Trace 25 year old habiba masum, who is from the oldham area. They were called to the city centre yesterday afternoon following reports of an attack by a man who fled the scene. The by a man who fled the scene. The woman was taken to hospital where died. And a british where she died. And a british man nicknamed hardest geezer has become the first person to run the length of africa. Russell cook, from worthing in west sussex, crossed the finish line in tunisia today. He ran through 16 countries in 352 days. The 27 year old said hed struggled with his mental health, gambling and drinking, and he said he wanted to make a difference and hes raised over £600,000 for charity. For the latest stories, you can sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen, or go to gbnews. Com slash alerts. Now its over to headliners. Its over to headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners your first look at tomorrows papers. With the help of top comedians, im steven allen, joined by brains and beauty. Tonight we have Cressida Wetton and paul cox who i didnt write and paul cox who i didnt write an intro for it. And paul cox who i didnt write an intro for it. Are you nice. An intro for it. Are you nice. All the better for that. All the better for that. Got to say, youll enjoy that one. Lets cross over to paul. How do you do it. 7 when even when he said it, i thought he hasnt mentioned anything me, thank anything about me, so thank you. Theres two other intros later which wont later on which you wont enjoy either. Ehhen im looking forward to. Im looking forward to. You are. Splendid. There you are. Splendid. Well, lets crack and take well, lets crack on and take a look at front pages. We look at mondays front pages. We can start with the daily mail says rain is making a fool of you, keir. Theres the guardian , you, keir. Theres the guardian, with carers taken to court over heart rending minor errors. The telegraph cameron warns us over kyiv aid bloc. The Financial Times says biden poised to warn beijing against aggressive tactics in south china sea. The i front page is sign nda to see charges for new build. Owners told more on that in a bit. The daily star sausage dodgy and those were your front pages. All those were your front pages. All right, cressida, whats the telegraph treating us with. 7 its going with cameron warns us over kyiv aid bloc. So yeah the us doesnt want to , doesnt the us doesnt want to, doesnt want to pay a load. Were going to pay 95 billion, which is load. We were going to pay us to load. Well, it is we were going to pay well, it is we were going to pay £2. 5 billion, which is a tiny fraction. Tiny fraction. Just thought id throw that in. But the point is smaller. It is a lot smaller. It is a lot smaller. But cameron says you need to pay up but cameron says you need to pay up your massive amount that you promised because he thinks its a threat west. We its a threat to the west. If we dont whos dont sort putin out, whos friends dont know friends with china. 7 i dont know if you know that. And north korea, they kim jong korea, well, they let kim jong un drive or something, un drive the van or something, dont they . I cant believe hes really im not worried really im not that worried about korea their own. About north korea on their own. But point is, all of but anyway, the point is, all of these nations dont these other nations who dont like are all making like the west are all making friends, supporting other, friends, supporting each other, and cameron thinks we need to do that. Just on the north korea, though, i used to be the same thinking like, yeah, you know, theyre launching missiles into theyre launching missiles into the war with the sea, theyre at war with fish. On. And then the fish. Come on. And then the Level Technology when level of technology when they manage sony hack, manage to do the sony hack, because presume had because i presume they all had xenix something. Because i presume they all had xenix they something. Because i presume they all had xenix they so something. Because i presume they all had xenix they so actuallyring. Because i presume they all had xenix they so actually all. Because i presume they all had xenix they so actually all of but when they so actually all of a sudden, you know, thats not pick on them just in case. Right. Well theyve got big mates. So thats the point isnt it. We do have this sort of complex that slightly more that were a slightly more grandiose we. Grandiose than we are dont we. In, in the over particularly in, in the uk know, we did rule uk because you know, we did rule the we barely rule the world and now we barely rule ourselves. And are you talking britain down . No. I know a bunch of people who are. Im building it back. But in comparison, we i mean, we talk about them against us like the west are on the west side. You know, the trouble is, we are against ourselves within the west, arent we . I understand what camerons doing here. Hes doing buddy, boris doing what his buddy, boris johnson. And thats johnson would do. And thats rally troops and say, look, rally the troops and say, look, we support ukraine, but we need to support ukraine, but its cannot be a bottomless its it cannot be a bottomless pit. At the its just pit. And at the moment its just this drudgery of war where theyre fighting over two metres here and two metres there, and no ones really winning, and its just splurging loads of money. And that lends to money. And that lends itself to russia know, they money. And that lends itself to russthat know, they money. And that lends itself to russthat way know, they money. And that lends itself to russthat way anyway. Now, they money. And that lends itself to russthat way anyway. Theyreay live that way anyway. Theyre happy. Theyre happy to invest all their money into wars rather than into their people. Yeah if, if ukraine becomes an area where putin wins, do you worry about how much money wed have to spend if things keep heading this way . Honest, russia to be honest, if russia won and tax came down, and the council tax came down, no, that wouldnt. Is that a no, that wouldnt. Is that a possibility, steve . Its more the idea that, you know, if all of a sudden if nato if that somehow happens and nato gets now, of course, i mean, im being facetious and it wouldnt being facetious and it wouldnt be a good look. You know , if russia were to you know, if russia were to if russia to win ukraine, this is what its become now. Its become a synonym for what winning looks like for west versus east. Its cold war part two. Well and were not ready, are we . You and i definitely not. You and i definitely not. Were definitely not. I havent spent anything on defence, yeah. Were not were not ready. And ben wallace is complaining former defence secretary saying everybody in the uk all the government are just hoping it all goes away and theres supposed to be turning up these training things. Up to these training things. Its defence people its only the defence people that and the rest that are turning up and the rest of the governments just not not preparing in a war preparing. Were not in a war spirit, is weird because spirit, which is weird because when covid, everyone when we had covid, everyone loved didnt they . The loved it, didnt they . The wartime spirit. But not now. Yeah, even football fans go on about yet now theres about wars, and yet now theres about wars, and yet now theres a chance of another one. Were ready for it. Well, were not ready for it. Well, im to this im sure well come back to this story stage. Paul, the story at some stage. Paul, the cover what have they cover of the i. What have they got sign nda to see charges new build owners told this is build owners told so this is home being told they home owners are being told they must sign non disclosure agreements to agreements if they want to see details of their Rising Estate charges. The i can reveal so this is quite something. You know, basically theyre saying you can we will quite happily tell you why were charging you loads and loads more. But once you know, you cant tell anyone else, which is a sort of strategy that abusers use. So dont they . You know, like if you look well, were going to do this secret, but but its our little secret. And if you tell anyone the monsters will get you. Paul, i dont think you should developers in, should drag developers in, sorry. With developers. Worse . Whos worse . Whos worse . Definitely the developers. Definitely the developers. Its awful. So this is its awful. Youre so this is home owners. This isnt people who are potentially going to buy an apartment, people who already own and were going to own it. And were going to charge you more, will charge you more, and we will tell you but you cant tell tell you why, but