Musical guest, stanaj. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 558 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness thank you very much that is a hot crowd, and we have a hot show for you tonight. You can feel it right now [ cheers and applause ] welcome welcome everybody, welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] this is it, you made it, and youre here, and i appreciate it. Thank you. Im your host, jimmy fallon. You guys, i wanna say happy birthday to hillary clinton, who turned 69 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. While donald trump said [ trump voice ] the medias reporting that todays hillarys birthday. But a lot of people are telling me that its actually my birthday. Rigged [ laughter and applause ] rigged [ cheers and applause ] but this was nice, i saw that hillarys press secretary posted a photo on twitter of the staff surprising hillary with a cake for her birthday. [ audience aws ] yeah, it was really fun. You can hardly tell that hillary spent two hours practicing her surprised face. [ laughter ] do it again . [ laughter ] i read that earlier this week, hillary went to a fundraiser here in new york city that was attended by stevie wonder. Yeah, and even stevie was like, let me guess, loud pantsuit . [ laughter ] i mean, come on. Steve come on, stevie. Jimmy this is pretty cool. It was announced that Shaquille Oneal is now the owner of a krispy kreme donuts franchise in downtown atlanta. [ cheers and applause ] they serve all kinds of donuts. Or as shaq calls them [ shaq voice ] frosted cheerios. [ laughter ] [ chewing sounds ] [ laughter ] guys, we are in week eight of the nfl season. And the big sunday night football matchup is between the Dallas Cowboys and the Philadelphia Eagles [ cheers and applause ] wow thats a big matchup, right here on nbc. Very excited about that. Now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards. Like, most valuable player. But they also give out awards during the season. Sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks. Like, most likely to succeed, class clown. Stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. Tonight show superlatives [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first player is, sean lee. He is a linebacker for the Dallas Cowboys. He was voted most likely to be the lovechild of ryan gosling, edward norton, and a carton of milk. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats hot. Jimmy next up, from the eagles is jordan hicks. He was voted most likely to be one of the rugrats all grown up. [ laughter and applause ] steve lovely award. Jimmy heres eagles safety, rodney mccleod. He was voted most likely to have been told hed get a a lollipop after the photo was taken. [ laughter and applause ] next up is Cowboys Center travis frederick. [ audience ohs ] he was voted most likely to start a conversation with, so how big is your doomsday bunker . [ laughter and applause ] how many generators does it have . [ laughter ] heres eagles wide receiver bryce treggs. He was voted most likely to score a touchdown and then whisper, i am 7 years old. [ laughter ] next up from the cowboys is joe looney. [ light laughter ] he was voted most likely to be found in a petco slowly poking gerbils with his finger. [ laughter ] come on, joe, weve got to go. [ laughter ] here we have jason peters. He was voted most likely to have his head pop out of his jersey like whackamole. [ laughter ] can we see that . Can we see what that would look like . Oh, there you go. Thats right. [ laughter ] and finally from the eagles is chris maragos. He was voted armenian matt lauer. There you go. [ laughter ] you guys, those are your nfl superlatives. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they can feel it. Its a hot show tonight steve come on Goodness Gracious trolls. Jimmy cant even get into it. Steve is that from your standup . Jimmy very excited about that, yeah. Guys, its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, comedy legends, martin short and steve martin will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im so excited. Steve oh, delightful. Jimmy were going to play a a game of true confessions with those guys. Plus, music from common. Then on friday, we have Anna Kendrick, john lithgow, and standup from eliza. Its gonna be good steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but first, we have a a giant show tonight it is always a great day when this person comes to visit the show. [ cheers and applause ] the one, the only, Justin Timberlake is here tonight steve oh come on [ cheers and