Very special holiday. Today is National Unfriend day, ak a aka nud. We started back in 2010. We try to encourage those of you on facebook to decide which of your facebook friends are actually friends and eliminate those who dont make the cut. My mission is to simplify your life and to bring meaning back to the word friend, which has been cheapened. Also i like nud. In is the social media equivalent of cleaning out your fridge. That guy who sat behind you in freshman biology class who keeps posting about his 5k, hes a container of old beans. Throw him out today. That woman from accounting who posted 30 pictures the of her bird today, shes a tub of cream cheese that has green forming on from church who you dont know who has ever annoyed you. I wont be happy until you log into facebook and see a blank white screen, and thats the goal. Today is not the day to make friends. [ applause ] not only is today not the day to make friend, i dont even want you to watch the show friends today. Today is the day to unfriend. You dont are to stop at facebook. Feel free to unfriend people in real life, too. You can even unfriend people you just imagine the next time you see one of your friend, youll actually have something to talk about. Youll be surprised by her new haircut or her relationship status will be unknown. Maybe youll even want the see photos of her vacation. Probably not. But maybe. Give it a try. I ask people on my Facebook Page today to tell me who theyre unfriending and why they will be unfriending them. And we got a lot of responses. Thousands of them. And like this one from can deed da, im unfriending people who toes, yuck. Thats a classic. Start with them. [ laughter ] anybody who has ever done that. From destin, im unfriending my mom because every time i post something i get a phone call asking what it means. Mom is out. Ill be unfriending all of those who show off what their husband and boyfriend bought them and start their post like shout out to this amazing guy that just bought me this new purse. Like stfu. Stfu. Guillermo, you know what that means . Jimmy all right. This is from rick. Lets delete all friends that start a status with that moment when. Definitely. Mark writes anybody who uses the term butthurt, fmattdamon. Unfriend people who like pineapple pizza. Ive removed people in the past if your friends are dead, unfriend them, too. Go on your phone right now and do it. Nud it up tonight. Youll be happy you did. While on the topic of social media, a new thing thats spreading quickly. If you havent heard of it yet, youll have heard of it tomorrow. The trump is coming challenge. All you do is neeksneak up on a group of people and yell, trump is coming. Trump is coming trump is coming trump is coming jimmy its very simple. Melania does the same thing when she hears him coming home at night. Donald trump today had his First Official meeting with a foreign leader as president elect. He met with japanese Prime Minister shinzo abe in new york. The meeting actually got off to teach him how to do the crane kick from karate kid. This is interesting, a top adviser to the Prime Minister of japan did an interview with reuters. Ive been meeting with very distinguished senators and congressmen and they unanimously told me that we dont are to take each word that mr. Trump said publicly literally. They said that unanimously . Unanimously they said pay no mind to drunk uncle making a toast at a wedding. [ applause ] what our president says as kind of a riddle that no one can ever solve. [ laughter ] meanwhile, washington, d. C. , the Vice President joe biden had lunch with vpelect mike pence. Their spouses were with them. After ward reporters shouted questions at them from across the street. Are you smiling right now look, is he going to block you there . Are you worried he will find out you dont like him . He can probably hear you. No, im not worried about it. Finally some honesty in washington. Mike pence is very busy right now leading the trump transition team. They have to hire a lot of people in a short period of time. And there were a couple of surprising names on the list. One of those is former Texas Governor rick perry who is reportedly being considered to be especially amusing to those who remember this, as you may recall during the 2012 campaign. He famously forgot the department of energy during a debate. You cant name the third one . The third agency of government, i would do away with education, the commerce and, lets see. I cant. The third one i cant. Oops. Jimmy so not only did he forget the department of energy he forget it in a list of departments he would want to eliminate. In other words, hes being considered to run an agency he does not believe should exist. Its like