And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove show 700 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey thats a hot crowd. That is a hot crowd here tonight. Welcome [ cheers and applause ] i love you thank you very much. [ cheers ] weve got a fun show for you tonight. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Heres what heres what people are talking about, you guys. I saw that yesterday, President Trump said that obama copied him by calling the Republican Health care bill mean. [ light laughter ] and then obama said trump copied him by spending the last six months doing nothing. [ laughter ] steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy actually, though, obama is taking some heat right now. Because it came out that two senators tried to warn him that russia was trying to hack the election and he ignored them. [ audience ohs ] trump promises that if he ever gets top secret information about russia, hell do the responsible thing and tweet it. [ laughter and applause ] thats what you do. Nancy pelosi was talking about her first meeting with trump and she said that he served pigs in a blanket and kosher meatballs. [ light laughter ] its good to know that even the president has a bunch of food from costco that he is trying to get rid of. [ light laughter ] hes like you sure you dont want any pizza rolls . [ applause ] bagel . Bagel pizzas . [ laughter ] steve taquitos . Jimmy in a new interview, ivanka trump said that she would give her dad an a as president. And ivanka said, a as in a series of unfortunate events. but still today [ laughter and applause ] it still counts. Steve as an a. Jimmy this is nice. I saw that this weekend mike pence officiated the wedding of treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin. Yep. Pence said you may now kiss the bride. Then he was like, not you, mr. President. [ light laughter ] thats right, treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin got married over the weekend. We were actually able to get a a copy of mnuchins wedding vows. Theyre very nice. Take a look. First mnuchin said today i feel so happy to be mnaking you mnisses mnuchin. [ laughter ] then he said, mnarriage is a a big commnmitment. I mnean when i say youre the mnost mnagnificent mniracle thats ever happened to me. [ laughter and applause ] and finally he said, thats why mny choice for our wedding song isnt mnaroon 5, its the mnuppets mnahna mnaha. i love you. [ laughter ] i mean, its a very [ applause ] its romantic. Very romantic guy. Actually, listen to this. House Speaker Paul Ryan recently had to remind members of congress to dress appropriately at work. I guess he thought they were getting too casual. Check out what some lawmakers had to say about it. First, congressman rick allen said, paul ryan is right, we should look professional. And congressman Peter Defazio said, i have no idea what ryan is talking about. [ laughter ] and finally congressman john conyers said, ryans just jealous that he doesnt own his own romphim. [ applause ] gotta have a romphim. Some news for travelers, the tsa is testing a new policy that makes passengers take out their books at airport security. The policy has already affected the three americans who still read books. [ applause ] its a big thing. Speaking of books, i saw that today marks the 20th anniversary of the release of the very first harry potter book. So we though wed [ cheers ] take a look at what all the characters are up to now two decades later. For example, heres draco malfoy 20 years ago. Today hes running his dads business. [ laughter ] isnt that nice . Steve thats sweet. Thats sweet of him. Jimmy next heres ron weasley, 20 years ago. Now hes a famous pop star. Steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy world famous popstar. Steve world famous. Jimmy next up, heres hagrid. [ light laughter ] today he is working on the next game of thrones book. Well, thats exciting. [ applause ] next here is mr. Ollivander when he worked in his wand shop. Now hes a senator from vermont. [ laughter and applause ] these are all its good to see what theyre steve fantastic, fantastic. Jimmy heres the last one. Heres Dudley Dursley 20 years ago. Today hes the governor of new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow jimmy its good to see that they are all doing great. We have a great show, you guys. Give it up for the roots, right there [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Hey thank you very much. Guys, it is monday. We are so happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, steve carell will be here steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy love him. Plus we have lily collins and music from sheryl crow. [ cheers and applause ] a big show. We have a giant week this whole week. We have kristin wiig, we have alex rodriguez. [ cheers and applause ] alec baldwin [ cheers and applause ] steve hey jimmy and Julie Andrews will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] steve what . Jimmy but first we have a a great show tonight. He produced the soundtrack to the new movie despicable me 3. Pharrell williams is here. [ cheers and applause ] i love that dude. He is the real deal, man. Steve hes a good dude. Jimmy he doesnt stop. He does everything. He does music. He does fashion. He does producing. He makes his own he sings. Hes just hes always moving. Always doing something different. I just love that guy. Hes great. And the movie is fantastic, too, as well. Pharrell and i are going to play brand new game tonight with the roots called the name that song challenge. Steve whoa. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you dont want to miss that. Not feeling good. Im not feeling good. Steve you think youre gonna lose it . Jimmy i think well its pharrell. Steve its pharrell. But tomorrows carell. Jimmy but we were rehearsing we were rehearsing today. Well, the roots were playing and i was, of course, getting my mustache trimmed. And i was [ laughter ] steve that take eight hours . Jimmy eight hours. And no but i heard a song that they were gonna they just started playing. I ran in like a crazy man with a crazy my hair all over the place. I was like stop, stop, i dont want to hear anything. So its definitely we will not hear like a virgin tonight. Questlove no, we wont. Jimmy no, you wont. Questlove or will we . Jimmy what . Questlove we wont. Jimmy or maybe we will. Questlove we wont. [ laughter ] jimmy its a curveball, man. See, i dont know what to believe. Anyways, im always up for a a game. Im ready. Im gonna challenge pharrell tonight. It will be fun. Plus, he is a talented actor and the bestselling author of the Childrens Book series, the land of stories. Chris colfer is stopping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy these are great books. This is book number six, the land of stories worlds collide. This is the sixth one. He came on for the first one steve i know. Jimmy i mean, who writes six books . Steve i dont have time to read six books. Jimmy i know. But he wrote and he actually gets in he writes these books. Steve and theyre great books, too. Jimmy and theyre fantastic. Well, hes got some news to announce tonight. But this i mean, this is big news. Hes got crazier news. But its awesome, we love him. Chris colfer is the best. And weve got great music. We love when he comes by. Vince staples is here tonight, you guys. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy big fish theory. Steve the theory of big fish. Jimmy theory of a big fish. Name of the album is big fish theory. Thats a pretty big fish. Steve thats a big goldfish. Jimmy this is you know, actual size i think it was an actual size. Steve of that goldfish . Thats a pretty big goldfish. Jimmy its a giant goldfish. Steve thats bigger than the cracker. The crackers are like that big. Jimmy yeah, but the crackers are not actual size. Steve i always thought they were. Im wrong. Thank you for teaching me. [ laughter ] jimmy big fish theory. I think its abraham. [ light laughter ] [ rim shot ] guys we all know a lot of news organizations you cant fool me. I know the real abraham. [ laughter ] we all know a lot of news organizations steve what . Jimmy i know the real you cant fool me, man. [ laughter ] nice try. Nice try. As we all know [ laughter ] a lot of news organizations rely on polls to determine how regular americans feel about certain political issues. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. But the Polling Industry is always trying to remain relevant, so theyve been releasing a lot of new polls about everyday life. Steve oh, great. Jimmy ill show you what i mean in a new segment called tonight show polls. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show polls jimmy the first poll asks, whats something youd be too embarrassed to show anyone. 60 said, my diary. 39 said, my browser history. [ light laughter ] and republicans said, our health care plan. [ applause ] see what im saying . These are all polls. Steve these are all different polls. Jimmy theyre very helpful. These are helpful. The next poll asks, if Justice Kennedy retires, who should replace him . 25 said, whoever trump appoints. 25 said, someone moderate. 50 said, beyonces twins. Steve wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hot topic. Steve already. Jimmy next they asked, what is the most important thing on bring to the beach . 40 said, a bathing suit. 59 said, sun block. Mike pence said, a blind fold. [ applause ] steve wow. Jimmy next they asked, do you have any vacation plans . 99 said, yes. Sean spicer said, no, but i have a feeling my schedule is about to really open up. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this poll asked, whats your favorite summer activity to do with your kids . 10 said, taking them to the beach. 15 said, playing games with them in the backyard. 