Warming possibly causing war. And dick cabot. Boom ba. On the funniest americans ever. Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes. [ laughter ] caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. The factor begins right now. Hi, im bill oreilly, thanks for watching us tonight. We have too many memos for you this evening. One on the racial situation in ferguson. The other on president obamaS Immigration order. The president set to speak to the president tomorrow on thursday 8 00 p. M. Widely expected he will legalize about 5 million undocumented people many of whom have children who are american citizens. There will also be other immigration orders in his executive action. As everybody knows, this is extremely controversial. And a new nbc wall street journal poll out today breaks it down this way. Do you approve or disapprove of the president taking executive action on immigration . 48 disapprove. 38 approve. 14 no opinion or unsure. Putting emotion aside, the issue is not really about the a million undocumented human beings. Its about president obama challenging the constitution. Talking points has said it before, the president should waited and give the new congress a chance to pass a fair immigration law. If congress doesnt do that, mr. Obamas legal position would then be stronger, allowing him to take unilateral action. But the way things stand now, surely the president will lose in the courts. I believe mr. Obama knows that and knows how divisive his actions will be. He doesnt seem to care. History will not look kindly on a sitting president causing a constitutional ruckus. Trust me on that. Thats the first memo. Now for the top story tonight. In the wake of president s pending action, the question becomes a moral one, whats wrong with allowing foreign born parents of American Children to work and stay in america . Whats wrong with that joining us from boynton beach, greg abbot dealt with illegal immigration in the lone star state. We will get to the moral thing in a minute. You, i understand, are going to challenge president obama in the courts almost immediately after he signs executive order; is that correct . Bill, we are prepared to assert a legal action against the president because we believe what the president is doing is completely unconstitutional. He has a legal obligation to enforce the laws, plus, immigration is a signed by the constitution to the United States congress to determine not the president. The president has no Legal Authority to grant legal status to people who are here in the United States illegally. So what are you guys in austin, texas, going to do . Exactly what are you going to do and when are you going to do it . We will be doing it as soon as possible. After the president makes his announcement. Of course, we want to see exactly what is in his announcement. But we are looking at two different types of legal actions. One is violation of article 2 section 3 of the violation take care clause requires the president to take care to execute the laws and clearly prevents this type of action the president is trying to undertake. The second is article 1, section 86 the constitution that gives to the the United States congress, not the president , the authority to enact immigration policy. So you are going to file on behalf of the state of texas in federal court . Is that what you are going to do . Thats correct. Bill, because we have seen in texas the consequences and we have dealt with them from a cost perspective of the president S Immigration policy. It was in the aftermath of the last dock can a action by the president that we had more than a thousand people coming across the texas border a day. The kids. Do you expect other states to join you in this lawsuit . We will be reaching out to other states. But, bill, because texas was at the epicenter last time. Because texas will be one of the leading states suffering the consequences of this action, we believe we have sufficient standing alone but, just like in lets say the obamacare laws where more than half of the states in the country joined. In we will open this up to other states to join with us. All right. Now, lets put all the legalisms aside and get to the moral question. In texas, you have hundreds of thousands of children, border babies taken here illegally by their parents born here in the u. S. Therefore they are u. S. Citizens. Their parents are. No their parents are illegal aliens. President obama says,look, for humane reasons, were going to let them stay and work here. Were not going to give them citizenship. Whats wrong with that . Well, bill, there are two things wrong with that one is it really is just a hoax on the people he is offering that to because he doesnt have the Legal Authority to grant them any rights whatsoever to grant them rights. For people involved nothing more than a hoax. Bigger inhumanity here. It was after the president did this last time, we saw all those children come to the border, understand this many of those children never made it here because they were killed along the way. Other children were tortured. Others were raped. It is the United States and a the president would be an accomplice to the inhumane way that people would be treated who come here or try to come here because of