Transcripts For KNXV Jimmy Kimmel Live 20160813

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In his words, one nation means one language, and he felt insulted. Former neighbors of a missing boy sharing their concern over jesse wilsons well being. They last saw him a year ago when they lived in avondale. Would often be locked out in the afternoon and hed knock on doors asking for snacks and drinks. I made them sandwich, and they came back again and knock on the door again, and wanted more food. Another neighbor told abc 15 when he asked the mom why her kids were left unsupervised, and she said she was have been trouble getting them day care. Jesse wilson has been missing since july 17th. And re kingman Real Estate Agent that vanished without a trace two years ago. The bottom line is Sidney Cranston jr. Is still missing, and were pleading with the public to help us find him. Its officially a homicide investigation, and theyre offering 5,000 for information about the suspicious disappearance. Before asu opens the football season, and the renovation at the stadium still has some time to go. You will see thousands of new seats and backs and cup holders replacing the old bleacher, and stairs many place of the old ramp. Also more bathrooms and concession stands. Reporter im kim tobin here live outside of an officer involved shooting here in mesa in the area of country club. This is hunter and grand. Police tape covering up the entire area. We do know that a possible homicide suspect was being contacted by police. There was a shooting here. We know officers are okay. Were not sure about a possible suspect, but i did speak with a neighbor who said he saw a man in hand cuffs, and he tells me around his house, so were waiting to learn more. Right now theyre gathering, were hoping for an update from police. Back to you in the studio. Now to the most accurate forecast, and a few isolated showers this afternoon across the valley. Were drying back out, and it was a hot one. Only getting hotter through the weekend. Today near normal at 105, but all the humidity made it feel even worse. Right now the humidity at 35 percent. Dewpoints still in the 60s as we sit at 9 phoenix sky harbor. 96 at phoenix sky harbor. Glendale and goodyear still in the upper 90s at this hour, and across the state 55 at flagstaff, and 64 currently in show low. Tonight mostly clear state wide. 40s and 50s along the rim. Bullhead city at 85 a, and gila bend at 84, and casa grande at central desert and areas to the west, and Lake Havasu City and bullhead city, scorchers above 110. Phoenix about 105. Sedona at 97, and show low at 84 degrees. Closer look at the valley. 80s in the overnight forecast. Early morning lows across much of the east valley in the low to mid80s, and highs tomorrow hitting 103 in mesa and fountain hills, 104 in tempe and gilbert, and 106 in avondale, peoria, and glendale for tomorrow. Heres how it breaks down hour by hour. 85 at 6 00 a. M. If youre an early riser, nice through about 8 00 or 9 00. Then the 90s as we carry the afternoon forecast into about 1 00. By 2 00, the triple digits hit, and 105 will be the temperature right around 4 00 in the afternoon here tomorrow. Now, the uv index will be extreme. Were under another uv alert, ten minutes or less without sun notary in mind if youre headed to the pool. And an ozone air alert issued for tomorrow and sunday as well, so throughout the entire weekend air quality unhealthy for sensitive groups, so limit your time outside this weekend. Sunday 106. Theres a slight chance of a few mountain showers and thunderstorms here tomorrow, but phoenix should monday 107, tuesday 108, and then toward the middle of next week, humidity increases, temperatures drop a pit, and a slight bit, and showers back in the forecast wednesday, thursday, and friday. And there was a big opportunity for younger players tonight. Reporter yes, and we talk welcome back to university of phoenix stadium. Raiders in the first preseason game, but we saw some good things from the starting offense. Namely carson palmer, 73yard drive, but stalls on the oakland 7. Theres a 25yard field goal. The other guy looking like hes ready to play better in his Second Season is david johnson, number 31. He had three carries for 31 yards, including a 23yard run on his third carry of the night. Then that rookie out of texas, brandon williams. He was tacted early, gave targeted early, gave up a touchdown and a couple of completions but had a fumble recovery. The cardinals fall 3110, and the biggest improvement every season they say comes after that first game. The good things, i liked the way we started. Played well. Showed up ready to play. I thought individually there were some really good things with the young player, although collectively it was not very good. Reporter so not very good for the young guys. Now weve a lot of work to do between now and next week. Reporter busy week for sure. No time on the beach. There were some very happy fans out here. A lot of happy fans, but specifically some abc 15 fans that won. Sandy rodriguez won the contest, and