putting voldemort in charge of hogwarts. [ applause ] but it does happen, dont be surprised if he does get the job. No american has ever served as Energy Secretary in same year he or she came in dancing with the stars. The other guy i cant believe is being considered is mitt romney who is meeting with donald trump this weekend reportedly to talk about becoming secretary of state. Mitt romney didnt even vote for donald trump. He came on our show once specifically to tell people not to vote for donald trump, and now hes meeting with him about a cabinet position. Hes planning to wear his most apologetic dockers, from what i understand. [ laughter ] remember they said trump is keeping a list of his enemies. So he could offer them all jobs afterwards. Maybe trump is just screwing with them. Maybe he just wants them to come to the office and say, mitt, youre fired. Fired from what . Doesnt matter. Get lost. [ applause ] meanwhile, Hillary Clinton was in our Nations Capital last night. She was honored and she confessed there were times in the past week she just wanted to curl up and never thats where bill stepped in and said, oh, yes, she will. At the end of the speech, clinton said america is still the greatest country in the world and then she got on a plane and flew to sweden where she will live out her remaining days on earth. Donald trump it was report today that donald trump is planning a victory tour of the states he won. Hes planning on holding a series of rallies starting some time after thanksgiving. Maybe this is where he reveals [ laughter ] he wants to make sure to tell people in person so he can see the look on their faces. This country is in a state of uncertainty. And i for one am preparing for the future. In fact ive already been to the future. You will see me on Late Night Television doing the commercials that you only see on Late Night Television. Tom selleck does the reverse mortgage commercials. Well need a new tom sellsellec advertisement for transcontinental fidelity. Jimmy hello. Im jimmy kimmel, host of amazing celebrity swimming pools. If youre like most people, youre worried about your financial security. But what if i were to tell you theres a way to guarantee a steady source of income with no money down, no collateral and no debt . Sounds too good to be true, right . Well, thats what i thought until i found out about the reverse reverse mortgage from jimmy yes, the reverse reverse mortgage. The concept the simple. Transcontinental pays you a fixed monthly income for life. No strings attached. Use it for whatever you like. Then, after your death, your children will receive a bill for the total amount plus fees and interest. Sounds great. Whats the catch . Jimmy for you there is no catch. Youre tapping into your kidss future earnings, money that, lets be honest, wont even want. I used my reverse reverse mortgage to pay for my cataract surgery and i got a boob job. Thank you, transcontinental fidelity. Jimmy its just that simple. What if my kids find out . Jimmy whos going to tell them . You . To sign up for your reverse reverse mortgage call the number on your screen. Jimmy well take a break. When we come back, a dynasty is coming to an end. cheering on tv censorshyou may write me down in history, with your bitter, twisted lies. You may trod me in the very dirt, but still like dust, i rise. You can shoot me with your words. You can cut me with your lies. This weekend at kohls its time to get ready for the holidays so deck the halls dress to impress for the School Concert then hurry home to cozy up for a family movie night. At kohls, friends and family save a little more with an extra 20 off so you can give a little more this holiday. Kohls. . Sing girl, come on. . [ singing ] . Rry, ariana you gotta go. Seriously . Verizon limits me and i gotta get home. Youre gonna choose navigation over me . Maps get up here. Umm. That way. Girl you better get on tmobile why pay more for data limits . Introducing tmobile one, unlimited data for everyone. Get four lines just 35 a month. E one for an adventurer. The one shes been eyeing all year. . . Happiness is . . Happiness is . . Different things to different people . . Different things to different people . [gasp] the gift theyre waiting for is waiting on ebay. . Thats what happiness is . New, unique, and everything in between. Find it. Add it. Get it fast. . laughs. here it is. . . Hey dad . Wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list sales event is on. Get exceptional offers on the lincoln family of luxury vehicles. Sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down [ cheers and applause ] jimmy music from jeezy featuring French Montana is on the way. Yesterday forbes released their list of the highest