the order. You say this will be a another magnet. More people will come. You are almost dodging my question, governor, thats not like you. The people here, already, all right, the parents foreign born parents of american citizen children, whats wrong with letting them stay, say you seal the border. Say you knock it down so they couldnt come into texas. Its a pipe dream but lets be theoretical for a moment. Morally, whats wrong with giving them a break and letting them work, not citizens, but letting them stay. Its a two year deal right now and they have to do a number of things. Whats wrong with that . Because, bill, the way the president is going about doing it, doesnt really achieve the goal of what you just are a kick could you lated. The president doesnt have the authority to give these parents any rights whatsoever. In fact, in his announcement, he will not be giving them any rights. In he were to do so, in a way that would be a valid legal process, then it would be subject to challenge and would be overturned in court. All right. So you dont want to really get into the morality of this thing, do you . Well, listen, the morality, bill, look at the bigger question. And that is, any country that lived by dictator fiat methodology has wound up in chaos. Look at the greater. I agree with that 100 . I think the president has said as i said in the tea points is causing constitutional ruckus reflect history poorly on him. I do feel sorry for some of these illegal alien people here and their children. I do. And as a human being i feel sorry for them. So its very difficult. I think the president is going about it in the wrong way. Quite clear. I think congress would absolutely pass something thats fair. I have faith they would. But he is not giving them a chance. Governor, let us know what happens. We really appreciate your time tonight. Thank you. Next on the rundown, by do some liberal americans continue to convict Police Officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of Michael Brown . Why do they do that . Well have the t points. Later, miller on Charles Manson getting married in prison. Could protect you from cancer . What if one push up could prevent Heart Disease . One. Wishful thinking, right . 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Osteo biflex® with joint shield™ nurtures and helps defend your joints so you can keep doing what you love. Whatd you guys do today . The usual the usual [ male announcer ] osteo biflex, ready for action. And zero words per manwich. Hold on. Its manwich. Impact segment tonight. My second talking points memo. Authorities are in missouri are bracing for racial protests when the grand jury hands up its decision about whether or not to indict Police Officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death 18yearold Michael Brown. That decision could come at any time. In the media and political world, some liberal people continue to officer wilson. Last night Bernie Goldberg and i discussed civil rights icon congressman john lewis. Is he comparing the case in ferguson, missouri, to selma, alabama. While lamenting Police Shooting young black men all over the country. The congressman is calling for justice. And i believe thats why federal, state, and local authorities are involved. And i believe thats why their findings have been put before a grand jury. So congressman let the system function. If the fix is in, and can you prove it, i will be right there with you. In the media, the Michael Brown investigation and subsequent leaks were up for discussion on the view. What theyre doing is baiting the people to react. Thats what im. Or they are saying a gross injustice is about to be ignored and people are get businessed. You can be pissed but not be violent. Known is saying. Whats the injustice, you are saying if he isnt indicted thats a gross injustice you . Werent in the grand jury room. Perhaps i was not. I as an american, feel its very wrong to shoot unarmed teenagers six times once in the head. Again, no one knows exactly what happened so lets see what the grand jury says. Joining us now from st. Louis, the attorney for the family of Michael Brown benjamin crump. First of all, counselor, do you have any hint of when the grand jurys decision will be made . Bill, we only know that they have got to the end of their work and we should be hearing something pretty soon and they are going to inform the family out of respect before they inform the public. Okay. Now, the grand jury sits tomorrow. All right, correct . They meet tomorrow. Thats what we understand. You would assume that would happen tomorrow . Again, they are going to give us notice. We dont know for certain. Okay. Im trying to figure out why people like rosie odonnell. She is not alone, are so adamant about convicting this Police Officer. Im not sure why they do it. Do you know why, counselor . Well, mr. Oreilly, i think they want to make sure there is a constitutional trial by jury that there would be due process for Michael Brown jr. As well as the Police Officer. The troubling thing is if there are no charges brought, then Michael Browns family doesnt even get to have their day in court where it would be transparent and everybody will get to see the evidence and the witnesses. Thats our system