she and her guests got to check out the pregame on the field, then watched the game from the stands, and you guys they were pumped. My heart is pounding. Im exciting to be here. Its my first time actually being in the stadium, and then reporter and sandy and her friends arent the only ones who will have this great experience this preseason because were doing it again for the cardinals broncos game september 1st. To enter simply download the abc 15 app, and then look for contest entry. Good luck, everybody. Wed love to meet you and hang out with you. Reporter and its neat, you get to come down and hang out on the field before the game. Reporter nearly get hit with footballs. Thats part of it too theyre enormous, huge, you have no idea how big the gentlemen are. And youre so close to them. Definitely worth putting your name in and trying to win. Reporter yeah, you feel tiny next to them. Thanks so much. The cardinals take on the chargers in san diego on friday, kickoff is right here. Back live topmast now, our crews following an investigation good beginning on the officer involved shooting. We know officers fired multiple shots. Nostossers hurt, but no officers hurt, but still waiting for a police briefing. Much or on www. Abc15. Com and abc 15 mornings. Trending now, the absolute worst bets you can make at a sure it can be a fun place to go, but isnt it more fun to win . Of course. The five worst bets, if black jack doesnt pay three to two walk away. Otherwise its a money grab for the casino. And your odds are better keeping the 20s. Never take the insurance, it only insures more loss. Pretty bad bet, but walk past the flashy one, the basic are the best choice financially, and of course good luck. I have idea what you guys just talked about. Maybe at last a good thing. Probably [ laughter ] and heres a look out there. First of all some pretty hot temperatures heading into the weekend. Theres the break down hour by hour. Noon tomorrow in the 90s, and 5 00 p. M. Temperatures until triple dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, salma hayek from pitch, Mark Consuelos snoop dogg and music from grouplove. With cleto and the cletones. And now, more than likely, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Very good to have you. Hey, heres a tidbit i found interesting today. We are now 97 days away from the president ial election. We still have 97 more days of this. I have a 2yearold daughter. I realized this morning this campaign has been going on for more than half her life. I feel its been going on for more than half my life now. Donald trump is in the middle of where to start. First of all, he was talking about bernie sanders. And while he was doing that, he came up with a new nickname for hillary clinton. If he would have just not done anything, just go home, go to sleep, relax, he would have been a hero. But he made a deal with the devil. Shes the devil. He made a deal with the devil. Its true. Jimmy i like how he says, its true. As if he traveled to hell and confirmed it himself. Saw her with the shoes off, yep, devil. Calling your opponent the devil, thats going to be tough to reel back in if he loses and has to make a concession speech. Today i called the devil and congratulated her on her victory. Im disappointed but we now unite behind our president the devil. If he loses by the way its going to be the greatest concession speech in history, right . [ cheers and applause ] in the history not just of the united states. New york times had a big story about the five deferments trump got to avoid being drafted during the war in vietnam. Four of his deferments were because he was in college. The fifth was a medical deferment because he said he had a bone spur in his heel. Which fortunately healed up the moment the war was over. So his heel healed. Im surprised he had a bad heel. I assumed his heels would be the best. The best heels ever. But after that story came out a war veteran in virginia approached donald trump and gave him his purple heart. Handed me his purple heart. Now, i said to him i said to him, is that like the real one . Or that is a copy . He said, thats my real purple heart. I have such confidence in you. And i said, man, thats like thats like big stuff. I always wanted to get the purple heart. This was much easier. Jimmy yeah. Definitely. Anybody have a nobel prize they want to give him too . And maybe most damaging of all this stuff, he tweeted this photograph last night. In which he is feasting on Kentucky Fried Chicken with a knife and fork. And a spoon, even. Whats more relatable than a man in a suit eating Fried Chicken with utensils on board his private jumbo jet . