Kids from nbcs Little Big Shots. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 463, indianapolis steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a hot crowd tonight, hot crowd. I feel the love. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome, everybody to the tonight show. This is it. You made it, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] this is what im talking about. So happy to have you here, everybody. Welcome. Heres what people are talking about. Today was the indiana primary and the results are in. Donald trump saw his shadow, so there are six more months of the election. [ laughter and applause ] all right. Actually, most people are considering this to be ted cruzs last stand, so hes really going against hes going after donald trump here. Today, he even claimed that trump has never asked god for forgiveness for anything. [ light laughter ] and said, quote, ive asked god for forgiveness three times today. [ laughter ] gods like, yeah, i know, i didnt pick up. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, i let it go to prayer mail. Ill check it tomorrow. And this is pretty crazy. Yesterday, heidi cruz was asked about rumors that her husband is the zodiac killer. [ laughter ] and said, quote, ive been married to him for 15 years, and i know pretty well who he is. That story again, heidi cruz didnt actually deny that her husband was the zodiac killer. [ laughter and applause ] no, hes not. But donald trump just picked up another endorsement. Thats right, he was endorsed by former notre dame football coach, lou holtz. After also receiving an endorsement from former indiana basketball coach, bobby knight. So if youre wondering how donald trump will defeat isis, its by challenging them to a a College Sporting event in 1985. [ laughter and applause ] hes got it in the bag. Heres some exciting movie news this week. It was Just Announced that space jam 2 is in the works. [ cheers and applause ] and the movie will star lebron james. Thats right. It will feature lebron playing with a bunch of makebelieve teammates. Or as lebron calls them, teammates. [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, actress Dakota Johnson is currently filming two sequels to fifty shades of grey, and said, quote, ive been simulating sex for over seven hours straight and im over it. [ laughter ] while married women were, like, try doing it for 30 years, honey. [ cheers and applause ] steve ho jimmy oh, boy. Some tech news, here. Apple just released the first apps for its care kit feature that helps you keep track of your medical conditions. And like all apple products, you really start to panic when it says you only have 10 left. [ applause ] what does that mean . Oh, and this isnt good, here. The ceo of priceline just resigned after it was revealed that he had an affair with an employee. As you can imagine, his wife was pretty mad. But on the bright side, at least he knows where to find a a good deal on hotels. [ laughter and applause ] steve silver lining, you know what i mean . Jimmy make lemonade out of lemons, yeah. This made me laugh, here. A High School French teacher in texas was fired for not knowing how to speak the language. [ laughter ] it turns out the only word he knows is bonjour. [ laughter ] when asked if he was sorry for what he did, the man said, bonjour. [ laughter and applause ] thats the only word he knows. I thought this was nice, a a 100yearold woman from right here in new york city just broke the world record for her age group in the 100 meter dash. [ cheers and applause ] pretty amazing. In fact, they say shes the oldest person to enter a race since Bernie Sanders. Thats right, we have a great show, give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is twotime grammy awardwinning rapper lecrae sitting in with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Good to see you, buddy. He is awesome. His memoir unashamed is out today. So nice to have you back. Thank you for being here, buddy. Always a pleasure. Jimmy youre a good man. [ cheers and applause ] i love lecrae. Unashamed. Guys, we have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, Jeremy Renner will be here. And were going to play a game of musical beers with a couple of special guests. Then later this week, Robert Downey jr. And jane fonda will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] its a big week for us. But first, stopping by tonight, he leads a super star cast in the biggest movie of the year, captain America Civil War. [ cheers and applause ] which hits theaters friday captain america himself, chris evans is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] we love chris evans. Chris is going to teach me a a new game later in the show. Were calling it frozen black jack. [ light laughter ] he knows more than i do. Plus, hes a terrific comedian, and his show maron returns to ifc tomorrow, marc maron is dropping in. