing ugly summer foot wear and then well set that foot wear on fire. Alright, hows this for a tv show. Sous chef. Lawyer by day, prepcook by night. Also, his name is sous. No. Sloppy joseph. 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Girl 1 hey, thats a great color. What is it . Girl 2 i call it free fuchsia. Huh . Yup i picked it up using my kohls cash. How do i look . Smart. Rn kohls cash and treat yourself to just about anything. Now thats the good stuff. Tmobiles coverage is unstoppable. We doubled our lte coverage. And, with extended range lte, it reaches farther than ever. Now you can stream video and music free in more places without using any of your data. From skylines to coastlines, out in the country, deep in the city. We got you covered. 311 million americans and counting. And we wont stop. Jimmy hello. Welcome back tonight on the show, music from bastille. They try on pass Halloween Costume off. It is exciting. You get the first look at what nobody will be wearing this spring. Doesnt everybody just wear yoga pants . Any way, kanye west unveiled his fashion show. I watched this in its entirety. They streamed it on the web. Women Walking Around dramatically if what looked like giant ace bandages. Other than that, it went off without a hitch. Its fine. Kanye isnt much of a shoe guy any way. Of course, no fashion show would be complete without a walk down himself. Heres kanye. I dont know what this music was. It sounded like Close Encounters of the third kind. So kanye inspects his troops. Then he sees something and he runs off and then he is just gone. Never to be seen again. I mean, for real. Like a dog spotting a frisbee. He just ran off into the park. Where have i seen Something Like how did it go, great, you said you learned a lot of things. What do you think he took away from today . 90 luggage. Hold on. It looks like dr. Carson will try to final his luggage. Jimmy it is all coming together. It is all one story now. Today is fashion week. Now that labor day is behind us, i want to address something that i feel very strongly about. Summer is over. Something that literally shakes me to my core. Grown men wearing shoes that force to you see their feet. Flipflops, sandals, crocs. Let me look around. Women, its okay. But men, theres only one mans feet im okay with seeing in sandals. And his name is jesus. If youre anybody else, get a pair of skechers. Tonight were going to debirkenstock the neighborhood. Using force if we have to. My cousin sal is outside. Hi. Hi. Jimmy youre antisandal, right . Hate them. Jimmy never seen you in a pair of sandals. Never will. Jimmy in fact i dont think ive seen your sandals for years and years and years. He intentionally grew his toe nails long so he could scratch you with them. True or false . Jimmy so we want to you find some guys with offensive foot wear. Oh, yeah. Well though it in that burning tub. Bad, bad, bad. You have someone . Oh, yes. Stop him. Most certainly. Be very careful with this, sal. What is your name . Meat. What is your name . Meat. Mick. Where are you from . From brisbane australia. Are you on vacation right now . Yes. Jimmy its winter in australia, right . Were on the spring break now. Jimmy so now youve overcompensated foot wear wise, correct . Thats right. I its getting hot. Jimmy what are you wearing we call them thongs. Jimmy yeah, yeah. We call them that, too. What do you call those ten nubby things attached to your foot . Are those toes or yeah, yeah. Wow. I like to think of people just waking up right now. Im hoping he belongs to a very understanding motorcycle gang. Jimmy what do you do for a living, mick . Im a security that will be great. Would you do me a favor . Take those thongs off and hand them to my cousin sal for just a second. Just like one second. Just hand them to him for one second so we can get a great look at them. It is so hard to see them down there on the floor like that. Do i trust him . Jimmy oh, yeah. Dont worry. You can trust him. This is great fun for me. Dont run away with them of thats all i have. Jimmy dont worry. Hes not going on run away with them. He may run but it will not be with him. We would like to have the other one if we could, too. I think one is enough. Jimmy im very ocd. Okay. One is fine then. Now what were going to do is clean them for you. So ill give these good purifying. Yeah. Look at that. So mick [ laughter ] jimmy mick, it is an american thing. We do just a joke. Jimmy we do it for all our favorite visitors. Is that right . Jimmy it means we like you. Is that what you do with australian people . Right now. Yeah. Mick, cousin sal has something for you. Give them thing. Where is the thing . We have a Gift Certificate for you to the dsw shoe store down the street. Go to the store. Thank you jimmy buy yourself something decent, okay . Yeah. It is just around the corner. What happened to the Gift Certificate . Try not to get somebody so big this time. Jimmy what do we have here . Okay. No, no, no. Keep looking around. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. Yes, those are unacceptable in any season. Who do we have . Go ahead. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Hello, sir. Jimmy whats your name and where are you from . Im not telling you. Im just down here to see spiderman. Jimmy oh, you are. Well, theres a lot of them out there. You can take your pick. Dr. Phil, would you mind throwing those crocs into the fire . How will i get home sf. Jimmy walk around like the people that to go your okay. You can come inside now and well give you a nice pair of loafers to wear. Really . Im invited in . Yeah. And watch out for the guy named mick. Jimmy dr. Phil is here. He will be with us in a moment. Bastille. Dicky portions of . Jimmy kimmel live . Are brought to you by head shoulders. Follow head shoulders on twitter to learn what theyre up to this nfl season. Woah youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Woah, woah youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. vo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Discover card. 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Jimmy what about how handsome i am . Jimmy hi there. Welcome back. Her new show premiers tomorrow night call better thing. Pamela adlon is here with us. And then it is called wild world. Bastille from the samsung outdoor stage. Tomorrow night tom hanks will be here and well have music from kaleo. And friday we have a new show with eddie murphy, from . Stranger things . Gaten matarazzo and music from schoolboy q. If you like your doctors big, bold, bald and baritone, our first guest is your guy. He is host of the mostwatched talk show on Television Season 15 of . Dr. Phil . Premieres on monday, please say hello to [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good to see you. I was thinking about you today. Ill bet you were. Jimmy i was thinking about, you have the summers off. Youre off, right . Well, im not taping. Im not doing shows. Im not a mint julep. Jimmy i would think it is a real bummer to go back to work. You have all these weird, crazy people to talk to on your show. I dont refer to them that way. Jimmy you dont . I refer to them as people needing help in their lives. Jimmy its weird. We think of our guests as weird and crazy people. Jimmy i would say thats how god only knows what you say about me when im gone. Jimmy i save it all. Never waste an ensubtle behind my back. Jimmy did you have fun . I did. We went to europe for a couple weeks and hung out. The whole family. Well, not the whole family. Jordan my son didnt go. Hes in a band and theyre on tour. But jay went and erica, his wife, our two fwranld kids and jimmy do you wish your son wasnt in a band . Oh no. If its winter and theyre in a bus. Jimmy it didnt seem like youre the kind of guy who would mike sort. Youre a no nonsense type. Why do you say that . Jimmy these are my perceptions of you. Well, change it. I like it. Jimmy i think were making a lot of progress. Besides americans recognize you . Were on in 57 Foreign Countries so yeah. Jimmy 57 . Yeah. Jimmy so people will be watching in bangladesh and theyll see you like the can balance killer or the woman who blinded herself with draino so she could fulfill her life with being blind and then they think this is what americans are like . Yeah. Jimmy whats the opposite of an i think thats what you are. Why do i keep coming back . Why do i subject myself to this [ bleep ] . Jimmy im just here to help. I can tell youre here to help. The problem is when they translate. Sometimes i speak, when they try to translate it, it doesnt always translate well. Sense in english a lot of times. See, im lobbing you soft balls. You say that dog wont hunt in countries where they eat the dogs. Its hard. Jimmy there are those countries. Yes, there are. Jimmy have you ever eaten a dog yourself . Not that i know of. Jimmy theres a television though on cbs that is based on you as a young man, yes . Yes. Not a young man. But it was based on my life jimmy before the dr. Phil show. I was a litigation consultant. And we kind of broke that whole industry open. And it is called bull. And it starts on september 20 on another network. Jimmy i said it was cbs. Shhh. This is a guy who plays you. Did you intentionally play guy with big beautiful hair . No. We put glasses on him so you could tell us apart. Jimmy i