Now, in real life you can have the best of times and worst at times but under the trump of this media its all bad all the time. Things are pretty good when the top storyline gets trotted out. President trump isolated going more furious by the day. His mood dark and angry. The president is lashing out on the mueller probe. He was in a foul mood. His data mine is the worst its been since the campaign and there is a near universal sense of foreboding. Greg a universal sense of foreboding. Thats how i feel after eating taco bell. [laughter] but trump is mad and so mad that maybe he will stage a coup. In each sediment he does run and he does lose it will be studying what we would see im not leaving call the military. We have to look at this man. Greg im looking at that man. From that, msnbc eight him in a lab chicken butter in botox paste. Now that the apocalypse has been postponed to a brunch we must make do with the old chestnut, trans unstable. With some network stop talking about how that of his what are you left with . Them. The empty talkers and the noisemakers in suits. Jaw clacking dolls with broken tummy talks and broken hinges. Even as the news looks good for america he scored a high partisan win on Prison Reform and even agrees. The 99 times i dont agree ill give him hell but on this one i will give him a salute and applause. We got to come together to people at the bottom. Greg why the mass press ods he wanted to start of park for Martin Luther king jr. s. How can that be . The president of United States is racist. Greg well, if hes a racist hes really bad at it. Trump, the worlds worst racist. Thats a great idea for a coffee mug. Worlds worst racist. [applause] also missed there was the medal of freedom honors, george herm herman, babe ruth junior. George Herman Babe Ruth junior that he was a junior. Greg i just love that. Then you have trumps arch hemorrhoid stimulus chasing chuckle bucket this is not funny but busted on suspicious of striking women allegedly but of course the cat is innocent until Proven Guilty and thats what good people believe in even if people like him do not. He could be innocent, as innocent as Brett Kavanaugh was when avenatti was tormenting him. I just hope the media does soulsearching after booking this clown. The media soulsearching that like looking for bigfoot. [laughter] is not so long ago avenatti was there darling. Cnn and ms in bc were a junkie to trump crack. The media that loves you to pretend you never data. It might back street boys pajamas. Abbott and i never own them but for years i wear them under my School Uniform which leads me to a new huge landmark study on media trust. The Hollywood Reporter surveyed thousands of people on whos the most trusted name in news. I dont want to say the surprising anger who blew away the competition so we will just throw to the city of. In 2018 a landmark poll surveyed americans to determine the most trusted news media personality. The results are in and one of the most trusted names in news is none other than greg gutfeld. Just another [inaudible] he bested the most established industry insiders. Others were baylor able to come out ahead of greg gutfeld. Its clear the real winner is you, america. You get to watch most trustworthy charismatic and handsome news media professional six days a week. Join us in celebrating televisions most prolific broadcaster, greg gutfeld. [applause] greg thank you. [cheering and applause] no, stop it. Scarborough, dead last, maybe he should of stuck to whatever he was doing before tv. When we get the checks . Greg i almost beat gentlemen and chris cuomo. Sobey sensitive. Not everything is about you. Im sorry. Greg somebody look like he better get after it. Like i always say when life gives you gentlemen go watch greg gutfeld. I also bested rachel maddow. How can that be, rachel . I usually have so many words and i have the best words but for this i have no words. Did this fiercely just happened. [laughter] greg to quote rachel but even i have to admit this is weird. Something wrong when i more trusted than what was her. How can that be . Hes boring which makes him instantly trustworthy and im flattered by this but terrified. Me trusted by you . I dont even trust myself. I wont even be alone with me. But heres the real problem. The list had mixed commentators with reporters which is stupid. Fnc has both but we clearly label whats what. Other networks are the square which is why some of the people mistake opinion for a fact which lead to big news. No wonder people think trump is crazy or insane because its an opinion coming from their new sources and that is not healthy if we only had something for that. Im not leaving. Call the military. Trump will engineer a coup. He will round up families and separate children. He will imprison women and turn them into babymaking families. Where did you come up at this . Watching tv and talking to my friends. Sound like you need new friends back tell me more. New friends is not a drug but a group of people present a different set of opinions the more clearly reflect reality. Sounds great. Where do i start . First, go outside. Then go to a hardware store. Or maybe a Grocery Store or local church. No playgrounds. Then initiate conversation without mentioning politics. Do you have neighbors . Talk to them about the weather, sports or their pets. They love to talk about their pets. Do they like you . Yes. Well, no. I never thought of ringing over a bottle of wine. New friends is a great way from you going down but rabbit hole. Get new friends today. Greg lets welcome tonights guest, publishers grovel when you write a new novel, walter kern. [cheering and applause] hes a comedian by