Comedians kate berlant and john early, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 622 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hi, everybody [ cheers and applause ] yes i can feel it. I can feel the love. Im sending it right back to you. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here. You made it. Youre here. Youre the show. Come on this is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Youre at the show. Well, heres what people are heres what people are talking about. I saw this today. At the white house, President Trump had lunch with japanese Prime Minister shinzo abe. And out of respect for the Prime Minister, trump decided to eat his doritos using chopsticks. Steve oh. [ laughter ] nice. Jimmy President Trump actually greeted japanese Prime Minister shinzo abe with a hug. Trump said he would have bowed, but it wasnt like he was meeting Vladimir Putin or anything. [ light laughter ] at the end of their meeting, trump and abe shared a a handshake for photographers, but it felt like it went on a a little too long. And this is real. Check out the Prime Ministers face when they finally wrap it up. Watch. Thank you, everybody. [ laughter ] steve hey jimmy ooh, boy. Steve oh jimmy start the car [ applause ] steve oh, boy ohho jimmy yes, yes, yes okay. Lets [ light laughter ] but the big story is that last night three federal judges unanimously ruled against reinstating trumps immigration ban. [ cheers and applause ] even worse for trump, all three judges were wearing robes from nordstroms. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, that is just that is rude. Steve that is rude. Jimmy that is rude. Steve insult to injury. Jimmy guys, get this. There are rumors that President Trump could appoint sarah palin as the u. S. Ambassador to canada. Palin says shes flattered, but she doesnt really want to move to europe. [ laughter ] thank you very much, though. Appreciate it. Thats right. Trump could appoint sarah palin as the ambassador to canada, which explains why now canada is building a wall. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] i want to say congratulations to george and amal clooney who are expecting twins. [ cheers and applause ] george was really surprised, because he thought he was done with twins once he got married. [ light laughter ] and, uh [ light laughter ] hey, guys, lets get to some sports. I saw that Major League Baseball is considering a rule change that would put a runner on second base at the start of extra innings. Which explains their new slogan Major League Baseball, even we get bored from baseball. [ laughter and applause ] but, guys, valentines day is right around the corner. And everyone is getting in the spirit. In fact, President Trump even had a few custom candy hearts made just for him. Theyre very specific, actually. Take a look. The first one says i love me. [ light laughter ] the next one says long ties. Small hands. Cant lose. [ laughter ] finally the last one says easy d [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hot crowd tonight we have a great show. We love it when she comes by the show. Lena dunham is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] there she is right there. Weve known lena since she she started girls. Steve yeah. Jimmy weve been here for the whole ride. This is the last season of it. It premieres on sunday. But well talk with her. Itll be super fun. Also from the new movie john wick chapter 2, my man common is stopping by steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy action packed movie. Steve come on. Jimmy great, super fun. Later in the show, common and the roots are going to do a a little wheel of freestyle. [ cheers ] and we have great standup from kate berlant and john early, everybody steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre really great. Oh, i love them. Guys, were about to do one of our favorite segments on the show. Im very excited about this. We havent done this in a a while. Its time to find out what happens when you take the head of one celebrity and then put it on the body of another celebrity. Its time for head swap. [ cheers and applause ] talking bout a head swap talking bout a head swap first you take a head then you put it on another body like if joe jonass head was on adam levines body thats a head swap first you take two pictures of some famous people then you try to scan them into your computer but the computers locked and you forgot the password so you walk the pictures to the graphics guy but the graphic guys says we cant use those pictures because theyll cost a hefty licensing fee and we dont have the money so youre out of luck but if you dont have the pictures then youll never be able to do head swap the graphic guy says hey, i got a plan thats chad the intern right over there dont you think he looks just like joe jonas and he really does you cant believe your eyes so you decide to use the photo of the intern instead and hope that everyone just thinks its joe jonas and you go up to the intern and say, hey, chad can we take your photo and pretend youre joe jonas who, me i look nothing like joe jonas i look way more