applause ] a little j. T. Jimmy justin and i are going to talk about his new animated movie trolls. Were going to test our friendship with a round of the best friends challenge. Steve ooh. Jimmy then, he and i might go back in time. Summertime to be exact. [ cheers and applause ] its gonna be fun. Steve with a mungo jerry song. Jimmy im trying to keep a a straight face. Plus, im just in love with this woman. She is the coolest, shes so talented. One of my favorite comedians of all time. Shes on the new hbo series, Tracey Ullman show. Tracey ullman is here tonight as well steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy alltime favorites, the greatest, the coolest. And weve got great music. This guy is just, everyone is talking about this guy. I was talking to him backstage and he was talking about justin, he met justin, he was all excited. But then he goes, i met you in 2013. He was Walking Around new york city. And he came up to me and goes he sang [ singing ] or whatever, Something Like that. And i was like, okay. [ laughter ] and hes like, all right, bye. And i go, no, no, wait, that was good. You can sing more, i like that. That was good. I was with my wife, or something. And he kept singing it, he goes, im gonna be on your show one day. Steve todays the day. Jimmy this guys killing it. [ cheers and applause ] stanaj is here steve stanaj jimmy thats a random story, but hes earned it. This guy is unbelievable. Guys, as i mentioned, Justin Timberlake is on the show tonight. And now [ cheers and applause ] now, justin and i go way back. We actually used to go to sleep away camp together [ laughter ] when we were kids at a place called camp winnipesaukee. [ cheers and applause ] in fact, i remember it like it was yesterday. [ crickets chirping ] [ whispering ] jimmy psst. Justin. [ laughter ] are you asleep . [ cheers and applause ] no. [ laughter ] jimmy me neither. Hey, do you know what youre going to be for halloween . Yeah, i do. Also, why are we at summer camp in the middle of october . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know. [ laughter ] let me try to guess your costume. Okay, all right. Heres a hint. Its a tv character. Jimmy steve urkel . No. Jimmy zack morris . No. Jimmy blossom . Yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nice airfive oh, i just got an idea, would you want to sing that song that we heard on the radio today . Oh, you mean ironic by Alanis Morissette . Jimmy i love that song. But remember, we got to keep it down cause its after lights out. [ laughter ] okay, here we go. Here we go. An old man turned 98 he won the lottery and died the next day its a black fly in your chardonnay its a death row pardon two minutes too late and isnt it ironic dont you think its like rain on your wedding day its a free ride when youve already paid its the good advice that you just cant take [ whistling ] boys, boys whats with all the dang racket in here . Jimmy sorry, mr. Fletcher. We were just singing a song. You were just singing a a song . Well, how about you just try singing a bed . Thats right. What does that mean . [ laughter ] youll figure it out. And its after lights out which means you two potato heads need to go to sleep or else youre gonna lose your snack shack privileges, and tomorrows candy day in fact i heard a rumor theres gonna be everything from milk duds to necco wafers. [ laughter ] hmm, im intrigued. Sorry, mr. Fletcher. We will go to bed. All right, campers. Good night. Jimmy mr. Fletcher is so mr. Fletcher is so weird. [ cheers and applause ] i betcha he doesnt even like candy. I bet his favorite candy is is nerds. Jimmy why . Because you are what you eat. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Well, lets just try to go to sleep. Okay. All right. Good night. [ laughter ] isnt it ironic dont you think a little too ironic and yeah i really do think its like rain on your wedding day its a free ride when youve already paid its the good advice that you just [ whistling ] [ laughter ] for petes sake i thought i told you two Party Peanuts to go to bed Party Peanuts . Jimmy go to bed . Go to bed . Go to bed . Im so frustrated i misspoke [ laughter ] jimmy mr. Fletcher, we just cant fall asleep. Well congratulations. cause you two bing bongs just lost your snack shack privileges. [ laughter ] and that means no milk duds, and it means no necco wafers, and it certainly means no other sweet treats what about smores and tootsie rolls . Well, what about em . Well, if you hike your shorts up any higher, were going to see smore of your tootsie roll. [ laughter and applause ] that is enough