And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 704 Charlotte Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is exactly what im talking about. What a hot crowd. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. What a hot crowd. Welcome, welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. This is the show. [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre here. Im so happy youre here. Im your host jimmy fallon. Guys, it is fourth of july weekend. [ cheers and applause ] it is. This is when americans celebrate their freedom from the british, or as the queen put it, hows that working out for you these days . [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy actually i saw that airlines are expecting 3. 4 million travelers for the fourth of july. [ audience oohs ] yeah, and to get into the spirit, uniteds gonna throw some firecrackers at the people in coach. [ laughter and applause ] get in the spirit stop screaming [ laughter ] be patriotic. I read that Dulles Airport in washington d. C. Is expected to have its most flight delays over fourth of july weekend. The good news is, passengers flying out of d. C. Get a few extra hours with their mistresses. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy fourth of july is also the nathans famous hot dog eating contest. [ cheers ] nobody is quite sure what its in a hot dog, and its the same as the Republican Health care bill. [ cheers and applause ] heres some good news, trader joes just got its canned wine back in stock, in time [ cheers ] for fourth of july weekend, yeah. I dont want to sound like a a snob, but i prefer the canned wine from whole foods. [ laughter ] but a town in connecticut is telling people not to set off fireworks on july fourth, because it might scare bald eagles that are nesting in the area. Which will backfire when people realize, fireworks and a bunch eagles flying around, is the most patriotic thing ever. [ laughter and applause ] ive never cried during fireworks. But this week though, the white house said trump will travel to france to celebrate bastille day. Trump decided to go, one of the reasons is because he really loves the food there. He actually released a video about it. Take a look at this. This is donald j. Trump, and i know so much about france. I mean, more than anyone. And ive eatin all of their foods. For instance, ive had escargot. [ laughter ] crepes, creamy blu ray. Turtle fart. [ laughter ] rat in a tutu. And of course, fondle you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whats he talking about . Steve those arent right. Jimmy i dont know, man. Steve thats not how you say those words. Jimmy he was close on a a couple of em, but i feel bad for him. [ light laughter ] i saw that White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer will headline a fundraiser in rhode island this weekend. If you pay 200 you get a a picture with spicer. If you pay 500 you dont. [ laughter and applause ] some news from overseas, i saw that today germany voted to legalize gay marriage. [ cheers and applause ] everyone in germany was so thrilled they came this close to smiling. [ laughter ] it was really it was exciting. It was exciting. Get this, so i read about a man who wanted to propose to his girlfriend, so he got a tattoo on his leg that said, will you marry me . [ audience ohs ] yeah, she got weird when his dog was like, yes, a thousand times yes, yes. [ laughter ] well its the end of another crazy week, and since theres too much to talk about instead of giving you a full week in review we decided to put together a little montage. It just focuses on the key words used this week. Its something we call this week in words. Check it out. Pcpc summer is here school is out but are there still some issues to talk about like the travel ban or the bachelorette and rachels just not feeling it yet Health Care Bill still doesnt fly just dragging out through the month of july that vote delayed by the gop despicable me three heyo the white house briefings could be nicer now we have to draw sean spicer Work Together feel the love u. S. India friendship bear hug jimmy there you go. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have fantastic show. We have a legendary show tonight. Steve its insane. Jimmy we love this man, he is so funny. He is one of the best actors ever, alec baldwin is here tonight. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and oh, man. We love alec baldwin. Steve a delight. Jimmy plus we are we are so honored to have her on the show. Ive never met her before, but boy, oh, boy is she gorgeous and beautiful and cool and everything you want when you meet her. She is one of the voices in despicable me 3, the one and only, Julie Andrews is here tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] come on. Jimmy love Julie Andrews. Are you kidding me . Steve come on. Jimmy shes so awesome. [ cheers and applause ] the hills are alive steve look at that, shes singing. With the sound of music jimmy anyway, it was one one man show. [ cheers and applause ] my one man show. Steve tickets are on sale now . Jimmy tickets are available. Tickets are still available. Steve advanced sales. Jimmy also, our favorite magician ooh i like magic, i love magic. Quest, do you enjoy magic . Questlove i enjoy magic jimmy. Jimmy dan white is here. Hes the best. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a show, what a a show. Guys, today is friday, and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course, i send out some thank you notes. I was wondering [ cheers and applause ] so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, i would like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool . Do you mind if i do that . [ cheers and applause ] hey, james are you you got any big plans for the weekend . James, can i get some thank you note writing music . [ laughter ] this i appreciate it. Thank you, thats oh, beautiful. Steve oh. Jimmy its just perfect. Steve hes so sly. Hes a sly little dog. Jimmy thank you, trumpcare, for being like the art of the deal. Its got trumps name on it, but im pretty sure hes never actually read it. [ laughter and applause ] why would i read it, when i lived it. [ light laughter ] thank you, playing frisbee, for giving me the chance to yell sorry every 30 seconds. [ laughter and applause ] sorry. That one curved that way, sorry. Thank you, justin trudeau, for being on the cover of deltas inflight magazine. And for sitting like every guy in a coach middle seat. There you go. [ laughter and applause ] hey, where you from . Want to have a Tuna Sandwich . [ light laughter ] cant eat a Tuna Sandwich on a a plane. Thank you, wine bottle opener, for looking like e. T. s skeleton. [ laughter and applause ] never better. Thank you, riding lawnmowers, for not being called country zambonis. [ laughter and applause ] it should be accurate. Steve it should be called that. Jimmy why not . Jimmy thank you, plastic knifes, for being perfect for those times when you want to spend 20 minutes sawing away at a bagel. [ laughter and applause ] steve ive got a beard. Jimmy i didnt break the skin yet. [ light laughter ] thank you, diving boards, for making me feel like a doomed pirate every time i do a cannon ball. There you go everybody. [ cheers and applause ] those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with alec baldwin [ cheers and applause ] im going to take they sky jet. Ball park franks got their right here in the ballpark. They soon became a summer tradition, passed from one generation to the next. With the taste of 100 angus beef, ball park franks bring on summer. So thats the idea. What do you think . Hate to play devils advocate but. I kind of feel like its a game changer. I wouldnt go that far. Are you there . Hes probably on mute. Yeah. Gary wont like it. Why . Because hes gary. phone ringing what . Keep going yeah. laughs voice on phone its not millennial enough. There are a lot of ways to say no. Thank you so much. Thank you so were doing it. Yes start saying yes to your companys best ideas. Let us help with money and knowhow, so you can get business done. American express open. [ intense music playing ] ]ne. Its here, but its going by fast. The opportunity of the year is back the mercedesbenz summer event. Get to your dealer today for incredible onceaseason offers, and start firing up those grilles. Lease the e300 for 569 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a twotime emmy award winner, plus a threetime golden globe winner for his hilarious work on the very popular Comedy Series 30 rock. Hell be the honoree for the upcoming special one night only alec baldwin which airs sunday july 9th at 9 00 p. M. On spike tv. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome our good friend, the always entertaining alec baldwin [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about, there. That is what im talking about. Look at this, this is a movie star. I have to explain everywhere i go. I wish. I have to explain, i got an allergy and i have to wear these, cause my eyes are already kind of funky. Jimmy im always prepared. What do you have, rubber gloves . [ light laughter ] oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i fake chewed gum. I have fake chewing gum my love for you has completely changed now, man. [ light laughter ] its a different kind of love now. Jimmy heres whats great about you and your boys, and how perfect you are. You came up to me backstage why do i sound like bela lugosi . [ laughter ] jimmy oh my gosh. If youre playing the bela lugosi drinking game at home, thats two shots. [ light laughter ] i saw you [ laughter ] first person to say bela lugosi in 20 years. 25 years. Jimmy yeah, youre in the hallway and you came up to me and you looked at my mustache, you go, what is it . A bit . Whats going on, is it a a bit . [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy im not doing a bit grew a mustache. Youre so when you do that, how do you decide . Like, youre so handsome. Dont you think hes a good looking guy . [ cheers and applause ] they love you. Jimmy youre alec baldwin. No, no, and you grew that. Now what was going through your mind when you did that . [ laughter ] how drunk were you . Jimmy i wasnt drunk. What was going through your mind . Jimmy i was sober. What happened was, i didnt shave for a weekend and i had kind of a beard. And i go, maybe ill grow a a beard. And my wife said, dont do that. Everyones got a beard, grow a a mustache. [ light laughter ] so you grew a mustache, and you went to the bathroom the following morning youre like, hey, there he is. [ laughter ] jimmy hey, there he is. Yeah, thats what i say every morning. There you are. Jimmy its affirmation. Yeah. My therapist hey, there he is. [ light laughter ] i met somebody i liked today. Me. Jimmy me. Me. [ light laughter ] affirmations. Jimmy i want to say congratulations on everything. I want to every single thing you do, i love. And i want to talk about the