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Musical guest Buckingham Mcvie. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 688 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. I love you i love you. Looking great out there. Hey, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, baby. Thank you for being here. Im so happy youre here. Guys, heres what people are talking about. You guys, a big heat wave is expected to hit new york city this weekend. [ cheers ] yeah, they say that they say that well be sweating like trump while he watched the james comey hearing. [ cheers and applause ] steve hey oh jimmy thats right. Today former fbi director james comey testified in congress, but he would not say in the public hearing if he thinks trump colluded with russia. Then he said, but i can do this. [ laughter and applause ] but despite comeys testimony, a white house spokesperson said today is a regular thursday at the white house. America was like, yeah, thats what worries us. Thats why [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] this is pretty interesting here. Comey said that he kept memos of his meetings with trump because he felt that the president may lie about them. [ laughter ] even trump was like, yeah, that sounds like me. Good thinking [ laughter and applause ] thats good thinking on your part. Turns out that when trump asked comey to dinner a few months back, it actually conflicted with some other plans that comeys made. Take a look at this. He called me at my desk at lunchtime and asked me was i free for dinner that night. And then he said, how about 6 30 . Then i said whatever works for you, sir. And then i hung up and had to call my wife up and break a a date with her. I was supposed to take her out to dinner that night. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] comey tried to take his wife out the next night, and she said actually trump just asked me to dinner. [ laughter and applause ] so, i mean, its the whole hes screwing up the whole week. Comey also talked about rumors that his conversations with trump were recorded. He said, quote, lordy, i hope there are tapes. [ laughter ] when comey said, lordy, mike pence was like, eh, language [ laughter ] watch it, ear muffs cause of todays hearing all the tv networks had to interrupt their normal daytime programming. But i saw that one network actually decided to show both the hearing and soap operas. And it was pretty interesting. Take a look at this. The russians interfered in our election. [ laughter ] thats what this is about. And they will be back. Oh, my god and so theyre going to try to run it down and dirty it up as much as possible. Tell me more. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy tell me more. You guys, we have courtney b. Vance on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he was fantastic as Johnnie Cochran in the people versus o. J. Simpson. Well, in a new interview his cast mate sterling k. Brown, talked about the auditioning for the role of chris darden. And this is real, very interesting, he said, i shaved my head for the audition and memorized my lines right away, and i put on my rehearsal glasses, which are basically frames without any lenses. [ light laughter ] then brown continued adding, they look like real glasses but theyre not. [ laughter ] most glasses have lenses, these ones dont. These glasses dont have lenses. Theyre my rehearsal glasses. [ laughter ] you see the difference between my normal glasses and my rehearsal glasses that my normal glasses have lenses, whereas my rehearsal glasses dont. Have lenses, that is. [ light laughter ] and finally, he said, if you poke your finger through my rehearsal glasses, youll poke my eye. If you poke your finger through my normal glasses, it will hit the lenses because lenses are in there. [ laughter and applause ] very interesting quote. Long quote. This is kind of big. I saw that in the latest batman comic, batman proposes to catwoman. [ audience ohs ] then robin was like, who the hell is she . [ laughter and applause ] lets get to some sports. Sorry about that. [ laughter ] lets get to some lets get some sports here. Last night was game three of the nba finals. And if you didnt get a chance to watch, that is okay because shaquille oneal, our man, our pal, he actually put out his own highlights of the game. Theyre called shaqlights. [ light laughter ] check it out. Im shaq. Its game three. Its the highlights. Its the shaqlights. Lets go. Swish, pass, dunk, lebron. Sweaty lebron. Ouch. Chest bump, ref, white dude, angry white dude. Hug, thirsty, friendship, headphones, clapping, running, sleepy shaq. [ light laughter ] happy shaq. [ applause ] jimmy hey, guys, tonight was the game five of the stanley cup finals between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the nashville predators. [ cheers ] now, as you know, at the end of the series they give out the most valuable player award, but they also give out other awards during the series. Sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks, like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first player is evgeni malkin. The center for the Pittsburgh Penguins. [ light laughter ] he was voted most likely to be the before in a dayquil commercial. [ laughter and applause ] next up for nashville, is kevin fiala. He was voted most likely to have been created in a lab in the back of an abercrombie fitch. [ laughter and applause ] next up is conor sheary for the penguins. He was voted most likely to walk up to the bar with a fake i. D. And say, one alcohol, please. [ laughter and applause ] heres brad hunt for nashville. He was voted most likely to tip his head back and have a a giant pez come out of his neck. [ laughter and applause ] next up from the penguins is carl hagelin. He was voted most likely to say you are what you eat, and then eat a picture of Macaulay Culkin and draco malfoy. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy next up from nashville is ryan ellis. He was voted warmest neck. [ laughter ] warmest warmest neck. Steve warmest neck. He won the award. Jimmy heres Nashville Center vernon fiddler. He was voted most likely to be the guy at the bar who says, you know, they used to be able to smoke in here. [ laughter and applause ] those were the days. Next up is Jake Guentzel for pittsburgh. He was voted most likely to play beavis in the broadway adaptation of beavis and butthead. Heh, heh. [ laughter and applause ] up next, for nashville is craig smith. He was voted most likely to step out of the shower, and immediately step into a a different shower. [ laughter and applause ] just to keep keep showering all day. Steve he wants to be clean. Jimmy and finally we have Daniel Sprong for the penguins. He was voted most likely to take every picture in front of a chain link fence while wearing a jean jacket. [ laughter and applause ] can we see what that looks like . Yeah, that makes sense. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] there are your stanley cup superlatives. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for tuning in tonight. Thank you for watching at home. We have a great show tonight. You know him as the voice of lego batman. Hes also the creator and star of the Netflix Series flaked. The very funny will arnett is here. [ cheers and applause ] hes a very funny guy. Steve love that man. Jimmy plus he stars in the summer blockbuster the mummy, courtney b. Vance is dropping in [ cheers and applause ] also joining us tonight from the acclaimed broadway show a dolls house part two she and her three cast mates are all nominated for tony awards this sunday. Shes crushing it. Laurie metcalf is stopping by tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a special performance tonight i mean, oh, man, im so excited about this. Do you like Fleetwood Mac . I mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] Lindsey Buckingham and Christine Mcvie are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] Buckingham Mcvie. Woo. They sound so good. Oh, my gosh. Rehearsal was like, we didnt want them to stop. Steve you said, dont stop. Jimmy i said dont stop, exactly. [ laughter ] uh, guys thank you higgins, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, guys. We do this think every wednesday, where i send out a a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. So, because summers right around the corner, a lot of people are starting to get summer jobs. So i sent out a hashtag called my worst summer job. And i asked you guys to send us a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about the worst summer job that youve ever had. We got a huge response, within 30 minutes it was a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you [ cheers and applause ] for getting involved. Now, i thought id share some of my favorite my worst summer job stories from you guys. Here we go. This first ones from whirlinjustin. He said, i was fired from my summer job of moving furniture for having a quote, sub par attitude towards moving furniture. [ laughter and applause ] steve that will do it. Jimmy this ones from katiehashtag. Steve wow. Jimmy thats her real name. Steve thats her whole family. She could get rich off that jimmy yep. Steve hashtag fortune. [ light laughter ] jimmy she says, i worked at an Ice Cream Store and my scooping arm got totally ripped, so my tshirts would only be tight on one arm. [ laughter and applause ] ooh ooh ooh. Steve 100, 200, 300. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from christinalaurie1, she said, i worked at a Mexican Restaurant one summer, and the customer complained about broken chips with their salsa. [ light laughter ] from then on my job was to sort out all the broken chips before they went out. Steve oh [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] jimmy what is wrong with people . What who cares . A couple broken chips, loser. [ light laughter ] this ones from theghostwiththemost. Steve oh, snap. [ audience oohs ] jimmy who who the hell is she . [ laughter ] ghost with the most. He says i got hired as an assistant lawn care specialist. My whole job was to keep a hose untangled. I got fired because i looked bored. [ laughter and applause ] steve you think . Unkink that hose. Jimmy you think oh, heres a great one. This ones from lily22307958. [ laughter ] she says, i worked for a a chiropractor over the summer, and he said that one of my job duties was to braid his hair. [ audience oohs ] steve oh hashtag. Jimmy oh, man. This ones from abbeygail. Oh, i get it. Steve abbey gail, abigail. Jimmy i didnt get it. [ laughter ] i didnt get it at rehearsal. Now i get it. Steve her name is abby gail. Jimmy abby gail m42. She says, i was the only hostess at a restaurant short enough to slide under the bathroom stall doors to fix them when they selflocked. [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] thats not an advantage. Thats not cool. Steve you need to figure out a different way. Jimmy last ones from mr. Dorngull. Steve oh, i love that dude. [ laughter ] he goes dorngull, dorngull, dorngull. [ light laughter ] jimmy dorngull, he doesnt do that. Steve yeah, he does. Jimmy mrdorngull58. Steve oh, im thinking mr. Dorngull 57. Jimmy yeah, yeah, i gotcha. [ laughter ] steve that guys nuts. [ talking over each other ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, i know. He says the Community Pool i worked at accidentally booked too many lifeguards so i was made assistant to the lifeguard. I just stood next to the lifeguard chair. 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My new sweet or spicy barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger and chicken sandwich. Crave van [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an emmynominated actor who created, writes, and stars in the Netflix Series flaked. Season two is available now. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome will arnett [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it. Welcome back. Welcome back to the show. Always good to see you. Youre always looking studly. How are you, buddy . Everything great . Yeah, im feeling studly. You know jimmy yeah i got it. I feel like im taking words from okay. [ laughter ] jimmy and were just doing the same thing. How are the kids . I always ask about the kids. The kids are great. Jimmy how old are they now . They are my little guy is six and my big guy is eight. Jimmy is he eight already . Yeah. We just we just finished the Little League season. Yeah. Jimmy thats a big deal. Are you involved with the i am i coach Little League, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, is that right . Good for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy whats the name of the [ cheers and applause ] good for you for doing that. Whats the name of the team . Were the as. Jimmy yup. And we played in the Rookie Division out there in california. And in our little neighborhood. And, sorry, we are the 2 2017 rookie champion as. [ cheers ] jimmy thats big. Congratulations, boys. How was the how was the championship . The championship game was on the weekend. It was great. I mean it was jimmy did you get involved . I was so my god, i was so nervous. Jimmy are you one of those dads . Well, im not im not a a hardcore like the practice before our first playoff game, i did our manager was out of town, and so i was running practice. And then i sat the kids down and i said, hey, listen, big game tomorrow. Obviously have fun. But also if we win, im going to give each of you a crisp hundo. You know . [ light laughter ] jimmy a 100 bill . 100 dollar bill, yeah. And [ laughter ] jimmy 8yearold children . Yeah. Well, its america, man [ laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . You understand whats goin on . Its just a free for all now. I dont know. Jimmy that doesnt work. Im just doing my best to try to get them to keep up. So jimmy so what happened . Well, i was kind of kidding. So, then the [ laughter ] i knew my kids know im kidding. They dont take me seriously for anything i say. You know . And so then the next day michael our manager calls me up. He goes, hey, did you offer the kids 100 bucks . [ laughter ] like, i might have, you know. But i was kidding. Well, i want to talk lets talk about flaked, season two available on netflix right now. Yeah. Jimmy you write for this show. You write all the episodes. Yeah, we well, we my partner mark chaplain and i created the show. We wrote all the episodes. This season we had a few we brought a few other heavyhitter writer friends of ours in, jim vallely and maggie rowe. Jimmy oh, i love jim vallely. Yeah. Hes a hilarious guy. And Mitch Hurwitz from arrested development. He produces the show with us. So yeah. So we all ran the room and brought some other writers in. But im in it and i produced it and directed it. Jimmy how do you describe the show . Because its a lot of fun things. I would describe it as a a just kind of a snapshot of a a different kind of lifestyle alternative lifestyle in venice, california. Kind of sun baked. Not really a comedy, not really a drama. I always like to say that its reflective of real life. In real life, we dont wake up and say todays a comedy day or todays a drama day. Everything at all times. Jimmy its fun. Life is crazy. Jimmy did you know that its giant in france . Yeah, you know, i heard that its giant in france. The french love it. And its jimmy well, we have we air in france, so if you would like to Say Something to our french viewers, i would [ laughter ] do you speak french . I do speak french. Yeah. [ audience oohs ] [ speaking french ] [ laughter ] in the words of edith piaf [ speaking french ] jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] to the people in france. Jimmy that was very impressive. For the french. Jimmy thats for the people yes your fans. For the french. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Heres will arnett in the Netflix Series flaked. Take a look at this. Dude, i had no idea this was your place, man, i she said venice, not mar vista. Dude, chip. Its all part of the chain of cause and action, man. You know . First up goes the fancy hotel. The next thing you know, my landlord wants thousands of dollars from me or im out on my ass. Isnt that what you owe in rent for the last six months . Come on, man. You sound just like him all right, man, here, let me help you out. No, no, dude. I got it, thanks. Okay. Im not sure its going to fit. Yeah, it will. It fit last time. When you had the pickup . Huh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy who is that guy . Thats george basil. Super talented funny guy. Jimmy yeah, hes a funny guy, man. Will arnett, everybody. Season two of flaked is streaming now on netflix. [ cheers and applause ] will and i are playing word sneak when we come back. Its a fun game. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] machines dont have emotions. But the rare few can inspire them. With a naturally aspirated 5liter v8 engine, and a 10speed directshift transmission. The firstever lexus lc. Experience amazing. Now, the world is your diner. Whoa yeah. With new dennys online ordering, get whatever you want, whenever you want, now wherever you want. Order at dennys. Com what if technology gave us the power to turn this enemy into an ally . Microsoft and its partners are using smart traps to capture mosquitoes and sequence their dna to fight disease. There are over 100 million pieces of dna in every sample. With the microsoft cloud, we can analyze the data faster than ever before. If we can detect new viruses before they spread, we may someday prevent outbreaks before they begin. Xter ate my slippers, im going on a targetrun, you need anything . Toilet paper. Cereal. Maybe some chew toys. Got it get everyday low prices on everyday essentials, targetrun and done. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey. Thank you very much, everybody. Welcome back. Were hanging out with will arnett right here, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] flaked is on netflix right now, season two. Now will, i want to keep the interview going, but lets spice up the conversation a a little bit with a little word sneak. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] word sneak word sneak jimmy now heres how it works. Well each get cards with random words written on them. Our goal is to work those words into the conversation as casually and as seamlessly as possible. You in . [ light laughter ] yeah, im in. Jimmy all right, there are your cards right there. Now let the word sneak begin. So, will, do you have any plans for the summer . Oh, listen, i cant get the summer started until the basketball finals are over, cause right now theyre exciting. Have you been watching them at all . Jimmy by the way, i should say this, you should pick the first one, right . Do you know that . Yeah. Jimmy did you read the first card . The top one . Jimmy yes. Yeah, i got it. [ laughter ] so watching the basketball finals. Jimmy watching the basketball finals. So there i am. Im at the espn zone, right . And im watching. Jimmy the theme restaurant . And i can barely get food. And theyre like, do you want anything. Im like, no. And so she just brings some breadsticks over [ ding ] just to get me started. And [ cheers and applause ] anyway, so i ate them. [ laughter ] they were good. They were good. Jimmy thats all you ate was breadsticks . Breadsticks, yeah. Jimmy thats all you ate them at espn zone . Well i had i think we had water. I might have had water. Do you watch are you excited for the summer . I mean, do you do anything special . Jimmy well, like a little bit. [ laughter ] yeah . Jimmy you know, like a a little [ light laughter ] like i watched the game just like a little, you know, tiny bit. Just a little bit . Jimmy just a little bit. [ light laughter ] just like a little. Like, of the five which of the five fingers would represent how much you watch . Of all the fingers, including the thumb. Jimmy the thumb is a finger too. Yeah. Jimmy i would just probably say just a pinkie. Thats all. [ ding ] i just a little bit. [ cheers and applause ] youre right. Thats a little bit. Jimmy thats a little bit. But i love it. I love basketball. Its fun. Its exciting. Lebron is great. Lebrons amazing. Jimmy the warriors. Golden state. No, its great. I get up when they when any one of those guys makes a big score, i just get up. Im just like you know, i just want to dance. You know what i mean . [ light laughter ] i want to dance. Jimmy youre at the zone. Youre at the im at the espn zone. Which, you know, im always hanging out at the zone. [ light laughter ] so im in the zone. Jimmy youre in the zone, of course. And the guy scores and im like hit it, and hes like jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. La bamba. La bamba jimmy yes, la bamba. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] and i just, i go crazy. Ba ba ba ba balalalala la bamba jimmy i love that, man. I do that all the time, you know. I remember one time i was dancing to la bamba. I was a kid. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy i loved it. I would go to the vfw with my dad every sunday. And id go and i would play la bamba on the jukebox and id say, daddy, one day id really like the la bamba 45 record. And he said, well, maybe if youre a good boy, you know, youll get it from you know, santa claus or something, you know . Because we dont have that much money. And i go, i think my tooth is loose. You know . [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy so we did what he normally does. He tied my tooth to an iron and then threw the iron out the window. [ laughter ] out the window . Jimmy came right out. I was in shock. I didnt know what he was going to do with the iron. Sure. And youre little. Youre small. Jimmy im a baby. Ive got to be, you know, 16, 17 years old. [ laughter ] and i put the bloody tooth under my pillowcase. Yeah. Jimmy you know . At night. And i went to bed. And i go, good night, daddy. [ laughter ] i remember he said, you got to grow up some day. Oh, whatever. Not tonight, daddy. Let me take a nap. I was like you know, i was shaving and stuff. Sure. Jimmy and so i said good night, daddy. I woke up the next morning. You know what was under my pillowcase . I have no idea. What . Jimmy a 45 of la bamba from the tooth fairy. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] isnt that a great story . Its unbelievable. Jimmy its true. That is unbelievable. Jimmy it is unbelievable. Im canadian. I dont know if you knew this. Jimmy i did know that. Absolutely. We love canada, yeah. But you want somebody so i to back it up, i drove down here. I had nothing, i had nothing but the clothes on my back and jimmy the clothes were on your back. Were they in a backpack . [ light laughter ] i put all my clothes in the backpack. Jimmy smart. I was sneaking across the border, all right . [ laughter ] jimmy thats a great story. What are you working for i. C. E. . [ laughter ] so, i abandoned my car in the woods. [ light laughter ] and it was my favorite old car. And it only played country western music. And i could never get it. One tape, it was jammed in there and it was that song, you know, so youre brad pitt that dont impress me much shania twain. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and you made it across the border. And you made it across the border and now youre here in the states. And we love that youre here. Thank you. Jimmy and we love the work youre doing. Flaked is available on netflix. And you know, i see the new i see the new episodes coming out. And i go, my golly. [ laughter ] i see the new episode coming up and i go, golly wow. I look i look at my netflix queue and i see new episodes of flaked and i go, jeepers creepers. [ ding ] [ laughter ] booyah jimmy you know what im saying . Booyah [ cheers and applause ] [ ding ] jimmy thats it right there [ ding ] will arnett [ cheers and applause ] our summer plans season two of flaked is on Netflix Streaming right now. Well be back with courtney b. Vance. Booyah. [ cheers and applause ] we come into this world needing others. Then we are told its braver to go it alone. But there is another way to live. A way that sees the only path to fulfillment is through others. Welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. You stand out in a crowd. And are pulled together. You follow your own lead and show your strength. Always comfortable in your own skin. We see what makes you unique. 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You can now see him alongside tom cruise in the big new movie the mummy, which opens in theaters and imax 3d tomorrow. Please welcome the very talented, courtney b. Vance. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talkin come on. [ cheers and applause ] courtney b. Vance courtney b. Vance jimmy thats your name in the hizz. Jimmy in the hizz. Whats happening, baby . Jimmy what are you doing . How are you doing . And thank you, first of all, before we even get into this, for helping me out for my big Golden Globes oh, man. Jimmy i had a big musical opening. And you were fantastic in it, singing and dancing. You looked just like a million bucks. You know, i had never done anything like that before. So when you asked, i was like, oh, please. I want to be a part of Something Like that. Ive always looked at him going it used to be you guys just went out there and did a a little monologue. Jimmy yeah. Now you gotta do a whole number. Jimmy we did a whole movie. You had a whole production number. [ light laughter ] jimmy with opened with a a movie, yeah. A movie. And you were we were doing it, and you was this is great this is so wonderful thank you so much, everybody [ light laughter ] and i was like jimmy thats a great impression. I was it was. Jimmy because i am i am also the voice of elmo. I dont know if people know that. [ laughter ] but you were enthusiastic, man. You were happy. Jimmy i had the greatest time ever, because you, sterling, travolta sarah. Jimmy oh, my god, Sarah Paulson i mean, i love that show so much. And just every performance was just rock solid. Im just a big fan of yours in general. Thank you, man. Jimmy so to get to meet you, and then doing the bit with you, meant a lot to me. We we love you, man. We love hanging out with you. Jimmy i love you right back, man. Please. Thank you for the opportunity. Jimmy and then you crushed, i mean, you got you got the emmy award. Wow. Jimmy that was a big deal, right . That was. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy do you get excited about those things . You know, you really do, but you gotta temper yourself, cause if you dont get it, then you got to thank you. Im so happy, im so happy that they won. [ laughter ] im so happy, im so happy that other person just won and i didnt. [ light laughter ] so happy. Jimmy so, happy, yeah. And you were at the end of the night, too. So, and then they you listen for the first syllable of your name. You listen for c jimmy thank you [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Jimmy the winner is courtney b. Vance. Jimmy Carrie Vaughn and then you have about 25 seconds to get up on the stage and say everything before the music comes on. Jimmy yeah, and they they play you off. That music is not coming up on me. Its not coming up on me. Jimmy no, of course not. Youve worked too hard, man. And you deserved it, man. Thanks. Thank you so much. Jimmy and youre doing another American Crime story with ryan murphy, is that true . Yes, katrina. Jimmy oh, wow, goodness i cannot wait. Its going to be going to be wonderful. Jimmy well, were a fan of your stuff. And i got to see you on the big screen, the really big screen. I got to see you in imax. Oh, you did . You saw it in imax . Jimmy i dont play around. I saw it in 3d, i havent seen it in imax. Jimmy i dont play around, man. I see whatever this is at your house, right . You got it at your house. Jimmy i have an imax at my house. At your house. Jimmy i live in an imax theater, yeah. [ laughter ] and man, thats the way to see it, i think. I just love this. Its a big movie, its a big summer blockbuster. There you are. Have you ever seen yourself in imax . I have not. I wanted to come to your house. [ laughter ] jimmy youre 100 feet tall. And youre on there with tom cruise. When are we going . To your house . Jimmy youre more invited youre more than invited to my house. Were all going to your house. Jimmy lets go, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] see what ive done . See what ive done . Jimmy yeah, youre very good at this. I know. [ light laughter ] but i like this whole idea of the mummy and the universals bringing back theyre making a whole tentpole of a movie called dark universe. Theyre bringing back all these monster movies. Dr. Jekyll mr. Hyde, frankenstein. And this is the first one, the mummy. Go see courtney b. Vance and tom cruise. And Russell Crowes also great in this, too. Russell crowe, yeah, thats right. Jimmy hes sneaks in there and just crushes it. Annabelle wallis, sofia. Jimmy oh, sofia. I mean, its just fun, fun movie. I want to show a clip. Heres courtney b. Vance in the mummy. Take a look at this. Colonel, this is a a significant find. I need your men to secure this village. Were not even supposed to be here. Its my job to make sure that anything of value stays out of enemy hands. We have no idea what could be down there. The contents of tutankhamens tomb alone were valued at 650 Million Pounds sterling. Understand . Colonel . If i may. With a couple of shape charges we can just close this hole right up, and ms. Halsey can come back another day. Shut up. Shut up. Okay. Youve got two hours, then were moving out. Youre getting in the hole with her. Him . Me . Yep. Sir you gear up. Thats an order. Ill be right here holdin the ropes, sarge. Get in the damn hole, vail. Oh, man. Jimmy courtney b. Vance, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you again for doing that Golden Globes thing. Yes. Jimmy you are a gentleman and such a talented actor. The mummy hits theaters and imax 3d tomorrow. Well be back with laurie metcalf. Stick around, everybody. My house [ cheers and applause ] [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. 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Crave van [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a multiple emmyaward winning actress who is currently nominated for her fourth tony award for her performance in a dolls house part two which was just extended for the remainder of this year at the golden theater here in new york city. Say hello to laurie metcalf, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy laurie metcalf. Thank you so much for being here. Its my pleasure. Jimmy congratulations on the nomination. I want to get into a dolls house part two. Yeah. Jimmy i think i first got to know you like most people from roseanne, and you were just phenomenal on that show. [ cheers and applause ] and all the cast was great. And theyre rebooting it, right, for eight episodes . We are, yes, its coming back, yeah, for eight episodes. [ cheers ] jimmy how exciting. Everybodys on board . Everybodys on board, yeah. There will be new people because we had children, you know, roseanne and i both had little tiny tots 20 years ago. Jimmy thats right. So there will be new characters. Jimmy