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We are now 97 days away from the president ial election. We still have 97 more days of this. I have a 2yearold daughter. I realized this morning this campaign has been going on for more than half her life. I feel its been going on for more than half my life now. Donald trump is in the middle of so much today i hardly know where to start. First of all, he was talking about bernie sanders. And while he was doing that, he came up with a new nickname for hillary clinton. If he would have just not to sleep, relax, he would have been a hero. But he made a deal with the devil. Shes the devil. He made a deal with the devil. Its true. Jimmy i like how he says, its true. As if he traveled to hell and confirmed it himself. Saw her with the shoes off, yep, shes got hooves, shes the devil. Calling your opponent the devil, thats going to be tough to reel back in if he loses and has to make a concession speech. Today i called the devil and victory. Im disappointed but we now unite behind our president the devil. If he loses by the way its going to be the greatest concession speech in history, right . [ cheers and applause ] in the history not just of the united states. New york times had a big story about the five deferments trump got to avoid being drafted during the war in vietnam. Four of his deferments were because he was in college. The fifth was a medical deferment because he said he had a bone spur in his heel. Which fortunately healed up the moment the war was over. So his heel healed. Im surprised he had a bad heel. I assumed his heels would be the best. The best heels ever. But after that story came out a war veteran in virginia approached donald trump and gave him his purple heart. A man came up to me, and he handed me his purple heart. Now, i said to him i said to or that is a copy . He said, thats my real purple heart. I have such confidence in you. And i said, man, thats like thats like big stuff. I always wanted to get the purple heart. This was much easier. Jimmy yeah. Definitely. [ laughter ] anybody have a nobel prize they want to give him too . And maybe most damaging of all this stuff, he tweeted this photograph last night. In which he is feasting on Kentucky Fried Chicken with a knife and fork. And a spoon, even. Whats more relatable than a man in a suit eating Fried Chicken with utensils on board his private jumbo jet . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes just like us. I dont know whos advising him. Who eats kfc with a knife and fork . I dont even need a plate. The reason it comes in a bucket is you dont need anything. All you need is a face to eat ill tell you, its tweets like these that make Chris Christie very jealous hes not trumps running mate right now. Trump has been lashing out at the media. Hes very angry with the media lately because they keep reporting all the things he says, which is totally unfair, makes him look bad. The clip youre about to see i think really sums donald trump up. If you were to drop donald trump into like a large stock pot and boil him, set him to simmer for a month until he becomes soup, if you wer into a snow globe and seal it up forever, this clip is what you would get. Im very close to china. I have a biggest bank in the world a tenant of mine in new york. The biggest in the world, a chinese bank. Dont worry about that baby, i love babies. I love babies, i hear that baby crying, i like it. I like it what a baby. What a beautiful baby. Dont worry, dont worry. The moms running around like healthy and thats what we want. Okay, we have the piggy bank. They have ripped us to shreds. Ripped us absolutely to shreds. Actually, i was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here. Thats all right. Dont worry. I think she really believed me that i love having a baby crying while im speaking. Thats okay. Jimmy its all there, right . China, a baby, he likes china, he likes the baby, he doesnt like the baby. Hes kidding, he wasnt kidding. Every iota of donald trump was right there in that 60second clip. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ive never seen a guy running for president flipflop on babies before. And our final moment of trump time tonight comes from his rally in harrisburg where he tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ slow music ] [ playing the tape slowly ] thinking all the time how am i going to and theyre turning and tossing and sweating and disgusting. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that trump vodka is strong. The summer olympics start on friday in rio. And the u. S. Mens Basketball Team is getting ready. They beat venezuela in an exhibition game over the weekend by 35 points. Afterwards, on the team playing, they celebrated with the number five song from may of 2002. . . And i need you and i miss you . . And now i want to . . Would pass me by because you know id walk a thousand miles . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. Thats quite a face. Carmelo anthony looks like hed rather have the zika virus than be on that plane. So if that doesnt strike fear into our opponents hearts, nothing will. Weve had a lot of fun so far but weve now reached the educational portion of the program. We recently teamed up with o friend snoop dogg for what has already become a very popular new guessing game. The way it works is we show snoop footage from a factory. We show him film of something getting made. Then we ask him to try to figure out what that something was. Feel free to guess along. Here is this weeks edition of howz it mizzade . This is big snoop dogg coming at you one more time, were trying to see what the [ bleep ] actually wait a minute is that cocaine . Offering to make some rocks . Hold on. This is wait, wait, what is this . Looks like theyre making cement sculptured light poles. Fire hydrants. Piggy banks. What is this . Ice cream. Oh a workmans hat. A lightbulb. A toilet. What in the [ bleep ] is this . Yarn. I cant figure this [ bleep ] out for nothing in the world, dog. Im trying my best too. Liquids. Oh, a bowling ball yall got me with that [ bleep ], that was tight. Now thats how you make a [ bleep ], [ bleep ] bowling ball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, snoop. Into the new season of bachelor in paradise and nate diaz of the ufc confronts his haters facetoface. So stick around, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . [ tires screech ] . Flo [ ghost voice ] oooo [ laughs ] jaaaaamie, the name your price tool can show you Coverage Options to fit your budget. Tell me something i dont know oh ohhh ahh this is probably more of a breakroom activity. Ya think . . Hey there. Hi, im looking for a deal on an iphone. Well, how about this . Heres my answer. Is this you with a dinosaur body . Its just me with happy hands. It just means ill take it. 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If youre not familiar with the bachelor in paradise they send a bunch of borderline personality rejects from the bachelor and the bachelorette on vacation together and get them drunk and let the magic happen. Were only one episode in. Already this is the best show on television. Starting with a physically fit but mentally not so much canadian named daniel. . Canadas invading. Were taking over. My names daniel. Im 31 years old. I was on jojos season of the bachelorette. Cant get rid of me. Im like a disease that just wont go away. Like herpes or something. I dont know if i want to be associated with herpes, but you know. Its treatable nowadays so its not a big deal, right . Jimmy right, right. Bottom line, dont get in the hot tub with daniel. So daniels buddy from the bachelorette, the monster known as bad chad, was in the house. Bachelorette who seemed to like chad. In mexico things got off to a rocky start. I just want to make out with youre not making out with anyone tonight. Impossible i already made out with her. Yeah, you did. You have a better chance of making out with a turtle than a girl tonight. You really havent your chances are slim to none. Youre making me want to throw your ass down. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Being honest and realistic with you. No, [ bleep ] off, man. Serious, man. Im [ bleep ] serious. You better not swing at me like that again, bro, ill take you down. Ill take you down in chinatown [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy take you down. I like the thought process there. Ill take you down. Ill take you down to chinatown threats are scarier when they rhyme in general. So chad got so out of control the next morning Chris Harrison meeting about it which led to maybe the most shocking thing Chris Harrison has ever said on the show. This was a Second Chance for everybody to come in here and find love. Right, thats why were here. This was also a Second Chance for you. We all came here to be in paradise. In a matter of one night, you have turned this into hell. Being belligerent to the staff of this hotel huh . I was friendly to the staff of the hotel. You told everybody at this hotel last night to suck jimmy well, you know. You say that kind of thing to the hotel staff, you will not get one of those chocolates on your pillow at night. So chris had to tell chad hes going home. Fortunately chad handled that with dignity and grace. Youre making this a lot worse than it needs to be. No, you come here and make me look like a bitch, play into everything theyre saying. And you act like you see me, you to sleep with a memos sa and a robe on. You didnt even watch the show. You think this