roast on spike. Roast tribute on spike tv. But also donald trump, your impression on saturday night live, this whole season was unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable. As you know, the good news is is that you do it like that quick burst. Its the cold opening. Its five minutes. And youre not gonna do were not doing a 90minute movie with steven soderbergh. I mean, were like playing trump. Jimmy right. That wouldnt work. And its nice that we had good writing, and you get in and you get out and you get out quick enough that people dont realize you really dont do a a very good trump impersonation, you know what i mean . [ light laughter ] so i was the beneficiary of that. Were in, were out. Jimmy no, you were fantastic. And i just loved i want to thank you for the advice you gave me when i hosted. You dont have to wear the glasses anymore, you realize that, dont you . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, i dont have i dont have an allergy. You dont have an allergy. [ light laughter ] jimmy i just want to make you feel comfortable. Yeah. You rock. I want you to try these glasses on, too. You want to . Who makes these glasses . Who makes your glasses . Jimmy pilla. Pilla. Jimmy pilla. Of course. Jimmy pilla. I only wear pilla. I only wear pilla. Jimmy try em on. Are those pilla . Jimmy yeah. I dont want to give you my disease. So that means if i put them on, i keep them. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats the way it works, man. Yeah. How do i look . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy why fool around . Why fool around . Why even i mean, come on. Why even look at that. [ cheers and applause ] just a good looking guy. But you you rock those glasses, but you came up to me on saturday night live my new glasses. Pilla. [ light laughter ] jimmy do you remember you came up to me because i was hosting the show and i had this opening where i wanted to sing youre bowie. Lets dance. Jimmy i sang david bowie, yeah. And youre so musical. Youre so talented. You can move and everything. But you were really you seemed a little tense. You were like working it really hard like bowie had a hernia. Know what i mean . [ light laughter ] like bowie slipped a disc, he was in pain. And youre kind of like going, youre like and i said, man i said, jimmy, Everybody Loves you. Just smile, relax and enjoy yourself. You were like, yeah. Jimmy yeah, i go, yeah. I forgot, i was trying to hit the notes. I was worrying about the song. And youre like, you got the song. And you go, only you would Lorne Michaels change in the hallways of saturday night live. They literally took everything out of the hallway and stripped the whole place bare and dressed it as a set for you, like you were Liza Minnelli or something. [ laughter ] like you were cher. You know what i mean . But yeah, no, you did that and youre so musical, it was great. But in the beginning, you were like bowie had a little bit rash or chafe. He was chafed. Jimmy yeah, i was a a little i was nervous. I was nervous. So thank you, you really helped me. Thank you for that. How are the babies . Hows hilaria . I just saw her backstage. We did the roast. We can get to that in a minute, but my wife, brought my daughter carmen. That was the Biggest Surprise for me when people come out cause theres a few surprises. Jimmy oh, no. And carmen came out. Jimmy dude, carmen is a a star. Shes 3 years old, right . She is, really. So getting a little crazy. Shes so comfortable in front of the camera. Jimmy she is. My wife, oddly enough, the person who said the meanest things about me in the roast was my wife. [ laughter ] i said to her afterwards, you realize they give you these really nasty jokes, you dont have to say them. [ light laughter ] jimmy you dont have thanks, no, i love my husband. I dont wanna do this. She was like bang, bang, bang. [ laughter ] jimmy of course, a couple jabs in there, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy but man, oh man. You have the cutest kids. Look at these kids. I know. [ audience aws ] jimmy look at these kids. This is my daughter, carmen. Jimmy yep. Thats carmen, who is a a superstar. As if there arent enough other women in this house. Jimmy yeah. Glaring at them. Theres our son, leo. Jimmy yeah. Theres my son, rafael. Jimmy rafael. My love. Jimmy just so cute. Oh, my goodness. You have a video that i want to show. You realize, by the way, you and i have discussed this also, you know what this means, dont you . I have to work until im 85 years old. [ laughter ] im going to be a greeter in vegas. [ laughter ] jimmy thats your next move . Yeah, it is. Jimmy why not . I think you should keep having more of these beautiful babies. Theyre the cutest, nicest babies. I want to show a video here. Youre trying to carmen wants to know the impression. Exactly oh, you have that . Jimmy how to do the donald trump impression. Shes funny. Jimmy and shes asking you how to do it. Shes the best. Watch carmen. What day does daddy play donald trump . Saturday. We go like this with our hands and we say saturday, saturday, saturday. Okay, everybody. Its saturday. 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And every box and dvr. All included. Because we dont like surprises. Yeah. Like changing up the celebrity at the end to someone more handsome. And talented. Really. And british. Switch from cable to directv. Get 4 rooms with hd, dvr, and every box included for 25 a month. You need the best equipment. For the best ride. The best fit. And the best nights sleep. The Beautyrest Black hybrid features advanced memory foams for individualized support and a conforming feel. Youll find it exclusively at mattress firm, home of the love your mattress guarantee. If you dont love your mattress, exchange it or get your money back within 120 days. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i cant believe it. Ill shave it. Ill shave it. I cant believe it. If i told people what you just said, they would be appalled. [ laughter ] jimmy no, im saying, i know. You said it too many times. You said, youre a good looking guy. I go, yeah, i know. Youre just being nice. Oh, i thought i said, why grow the mustache because youre a goodlooking guy. And youre like, i know. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, no. I was trying i was trying to stop you. To swat me away. Jimmy i dont ever want to swat you away, please. This is all staying in the show, by the way. Jimmy talk about a a goodlooking guy, look at this. You get this book, right . Check this well, no, this is me when i was this is the same photographer. This is me now jimmy yeah. A little bit as what did pete say on snl . He said he said, you look like youve been soaked in water for 20 years. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not true. Thats me then 30 years before. Jimmy look at that guy, too. Oh, my gosh. [ cheers ] and the same guy well, the same guy. Jimmy same photographer took it . Youre very kind. Jimmy congrats on this book. Did you do book tours for this. Did you show up at a book shop anywhere . You know what i thought to myself . Tinas book sold, like, a a million copies. Jimmy yeah. And you tell yourself, you kind of calibrate. You go, im not tina. Im not a writer. I dont have her cred as a a writer, so im probably going to sell, you know, half as many as tina. Ill sell half a million copies. Jimmy yeah, sure. Of course. Youre alec baldwin. I didnt sell anywhere near half a million copies. [ light laughter ] jimmy why . Tinas book sold, like, this many copies, and i sold, like, this many. Jimmy real no. But youre alec baldwin. Everyone wants to know your but i have hairy arms, too. So, you know, like her cover. Jimmy bossypants the cover. Jimmy she had the hairy yeah, on the cover. But i did this book and, and they said to me, would you give us a writing sample because we dont know what kind of a memoirist you are. So before we make a deal with you and pay you, would you give us a writing sample . So, i wrote a chapter about when i overdosed on drugs in the 80s, and they literally said, we love it [ laughter ] i swear to god. Jimmy caring, really caring. It was great jimmy we want more we want more of that jimmy yeah, were you vomiting . Do you have more chapters of that overdose . Jimmy overdose, yeah. Hey, what is this spike thing . Is it a roast . Is it this is your life . Well, you know as well as i do because you have so many friends in that worlds that when they do the roast on Comedy Central jimmy yeah. Its a lot of people you dont know that well who they scripted a lot of material to kind of give it to you. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Its mostly funny, but mean. And with one night only on spike, its more like, this is your life. Its a tribute. And theres mean. Like i said, my wife was the meanest of all. [ light laughter ] and jimmy that is the best thing ive ever heard. No, its incredible. And then, the you know, it was really great. Jimmy who else was there . My daughter, ireland, showed up. That was a surprise to me. Jimmy awe. My daughter, carmen, showed up. That was a surprise to me. De niro showed up. That was a real surprise to me. And then, in the end, clinton showed up. Bill clinton showed up and brought me on the stage. [ light laughter ] bill clinton was you watch the film, the video when they show it. My mouth is on the floor. Jimmy its an actual surprise. An actual surprise. Jimmy see, that rarely happens on tv. Yeah, it was true. I was stunned. Jimmy i love that. I went to some award you got. Do you remember what you got, like an afi award, maybe . I think i got an award from the International Carpet cleaners association. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats what it was. Thats exactly what it was. I had the cleanest carpets. Jimmy three years in a row. I had the best customer award. Jimmy three years in a row youve won. Best customer award. Jimmy and, gosh, yeah. The award is just a rolled yeah. A stack of rolled carpets. [ light laughter ] but, man, oh man, when you look at your work and what youve done, i was just, like, oh, of course. I forgot alec did that. I go, oh, and then, he did that . And then, im like, i forgot he was in beetlejuice. i just forget these things. Well, you do. You make movies for a long, long time, and thats what you do. And then, that changes, and you get a little bit older, and they want young people to do the leading roles in the movies often. And you play character roles in films. And then, i met tina and lorne. I mean, i knew lorne from snl. Jimmy yeah. I knew tina from snl. But when i did 30 rock, that changed everything because all of a sudden, im you know, i didnt think i was the funniest person in the world, but i had great writing. So, we did the show. And then, ever since then, i mean, most of the stuff ive done was comedy. Its weird. Jimmy isnt that interesting . Yeah, because before that, i was like, you know, shooting people and killing people. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, you were, like, an action star. And maybe people thought it was funny when i was doing it. [ laughter ] jimmy no, they did not i do say, though, this is a a good beach read. Get nevertheless, and go to a a beach somewhere and read it. I want to [ laughter ] dont grow a mustache. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on i want to show a clip of one night only alec baldwin. Heres former president bill clinton paying tribute to alec baldwin in the tv special on spike, one night only, and watch alecs face. Take a look. He ended up going to George Washington university for two years, ran for student body president , then came back home to new york where he followed the then classic path from politics into soap operas. [ laughter ] and now that we know it works the other way around [ cheers and applause ] you need to think about running again. Youll probably win the next time. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he knows how to do it, man. Alec baldwin, everybody [ cheers and applause ] watch one night only alec baldwin july 9th at 9 00pm on spike tv. Well be right back with Julie Andrews, everybody [ cheers and applause ] all 10 seasons in one sitting. That was amazing. The ceiling is all spider webs. We missed grandpas 99th birthday. Im actively trying to stand up right now. And his funeral. Oh i have a beard. Oh a chip. laughter Binge Watching isnt always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. Thanks captain obvious. How long have you been here . Unlock instant savings now and earn free nights to use later. Hotels. Com. [woman] we did it. [man] were campers. Look at us. Look at us. Its so nice to get out of the city. Its so. Quiet. Is it, too quiet . Its awful. Yeah. Feel at home, pretty much wherever you are. Tmobile is americas best unlimited network. Im not the type to smushy garbages. You know what . Im going for it. You are completely and utterly. Awesome. Im glad you showed up. In my life i think im about to cry. You better not. Every single time i. Get down you always have. My back my back its really hard to describe. Its like. All these tiny little. Things . Yes. Yes. Things are actually. Friendship. [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an Academy Award winning actress who you know from her iconic roles in the films the sound of music and mary poppins. She returns as [ cheers ] yeah, sure. Give it up. [ cheers and applause ] how great is she . She returns as grus mother in despicable me 3 which is in theaters today. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only Julie Andrews [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness. Whoa, thank you so much. What a lovely welcome. Jimmy they just love you. I think everyone around the world loves you. What about you singing the sound of music just now . [ light laughter ] jimmy what do you mean, did you hear that . Of course i heard it. Jimmy its not a big deal, it just slipped out. And i thought, well if when they do the rerun jimmy it just slipped out. The i just do that for 40 minutes. You do . [ laughter ] jimmy then we take an intermission, and then when we come back i just hills for 40 minutes and then we take but i mean you know what . And when they do the remake, youd be a great contract. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] jimmy i mean, look at this right here. Just take a peek. Do you remember doing this . I mean, this is iconic. I remember doing that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Julie Andrews, is this a is it a sound stage . Is this real . Are you kidding . Thats the real, real thing. Jimmy this is the real deal . Yes, and we were out there for ages because the weather was not kind to us. Somebody forgot to mention that austria has the worlds seventh highest annual rainfall. [ light laughter ] and so we had a lot of rain while we were shooting. Jimmy and youre like, hello god, i have to spin. [ laughter ] i have to spin around. I have to twirl, i have to spin. No, no. A lot of the time we actually shot with rain. cause you know, you dont see it that much on camera. Jimmy you dont. No. It has to be an absolute downpour before its noticeable. Jimmy i guess now with hd, i guess its harder to get away with that stuff. Well, maybe. Maybe now. Jimmy but i mean, youre doing that i mean, its just gotta be tricky to i mean, i dont know, just acting in general. Well, you know, you do the best you can. And these huge sound speakers are in the trees, because youre lipsyncing. Jimmy wow. And so theyre belting out music and full orchestra. I dont know where they came from. [ laughter ] jimmy wheres the camera . Is it in a helicopter . Its a helicopter, yeah. We had this monstrous helicopter, had a cameraman very bravely strapped to the side where the door would be. [ light laughter ] and he had i told this so many times, jimmy. But he had a camera strapped to him, he was strapped into the copter and he was over like this. And it started at one end of the field and i started at the other and we walked together. And honestly, this thing came at me sideways sort of like this giant sort of crab coming at me. [ light laughter ] or a grasshopper or something. And then, i come into view, make my turn, cut, now go back and start again and you go back and start again. And every time the helicopter had finished, it went around me. But the downdraft from the jet engines just flung me into the grass. [ light laughter ] so we did this about six or seven times and i was spitting dirt and hay. Things like that. [ light laughter ] and i kept saying, couldnt you take a wider circle around jimmy just step back 10 feet away from me, please. All i got was just fine, were gonna for another take here. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh my gosh. It ended up being a a masterpiece. And ive watched the new version, the remastered version, the version with lyrics. Oh dear. Jimmy i own my god, no wonder you know it. Jimmy i know it so well and i love and now you have two youngsters growing up. Jimmy i do, i have three and a twoyearold. Well, theyre gonna get i hope, to see it one day. Jimmy absolutely they will, absolutely. Everything you do. What are their names . Jimmy winnie and frances. Winnie and franny, franny is what we call her. We dont know well, actually we call her noodle right now. [ laughter ] you come up with new names for your little kids. It works, peanut, noodle, anything. Jimmy yeah, exactly, thats what they are. Hey, can i ask you about your late husband Blake Edwards . You may, indeed. Jimmy i love and i love him, love him, love him so much, im gonna send him vibes oh, id wish youd have known him. Jimmy me too. I wish hed known you. Jimmy hes just the best. The pink panther, are you kidding me . [ cheers and applause ] the pink panther is one of the best films ever created. I mean breakfast at tiffanys. Jimmy the party. Breakfast at tiffanys. Yup. Ten. Jimmy ten. Yeah, all of them. Jimmy and also, when he got that honorary oscar, i always show everyone this clip because it really made me laugh. Jim carrey introduced him. Thats right. Jimmy do you remember he came out . Yeah. Jimmy he was in a a wheelchair. Yup. Jimmy and you go, oh thats too bad. It scared the heck out of me, because he wanted to do it and i kept thinking, what if it doesnt work, you know . And he was sitting in a a wheelchair on the side of the stage jimmy wheelchair and you go shot across the stage, grabbed his oscar as he went and disappeared. [ light laughter ] jimmy and then falling off and crashing through a wall. Thats right, and then coming out again and so on. It was a good stunt. Jimmy it was unexpected and i loved it. But thats what i loved about him. He always went jimmy was he a serious comedian . Oh, no, no. He actually was dark as well as funny. I mean, his humor was black humor. It was really bad sometimes. [ light laughter ] but hed work a story and work a joke and think, okay, you dont just slip on the banana peel. You then have somebody come along and you put your hat down and they put a little money in that. Jimmy yes. And then it starts to rain, and then what happens, you know . And then a dog comes along and lifts his leg. [ light laughter ] jimmy seriously, theres 50 jokes in one joke. In one joke. Jimmy yeah. And he would see how far he could stretch it. And then hed decide what he wanted to keep. But he wrote always with an extension and an extension. And tried to break what he called the pain barrier of laughing so much, that you dont know how to stop, you know . Jimmy yeah. What made you go to despicable me . The minion phase, what made you do this . Its because its the worst character i could possibly play. Jimmy yes. [ cheers and applause ] finally. Yes. Jimmy the dark side of Julie Andrews. Thats right. No, the thing is this. What have i got to lose at this point in my life . [ light laughter ] i tell you. Shes such a terrible mother. Shes awful. Jimmy awful. In the first film, they say, you know theres a picture of gru. And the children say to her, he looks like a little girl. And she says, yes, an ugly girl. And shes just the rottenest. But its such fun to do. I had a ball. Jimmy i gotta give props to illumination and Chris Meledandri and those guys, they really outdo themselves they do. Jimmy to make a great script. Theyre craftsmen beyond, you know, anything. Jimmy i would say in the very same vain of blake, theres 10 jokes in one joke. Yes, and then theres that one little extra thing that makes you go, oh, how delightful. How delightful. Jimmy i love it. I wanna show a clip. Heres Julie Andrews as grus mother in despicable me 3. Take a look at this. You wont recognize me, i hope. [ laughter ] oh, hello gru. Hi, mom. Its important to keep active in ones golden years. There you are, you cutie you. These are my diving instructors, vincenzo and paulo. Ciao, boys. So, what do you want . Mom, do i have a twin brother . How did you find out . Who told you . Wait, what . Its true . You never told me i had the brother. And you told me that dad died of disappointment when i was born. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] father died of disappointment. Jimmy you said it to your son. [ cheers and applause ] Julie Andrews. [ cheers and applause ] despicable me 3 is in theaters everywhere now. Well be right back with magician dan white. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] so, if anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed, speak now. coughs so sorry. Oh no. 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So why not give it the protection it deserves. Get ready. Oh, no run for the breakout event. [ minion gibberish ] of the summer. Were going back to villainy. Despicable me 3. Rated pg. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody we are joined right now by an incredibly talented magician whos performed his soldout show six times a week at the nomad hotel right here in new york city. Seriously, good luck getting a a ticket to this. If you can, go it is so worth it. Tonight, hes back to perform a a brand new trick hes designed just for us. Please give it up for dan white [ cheers and applause ] jimmy glad to see you tonight. Thank you. How are you doing . Jimmy check you hand. Everythings good. Im checking everything. Jimmy i know. I know. When i hug when i handshake a magician or anything, i always check my hands to see if he did something. [ light laughter ] yeah, were all good. All right. Jimmy like, did you put a a card in there or something . Jimmy, tonight we are going to jimmy how did you know my name is jimmy . [ laughter ] tonight, were going to attempt to find order in chaos. [ gasps ] order in chaos. Jimmy love it. This deck of cards represents chaos, okay . Jimmy okay. These cue cards represent order. Quest, what i need you to do if you wouldnt mind, just hold on to those cue cards, and whenever i point to you, i just want you to return to the next card. Questlove okay. Thats all you got to. And jimmy, all you got to do is just read whatever the cue card says, okay . Jimmy i can do that, yep. Like i mention, this deck of cards represents chaos, and were going to make it chaotic by shuffling the cards. Jimmy thats talent. Shuffling the cards. Jimmy yep. Those cards have been shuffled, and i want you to see how theyve been shuffled. And im gonna spread them out so you can see that they indeed have been shuffled together. Jimmy beautiful. And im gonna push these together. And jimmy, if you wouldnt mind pushing them together with me, push them together. Very good, perfect. Jimmy is that good. Perfect, nice. Very good. Now, whenever you shuffle a a deck of cards, it creates a a unique sequence that has never probably never happened before in the history of mankind. Seriously, its the amount of combinations. Its 52 factorial, which is quest, turn over the next one. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. That number actually equals turn it over. [ light laughter ] okay. There we go. It was 67 digits, but were going to make an even bigger number than that tonight here together, okay . And the way were gonna do that is by shuffling the deck in a a really kind of unique way. Im gonna split it into three piles. Now, again, remember, the next thing wed have to do is questlove shuffle. Exactly. Okay. Shuffle the cards. Jimmy you guys are great. So weve got three piles here, jimmy. I want you to point to two piles. Whatever two piles you point to, were going to shuffle together, okay . Jimmy uhh, that, that those two. Jimmy yes those two. [ light laughter ] jimmy those are the ones. Jimmy. Jimmy the secrets ones. Watch this. Jimmy the ones you didnt want me to do. Were going to mix these together. Jimmy thats right. Jimmy, i want you to do this with me. Do this with me jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very nice and gently. Jimmy yeah. Push those together. Very good. Those have been shuffled. Jimmy yes. Thats fair, okay . But were gonna take it further. Again, we need to make a bigger number. So, to do that, were going to change the order a little bit. And to change the order, were going to turn some cards face up and some cards face down. Jimmy, which packet do you want to turn face up . Your choice. Jimmy that one. I dont really care. These . Jimmy yeah, just for fun. Yeah, we dont care. Its your choice. This is your choice. Jimmy yeah, im not dumb about it. Again, were gonna mix these cards. [ light laughter ] face up into face down mixing jimmy there we go. We did that. Them into face down. Do you want to do that . Or if you feel comfortable with that. Thats fair. Jimmy no, like youre doing it. I think its good. [ light laughter ] okay, very good. These cards are mixed face up into face down, creating a a really random, really jimmy chaotic, chaotic chaotic mess. Jimmy yeah. But were gonna make it a a little bit more chaotic. So, heres what i need you to do. I want you to, with both hands, lift off about half the pack. Lift off about the yeah, perfect. Lift off about half. Jimmy mmhmm. Great, about half. You got all of them . You got all of them there . [ light laughter ] jimmy i have more than half. No, thats about half. Make sure you got them. I want you to put them right there. Jimmy okay. Perfect. Okay, so youve actually got more than half, but thats okay. Thats good. Put them down. [ light laughter ] put them down. Its okay. Its fine. [ laughter ] its fine. Its fine. Jimmy nitpicker, nitpicking, yeah. To make it a little bit more even, though, i want you to lift off some cards from your packet just like this, just like you did before. Jimmy yep. With both hands. Good. Now, i want you to turn them over. Jimmy mmhmm. Good. Now i want you to put those on top of mine. Jimmy mmhmm. And im gonna put mine on top of yours. Jimmy perfect. Okay. So, were actually gonna mix these two piles together. But, before we do that, one more choice, which one do you want to turn face up . Which one, do you want to turn face down . Its your choice. Think about it. Jimmy uh, lucky number nine is, i think flipped that upside down. Flip this packet. Jimmy right. And then, mix that that way, yeah. Absolutely. Okay, im gonna mix those into each other face up into face down, creating, again, a a really, really random, nasty mix. Now, it would be fair to say through all those shuffles, through all of your choices that what you did there was you created a bit of chaos, right . Jimmy thats correct. Put your hand on