night and a guy in his underwear by day, writer and comedian joe devito. [cheering and applause] shes murky, quirky and National Review reporter kat timpf. [cheering and applause] his stature is iconic and his dinner plate tectonic, forming a wwe in my massive psychic, tyrus. [cheering and applause] greg you have been traveling the country and give us is it as dark is it as foreboding dooming the mood of the country the same as toms mood . No. You get out there and people who do not have jobs in 17 years are like can i buy you lunch. [laughter] but here is what is happening. They did the president s with Robert Mueller closing in and now they moved on to the final days which was the next bernstein book about nixon and portraits late at night so in their inability to imagine anything other than a nixon alien president they are going even further. Greg any thoughts on avenatti . No. [laughter] greg excellent. They say he looks like a certain male organ. Ive never thought that. Thats my only thought. Greg i never thought that either until now, joe. You are not the country and you been a sudden. Yeah, ive been holed up. Greg what are your thoughts on any topic from the monologue . If you saw avenatti plane and evil lawyer in the movie pacino would say thats over the top. I like how Donny Deutsch says donald trump would not respect the results of election but who does that sound like . Greg true. By the way, i like your beard. Cat, what you make of my work . It was not award but my rating as being one of the most trusted man in news. You probably saw that coming. Kat im so happy to see you happy, greg. Anything else . Greg no. Thoughts . Kat im so glad that im not the president and that i dont have everyone in the media analyzing my mental state all day, every day. I was just looking at that imagining what stories they say about me when they be like she wakes up every morning next to an old bobble head doll like she makes us listen to return of mac on rebate during National Security briefings. You know, i own 23 pairs of penguin socks. Why does she keep tweeting about lizards at 3 00 a. M. And why does she always be alone . But thankfully nobody knows any of those things. [laughter] greg no, not at all. We know very little about you. [applause] tyrus . One thing, you made an excellent point that stormie was far better before avenatti and so this is a guy who ruined womans life. Tyrus she ruined a porn woman stars life. That takes skill and talent. They have a tough job. Doesnt she still owed trump money . Tyrus apparently you were out on a mission because we cover this a couple weeks ago. When she started she was a director. She was going places but she wasnt unveiling in those places but middlemanagement. She had got money. She signed or was able to move on with her life and then he came along and dragged it all out and he did tv shows and he got famous and she got two bills. One from the president and one from the pancreas. [laughter] and then she came out and said if this is true, im out. Even if its not true, stormy, you dont take advice, get out. Greg its. Tyrus one more thing. Because our president is so transparent president is pis sed. I like president obama dont you dare. But im pretty sure when he lost the house and the senate it wasnt cherries and smiled in the white house that day. Im sure there was a lot of who you looking at what he want me to do. I dont think it was well, here we go, gather around and lets sing songs to ensure jobs are friend and hes like im sure it was an unhappy time. For them to say he so mad. They want him to be met. He should play it off and slammed the door and walk out the front yard and scream why and walk back in. And though stuff around. Live it up, you know . Greg what the irony here is that donald trump tweeted Stormy Daniels better than Michael Avenatti did because she got paid. He paid her and it was a transaction that she was happy with. Until he entered her life in the no, get more for me and that has come to get matters for her to know and but enough of that. More to talk about our next. Dozens of democrats may run for the president ial number nation. Look at that. We protest that clown car, next. [cheering and applause] guys, its that time. And nothins happenin. Well now theres score , from force factor, to rev your libido and maximize physical response. Its no wonder walmart offers score in more locations than any other performance enhancer. Unleash your potential in the bedroom, with score . Greg there will be plenty to run in 2020. Dozens of democrats are kicking around the idea of running against trump in two years. Heres a montage of them. Greg sadly, only one will get the rumination. [laughter] according to not one but two democratic insiders it is happening in one of them was hillary poster so he knows what hes doing. They settle in the wall street journal referring to a top hillary fourpoint oh. According to the piece she will not let losing to trump be the last page of her career and she has a 75 Approval Rating among democrats. Yeah. And they scoff at other dems thinking of running calling them amateurs. Last line says it all. Im resting assured. Believe me, im resting as assured as the sky. Greg i hope he is asleep. Joe, your thoughts . Youre not allowed to have a 4. 