how did this come about . Well, i think that john goodman was on the talk with sara gilbert. Jimmy of course. And they did a little parody, i think like a a 30second parody where they brought in the couch and john and sarah were sitting on the couch and watching a Football Game or Something Like that. And it went over really well. And then john was asked on the show would you ever do a a reunion, and he said yes right off the bat. So sarah started calling people. Called the whole cast. Everybody said yes. They said save, october, november, so were all coming back. Jimmy no way. [ cheers and applause ] how fun is that . It was quick, so i guess it was meant to be, i think. Jimmy well lets talk about this, whats happening right now. Congratulations on the extension. A dolls house part two. Do we need to know what part one is . You do not need to know, thats why the title is a a little bit misleading. I mean, i love the title. I think its so funny. Jimmy oh, me too. But yeah, you dont need to know the henrik ibsen a dolls house which was written in 1879. Jimmy of course. [ laughter ] tell me about ibsen. Hes my dude, i love this. Oh my gosh. Was it 1891 or 1892. No, 79. Jimmy yeah, 1879, of course. To appreciate the sequel because it stands on its own. But you might also think because of the title that its a drama and that its a period piece and kind of stuffy and, you know, dated. Its fresh and funny. Jimmy laughs. And its real provocative. Its so funny. Jimmy dude, everybody. Youre getting the best reviews and well deserved because theyre saying how funny you are in this. So and i cannot wait. I mean youre down the street, so i just cant wait. I want to check this out. But now youre nominated for a a tony award. Is that exciting to you . When you go to the tony awards . Yes, it was so exciting. The whole cast got nominated. So we had a wonderful on the tuesday when the announcements came out, we had a great show. We had a jimmy yeah, absolutely. We had a toast backstage afterwards. And i think we all wanted to get in a car together. Theres only four of us in the show. So us and our dates and roll up in some stretch limo and have the whole cast pour out. Jimmy yeah, just do it. Like a clown car. Jimmy just do it [ cheers and applause ] why not . We will look forward to that. Ill be watching the tonys and i have a good feeling. And im just a big fan of yours. Congratulations on this. And thank you for coming over. [ cheers and applause ] laurie metcalf. Go see a dolls house part two at the golden theater right here on broadway. Youre off to a performing right now . Yeah right now. Jimmy go, break a leg. [ cheers and applause ] we have a performance from Lindsey Buckingham and Christine Mcvie after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] fallon 6 Buckingham Mcvie [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, get ready to turn this up. This sounds so good. Theyre grammyaward winning members of one of the bestselling bands of all time. And theyre out with their first album as a duo. Performing in my world off their selftitled album please welcome Lindsey Buckingham and Christine Mcvie [ cheers and applause ] fare farewell heart of gold maybe were lost without a cost of stories that weve told in my World Everybody stays nobody wishes for words they couldnt say bless my soul let the night unfurl dancing spinning dreaming singing in my world fare farewell liberty maybe were lost without the cost of who we used to be in my World Everybody stays nobody wishes for words they couldnt say bless my soul let the night unfurl dancin spinnin dreamin singing in my world in my World Everybody stays nobody wishes for words they couldnt say bless my soul let the night unfurl dancin spinnin dreamin singing in my world lay lay down for a bout take your time to cross the line all without a doubt in my World Everybody stays nobody wishes for words they couldnt say bless my soul let the night unfurl dancing spinning dreaming singing in my world in my World Everybody stays nobody wishes for words they couldnt say bless my soul let the night unfurl dancing spinning dreaming singing in my world in my World Everybody stays nobody wishes for words they couldnt say bless my soul let the night unfurl dancing and dreaming singing in my world [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on oh, my goodness come on. Thank you, thank you. Come on. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Lindsey Buckingham Christine Mcvie [ cheers and applause ] catch them on tour starting next week. My thanks to will arnett, courtney b. Vance, laurie metcalf, Lindsey Buckingham, Christine Mcvie. And the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight joel edgerton, from band aid, actress and director, zoe listerjones, music from royal blood. Featuring the 8g band with jared champion. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. [ cheers and applause ] hows everybody doing tonight . That is great to hear. Lets get to the news everybody. Former fbi director james comey testified before the Senate Intelligence committee today and comey ran the gambit of emotions from bemusement, to confusion, to outright anger

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