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes just like us. Who eats kfc with a knife and fork . I dont even need a plate. The reason it comes in a bucket is you dont need anything. All you need is a face to eat kfc. Ill tell you, its tweets like these that make Chris Christie very jealous hes not trumps running mate right now. Trump has been lashing out at the media. Hes very angry with the media lately because they keep reporting all the things he says, which is totally unfair, makes him look bad. The clip youre about to see i think really sums donald trump if you were to drop donald trump into like a large stock pot and boil him, set him to simmer for a month until he becomes soup, if you were to pour that soup into a snow globe and seal it up forever, this clip is what you would get. Im very close to china. I have a biggest bank in the world a tenant of mine in new york. The biggest in the world, a chinese bank. Dont worry about that baby, i love babies. I love babies, i hear that baby crying, i like it. What a beautiful baby. Dont worry, dont worry. The moms running around like dont worry about it, you know . Its young and beautiful and healthy and thats what we want. Okay, we have the piggy bank. They have ripped us to shreds. Ripped us absolutely to shreds. Actually, i was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here. Thats all right. Dont worry. I think she really believed me that i love having a baby crying while im speaking. Thats okay. Jimmy its all there, right . China, a baby, he likes china, he likes the baby, he doesnt like the baby. Hes kidding, he wasnt kidding. Every iota of donald trump was right there in that 60second clip. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ive never seen a guy running for president flipflop and our final moment of trump time tonight comes from his rally in harrisburg where he slowed him way down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ slow music ] [ playing the tape slowly ] thinking all the time how am i going to and theyre turning and tossing and sweating and disgusting. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that trump vodka is strong. The summer olympics start on friday in rio. And the u. S. Mens Basketball Team is getting ready. They beat venezuela in an exhibition game over the weekend by 35 points. Afterwards, on the team playing, they celebrated with the number five song from may of 2002. . . And i need you and i miss you . . If i could fall into the sky . . Would pass me by because you know id walk a thousand miles . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. Thats quite a face. Carmelo anthony looks like hed rather have the zika virus than be on that plane. Into our opponents hearts, nothing will. Weve had a lot of fun so far but weve now reached the educational portion of the program. We recently teamed up with our friend snoop dogg for what has already become a very popular new guessing game. The way it works is we show snoop footage from a factory. We show him film of something getting made. Then we ask him to try to figure out what that something was. Feel free to guess along. Here is this weeks edition of this is big snoop dogg coming at you one more time, were trying to see what the [ bleep ] they making. Actually wait a minute is that cocaine . Offering to make some rocks . Hold on. This is wait, wait, what is this . Looks like theyre making cement sculptured light poles. Fire hydrants. Piggy banks. What is this . Ice cream. Oh a workmans hat. A lightbulb. A toilet. What in the [ bleep ] is this . Yarn. I cant figure this [ bleep ] out for nothing in the world, dog. Im trying my best too. Liquids. Oh, a bowling ball yall got me with that [ bleep ], that was tight. [ bleep ], [ bleep ] bowling ball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, snoop. We have to take a break. When we come back we go deep into the new season of bachelor in paradise and nate diaz of the ufc confronts his haters facetoface. So stick around, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . [ tires screech ] . Flo [ ghost voice ] oooo [ laughs ] jaaaaamie, the name your price tool can show you Coverage Options to fit your budget. Tell me something i dont know oh ohhh ya think . . Hey there. Hi, im looking for a deal on an iphone. I was thinking, something along these lines. Oh, okay. Well, how about this . Heres my answer. Is this you with a dinosaur body . Its just me with happy hands. It just means ill take it. Right now, buy an iphone and get another one free line. . . [ male announcer ] cats will do anything for the irresistible taste of temptations treats. What are you doing . Oh, here, check this out. . . [ meows ] today were talking about automotive awards. What if i told you there was a car company that received all of these awards . One company won an award in all of these . Chevy. Ahhhh chevy chevrolet is the most awarded car company over the last two years. I love it im just going to stay in here, is that okay . This summer find your tag and get 16 of msrp cash back on select remaining 2016 vehicles in stock. Thats over 4,100 cash back . Jimmy cleto and the cletones, that sounds great, thank you very much. Tonight on abc we were treated to the premiere of the new season of bachelor in paradise followed by tomorrow nights std results show. [ laughter ] its all part of the package. If youre not familiar with the bachelor in paradise they send a bunch of borderline personality rejects from the bachelor and the bachelorette on