you understand . Jimmy hey, mr. Fletcher, did you pee your pants . [ laughter ] no, i did not pee my pants. Are you sure you didnt pee your pants, mr. Fletcher. Im pretty sure i did not pee my pants. All right. Thats quite enough [ laughter ] my crotch is all moist [ laughter and applause ] now, for the last time, good night and go to sleep all right his butt peed too. Jimmy mr. Fletcher is such a lamewad. Anyway, i guess we should go to sleep. Ill see you tomorrow justin. Okay. Hey, jimmy. Best friends forever . Jimmy best friends forever. [ audience aws ] goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] its like rain on your wedding day its a free ride when youve already paid its the good advice that you just cant take and who wouldve thought it figures [ whistling ] Fallon Timberlake both sorry. [ cheers and applause ] [ llizzo Caroline Smith ] let em say what they gonna say they gon feel how they gonna feel and i love it, i love it and baby hey, you should too so let em say what they wanna say they gonna feel how they gonna feel but i love it, yeah i love it, baby, hey get well chosen deals at target, like buy any two annies products, get one free. 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[ cheers ] thank you. Jimmy congrats. I want to get to trolls, i want to talk about this, you executive produced the music on this. But, first, what have you been up to . We never talk. [ light laughter ] i recently voted. [ cheers and applause ] super quiet, under the radar. [ light laughter ] jimmy i didnt hear that. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i didnt hear that you voted early . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy in tennessee . I didnt hear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Went home to tennessee and voted. Super quiet, in and out. No one even knew. [ laughter ] jimmy just amazing how you just sneak in and sneak out like take that. Do you have any advice for anyone out there . Can i get close up . Get out and vote. [ cheers ] damn straight. Dont take a picture of yourself in there. [ laughter ] i had no idea. Jimmy i had no idea either. I learned, i learned a a little maybe ill learn a a Little Something i was like, this is going to be great. And inspire people to vote. Jimmy inspire people to get out there. Its like, nope. Youre in a lot of trouble. Ive got to say when i saw the documentary on netflix, Justin Timberlake the tennessee kids. It was awesome. It is fantastic. Check it out on netflix. Its your live concert which, ive seen you in concert i dont know how many times but i go, justin, youre doing too much. Cut it. Cut it in half. Cut it in half. Ill be honest with you, i think those days are over. Im not going to do as much. Just because i physically cant. Jimmy no, i mean, it was insane. I mean, ive never seen anything like it. I go, oh my gosh. And then the stage went over and back and moved around. If you havent seen it, check it out. You did a thing called, timberlake and chill. Timberlake and chill, yeah. Jimmy timberlake and chill. And it was what you did was, it was trending all over the place. But was it you or was it Jonathan Demme who sent pizza to everybody . No, we sent we sent pizza to some contest winners. I had them basically tell me their favorite moment of the tour if they attended, and then i picked out some winners. You know, netflix and pizza just kind of go together. Jimmy yeah, theres two people right there, dressed as yeah, they were dressed as is that a pizza . No oh theyre dressed as us at the snl jimmy yeah, one of the skits we did. Yeah. But they anyway, i just thought it was a good move to just send pizza to people. Everyone had the best time at the pizza party watching you. I just thought that was cool. I want to get into trolls, i want to talk about this. Lets talk about the cast. You have Anna Kendrick. Awesome. Jimmy you have gwen stefani. Heard of her. Jimmy you have james corden. Yes, awesome. Jimmy James Cordens phenomenal. You have zooey deschanel. [ cheers ] love her. Fantastic. Jimmy its such a fun movie. Very musical movie. Its a musical. I mean, its a full on musical so, it was a lot of fun. I mean, you mention all those names and its like. They asked me to produce the music and coach these actors on how to sing. I was like, all these people know how to sing, man. So basically im just taking credit for all of your genius. Thanks. [ laughter and applause ] thanks. Jimmy no, no, no. Because ive got to say, cant stop the feeling. [ cheers and applause ] dude, it was the song of the summer, the song of the year, and its still the