see. Were you involved in of the todaying him . Of course. Jimmy how did Stephen Spielberg get involved as executive producer . Does he know hes executive producer of the show . Yes, he does. Jimmy he does. Im executive producer i know what Stephen Spielberg and my son jay and justin and darrell frank. And we just got this show together. And it is about, theres never been a show on television. It deals with what really drives verdicts in america. It is not what people think it is. Jimmy what is it . Were pulling the curtain back and showing what drives verdicts. You go in there. The hair has a 3 x 5 cards. It has your address and date of birth on it. But we know a whole lot more card. Jimmy so if someone is wealthy enough to afford a service like you provided, they can really cherry pick jurors. We did a lot of pro bono cases as well. Court appointed cases. If we had 300 people in the jury pool, we knew more about them. Jimmy how did you find out . We had pictures of their houses and their cars. We knew who they were dating. Jimmy really . We knew stuff jimmy is that legal . I dont know. [ applause ] jimmy thats a lot of work though. Yes, it is. It is a lot of work. Look. We taught people to tell the truth effectively to the people needed to hear it. Jimmy i see. You really wanted to make sure that jury was indeed of their peers. You dont want people there that have already made their mind up. You want people open minded and told. Jimmy did you ever feel like you got people who were guilty off . Of course not. Jimmy is that why the show called bull . No. Jimmy all your clients were innocent . Of course. Jimmy wow the jury said they were. Move the billboard for your show, bull, why is it called bull . We just picked a name. Jimmy put that up on the thing. I see this all around town. Now, this catch phrase that youre using. Is that based on a real life event . Did Stephen Spielberg approve this catch phrase . Pretty clever, dont you think . Jimmy i think clever, sure. This is fictional, right . First commercial break that i didnt break. Jimmy i see. Youve never broken in any laws in that capacity . Im not answering that question. Jimmy the real dr. Phil colonels back monday with a new season. What horrible thing do you have up your sleeve . We do a lot of good things. Jimmy do you . You should put some of those on tv. Because i [ laughter ] jimmy i see a lot of runaways. Seriously. I need to make a note. I need on quit coming over here. No more jimmy kimmel. Jimmy all right. Ill just keep that over here. Look how handsome you are. Come on. People will be surprised but this is the 20th anniversary of it is the biggest unsolved murder of our time. Jimmy true or false, her family were all unfairly accused of that murder. Jimmy its never been solved. In that 20 years, the one person known to be in the house the night of the murder is her brother burk. Jimmy he didnt do it either. In 20 years, burke has never spoken publicly. And the interrogations tapes. One of them that was not legally gotten and two that were legally gotten, were done about that time. And then they mysteriously disappeared for 20 years. So he is the missing link in this mystery. And after 20 years, on monday, i am going to sit down and interview the brother, burke ramsey, about what happened in that house that night and i have interrogation tapes. Jimmy you recovered them yourself . So im going to have burke ramsey and the interrogation tames. Jimmy unbelievable. I dont know where this comes. From every year it is a new thing. Yes, it is. Jimmy congratulations. Im sure youll be watching. Jimmy dr. Phil, everybody. The new season come back september 12. Well be right back. . Took a turn. Whats the speed limit in here . Dad should we tell them there are more . Theyll figure it out, eventually. . Nope. . A how do i retire at 50 side. . Hang in there, dan. . Sure, you can keep the kitty side. . . Thats why theres nationwide, . . Helping to grow and protect your many sides. . . Nationwide is on your side. . To feel this special. You need to eat this special. . Start your day with crunchy wholegrain flakes. And real strawberries. Special k. Eat special. Feel special. Before taking his team to state for the first time. Gilman go get it, marcus. Go get it. Coach gilman used his cash rewards credit card from bank of america to earn 1 cash back everywhere, every time. At places like the batting cages. . [ crowd cheers ] 2 back at Grocery Stores and now at wholesale clubs. His players something extra. 