75 said, dropping them off at the inlaws and hoping they keep them the rest of the summer. [ applause ] steve wow. Thats 75 . Jimmy 75 steve three quarters of the population. Wow jimmy this next one asks, do you hate when people interrupt you. 80 yes, i hate when people 20 said, no. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] steve the 20 are rude. Jimmy this next one asks, are you going to watch Michael Phelps race a shark . 30 said, i cant wait 70 said, at this point, ill literally watch anything thats not about trump. [ applause ] 70 said steve 70. Jimmy this last poll asked, do you like kens new man bun . [ light laughter ] this is the new ken doll. This is the new ken doll everybodys talking about. Do you like kens new man bun . Steve kens new man bun. Jimmy yep. 100 said, nope. There you go. 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Here we go [ cheers and applause ] name that song name that song challenge jimmy now, tonight ill be facing off against a very worthy opponent. He is an 11time grammy award winner. And his new movie despicable me 3 is in theaters on friday. Give it up for Pharrell Williams [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness thats what im talking about Pharrell Williams theres no one else like Pharrell Williams. Oh, man. Im happy youre here. [ cheers and applause ] welcome back. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy heres how it works. The roots are gonna Start Playing a song, one instrument at a time. Pharell and i can buzz in and guess as soon as we know the song. But if you guess wrong, your opponent gets a chance to steal, okay. You can play along at home. Roots, lets hear the first song. Do you want to test out the buzzer to see if it works . [ ringing ] were good. [ laughter and applause ] first song, here we go. [ ringing ] ah jimmy aha, take on me. Yes. [ dings ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it was about to happen. It was. Jimmy it was about to happen. That was great, man. Wooo [ laughter ] man, oh, man. One of my favorite videos of all time, too. [ light laughter ] yes, were ready. Next song. [ ringing ] jimmy is it oasis . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy wonderwall . [ cheers and applause ] i thought it was jimmy i knew that [ laughter ] this is a fantastic game. Okay. [ laughter and applause ] are you feeling are you pumped up . [ cheers ] this is awesome, man. All right. The next song. This is not going well. Jimmy its going well, please. Lets hear the next song. All right, here we go. Yeah. [ ringing ] [ laughter ] sorry. Thats what i thought. Beaver. [ dings ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you get your friend in the audience, im gonna yell, sorry. I thought it was la isla bonita. No, no, no. She was apologizing for me not getting the song. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a good coverup. Thats a good cover up, yeah. All right, here we go. Got it. Jimmy lets hear the next song. Hes got that one. [ ringing ] jimmy toto, africa . [ cheers and applause ] come on come on come on stop, stop, you might run into something. [ light laughter ] oh, that was good right there. Oh, man. Thats my meme for the day. [ laughter and applause ] [ clears throat ] jimmy you have to play to the end. You have to play. There we go. All right, here we go. The next song. Dont you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that so i thought it was [ laughter ] now youre doing like a karate moves. You got two, right . Big deal. Oh, please. [ light laughter ] i thought it was with or without you for a second. My hands are tied all right. Here we go. Im getting the hang of it. Jimmy this is good, yeah. This is good, all right. [ light laughter ] lets hear the next song. [ ringing ] Just Got Paid . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Just Got Paid. Just got paid oh, please. Oh, my god. [ light laughter ] that is so oh, my god oh my oh, wow really . [ light laughter ] im oh, wow. By the way. Come on. Come on. Jimmy is that johnny kemp . Questlove yes. Jimmy Just Got Paid. Questlove or nsync. Everone thinks its nsync. But, johnny kemp did it first. Jimmy yup, i remember. All right, this is the final song. And this is worth 10,000 points. [ laughter ] its anyones game at this point. Here we go. And its been great. Im channeling my david blaine right now. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, here we go, me too. Youre not gonna spit a frog out, are you . No. Jimmy all right, here we go. [ ringing ] drop it like its hot . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy drop it like its hot . Oh, my gosh that was thats insane. Thats insane. [ cheers and applause ] that is insane. How did you get that . Pharrell williams, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the roots, everybody more with pharrell after the break. Stick around. The champion right there [ cheers and applause ] stop. For what most people think is authentic cajun food. Recalculating. 