0 after your name. Its time to go away. [applause] they keep saying she will reinvent herself but when you reinvent yourself you have to go away and then come back. You dont get to stick around because if you never go away people look at what you invented yourself the first time and realize you are full of it. They need to get rid of her and look at bernie sanders, joe biden the kind of fresh youngblood the Democratic Party needs. [laughter] greg kat, with the transfusions it is a fresh youngblood. Kat yeah. Look, i just think the amount of people that are thinking of running is further solidifies in my mind that trump will win again. They are all going to be beating each other out. Come back. Greg could trump be a contrast to could one person being the contrast in 20 . Kat if two people were running a physical race and one of them had just had to run another physical race but while they are running their getting punched in the face. Greg tyrus, what you make of this vast field . Tyrus i agree with them. She probably will run again. Honestly, she got the money and thats probably why she will run again. Everyone does not necessarily have the money. History is a crystal ball if you look at back at things but when a president loses a house which happens and eventually he might lose the senate in 2020 thats americas way of saying enjoy your next four years but thats the way it seems to work. Obama was a one term president and they got the south and senate and thats it for him and will send these great guys with mitt romney and but he won and i think its the same thing. Everyone will run. Me and cap may run just for giggles. Just to ruin the evening. But the get to the point and another one star come out and thats when hillary will jump in and spread her money around somehow that guy will not get the vote that the democratic deal and shell get the deal and it will be the same thing. Does matter who runs. The country has decided hes got eight years to do regardless of house and senate. Kat area might campaign platform. It would be i vote no on everything unless its to repeal existing legislation. Small government. Greg last word on this, walter. Listen, hillary running for president is not news. Since ive been in six years old shes been running for president. Billy joel is doing his 62nd come back at Madison Square garden. That will be news. Everyone they have a 6 milliondollar man and put take off his face and put in a new chip but 4. 0 all computers have 4. 0. Greg i have a theory that she will run in the bullet 2008 with Michelle Obama pushing her aside the way barack obama did. Would that be sweet . Tyrus not again. Greg yes, again. Tyrus that will be the night she dropped the and bomb. The real hillary will come out. Greg oh my god. Of next, which Political Party hates the other more . The results will blow your mind or maybe just your nose. I will be live in grand rapids, michigan at the gutfeld monologues. Tickets for both shows are Still Available but not many. Go to gutfeld. Com. [cheerin vo gopis found a way to keep her receipts tidy, even when nothing else is. brand vo snap and sort your expenses with quickbooks and find, on average, 4,628 in tax savings. Quickbooks. Backing you. Issues shortly before the sub went down. Im Lauren Blanchard and now back to the greg gutfeld joe. Greg is the common view they really hate you. A recent exit poll finds more than 60 of democrats view republicans as racist, bigoted and sexist. 60 . That is six out of ten people. Only 30 of republicans for the same thing about democrats. That is three out of ten people. Id like to simplify it. The poll asked if you describe the other party as racist, bigoted and sexist so set up the answer for liberals to point fingers and feel superior about it. As usual, the right things left is wrong but the left thanks you are stinking evil. Is there way to change minds or is this how it will always be . Japan say the giant, readers hit the 40 niners and kat heats schwarzenegger films. Come on, kitty. [laughter] greg its weird because it some of his best work. Total recall. Kat, what you make of this survey . Kat i think there are definite some republicans that are racist. I think that theyre all definitely from democrats that are racist. I dont think that whether you are racist or sexist has to do with what youre little party is. I think it has to do with whether or not you are a racist and a sexist. [laughter] but this was upsetting to see because you think about the lack of civility in politics now and this makes perfect sense. That you think this entire party is full of garbage people because of the party they belong to so no wonder theyre not treating people civilly things need to change and people need to face reality a little bit or things will keep getting worse. Greg tyrus, will he get better . Tyrus no. Every one of you 90 in this room is a bunch of racist. [laughter] no, no walter. Im not going to defend myself. Tyrus okay, dont. I found this shocking. There are four out of ten democrats who think republicans arent. Tyrus heres the thing i want to know where they are hiding. Tyrus whenever the stuff comes up, especially conservatives get accountable, so this question was asked even if they thought the democrats well, what do you mean . Driving people racist . God, no, why . Im not racist. The democrats blame everything on them anybody anyway. Yes, theyre all racist. Especially the big one on fox news. [laughter] greg heres my other point. Since when have democrats and millions been in the same room enough lately to know i mean. Tyrus that the only way to know. Greg glad you brought this up. Anyway. Tyrus greg, go ahead. Tell the racist joke. Greg we will edit this out, right . Here it goes joe, tell that joke i told you in the green room. [laughter] when you talk jokes i think with my group of friends that when im talking to people from different race and ethnic groups i make stereotype jokes and do they complain about it . I never asked. But i dont think it goes to show the two biggest problems i see are confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance. People