though. The grand jury would have to present, and so would the federal, state, and local authorities, all of them, it would have to present to the public to you, to the family, why there was no indictment, if indeed that happens. You would see how they came to that conclusion. The grand jury members then could give interviews, they could talk about it, whatever. Our system is that the grand jury decides whether an indictment is handed down it doesnt go straight to trial. So are you saying you dont believe in the system, counselor . Im saying the way this process was handled, we have objected from the beginning, mr. Oreilly, that they didnt need to have this matter to the grand jury. There was enough evidence there to have probable cause to charge the Police Officer. There was seven eyewitnesses, there was forensic evidence. Remember, probable cause, mr. Oreilly, is just a tipping scale. Its not beyond a reasonable doubt. The Police Officer will still get his day in court. He will will have all his full Constitutional Rights of innocent until proven guilty. However, when you think about how this process is being done, its different from any other grand jury process. The prosecutor has said were not going to recommend any charges. Were just going to put all the evidence out there and let everybody all the jurors figure it out for themselves because we just want to be fair. Well, the problem with that as it relates to equal justice so does that mean 28 years of him being the prosecutor when he presented things to grand juries he was being unfair to everybody else . Dont change the rules wherein its our children lying on the ground. We just want equal justice. If there is probable cause to charge, you charge. If there is not, you dont. But dont change the system. He didnt want to make that decision himself because its such a volatile situation. Look, i understand what youre saying. But i believe that the system the way the state of missouri has handled it. And this goes right up to the federal government as well. Holder, eric holder, goes right in there will present the evidence one way or another so that fairminded people will say, okay, but i could be wrong and counselor, if you think its the fix is in or Something Like that, again, as i said, i will be there if i see the evidence. If not, then i will be we appreciate you coming on. When you get here tomorrow if it comes down we want to talk to you, because we respect your opinion and we want the family to have justice. Go ahead, last word. Thank you so much. Okay. Directly ahead, do black americans have a legitimate point in believing the Justice System is stacked against them . We will debate the question. Later, dick cabot on the later, dick cabot on the funniest americans ever. Heartburn. Did someone say burn . Try alka seltzer reliefchews. They work just as fast and are proven to taste better than tums smoothies assorted fruit. Mmm. Amazing. Yeah, i get that a lot. Alka seltzer heartburn reliefchews. Enjoy the relief. Wow [ narrator ] on a mission to get richard to his campbells chunky soup. Its new chunky beerncheese with beef and bacon soup. I love it. And mama loves you. Continuing with the impact segment. Tense racial times in missouri. Country is divide on whether the issue of past crimes against africanamericans should be considered in evaluating present situations. The rush to judgment by some in the africanamerican is, in fact, understandable because there isdriving while black in our country. There are Racial Disparities in terms of how people are treated. Senator is saying many black americans have been treated badly by the authorities and do not have confidence in the system. Joining us now from tampa, florida jessicaer lick and here in new york monica crowley. Does senator mccass ski have a point. This is what the left often does. They appropriate a specific event say the Michael Brown shooting in order to try to serve some bigger racial or social justice agenda. What the american Justice System is built on and justice in america is supposed to be blind to race and to everything else, bill. What it is built on is taking the specific case with a specific set of facts and then applying the law to that. And what the left often does is take these kind of things in order to serve a broader agenda. Okay. But we are talking about the folks now. We are talking about the perception of the Justice System. All right. Not the actual Justice System. The perception of it i think its fair to say that most africanamericans say, you know, this is stacked against us. They are after us. They pull us over. Driving while black means you get pulled over much more than whites. You get stopped and frisked more. And whatever. So we, blacks, are never going to get a fair shake. Thats what is driving this whole ferguson thing. Do they have a legitimate point . Well, i think there are a couple things here. There is some legitimacy to that the bigger question is why are they being pulled over more . Why are they being scrutinized more. Blacks and minorities commit the disproportionate crimes in this country we can talk about that. Cause and effect situation. Breakdown of family, drugs, dependency for many decades. You said justice is supposed to be blind even if its disproportionate crimes