you cant tell it. What well, its it its skulduggery at its at its best, isnt it . Yeah. Or worse, depending on which way you look at this, you know , its not. At this, you know, its not. Its not freedom of information. Freedom of information is you share it and everyone gets to see it. This is you can see it, but you can never tell anyone ever again. It sounds like ever again. Yeah, it sounds like it happen in, know, it would happen in, you know, the vatican. The vatican. m the vatican. Be some government there must be some government funded. To funded. All these, like, help to buy stuff. Is it . Could we do it . Freedom of information it . A freedom of information on this interesting it . A freedom of information on thiknow. Interesting it . A freedom of information on thiknow. Dont interesting it . A freedom of information on thiknow. Dont knowesting it . A freedom of information on thiknow. Dont know the g it . A freedom of information on thiknow. Dont know the answer to know. I dont know the answer to know. I dont know the answer to youve to the wrong. This will be something that was the contract the was in the contract that the freeholder has over you as the leaseholder. Dont know. Freeholder has over you as the leaseholget dont know. Freeholder has over you as the leaseholget freedom t know. Freeholder has over you as the leaseholget freedom of i thinking private contract . theres i thinking private contract . theres any i thinking private contract . theres any government nking if theres any government funding be funding involved, you might be able yeah, but i mean, able to, but yeah, but i mean, if its the Service Charge going up charge, and up the estate charge, then and thats you can thats the thing that you can buy property and the buy a property and the freeholders the right to freeholders have the right to increase your ground rent and service want. And the scary thing about this me is you sign this for me is you have to sign it how much its it to find out how much its going by, cant tell going up by, so you cant tell everyone quick, is what everyone quick, this is what its. You cant let the scandal out the bag. Can tell you . Imagine if youre living in a family situation and youre living with your partner and you find out. Can you tell them no. If she didnt sign it, thats in that dark idea. Lets move on to times. Cressida. What to the times. Cressida. What have got . Have they got . Rise of the 24 hour wait for a bed in a e. So its more bad a bed in a e. So its more bad news about the a ten fold news about the nhs. A ten fold increase longest delays since increase in longest delays since 2019, as theres now more than 150,000 patients, waited more than 24 hours in a e before getting a hospital bed last yean getting a hospital bed last year, which is ten times as many as 2019. And obviously this is leading to deaths because when people go to a e, sometimes its an emergency. It doesnt make sense, though. If deaths are going up, then the queues should go down. I suppose , maybe yeah, i suppose, maybe theyre just taking annoyingly, maybe these people are dying at the 23rd hour and thats why the stat both annoyingly. Well, it would be, wouldnt it . Spoiling it for everyone else in the queue. Look, its a big stain on us as a society, isnt it, that we are unable to look after the most vulnerable. And thats how you any community or you judge any community or society, isnt it . How well do they look the most they look after the most vulnerable . And thats these vulnerable . And thats why these stories big news, stories are such big news, because tend not to. When because we tend not to. When people are at their most vulnerable, need vulnerable, when they need medical , whether thats medical help, whether thats physical mental, seem physical or mental, we just seem to them down week after to let them down week after week. And thing i think is and another thing i think is one of the reasons why the numbers will be so much higher. Ten ago, to the ten years ago, youd go to the gp you had an ailment, but gp if you had an ailment, but you cant gp. I cant you cant get a gp. I cant remember what it stands for. I think you pronounce it like that. Yeah. And i mean, ive sometimes spoken to my gp on the phone thats and then phone and thats and then i think i once sent like a screenshot ive had, you can have more interaction with the women babe station. So the women on babe station. So the fact you just end up down fact that you just end up down a e if youve got like a bad knee something, not knee or something, its not an accident emergency, but accident nor an emergency, but its that the pharmacy its either that or the pharmacy and closing down. And theyre closing down. Or an app thats the other. The we talk a lot about the pandemic, you know, and the effects tum effects on effects on long tum effects on it. One of biggest it. But one of the biggest effects were basically effects were the it basically was of all was the retirement of all general once, general practices because once, once they realised they didnt have any of the first hand have to do any of the first hand stuff, they just stopped doing it. Theyve got a bloke it. And theyve just got a bloke called who did a first aid called andy who did a first aid course weeks ago. Course two weeks ago. Know if thats well, i dont know if thats completely true. Well, not completely well, its not completely true, to make people true, i suppose, to make people laugh. Laugh. Brilliant. I think theres a cultural problem, isnt there . Potentially. You know, its not the most efficient of organisations. The most efficient of organisations. Its. Organisations. Its. I cant blame that if you if you didnt have to see peoples rashes up close, i kind of understand rashes. Yeah. Well peoples garments. Well peoples garments. Final section on the final final section on this one will go to the daily star. What have they got . Paul sausages. I am really upset about this actually. So its going to take me a while to get through it. But sausage dodgy is the headune but sausage dodgy is the headline and this is Esther Rantzen, going out in rantzen, whos going out in style, she, says style, isnt she, says says the tv dog who grilled sausages. Sorry, who grilled sausages was fake. The owner was squeezing his neck to make the dog sound as if he was saying sausages , as if he was saying sausages, which is terrible, isnt it . Its like s m. Oh , god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Well, i did think, what were they doing to its throat to make it say the sausages, yeah. Horrible. I dont this is not, its not, its not what i wanted. Not for the british public, is it . I thought Esther Rantzen was supposed to be everybodys hero at the moment. Hean everybodys hero at the moment. Heart gold . Heart of gold . No. No. Did no. om did they not notice . Like theyd a crafty hand just in theyd be a crafty hand just in shorts, playing it like a bagpipe, did you not . Yeah, been playing yeah, yeah, ive been playing it bagpipe , right . It like a bagpipe, right . No, i mean, a dog was harmed dunng no, i mean, a dog was harmed during the making. This is exactly yeah, well, this is exactly it, you know, it, isnt it . You know, i thought the dog was talking. Steve was 80s. And, you steve this was the 80s. And, you know, believed in this dog. If he could have spoken, he would have get this guy would have been. Get this guy off me. Would have been. Get this guy off yeah. Got me around neck. Yeah. Got me around the neck. Yeah. Got me around the neck. Thats it for the front well, thats it for the front pages. Coming will be pages. But coming up, we will be talking russia, iran and talking about russia, iran and hamas and all of that. And so im welcome back to headliners im steve allen, here with two boat experts. Cressida wetton , who experts. Cressida wetton, who lives on one, and paul cox, who likes a gravy. One, to the daily mail now, paul. And a survey finds religious people will believe in something, even if theres no evidence. Shocker. Yes , says our scientist yes, says our scientist resident, or resident scientist. Three out of four british muslims dont believe that hamas committed murder and rape in israel on october the 7th. Steve, a shocking poll claims three out of four. Thats 75. You know, thats a lot of people. Its astonishing, actually, how many people . I think it just goes to show that how watered down what happened or the truth of what happened on october the 7th last year has become the narrative because everything now within culture war is about the narrative. Who can get the optics right, who can get the optics right, who can win the narrative, and at the moment, very much surprisingly, hamas surprisingly, actually, hamas are narrative war are