Lets welcome tonights guest. Hes got more charm than a bracelet from tiffany. You know him as spaceman from the ateam, the legend himself, dirk benedict. Shes always soft, joanna. Hes so sharp he gives paper cuts. Rick rennell. Shes so bright the north star calls her for advice. Ebony williams. And finally, our High Priestess of gloom, kat kim. The Republican Convention had everything. You had the air kisses. You had the gold podiums. You had the Pro Wrestling entrance. All that was missing was a cape made of kittens. I love those headset microphones. I know theyre at every convention but theyre awesome. I stole shep smiths. Its for my shrine. There were respected Republican Leaders firing up the base with a strong rallying cry. What happened to theres no black america, theres no white america, there is just america . What happened to it . Where did it go . It would be great if people thought he was doing sign language. Anyway, as he spoke, my goose bumps got goose bumps. Those goose bumps, they were crying. Why couldnt we elect him instead . Yeah. You can applaud. Rudy, by the way, just a note to convention workers, dont make rudy wait for the balloons. The convention had drama or as the Networks Like to call it, chaos. Tonight, republican civil war. The Gop Convention erupts into chaos. Chaos a few minutes ago. Chaos on day one of the Republican National convention. Antitrump forces lose on the Convention Floor. The Convention Floor erupted. The Convention Chair left the stage amid the chaos. Whatever. After months of hand wringing and mud slinging it was uncertain whether republicans would rally around its nominee, donald j. Trump, especially after the support the convention gave trumps key opponent, who could forget the rousing cheers of cruz. Vote your conscience, vote for candidates up and down the ticket who you trust to defend our freedom. I appreciate the enthusiasm of the new york delegation. [ booing ] clearly, they were cruzing him. Now, but it also sounded like unity in not endorsing trump, ted cruz may have accidentally unified the party for trump. When donald finally took the stage on thursday there seemed to be little defense. These are people who work hard but no longer have a voice. I am your voice. There you go. Now, president obama claims that trumps doom and gloom doesnt match reality. This idea that america is somehow on the verge of collapse, this vision of violence and chaos everywhere, doesnt really jibe with the experience of most people. Yeah. Anyway, but he makes one point. Trumps vision is about as uplifting as a cat scan of my liver but who is obama to talk . Wasnt he the guy who eight years ago said our country was so bad off, only he could transform it . Trump just stole obamas schtik. Hes starring in a manic reboot of hope and change and the tag line, americas got hemorrhoids and donalds the preparation h. Rick, i ran into you a couple times when we were out there. Had a few drinks. I dont remember much. I woke up dazed and i didnt have my shirt. Can i have it back . Give me your overall i actually am surprised the Mainstream Media is surprised that the party out of power is critiquing the party thats in power. That seems to me a really basic thing. When you dont have the white house you critique the policies of the last four or eight years. Thats all that trump was doing. It was celebrated in 2008. Right. As you point out. Thank you. I was pretty excited to see our delegation from california. Twothirds of our delegation had never been to a convention before. Not that kind of convention. Well, but the excitement that they had, they were literally climbing on their chairs to scream. They were told when someones speaking youre not supposed to scream and interrupt them. They dont listen to those rules. Theyre there, theyre excited and this is grassroots politics at its best. Yes, for the media who want a staged convention, they want to control it, they want the status quo, they want politicians speaking, it was a disappointment for them. But for the grassroots delegates, they had a great time, they loved it and they are just getting fired up. What about you . General thoughts, want to talk about cruz, anything you want. I agree with what he stayed. Okay. Can i be shallow for a moment . Thats usually your job. They say politics is show biz for the ugly. Not anymore. Thats true. Ivanka and what is it, tiffany and melania. And donald. And donald. Every girl i know, i talk to go oh, my god. They have introduced glamour. I just want to say the whole thing is about children. I spent the last 20 years of my life raising two boys. So i always say if you want to know something about people, check out their children. See how their children are. I never check out peoples children. What . You dont know where your children are. Thats a good point. Go ahead. I was just saying i dont check out their children. Oh. Yeah. But look dirk . I tried to get serious. I know. Thats what happens on this show sometimes. But going off of the point about beautiful people, greg, you and i both know we have it hard. Because i think theres a lot more criticism, especially with melanias speech, although she repeated some platitudes, there wasnt that much substance in them back in 2008 or now but shes beautiful. People love to criticize beautiful people. Not jackie o. I remember the kennedys, they were the last beautiful, and jackie o, you couldnt criticize her. I know, i do, but if you look at with ted cruz, everyone hated what he did but everybody, when bernie endorsed hillary it was like youre so spineless. Cruz did that and everyones like youre so selfish. Just reinforces my life philosophy of dont worry about it, no matter what you