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes fantastic as well. Steve come on. Jimmy both shows. His show and his podcast. Both of them. And we have a performance. I loved this show as soon as it came on. I go, oh, my gosh, its just so fun. These very, very talented kids from the hit nbc show, Little Big Shots is on tonight, and its going to be fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] theyre so cute. Steve cute. Jimmy theyre the cutest kids. Theyre so awesome. Its way past their bedtime, but its going to be so fun. Have you seen the show, Little Big Shots . Steve yeah, steve harvey is fantastic. Jimmy steve harvey is the perfect host for this thing. Hes so good with the kids and he makes them laugh, and hes just we love steve harvey, but man, its such a fun show. I think its him and Ellen Degeneres got together. Steve yeah. Jimmy and both producing this, is that right . Anyways, it works. The kids are here tonight. Theyre all tired. Theyre cute and tired and talented, yeah. Weve been feeding them coffee all day so steve its good coffee. Jimmy youll get the best performance, trust me. Hey, guys, its time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of going to prom. [ laughter ] its may. Its prom season. Its a special time. Did you have a good prom . Steve lovely prom. Jimmy you did . Steve yeah. Jimmy you went to both junior and senior prom . Steve junior and senior prom. Jimmy i kind of forget my prom. I remember a little bit. Did you have to go to a dinner before the dance . Steve yeah, went to dinner, went to a dance. Stayed out all night. Jimmy two different places . Steve yeah, you went out to dinner and then like, your friends mom drove you to the other place. By the senior prom, you could drive. Jimmy you know, my friends and i, we i had a cool date. And we just we were just friends. And we rented a uhaul truck and had her sister drive the uhaul truck. And then we decorated the inside, it looked like an apartment and we just kind of fooled around and it was fun. Steve while it was driving . Jimmy yeah, i dont know how we did it. [ laughter ] the more i think about it, its probably very dangerous. Dont do this. Steve i think that was on jackass. Jimmy yeah, it became the movie jackass. Yeah, it had all of our stunts. But it was fun i guess. I dont know. Anyways, its prom time. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of going to prom. Here we go. Pro, getting your hair styled for four hours, hopping in a a limo and attending a gala event. Con, or as donald trump calls that, my morning routine. [ laughter and applause ] perfect. You got it. Steve four hours. Jimmy every day is like a a beautiful golden prom. [ laughter ] [ barking ] [ growling ] down boy, down boy. [ growling ] okay. What . Pro, you and your date look like a million bucks. Con, so now Bernie Sanders hates you. Oh, thats interesting. [ applause ] thats interesting. No, he would like them if he got to know me. Steve theyre high school kids. Come on. Jimmy theyre high school kids. Whats his problem . Pro, hiring a sky writer to write, will you go to prom with me . Con, seeing another sky writer write, i really appreciate our friendship, and i would never ruin that. [ applause ] theres other fish in the sea. Dont worry about it. Pro, your girlfriends mom greeted you with a smile. Con, your girlfriends dad greeted you with resting bitch face. [ laughter and applause ] pro, you wanted to romantically tell your date how beautiful she looks. Con, but it came out as, ermahgerd, you lerk sperctercular. [ laughter and applause ] steve why would you say that . Jimmy why would it come out like that . Steve it just came out your so excited. Jimmy ermahgerd, you lerk sperctercular. [ laughter ] pro, going to a cheap tuxedo store and getting a suit thats frumpy, wrinkled and two sizes too big. Con, hearing Bernie Sanders say, youre going to like the way you look, i guarantee it. [ laughter and applause ] thats his move. Steve hes very calming. Jimmy and finally, pro, spiking the punch bowl with six different colored liquors. Con, watching everyone puke snapchat rainbows in real life. There you go. That is the pros and cons. Well be right back with my man chris evans, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] if youve ever been lured in straight talk. By a low price wireless plan then theres not enough highspeed data or your bill is packed with overages and mystery fees. Stop falling for it with straight talks unlimited plan, you get americas largest, most dependable 4g lte networks. No contract, no tricks. And five gigs of highspeed data for just fortyfive dollars a month. Its time to ask yourself. Why havent i switched . Get a Samsung Galaxy s7 or bring your own phone. 