winning the narrative war because you have to equate hamas with palestine. Its impossible with palestine. Its impossible not to because they are in charge and theyre the reason that we find ourselves in this, in this situation at the moment. And its obviously its no surprise that its 75 of the british Muslim Population , british Muslim Population, because they are very much going to be on the side of palestine. To be on the side of palestine. And they they too, equate hamas and palestine together in the same. But i think same sentence. But i dont think they see issue. I think they they see the issue. I think they just see this as a war of freedom and that theyre fighting for something righteous when at the the day, if when at the end of the day, if thats they believe, thats what they believe, theyre much misguided theyre much, much misguided because ended up here because what weve ended up here with is a terrible situation on both sides that started with the raping and murdering of young people, particularly women. Just random vie. And as a result, we had this war. And israel, i think rightly, are trying to rid hamas or palestine of hamas and, and, now its just become this war of words. War of words. Its the numbers are quite shocking, arent they . So not only 75 are you looking like that . If that 75 is split down the middle with people who answered, no, they didnt commit this and i dont know. So thats grouped together. But more shocking for me was, was it 62 of the general British Population believe it happened . Thats an awful lot of people who didnt. Well yeah. Who think it didnt. Well yeah. I know this is bit of a and i know this is a bit of a its a very exciting way to its not a very exciting way to argue it, but im not convinced that these people know that all these people do, know what talking about. What theyre talking about. There recently by a there was a report recently by a journalist who was asking people with clipboard, know, with a clipboard, you know, do you support well, actually, he you support, well, actually, he was the houthi was talking about the Houthi Rebels, the same rebels, but its the same principle. Asking kids principle. Hes asking kids on a campus. You support campus. Do you support the houthi will sign my Houthi Rebels . Will you sign my petition them . Petition in favour of them . Kind of theyre cool petition in favour of them . Kind of and theyre cool petition in favour of them . Kind of and thithese cool kids thing. And all these young kids are going, yeah, okay. And are going, oh, yeah, okay. And theyre theyre in theyre just not. Theyre not in on the of so i think on the detail of it. So i think some this at least, is that some of this at least, is that dont you. Yeah. No. Absolutely phraseology the these phraseology of the way these polls really, polls are conducted is really, really you really important because you know, i mean, 46 of those questions are saying they sympathised with hamas. Right . Well, at that point, obviously im wrong. And thats thats really quite committed. No, i am right. Ijust i no, but i am right. Ijust i dont know, i dont want to condemn everybody. But this is the problem but but this is the problem with problem with with this is the problem with the culture war. Right. Okay. This you know, this is this is you know, this this is where lewis right. And its where lewis is, right. And its the lewis is right the only time lewis is right when about world, when he talks about team world, people a side. They when he talks about team world, peoplcare a side. They when he talks about team world, peoplcare what a side. They when he talks about team world, peoplcare what thea side. They when he talks about team world, peoplcare what the what. They dont care what the what. The thing is, theyre that its thing is, theyre told that its their not. Is this on my their side or not. Is this on my side . Yes, its my side. Okay side . Yes, its on my side. Okay then i sympathise, agree, etc. Then i sympathise, i agree, etc. Etc. Critical etc. Theres no critical thinking, groupthink. Thinking, its just groupthink. And you know, perhaps on both sides, we can be criticised of that. But when it comes to something as serious as this, you really, really should engage your brain and start to have a look. Thats not to say that we cant israel for cant criticise israel for whats happened recently, but at the time there are still the same time there are still hostages being held. Dont hostages being held. We dont know what the status of those hostages are, i mean, its a shame you cant have additional questions to these people. Say, how hostages being how are these hostages being held then . If you almost its like you think the events of that day didnt happen, how do you the end result ended you think the end result ended up being like that . Yes, its point. Yes, its a good point. Yes, its a good point. Well, thats fair, but i suppose what this story is also trying to is trying to trying to say is its trying to tell that theres a lot of tell us that theres a lot of people dont have people in britain who dont have traditional they are, traditional whatever they are, traditional whatever they are, traditional values, traditional british values, you know, for example, if 52 of british muslims believe it should illegal to show should be illegal to show a picture of the prophet muhammad, thats an issue, isnt thats kind of an issue, isnt it, 16 the it, apparently 16 of the overall think that as overall public think that as well, astonishing. I well, which is astonishing. I dont they would think well, which is astonishing. I dont well, they would think well, which is astonishing. I dont well, i they would think well, which is astonishing. I dont well, i just hey would think well, which is astonishing. I dontwell, i just stood ould think well, which is astonishing. I dontwell, i just stood outside nk that, well, i just stood outside a mosque on a friday because a bad do a survey. A mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, do a survey. A mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but do a survey. A mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but is a survey. A mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but is. A survey. A mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but is. Isurvey. A mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but is. I think. A mosque on a friday because a bacyeah, but is. I think youre yeah, but is. I think youre right, chris. I just some of this is difficult to fathom, and its a worry. You know, traditionally when we fought wars, its us and them, but us and them are all in the same pot now. Were all walking the same streets and i know its not really us and them. To use language like that is a dangerous way to go. But at the end of the day, we do have we they walk among us and we walk among them. And like, among them. And it isnt like, you know, when we were fighting germany, like there you know, when we were fighting gerrnazis like there you know, when we were fighting gerrnazis wandering like there you know, when we were fighting gerrnazis wandering around 1ere was nazis wandering around london, in groups, london, not in large groups, but, and im not but, whereas now and im not equating all muslims nazis, equating all muslims with nazis, dont wrong. Im dont get me wrong. What im saying have a situation saying is we have a situation now war is now where the culture war is global, its in social media and everybody can be influenced. So you cant just assume your neighbour your side. Neighbour is on your side. Lets move on to the well, lets move on to the guardian crusader and the government tough on government is getting tough on benefit cheats. Tell us who are they going after first . Okay. Carers threatened with prosecution minor breaches prosecution over minor breaches of the of uk benefit rules. So the point story is making is point this story is making is that people dont have to be very then have a very wrong to then have a massive bill. So if you are one of these unpaid carers, you get this benefit of about £80 a week and it limits the amount you can earn. So you can earn. I think its £151 a week additionally, so you can still go to work, but you have full time job you cant have a full time job and a carer you go over and be a carer if you go over that at all, you then owe the £80 back, but they dont tell you for ages, so people are ending up with like £20,000 bills because this has been going on for years, and i think its fair to say that its the dwps fault because they should tell people about this on day one. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, this does happen with, family. What the family payments that people get each week. Universal credit. Yeah. Week. Universal credit. Yeah. No, theres, i forget what its called. Child credit. It happens called. Child credit. It happens with child credit. You know, if you earn a certain amount you if you earn a certain amount , you will told after because , you will be told after because it works its way it takes, it works its way through there time when, through. There was a time when, i claiming child credit but i was claiming child credit but was earning over the amount. And then as soon as i was told they were like, been youve then as soon as i was told they were given been youve then as soon as i was told they were given this been youve then as soon as i was told they were given this much, youve then as soon as i was told they were given this much, youjust been given this much, ill just igave been given this much, ill just i gave back and said, i gave it all back and said, never me anything again, never pay me anything again, because obviously i just thought never pay me anything again, bewas;e obviously i just thought never pay me anything again, bewas available ly i just thought never pay me anything again, bewas available ly us. ;t thought never pay me anything again, bewas available ly us. So 1ought it was available to us. So i took it. But this is much more serious because people took it. But this is much more seriotaffordause people took it. But this is much more seriotaffordausgive people took it. But this is much more seriotaffordausgive it people took it. But this is much more seriotaffordausgive it back. Le cant afford to give it back. You not like living you know, its not like living on to £20,000 a year and on 15 to £20,000 a year and looking your loved ones at looking after your loved ones at the time is anywhere the same time is anywhere near enough. For enough. Thats not enough for some people you know, fund some people to, you know, fund their budget for the year. Their pub budget for the year. This, isnt this is this, this, this isnt this is not good look us at all. Not a good look for us at all. The one thing i do take issue with here is ed davey is going on about it, and hes sort of saying, you know, this is this is terrible of the government, saying, you know, this is this is teetc. E of the government, saying, you know, this is this is te etc. There he government, saying, you know, this is this is teetc. There he gove an rent, etc. Etc. There will be an element of this people are element of this where people are taking of the system. Taking advantage of the system. So to be of that. Im not sure they will, because the point is that ultimately the depher dup is keeping if youre keeping score. So if youre ripping government off, its ripping the government off, its a good point. Eventually its going to come around. According to that its to this, its just that its slow. Being picked up. Slow. Its not being picked up. They need need martin they just need they need martin Lewis Campaign say, lewis to do a campaign and say, this right. Sort it out. This is not right. Sort it out. Yeah, really . Yeah, really . Thats like a spreadsheet that do this. That could do this. There will be wont i mean, there will be wont they . Thats the problem and thats the problem because its just one person controlling dwp controlling it. So when the dwp dup every now and again controlling it. So when the dwp dup in every now and again controlling it. So when the dwp dup in eveit now and again controlling it. So when the dwp dup in eveit goes,and again controlling it. So when the dwp dup in eveit goes,and doris] checks in on it goes, oh doris has overpaid. Yeah has been overpaid. Yeah the amount of money and the amount of money these, these saving these, these carers are saving us having people. Us by not having these people. A great point. Well thats a great point. Well thats a great point. You rely on nhs if you rely on the nhs if theyve if theyve taken an extra 20 grand, my philosophy would be give it to them. Particularly if their situation is a well, youre would be that. But you were claiming child benefit erroneously and i got kids. I was on 400 grand year at kids. Time, on 400 grand year at kids. Time, and00 grand year at kids. Time, and io grand year at kids. Time, and i wasand year at kids. Time, and i was takingear at kids. Time, and i was taking them the time, and i was taking them for every penny typical to the the time, and i was taking them for ev mail enny typical to the the time, and i was taking them for ev mail. Nny typical to the daily mail. Paul, the issue of trans children. I remember when children. And i remember when i was education, the only was still in education, the only worry sex i worry i had about sex was if i was ever going to get any. That was ever going to get any. That was a lonely third year at university was a lonely third year at unitransgender could transgender children could face repercussions face psychological repercussions if they are allowed to change their gender. Landmark review is set to rule. So this is the cass review weve talked about it a bit this week already into gender Identity Services for children, and its vowed to look at the Important Role of schools and the difficulties facing them in relation to gender questioning students. And i think one thing this is highlighting, even if we park the transgender issue for a moment, because this about moment, because this is about social transitioning rather than anything else. This is just allowing people to say whatever they are and everybody having to adopt weve adopt it. As a society. Weve forgotten to parent, so we forgotten how to parent, so we all right . You all play roles, right . Were you know, were the the parent know, were the were the parent or a child or whatever. But or with a child or whatever. But as weve, weve weve as a society, weve, weve weve given children a lot more authority would authority than they would have had now, course, had years ago. Now, of course, if up if youve grown up with authoritarian parents, you think, thats a good think, oh, thats a good thing. However, there reason for however, there was a reason for a those things, you know, a lot of those things, you know, a lot of those things, you know, a reason. We should be a safety reason. We should be looking we should be looking to grown ups and, leveraging their their experience and saying there is a reason why things were the way they were for so long. I think it was kids that started the transgender movement. Paula, i think activists, i think thats got well, they were the didnt, they were think thats got well, they were the thatdidnt, they were think thats got well, they were the that itint, they were think thats got well, they were the that it was they were think thats got well, they were the that it was fine they were think thats got well, they were the that it was fine byy were think thats got well, they were the that it was fine by by ere told that it was fine by by grown ups who should have known better. I dont know, i think i think its as it says, its not its just as it says, its not a neutral act, is it . To to neutral act, is it . To say to a kid, okay, well call you one thing and youre going thing at school and youre going to else at to be called Something Else at home. How awful is that home. I mean, how awful is that to split the to force home. I mean, how awful is that to splto the to force home. I mean, how awful is that to splto line, to force home. I mean, how awful is that to splto line, to to force home. I mean, how awful is that to splto line, to live force home. I mean, how awful is that to splto line, to live fortwo them to line, to live in two separate realities. That alone is already not okay before you get all the other stuff. Get to all the other stuff. Yeah. I was like, called paul at school, but at home called the least favourite child. So i, you know, its been going on for years. Yeah. You get to call the same hair. Its weird. Aint it, the guardian. Guardian cressida David Miliband the uk has David Miliband says the uk has lost says the man David Miliband says the uk has lost was says the man David Miliband says the uk has lost was once says the man David Miliband says the uk has lost was once the s the man David Miliband says the uk has lost was once the best man David Miliband says the uk has lost was once the best miliband who was once the best miliband brother. A little side note the best miliband brother is steve. I always have steve miliband. Oh , nice. Oh, nice. Oh, nice. Oh, nice. Oh my god, i should have got such a good joke and i didnt even get it. Sorry, steve. Brexit has made the uk a lower status nation, says David Miliband. Exactly as you just said. So we used to be a high value nation. Now were just mid. We arent what we used to be. So yeah, the uk has lost its