like a young tom cruise no, man, you look just like joe jonas i cant believe you never heard that before if i look like any jonas brother it would be nick so you take out a photo of the Jonas Brothers and you ask him to point to the brother he looks like out of all of them i look most like that one but he points to nick and hes clearly wrong you have a deadline so you politely agree all of a sudden you take his picture [ camera shutter ] you put a photo next to one of dnce and you ask him which one he looks like the most he says he looks most like the guy with the mohawk which is kinda weird because thats not joe jonas his name is cole whittle and he plays bass in the band maybe you just cant picture me with a mohawk now youre mad and so to prove your point you call in marie shes the hair stylist and she comes up and gives the intern a mohawk but he still doesnt look like that guy with the mohawk he looks like joe jonas in a mohawk wig this guys too much trouble lets just pay for the photo thats not an option cause we dont have the money i lost 30,000 betting on draft kings im in a lot of trouble cause i havent paid up im pretty sure those guys are gonna break my thumbs just then the bookies bust down the door [ knocking ] give us the money or well break your thumbs [ snapping ] leave us alone we just want to do head swaps hey, did you say head swap we love that bit we like when you take the celebritys head and put it on a different celebritys body but why is tom cruise wearing a mohawk i told you i looked like tom cruise with a mohawk we wont make you pay if you make us a head swap of mohawk tom cruise and adam levine and everyones excited cause its finally time to put mohawk tom cruises head on adam levins body for a head swap head swap [ cheers ] head swap head swap [ cheers and applause ] jimmy head swap. Steve we gotta fire that graphic jimmy they could have just used the photo from the polaroid. Steve yeah. Jimmy and swapped it with that. Steve i know. Youd be done already. Jimmy yeah. Steve you gotta fire that guy. Jimmy my thanks to joe jonas for helping us out with that bit. [ cheers and applause ] check out dnce now on their world tour. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The moto z with motomods. Get 50 off on moto z droid. Sir . You give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Yes. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Nope. With the blue cash everyday card you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. 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Hey, james, got any big plans for the weekend . [ light laughter ] james, can i get some thank you notes writing music, please . Hes suspicious or something, yeah. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] what are his plans for the weekend . Jimmy i dont know. [ laughter ] steve uhoh dont ask [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, vacation photo of barack obama, for looking like a gopro commercial, a rayban commercial, and a flomax commercial all rolled into one. There you go. A lot of [ laughter and applause ] thank you, giant snowstorms hitting the northeast, or as Punxsutawney Phil put it, told you bitches. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. What an attitude. Thats just rude. Jimmy he got an attitude. That groundhog. Steve really. Hes a groundhog with a tude. Jimmy thank you, Jeff Sessions for being confirmed as attorney general. Im sure the other keebler elves will miss you. [ laughter and applause ] they probably will. Probably will. Steve got to move on. Jimmy thank you, dominos pizza, for launching a wedding registry. [ light laughter ] the perfect idea for couples who will be together for 30 minutes or less. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, people who fall asleep on planes, for making me feel like a cat burglar while trying to sneak past you to use the bathroom. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, candy hearts, for being a great way to say i love you, do you mind, and heres something that tastes like antacid. [ laughter and applause ] steve i love you, honey. Jimmy i love you, honey. Thank you, people who wear snowshoes for looking like you accidentally stepped in a pile of tennis rackets. [ laughter and applause ] oops. Steve huh. Jimmy thank you, identity fraud, for being at an alltime high. Wait is that true . Identity fraud is at an alltime high . Yep, you should make sure you have Strong Passwords on all of your accounts. [ light laughter ] will do. There you have it. Those of your thank you notes. Well be right back with lena dunham [ cheers and applause ] e ] i will never wash my hair again. I will never never wash my hair again now, i fuel it new pantene doesnt just wash your hair, it fuels it. With the first prov nutrient blend, making every. Strand stronger dont just wash your hair fuel it fuel your hair. Because strong is beautiful. Hashtag stuffy nose. Hashtag no sleep. Hashtag mouthbreather. Just put on a breathe right strip. It instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than Cold Medicine alone. Shut your mouth and say goodnight mouthbreathers. Breathe right. So tasty. Gus is a handful. We dont know what this thing is, but someday, gus will because this is the thing that gus will build that will change the world. And this is the thing that could change gus world. Gus doesnt know what this thing is, but we know what this thing is. This is the thing well help gus get rid of. And without this thing, gus can grow up to build this thing, whatever that thing is, because thats what we do. We do health things, and we do those things for northern california, birthplace of pioneers. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is the creator, producer, writer and star of the awardwinning comedy girls. Which returns for its sixth and final season, this sunday at 10 pm on hbo. Here she is on the cover of nylon there. Everyone, please welcome the very talented lena dunham our pal, lena dunham. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lena, welcome back, to the show. What an honor. Jimmy im feeling the love right there. Thank you. Yes that was amazing. Jimmy the crowd loves you. New york loves you. Thank you so much. Jimmy yeah, of course [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy you look gorgeous. Thank you for coming back to the show but you also brought some special guestss who are these guys . I did. These are two of my dogs. This is susan and this is karen. [ light laughter ] theyre brother, lemmy, lives in california. Hes more of a cali kind of guy, but hes our jimmy hes more of a west coast dude . Yeah, more laid back west coast dude. But these are jimmy so theyre susan and karen . Thats susan, thats karen yeah. Jimmy yeah. They just turned 6 months. Jimmy they did, yeah. [ audience aws ] they did so susan and karen, are they buddies . Do they know each other . They know theyre cousins. Jimmy okay. And they live together. Jimmy uh huh. But theyre really different. And so it can be hard for them to coexist peacefully because they have super different interests. You know . Like imagine having to be roommates with someone who is just really different than you. Jimmy you cant choose your family. [ light laughter ] yeah. You cant, no. And i will say the loud music is not abuse, because my boyfriend is a musician and works from home. So theyre very used to the thumping drum and bass. It really drives them. [ laughter ] but yeah. Theyre really different. Jimmy no so is it susan dunham . Is it did they take your name . No, no, no. This is susan simmons. Jimmy mmhmm. And this is karen demango. So shes jewish. Shes italian. Jimmy of course. Yeah, thats right. [ light laughter ] and i guess karen is much more like i dont want to say basic, because its not a a nice word. Jimmy oh, my. Yeah. Oh no theyre kissing. But like, theyre they you know, they have a a connection, but, like, karen is into whats she into . Like chris pine movies. [ light laughter ] she likes like her favorite actor is minka kelly. Like she loves minka kelly. Anything minka kellys in. I think minka kellys beautiful too. Jimmy yeah. But for karen, its like an obsession. Jimmy shes obsessed. Shes obsessed. Too much, almost. Too much. Or like she reads jimmy too much minka. Us weekly and, like she got this coat because kate hudson was wearing it. [ light laughter ] thats what shes like. Jimmy yeah, i know. Okay. That now, whats susan like . She looks like, more new yorker on the street . Yeah. Jimmy you know . Well here is something about susan thats complicated. Susan has a growth disorder. So, while shes five days older than karen, shes never going to get any bigger. And the other thing about susan. Shes very goth, shes very dark, shes very moody. Jimmy what . Well, shes only been off heroin four months. Jimmy oh my goodness. This is terrible. I did not know this at all. This is just good for her. Shes only been sober for four months. But shed love to be held by you if youd be interested. Jimmy of course. Yeah, i mean if she doesnt mind. No, no she doesnt mind at all. She loves it. Jimmy hi, buddy. Hi [ audience aws ] hi i know. Okay. Shes used to the public eye. Shes been to a rap music shoot before. [ light laughter ] jimmy like, a rap music shoot . Yeah. Jimmy shes been in a a video . No. She was just on the set, kind of hanging. Jimmy shes just jimmy oh shes a fan of videos or rap music . Or she likes rap music. Jimmy she does. And she likes just hanging around creative people. Jimmy mmhmm. Shes a poet. So she likes to go places where she can kind of test her flow, and get her energy going. Jimmy shes a poet. She does shes written poems . Yes. Hangs out a lot on st. Marks place, and on st. Marks place you meet different poets so she writes with her friends there. Jimmy yeah. And right now the stuff shes working on is pretty dark. Like im trying to encourage her in a more commercial direction. Jimmy like she brought one of her poems. Jimmy like like, like. Oh, really . Yeah. Jimmy would she mind reading one . Or would you like to read it for her . She doesnt want to read it, but i can read it. Jimmy not a performer . Shes shy . Jimmy more behind the scenes type of thing. Yeah. She writes under a pen name. Jimmy what pen name does she write under . She hasnt told me. Jimmy yeah. She cant do that. She hasnt told me. Jimmy yeah. So, well this is a poem she wrote look. Shes so happy over there with you. Jimmy yeah, this is fun. She loves you. And you know what . Before we came on the show she was like, i dont want to do this, hes so commercial. [ light laughter ] but, like shes into it jimmy yeah, i mean, yeah, shes kind of yeah. Shes kind of im just kind of uh you can see karens just like shes on klonopin. Shes degaffed. [ laughter ] jimmy klonopin. This is what jimmy so this is written by susan. Jimmy susan, yeah. Susan skay simmons. Jimmy all right. Yeah. Okay. Jimmy lets hear it. Thank you. Its called father youre nothing. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my susan. You thought you could sire dozens of babies, and never have to worry about the what ifs and the maybes. But we dont know you. Youre no stud to us. You treated mom like the town bike. Some object of lust. But shes real. Were real. Every single pup. Its time for you to get real and grow up [ light laughter ] you want to know me now . Why even bother. Im just another bitch who doesnt have a father. Jimmy oh, my gosh. I cant believe she [ applause ] but shes not using it in a a derogatory way. Shes a female dog. Jimmy i know. Female dog, i know. I like that, i think its good. But then in the last line she uplifts it. Because she says, and when you wonder how your daughter is doing now, shes at the head of the pack, and everyone is saying, wow. Jimmy thats very good. Thats fantastic. How long has she been doing this . Only two months. Jimmy two months. We actually have your coproducer, judd apatow. We had him actually record a a question when he was here. A couple weeks ago. For you. And so id like to show that. Judd, whats your question for lena . Hi, lena. The coolest boss in the world. I thought that maybe you could tell everybody what your first day on the set was like at girls. And how you bonded with the crew. And thats it. Jimmy all right. [ applause ] hes the greatest, by the way. Hes the best. And that thing at the end is a a move he likes to do to paparazzi. If everyone is trying to take a a picture of him, he just runs directly at the camera growling and scares them, more than they could ever scare him. Jimmy oh, thats a good idea. Yeah. Jimmy thats great. It really works. Jimmy what was he talking about . What did you do with the crew . Do you remember what hes talking about . Well, what i think shes working with your nose. What i think is hes talking about, is on the first day of shooting girls, i was doing a a naked scene, which i dont think will surprise anybody, a a nude scene. Jimmy uhhuh. And i was supposed to be nude in a bathtub, eating a a cupcake. Jimmy that was your first scene, in the whole girls . That was the first scene. I was directing, pilot. Jimmy shes eating paper, sorry. And you know you couldnt see my boobs or my under stuff, but, i just felt like i didnt understand that i could wear, like, nude undergarments. I thought like, oh, to be super real i got to be naked. I got to be naked. And finally the costume person came up to me. She was like, you know, its kind of weird that youre naked, when we dont have to see your we dont have to see it. So, why dont you just put on a a nude ill just take this over here. Why dont you just put on, like like [ laughter ] im so into you right now jimmy we do the same thing. We do the same thing. I was directing and i was insisting jimmy you dont have to direct nude. Upon being naked in a scene where, like you know, when, like, Reese Witherspoon does a a sex scene. And the sheets are up to, here shes not secretly fully nude under the covers. Jimmy no. Shes wearing underwear like a reasonable human. I was like, im going to be so real that im going to be naked for the whole day. And finally judd came up to me, and he was like, you might actually be making the crew kind of uncomfortable. [ light laughter ] theyre used to people yeah. Jimmy were actors. Were in the business. Yeah, you can put clothes on. We get it. Yeah, like and i was like, no. Im brave. Im a brave woman. And hes like, we get it. Put a bra on. [ light laughter ] and then i think after that, the crew was like, okay. Theres nothing we really cant do around this person. Jimmy very good. And that was six years of love. Jimmy oh. And then about three years in i quit wearing undergarments again. So i had a threeyear run with underwear and then a threeyear run where i stopped. Jimmy and this season, is a a mixed bag, we dont know. Its mostly non. Jimmy yeah. Mostly nonunderwear. Jimmy there you go. Mostly non this season. A little and the first episode, ill say, is punshing amounts of nudity. Jimmy really . Yeah. If you jimmy on your end . Yeah. If you are my father, its not a fun episode. [ laughter ] jimmy im not your father. No. Jimmy no. And if youre into sort of, like like a a mildly dumpy chick with a sassy attitude, youre going to really like what you find. [ light laughter ] jimmy what . No, no, no, no. No. No. No, thats [ applause ] that was my slogan for the tonight show. When we first started. If you like a mildly guy a mildly dumpy guy. Jimmy a mildly dumpy guy. With a sassy attitude . Jimmy yeah, that was my slogan, yeah. Can you do you want to say what the season is about . Youre kind of wrapping it up. You guys are kind of youve grown up . Yeah, theres like some big life decisions to make. And the characters do some things that are actually mature, which is shocking and confusing. Jimmy thats great. I love it. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres lena dunham in the season premiere of girls, this sunday. Take a look at this. Yeah. Youve got this. Back muscles engaged. Just start paddling. Just like youre swimming. Nice and easy, just paddling. In that position. Yeah, but with the chest up. And paddling with a forward motion. Paddle, paddle, paddle. Good. Okay. Thats enough paddling. And then hands on the rails. Okay. Now the wave comes. Im going to push you up into a a standing position. One, two, three, up pop up okay. Thats not bad. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. You okay . [ bleep ]. No, im not okay. Relax. No, im not okay [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lena dunham, everybody, sixth and final season of girls premieres this sunday at 10 pm on hbo. Congratulations. Congratulations thank you jimmy common joins us after the break thank you. Jimmy stick around everybody. You did a great job. [ cheers and applause ] modern life deserves a modern way to pay. Oh jane, youre getting a ticket im going to get you out of this chair. Breton. You can use it online and on your phone. Nope. Its been masterpassed. Winning the little victories, priceless masterpass, the secure way to pay from your bank dont just buy it, masterpass it. Something bigger. Here. And something. Smaller. Juicy. Lettucey. Oniony. Cheesy. Iconic big mac®. Now in three sizes, for a limited time only. Ba da ba ba ba all right . How do you become americas bestselling brand . Ooohhh yeah. Keep breathing. Keep breathing. Im breating, lets go. You make it protective. Can you go a little faster . Just trying to be safe. You make it hard working. Hey guys. You make it so everyones happy. Going further to make life better. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. [ alarm weather. Eping ] [ laughter ] cartoons. Wait for it. [ cat screech ] [ laughter ] [ screaming ] [ laughter ] make everyday awesome with the power of xfinity x1. Hi grandma and the fastest internet. [ girl screaming ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an oscar, golden globe, and multiple grammy awardwinning artist who stars in the new movie john wick chapter 2, which is in theaters now. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome common. [ cheers and applause ] you wanted this shot, right . Yeah. Jimmy you cant beat the roots. I know, theyre so good. Naw, you cant. Jimmy i know, theyre so good. The best. Jimmy welcome back to the show. I got to say the last time you were here you performed black america again. And it was not only a fantastic song, but also the way it was shot, too and the you put so much thought into all of that stuff. And it was moving. It was fantastic. So thank you for that. No, thank you. I thank amir, hes really, like he really came up with that. [ cheers and applause ] with the concept and i loved that you all let us shoot that. A mean lot of people called me like, man that was amazing. Jimmy oh just honestly, our director too and everyone that shot it. Yeah. Jimmy and lit it, and it was just perfectly if you havent seen it, go on youtube and check it out. Common, black america again. And it was just youll be like, wow. Thats why thats why we have this show. Yeah. Jimmy you do cool things like that. And fun things like that. I know, ive never seen anything like that. Jimmy i know me neither. I loved it. But thank you for doing that. Yeah. Jimmy i got to say, its probably fun, you know, hanging out with me [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy cause you know, because, were on you know, were kind of label mates. Kind of, and you know were on the same were on the hamilton mix tape together. Oh, so were label mates, right . Yeah. Jimmy you didnt know that . Yeah. Jimmy yeah we did you know that . Yeah, no, i did know. I did know. I did jimmy did you know i love that . I was just trying to, play you like a new emcee and play you like i didnt know you was on the album. But jimmy i did. But look i was a cool i kept my cool the whole time. I know you kept it. Jimmy yeah, like a new emcee. Yeah. You did a good job. Jimmy i tried, man. You did a great job. Jimmy how cool is that were on that . I mean the hamilton its just thats a kind of man, i love i love hamilton. And then to get to do it with the roots is like, for me, i was like, yes. Like it was hamilton already, the play itself was like, ah, man. Ive seen it like three, or four times. Four times. Jimmy four times you said . Yeah. Four times. To be on the mix tape, was like it was all of these great artists on there. And then we get to upgrade well not upgrade the songs but do a different version. Jimmy a different version of them, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy but you got to meet and talk with linmanuel