is fun and games . This is my life. Youre going to try to make me look like a bitch [ bleep ] . You, Chris Harrison, come at me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i wish he had. Or im glad he didnt come at him. I dont know. Is it too late for donald trump to change running mates . While were on the subject of fighting, there is a big ufc match coming up two weeks from saturday in vegas. Ufc 202. It is the muchanticipated rematch between Conor Mcgregor nate diaz won the first bout. Mcgregor is slightly favored to win this bout. We wanted to have some fun with this. We went on the street and we talked to a bunch of fans who think Conor Mcgregor is going to win. While they were talking smack about nate diaz and how great conor is, we had nate sneak up behind them. This is whats up with nate diaz. Ufc 202. Conor mcgregor versus nate diaz. Knock him the hell out. I think conors going to whoop him. Im excited. Im ready to see ufc 202. Conors going to whoop him, im ready, lets go. Whoa oh, whoa. I dont know why you want me to get knocked out. Whats going on here . Nate, whats up . Youre going to be great. Now, man. Represent its all good. I like this guy a lot too, though. I did say that rht . I said that. I didnt say that . I love Conor Mcgregor, hes my favorite fighter, hes definitely going to knock out nate diaz at 202. Its going to be a completely different fight this time. Hes going to knock him out . Hes going to knock him out. There he is. Conors going to be more patient and not take him for granted like he did last name. Last time he was taken for granted. This time conors going to take his time. Nate diaz i think is going to be the more confident one because lucky fight in. Hes going to come in i think a little more like conor oh [ bleep ] hes got the powers right here, get a picture. Come on, man. Thats nate diaz right there. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy see diaz versus mcgregor on ufc 202. Saturday, august 20th. Tonight on the show, oriante is we have music from grouplove, Mark Consuelos is here, be right back with salma hayek so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . Introducing tmobiles most epic deal ever get a free Samsung Galaxy for everyone in the family. 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Tonight from the new movie nine lives and the forthcoming tv show pitch, Mark Consuelos is here. Then all the way from los angeles, california, this is their new album, its called big mess. Grouplove from the samsung outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, hugh grant will be here tomorrow. Nicky glazer, music from miranda lambert. Thursday, morgan freeman, music from young the giant. So please join us for all that. Our first guest is an oscar nominee who makes every day feel like feliz navidad. Starting august 12th she lends voice to a taco in Sausage Party. Please welcome salma hayek jimmy how are you doing . Very good to see you. I was joke about you playing a taco but you are playing a taco. I am playing a taco, yes. Jimmy you were born in mexico. Correct. Jimmy youre part lebanese. Yes. Jimmy your husband is french. Yes. Jimmy your daughter is american. Yes. Jim when we travel its like when youre watching those movies, those people that need to get away and they are criminals and they go to the safe and they have this pile of different passports . This is my family. Traveling from place to place. Jimmy so when it comes to the olympics which are starting this weekend, who do you root, which country do you root for . Ah, this is tricky. Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] i have to root always first for mexico. Jimmy okay. Because thats where youre born. And also because the mexican athletes dont get the support that the american or the french or the english athletes get. Jimmy gotcha. So really, they have so much merit. To get to the olympics. Jimmy its harder. Its harder than it is here in the united states. Its harder, much harder. Jimmy what is the big sport . Is it soccer that mexicans are most excited about . Yes. I mean, were very good at some strange ones like archery. Jimmy really . Athletics, well walk forever, you know. All the training, crossing back and forth from united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy also diving. But im a huge soccer fan. So for me, soccer. We have this amazing experience in brazil. Because we got to have the last this was a very important day in my life. Jimmy was it . Yes, and my husband, my whole family had come over for the summer. Jimmy where were you . I was here in l. A. When i say my whole family, the mexicans know thats not likely. Thats a lot of people in one house. [ laughter ] and my husband had arrived like 2 00 in the morning and the game was really early. Then