influence. And i mean obviously it has. This is kind of about democracy isnt it . Weve been talking a lot about the echr lately , and whether or not we lately, and whether or not we want to be involved in that, so the uk has lost influence since brexit to become just one of many middle powers in the world. Thats how he phrased it, in a world where the eu is shipping weapons to ukraine, hosting 6 million ukrainian refugees is a Major Development, is a Major Development actor sits in the 620 Development Actor sits in the g20 and is a regulatory superpower in trade, climate and digital areas. We need our mindset to change. So does that just mean that in the future labour want to get back in . Well it does. It means they want closer ties i think. And of course thats on its way. You know i didnt vote for brexit. But one thing ive learned the thing ive learned via the Brexit Process and growing as a human being is that youre much better to win and lose by, you know, from your own steam, from the things that you do. If youre part of a large group and youre part of a large group and youre taken down, i know you can. You be pulled up can. I know you can be pulled up by britain isnt by it, but britain isnt a country that necessarily needs to pulled up , people would to be pulled up, people would obviously but obviously argue differently, but from , im saying from my perspective, im saying were much more likely to be dragged down group than dragged down by the group than we to be brought up it. We are to be brought up by it. And think that a closer and i think that a closer connection to europe isnt a bad thing. Do think that if we thing. But i do think that if we were tied, the echr, were completely tied, the echr, for proving quite for instance, is proving quite the problem for us. And it would suggest, because biggest suggest, because the biggest suggestion we to suggestion is if we were to leave the that wouldnt leave the echr, that we wouldnt have rights of our have any human rights of our own, we just wouldnt know how to cope. Which think wrong. To cope. Which i think is wrong. Yeah, i suppose were on a slightly topic there. Yeah, i suppose were on a slighjust topic there. Yeah, i suppose were on a slighjust a topic there. Yeah, i suppose were on a slighjust a little topic there. Yeah, i suppose were on a slighjust a little bitic there. Yeah, i suppose were on a slighjust a little bit ofthere. Just, just a little bit of pushback at the of this pushback at the start of this show, you said the uk used to run now we cant run the world, and now we cant even ourselves. Thats the even run ourselves. Thats the opposite youve just opposite of what youve just said this. Said in answering this. Saying that. I cant remember saying that. Steve clip. Steve play the clip. Clip. Play the clip. Play the clip. Thats right. Play the clip. Well,; right. Play the clip. Well, were. Play the clip. Well, were at the Halfway Point and with corkers point and with some corkers still weve got hate still to come, weve got hate crime scotland and grown still to come, weve got hate crime which tland and grown still to come, weve got hate crime which tlandmyd grown still to come, weve got hate crime which tlandmy nickname n still to come, weve got hate crime which tlandmy nickname when next. Welcome back to headliners to the telegraph. Paul. Up in scotland. Humza yousaf is going scotland. Humza yousaf is going after hateful football chants. He says its not the majority. Its only a minority. So we its only a minority. Oh, so we dont minorities now. Dont like minorities now. Lovely. Lovely bit of work. Lovely. Lovely bit of work. Horsemanship, scottish football fans face hate crime complaints from tv viewers, Senior Lawyer warns so for sundays match, which is, between rangers and celtic, theyre worried that some of the sectarian songs that might be sung will be seen as offensive. And under this new law, people will able to law, people will be able to complain they will be able law, people will be able to corandin they will be able law, people will be able to corand then they will be able law, people will be able to corand then itsey will be able law, people will be able to corand then its upnill be able law, people will be able to corand then its up tol be able law, people will be able to corand then its up to the able to. And then its up to the police to try and work out exactly gone on there. Exactly whats gone on there. And thats going very, and thats going to be very, very but you very difficult. But if you just take base take this down to the base level, you take hate away level, you cant take hate away from you take from everything. If you take hate instance, you hate away, for instance, you dont rivalry. And dont really get rivalry. And if you dont rivalry, sport you dont have rivalry, sport becomes totally unimportant and you do. So the idea that disliking something as an emotion is bad is probably the worst thing we can teach anybody, because of course , anybody, because of course, there are things that youre going to dislike now, you can teach kindness and you know how you can verbalise to other you can verbalise that to other people. The is, people. But the point is, standing the terraces standing on the terraces on a saturday you can saturday afternoon, as you can say, things youre not say, all the things youre not allowed during week allowed to say during the week out loud in a tuneful manner. So i did not expect you to say that. So, okay. And i dont think sport does matter , so im think sport does matter, so im just perfect. Stephen, i think ive got no hate in me whatsoever. Well, this is a great example, isnt it . Why example, isnt it . Of why the hate to be hate crime bill is going to be an administrative nightmare and the police are going to be very, very because obviously you very busy because obviously you could thousands of could round up thousands of people you could do. People at once. You could do. And that would be quite funny. It would be, it would be hilarious. Hilarious. You cant do it, can you . You cant. I was in charge in charge if i was in charge in charge of police the old firm of the police at the old firm derby, is known rangers derby, which is known as rangers versus humza versus celtic, i would ask humza yousaf come to wherever yousaf to come to the wherever its yousaf to come to the wherever ifs and yousaf to come to the wherever its and say you sort its being held and say you sort it out. Yeah, hes it out. Mean yeah, well hes a people. Yeah, well hes a people. This your vanity project. This is your vanity project. You sort it out. If youve got all the people accused hate crimes accused of these hate crimes together could, like fill a together that could, like fill a football they football stadium and they will be committing crimes, be committing some hate crimes, and for and they have done for centuries. No. Well, i dont know. Slight push back on know. So my slight push back on this not a hate crime to this is its not a hate crime to necessarily like the police could say. Doesnt meet the bar. This theyve done with this is what theyve done with with doesnt meet with jk rowling doesnt meet the and a that theyve and there is a bar that theyve got there. Its just and there is a bar that theyve got there. Itsjust badly got in there. Its just badly worded and has left up, up worded and has been left up, up to police to work out what to the police to work out what makes a hate crime. Makes it a hate crime. Going to this bar is whats causing problem first place. Theres a couple of those theres a couple of those couple of pints down. Theres a couple of those couyeah. Pints down. Theres a couple of those couyeah. Pintsthingr. Doing yeah. Next thing youre doing a chant, you just you change, youre chanting hate. Sure that everybody im not sure that everybody at football being at a football match is being hateful. Everyone theres no, not everyone that theres occasionally gentle old lady the ref. Ref. Yeah. The ref. Yeah. The ref. Yeah. The ref. Yeah. The ref. Yeah. The ref. Who, by the way, is an absolute. No, worry about it. To the daily mail. Cressida, would eat Lab Grown Meat . Would you eat Lab Grown Meat . No, my meat. No, i prefer my meat. Genetically modified , pumped genetically modified, pumped full of hormones and antibiotics as intended. As god intended. Why do republicans hate Lab Grown Meat . War on foods like cultured beef and chicken heats up as lawmakers support 1 million fines for Companies Selling products backed by bill gates and Leonardo Dicaprio. Thats great, isnt it . Lets get an actor involved in Entertainment News story now. Brilliant. So yeah, the cultured meat is the new culture wars topic. Apparently you can now topic. Apparently you can now were getting closer to