in a precinct, the Justice System has to be fair in the way. That doesnt mean equally scrutinize whites if they are not committing crimes in the same number that minorities are. Lets jump in here. Do you believe senator mccaskill, she is justifying the suspicion of the system in ferguson, missouri, saying, you know what . Even if the verdict comes down in a fair way, africanamericans are not going to believe it. Well, i dont think she is justifying. I think she is empathizing with a problem thats recognized across the country. And certainly it is in missouri, particularly in ferguson, missouri, actually, the state legislature several years ago passed a law that has been looking into exactly what the numbers of people being pulled over are and by race. And there is a disproportionate number of them, specifically in ferguson, even when you compare the white to black citizen ratio in the town. I dont think this is a left and a right issue. We are looking at, you know, there are conservative blacks and liberal blacks in this country. And, you know, especially for me in my generation, im so sort of, you know, im angry just that we are still having this conversation because, really . I think as monica pointed out, this is particularly about dessegregation that still exists. The discrimination that still exists. Thats what really we need a proactive plan. There is never going to be a perfect society. What senator mccaskill did in that sound bite was give legitimacy to people who say and i think counselor crump is in that area. We are not getting a fair shot. We will never get a fair shot. We wont get a fair shot because were black and thats the way america is. We are going to go out and protest that we cant get a fair shot in this country. Thats what the senator did was give license to that thought. I dont think that she is necessarily giving license to it. And people can go out and have peaceful protests. She is certainly condoning it. She went on to say in that interview, also, that she, you know, was very much against it she just former state prosecutor. She knows very well the situation that goes on in the court system. And sometimes, i mean, yes, justice is blind, sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesnt. Let me give monica the last word here. Okay. This comes down there is going to be protests no matter what happens because you have the hard core antiamerican people out there entrenched, not ferguson people just organized we hate america people. But im hoping that the folks, the regular folks, they wont do anything. Well, ye, yeah, look, i think there has been a disservice ginning up a reaction. Getting the momentum to go so that there is a reaction in place prompting protesters on how to protest or putting out bullet points how to protest and demonstrate. They did that at Washington College in st. Louis. Exactly. We will get into that later on. Ladies, thank you, plenty more aas the factor moves along this evening. Dennis miller worried that Global Warming may cause a war. Find out what thats about. Find out what thats about. Dick cabot patented Sonic Technology with up to 27 more brush movements. Get healthier gums in two weeks. Innovation and you Philips Sonicare save when you give Philips Sonicare this holiday season. Truth serum segment tonight, ladies and gentlemen, the obamacare edition. Here now to help us out ace fox news correspondence molly line and eric shawn. All right, molly, i want you to react to this sound bite from nancy pelosi about obamacare. Overwhelmingly for the american people, this is a liberation. This is life, healthy life, liberty, the freedom to pursue your happiness, which could be follow your passion for good rather than follow your pallet be constrained by your policy. Its about wellness. When people see what is in the bill, they will like it and they will. All right. That was about 14 months ago. Do the people like it so far . Well, when you look at the poll numbers, actually, the majority of people do not like obamacare or the oo. Fordable care act. At least right now. 37 of americans approve of the law. A 6 disapprove. Thats according to the latest gallup numbers. These numbers come out on monday. The information was gathered just after this most recent election earlier this month. Why dont they like it . Whats wrong with it . Well, there are a couple of major factors. There is costs. One of the things costs continue to go up. 3,000 for the average american family, thats the last stat i heard. Even more. More than 4,000. More than 4,000 now . There is 3 increase in the family run plans and the biggest thing we have talked about this before, deductibles have risk by about 47 . Thats the hidden deal. The detuck tillable is what you have to pay before the Insurance Company reimburses you say its up 47 . One of the major aspects here, one of the biggest debts happened in november of 2013. Thats when people were told they wouldnt be able to keep their policy. Thats when a lot of folks found out if they liked their policies they thought they were going to keep them and that didnt happen so things. Taking all of that i want to reemphasize. The reason most people dont like obamacare is that their deductibles are going up on average of 47 . Thats enormous. And that was not the way it was sold. All right, i want you, sean, to listen to the second sound bite from senator harry reid. As we speak, there are 9 Million People who have insurance who didnt have it before. There is about 2. A million who have gotten insurance on the web. We have including the 14 exvarious states, including nevada. We have 3 Million People who are are on have insurance now because they are on their parents insurance, can stay there until they are 26. After that the senator took a nap. He was exhausted by getting all that out. Okay. So lets run down the stats. 