best, catchiest song ever. Did you have any idea . Did you go, this is sweet . Honestly, two things. If i wouldnt have taken this movie on, i would have never written that song, because we wrote it specifically for a a scene in the movie. And also too, like, if we wouldnt have had our son, i wouldnt have never written a a song like that. [ audience aws ] jimmy hes a good dude. Whatever. [ laughter ] jimmy whatever, man. Whatever, man. Jimmy whatever, i guess. We have a clip. I want to show Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake in trolls in theaters and 3d. Do you want me to set it up . [ cheers ] jimmy no. No, i dont want i dont want you to set it up. I want everyone ill set it up. [ cheers ] queue the clip. Jimmy no, no. Wait, wait is that how you set it up . Do you know what were even going to show . Probably no. Jimmy here we go. Heres trolls in theaters and 3d next friday, check it out. Branch, branch, branch, are you in there . Im not going to your party. The party is over. We just got attacked by a a bergen. I knew it. It took cooper, and fuzzbert, and biggie, and guy diamond and creek which is why i have to ask you, will you go to bergentown with me and save everyone. What . No. Branch, you cant say no, theyre your friends. Ahahah, they are your friends. You want to hide here forever . Forever, no. Yeah, i really only have enough supplies down here to last me ten years, 11 if im willing to to store and drink my own sweat, which i am. You all said i was crazy, huh . Well, who is crazy now . Me. Crazy prepared. Jimmy crazy prepared. [ cheers and applause ] whoa, baby. Ive got to say, ive got to say, ive got to say, i never thought i was like i never thought i would like shamelessly brag on something that ive ever been involved with. If you see this thing in 3d, it will blow your mind. Jimmy its fantastic. I was like when we saw it, we did the screening in l. A. Just last week with, you know, all these families and people are laughing and applauding after the songs. And i was just like, we did it. [ laughter ] jimmy its amazing. It makes you feel good. We did it. Jimmy its beautiful. You done did it. Hey, ive got an idea. Right here, right now, do you want to throw a pizza party to celebrate [ cheers and applause ] well call this timberlakeandtrolls. Audience, come on down. Lets have a a pizza party. Come on down. [ cheers and applause ] come on, down. What would you like . Hey, what kind of pizza do you like . Pepperoni or regular . Want some . There you go, right there. Two slices, here. 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Were hanging out with Justin Timberlake, whose new movie, trolls, is in theaters next friday. Go see it. Go see it in 3d, too. Would ya . It will blow your mind. Jimmy itll blow your mind. Itll blow your mind. Jimmy weve known each other for a long time. Have you ever thought that maybe, maybe, maybe we might be best friends . Well, i have a game that we can play to prove it. You dont have to answer. You didnt even give me a a chance to answer. Jimmy its time for the best friend challenge. Best friend challenge yeah jimmy here is how the game works. Oh, my gosh, its the best friends box. Jimmy have you seen this . Yeah. Jimmy youve seen this . What you do is you draw a a question from the best friends box. And the other person guesses how they think that you would answer that question. Well see how many we can get right. [ applause ] justin. Can i just say that pizza was really good. Jimmy it really was. That pizza really was oh jimmy justin, what is our preferred mode of transportation when were hanging out outside of the show . I know this one. Jimmy i think you do. If i think what youre doing is what youre doing. [ light laughter ] its so stupid, too. [ laughter ] jimmy i think you have the same answer. Im going to reveal mine. Well reveal at the same time. Ready . Is it a tandem bike . [ cheers and applause ] my wife bought me a tandem bicycle for my birthday or fathers day or something and we never ride it, my wife and i. But jimmy and i ride it. Jimmy we rode it all around. We rode it all around. It was so much fun, dude. Yeah. Jimmy and we were like, this should be a show. Yeah, we should do a show of like our adventures on the tandem bicycle. Almost like, whats seinfeld with comedians in cars. Jimmy yeah. Yes, yes, but you should just take jimmy two bros on a tandem bike. Two bros on a tandem bike. Jimmy lets do it. Bro biking. Jimmy bro biking dude. Lets do it. Bro biking. If you cant you did it again. Jimmy no. I saw it. I was going to do it. Then i go, you know what oh, because