being able to buy meat grown in a lab. This has been around for a while, but its very expensive, so its not really, you know, its in iceland. Chicken its not in iceland. Chicken nuggets yet, desantis is having none in florida. He he none of it in florida. He he wants to completely outlaw it, and lots of these republican places dont like this because they say its attacking farmers. Its attacking the farming industry. Theyre theyre industry. So theyre theyre trying to outlaw it. So this is a of a Louis Schaefer team. A bit of a Louis Schaefer team. World type story, because its all gates types and all the bill gates types and Leonardo Dicaprio who assure us this is the best thing ever , this is the best thing ever, meanwhile, the republicans are talking about the risks. Theyre talking about the risks. Theyre talking concerns , talking about health concerns, guns, and theyre talking about threats agriculture guns, and theyre talking about threats obviouslyulture guns, and theyre talking about threats obviously butre guns, and theyre talking about threats obviously but theyre industry. Obviously but theyre also talking about process also talking about the process as an affront to nature and creation, which is quite a jump, isnt it . The first two were its big meat, isnt it . Well, they theyre hoping it wont be. I mean, isnt it big agriculture thats might be actually the problem that the monsanto is saying lets lets make it seem like its a bad thing so that they still keep making their money on the tracks. Right. Right. But how do we know . Because im not sure would trust but how do we know . Because im nosidee would trust but how do we know . Because im nosidee thisld trust but how do we know . Because im nosidee this one. 1st either side on this one. Exactly the well, this is exactly the question why do republicans question is why do republicans hate meat . Hate Lab Grown Meat . I guess comes down to and i guess it comes down to control. About big and control. So its about big and small government. Now you you could chuck sorts could chuck all sorts of conspiracy theories into the mix. End of the day, mix. But at the end of the day, i what republicans are i think what the republicans are saying you hand over saying is if you hand over the production food these production of our food to these big corporate businesses, theyve it. Theyve got control over it. They put they like in they can put what they like in it. Were all getting it. And were all getting fed whatevers now, can whatevers in there now, it can also hunger, because if also solve hunger, because if you if you dont you can, if you if you dont need animals and just need animals and you can just grow it, know, in the lab, grow it, you know, in the lab, then perhaps you, you, you remove need, for , for all remove the need, for, for all sorts of social problems, you know, and having to fund. I think thats a really good point, that somehow in the venn diagram , its the same circle. Diagram, its the same circle. The people who say, all these people that we weve people saying that we weve got too people planet. Too many people on the planet. Ridiculous. Time weve had ridiculous. Every time weve had this problem, Technology Steps in and in and provides more. And its what i remember what happened. I cant remember which year this would have been. But haber haber, but before fritz haber haber, however you pronounce it, comes up his haber process. However you pronounce it, comes up his haber process. We up with his haber process. We were about to die out like there was not enough to grow was not enough way to grow enough people. And now enough crops for people. And now he he comes with this he can. He comes up with this way nitrogen out of, way to split nitrogen out of, ammonia. Its two in every ammonia. And its two in every five people on planet are five people on the planet are kept that. Now he also kept alive by that. Now he also came with some chemicals came up with some chemicals that helped, not helped, hitler. So hes not a great guy, but hes saved more people than hes killed. Theres the chappelle bit, but, the the Dave Chappelle bit, but, the same is going to happen same thing is going to happen that, you know, we think, oh, theres not enough people, too many more food. Many people. We need more food. Grow factory. No, grow it in this factory. No, its grown meat. I mean, its Lab Grown Meat. I mean, people against people arguing against themselves. Themselves. Well, its not really there yet, is it . We dont know how, because its its infancy. We because its in its infancy. We dont brilliant. Ive dont know how brilliant. Ive heard people, mainly louis, arguing that it takes so much energy to make a tiny bit of this stuff. Yeah, but im saying, well, surely thats the early know early stages. We dont know where to so maybe where its going to go, so maybe it save all. It will save us all. Well, thats if you make a green argument it. A green argument out of it. A Climate Change argument, which obviously exists obviously none of that exists anyway. Saying anyway. Steve was saying earlier, but, you louis earlier, but, you know, louis makes point there. You makes a good point there. You know, energy know, there is a lot of energy expended to in the process. Process. Yeah, but say, its yeah, but as you say, its lab grown at the moment. Itll be factory grown by the time youre eating it. No ones growing a lab for growing stuff in a lab for people to eat. Thats where you experiment. Factories are where you grow stuff anyway. The guardian, british man guardian, paul and a british man has africa, but not that has run africa, but not in that awkward way. Awkward colonial way. Im a little tired. Im a little bit tired. Britain to britain becomes first person to run we run the length of africa. We dont thats true or dont know if thats true or not, but lets just it is. Russ. Russ is going to take it on faith. If its if its in the its in the garden. Guardian. Youve got to assume this happened. Russ. Russ kirk worthing russ. Russ kirk from worthing reaches russ which is in reaches russ angela which is in tunisia by all accounts after covering more than nine. Well, basically 10,000 miles in 352 days. And hes raised £600,000 for charity. And, you know , for charity. And, you know, lets make no mistake here, that is quite the feat. They must be is quite the feat. They must be quite sore feet. But thats quite sore feet. But thats quite thats quite the feat, its interesting. A lot of setbacks, including robbery at gunpoint in angola, being held by men with machetes in the repubuc by men with machetes in the republic of ireland. I mean, the congo , dont want a victim congo, dont want a victim blame, but i bet he secretly loves that , because thats loves that, because thats thats what makes it heroic, isnt it . He probably paid for him. He probably paid for him. He probably paid for him. Its. Hes the Jussie Smolletts got forca previously. Hes run from istanbul to london. Hes been buried alive for week. Are you . David for a week. Who are you . David blaine. Fastest marathon blaine. And the fastest marathon pulling a car. I mean, he loves a stunt, doesnt he . What gets me is that then he says, oh, i miss my family dunng says, oh, i miss my family during this. Youve got a family. Oh, no. What are you doing . Why want to away from why do you want to get away from them well, to them so much . Well, willing to pull marathon. Pull a car on a marathon. Lads holiday gone its just a lads holiday gone wrong it. Just wanted to wrong in it. He just wanted to get he started. He get away. But he started. He started south africa and thought get away. But he started. He staronlyyouth africa and thought get away. But he started. He staronly way| africa and thought get away. But he started. He staronly way im ica and thought get away. But he started. He staronly way im ica ancgetyught get away. But he started. He staronly way im ica ancget away the only way im gonna get away with if i run to the other with this, if i run to the other end, i totally understand the, the bit, because my the machete bit, because my small i small version of that is when i do everi small version of that is when i do ever i run past some do a5k if ever i run past some youths. W eli e if it kicks off i i do think if it kicks off i cant run away like too tired. Yeah, exactly. Like if im just about got about to start running, you got like worth of pegging like a minutes worth of pegging it. If im at the end of me it. But if im at the end of me half hour, i cant go any faster than this. Have my wallet. Some drum and bass thats some drum and bass in your steve. Always have your ears, steve. Always have a drum song ready to go. Drum and bass song ready to go. Does to metro. Cressida. Yeah, to the