vacation together and get them drunk and let the magic happen. Were only one episode in. Already this is the best show starting with a physically fit but mentally not so much canadian named daniel. . Im back, america. Canadas invading. Were taking over. My names daniel. Im 31 years old. I was on jojos season of the bachelorette. Cant get rid of me. Im like a disease that just wont go away. Like herpes or something. I dont know if i want to be associated with herpes, but you know. Not a big deal, right . Jimmy right, right. Bottom line, dont get in the hot tub with daniel. So daniels buddy from the bachelorette, the monster known as bad chad, was in the house. Daniel was the only guy on the bachelorette who seemed to like chad. In mexico things got off to a rocky start. I just want to make out with youre not making out with anyone tonight. Impossible i already made out with her. Yeah, you did. You have a better chance of making out with a turtle than a girl tonight. You really havent your chances are slim to none youre making me want to throw your ass down. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Being honest and realistic with you. No, [ bleep ] off, man. Serious, man. Im [ bleep ] serious. You better not swing at me like that again, bro, ill take you down. Ill take you down in chinatown [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy take you down. I like the thought process there. Ill take you down. Threats are scarier when they rhyme in general. So chad got so out of control the next morning Chris Harrison had to convene a special Group Meeting about it which led to maybe the most shocking thing Chris Harrison has ever said on the show. This was a Second Chance for everybody to come in here and find love. Right, thats why were here. This was also a Second Chance for you. We all came here to be in paradise. In a matter of one night, you have turned this into hell. Being belligerent to the staff of this hotel huh . I was friendly to the staff of the hotel. You told everybody at this hotel last night to suck [ bleep ]. Jimmy well, you know. You say that kind of thing to the hotel staff, you will not get one of those chocolates on your pillow at night. So chris had to tell chad hes going home. Fortunately chad handled that with dignity and grace. Youre making this a lot look like a bitch, play into everything theyre saying. And you act like you see me, you didnt even watch it, you went to sleep with a memos sa and a robe on. You didnt even watch the show. You think this is fun and games . This is my life. Youre going to try to make me look like a bitch [ bleep ] . You, Chris Harrison, come at me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i wish he had. Or im glad he didnt come at him. I dont know. Is it too late for donald trump to change running mates . While were on the subject of fighting, there is a big ufc match coming up two weeks from saturday in vegas. Ufc 202. It is the muchanticipated rematch between Conor Mcgregor and nate diaz. Nate diaz won the first bout. Mcgregor is slightly favored to win this bout. We wanted to have some fun with this. We went on the street and we talked to a bunch of fans who think Conor Mcgregor is going to win. While they were talking smack about nate diaz and how great conor is, we had nate sneak up behind them. Ufc 202. Conor mcgregor versus nate diaz. Whos going to win and how . I think conors going to knock him the hell out. I think conors going to whoop him. Im excited. Im ready to see ufc 202. Conors going to whoop him, im ready, lets go. Whoa oh, whoa. I dont know why you want me to get knocked out. Whats going on here . Nate, whats up . Youre going to be great. Now, man. Represent its all good. I like this guy a lot too, though. I did say that right . I said that. No you didnt say that. I didnt say that . I love Conor Mcgregor, hes my favorite fighter, hes definitely going to knock out nate diaz at 202. Its going to be a completely different fight this time. Hes going to knock him out . Hes going to knock him out. There he is. Granted like he did last name. Last time he was taken for granted. This time conors going to take his time. Nate diaz i think is going to be the more confident one because hes the lucky one, got that lucky fight in. Hes going to come in i think a little more like conor oh [ bleep ] hes got the powers right here, get a picture. Come on, man. Thats nate diaz right there. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy see diaz versus mcgregor on ufc 202. Saturday, august 20th. Tonight on the show, oriante is sitting in with the cletones. We have music from grouplove, Mark Consuelos is here, be right back with salma hayek so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . Introducing tmobiles most epic deal ever and get 4 lines with 6 gigs each for just 30 bucks a line. Plus everybody gets unlimited streaming from their favorite services. Dont wait. Get a free Samsung Galaxy for everyone. So get tmobile now. Because our most epic deal ever is only for limited time. 