do, youre always wrong. Im actually writing a book on this topic, this topic of what you look like. Pretty powerful. Your appearance affects your ascent to power. I think the trump family and this infusion of celebrity into american politics is a shining example of how we are not getting away from this. We are leaning into this. I should do makeup on my days off . Thats right. You never know who you will meet. You never know. I reject that. Do you . Yeah. I really do. I dont think it has anything to do with trump. I dont think people its to joes point what the kids said. How they turned out. Thats right. Pay attention to them. First, melania enters the stage, shes stunning. Of course people are going to when i wear my [ inaudible ] people Pay Attention to me. I certainly think theres an opportunity present. My favorite trump kid, tiffany, right . Thats her name, right . Shes the one that her favorite beatle is ringo also. Shes the keyboardist of the band. Baron is the one. He looks like mini trump. Tiffany is real young. And very polished. If you would have given me a speech at the National Convention at that age i would have been a blubbering idiot. She was polished. By the way, i have to, even though melania, she didnt know she lifted those millenia is how long you have been doing this show. Thank you. My point is that if i had gone to slovenia to do a speech in a native tongue which is i would have fallen apart, too. I was looking at her thinking about my wife whos russian. She speaks multiple languages. To go up there in front of 40 million people, and when you dont want to do it, she didnt want to do it and she did it and she did a great job. Afterwards who copyrighted those are brilliant statements. My word is my bond. Literally, thats what plagiarism means. Heres an idea, though. How about dont make melania do something she doesnt want to do. Heres the freedom. When you are the presumptive nominee, you get a sayso in how this thing works. I think trump had or should have demonstrated the freedom. Let ivanka open. She was great. I had to watch cnn because fox had talking heads on all the time. I wanted to hear the speech. Did you hear tom barrack talk, his friend for 40 years . It was fantastic. It was off the cuff. So i watched that and i watched that so i got to hear all the speeches. I just want to say, van jones and axelrod, van jones was like speechless that the republicans didnt boo trump for mentioning the lgbtq thing. They were stunned, they were speechless. They talked endlessly, they didnt boo, they didnt boo. Yeah. Thats dumb. Thats dumb. The view people have of what a republican is is insane. The commentary is revealing. I was on the floor when peter thiel spoke. What were you doing . I was a delegate. This is going too fast. Wait a minute. I missed something. I was a delegate. I was on the floor of the convention. The california delegation moved all of the four lgbt delegates to the front row. And we watched as peter gave his speech. Is it thiel . Thiel. I will tell you unequivocally the entire floor clapped loudly. Then when trump came back off the cuff and said i just want to say im thankful that you just clapped for that line, they gave him a standing ovation. I didnt hear one boo. But axelrod or somebody said only one guy. Just the one guy. Just one guy. The democrats have been the king of identity politics. They hate it. Thats their turf. You speak spanish and all the hispanics are going to vote for you. Now we have citizen kaine. We will do that in the next block. Hes doing my tease. I want your desk. I want your van. You know its parked outside. I know. I hear some screaming inside. Theres like six people going he told me he was a star. He told me he was a star. That will teach them. All my secrets are in that van. I got to take a break. Coming up, we reenact my favorite ateam episode. Bad time on the border. First, hillary picks a vp which i believe stands for violin player. vo one dark stormy night we got a new Family Member and she got a nutritious meal of purina cat chow complete with the four cornerstones of nutrition including high quality protein. Now our family is complete. Purina cat chow complete. Sorry maam. No burning here. Ugh. Heartburn. Try new alkaseltzer heartburn relief gummies. They dont taste chalky and work fast. Mmmm. Incredible. Can i try . She doesnt have heartburn. New alka seltzer heartburn relief gummies. Enjoy the relief. [ boss ] it is a very smart plan. So were all on board . [ paul ] no. This is a stupid plan. Hate drama . Go to cars. Com. Research. Price. Find. Only cars. Com helps you get the right car without all the drama. The dnc starts monday in philadelphia. The stage is now being set at Wells Fargo Center where i do all my banking. And where Hillary Clinton will accept her partys nomination. Thought that joke was funnier earlier. Clinton and virginia senator tim kaine making their first appearance as the democratic ticket today in miami. The presumptive nominee announced her choice of kaine as her vp running mate in a text message to supporters. I guess shes keeping off the email for awhile. Kaine has been viewed as too moderate by some liberals in the Democratic Party but really, hes the airbrushed yin to hillarys abrasive yang a man so safe you could store money in him. It beats her other choice. Meantime, sanders supporters are ticked off after leaked dnc emails show Top Party Officials wanted to push the narrative he was an atheist in states like kentucky and West Virginia where the godless are as popular as the clarinet made of raw sewage. Alto clarinet. Remember when bernie said he didnt care about hillarys damn emails . Wonder if he cares about these now. Finger