paid reality tv stars. I think they do this just to make us mad. The top spot goes to Kim Kardashian west who took home 51 million this year. Not only that, the Kardashian Jenners as a group made a combined 122 million this year. Just in case you were wondering if there was in fact a god, [ laughter ] [ applause ] meanwhile, the second richest reality show family, the robertsons of duck dynasty have announced that this Upcoming Season will be the last of duck dynasty. I guess it will be too hard for them to keep doing the show once donald trump appoints them all to the supreme court. Duck dynasty, its surprising because just a couple of years ago this show was a huge hit. At one time one of biggest shows on television, but their core audience dipped when phil robertson, the patriarch of the family transitioned into a so this will be it. Maybe im confusing it with another show. I dont know. [ laughter ] its hard to believe that a show about a family that makes expensive kazoos wont be back for a 12th season. By the way, im not great at math, but duck dines ay has been on for 11 seasons, theyve done 14 seasons a year . I hope it ends with the ducks [ applause ] no survivors. Okay. Back to our program tonight. I didnt mean to get off track. National unfriend day. We received many, many Facebook Messages from people sharing their courageous stories. Amy told us im already down to 66 people. I dont know if i can afford to unfriend anyone else. You know what, amy, you have to ask yourself this question, can you afford not to unfriend anyone else . Please, give us just six more. This is from zo sounds like an acid reflux medication. Im unfriending people who lie about how awesome their spouse is every five minutes. I dont trust people like that. I dont either. Ricky says one guy every year, one guy does a daily birthday countdown two months before his birthday. Okay. Unless that guys name is jesus, he is unfriended. [ applause ] this is from heather. Ill be unfriending my mom lori, answering questions that are directed to me. Good. Your mother isnt your friend. Rebecca writes unfriending my kids because, frankly, they dont need to know which glass of wine im on. Go talk to your snapchat, instagram friends. Thats right, punks. Finally ill be deleting my landlord. The jerk keeps posting lease violations on my profile. Right. Good, yes, unfriend your landlord. Unfriend everyone. Drain the swamp right . [ applause ] you know, National Unfriend day is a day of empowerment but also a day of reflection. What that said its time to take a look at all the facebook faces who are no longer our friends as of today. . . Like when you said you felt so happy you could die . . You were right for me . . But felt to lonely in your company . . But that was love and its an ache i still remember . . You didnt have to cut me out . . Make out like it never happened and that we wer . Now youre just somebody that i used to know . . Somebody . . I used to know . . Somebody . . Now youre just somebody that i used to know . . Somebody . . I used to know . . Somebody . . Now youre just somebody that i used to know . . I used to know . Goodbye all. And good riddance to you. All right. It is thursday night, oh, yeah, theres a lot of uncertainty in this country right now. But one custom id rather uphold is our weekly tradition of bleeping and blurring the Big Television moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] at the same time my father if he needs to be a [ bleep ] he can be a [ bleep ] and i think this country quite frankly needs a [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you. There will also be no [ bleep ] tonight. At least not by me. I dont know about usher. College graduates are drowning in [ bleep ]. We couldnt keep our eyes off katy perrys [ bleep ]. Whats on your mind right now . Whats going through it . Is football not the greatest thing in the plp [ bleep ] worl . Riley and im right in between them. Happy thanksgiving my friend. What the [ bleep ] . I love black [ bleep ]. I love it. A lot of people do. Can you imagine [ bleep ] a wild tiger inside your family home . Forget the hair falling out. How does your [ bleep ] not fall off . I dont get it. My name is sponge bob squarepants. I work at a restaurant. I love [ bleep ] and good at it. Jimmy we have music from jeezy and French Montana. From how to get away with murder, alfred enoch is here. Ill be right back with Billy Crystal. [ cheers and applause ] are we on . Ahem. Ginger breadington here for targets 10 days of deals. Kitchenaid mixer from mondays 20 off kitchen is here too and it looks like the rumors are true. Pizza brought another pizza for wednesdays buy one get one free pizza deal so hot and what are these surprise deals . Well, stick around because they are sweet. . Simulation initiated. [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. Jimmy speaking of bad mustaches, cleto, whats going jimmy become back to show. The big surprise casualty from how to get away with murder, alfred enoch is here. He was the one under the sheet. I didnt think he would be, but he is. Then this album is called trap or die 3. Jeezy with French Montana from the lobby stage. Today. Turns out french mont is is not Hannah Montanas brother as i was told. Next week before we head off to fight with our families, well be joined by shia labeouf, anna camp, and well have music from green day. And tuesday night our Second Annual red special to raise awareness for the fight against aids, live instudio with bono, julia roberts, channing tatum, kristen bell, dj khaled, neil patrick harris, halsey, and the killers, too. That is tuesday night. A very big show for a very cause. So please join us for all that. Our first guest tonight is an emmy and tony award winner and ninetime oscar host with a new comedy tour called spend the night with Billy Crystal starting january 21st at the arsht center in miami. Please welcome the billy against all others i [ bleep ] that up. The word arsht just sent me on a [ laughter ] the hell with it. Billy crystal, everybody. You think id be better at this by now. You had a little tongue twist. Jimmy i did. Arsht really got me. It sounds like a jewish soup. Doesnt it . Have you had the arsht . Or i have a jimmy i care for the borscht. If i could unfriend somebody jimmy who would it be . Rudy giuliani. Every shot of him on the campaign was this. [ applause ] jimmy youre 100 right. I dont know what happened to him. I know him. Hes a really good guy. Jimmy he seems like he got really, really mad at some point. Yeah. There may be some rottweiler blood in his past. If you do that dna test, maybe jimmy i do want to ask you about a photograph. Now, giuliani is in this photograph. Oh, yeah. Jimmy we have rudy there. He kind of has that look but a happy version of it on his face. Donald trump. Who . Oh, yeah, yeah. Jimmy michael bloomberg. President clinton, joe torre. I assume youre playing golf together or its a weird costume party. [ laughter ] this was when trump was a democrat and pro life and for the war. Jimmy what happened during that round of golf . I dont know. It was a big charity function that joe does every year. And mr. Trump used to president elect trump i choke. [ laughter ] listen, sincerely, we have to we all were in this together. And we all have to do the best. We are americans. We have to do the best we can. And we will because thats who we are. Jimmy and what choice do we have anyway . Yeah. And i i just really dont want to i dont want to. This is scary. Jimmy did you play against him . Yes, no, we played a tournament. We were a terrible. But it was a fantastic fivesome. It was an amazing fivesome. A very smooth fivesome. And its right near where president clinton lives in chappaqua. So he knows the golf course perfectly. So the three of us were together. Joe torre and i and president clinton for the round. As soon as we start at the first tee, president clinton knows the course and he starts telling us, hey, what you got to do here, thats what you want to do here. Every hole. Now, what you want to do here, what you want to do here. By the fourth hole, you wanted to hit him with your putter. [ laughter ] what you got to do here, what you got to do, what you got to do here. So now we finish the first nine, and were all of us a certain age, so were in the mens room at the turn. Jimmy right. Its me and joe and one other guy. Joe and i start behind him saying, what you want to do here [ laughter ] [ applause ] is just relax, joe, because you know, elvis died straining his stool. I dont know if you knew that. In the middle of this, clinton walks in. Oh, yeah. Jimmy uhoh. And it was like you know when youre in high school and youre smoking a cigarette and the teacher came in and you hear that sound. I dont think he heard me but the next week i was audited. So something may have happened. Jimmy you are about to start another comedy tour. Yes. Jimmy youre starting it in miami. I butcher the name of the venue. But how do you decide where youre going to go when you pick 30 city, how do you pick the cities . Well, warm. Jimmy based on its january. Jimmy climate . So, yeah, im not going to be in the middle of south dakota in january. So we picked florida to start. Jimmy i got you. Because jimmy its a swing state. It could determine the whole tour. [ laughter ] and i had toured there with 700 sundays. I had big success in palm beach. Well do sarasota and clearwater. Jimmy will this be a traditional