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Get zero percent on select subaru models during the subaru a lot to love event, now through august thirtyfirst. To prove how authentic my new brewhouse bacon burger is im going undercover, at an actual brewhouse. Its awesome. Amazing what if i told you, you are eating a jacks brewhouse bacon burger from jack in the box. Not this one. Absolutely lying. And what if i told you. That im jack. Whaaaat . no way no porter ale cheese sauce, grilled onions, and bacon on a artisan potato bun. Jacks new brewhouse bacon burger, new from jack in the box. . Jimmy sitting in with cleto and the cletones, she has a band with ritchie sambura. Called rso. Is that Ritchie Sam Bure . Thats right. Jimmy im a genius. Tonight from the new movie nine lives and the forthcoming tv show pitch, Mark Consuelos is here. En angeles, california, this is their new album, its called big mess. Grouplove from the samsung outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, hugh grant will be here tomorrow. Nicky glazer, music from miranda lambert. Thursday, morgan freeman, music from young the giant. So please join us for all that. Our first guest is an oscar nominee who makes every day feel like feliz navidad. Voice to a taco in Sausage Party. Please welcome salma hayek [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you doing . Very good to see you. I was joke about you playing a taco but you are p i am playing a taco, yes. Jimmy you were born in mexico. Correct. Jimmy youre part lebanese. Yes. Jimmy your husband is french. Yes. Jimmy your daughter is american. Yes. Jimmy how many passports do you personally hold . When we travel its like when youre watching those movies, those people that need to get away and they are criminals and they go to the safe and they have this pile of different passports . This is my family. Traveling from place to place. Jimmy so when it comes to the olympics which are starting this weekend, who do you root, jimmy yes. [ laughter ] i have to root always first for mexico. Jimmy okay. Because thats where youre born. [ cheers and applause ] and also because the mexican athletes dont get the support that the american or the french or the english athletes get. Jimmy gotcha. So really, they have so much merit. To get to the olympics. Jimmy its harder. Its harder than it is here in the united states. Its harder, much harder. Jimmy what is the big sport . Is it soccer that mexicans are most excited about . Yes. I mean, were very good at some strange ones like archery. Jimmy really . Athletics, well walk forever, you know. All the training, crossing back and forth from united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy also diving. But im a huge soccer fan. So for me, soccer. We have this amazing experience because we got to have the last game against brazil for the gold medal. This was a very important day in my life. Jimmy was it . Yes, and my husband, my whole family had come over for the summer. Jimmy where were you . I was here in l. A. When i say my whole family, the mexicans know thats not likely. Thats a lot of people in one house. [ laughter ] and my husband had arrived like 2 00 in the morning and the game was really early. Then he was jet lagged and he couldnt sleep. Oh my god, i was nervous that i was going to be too tired for the game. And finally, you know, we went to sleep. But i didnt i couldnt wake him up because he went to sleep like two hours before the game. And then i woke up really early. And it was like a conspiracy. None of the televisions were working. Jimmy oh. Except the one in our bedroom. Jimmy oh. So i said to my 200 members of the family and the people that work in the house also wanted to watch the game. Were going to go into my bedroom but everybody has to be super quiet. [ laughter ] i am going to put the television in mute. You just got to watch and just keep it to yourself. Francois is going to be sleeping there. And i dont want him to see that were all invading the room. So everybody came, sat on the floor. There was no space. People started sitting on the bed. He didnt kn. He was practically cuddling with my father. Then the game started. And then mexico scored. First they were all quiet. But then they couldnt hold it. It was like scooooore he jumped out of bed. Jimmy wow. And saw all these mexicans in his bed, in the bedroom. He was terrified. And once we saw he was awake we start doing the mexican wave and and we just had a party. And we won. Jimmy and you won. [ cheers and applause ] one medal for mexico. Jimmy wow. You have a very understanding husband. What is the difference between the mexican wave and just the wave . The wave, its something you have stolen from the mexicans. Jimmy oh. There is not such a thing as just it is the mexican wave that you guys do. Jimmy i dont think so. I think we invented it. No. We invented the wave. J no, no, no. Jimmy yeah. Guillermo, who invented the wave . Wow. This is going to be a tough question for guillermo. [ laughter ] theres a lot at stake here, guillermo. In a way this is like when they put a puppy on the floor and it has to choose which parent to go to after the divorce. Who invented the wave . Guillermo mexico did. 1986. [ cheers and applause ] search by the way. If you have doubts you tell me what is the difference between the mexican wave and the wave. What is the difference . Jimmy well, there are mexican people doing it i guess is the only difference. But i think ive heard that it was invented in like 1981 up in Northern California and washington, in those areas, which is before 1986. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] no. They were not playing soccer in 1981 in Northern California and washington. Jimmy i didnt say it was for soccer. Its for football. The real football. [ cheers and applause ] the one where you do this. No, no. If thats the real football, why do they play it with their hands . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good point. Dont get me started. Jimmy oh, you dont like football . I love football. Jimmy you love football . Yes, yes. Jimmy i dont want to fight, i feel this was our first fight, its exciting in a way. I like it. Jimmy all right, you know who invented the wave. Maybe well do a little wave as we go into commercial. Salma hayek is here. The movie is called Sausage Party. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . Were talking double the data for just 10 bucks more. Thats 10 gigs of highspeed data. To stream more video. And more music. More whatever you want all on americas largest and most dependable te networks. Choose from two great plans our unlimited plan with 5gb of highspeed data. Or double your data for just 10 bucks more. Find out more at straighttalkswitch. Com spend 30 at target on everything they need for back to school. 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Double down on your coffee and candy cravings with dunkins new heath and almond joy flavored iced coffees. Get any medium iced coffee for 1. 49. We live our lives with all these rules. Some of them stop us from doing the things we want. Causing our deepest urges to be suppressed when they are gathering like wildfire between our legs. Did you say between our legs . Look, brenda. Im going to come clean. I have feelings for you i cant deny. Crotch feelings. Crotch . Sorry, but im not a soft taco, im a hard, horny taco. Jimmy salma hayek, Sausage Party. [ cheers and applause ] that was a hot dog bun played by kristen wiig. This is your first time playing a lesbian taco . Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Quite an adventure. Jimmy did you know what your character would look like when you got involved in this . No. I knew in mexico, for the mexicans, a taco, its always a soft taco. Its always round. Even if its a flauta and its kind of hard, its still one shape. I assumed that was going to be because with this taco shell form, its invented here, that you can take credit for. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you invented the hard jimmy the hard taco. I was going to say the hard, horny taco. Jimmy those arent horny tacos, theyre just tacos. They are hard. Jimmy they are hard, thats true. Im doing it again. This character brings out the worst in me. Jimmy does your husband know about this film . No. Jimmy he does not. I kept it really secret. And he looked at the internet. What this is Sausage Party movie . Theyre making a mistake. I said, its just the voice, its an animated movie. Hes going to discover how dirty it is at the premiere. Jimmy will he be amused . I think shell be shocked. Really when they offered me this part i was nervous. Jimmy it is. I say, i dont know that i can say those oh my god, im going to be nervous to say those things. And once they got me improvising, i was so surprised at myself of the things that i came up with. [ laughter ] that would come out of my mouth. That were dirtier than what they wrote. So i definitely have it in me. Jimmy your husband owns a soccer team, right . Yes. Jimmy which team does he own . He owns a team called ren. This is one of the reasons why i fell in love with him because i knew that i had another soccer passionado that i could live with and we could watch all the games. Jimmy unless he was sleeping, of course, right. Unless he was sleeping. He started taking me to the games in france and i discovered it was a whole different experience. First of all, we went where all the important people go. Sarkozy. Hollande. I met them all in this special place. Everybody goes crazy. Here they were all sitting like this. Jimmy oh, really . And of course things are happening and im going, all excited about it, and then francois is like, baby, baby calm down, calm. Calm down. And everybodys like this. And finally theres a goal. And you know what they say when theres a goal in french . Theyre like this. Boot and im going like, gooooooooaaaaallll jimmy boot . Boot, really . Be careful. Jimmy what does that mean . Be careful. Because i think i heard you say poot. Thats a whole other thing. Jimmy oh, that is, okay. No, no, no. Jimmy boot . Boot, not a p. Jimmy like the boot you wear on your foot . Yes, like that. Because with the p its how do you say this its like a