metro. Cressida. Dwayne, is now dwayne, the rock johnson is now fighting but if fighting cancel culture. But if you compare your johnson to a rock, are to get me rock, you are going to get me tuned. Dwayne the rock johnson launches about launches into a rant about cancel culture and being woke. I think the metro are exaggerating this little because hes this a little bit because hes quite later on. But quite reasonable. Later on. But anyway, wwe legend anyway, the wwe legend and actor, 51, who had an electrifying win wrestlemania electrifying win at wrestlemania on saturday night, spoke out against modern day culture while denying he had any plans to run for president of the united states. And he really did deny states. And he really did deny it. Now theyre saying, it. And now theyre saying, well, denied it, said, well, he denied it, but he said, ive current plans or ive got no current plans or something that. So the Something Like that. So the metro hes going metro are going, hes going to run president , anyway , hes run for president , anyway, hes talking truth. He says, talking about truth. He says, if you ask something, a real you ask me something, a real answer is important, and the truthful important , truthful answer is important, and that may get people upset. So think its quite so i think its quite a reasonable guy, you know. And he talks previously having talks about previously having endorsed , but says endorsed biden, but he says he wouldnt candidates wouldnt endorse any candidates anymore. Doesnt think the anymore. He doesnt think the world needs to know about his politics, which good point. Politics, which is a good point. So rock, shut up mate, no, dont actually , you would not dont actually, you would not say that if he were here. No, i wouldnt, i wouldnt mind you joking. Whats name . The joking. Whats his name . The rock. Youre not laughing. You. Dwayne. Cancel culture. Woke culture, this culture, that culture, this culture, that culture division, etc. That really bugs me. He said. So he was quite strong on it. And hes right. Its like. I mean, weve been arguing this for ten years. And as nick dixon would say, reality is now right wing. And if anyones challenged on anything tonight, ive quoted Louis Schaefer and nick dixon. I feel like a philosopher, its i mean, hes right, isnt he . We want to hear freedom of expression, even the stuff we dont like. Okay, well try and do a quick hit on this one. The telegraph. Musical that telegraph. Paul, a musical that only lgbt actors gets a only hired lgbt actors gets a trigger warning because of a couple fruits. Couple of fruits. Theatregoers given trigger warning sound of people warning over sound of people eating oranges. I mean, theres no this. This is the legitimate trigger warning as far as im concerned. Who wants to hear the, you know , the slap of wet the, you know, the slap of wet lips . But theatregoers are ahead of me at an up and coming london show. Ive been given a trigger warning over the sound of people eating on stage. Seems fair enough to me. Really . You think so . You dont think trigger warnings have to a point. Just have got to a point. Thats just absolutely ludicrous. Absolutely ludicrous. But eat it slapping but people eat it slapping their around on or their gums around on the bus or something. Too much. Something. Its too much. Apparently is well, this play apparently is bravely personal, bravely embracing personal, political cultural political and cultural dissonance. Smashes dissonance. This work smashes through our violent colonial histories. I think should go, histories. I think we should go, paul,i do histories. I think we should go, paul, i do want to go. You just say its misophonia , you just say its misophonia, isnt it . People who hate the sound of people. People whove got misophonia. Its not all got misophonia. Its not all about you. People have to eat. Yeah. So listen. Oh, i got yeah. So listen. Oh, i got some earphones. Yeah, yeah , get some yeah, yeah, get some earphones. Leave. Im trying to eat. That ive personally eat. Not that ive personally been up against this, but i have been. Oh, you jaw clicks. I cant starve death. Do cant starve to death. What do you anyway . The you expect anyway . Just the final section to go. And now well talking nuclear well be talking about nuclear war, armageddon and war, aka armageddon and britains sti crisis aka welcome back to headliners to the sun. Cressida. And are we ready for nuclear war . Ive been stocking up on candles, but i got those Gwyneth Paltrow candles. Now my backyard is candles. And now my backyard is full neighbours cats. Full of the neighbours cats. Anyway can eat terrifying. Can eat them, terrifying. Can eat them, terrifying. Minute account of minute by minute account of nuclear armageddon. And the hell survivors would face revealed in declassified docs. This is as lewis would say, good news, so hes classified declassified documents. Theyve been revealed , and it turns out it would be really bad. So the docs, which have been obscured for decades, will now bring people, to the bnnk will now bring people, to the brink of legal disclosure as they reveal how washington, dc could be the First Nuclear target. Because its important. They think thats where hed go first, and they think he would drop megaton thermonuclear drop one megaton thermonuclear bomb it. What . Wow. So this bomb on it. What . Wow. So this is just a horrible story about what would happen in washington, dc if it were nuked. And its quite graphic. It goes into detail about whose skin would burn off and at what distance. That kind of thing, nothing left in the middle. Just a bit of ash , and its going to be hotter than the sun like a. Yeah, yeah, its just really grim. It is grim. We already knew, it is grim. We already knew, didnt we . I mean, hiroshima. Well , thats what i did well, thats what i did think. Like you read it and no wonder theyre trying to keep it classified for a while because you read it and think, what kind of a country would drop a bomb . Like, yeah, not making like, oh, yeah, its not making russia famously. Russia look famously. President after i forget the president after roosevelt end of the war. Roosevelt at the end of the war. Anyway, come to me in anyway, ill come to me in a minute. But he totally minute. But he he was totally unaware of what the consequences would that they would to the extent that they would to the extent that they would and when he was told would be. And when he was told about affected about that, it really affected him the rest of his life. Him for the rest of his life. And is this is the sort of and it is this is the sort of thing, these. Is thing, that these. Is a preventative. I mean , whatever preventative. I mean, whatever way you look at it, hiroshima has proven that if you if either side doesnt behave, thats what it looks like. And its, its kind of this is why weve got cold war. Well head cold war one and we know weve got cold war part two. Its the reason this news coming out now is news is coming out now is because are probably quite because we are probably quite close that. Again, know, close to that. Again, you know, its unlikely because its unlikely to happen because we happen as soon we know what will happen as soon as off. Its the end as that kicks off. Its the end of everything anyway. Its of everything anyway. And its probably to a reminder probably good to have a reminder that you know, its not that its, you know, its not all and cream. All peaches and cream. We should another so we should drop another bomb. Heard it. Bomb. All right, you heard it. Thats yeah, bomb. All right, you heard it. Tha i,. Yeah, bomb. All right, you heard it. Tha i, paul, yeah, bomb. All right, you heard it. Tha i, paul, and yeah, bomb. All right, you heard it. Tha i, paul, and its yeah, bomb. All right, you heard it. Tha i, paul, and its the yeah, the i, paul, and its the perfect storm for an sti crisis. But thats enough about me. But thats enough about me. Lets talk about story. Lets talk about this story. A perfect storm. Yeah, its a perfect storm. The fine yeah, its a perfect storm. The line of britains sti the front line of britains sti crisis. At gb news. A crisis. Live at gb news. A perfect storm of issues is putting Sexual Health services under severe strain. And this is expert doctor claire dewsnap, which is a great surname, rates of gonorrhoea and syphilis are at the highest levels in decades. I mean, at first it reads like a bit of a humblebrag for people who are, well, this is i thought we were all supposed to be. Thought everyone was i thought everyone was lonely. Watching lonely. Ive been watching videos touch starvation. Videos about touch starvation. Have this . Have you heard of this . Youve got probably wouldnt. Praying for people