standup show . No, its sort of like this. Jimmy okay. And i did it in australia in jimmy wow, six weeks in australia. Yeah, theyre phenomenal audiences. Just the greatest. Jimmy how are they different than american audiences . They listen. They dont use cell phones. Jimmy for real . Not once, not once in the six cities we were in three or four shows in each city was there a cell phone, that silly glow on somebodys face when you know theyre not listening to you. Jimmy, it was so great. Ive done two years on broadway and have been interrupted by phone calls in the middle things. Jimmy oh, yeah. When im doing my show, im on stage and this woman in the third row is just you know, not even looking at me. So i Start Playing the show to her. Jimmy yeah, right. Everything just to her. And then she takes a call. And now shes on the phone. Im looking at her. And she goes, i have to get awe, he off, hes looking at me. And in West Palm Beach where were going to be theres a red light going on in the back of the audience. Show, someones videotaping the show. It throws you off. I go to the stage manager, i go somebody back of the house is taping the show. So get him and find out what it is. So im in my dressing room. A cop comes down with stage manager. Was i right . Did you get him . No, its his life support system. [ laughter ] hes in bad shape, though, hes in a wheelchair. But hes a big fan. [ laughter ] true story. So i said, cant you put some tape over the red light . So i dont see it . He said, no, no, then the nurse will think hes dead. We got to keep jimmy Billy Crystal is here. More of billy when we come back. [ applause ] [vo] how to go live if youre not outdoorsy, but sometimes you find yourself outdoors. Sure, youre inside right now but you know when youre outside and youre thinking well next time that happens just pull out your phone. Open facebook, hit this, and go live. Tell everyone where you are then maybe do a little spin to show off the view cuz youre outdoors. And now your friends are too want a feast fit for the season . At red lobsters holiday seafood celebration nothing says treat yourself like any of these indulgent new dishes. 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She takes me through moments in my life, my career. Its very improvised and funny. I stand and im up on my feet about 85, 90 of the time. But the audiences in australia found that they liked it better than a concert, typical concert show because it was more intimate. They felt like they were sitting at a table. Jimmy with the conversation. And it was great. And we s jimmy funny for bonnie after night 25 of interviewing you. Do you have any questions for me . We go back and forth. Jimmy you do . It will be great. Jimmy i want to ask you about this amazing photograph. Oh, yeah. Jimmy this was taken where . In sydat sydney at a Chinese Restaurant called the golden century. This is not a friend of mine. [ laughter ] thats a 17pound crab. Well, i left that up to him. You know, they fish in waters off, you know, down in new zealand. Jimmy yeah. So everythings big. Jimmy everythings big and deadly. Oh, theres incredible scary things there. Jimmy yeah. They have nine of the most venomous snakes and the most lethal might be rupert murdoch. [ laughter ] so its a scary place. But the most we were in every city there. And they were great audiences and the food is amazing. Jimmy sounds like youre ready to move to australia. It was really weird because i was there during the conventions. Jimmy oh, you were . So was everyone asking you whats going on . Whats happening there, whats going on there . And then, you know, they saw coverage of open carry, people with guns. Jimmy they dont do that there. No. Not at all. Would be australia. Theyre the most peaceful loving people. Jimmy they have so many snakes, they should be carrying guns. But they also have mandatory voting. You have to vote. We had 46 of our population did not vote. Jimmy i know. Its terrible. But it was great. So i started i have a little cold. Sometimes you stumble into funny things. Jimmy yeah. All right. I woke up this morning and i was really nasal. I had an early phone call like 6 30 in the i sound like david gergen. This would be the oddest imitation of all time. Jimmy okay, all right. But i saw him for months on cnn. Hes probably the smartest of all people who cover everything. Hillary clinton has to make up her mind [ laughter ] i mean, she has to make that speech of her life tonight. I believe that she will do that. Secretary clinton is a very smart woman. She surrounded herself with time of her life. Jimmy thats good. Thats very good. [ cheers and applause ] now, only about 800 people got it, but they loved it. Then i bit my lip this morning. I