9 million, whats that. No, no. He is wrong. At the time when he said that it was just over 8 million. He was close. He was a million light. 900,000, exactly. Yes. Now, i went on the obamacare web site today and it claims the number is 15 million. Other experts say its not that high. 13 million. People have insurance through the exchanges. People not insured before and are insured now. 15 million who didnt have any insurance. Now are on some roles . Thats what it claims. Whats what the web site says. The actual number is even lower than that. 7. 1 million. Where does that come from . Thats what the government says. I dont understand. If the obamacare web site is saying 15 have it that didnt have it before and the administration said 7. 1 have it, who is right . Whats going on . Thats one of the issues, part of the problem here. The fact is the secretary of health and Human Services is wit 9. 1 million. Or maybe 9. 9. Obamacare web site is deceiving us . That says on the obama web site if you go to it, it says 15 Million People who werent covered before now have insurance. Right. But the government says its more like 7 million . 7. 1. And they assume it will be over 9 million next year. All right. Now, of the people who didnt have insurance, do we have any stats . Lets say the stat is 7 million, all right . Lets say it is. Maybe its 15 but i dont think so. How many of those getting free. Well, the big problem with this is people arent paying. The president in april said there were 8 million. They lost about a million because people didnt pay. They didnt pay the little they had to pay or whatever so they were booted . And you still have 41 million estimated americans without insurance and they apparently are worried they wont get it more people have insurance because of doss and other issues. Okay. But we dont know how many of the ones the newly enrolled ones are being subsidized . We dont know that stat . No. I dont have that. Okay. We have got to get that thats what it is all about. The people who are getting a free ride, they love it. But the people whose deductible goes up, they dont love it so much. Truth serum, everybody, when we come right back, it will be miller time. 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He didnt invite me. Thats how crazy he is. I thought you would be doing the reception emceeing. Well, you know, they are registered by the way at the thorazine depot and i got them a second personality cozy to keep the voice in his night. I dont know how he wooed this chic. I think when she asked about the scar on the forehead. Thats not a was can a thats a plus sign doing cart wheels to put a positive spin on it it i was doing interview in rolling stone. She says we are getting married. I dont know fee f. We are getting married. If you are coming on so strong that manson thinks you are stocking him you have got to back off the accelerator a little. This woman i think wants to be on a reality show, you know. Doesnt have a lot going on. 80 years old. She is 26. Im sure its his personality and his hair. Party guy, you know, miller, manson, he is the party guy. He cant consummate the marriage. There is no Congress Congress call visits. Manson appropriation tax. He have some bill. We are being unfair to charlie. Right. You know, france francois, he says that Global Warming is so bad, miller, it could lead to war. It could lead to war. The french get a little mellow dramatic about this. Someone left the bernaise out in the rain. I dont think. [ laughter ] these guys are nuts. What if i told holland that Global Warming was caused by the white hot hatred of the muslim immigrants in the france for the jews . What if i told them that . Would he confront it then . You know, when its this cold out, billy, just on a basic level, could i toll Global Warming alarmists when we are freezing our tukas off, its a bad time to hit us with the Global Warming thing. At least wait. 6 feet of snow before thanksgiving. On a basic level thats a bad time to sell your policy. All right. You know, this bob marley guy, the late bob marley, jamaican sicker. Was i in a movie once called marley and me he kept blowing shotguns into a little dogs snout. No. Thats a different movie. He wasnt in that. He wrote i shot the sheriff, but i did not kill the deputy. If he was on jamaican weed. That stuff is strong. I ordered room service in 1974. Im still waiting for it. Its an inside travel joke but its a good one. We like it. You cant gather it it he is on marley weed. Tough going to jamaica tough laying down you have a 5 guys selling you. Put it down. Give me an hour here, okay . Unbelievable. Okay. Sell me what you want, i want to catch some ray wright. Put it over there all