he was jet lagged and he couldnt sleep. Oh my god, i was nervous that i was going to be too tired for the game. And finally, you know, we went to sleep. But i didnt i couldnt wake hiup because he went to sleep like two hours before the game. And then i woke up really early. And it was like a conspiracy. None of the televisions were working. Jimmy oh. Except the one in our bedroom. Jimmy oh. So i said to my 200 members of the family [ laughter ] and the people that work in the house also wanted to watch the game. Were going to go into my bedroom but everybody has to be super quiet. I am going to put the television in mute. You just got to watch and just keep it to yourself. Francois is going to be sleeping there. And i dont want him to see that were all invading the room. So everybody came, sat on the floor. There was no space. People started sitting on the bed. He didnt know. He was practically cuddling with my father. Then the game started. And then mexico scored. First they were all quiet. But then they couldnt hold it. It was like scooooore he jumped out of bed. Jimmy wow. And saw all these mexicans in his bed, in the bedroom. He was terrified. And once we saw he was awake we start doing the mexican wave and everything, you know. And we just had a party. And we won. Jimmy and you won. [ cheers and applause ] one medal for mexico. Husband. What is the difference between the mexican wave and just the wave . The wave, its something you have stolen from the mexicans. Jimmy oh. There is not such a thing as just it is the mexican wave that you guys do. Jimmy i dont think so. I think we invented it. No. We invented the wave. Jimmy we invented it. No, no, no. Jimmy yeah. Guillermo, who invented the wave . Wow. This is going to be a tough question for guillermo. [ laughter ] ther guillermo. In a way this is like when they put a puppy on the floor and it has to choose which parent to go to after the divorce. Who invented the wave . Guillermo mexico did. 1986. [ cheers and applause ] it was another world cup. Jimmy not exactly a Google Search by the way. If you have doubts you tell me what is the difference between the mexican wave and the wave. What is the difference . Is the only difference. But i think ive heard that it was invented in like 1981 up in Northern California and washington, in those areas, which is before 1986. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] no. They were not playing soccer in 1981 in Northern California and washington. Jimmy i didnt say it was for soccer. Its for football. The real football. [ cheers and applause ] the one where you do this. No, no. If thats the real football, why do they play it with their hands . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good point. Dont get me started. Jimmy oh, you dont like football . I love football. Jimmy you love football . Yes, yes. Jimmy i dont want to fight, i feel this was our first fight, its exciting in a way. I like it. Jimmy all right, you know what, let people decide at home who invented the wave. Maybe well do a little wave as we go into commercial. Salma hayek is here. The movie is called Sausage Party. [ cheers and applause ] . Were talking double the data for just 10 bucks more. Thats 10 gigs of highspeed data. To stream more video. And more music. More whatever you want all on americas largest and most dependable 4g lte networks. 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Jimmy did you know what your character would look like when you got involved in this . No. I knew in mexico, for the mexicans, a taco, its always a soft taco. Its always round. Even if its a flauta and its kind of hard, its still one shape. I assumed that was going to be my shape. Because with this taco shell form, its invented here, that you can take credit for. [ laughter ] you invented the hard jimmy the hard taco. I was going to say the hard, horny taco. Jimmy those arent horny tacos, theyre just tacos. They are hard. Jimmy they are hard, thats true. Im doing it again. This character brings out the worst in me. Jimmy does your husband know about this film . No. Jimmy he does not. I kept it really secret. And he looked at the internet. What this is Sausage Party movie . Theyre making a mistake i said, its just the voice, its an animated movie. Hes going to discover how dirty it is at the premiere. Jimmy will he be amused . I think shell be shocked. Really when they offered me this part i was nervous. Because its so naughty. Jimmy it is. I say, i dont know that i can say those oh my god, im going to be nervous to say those things. And once they got me at myself of the things that i came up with. [ laughter ] that would come out of my mouth. That were dirtier than what they wrote. So i definitely have it in me. Jimmy your husband owns a soccer team, right . Yes. Jimmy which team does he own . He owns a team called ren. This is one of the reasons why i fell in love with him because i knew that i had another soccer passionado that i could live with and we could watch all the games. Sleeping, of course, right. Unless he was sleeping. He started taking me to the games in france and i discovered it was a whole different experience. First of all, we went where all the important people go. Sarkozy. Hollande. I met them all in this special place. Im used to going to the soccer games in mexico, you know. Everybody goes crazy. Here they were all sitting like this. Jimmy oh, really . Happening and im going, all excited about it, and then francois is like, baby, baby calm down, calm. Calm down. And everybodys like this. And finally theres a goal. And you know what they say when theres a goal in french . Theyre like this. Boot and im going like, gooooooooaaaaallll jimmy boot . Boot, really . Be careful. Jimmy what does that mean . Because i think i heard you say poot. Thats a whole other thing. Jimmy oh, that is, okay. No, no, no. Jimmy boot . Boot, not a p. Jimmy like the boot you wear on your foot . Yes, like that. Because with the p its how do you say this its like a prostitute but jimmy like a butan, i know what youre saying. Dont say poot, say boot. To be like you, im full of passion. Then he showed me the pictures. Of people making fun of me. In the instagram. Jimmy oh, yeah. And i have never watched myself watching soccer. I was like [ laughter ] it was horrendous. It was so hard to confront yourself with your image taken by others. When you are in this moment of suffering and passion, it was horrendous. So after i was more composed in the games, except for the next game that we went. It was another historical game. We were playing against paris and we lost a couple of players and it was 911. And we won. And i held it together so well. But at the end everybodys very composed and im like, bahhahhah im sobbing. [ cheers and applause ] boot. Way better than boot. Salma hayek, everybody Sausage Party coming out soon. Be right back with Mark Consuelos . [ cheers and applause ] you. Always working on vacation. Always multitasking. [baby crying] always busy making something. But what has all this ambition ever gotten you . That youre the greatest nation in the world . Where all your dreams come true . Perfect for busy americans like us. [bark] do more, with the new galaxy note7. . . Starbucks . Smallbatch cold brew coffee. In stores now. Excuse me. 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Alaska bairdi crab dinner with sweet crab from the icy waters of alaska. Or try crab lovers dream with tender snow and king crab legs. Love crab . . Jimmy our next guest is an unreasonably handsome man currently on leave from his family in new york to work on a new tv show in l. A. Its a baseball drama called pitch. It premieres in september on fox. Please welcome Mark Consuelos [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you doing . Did you chat with salma hayek at all . I didnt but i realize this is a very mexican episode of jimmy kimmel. Jimmy it really is. [ laughter ] guillermo has had a grin on his face since salma hayek left the guillermo what a body, oh my god. Jimmy i shouldnt argue with you. You were right by the way. Jimmy i should have kept my mouth shut. Back at home, albert my partner play this game, he said if you are gay who would you be gay with . I said salma hayek. He goes, you cant do that. Jimmy wait a minute. Yes, i can. I would be a gay guy with a girlfriend. And shed be salma hayek. Jimmy can i tell you im a you were going to say me. Turns out yeah, not even close. Jimmy sorry, youre not my gay guy, then. Guillermo, youre back at the top of the list. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the show youre doing is about its an interesting idea. Its called pitch. Its about the first female Major League Baseball player. Yeah. Jimmy shes a pitcher. Yes. Jimmy this is based on someone who made the Minor Leagues . Or no, no, its completely fictional. Whats cool is major league show. All the logo in the stadiums are major league. Jimmy thats great. Growing up wed watch a show about football or baseball and it would be the st. Louis demons. Jimmy right. It took you out of it. Jimmy it feels wrong, it feels fake. I shot at Dodger Stadium the other day, it was amazing. Jimmy did you get to play baseball . Im an old guy. So im the general manager. Im an explayer. Initially i was very excited, i get to be a ball player theyre like, dude, youre retired. Youre 45. Jimmy i think you could get away with it. I think so. Jimmy did you get to go on the field . I walk around a little bit. Jimmy you walked around. You have real players on the show . I think theyre going to have