was talking out the side of my mouth. Oh, my god, i sound like david axelrod. And im not coming out and being like david frey or anything. But the democrats need a consensus of who they want to be. Jimmy thats very good, yeah. I feel like im reliving the election. Im ne thanksgiving . Theyre all coming. Jimmy the whole familys coming . Yeah. 30 of them. Jimmy 30 of them. Will you cook . Yeah, we do everything. We make the key things. Jimmy do you personally make any of the key things, like the turkey . No. I carve. Jimmy you carve . Thats important. Yeah. Jimmy are you a good carver . Yes, im a very good carver. Jimmy whats your strategy when you carve the turkey . Anything goes. Jimmy no, we have to talk. You have to cut it down the vertically cut the breast out or if youre donald trump you just grab the breast because you can. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the tour starts january 21st in miami, florida. Well be right back with alfred enoch. Look how big my hands are. Yeah. Ooh. Rawr. How much am i making for this again . Hundred k. Win or lose. Total cake walk. Ooh oooooooh her last opponent is still in a coma. What . I should go walk my cats. No. No no no. A hundred k . Sure. Old navys giving away a hundred k everyday through black friday. Plus right now its 40 off your entire purchase. 40 off . you keep in touch with me, girl. 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He has made a miraculous recovery to be here tonight. From how to get away with murder, please welcome the newly unemployed alfred enoch. [ cheers and applause ] i have to tell you, you know, they kept me in the dark as to who our guest would be tonight. Really . Jimmy today they told me it would be you. I cant believe youre the one they killed on the show. Were you shocked by that . I was a about it, yeah. Thats part of it. Jimmy now im just remembering that youre english. You are. This is nice. I get to be honest now. Jimmy do you pretend to be an american . All the time. I go deep under cover. Jimmy besides the shows you mean . Besides the show. Jimmy where do you do this . Even when i went back to england. It was strange. Jimmy why would you do that . I was only back for two weeks. I have to stay in the accent. Jimmy you can refresh. And then its gone. Jimmy i remember being very surprised when i met you and you spoke like this. Thats great. I fooled a nice australian lady last time i was back. I was with my girlfriend in cornwall. And there was this australian lady sitting a couple of seats away who lent over and said, i think were the other than foreigners in here. Jimmy so the fact that youre a compulsive liar the reason they killed you on the show . Do you think that had anything to do with it . It made my continued employment unsustainable. Jimmy how do they tell you and how do they handle it . It was bizarre, right . Because we knew someone was going to die from the beginning of the season. Were all hypothesizing who is it going to be, who will survive and who is not going to survive. And asia very nicely well, not very nicely as it proved, tried possibly be wes. No, no, for this reason it couldnt be him. Oh, great, so im safe. Then i got a call from pete nowak, the chair runners assistant, could you come in and meet pete . Oh, okay. That was in the a normal occurrence. She sounded a bit sad on the voice mail. Jimmy then did pete come right out with it or how does he tell you . Not at all. So by the time i step into the office, i think i know where no, no, i said i didnt. I thought that would be forcing issue. Jimmy got you, yes. Trying to be a good employee in case he changes his minded. Hi, pete, how is it going . Put a smile on. Jimmy pete, just put a down payment on the house. So excited, really, you know . Thats the kind of thing where were you when i needed you . Jimmy was pete upset . Was he nervous about telling it took about 15 minutes until we got to it. All that time i was thinking, youre not making this easy for yourself, pete. Just rip off the bandaid. Jimmy yeah, right. Just come out with it. Just come out with it. Jimmy after he told you, did you go right out and tell the rest of the cast . I did. Jimmy dont worry, you guys are all okay. Good news, everyone. Youre safe. Its me. I took the fall. Jimmy like project runway in a way. Because every week you find out someone is safe or seems to be safe, then they say, well, were not sure where in time we are. Jimmy thats the thing about the show. Theres so many flashbacks, i presume you will still be on the show even though youre dead on the show. Right. Jimmy this season when they tried to figure out who killed you, by the way, just tell us who killed you because screw them. They fired you. Right . [ applause ] you