its special. Jimmy yeah. Thats it. Special. Here you go. Now you ask me a question about you. Oh, right. Okay. What was my favorite tv show growing up . Mine are pretty hard, actually. Jimmy yeah, well i mean i dont want to say theres an age diff, but yeah, you dont want to give that away. Jimmy no. Im pretty aged. [ clock ticking ] ive locked in my answer. That cant be right. Jimmy justin, show your answer to that camera. I was close. I thought you liked gilmore girls. [ laughter ] thats number two. Jimmy thats number two. Close second. Jimmy rory and lorelai. All right here we go. Thats funny. Jimmy thank you. What is the song that we always end up singing together . Well, theres a ton. Jimmy theres a ton. Weve done but there is one thats like a little more of a deep cut that we sing every time we you want me to write it . Jimmy i dont know. Yeah. You want me to write it or do you want me to just sing it . [ cheers ] jimmy dont let me see it, but if you want to just on the count of three. I think i know what the tempo would be thats the kind of tempo. Is that right . Yeah. Jimmy just the ending. One, two, three. I know it. Keeping your poop in a jar [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its the weirdest song, its by this band hayseed dixie. I dont know why it was on my ipod. And i just played it, and its called keeping your poop in a jar jimmy did you really write that . To reminds me of just what you are keeping your poop in a jar keeping your poop in a jar keeping your poop in a jar [ cheers and applause ] we did africa, thats how camp winnipesaukee came about. We were just looking for an excuse to sing that together. Jimmy we could go out on that one if you want to. Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you theres nothing that 100 men or more could ever do i bless the rains down in africa gonna take the time to do the things we never have jimmy Justin Timberlake, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] Tracey Ullman joins us after the break. Stick around Justin Timberlake [ cheers and applause ] [ let em say by lizzo Caroline Smith ] let em say what they gonna say they gon feel how they gonna feel and i love it, i love it and baby hey, you should too so let em say what they wanna say they gonna feel how they gonna feel but i love it, yeah i love it, baby, hey get well chosen deals at target, like buy any two annies products, get one free. Try theraflu expressmax,nd flu hold you back now in new caplets. Its the only cold flu caplet that has a maximum strength formula with a unique warming sensation you instantly feel. Theraflu. For a powerful comeback. New expressmax caplets. Im at higher risktwice as likfor depression. Troke. 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You know . The teams are there. Hes just left. That timberlake boy has gone, has he . Jimmy hes gone now, yeah. I could hear you through my dressing room wall rehearsing your song. Stop it. Stop it. Jimmy i couldnt hit the note. He was just whatever ill cover for you. Hes the greatest. Thank you again for coming back. Welcome back to new york. Im happy to see you. Jimmy im always happy to see you. Happy to see you. Jimmy youre the best. You bring joy to peoples lives. This must be its a scam. Jimmy you have this much emotion you have this much emotion for a second. Ive been doing the show in england for the bbc. I havent worked for bbc for 30 years. 30 years, now im a veteran in the business. The New York Times described me today as a dependable veteran. [ light laughter ] sounds like a movie. Jimmy yeah, i was in a war movie called dependable veteran. Hes always a dependable veteran. They call me a dependable veteran and a hollywood fixture. So i think ill put that after my name, Tracey Ullman, dv, hf. Jimmy yeah exactly. You are, you are. You are dependable. But explain to me the show because its on hbo now and im very excited about this. Yes. Jimmy you do characters. Im so happy when you you do impressions, which you know i love. Yes. Jimmy but when you do it, who does your makeup . Its fantastic. Fantastic makeup artist, particularly. Hes a dutch guy called flora schula. He is a sculptor. And he just did an incredible job making me look like judi dench, Camila Parker bowles, maggie smith, and Angela Merkel, the german chancellor. Who knew that she would be funny . [ imitating Angela Merkel ] i love her. I decided that angela, the chancellor, i think that shes very sex bomb, sex bomb. I think all the men in the room, they are after me. Im hot. Jimmy i am sex bomb. Im hot. Im sex bomb. Sex bomb, there. So i wanted to be