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It rained on us. Down on us. It was rain. I was driving, there were literally dozens of raindrops on my wind shield. On the actual glass of my car. I had to pull over. It was crazy. And ill tell you something, whenever theres precipitation of any kind here in southern california, our local weather men and women, i will say this much, whenever the sun does not shine, they do. The one thing we hardly ever expect here california, rain. And quite a bit of it, especially here in pass dina. Check this out, we actually have a small stream now thats running along the road here on the streets of pasadena. Jimmy good god, why are you just standing . Get out of there [ laughter ] i dont know. Fortunately [ cheers and applause ] the rain did not stick around for another day. Tonight were having a Big Block Party concert out back with youll have the time of your life. Meanwhile, kanye west, i dont know if you heard, he canceled the remainder of his tour, the saint pablo tour, which was supposed to run through the end of the year. Kanye grounded it after another crazy concert in sacramento over the weekend. 30 minutes into his show he went on a long tirade, then stored offstage and never came back. Why this is news, i dont know. It should only be news if kanye doesnt go on a offstage. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it was strange because he only did two songs. But he did treat the audience to a tenminutelong rant complaining about beyonce, jayz, the election, mark zuckerberg, all sorts of other things bouncing around in his head. Everyone in the crowd recorded it and put on it youtube where one of kanyes colleagues watched and weighed in on this. This [ bleep ] crazy. Like that. Sacramento [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Should have had a bunch of [ bleep ] like you in there talking that weird [ bleep ]. Thats just my thought. I smoke weed. What the [ bleep ] is he on . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy if you did have tickets to see kanye, you will not be seeing kanye. Maybe because donald trump is about to make him part of his cabinet. He would definitely do a good job running Donald Trumps twitter account. Did you hear the president elects thumbs were very busy this weekend. You probably heard trump started a twitter feud with a broadway musical. Hes fighting with hamilton. Thats right. The one thing everyone in this country loves, donald trump is fighting with it. On friday night his running mate mike pence went to see hamilton in new york. And he got a few boos from the afterwards during the curtain call the actor who played aaron burr read a message on behalf of the show. Vice president elect pence, we welcome you and we truly thank you for joining us here at hamilton an american musical. We sir are the diverse america who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us. [ cheers ] or defend us and our inalienable rights, sure. We truly hope this show has inspired you to uphold our American Values and work on behalf of all of us. All of us. Jimmy all right, so that was friday night. The next morning trump got wind of this and started tweeting. He tweets, our wonderful future Vp Mike Pence was harassed last night at the theater by the cast of hamilton. The cameras blazing. This should not happen. Then again, the theater must always an safe and special place. Man, mike pence. Apologize very rude and insulting of hamilton cast member to treat our great future Vp Mike Pence to a theater lecture. Couldnt even medical rise the lines. Then the next morning, again the cast and producers of hamilton which i hear is highly overrated should immediately apologize to mike pence for their terrible behavior. Not since john f. Kennedy had that very public feud with the cast of byebye b there been such feeling between broadway and the white house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i hope it stops soon, i dont know. Who gets in a fight with a musical . How is it possible that donald trump can get along with putin but not hamilton . [ laughter ] and what makes this even stranger is mike pence didnt seem to mind at all. He said he was not offended by the speech, and in fact, he was slightly turned on by it and is pence made the rounds on the sunday morning news shows yesterday. And this is what he said on both face of the nation and fox news sunday. I can tell you, i wasnt offended by what was said. I dont know when it was the appropriate venue to say it thats how you memorize lines, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mike pence updated and ready to go. So mike pence wasnt offended but donald trump was. Why dynamic . Trump still wants an apology and the cast of hamilton have agreed to apologize, as soon as trump apologizes to the following parties. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that could be awhile this afternoon we went out on the street, we asked people what they thought of the news that Alexander Hamilton was harassing mike pence. Of course Alexander Hamilton has been dead for like 200 years. But did that stop people from nodding and knowing . Lets find out in tonights hamilton edition of lie witness news. As you know the big news today, treasury secretary Alexander Hamilton is feuding with Vice President electricity mike pence harassing him. Do you think mike pence unless the right . Should alexander apologize . No, i do not think alexander should apologize to mike pence. I dont agree with a lot of the things that mike pence stands for. Donald trump is now saying that Alexander Hamilton wasnt even born in the united states. Do you think he should have to show his birth certificate . He definitely should have to show, yes. And death certificate . Whatever it takes. Sure. Do you think being from the we go further when we reflect back in our history, i dont, so i dont know. Thats beautiful. Do you think mr. Hamilton, being from the 1700s, has anything to do with his position or does it not really matter . I dont really find that to be relevant to anything that is currently happening in todays, you know, society. Instead of staying dead and buried he should speak out . Yeah, exactly. Are you going to watch the duel live on tv . Theres no doubt i will. What w when you saw him in that powdered wig on cnn . Did you think that was offputting . Yes, i cant believe hed do Something Like that. Describe that. Just one of those things that was so childish and that. Hard to describe. Almost like it didnt even happen . Yes. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we didnt even send anyone back to Trump University to get our heads straight. As you know, thanksgiving is on i think, you know i would love to see these stores combine thanksgiving and black friday into a single celebration where you go to the mall and you beat a stranger over the head with a turkey leg. But thanksgiving, of course, is a time where we travel long distances so that our families can annoy us with all sorts of passive aggressive questions. It can be a terrible, intrusive time. To head that off we went around our office, we gave our staffers a chance to answer the questions they expect to get at thanksgiving din they are year get this out of the way before they get home and sit down to eat. No, mom, phones not broken. Ill definitely call more often. Yeah, every day. Yes, i am going to eat all that. Yes, this is how much i usually drink. Youre making it worse. Yes, im still single. No im not a lesbian. No, i didnt end up sticking no, dad, i dont need any money. Actually, some money would be nice, so. Yes, i honestly think she was more qualified to be president of the united states. No, im not yes. Yes, i am a little drunk. No, mom, still not pregnant. Really hope not. Yes, grandpa, there are a lot of jew in the entertainment industry. Including my girlfriend. Sorry, mom, youre not getting a granddaughter. Everyone pick up your phone, you go to settings. And then wifi. And then select a network. Yes, im dating someone. No, you cant meet him. Ever. Oh, yeah, if we were really bummed you couldnt make it to our wedding too. No, grandpa, i didnt give september me to give him, sorry. Si, it does keep me warm. No, i cant get you tickets to metallica or coldplay. Im not the [ bleep ] ticket master. Yes, as jimmys assistant im also his best friend. And no we cannot facetime him right now. Jimmy nice . Yeah, hes [ bleep ] nice. Is jimmy always funny . Yeah, hes always [ bleep ] funny. No, i cant give you tickets to ellen because i dont work at ellen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy makes sense, it really does. Hae we have to take a break. We have especially when we come back, the firstever politically correct thanksgiving pageant when we return. So stick around, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . Oh, lifesized dragon hand back scratcher. If only it came in a luffa. It turns them back into grapes. Wow, what an exhausting journey. Thats a good wedding present. Good call. Thank you. And thank you, lady blue. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Oh, look at this. Disposable microphone for my uncle bobs 75th a one and done. Yes. Find your voice and then dispose of it. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of american express. Look how big my hands are. Yeah. Ooh. Rawr. How much am i making for this again . Ooh oooooooh her last opponent is still in a coma. What . I should go walk my cats. No. No no no. 