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Last time you were here, you came with your brother. Thats right. Jimmy and i challenged you with my sister to a game of flip cup. And you got embarrassed. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, it didnt end well at all. Big time, yeah yeah. Jimmy i kind of got nervous. Your sister kind of dropped the ball. Not to speak poorly of your kin. But i mean jimmy was it her that didnt do it or i didnt do it . Who was it . Jimmy i screwed up i think. Oh, was it you . Jimmy thank you for making me admit it. Yeah. I love you all. Jimmy yeah, you dont remember exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was having a good time. [ light laughter ] jimmy we were talking about your niece and nephew. Your nephew, i believe his name is miles . Yeah, miles, thats right. Jimmy hes a little kid. He said the phrase that you kind of picked out and made it your own. We kept saying, i dont like it. I dont like it. Miles is a very particular kid. Jimmy yeah. Theres certain things he just doesnt like but he cant do the ls so it turns out, i dont ike it. I dont ike it. [ light laughter ] jimmy but now, we talked about this. Now people yell it to you on the streets . Its easily the number one thing people say to me. [ light laughter ] they shout it, i dont ike it. [ laughter ] jimmy i love that miles started a thing. Yeah, its on the internet. Thats cool. But its okay. I still say it to this day. Just to make sense. Jimmy and you got a dog since . This is a new dog . Yeah, i adopted a dog. But hes a mutt. Jimmy hes a great dog. Hes a really good dog. Jimmy i want to show you. Hes a mush. Because miles sister stella . Stella. Yeah, i have a great video. He has this great habit. A lot of dogs do it, where if you sit on the ground, he just plants himself on you. Like he thinks youre the seat. Jimmy but hes bigger than stella. Yeah. Jimmy anyways, take a look at this clip here. [ laughter ] you need my help . Can you get up . Say get up, dodger. Say get up, dodger. Come on, you can do it, stella, you can do it. I cant. [ light laughter ] hes on me. Say get up, dodger. Get, up dodger. Dodger, come here. You can do it, stella. You can do it. Good job. Good work. Jimmy she made it out. Dodgers grip. Congratulations on this new movie. I know i say this every time we come on. Thanks, man. Jimmy they just keep getting bigger and more extreme and action packed. This one is all you, buddy. Well, id love to believe that, but thats not the truth. Luckily marvel has kind of enabled a lot of other guys to come in and help me out. But its a good one. Jimmy if you like the avengers and all the different superheroes. I think you can say that spiderman makes a cameo . I think i can say that now, yeah. Hes in it. Jimmy he comes on. Hes great, tom hollands fantastic. Everyones great in it. Marvel has this winning formula. They really know what theyre doing. Jimmy stan lee, right . Stan lee. Jimmy i mean, thats the guy. Great. Jimmy he makes a cameo in all the movies. He does, he does. Hes such a character. The guy is, you know created so many amazing comic book characters. Hes such an icon. Jimmy is he having fun with this whole thing . You never see the guy not smiling. I wish at that age that im still so spry, full of life. He really is just so vibrant. Jimmy the movie is fun, its funny. Of course we had paul rudd on the other day. Hes one of the comic relief things. Yeah. Jimmy thats the fun part about the movie. Its funny and its action packed. Man, from start to finish, the Russo Brothers directed it . Russos. Yeah, those guys are going to be able to do whatever they want now. Jimmy its worth the price of admission. I want to show a clip. Heres chris evans and Sebastian Stan in captain America Civil War. In theaters this friday. Check it out. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats just a clip the whole movie like that. Its fantastic. Chris evans. 