her. Jimmy maggie smith is fantastic. [ imitating maggie smith ] i like maggies voice. I dont really look like her, dear. But i think shes tired of being on downton abbey. Who wants to wear a corset and use a chemical toilet anymore . Jimmy look at this. This is you. Thats me. Jimmy as judi dench. [ talking over each other ] jimmy the audience just went nuts, isnt that fantastic. Its brilliant makeup. Jimmy they were like, wow, thats not real but it is you. Judi dench, absolutely lovely. And i was filming this in richmond and people thought we were doing another bond, darling. [ laughter ] jimmy its so perfect. Its really brilliant makeup. Jimmy and she enjoys it as well, the impression . She does. She does. She accepted an award and said, hello, im Tracey Ullman. [ laughter ] and i play her as a a kleptomaniac because she is a a national treasure, she can get away with everything. Jimmy why would she ever do that . She can shoplift and slash tires and everyone goes, thats all right. Youre judi dench. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip, because i do love it. Here is Tracey Ullman as Dame Judi Dench on Tracey Ullmans show. [ light laughter ] i saw that. You want me to call the police . I dont know what you mean. [ light laughter ] its you isnt it . If you mean, is it Dame Judi Dench, then yes it is. How very nice to meet you. Sorry about that. There must be something wrong with the security camera. Yes, well they can be temperamental. I loved you in james bond. Oh, we just try to tell a a good story. And thank you. What was i thinking . Dame judi dench wouldnt shoplift. Youre a national treasure. Exactly. Because im a national treasure, i can get away with anything, but of course i dont. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy standing ovation. I have to stand up for that, its unbelievable. Tracey ullman, Tracey Ullmans show premiers this friday at 11 00 p. M. On hbo. Well be right back with a a performance from stanaj. Stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] m ms® milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand. 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[ cheers and applause ] baby i know ive been here before oooh something feels familiar strange that when i gaze at you its dejavu strange i never thought id feel the way i do like my future and my past got the same name got the same eyes got the same smile maybe in a past life you were queen and i was king maybe we were made eternities ago and maybe we didnt know oh Stranger Things had happened how strange would it be if i told you i believe you were made for me oh made for me yeah oh made for me yeah made for me made for me aint it funny how strangers became less entangled and aint it funny i dont ever wanna let it go aint love strange baby i know ive seen you before its like staring in a mirror strange life we in a twilight but it feels so right strange that were never changing but you changed my life maybe you and i possibly could find that we are devine heavenly designed falling for each other at the same time calling to each other calling to each other maybe we were made eternities ago and maybe we didnt know oh Stranger Things had happened how strange would it be if i told you i believe you were made for me oh made for me yeah oh made for me yeah made for me yeah made for me yeah aint it funny how strangers became less entangled and aint it funny i dont ever wanna let it go but maybe we are from a place where time and space wont end maybe maybe we came from the stars maybe an angel flung into my arms maybe baby ive seen crazier days Stranger Things had happened how strange would it be if i told you i believe you were made for me oh made for me yeah oh made for me yeah made for me made for me aint it funny how strangers became less entangled and aint it funny i dont ever wanna let it go aint love strange oh aint love strange [ cheers and applause ] jimmy stanaj thats how you do it, pal. 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Stanaj once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight casey affleck. Star of the librarians, rebecca romijn. From snl, comedian michael che. Featuring the 8g band with atom willard. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. Very good to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Hillary clinton made her first appearance since the election last night and told the crowd there had been a few times this past week when all i wanted to do is just to curl up with a good book or our dogs and never leave the hoag
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