some big players. I cant name i cant tell you who its going to be but big players. Jimmy it wont be like the brady bunch where somebody knocks on the door, wow, its don drysdale yes. Yes, i remember that episode. Jimmy it makes sense that because they have baseball. They have the playoffs and the world series and that kind of thing. Yeah they do. Theres a lot of synergy if thats the word. Jimmy have you ever worked for fox before . No, but its funny, i had to go to Sexual Harassment training. Jimmy to learn how to do it . To learn how to do it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the night before, id never had to do this. I called my wife. She said, listen. Anything you think about saying or doing at the meeting, dont do that. Dont say it. Youre not that funny. Its going to be wrong. And she was right, i went in there and i am scared to death. I have to rethink everything that i do. Jimmy how many people are in this meeting . There was 40 or 50 people. Jimmy is this because of roger ailes that they have this now . Im not sure. I mean, after the meeting i figured it was a good thing. Jimmy did anybody screw around . There was a meeting for the people after the meeting that were screwing around. Like, you guys are going to say. If somebodys doing something to a girl, should i just punch them in the face . Like, youre staying after for another hour. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy you were in this movie with kevin spacey. Kevin spacey turns into a cat. His finest work. [ laughter ] jimmy night life. Kaiser sose and Frank Underwood turns into a cat, its amazing. Jimmy how the hell . I dont know, i work with my favorite director, barry jimmy directing a movie in which kevin spacey turns into a cat. Christopher walkens in the movie. Jimmy he is . Weve talked about this before, i have a bit of a narcolepsy problem. Jimmy right. Me too. Were both narcoleptic. When you came to my house, i fell asleep. Wondered why you werent looking at me. Anyway, now im concerned because we have to do the table read and the table read for the jimmy thats where its really hard to stay awake. They sat me next to Christopher Walken. I was so excited. Christopher walkens doing Christopher Walken during the whole table read. I cant do it but hes doing that thing. Jimmy right, sure. Because he has no choice. He has no choice. And i sat next to him at a party. Like 15 years ago. And back then, when regis was on the show, he was kind of our social director. Jimmy regis was, okay. We went to Senior Citizen parties, o parties. I say that with love, i do, i say that with love. One of my favorite people, we went to judge judys house for a party. Jimmy okay. I love her. Jimmy i love it already. I sat next to Christopher Walken. Jimmy wow, Christopher Walken was at judge judys house . So 15 years ago jimmy wow. You know when you trade geography with someone it never works out. They never remember, like i dont know who you are. If youre friends with someone, you mention, it never works out. Jimmy Christopher Walken, you wonder if he remembers to put his shoes on. This night scene in montreal. Literally, we do it, and hes amazing, and were doing the scene. Hed wander off into the streets of montreal. Theyd have to corral him. Hed wander off. Jimmy christophers walking, literally. [ laughter ] its 3 30 in the morning. And theres a little bit of a hes got his process. All of a sudden he becomes very lucid. Years ago at judge judys house and we talked about this, that. Im like, my god, you remember that . He goes, yeah. Then zip, back. Started wandering off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Amazing. Wow. Mark consuelos, everybody. Watch the show pitch, september 22nd on fox. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is live Concert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy i want to thank salma hayek, Mark Consuelos. Apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. Thanks to ariana, you were fantastic. Nightline is next. First their album big mess comes out september 9th. Here with the song welcome to your life, grouplove . . Were back in business youre such a big mess and i love you yeah i love you . . Were back in business youre such a big mess and i love you yeah i love you . . Mean man Promised Land nothing but a devils hand trying to . Telling myself this now for days . . Mean man machine man ive been nothing but a puppets hand but nothing ever comes . . Without a change . . Welcome to your life yeah yeah it could be a fantasy yeah yeah . . Welcome to your world my girl let it be yo f . Were back in business youre such a big mess and i love you yeah i love you . Were back in business youre such a big mess and i love you la la love you . 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