right. I will call the dea and we will go through it. Billy, you know you are stoned when highly comes to your country to visit from ethiopia and you are so loaded you end up thinking is he god. Anyway, marleys family has now formed an alliance with a corporation to market the first global marijuana brand called Marley Natural gas all right . So now their corporations getting into the legalized pot business a little dubious, miller. Would you not say that . Listen, billy. I hope everybody in the planet decides to get so stoned take advantage of them. If people keep getting more loaded i will stop paying bills. Im not going to play along. If everybody wants to get high, go ahead. Do you know what i did, miller . We will make hay out here. I am a business person and i see whats happening here with the marley brand and the colorado. I bought stock in hostess. [ laughter ] there you go. Bringing them all back, you know. Youre thinking one move down the board like mr. Spock playing chest. There you go. Dennis miller, everybody, a footnote. We got word this morning that the dont be a pinhead shows in san Jose California and san antonio, texas are 95 sold out already. Bill oreilly. Com has a link to the box offices but hurry. New mexico theater saturday april 11th. Finally west bury, rhode island, my home turf, the theater saturday may 2nd. Make great christmas gifts. Dick cabot is on deck. Greatest he has ever seen. Greatest he has ever seen. 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Charles snow. How tall are you, charlie. A2. First time i have ever had 5 feet of snow in l. A. [ laughter ] adlibs on that show were just splendid. The famous incident with the cigar the guest had a dozen or so children. And gracho said you really have that many children he said is there anything wrong with that he said no i love my is cigar too but i take it out of my mouth sometimes. Radio days. You tell a great story about groucho marx on a tour bus. One of the tour bus came up to his house. Man with microphone said there is a gardner. Lets see if we can get anything about groucho. This man he sees has the hat pulled down and working with his roses and, in fact, it was groucho but he didnt reveal it. He didnt reveal it. And the square john with the mic, could you give us any insights into your boss . What kind of a job is this . A familiar boy said the pays lousy but he lets me sleep with his wife. [ laughter ] now, bob hope, you feel he was one of the funniest men that you ever seen . Absolutely, yes. This is a man who went to the stop in theater. Im the greatest of them all went to the top in television to the top in movies. Doctor, doctor, glad im not sick. Hope certainly was the most skilled brilliant comedian. You pointed to your bedroom was outside your door is a blackboard. Do you keep score of some kind . Not only that, so flattering im going to plead guilty. Intrinsically funny, everything. Then he stayed on too long. He was a patriot. He loved the country that had done so much for him. He just loved fame to the exclusion of everything in his life. Loved being famous. Im a musical comedy now. Im a big star. Not in this house. When i was a kid he walked out on a stage and there was nothing between me and bob hope. I ran around the stage door, hope came down the steps and said fine show, bob. He said thanks, son. And i look, yes, hes here and hes going to come out on my show. I told him that story and said, hey, was that you . You just walked out of the studio and you dropped it in there. The move of your career. [ laughter ] you wrote for carson. You had your own show on abc. A lot of them are tortured individuals, r fear that is tru but isnt it interesting that you devote your life to making people laugh, but you yourself arent enjoying levity. Look at johnny carson. Heres johnny brilliant comedian, correct . Yeah. Timing impeccable. Perfect. Perfect presentation. In his private life hes a mess. I know. He was a very good friend of mine. Were not going to get away with it another year. One of the most tortured teds, like a wire about to snap. He had drinking, he had certain times when i was writing for him just looked like a man who couldnt possibly. He didnt enjoy going out the curtain and all that . Yeah, he did enjoy that. Diddle yeah. I would stand backstage with him and he would have his last cigarette until the show. And he would impeccably clad and do a tap dance step to warm up, drop the cigarette. Hed go out and the applause and johnny was happy and in command and masterful for one hour. And same with robin williams, i think, when he was performing. Lost in that performance. Thanks, mork, i was trying to put the boot on. I guess you started the day off on the wrong foot. I thought that was a tremendous pressure. You know, because people always looking to robin williams, Jonathan Winters to make them laugh. Thanks for writing the book. You dont have to call me mr. Cavett anymore. Mr. Dick would be all right. Whatever you want. All right. Next, the factor tip of the day, buying stuff online. The tip moments away. Nobody told us to expect it. Intercourse thats painful due to menopausal changes its not likely to go away. On its own. So lets do something about it. 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