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I dont know that dude. Me, neither. . Featuring odell beck hal jr. , check out head and shoulders on twitter. Jimmy well be right back this is shaving. A blade, another blade, many blades, sharp blades blades here, blades there. Some more over there. Whoa thats not another blade. This is gillette shielding. With lubrication here and here Gillette Proshield with lubrication before and after. The blades shields from irritation for a close, comfortable shave. Proshield from gillette. The best a man can get hold onto your forks. Endless shrimp is back at red lobster. That means you get to try as much as you want. Of whatever flavors are calling your name. Seriously. Like new garlic srirachagrilled shrimp. Its a little spice. A little sizzle. And a lot just right. And try new parmesan peppercorn shrimp. Helloooo crispy goodness. And the classic. Handcrafted shrimp scampi. You cant get enough of . Still gonna floor you. It may be called endless. Its stunningly beautiful, a Perfect Blend of performance and design. The worlds thinnest laptop, the new premium hp spectre. Sir you need to turn that off now. The new hp spectre with intel core i7 processor. Hp. Keep reinventing. Ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side. With the blue cash everyday card from American Express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Throw. Its more than cash back. Its time for some Straight Talk. Most Wireless Companies offer nocontract plans, but getting a new phone. Usually means getting locked into a contract. Theres a better way with new Straight Talk plus, get a Samsung Galaxy s7 for as low as thirtyone dollars a month, no contract. Cancel any time, no penalties. Its time to ask yourself. Why havent i switched . Add our unlimited plan. On americas largest, most dependable 4g lte networks. Find out more at straighttalk. Com . . . . . The new ford escape. Life is a sport. To those who dont run from mud. But through it. Who know it wasnt a day at the beach. Unless someone got buried. To the fullbacks. Gearheads. And those with green thumbs. To the sticky. The stinky. Even those who get a little icky. To all the beautiful mess makers, keep it up. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Still to come, bastille. You know our next guest from the great show . Louie. . Now she has her own great show on fx called . Better things . It premieres tomorrow night at ten oclock. Please welcome pamela adlon. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good to see you and congratulations on the show. Youre great in it. The writing is great. All the other actors are great. It really came together nicely. Do you feel like you set out whatever you were wanting to do, you did it . Yeah. At first i was like, what kind of story i am a going to tell . Do i work in a beauty shop . Do i tell a different story . Do i have a chinese son . I dont. Jimmy would you like a chinese son . I would. I would take one. I decided that it is best to really tell my story so i decided to tell my story. It is me and my daughters and a family of four. Im raising three teenage girls myself so i thought that was the most interesting story i could tell. Hell. Not for the faint of heart. Jimmy do your kids get involved and say this would b good story . Yeah. They pitch stories to me. They say mom, you have to do this one. Mom, you cant do this one. Jimmy oh, really. So they recognize when the light bulb goes off. Absolutely. But theyre very supportive. They are watching me kind of lift this whole group up and it has been an amazing experience. Jimmy by the way, your dr. Phils. So much better. This is the billboard. I love this billboard. I drive by this every day on the way to work and i didnt know this was you. Every day i thought, i have to google that. I was driving. Then by the time i got to work i forget about it. And i did it like nine time in a row. I know. It is pretty scary. It is like wheres waldo . My friends are seconding me picture from all over l. A. And new york. My kids are seeing it. Im driving with my 16yearold im like, shes on her phone. Dude, dude, look out the window. What, mom . Holy [ bleep ] oh, my god and she starts filling me in. Shes right here right here to the bus. And im like jimmy did you flip over so they recognized you . Comfortable with that. With my ass than my face. My daughters all ride Public Transportation and i really live in my town. So thats much better for me. Jimmy no one will ever recognize you from that unless you collapse in the street. Other than that. So the show, you produced it, did you some great els with him on [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy is he like your spirit guide when it comes to figuring out what youre going to do . Yeah. We actually are creative muses for each other. Weve been working together. Jimmy