miranda. Yeah. Jimmy who is just the a a genius, and the nicest dude. Yeah. Jimmy i remember meet yeah, the man is cool. Man is cool. Jimmy hes great. [ applause ] hes a hard worker, man. Yeah. Jimmy he, puts it out there. But, he told you that he loosely based George Washington on you . Yeah. That was something. Yeah. I mean, thats funny to think of me and George Washington as, like, same type of guys, but [ laughter ] but jimmy i dont i immediately go to you when i think of George Washington. Yeah, thats what i was thinking. Jimmy yeah. Well but when i saw the play, when i saw the musical, i was for the fourth time, i was like, man, this is. There was something about George Washington i did relate to, to be honest, and then when i went backstage and talked to lin, he was like, yeah. That was that characters loosely based on you. Because i felt like i could do that George Washington character. But you know thats what i loved about hamilton all those characters. You kind of like lose your thoughts on what George Washington or Thomas Jefferson is. And kind of see them as real people. Jimmy thats what i did too. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i was freaked out, man. Yeah. Jimmy i was seriously i was like bawling after the second time. I go, this is the coolest ever. Yeah. Jimmy ever man. Its beautiful. Jimmy it was trippy. It was one of best things ever. Jimmy yeah. Speaking of one of the best things ever, john wick chapter 2. Youre back. Youre i mean. This is, john wick is back. Youre in it now if you got like action and beautifully shot of the whos the director on this . His name chad stahelski. Hes like him and keanu go way back from the matrix days, so. Jimmy yeah, ah its its got stunt work in it. Jimmy its so well done. But from the beginning of the movie, goes all the way to the end. Just actionpacked, crazy, beautifully shot. You have some great fighting scenes. Yeah. Jimmy with keanu, man. Yeah, i was looking forward. I was like, look, im going to get in there and kick keanus ass. Jimmy no but, it didnt happen like that, dude. It was a real toe to toe jimmy you cant do that. But it would be youre just acting, right . Yeah, were just acting but jimmy like, how do you do it . Do you just go like and punch that way . And then and punch that way and then you punch this way and then youre knocked out. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah he just really punched me in the face. Nah. But seriously, it is a lot of preparation, choreography to it. But one thing jimmy thats brilliant. One thing about chad is the director, he when you get there, he, like, tries to make it spontaneous and give you all of this new stuff and keanu is the best, man. I got to say. Hes like the greatest. So i just wanted to be at that level and work with him at that level. Jimmy is he like a a perfectionist . Yeah, he oh man. If we dont get it right, hes like, lets do it again. Hes like, it just dont have the flavor. Lets get it better. Im like, okay. Well get it better. And we just keep going until we get it to the level where its right. But, thats what type of person i am. So i was glad to work with keanu. Jimmy [ inaudible ] yeah. Jimmy well it just works. Its just congratulations on it. Thank you. Jimmy we have a clip. Heres common and keanu reeves in john wick chapter 2. Take a look at this. [ crash ] ah gentlemen. Gentlemen. Yeah. Do i need to remind you that there will be no business conducted on the continental grounds . No, signore. No, sir. 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[dong] [rocket launching] skip the bank, skip the paperwork, and go completely online. Securely share your financial info and confidently get an accurate mortgage solution in minutes. Lift the burden of getting a home loan with Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. [whisper rocket] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Im here with common [ cheers and applause ] who can be seen in john wick chapter 2 opening in theaters today. Now, in addition to being an actor, youre also an amazing, amazing rapper. So i thought that we could put your skills to the test right now. Its time for wheel of freestyle. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] its the wheel of freestyle yeah jimmy now, heres how it works. Ill hit this button here. Were gonna activate a random word generator. Itll land on three words and its your job to work them all into a freestyle rap. Now, because im not really known for my freestyle skills, youll be facing off against the roots own tariq trotter, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy you know it, right . Tariq is a bad boy over there. Jimmy yeah, he is. Yeah. All right, so here we go. Now, we did not rehearse this, so this is totally just freestylin and random. So here we go. Lets see what words we got. Blender. Snowplow. Keanu. All right, all right. Jimmy yeah, you got it . Yeah. Jimmy all right, you can just go do, so blender . All right. You got a beat. Okay. I got the beat. Common sense right now im like the sinner mix me up, yall you can put me in a blender understanding style this is the style i make put me in a blender