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All right. Jimmy i dont like this game already. I dont like it. I dont like it. All right. Youre staying, right . Im staying. Jimmy you sure though . Positive. Jimmy what if we get a a deuce here . You have to flip over your card first. Jimmy oh thats true. Your right. Oh. Jimmy you know what . Flip it over. Normally the dealer would stay on 17 but you know what, flip it over, i dare you. Jimmy alright. Now, what is the twist . Heres the twist, heres the twist. The twist is, the winner gets to pour a pitcher of water. And lets be clear. [ laughter ] do you see this . Do you see this . [ cheers and applause ] its ice water. Jimmy where is the funnel ending up . Yeah, i should have made that clear. Youre going to go down your pants, big guy. Should we stand here . Where should we stand . Jimmy i dont want anyone to see. Maybe use this camera, turn around. Like through the zipper . No, no, i think we go yeah. [ laughter and applause ] you know its going to take a a long time. Jimm do you want to sit down . I hate this game. Ready . [ laughter ] woo [ laughter ] all right. All right. All right. [ cheers and applause ] hey. Jimmy how did you come up with this game . All right, this game called, frozen black jack. I hate this game. Oh, my gosh. Its a good one. Jimmy its still there, man. Its still happening. All right, good. Here we go. You deal this time. Okay. It goes down to you first . Jimmy yea, no im sorry. Im freaking out right now. Face up to me. Face up to you. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hit me. Oh, 17. You have a 6. Yeah what do you want to do . Jimmy im going to stay my man. You gonna stay . Jimmy yeah. ]e bad news. Jimmy what do you mean bad news . Oh, come on, give me a five. Jimmy no, no, no, please dont. Its a push. Jimmy its a push. So that means we clear it out. We clear it out. We clear it out. [ talking over each other ] now were going again. Oh, i win. Jimmy you lose. All right, ill lose, ill lose im ready. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is an ice cold pitcher right here. This is an icy, icy, icy cold pitcher right here. No. Jimmy its an icy cold pitcher right here. Go, go, go. Oh, oh, oh. Alright, alright, alright. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i know, i know, i know, im coming back. I kind of like the game. I kind of like the game now. Lets go, one more round, one more round. I thought another name for this. We can call this chilly willie. All right, here we go. Ready for this . Im ready. Ha ha, its the final round, i know. It wakes you up. Jimmy it really does. I do it every morning man. I do it every morning. Keeps me young. All right, here we go. I go down . No, i go up to you first. Then i go down to me. Then up to you, right . Yeah. Jimmy how you doing by the way . Everything cool . This is cool. Im enjoying black jack. Jimmy are you loving it . Im just here to play black jack. Jimmy here we go. Oh, yeah. Flip up. Ooh, okay. You have 12. Im liking my situation. 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Everyone, please welcome marc maron. Jimmy thank you for being here buddy. Look at you. Jimmy its good to see you good to see you, man. You make me happy. Jimmy i love you. I heard you might be a little sick so im happy youre feeling better. I was nervous so my voice is a little screwed up. You know what i mean. Like i came out here. I brought my girlfriend with me. Were excited. A week in new york, the tonight show. Two days in, the hotel rooms like a hospice situation. Were both ill. Shes sick. Im sick. Its like a very boring sid and nancy. Like theres a bottle of nyquil, growing mounds of tissue paper. Bottles of bs vitamins that do nothing. Im taking regular pills. Do nothing. But they do make you burp the history of italian cooking. Jimmy well thats something. Youre like, oh, wow, i feel connected to the entire isle. Jimmy you coming you like new york city dont you . I do like new york. But i do have to say the weird thing about the getting sick thing is ive been with her almost two years and we dont live together. So that first sickness together, its a tough one. You know. Right . Its good if its a cold. You know, a cold is manageable. Better than stomach flu or intestinal problems. You know, if you want a starter sickness for a relationship, the cold is what youre hoping for. Jimmy yeah, you hope for that one, exactly. I got to say, you do your wtf podcast from your garage in your house. Yea. Jimmy this is fantastic. I havent had a chance to talk to you since then but the president of the United States of america did your show and came to your garage. Its crazy, man. Jimmy i mean, this really happened. I live in a twobedroom house. Jimmy i love that this happened. In highland park. When they told me they approached us you know and they were kind of every few months, like, were thinking about doing this and they were like were going to do it. My producer is like, the president wants to do it. Im like what do i got to do go the white house to a hotel or something . Hes like, no, he wants to come to the house. Im like, thats ridiculous. You know, the president doesnt just casually drop by. Its sort of an ordeal. You got secret service. I had to ask my neighbor if we could put snipers on his roof. He was excited. Hes retired. Hes like, great, great. Somethings happening. [ laughter ] jimmy great, somethings