top of that deck. And it would also be fair to say that theres no way i can know the order of those cards or which cards are face up, which card right, that would be fair to say you did all of that. Jimmy yeah, this is why i love magic. [ light laughter ] yeah, of course, not. Of course not. Of course, there would be no way you would know the order to what i just did and switched it all around, and they were flip flopped. There was no way that you did in that is under my hand. [ light laughter ] and gosh darn it. Im gonna freak out. [ laughter ] freak out right now. Im gonna freak out. But what if i told you that actually quest had all of the answers here . [ laughter ] jimmy whats up, man . Quest, turn over the next card. Turn over the next card. 17 cards would be face down. Jimmy, lift up your hand. Were gonna spread these cards out. And i want you to count with me. Count with me. Okay . Here we go. Jimmy yep. Both one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 15, 16, 17. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy see, this is me. I would be happy with that, and i would leave and go, youre the best magician. [ laughter ] but yet, theres something else. Something else is gonna happen. Youre holding more cards. Quest, quest still has some more answers. Jimmy ugh, good. Next one, please. Quest i do . [ light laughter ] both 12 of the face down cards will be black. 12 of the face down cards count with me, jimmy. Every time you see a black card, i want you to count it. You ready . Both one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12 black cards. [ cheers and applause ] but theres more, jimmy. Theres more. Quest, turn over the next card. Turn over the next card. Six of those black cards will be spades. Six of them spades. Again, count with me. Ready . Both one, two, three, four, five, six. Six spades. Jimmy six of spades. Six spades. [ cheers and applause ] but theres more. Theres more. Again, remember, you shuffle those cards. You mix them up. You made all the choices. If you had chosen to do one thing differently, i would have changed all of it. Jimmy i know i know [ light laughter ] one more card. Jimmy all the red cards will be hearts. Jimmy, spread them out. Jimmy oh, no [ light laughter ] i just looked at it now. I didnt realize this. Questlove awe. Jimmy theyre all no. Oh. Jimmy sorry, dan. Okay. [ light laughter ] i mean, thats still pretty impressive, right . I mean, thats [ laughter and applause ] jimmy its fairly impress yeah. I got the whole deck. Jimmy the whole deck, yes. But wait, wait, wait, wait. Theres one card left. We got everything right except for the three of diamonds. Quest. [ laughter ] questlove its not going to explode or anything, right . [ light laughter ] instagram. Instagram. All right, jimmy, you got your phone on you. Jimmy yes. Can you go to instagram to my page, danwhitemagic . You can do this at home. If youre at home, check it out. My instagram, danwhitemagic, pull it up. Again, quest, you know, a few weeks ago, you and i were together. We were actually at the 11 and madison park party, and we took a picture together at, like, 4 00am. Questlove no, man [ laughter ] oh, man. This was weeks ago questlove no this was weeks ago questlove no no [ laughter ] no it was june 12th to be exact. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy now, i know you were at the 11 and madison park party. Jimmy, go a few lines down, a few lines down. It was me and quest. Jimmy i see you with questlove, yeah. Yeah. I see the photo of you. I want you to pull that picture. We got everything right except for the three of diamonds on my tshirt. Questlove oh, yo show that to the camera. Jimmy yo. [ light laughter ] his tshirt says, except the three of diamonds. [ cheers and applause ] no, wait wait, wait, guys come back over here come back over here questlove what come back over here come back questlove wait wait we posted that. Questlove wait we posted that. Questlove is that why yall were laughing at me . No, i wasnt laughing at you ever. Questlove you guys were laughing, like. We didnt sync that up, though, right . Questlove no no, exactly. So, look. On that day, i posted this on june 12th. Lets pull the date up there, june 12th. Jimmy yeah. I posted that on june 12th. Remember, we did all these things. This all seemed really random, but nothing is really random because through this whole thing, we got a six of spades, right . Questlove yes. And 12 black. Jimmy uhhuh. And 17 facedown. Six, 12, 17. June 12th, 2017. [ cheers and applause ] the exact date that we posed together, all together. Jimmy completely random. [ cheers and applause ] dan white, everybody [ cheers and applause ] how the heck do you do this, man . [ cheers and applause ] for tickets to the magician, visit nomadupstairs. Com. Check out his instagram. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] this is how it feels when you eat a subway® 6 footlong sub of the day. Its the taste you love, at a price you cant get enough of. The 6 footlong sub of the day. A different footlong every day of the week. Like the tukey breast on wednesday and the sweet onion chicken teriyaki on monday. For just 6 bucks seven days, seven footlongs, seven more ways to enjoy subway®. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to alec baldwin, Julie Andrews, dan white, once again ladies and gentlemen. And the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Byebye everybody. 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