maybe you are his spirit guide then. I think i am. Jimmy youve done a lot of animated work. A lot of people dont know, you hill. [ applause ] jimmy and the fact bart simpson is played by a female voice actor. Thats right. Jimmy have you played boys before . Well, i kind of started out on camera maze boys and doing gender bending things which was weird. I would jimmy i have a photograph here. What do you have . Oh, my god. Jimmy this is from the red foxx show. Youre reds s whats going on . Im Tony Rutledge hey i held up the news stands. Jimmy i loved red fox. He was unbelievable. I was his son. I was his little white son. And he would be liker you cant be in a bedroom with me . Because i was actually a girl. Jimmy why was a girl playing a boy on his show . He wanted to foster a kid. So i went in the audition in drag as paul siegal. Thats my maiden name. I never should have changed it. Really big mistake. One of the worst of my high of. So i went through all the different castings as paul siegal. And then they changed the pilot so that they have quarter the way through you find out that im really a girl. So you know, red would get nervous about having scenes with me like hanging out in his bedroom and he adopted me. So i got replaced by sinbad. Jimmy how old was sinbad . Yeah. Me and sinbad. I always took my parts. Jimmy wow person. Jimmy now that you say it, youre kind of interchangeable. Were really alike. Jimmy thats amazing. Did you really get to know red . Oh, yeah. We got very close. He offered me 7,000 if i let him suck my teeth. [ laughter ] jimmy were they in your mouth at the time . Is that weird . He said i had beautiful he didnt mean it. He was joking around. Jimmy why 7,000 . He didnt mean it . Thats a very specific number. We were very close. He was very sweet. In the end we had some fun transactions. It was the 80s i dont know what to say. Jimmy well, it is very good to see you. I highly recommend the show. . Better things . Premieres from bastille. . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live z23eqz zvpz y23eqy yvpy im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. Donald trump i could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and i wouldnt lose any voters, okay . And you can tell them to go f themselves you know, you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever. You gotta see this guy. Ahh, i dont know what i said, ahh. I dont remember. Jimmy thanks to dr. Phil and pamela ad london. We ran out of time so we apologize to matt damon. Nightline is next but first, their album . Wild world . Comes out on friday, here with the song . Good grief . With some help from the cletones, bastille . . Watching through my fingers watching through my fingers . . Shut my eyes and count to ten . . It goes in one ear out the other out the other . . Burning bright right till the end . . Now youll be missing from the photographs missing from the photographs . . Watching through my fingers watching through my fingers . . In my thoughts youre far away . . And you are whistling a melody whistling a melody . . Crystallizing clear as day oh i can picture you so easily picture you so easily . . Whats gonna be left of the world if youre not in it whats gonna be left of the world oh . . Every minute and every hour . . I miss you i miss you i miss you more . . Every stumble and each misfire . . I miss you i miss you i miss you more . . Watching through my fingers . . Caught off guard by your favourite song will i be dancing . . At a funeral dancing at a funeral . . Sleeping in the clothes you love . . Its such a shame we have to see them burn shame we have to see them burn . . Whats gonna be left of the world if youre not in it whats gonna be left of the world oh . . Every minute and ev hour . . I miss you i miss you i miss you more . . Every stumble and each misfire . . I miss you i miss you i miss you more . . You might have to excuse me ive lost control . You might have to excuse me ive lost control of all of my words . . So get drunk call me a fool put me in my place put me in my place . . Pick me up up off the floor . . Put me in my place put me in my place . . Every minute and every hour . . I miss you i miss you i miss you more . . Every stumble and each misfire . . I miss you i miss you i miss you more . . Watching through my fingers watching through my fingers . . Cuz every minute and every hour . . I miss you this is nightline. Tonight, disability fraud. This navy veteran wheels his way on to easy street until he ran into legal trouble. Caught in the act. Convicted of staying well over a Million Dollars in v. A. Im not faking anything. 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