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Youre hired try the new caramel m ms. Ow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a grammy awardwinning singer, songwriter, and producer. You can hear his latest music in the new movie despicable me 3, which is in theaters this friday. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Pharrell Williams [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its always great to see you, man. What a comeback there. Man, i was nervous, bro. Jimmy but that last one, drop it like its hot. But you made that song. Thats not fair. That was like well, you know, every once in a while the deities just drop you a little gift. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, but all they were playing was like what is that . Just highhat . What was it . Just aerosol . Questlove them doing that. Jimmy yeah, what was it . Questlove i was there when you did that. It was jimmy you were . Questlove i was there when you made track. Jimmy quest, was your voice in it . No, it was an aerosol can. Jimmy wow yeah. Jimmy no way yeah. Jimmy yeah, i love the tribute like that. But i so im happy i lost. But [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy yeah. Im in a good mood. Uh anyway um [ light laughter ] we love having you here. I want to talk about despicable me 3. And i love the songs. And its a new song. Thank you. Jimmy and we want to get into that. But 3 is a magic number they just played. Yeah, it was so cool. Jimmy on the way out. Yeah. Jimmy because, congratulations, you just had triplets. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy come on. Thats why he does what he does. Jimmy ah, hes the best. I know, man. Hes the best. Jimmy tell me about that. You have triplets that are running around the house . I mean its a fullon assembly line. Jimmy it really yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy its an assembly line, yeah. Its like you know. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] theyre all changing diaper, changing diaper three. There you go. Burp, then you burp. There you go. And then burp, there it was. And go to sleep, go to sleep. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] dude, thats the best. Yeah. Jimmy this is the greatest come on. It is, man. I have to say, like, man, my wife carrying those babies and all of them are fine and healthy. Jimmy oh, knock on wood. Man, i cannot say enough about women and all kinds of burdens that they carry and the gifts that they carry. I just cant [ cheers and applause ] my wife is everything. Jimmy i mean, seriously, yeah. I love you, baby. Jimmy yeah. Shes the best. Jimmy and it is just a mad house, probably . Right . I mean, im serious. No, its no joke. They harmonize when they cry. [ laughter ] you know . Waa waa waa [ laughter ] its real. And, you know, Chain Reaction is a real thing in our house. Like, its a real thing. One cries, two cries, three cries. Jimmy they do what each other do. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy because you have tons of other things happening around you, but to find time to do that and be a dad is an awesome thing. It is. Jimmy props to you, as well. I have to just, dad, dad, being dad. Jimmy yeah. Because im super dad. [ light laughter ] rocket is like into architecture now so were excited about that. Jimmy absolutely. Hes, like he spends so much time on minecraft. Its like were worried. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont quite i played it with my niece and nephew and stuff like that. But i dont understand what im doing. Dude, me either. [ light laughter ] jimmy like, digging holes and he builds the most amazing little houses on there. Jimmy no, these kids are all going to be, like, these geniuses growing up and architectural like, building castles my nephew nicholas is just insane. He should sell them. [ laughter ] well, yeah. Dude, ive architects say, dude, i build that. Because he builds modern homes. Hes like, dad, this is modern, dad. This is a modern beach house. [ light laughter ] jimmy im telling you, the teachers going to be you buy real estate. Digital, fake real estate and build homes on it and sell those things. Oh, yeah. Jimmy im telling you. A cross between jimmy ill be your neighbor. Minecrafts is another sky. Yeah. All day. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly. I want to say congratulations to you. I dont know if i should call you pharrell or doctor. Okay. Jimmy because you received your doctorate. And thats what im talking about there. [ cheers and applause ] look at that. Nyu. You gave the commencement speech. Nyu. You are a doctor. You got your doctorate and you spoke at yankee stadium. Yeah. Jimmy and it was a great speech. And i just kept thinking, man, oh, man, he must be so nervous. And hot. Jimmy and hot . [ light laughter ] it was so hot out there. Jimmy and youre wearing the whole yeah, yeah. No. It was real. Jimmy you were wearing that, you got the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, the whole but, i mean, this is a cool thing because your mom was a a doctor. Right . Yes. And, you know, when she first got her doctorate degree, i used to tease her all the time whenever we would get into, like, debates. Jimmy yeah. You know, you just want to be a little facetious. Well whatever, dr. Williams, you know and now she does it back to me. And so awkward and so weird. [ laughter ] jimmy its full circle. Its perfect. Yeah. [ indiscernible ] she got her doctorate in education. So she doesnt have a a stethoscope either. But i just kind of feel like theres no jacket. There is no, like, discount at a fast food place. [ laughter ] jimmy i could probably get that for you. I could hook you up. I could hook you up with a a mcdonalds. Yeah. Super awkward, though. Jimmy i want to talk about despicable me 3. Yeah. Jimmy man, i dont know how they do it over there at illumination but theyve done it again. Its a clever movie. Again, theres a new villain, trey parker plays. Steve carrells in it. He kills it. Hes so good at it. Jimmy trey parker or steve . Trey parker i mean steve as always but trey can yeah. Jimmy steve just has the double role, and its just amazing. But as soon as i heard your new song, i go, whats this song . Im like pulling my shazam out. I was like, why dont i has this . Aw, man. Jimmy dude, youre so talented and so good. And its fresh and its always new and different sounding. And so i just love that. I just thought it was great. So congratulations on that. [ indiscernible ] despicable me 2. I mean. Have you guys ever heard the song happy . I mean. [ cheers and applause ] they played it once or twice on the radio, oscarnominated. I mean and now youre back. So youve done stuff for every movie so far . Yeah. All the dispicable mes. Jimmy yes. Theyve been very good to me. The despicable me franchise and what its become has just been its been amazing. Its opened so many doors for me. And, you know, the fact that they dont, like, try and hold me to do the same things over and over again. Just like the themes change. That, you know, im allowed and given the space to continue to grow and explore and be curious, as well. So, its awesome. And they know what theyre doing. Jimmy theres a good team. Yeah. Jimmy we have a clip from despicable me 3. Its in theaters on friday. Its great. Take a look at this. Hold on to me dont let me go who cares what they see hey give that back oh no, run cause you still believe in where were from mans red flower its in every living thing mind use your power spirit use your wings freedom, freedom, Freedom Freedom, freedom, Freedom Freedom [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, come on, its so cute it works. Pharrell williams, everybody. Dada. Despicable me 3 opens in theaters everywhere on friday. Chris colfer joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] all across america more people are choosing nissan. Its americas best sales event at nissan the fastestgrowing auto brand in the u. S. A. Take on every day get 0 for up to 72 months on 13 models. I need to refuel effect] weve been compromised dont let hunger kill your game. 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Not dandruff. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an emmy nominated and golden globe award wining actor, who is also a multiple New York Times best selling author. His latest book, the land of stories worlds collide is on sale july 11th. Everyone, please welcome chris colfer [ cheers and applause ] thanks for having me back. Jimmy i love having you on. I would have you every week if i could. Oh, thank you. Jimmy youre very interesting. And i want to talk to you about the books and i want to youre such a busy guy. How do you find time to write all these books . A lot of caffeine, i think. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, you just stay up late or in the morning . And i procrastinate. But thats how i thats kind of my writing habit. Is i procrastinate and then i do it until its done. Jimmy but i mean, when do you start writing . In the morning . Im a big night owl. So i tend to write like literally, sometimes ill start at 11 and i wont finish until like 5 in the morning because no one bothers you. So thats like the best time of the day. Except for my cat. My cat, thats when he bothers me the most. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy the cat, maybe hes an inspiration to you. Because it totally works. Do you go on vacation or anything like that . I dont, no. I really should try that out once. [ light laughter ] jimmy its fantastic. It is so much fun. Well i did i did actually just get back from my birthday, i went to peru. Jimmy we heard about this. Yes. I want to like, machu picchu, and i went to cusco, and i went to lake titicaca. Jimmy you went to lake try to be mature. [ laughter ] jimmy it cant help myself. I mean its a funny name. [ light laughter ] but lake titicaca, its beautiful over there. Yeah, machu picchu. Jimmy look at this. Yes. Jimmy that looks fake. If you turn it this way, you will see the mountain is actually a face. And thats why they built it there. Just because like jimmy what do you mean . Some inca history, it is like a big nose, apparently. Jimmy oh, wow, yeah. I see the same thing. Yeah. Wow thats one thing we learned from our tour guide. Jimmy wow, thats fantastic. Why did you pick peru to go to . Okay, so its a long story. So when my mother passed away, you know, you go through grief. You go through those nights where you cant sleep. Jimmy sure. So i had to spend all night watching ancient aliens and i got like really, really into it. Jimmy ancient aliens . Ancient aliens, yeah. Jimmy is that a reality show . [ light laughter ] it is a show on history channel. But they talk about, you know, things in history that might have been influenced by extraterrestrials. And i bought every word of it. [ light laughter ] and so peru is one of the extraterrestrial hot spots. So i was like, i have to go. I have to go and see if i see something. And i didnt. [ light laughter ] jimmy you thought maybe you were gonna run into an alien or something . Or see a ufo or something. I mean, like fingers crossed. I was really hoping. cause its my birthday, you know. Maybe there was, you know. [ laughter ] jimmy throw me a bone. Something, come on, man one crop circle. One crop circle i didnt see anything. But it was great. Its great. Jimmy did you feel any alien vibes there when you were there . Mostly just like at the airport. But that wasnt anything special. [ laughter ] jimmy you said that you were visited by an alien. Okay, so when i was a kid, i was very sick with bronchitis and i was on like levels of cough syrup. So it might have been it might have been a hallucination. Jimmy okay. But i did see a little guy. I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a little alien standing at the foot of my bed. [ light laughter ] jimmy a little alien. A little alien. Like, hes about four feet tall. And im surprised i didnt like scream, but he was just so adorable. Like i just i couldnt he was just so cute. And he was just sitting there like, feel better. [ laughter ] you know, like jimmy feel better . Because they dont, from my research, they dont speak. They communicate. Jimmy so you can hear this. No, im not single. [ laughter ] but they communicate telepathically, so thats what i heard. Jimmy so you can actually did you communicate back to him . I was kind of like, hey, alien. [ light laughter ] jimmy through your brain . Through my brain, yeah. Jimmy but no words were spoken. Not many words, no. Jimmy and short. So you dont have im assuming you dont have a foot board . I didnt have a foot board, no. I wasnt a fancy kid, no. Jimmy no, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy could you draw the alien . What you saw . Yeah, totally, yeah. Jimmy do you remember . How could you forget Something Like that . Jimmy this is going to be kind of crazy. He had like these beautiful, emma stone eyes. [ light laughter ] little mouth. Jimmy oh, wait a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they had like this almost like, you could see like his rib cage. That looks like i gave him breasts. [ laughter ] well, now it looks like it is abs. Okay. Like this. Oh, this is not a good this is not good. [ laughter ] jimmy wait a second, this is your personal trainer at halloween. [ laughter and applause ] this is insane. This is not an alien. I know this guy. He trick or treated at my house. I gave him something. Maybe it was the kid in the costume. Jimmy i mean thats pretty cute. So he comes walking up to the foot of your bed and he goes, hey, feel better, man. Feel better, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy i think i think its fantastic. Yeah. Jimmy i love that. Yeah, theyre cute. And thats what aliens look like . I guess. Yeah. Jimmy ive never been visited by an alien. Never . Jimmy ive never no. Oh, you gotta try it. [ laughter ] jimmy im down. I dont even know what i mean, will this summon it . Will they see this broadcast . I dont know. I went to peru and they didnt come. So i dont know what the trick is. Jimmy where is your childhood home . [ light laughter ] you know what . Its actually exactly 100 miles away from area 51. Jimmy what . [ audience ohs ] oh this is fantastic. Thats not an exact measurement. [ light laughter ] jimmy a great story. Its a great story, either way. You should write a story about aliens. I think i am. I think its gonna be my next kids book. Jimmy really . Yeah, i think so. Jimmy i would love that. I would be so into that. I want to do one called like, like Roswell Johnson and the cosmo squad. Isnt that a fun name . Jimmy thats a great name. Fun name, right . Jimmy how do you come up with this stuff . Roswell johnson . Yeah. Jimmy and the cosmo squad. And the cosmo squad, yeah. Jimmy i would read that in two seconds. I love that. Oh good, thats great. Thats great. Jimmy lets talk about this one. Hey, congrats on this, number six . Thank you. I know, its crazy. Jimmy i mean, this is fantastic. Chris, this is major, dude. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. Jimmy i know how much you care about it and how hard you work on these things. So im happy that its a hit. And is this the last of the series . The last of the series but 20th century fox just bought the film rights so theyre gonna be turned into movies soon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im so happy i heard that. Are you involved with the movie . Yes. They are going to let me write and direct. So its crazy. Its nuts. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you freaking out . Im so excited. Jimmy youre a director. Thank you. Im surprised. Im trying. Jimmy we love you so much. Thank you. Jimmy please come back when you prep for the movie. Whatever we can do to help, we love you. Congrats on this. This i should say, is set in new york. Its set in new york city. Jimmy it is now all the worlds collide. All the worlds collide. Characters of fairytales, of classic literature, of fictional short stories. Just kind of explode out of the New York Public Library in this book. Jimmy i love that youre getting kids to read. And its just bigger than you even imagine. Oh, thank you jimmy congratulations. Thank you so much. Thank you. Jimmy this is fantastic, its a great book. Chris colfer. [ cheers and applause ] the land of stories worlds collide is available now for preorder and in stores, july 11th. Vince staples performs for us after the break stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. How was your vacation . Hey, guys, whats this tomato doing at randys desk . 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Certain fungal infections are common, and if youve had tb,. Hepatitis b, are prone to infections,. Or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. Just managing your symptoms . Ask your gastroenterologist about humira. With humira, remission is possible. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is a criticallyacclaimed rapper whose new album, big fish theory, is out now. Performing love can be with a a little help from ray j, kilo kish, damon albarn and the roots, give it up for Vince Staples [ cheers and applause ] love can be love can be love can be love can be love can be love can be a loss or maybe not you can give me all the cash you got slap me take the keys go round the block make some memories and die im over you you talk a lot of unamused aint puttin on the ritz i could finish you like i fit in shoes so you know my name im not your babe whats that youre saying i dont speak lame you know my name im not your babe thinking of coming kindly refrain wannabes buzzing girls love the lifestyle so prone to clubbing come alive when nights out just crashed the sport car so much for fast life phone calls from loves lost trying to get back right love can be love can be love can be love can be love can be disheartening darling love can be yeah love can be tell the world i want my ogs cheat the groupies them dont move me uchies moved me somewhere cozy uchies never leave me lonely call my phone say she horny want me i can make time or i can make money ima keep countin count me out shawty never let a snitch little bow wow me never finna weekend raise my seed baby mama drama on the tmz alimony money for the nails and weave nail me to the cross like your boy j. C. Chuckin up the deuce like the boy chris breeze but we dont suwoop on the sixfive street riding down the shoreline tank on e no shotgun seat this aint free love can be love can be love can be love can be love can be disheartening darling love can be love can be love can be love can be love can be love can be love can be disheartening darling love can be love can be [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much its great to see you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Vince staples right there [ cheers and applause ] big fish theory is out now well be right back in a, everybody come on [ cheers and applause ] tget ready. Oh, no run for the breakout event. [ minion gibberish ] of the summer. Were going back to villainy. Despicable me 3. Rated pg. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks my thanks to Pharrell Williams, chris colfer, Vince Staples, ray j, kilo kish, damon albarn. And the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight dave franco, star of preacher, actress ruth negga, music from james blunt. Featuring the 8g band with sam fogarino. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin got married this weekend for the third time. And the wedding was officiated by Vice President mike pence. Because if theres one thing mike pence stands for, its the sanctity of a third marriage
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