cherry pick which facts and opinions they might have about people and decide what agrees with the motion and it is in the end it doesnt match up and its too jarring they dont think they made a mistake they think reality must be wrong and we see that in how they blame the idiot in baltimore who yelled anti semitic stuff. He wasnt a trump supporter he was so moved by fiddler on the roof that he yelled heil hitler about truck. Dori goes out that hes a trump supporter but he hated trout. The attraction never ends up on the front page. Greg and even if they do the retraction the initial article the call to meet trump supporter everywhere retraction was he hated trump that three retreats. Should i throw out my theory on sleep racism . Tyrus sure, why not. We are all friends here. Tyrus . Greg are you responsible in your dreams . Tyrus yeah. Especially if youre sleeping with a brother in the room. [laughter] greg dammit. Up next, i love this topic. They scammed the media who help them skim the country. We pretend to care about them next. [cheering and applause] today is the day youre going to get motivated. Get stronger. Get closer. Start listening today to the Worlds Largest selection of audiobooks on audible. And now, get more. For just 14. 95 a month, youll get a credit a month good for any audiobook, plus two Audible Originals exclusive titles you cant find anywhere else. If you dont like a book, you can exchange it any time, no questions asked. Automatically roll your credits over to the next month if you dont use them. With the free audible app, you can listen anytime, and anywhere. Plus for the first time ever, youll get access to exclusive fitness programs a 95 value free with membership. Start a 30day trial today and your first audiobook is free. Cancel anytime and your books are yours to keep forever. Audible. The most inspiring minds. The most compelling stories. Text listen16 to 500500 to start your free trial today. Greg they pulled a scam using a homeless man. Remember the feelgood story about the couple that started a dope on the page for the homeless guy that supposedly gave them their last 20 when the woman ran out of gas and people came together and raised 400 grand for them . It was a giant ripoff and they were all in on it. All three were charged with theft by deception and looking at deal time. Go funny says anyone who donated money to these clowns will get their money back. Two lessons here. One, dont believe everything you read on the internet and two, see item one. Skepticism and Critical Thinking are good but so is giving and it is a giving season. You dont have to let the three jerks ruin it for you. Do your homework, find a worthy cause. For example, not this. Greg tyrus, the whole setup was perfect and you smell bad. Tyrus first of all, i dont like go funny anyway. It should be give me advice or me in the right direction as opposed to sending money. It gets abused a lot. This is a large case were so many jumped in and of course what you often said when was the last time i was guy had a crisp 20 on him . Whos donated out there. Its coins and to sort views and excuse me, i couldnt help but hear you complain about your gas, young lady. Oh yes, homeless guy. Heres 20. It would not have one department he wouldve had mason the boyfriend wouldve hit him in on his way down some dollars when it fell out, urine stained dollars wouldve fallen out and they belike sorry, but we need the car. Full story and they turned on each other. Greg the homeless guy found out there is any money at casinos and crap into them. Its one of those plans to fall apart walter, because they all get greedy. Treachery of the sierra madre was like that. Greg i will agree although i never saw it. Everyone has to go for me now. I wonder why i even have a job . The other thing is i feel like i was a kid and the only kid who did not have a phone in his room and the only person who does not have a go funny. Disgraced politicians have them and who is giving money to who is doing it . Greg for two signaling, liberal guilt, but in a weird way, i got to give them credit for being so disgusting and clever about this. It distracts from the real purpose of go for meat which is to allow people to feel better than other people by publicly giving where is you can do it and see someone who is struggling and bring them food and you know the money does not go to whatever vice is probably not. Or get to a legitimate charity just because you want to get a surge of dopamine or serotonin because of look what i did my but these people their money of the goodfellows when they do the heist and they keep it quiet and everyone comes in and there Walking Around in versus off. Tyrus but its my wifes birthday. And they raised 400,000 . Thats a lot of cash. What buick are you driving that you need 400 worth of gas. Greg kat, will this make people more skeptical about sincere and there is stuff on go by me for real problems but no one will believe it. Kat no, i think people are pretty dumb. [laughter] and these people could have gotten away with it but they just started to compete with each other for the money and started snitching on each other so there is another lesson here you did not mention. Dont scam people generally but if youre going to dont scam with acquaintances. Scam with family only. That is why the mafia works. Tyrus you know what, kat, i hate to disagree with you but most mafia stories and with murder and conviction and it always in this way. Do it yourself and if it gets empty, do yourself and. Greg the one thing we overlooked in the other corporate and this is the media who never bothered to check the story out because it was too perfect so every news program put it at the end of the show or did something with it and they ate up no producer said this smells. They didnt because the story they wanted to fill three minutes. Kat why did they go with 20 . If they had gone with five maybe i believe it but this homeless guy gave me his last hundred dollar bill. Greg you know what would be great . A new game socalled real or fake. You create legit causes with scams in and the audience pledges money and the one who wins is if it turns out to be fake we round up the people that pledged and put them in jail. [laughter] terrible idea. A new version of monopoly that will make you in debt up to your eyeballs. I am a family man. I am a techie dad. I believe the best technology should feel effortless. Like magic. 