happening. That is the best. Great, great, somethings happening. There were some funny moments because secret service i have a two bedroom house but theres a lot territory around it. Its on a hill and theres a a lot of homes. I asked the secret service guy, this must be a pain for you guys to secure this much of a a parameter. He said no, its nothing, we were at tyler perrys the other day, that was crazy. Thats relieving. My whole home could fit into his hallway, you know. Jimmy the president came to your garage. Totally was everywhere, national news. It was crazy. Jimmy the other thing i was excited for you about, because i know youre a giant fan, you got to interview Keith Richards. Yea i did that here. That was hilarious. You get to hang out with him right. Youre at a different level. Jimmy i dont hang out with him. But you could call him right now and go, dude, whats going on . Like, why you calling me . Jimmy i would not i cant do that. No, i cant. But this is because i know how all right, yeah, i can call him, big deal. [ laughter ] it doesnt matter. He wont pick up the phone. It will go to voice mail. No. You know how you felt when you first met him. Jimmy freaked out. If you listen to me talk to him its like im 12, going, oh, my god, keith, what else can i talk to you about. But, like, he was such a hero of mine. Hes such an icon. Hes so specifically himself. The deal i had was we could interview him. He was doing morning edition at npr here in new york at the npr building, right. So we were going to use the studio when he was done in there i was just going to go in and interview him. It was so funny because were waiting at npr, which is npr, and i just remember, we get there and hes in there, right, and theres a woman running around the office going, hes smoking, hes smoking, what do we do. Hes smoking. Everybodys like, theres nothing you can do. Jimmy no. If Keith Richards wants to smoke, hes going to smoke. So i go in there and he took a a break in between the two. He had a tumbler. Like a paper cup of something. Yeah, powerful. You know, hes feeling loose you know, and hes smoking his marlboros. And i used to smoke marlboros but now i do nicotine lozenges. Jimmy thats right you dont smoke anymore. Right. So i show him my nicotine lozenges. Im like, i use to love marlboros but im doing this now keith. Like hes going to care, right . So i ask him, can i just hold one . Im like an idiot, talking to Keith Richards and holding an unlit cigarette while hes just knocking them back. You know what i mean . At some point in the middle of the interview, im being this baby with my unlit cigarette. Keith just pauses and he looks at me and he throws the lighter at me. He just throws it at me. I thought in my head, i havent smoked one of these in ten years, but if theres ever a a time to smoke a cigarette, its with Keith Richards. Jimmy oh, yeah. Yeah. [ applause ] yeah, i smoked it. It was enjoyable. And im grateful because, you know, when youre dealing with keith, i was lucky it was just a cigarette. You know, back in the day, who knows. Here you go. How about a pound of cocaine and heroin. Jimmy that didnt happen. Just a cigarette. I got him at a good time. Jimmy you got to hear the interview if you want to check it out. Its so entertaining and fun. I love that you fanboyed out. I do it all the time on the show. Which im about to do also with your show maron. Premieres tomorrow on ifc, 9 00 p. M. Whats happening to catch people up to this season . Well, at the end of the last season, the character of me is in trouble. Im okay. The character of mes in trouble. Jimmy the fictional character. The fictional marc maron. Who has been sober for 16 years had a little back injury and was prescribed some pain medication. And he went to town i guess you could say. He indulged a little too much and blew a big break. Basically, the end of the last season ends with me on the floor babbling during a talk show. Like its actually ken marino. Hes my guest. And im interviewing him on my talk show but im nodding off on oxycodone. I fall on the floor and start babbling. And thats the end of the season. And in my mind i thought thats a good way to end a series. But they wanted me back. And now i thought, what do we gotta do now . We have to get that marc maron cleaned up. So were actually entering the story. Where ive been using for a a year. 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Im max, hes colby. Jimmy okay, cool. How old are you guys again . Im sorry, i just said it. Were 11. Jimmy 11, and when will you be 12 . Were going to be 12 in 20 days. [ cheers ] jimmy happy birthday. Whos older . Me. I got a minute and a inch on him. [ light laughter ] jimmy a minute and an inch on him. There you go. Bummed out. [ light laughter ] oh come here. I love it. [ light laughter ] now, how long have you been playing the trumpet there . Six years. Jimmy six years, okay, very good. Do you play any other instruments . Yes, i play the drums and accordion. Jimmy anything you . I play the accordion too. No, you dont. Yes, you do. No, you dont. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, stop it guys. I play drums. I play drums too. Jimmy you play drums too . I play drums. Jimmy you do everything max does too . No. No point with arguing with him. [ light laughter ] jimmy im not going to mess with him. How do i play the trumpet . For the people at home, do you have any warmup exercises . Things i can do . First, were going to create a buzz with the embouchure. First you tighten the corners and loosen the middle. Jimmy emboture, what is it . What do we do . Embouchures. Jimmy all right. [ light laughter ] embouchures. So what do i do . Tighten each closed. Then loosen the middle. And if you look at some lighting, it should shake. [ light laughter ] jimmy or you could be having a stroke. [ light laughter ] but you all know im much older. Im much older than you. [ trumpet blows ] now put your trumpet to your mouth. [ trumpet blows ] jimmy now, what are you performing for us tonight . Were going to play i feel good by james brown. Jimmy i love this. Okay, very good. Ladies and gentlemen, performing i feel so good from lafayette, louisiana, give it up for max and colby. Go for it. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, that is amazing thank you. Jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you so much. You just played with the roots. That was awesome. Thank you. Jimmy all right, get out here, yeah, go on over there. Next up are 7yearold tap dancing twins from los angeles, california, please welcome freddie and teddy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . Good. Jimmy nice to see you. Nice to see you too. Jimmy youre freddie and youre teddy . Yes. Jimmy yes. Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] now, who is the older twin . Im the older twin. Jimmy so teddys the older twin . No. No. [ laughter ] jimmy no, youre freddie . Yes. Jimmy youre teddy . Yes. [ light laughter ] jimmy uhhuh. [ light laughter ] lights are starting to shake a a little bit here. [ light laughter ] i bet if i close my eyes, if you switch, i could probably figure out whos who. Switch and i wont look. [ light laughter ] i feel like youre faking me out. [ light laughter ] i know. Its pretty easy. Youre max and youre colby. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] can you guys teach me a move, tap dance . I have some tap shoes here. Can you teach me a move here . Five, six, seven, eight. Jimmy all right, hold on a a second. [ cheers and applause ] now, thats you dont have to do the split. Jimmy what is that . You dont have to do the splits. Jimmy oh, i dont think ill be doing much of anything you did. [ light laughter ] what is it again . You go all right. Count me down. 5, 6, 7, 8. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its been a rough episode for me tonight, i got to be honest. [ light laughter ] tough episode. What song are your performing tonight . Happy by c2c. Yes. Jimmy happy by c2c. Jimmy c2c, all right. [ light laughter ] what do you mean . Is that right . Yes. Happy by c2 like the number two. Jimmy happy by c2c. Yes. Yes. Jimmy thats correct. And you guys are performing it here . Yes. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for freddie and teddy. [ cheers and applause ] questlove 1, 2, 3, 4. [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, hey fantastic. Thats what im talking about. Lets get max and colby back in here. Guys, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] p give it up for these Little Big Shots, you guys, give it up. [ cheers and applause ] a new episode airs this sunday. Oh my gosh. My thanks to max, colby, freddie, teddy. Stick around for more tonight show after the break. Guys, start us off. Lets do something fun. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to chris evans, marc maron, max and colby, freddie and teddy [ cheers and applause ] lecrae [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye, bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight connie britton. From another period. Comedian natasha leggero. Cooking with chef marcus samuelsson. Featuring the 8g band with allison miller. [ cheers and applause ] ladiesnd gentlemen, seth meyers [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] just fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Audio has surfaced showing that in the 1980s and 90s, donald trump may have used a fake name to pose as his own publicist. Or maybe a littleknown