yeah, hes praying for people going on the internet and crying into camera saying they into the camera saying they havent touched in years. Havent been touched in years. This is its dont and this is no, its dont laugh, steve, because laugh, steve, just because youve family , its very youve got a family, its very serious. How everyone serious. So how is everyone getting stuff . Getting this stuff . Want to know, too, chris, i want to know, too, chris, writing seat. Writing a toilet seat. Yeah. I caught so many from a toilet seat, including that cold sore, which weird, but sore, which is weird, but anyway, thats a new one to the daily mail, crestor, and an alpha male boot camp trains men to be husbands by shouting at them. And if you can handle that, be a great husband. That, youll be a great husband. How unfair , inside the how unfair, inside the 18,000 toxic alpha male boot camp where men shell out huge sums of cash to be screamed at and earn respect, would you pay for it, what a personal question. This hardcore boot camp aimed at entrepreneurs. So its aimed at posh guys with lots of money. Its like the kind of cigar club that Jonathan Kogan would spend time in. I imagine. And they go there and imagine. And they go there and they get put in ice baths. They have long runs and bear crawls. Thats spelt b e a r, and it costs a load of money and they get shouted at. But men, youre in such a mess, arent you . Men . They used to call this the army. And now, because, you know, the armys full of, know, the armys just full of, people dysphoria, we people with gender dysphoria, we now have to pay 18,000, which i guessis now have to pay 18,000, which i guess is about £15,000 to be shouted at, shouted at until we believe in ourselves again. Oh, which is help you understand that it wouldnt. I dont think it would help me. I think id probably curl up into a ball and ask for more rashers. Yeah, theres a bit where apparently one the larger apparently one of the larger guys for being guys get shouted out for being fat and the guy says, go and eat a cookie. Im like, yeah, i can be that guy. Thats a guy whos carrying too much weight, being told to eat a cookie is not a punishment. Go and eat an effing cookie. I think would be quite i think it would be quite aggressive. You still . I just yeah, still. I just love to eat yeah. Yeah, still. I just love to eat to yeah. Yeah, still. I just love to eat to the yeah. Yeah, still. I just love to eat to the telegraph, yeah. Yeah, still. I just love to eat to the telegraph, paul and to the telegraph, paul and a country has banned music thats too slow and fast. You put too slow and too fast. You put something at 33 and third. Something on at 33 and a third. You off jail, mate, a good you go off to jail, mate, a good point. A chechnya bans music too fast or too slow. So chechnya has been polluting western techno and rave music by passing a law that requires all songs to be played in the russian repubuc. Be played in the russian republic. To be fast, no fast, republic. To be fast, no fast, no faster than 116 beats per minute and no slower. Interestingly than 180 beats per minute. And like all authoritarianism , it shoots authoritarianism, it shoots itself because victory day, which apparently is a Popular Military song. I heard you playing it in your car, steve also falls foul of this legislation because it plays a 126 beats per minute. Oh, so can we get rid of reggae now . One of my strong points, one of my happiest memories, was in a nightclub in bristol years ago with my friends, and we heard this couple having an argument and out of nowhere just out of nowhere the woman just went, i hate reggae and went, you know i hate reggae and stormed off. And became our stormed off. And it became our catchphrase while. Stormed off. And it became our cat russians love techno. But russians love techno. But russians love techno. Yeah, well, well try. Well try and get some tunes on later. But thats the show nearly over. So time to quick look at so time to take a quick look at mondays front pages. We can mondays front pages. We can start with the daily mail. Ive got rayners making a fool of ukiah. The guardian says care is taken to court over heart rending minor errors. We covered that earlier. The telegraph cameron warns us over kyiv aid bloc. The Financial Times says biden poised to warn beijing against aggressive tactics in south china sea. The i sign nda to sea charges new build, build owners told and the daily star. Sausage dodgy well , that was sausage dodgy well, that was your show for tonight. Thank you very much. To my guests cressida and paul. Headline is back tomorrow at 11. If youre watching at five in morning, watching at five in the morning, then tuned yourself to then stay tuned for yourself to enjoy breakfast. Thats enjoy breakfast. But thats it for until next time, for good night. Until next time, have good one. Have a good one. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on gb news. Hello heres your latest weather update from the met office. We hold on to rather unsettled weather across the uk dunng unsettled weather across the uk during the week ahead. Further spells most areas and spells of rain in most areas and often quite windy to storm. Kathleen started away kathleen started to move away towards the north and northeast of the uk now, but notice low pressure gathering once again towards southwest its towards the southwest and its this further wet this that will bring further wet and windy over the next and windy weather over the next couple back the couple of days. Back to the detail for this evening and overnight, fairly overnight, and its a fairly quiet picture many areas, at quiet picture for many areas, at least a time, because notice least for a time, because notice theres weather theres a more wet weather coming across southwest coming in across the southwest of the into parts of wales, of the uk into parts of wales, and very blustery showers of the uk into parts of wales, and seeny blustery showers of the uk into parts of wales, and seenyblusteruphowers of the uk into parts of wales, and seeny blusterup towards weve seen recently up towards the gradually the north west will gradually ease early hours , ease into the early hours, temperatures dipping down to mid single the north temperatures dipping down to mid single the the north temperatures dipping down to mid single the clearest the north temperatures dipping down to mid single the clearest spellsz north under the clearest spells overnight, but starting to rise tonight the cloud and rain tonight as the cloud and rain comes from the and comes up from the south and southwest. Therell be some bright weather around tomorrow across and eastern across southern and eastern areas morning, but areas during the morning, but showery of rain already showery bursts of rain already gathering south gathering down towards the south and , becoming more and southwest, becoming more widespread across england and wales the afternoon and wales into the afternoon and some turning quite some of those turning quite heavy. Ireland, after heavy. Northern ireland, after a bright , will see some rain bright start, will see some rain in the afternoon. So its scotland thats to see the scotland thats set to see the best weather here. Plenty best of the weather here. Plenty of feeling pleasant of sunshine and feeling pleasant enough light winds with enough in light winds with temperatures about 12 temperatures up to about 12 degrees. Temperatures up to about 12 degre looks like things are heating up. Boxt boilers sponsors of up. Boxt boilers sponsors of weather on youre looking a little bit different this morning. Eamonn on his way in. Been caught up in storm. Kathleen. More on that a little bit later on. A boost for pensioners as the governments state pension rise, with raft of other benefits with a raft of other benefits are set be introduced from are set to be introduced from today. Well be speaking to work and pensions secretary mel stride end the hour. Stride at the end of the hour. North america is set to be dazzled by a Solar Eclipse later today, but there are spots a bit closer to home where you can also possibly get a glimpse. Also possibly get a glimpse. And amid a swirl of rumours and allegations , isla fisher has and allegations, isla fisher has hired Prince Charles and Paul Mccartneys top lawyer in her divorce with sacha baron cohen. Divorce with sacha baron cohen. Plus, our debate 720 today, amid a rise in brits seeking risky overseas medical treatment , well be debating whether its better to seek help at home or abroad. Hello. Good morning. Well see some bright weather around today, but things will generally be turning more unsettled as we go through the day, particularly across parts of england and