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Text listen5 to 500500 to start your free trial today. Greg they are swapping park place for a safe space. This week hasbro added to their long list of and monopoly, monopoly for melania. Tagline was, we suck. I misread that. I love that millennial. Sometimes, too much. The real tagline is forget real estate because you cant afford it anyway. Get the millennial monopoly, they collect the most experience points not the most money wins again. This edition replaces the original game workplace with a threeday music festival. Other experiences include crashing on a friends couch or visiting a begin bistro or a yoga studio. We asked a typical millennial to comment. Greg that was amazing. [laughter] i do not expect that. Kat, apparently you are still eight millennial. Does this game offend you . Kat yes, but i also dont understand how the game does not realize that its essentially an argument against itself because the whole point of the game is to convey the idea that experiences are what is most important in life but the people playing the game actually received that message they will say what the hell are we doing in his basement play monopoly . But as a millennial likes money i would like to say this does offend me and it communist [bleep]. Greg i will take up. Joe . I dont know who would play this bummer game where if you play trouble or you get stds with pop automatic. They could should come out with more games like we had when we were little. Maybe candyland for diabetics. They should make this more realistic and just have all the squares just be green and have a starbucks on them seek and sit there with your laptop. Greg what about update twister and call it nap. You just get to nap out and take a nap on it, walter i dont know a single millennial with the Attention Span to finish a game of monopoly. [laughter] [applause] [bleep] this does not come with money but you have to get that from an older version. Greg nicely done. Tyrus, to predict this will do well . Tyrus is what its all about. This is where we at. Ninth place is good now . Hes getting down like trout now. Tyrus i live by a i wish crete. I wish i would come home and see my children playing that game. I would put the fear of real monopoly. I will be the bigger and i get the car, house rules on free parking and its a game. It will help you manage money and buy things and succeed. Deals are struck on monopoly. You got boardwalk. I got park place. I want martin garden so lets make a deal. Thats how you learn. Now its you want that . Okay. [laughter] its both of ours. Not in my house. Greg can i just sit on the couch in park place . Tyrus come on. Thats a skill set . To be the guy on the couch from halfbaked . Thats your life . This is not fair to millennial but this is not there. I just want to punch little monopoly in his its not in oracle but its culturally feeling for somebody but im sure youre not a rich guy anymore but a rich thing, person but every generation has these people. The just dont do [bleep] but for some reason the kat millennials get no pastime but the dude on her couch gets all the press time. The people or the millennials dont talk about new to do it on her couch im just saying its not there that the millennials who work hard but the dude on the couch and moms house get all the coverage. Greg its also not millennials. The generation after the millennials that are the issue. Those are the ones that want free speech on their campuses and not all of them but that generation which is it generation y. Tyrus just called him generation old meal. Greg we are old. I used to play monopoly with my grandmother who was a part of the greatest generation and played for ten minutes and got super hammered and, you know, everyone forgot the rules and it went away. I was out monopoly. Greg you needed a get out of jail card for him. [laughter] how will Prison Reform affect the get out of jail free card . Greg true. Twice as many cars now. All right, up next, you want to see something tyrus and i did one night after the show . You can if you join fox nation. The time, more detailed, next. [cheering and applause] do i use a toothpaste that whitens my teeth, or one thats good for my teeth . Now i dont have to choose. From crest 3d white, the whitening therapy collection with new spearmint and peppermint oil. It gently whitens, plus it has a fortifying formula to protect your enamel. Crest. Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. Greg before we go we want to tell you about fox nation. The new Premium Subscription Service launches november 27. 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And mourning with families. Many of whom have lost everything. Law enforcement have been beyond anything that anyone could believe. And to see what has happened here, no one would have e
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