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Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . Okay, just a few more steps. Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data jimmy welcome back. Shia labeouf, anna camp, music from green day is all on the way. I feel like i must share this. Over the years weve seen a lot of videos of people passing out on roller coasters. This one is special. This happened in florida. Panama city beach. A couple got on something thank god they got this on tape because i think it says a lot. Oh oh my god aah [ bleep ] oh aah this view. No jimmy is she okay . Are you okay . [ laughter ] a couple took their infant son out on some kind of a Wildlife Safari and it went like this. Wow. I wouldnt mess with them guys, bro. Its going to oh my god oh gosh. Jimmy how did that much liquid fit inside that child in the first place . If you run that in reverse its extra horrifying. Most of us are familiar with the traditional tale of the first thanksgiving. You know how it went, the one we learned in school, heartwarming story. But this is not 1621, this is 2016. Some of the story is out of date. We thought it might be a good idea to update the story of thanksgiving to reflect our modern sense differents. With that said we proudly present the students of edward James Elementary School in the firstever politically correct thanksgiving pageant. Kids . [ cheers and applause ] please dont applaud. Its insensitive to people with no arms. [ laughter ] the place, plymouth, massachusetts. The year, 1621. If you choose to believe in the culturally oppressive gre grecoroman calendar. [ laughter ] let us begin. I am cold and hungry. Me too. But last night this mystic experience of all those who are not cold and hungry. Life partner, look, we have visitors. Yes, i see. Greetings, Indigenous People. Greetings, nonIndigenous People. Or should we say, how. Please dont. Its cultural appropriation. [ laughter ] your baby is very cute. Is it a squaw or a brave . Were not using gender labels yet. Well let it decide for itself how it identifies. [ laughter ] thank you for raising awareness over the coming months the Indigenous People taught the nonIndigenous People how to hunt, fish, and grow crops. Somehow lesser than those who do. In august of 1621, they all met in a safe space and had a locally sourced feast. Lets say grace. Dear generic higher power. [ laughter ] who we choose to believe in. Or not believe in. Thank you. Or never mind. Lets eat. Ive got a maize allergy, does anything here have maize in it . Everything has maize in it. Except for the turkey. Whoa. We dont eat turkey. Its not morally justifiable. Frankly, im offended by the sight of it. Check your privilege, indian whoa . Just as everyones triggers were being alerted, a thanksgiving miracle happened. [ laughter ] hi, everyone what are you . Im a tofurkey gobble gobble im made of 100 bean curd and wheat protein. And i am gmo free. So dig in . Ow this is disgusting exactly you see, when we all come together and compromise and spend all of our time trying to please everyone, we end up with a lumpy knob of brown goo. Now let us sing. . . We wish you a safe thanksgiving we wish you a nonconfrontational thanksgiving . Centric thanksgiving . . And a micro aggressionfree new year . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks. Thanks, kids. Well done. Very well done. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Beautifully done. How about those kids, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] is here. Be right back with shia labeouf [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by Hallmark Channels countdown to christmas. Watch allnew holiday movies. Are we on . Ahem. Ginger breadington here for targets 10 days of deals. From sundays 10 off electronics. Kitchenaid mixer from mondays 20 off kitchen is here too and it looks like the rumors are true. 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Tonight from the new show, streamable now on amazon prime, anna camp is here. And then their new album is right here called revolution radio. Green day from the outdoor stage. Also weve had a lot of great pe none better than green day. So that will be great. This is special. Tomorrow night our Second Annual red special with bono, julia roberts, channing tatum, kristen bell, neil patrick harris, halsey, the killers, and dj khaled too, all live in studio for a very good cause, please join us tomorrow night for that. Our first guest tonight is a terrific actor who on the side leads a very interesting life. His new movie is called man down. 2nd. Please say hello to shia labeouf [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy very good to see you. I saw your movie this weekend and its crazy to see you because youre so jimmy well, youre kind of militaristic in a way, now you look like you again. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy which is a testament to your acting. My wife and i were going on and on and on about what a good actor you are, which is true. Thank you. Jimmy you really do a lot of great movies. You did a weird thing, actually. You showed all your movies, correct me if i have this wrong, back to back to back to back in a theater, you stayed for the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come. Three days worth of moviewatching. It was kind of crazy. It starts like an ironic, silly thing like most of the things i do, then it wound up in a cool, sincere place. Jimmy do you think to the end, as far as these things that you do, before you do them . Or you just see how it goes . No, no. Both. You set up boundaries then give it to everyone else and let them have it. Jimmy what were your boundaries . Basically it seemed to me that you put a camera on yourself while you watched all your movies and anyone who wanted to came in and keernd kind of did anything they wanted to. Some people are exhibitionists who want to sit right next to you and dress and up do stuff. Then some people want to lay in the cut, just be a part of it. So its really, you know, openended. Theres not a whole lot of boundaries other than youve got to kind of wait in line and that becomes its own thing. Jimmy we have a clip. This went on, as you said, three days. Yeah. Jimmy which movie were you sleeping through . That was probably jimmy i dont know if theres an explosion or something there you go, you woke up. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy that seemed like fun. You do these crazy you did another thing where you told people where you were and asked them to come give you a ride. Yeah. Jimmy then you just went with them. Sounds crazy on paper. Jimmy sounds crazy verbally as well. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. In most ways, yeah. But it really turns into something special, man. You know, people want to be a part of something. Jimmy what happened there . Where did we started in colorado. We wound up in alaska. We hit every side of the nation. We went everywhere. Jimmy were people on their way to these places . Or did people say, i want to take you to alaska . Some people would quit their jobs ask and roll with you for three weeks. It started with the three of us like all the things we do. It wound up we had like 20 people rolling with us the louisiana week. Until we got to canada and we had to lose a bunch of people because they didnt have their you thought at some point, i got to get them off this trip, i cant spend another day in a car with this guy . No, no. It manages itself, you know. Youll never have to mouth up. The group manages is itself. You float, let people do their thing. Jimmy what are the other things youve done over the past year . We did a thing where we set up a telephone line where we asked people to call up and touch our souls. Oh, yeah, right. You just took phone calls for a long time. Five [ laughter ] you have a lot of free time, it turns out. Yeah, yeah. You get fired from a show then you float a little bit. Jimmy five days of phone calls. This is like the Butterball Turkey hotline right now. Again, i know it sounds silly, but you know jimmy did you learn anything tra during that time . Taking all those phone calls . Im enjoying myself. I find a lot of joy in it. I think a lot of the people who too. Jimmy do you remember any of them specifically . We still talk, yeah. You build communities. It doesnt go away, it doesnt die. You build groups. Wow, thats something else. Its cool. Jimmy i know you love this kind of stuff. I do, i love it. Jimmy who do you do this with . Nastia and luke, those are the people i collaborate with. Jimmy what do they get out of it . Probably the same stuff i do. You go from selfexamination to selflove to people love. Then its really jfu jimmy i love that stuff. I think its very interesting. It is. Jimmy very creative. This is by the way your tenth appearance on this show. Thats yes shaved, know what i mean . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the first time you were here, you were a kid. You were a teenager. And i got you a little something. We put something together special for you to celebrate. I know you just got married too. This can be kind of a this is the chemical rave plate collection for each appearance thats the first time. [ laughter ] july 2003. Wow, man. Jimmy just over the years, you can just see us talking time and time again. Wow, wow. Jimmy 2006. This is crazy, man. Jimmy who can forget 2008. Do you remember that one . Sure, of course. Jimmy and they go on and on and on. And theyre really pretty much all the same. Im just fatter and fatter in each one of them. But yeah, we dont have to go through all of them. This is something for you and your new bride. Thank you, shell never go for that, but thats very cool. Jimmy she wont go for that. [ laughter ] no way. Thats where we cut the line. Draw it off. Jimmy you were in alaska with strangers and she wont go for this . [ laughter ] yeah, thats rough. Its going to be tough to push through . You got married in las vegas . Yeah, we did, yeah. Jimmy it was a real experience . It wasnt one of these my stuffs never trying to be tricky, you know. Im really transparent. So yeah. We paid to get this wedding. With it came this live link. The live link somehow found its way to tmz. But that wasnt the goal . I see. But her dad saw it that way. Jimmy was he mad . He saw it on the internet . We had to have a talk for sure. Jimmy you didnt call him and say he was supposed to call but somehow jimmy you were supposed to call. Hes an ice trucker, its really tough jimmy oh, no. Might not be no more plates. Jimmy lets talk about this movie. This movies really good. And very intense. Your performance in it is well, i dont want to give anything away. Im very careful about that kind of thing. People get mad at me. Ill let you explain. Its about a soldier whos hes coming home, trying to make sense of what hes arrived in. Jimmy thats all you can say, really, about it. Pretty much. Jimmy its not what you expect it is. No, no. And calling it a war film feels like the wrong thing too. Its a people film. And its a bit like memento and coming home and its kind of a mind [ bleep ]. Jimmy its a curse word. Youll hear a bleep at home but that was the [ laughter ] take a look at a clip from shia labeouf and man down. We entered the first floor. Cleared neutral as the first floor. Then then went to the second floor. There was a room . On the ground on the ground jimmy that is called man down. It opens in theaters december 2nd. Very good to see you. I look forward to our next plate. Shia labeouf, everybody. Well be right back place to stp and the best place to shop is kohls black friday. Shop black friday deals online all week long. 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Which was really great. Jimmy nice. It was awesome. Liz banks came. She was there. Jimmy thats nice. It was great to have her. Jimmy did you all sing and to the whole thing at the wedding . Actually wrote me a song. Jimmy he did, oh. Yes. Jimmy this must be why he didnt invite me to the wedding. [ laughter ] maybe. You dont sing . Jimmy no, i enjoy watching grooms sing to the brides. You would have loved it, its really, really amazing and beautiful. Jimmy doesnt he have friends who make fun of him for that kind of thing . There are a few. I love them. I take care of my man. Jimmy where did you go on the honeymoon . Jimmy yes. Absolutely stunning. Jimmy did you relax . Sightseeing . We did a little bit of both. A lot of sightseeing. After a while i thought it would be great if we got a couples massage. Jimmy nice. Getting cozy and relaxing and funny story. There was only one masseuse available at the place that we were staying at. I said, you go first, ill take the next one. So he went in and about an hour later i came out to say how was it, was it great . He looked so relaxed. This wonderful woman, elena, did an amazing thing for him. So i went in. But first he said she uses a lot of oil, so please tell her not to use that much body oil on you. Jimmy oh. I said, okay. Jimmy this is headed a weird direction. [ laughter ] no, no. It gets weirder. Jimmy oh, good. A little bit, yeah. Jimmy okay, great. She take off my jacket . [ laughter ] maybe. Actually, i would keep it on. Jimmy let me take off my shirt, keep the jacket we get in there. In america, as a woman, youre laying there, they normally cover this part of you with a sheet or something. Jimmy i know, yeah. As you do, as a woman, you know. Jimmy or a man with breasts. [ laughter ] a man with man boobs, yes. She doesnt, she removes the sheet. Jimmy its italy, its europe. Right. So i kept saying, this is europe, embrace your body, everything is fine, get into it. As im saying that, im getting more and more tense. Going to actually massage there. Jimmy oh. Theres no way she would actually do that. So im like laying there. And i hear the oil start to go. Shes getting ready. And boom jimmy oh, really. And then like boom jimmy really . Oh, yeah, its happening. Its happening. Jimmy wait. First theres a small boom. Theres a little boom. Jimmy then theres a bigger boom . Yeah, like a make contact. Jimmy wow. Then they just get in there, yeah. I just let it happen. Jimmy wow [ laughter ] i didnt know what to do, what do you say . Do you stop . Jimmy you say boom, i dont know what you do. [ laughter ] so it ended. I think i said Something Like, can you please massage my feet . Like over and over . Jimmy oh, really. The kicker though is that we came out and we both paid at one time. I got a discount. [ laughter ] totally. Got a discount. And i wanted to go, thank you . Jimmy either you got a discount or he had to pay a little extra for something. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats probably what happened, yes. Jimmy interrogation. Wow, how about that. Exciting times. What is good girls revolt . A stylish show set in the 60s, where this didnt happen, oil massages, women kept their h they did. The show is set in 1969. It takes place at news of the week which is like newsweek. About the first sexual discrimination lawsuit filed. Jimmy the first one for real . Yes. There wouldnt be female journalists if not for these women who stood up for themselves, stood up for their rights, said no to boobtouching. Jimmy is that what they did say no to . We deal with a little Sexual Harassment stuff in the show, absolutely. Jimmy allegedly, we hear that it still goes on. Yeah. Jimmy all the time, yeah. Is it fun to do a show like that where youre in a period, youre there in a different time frame . Its great. Its fantastic, yeah. Mad men is one of my favorite shows of alltime. To go back into the day. They do a fantastic job with sets and hair and makeup. Jimmy do you wear the little hats ever on the show . I didnt. Jimmy you didnt, okay, fun thing. Maybe, i will let them know. Hopefully they will see this. Jimmy i was like in the 60s they wear the little hats. Little tiny hats . Jimmy it looks like something a cupcake would come in, you know what i mean . Very fancy. Jimmy now they use them for cupcakes. Back then they would be for women and monkeys wore them too. I would love to wear one. Jimmy well, listen. You know what, if your writer a gift from me, i dont want congratulations on your wedding and your new show, good girls revolt. Its available now on amazon prime video. Anna camp, everybody well be right back with green day. . [ cheers and applause ] z26ckz zixz jimmy i want to thank shia labeouf, anna camp, apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next. First their album called revolution radio. Here with the song bang bang, green day [ cheers and applause ] . . . I get my kicks and i want to start a rager i want to dance like im on the video . . I got a fever for the violent behavior m sweating bullets like a modern romeo . . Bang bang give me fame shoot me up to entertain . . I am a semiautomatic lonely boy youre dead im well fed . Or give me daddys little psycho and mommys Little Soldier . . . I testify like a lullaby of memories broadcasting live and its on my radio . . I got my photo bomb i got my vietnam i love a lie just like anybody else . Give me fame shoot me up to entertain . . I am a semiautomatic lonely boy youre dead im well fed . . Give me death or give me daddys little psycho and mommys Little Soldier . . Broadcasting from my room and playing with my toys i want to be a celebrity martyr . . T my own private drama . . Hurrah bang bang hurrah bang bang . . The hero of the hour daddys little psycho and mommys Little Soldier . . . . . I want to be like the soldiers on the screen . . Its my private ho, holy war oh, baby . For this is love or its world war zero . . . . . . Ah, ah, ah ah, ah, ah . . I want to be a celebrity martyr the leading man in . Hurrah bang bang hurrah bang bang . . The hero of the hour daddys little psycho and mommys Little Soldier . . I want to be a celebrity martyr the leading man in my own private drama . . Hurrah bang bang hurrah bang bang . . The hero of the hour daddys little psycho and mommys Little Soldier . This is nightline. Tonight, kate speaking out. Those adorable toddlers now relentless teens and tweens. No im not doing this Kate Gosselin addressing reports of alleged child abuse. The familys strained relationship with her exhusband jon. And trying to date as a single mother plus watch and learn. Its sex ed for the internet. Masturbation. Sexual orientation and gender identity. A youtube sensation teaching kids about the birds and the bees. Im trying to cover all the things i wish that i had known what i was about 12 or 13. Now an advocate against Sexual Assault and harassment. Take it yeezy

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