and i end up like a shake a protein one yo, yo i get it done questlove on the drums yo, yo i gotta run with a different type of style, yo a different type of flow im from chicago yo i got the snowplow snowplow and you know thats not soul glo common sense sometimes i go solo its like this common sense im comin down this is what i do, yo i hold down the fort this is what im comin to yo, its just me and you shout out to my man named keanu and we come through yo, yall know i fix yall know keanu for what the matrix [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how the heck do you do i dont understand how you do it. Thats unbelievable. All right. Tariq, you are up, my pal. Ready for this . Here we go. Blanket. Imax. Cheeseburger. Thats pretty easy. You got off easy. Tariq yeah, right [ laughter ] jimmy blanket, imax, cheeseburger. You ready all right. Yeah, let me put this brick to mortar three words in that particular order aint no two cents ima give you a quarter com had to take from the butchers daughter had a bottle of water i drank it i might cold with it get me a blanket now im saying hold up im on the thanks tip writing thank you notes just like james and frank did hold up yo, bring the style back just like you got hijacked on cloud nine with it girl we can make climax im larger than life im like the imax the baddest rapper shes heard of matter fact i take it three further cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger tariq know what im sayin . Word up. [ cheers and applause ] yo, you got me you killed that. You killed that jimmy ill take it ill take it three further. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger. Oh, my god. Come on who could rap cheeseburger . Riq. Jimmy i know, hes that man is a beast. Jimmy hes a bad boy, man. All right. We have time for one more. If youre up for one more . Is that all right. Yeah, yeah. For sure. Jimmy lets see what words you got on this one. Oh, my gosh this is insane all right. You got off easy compared to this one. Kangaroo. Limousine. Virtual reality. Thats deep. Thats deep. [ light laughter ] jimmy not really. Yall got a beat . Questlove one, two, three common sense yo im with the roots crew hiphop, hiphopping like a kangaroo what can i do yo, i cant hold back call me kangaroo jack or kangaroo black Black Thought yo, we all sorta driving understand time since im always soul surviving coming clean i dont even need the green im in the green you see me in the limousine and we be on the scene yo, i got this team like my man questlove with the afro sometimes i battle sometimes i straddle formality common sense im the realest of Virtual Reality comin real with this type of style from the soul i only child yo im with jimmy fall holdin down the fort yo its like a sport im down with the roots crew and Black Thought [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my come on thats how you do it, dude. Youre the best. Thank you for doing that. Common [ cheers and applause ] thanks for doing that, man. riq, riq. Jimmy wow, wow, wow. Thank you, tariq trotter. Check out common in john wick chapter 2 opening in theaters today. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with kate berlant and john early that was awesome come on, dude nobody does that [ cheers and applause ] to get a cma certification, you have to brave 8 hours of testing in the 11 most crucial areas of management accounting. Only 50 will pass. Done. So if youre one of them, feel free to brag. Youve earned it. Oh yeah. I want that. Whos next . Im next. After her. After him. The cma certification. Youve got to earn it. Anything with a screen is a tv. Stream 130 live channels, plus 40,000 on demand tv shows and movies, all on the go. You can even download from your x1 dvr and watch it offline. Only xfinity gives you more to stream to any screen. Download the xfinity tv app today. The Hydrogen Fueled mirai. Its only emission is water. Toyota. Lets go places. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my next guests are two rising comedians who are about to make their tonight show debuts. Youve seen each of them star in their own episode of netflixs the characters. Now you can see them in the vimeo original series five five five. Everyone, please welcome kate berlant and john early [ cheers and applause ] whew [ cheers and applause ] wow. Thank you. Um, the thing about us is im just gonna to stop you right there, because whats up, whats up . Oh, my god. [ laughter ] i mean, kate, this is this is huge. No. This is huge oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. I feel oh, my god, yeah. So few people experience this. Thank you. I know. I mean if i could go back in time, to when we first met. And if i could tell those two people if i could tell those two people, kate, look how far youre going to come. Okay. Dont go there, because ill go here. [ laughter ] okay . Okay, but i i do want to go there. I want to go there, okay . Because this is such a huge opportunity for us and i really want us to take this in, okay . You are so right. This moment is going to fly by. We have what, four minutes . Now three and a half. Three and a half minutes . Yeah. Even more, even more so, we should just really be here now. Really focus and take it in. Yes. Because im looking out there and im going, my moms watching. Hi, mom okay . [ cheers and applause ] i mean i dont want to get sentimental but she put me through private school. [ laughter ] and now here i go. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah. I mean, whats coming up for me right now is kind of all the mentors had at a very young age. You know . Who kind of saw something in me and really [ light laughter ] you know, they kind of pushed me out. Youre special. You know what i mean . Yeah. [ laughter ] and just jumping off of that i just want to say that i, too, was kind of pushed out. Go, shine. Absolutely, absolutely. I mean, i know, like, tonight like, my chorus teacher is watching, you know. [ light laughter ] hi, doug [ laughter ] hi okay. Okay. Well, we digress. Okay . We digress. We digress. Um, the thing about us is sorry, kate, just look at me . [ light laughter ] i want you to look at me. Just me. Your friend john. Hello. I am so proud of you. Kate, i am. Im proud. [ laughter ] well, john, id ask you to look at me. Huhuh. [ laughter ] hey, hey [ whistle ] over here. I just want to that right back at you. And say that im so proud of you. Im so proud of us. Okay. The electricity between us is really [ laughter ] whoa i really do i really do wish you guys knew what it was like to have is a best friend, because its, wow. [ laughter ] and i just have to say the way that i relax around you yes, yes. Even vocally, i go here. I go to this very buttery place. [ laughter ] youll notice the whole time right here. But with other people im here. Yes. You know. And as you know, kate, im from the south and we tend to kind of, you know, hold all of our tension in our faces. [ light laughter ] you know, kind of smile through the pain. Like, kate, with you, watch. Are you watching . Yeah, yeah. Is this. Ah. [ laughter ] i was i would just say that i relate because im a woman, right . And the kind of intense social choreography that women are constantly expected to perform, you know . But around you that goes away. I dont sexualize you. I dont sexualize you. Okay, okay. [ laughter ] thats so it. I would actually argue that our friendship kind of transcends heteronormative expectations of intimacy. Right . Were kind of able to escape very violent cycles of capitalism, and thats really hard to do that. How much time now . Do you have . [ light laughter ] we have two minutes. Two. I love i love it, i love it. Good. Its good. Because heres what weve done. We trimmed the fat. Yeah. [ light laughter ] were completely relaxed now, and they feel that. Were loose, yes, yes. If we had come out and just immediately, material. Exactly. So often with latenight stuff, people come out, hello my lady, hello my darling. [ laughter ] no, no no, no, no, no, no. Okay. So that being said that being said here we go when youre ready. [ laughter ] what . Im sorry. Yeah. Start the act. What do you mean, start the act . Go. [ light laughter ] we rehearsed it. You start. We had always rehearsed that you start. We agreed the top the top was loose, john. The top could not [ laughter ] how much time do we have now . One minute. One minute. One minute. [ laughter ] okay, okay. Okay, okay. I just want to say, im so im sorry. I just want to say im so sorry, mr. Fallon, and i [ laughter ] i honestly i feel insane right now. I do. I really do. [ laughter ] i feel ashamed. I feel embarrassed. Im in shock. I think im just physically in shock right now because so many dream of this moment. So many of our friends dream of this moment. I mean, the people we came up with theyd be furious with us right now. [ laughter ] no. I mean, they really will. Also, like, its not lost on me. Not a lot of women or gay men to get this opportunity. So, its just we let down our communities. Okay . Yeah. Okay. [ laughter ] thats exactly it. I right now feel the weight of my communitys disappointment on my shoulders. And i will follow up, i also feel that weight. So Going Forward now yeah, yeah. We now carry that weight. We both carry that weight. We go forward and we now carry that weight. Exactly. How much time do we have . Yeah, how much time now . 25 . 20 seconds. 20 seconds. So theres no time for material. Go physical . Okay. Lets go physical. Okay. Okay. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. Oh, my god. Kate berlant and john early [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy thank you. Watch their series five five five available now on vimeo. My thanks to lena dunham, common, kate berlant, john early [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight dakota johnson. The anchor of nbcs sunday today, willie geist. Music from paper route. Featuring the 8g band with kenny aronoff. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night, how is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] in that case, lets get to the news. President trump referred to cnn as fake news during a black History Month event, today. Said cnn, no, it really is black History Month
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