know what . Ive been trying to behave really well the last couple of mont im a desperate man, im a man with nothing to lose. Jimmy yeah, right. You were a danger to everyone at abc right now. And you got the use that power for evil. No. You would have kept me in my job, now i think youre going to lose me the next five. Jimmy listen, you take them as they come and you go as they go. I just made that up. Ill have needlepointed on to something for you. I like it. Ill wear it forever in my heart. Jimmy you will be on the rest of this season . What happened to wes. Jimmy right. Well, im sorry you got killed on the show, but its good that youre still on it. [ applause ] im trying to see the Silver Lining here. Thats it. Jimmy albert enoch, everybody. How to get away with murder returns january 19th. Well be back with jeezy and French Montana. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by the Dicks Sporting Goods foundation. The Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is by the Dicks Sporting Goods found. Go to sportsmatterdotorg to help save youth sports. Jimmy id like to thank Billy Crystal, alfred enoch and apologize to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first, his album is called trap or die 3. With some help from French Montana, jeezy make some noise. I dont know what this is. Lets go. One, two, three, go. . Heard that new jizzle boy he going crazy dropped some new i got them going crazy . . Dropped it in the spot and they was going crazy brought it back from the top and they was going . Hey . You know we going crazy . . Its jizzle from the block you know he going crazy . . When they play this at the spot that be going crazy . Im just that and this is me talking it aint the liquor . . Diamonds in my damn chain im going fishing i talk to your here like a politician . . Told her give me brain take me you know that wanna try some new things . . You know she ate it up just like a cutter board im counting old paper . Got a ticket fresno . Said she like the taste she drinking like prosecco . . Im killing with the field im Charles Manson exactly what you want im strapped and handsome . . Lets go . . Heard that new jizzle boy he going crazy dropped some new i got them going crazy . . Dropped it in the spot and they was going crazy brought it back from the top and they was going crazy . Real at the spot and they was going crazy real back on top . Its jizzle from the block you know he going crazy . . When they play this at the spot you know he going crazy . . Montana from the block got em going crazy like its still the 80s . . You claim that you the realest when you watch fugazy show me whose your jeweler man that boys crazy . . She tried to charge me for the box man this shawty crazy . All i wanted was a mil and a new mercedes now im jumping on these like the new mcgrady . . You cant talk gotta show me . The brown bags ya owe me . . Take these then call me that brain freeze aint on me you cant hate cant hold me i whip foreigns like i stole . . Heard that new jizzle boy he going crazy dropped some new i got them going crazy . . Dropped it in the spot and they was going crazy brought it back from the top and they was going crazy . Real at the spot and they was going crazy real back on top you know we going crazy . . Its jizzle from the block you know he going crazy . . Dont smoke up none my trees take me serious . She thinking we together she derious . . From the cradle to the like this was taylor made . . You know im in that just like expensive suits money im in that mansions just like the yeezy boost . . I got rich off butter that Betty Crocker it aint my fault just like im silk the shocker . . Heard that new jizzle boy he going crazy dropped some new i got them going crazy . . Dropped it in the spot and they was going crazy brought it back from the top and they was going crazy . Real at the spot and they was going crazy you know we going crazy . . Its jizzle from the block you know he going crazy . . When they play this at the spot that be going crazy . Go crazy go crazy go crazy . [ cheers and applause ] its in the stores right now. This is nightline. Tonight the disappearing dad who vanished without a trace leaving behind a wife and two boys. He devastated us. He left us with nothing. Their idyllic suburban life shattered. The investigation stone cold. Now more than 20 years later a sh he asked me if i knew who Richard Hoagland was. And i said, yes. Have police solved the case and the missing fathers stunning secret. Plus, esther the wonder pig. Adopting a piglet seemed like a swine idea until she grew into a whole hog. Getting rid of her wasnt an option for us. This 650pounder sleeps in a bed and opens doors with her nose. How this couple turned their