on chin. Hm. All right. It is a good point. You are looking like you have something to say about something. I do, always. Yeah. These bernie supporters, this is what they wanted. They knew this the whole time. This is going to hurt her even more because he has been too nice to her this whole time. Thats what everybody thinks. Now that they have this proof, its not like they see her as a second choice. They see her as the problem. Their hearts were broken and its because of her. Its not just like well, its better than trump, i guess well vote for the second choice. Its like no, voting for her is like voting for what destroyed my life and broke my little jobless heart. Agreed. I think many people knew the dnc had it in for poor bernie from day one. Debbie Wassermann Schultz might as well have been the vp pick to be honest. Thats how deep into the clinton camp she was. Its unfortunate, no matter what you think of the Democratic Party, there are people that should have a process that allows their voice to be heard. They never stood a chance around that. Thats sad and the dnc should be ashamed. I find voices very annoying. All right. Whats your take on the vp pick . I didnt know who he was. I still dont. But i think i am going to call him citizen kaine. I heard some of his little speech awhile ago. Yeah. I think its really risky for the democrats to pick kaine because hes a lifelong politician in a year where politicians are absolutely not popular. Secretary of status quo. She just got another guy, he was mayor. Theyre proud of it. He was a mayor, then senator, then governor forever. I tried to read up on him and fell asleep during it. Im worried i wont even be able to fill this segment with stuff about him. She was going to do this the whole time. People saying she was going to pick elizabeth warren. She used her. She needs the anticapitalist, antiwall street. It made her look more like she would be potentially interested in something. I think she looks like a hater now. To me, the real progressives in the party, whether bernie or elizabeth, some people like cory booker, they are shading. She used elizabeth warren. She looks like a hater with this pick because all the speculation kind of got her some hype but ultimately when it came down to it she goes you know what, what happened to girl power . What happened to girl power . This was supposed to be year of the woman. She picked a white male. She picked a white male. Boo, boo, white male. Its a white male. Barrabas. I dont know what that means. Can the white male stop speaking so i can get a word in . As a woman, i love the zodiac, not the killer. Kaine is a pisces so pisces are excellent problem solvers. Sometimes a little overemotional but its a shame we will never really get to see any of that because hillary wont actually let him do anything. We have hes the perfect man for hillary after putting up with bill. She controlled bill. She wore the pants. He was the yin in that. I say yang. She was the dominant one in that relationship. He was the fun one, she was the serious one. You need that in a relationship, ive found. Which one are you, greg . That depends. Depends on the night of the week. Do we have a shot of hillary saying something . I have to say that senator tim kaine is everything donald trump and mike pence are not. He is qualified to step into this job and lead on day one. What does that mean . I dont know. Talking about being qualified. Shes not qualified, hes not qualified. Okay. Im not qualified. Lets get that straight. Yes, you are. I would vote for you. Im way too young. I reject that narrative. I dont know what youre referring to at this point. Getting into the van, perhaps . Hes too young, hes too young, hes too young. Now its too old, too old. In the middle you were battlestar galactica. For 15 seconds i was just the right age. It was during a pretty fun time in hollywood. We should do a show about that. No, no. Politics is okay. Do you think bernie will pull a ted cruz and get up there and because now he found out about these emails, about they were going to destroy his career . He wont. Thats whats wrong with him. He should. Theres some views that the rules committee at least for the Democratic Convention is going to get nasty. They will try to do something. He doesnt even have near enough delegates. I think debbie Wassermann Schultz will shut him down. They will bring him to his knees. But last night i had dinner with a hollywood acquaintance who is quite famous in her own right. I cant say. Because of what im going to say. But i sat shes a big hillary and this woman is smart. Shes smart. What movie was she in . Tell me. I cant. No. Give me a hint. Later. Buy me drinks. Get me drunk and pay me. He will. We need a bar. Anyway, the point of it was she loves hillary which is mindboggling to me. I went down the list of all the lies. Doesnt matter. Doesnt matter. So none of this, none of this doesnt matter. Then she said trumps a sleaze. Hes a liar. I said well, name one. Name this. It doesnt matter. These are millenials. Are you dating all of them . I had such a thing for goldie. Who didnt . Kurt russell will kill you. I couldnt get close to her. I was not in the same business. At that point i was always a hick. Still are. A lovable hick. We got to move on. Coming up, more stories about things. Celebrities, convention speakers. Plus we visit the strange land known as philadelphia next. I asked my dentist if an electric toothbrush was going to clean better than a manual. He said sure. But dont get just any one. Get one inspired by dentists, with a round brush head. Go pro with oralb. Oralbs rounded brush head cups your teeth to break up plaque and rotates to sweep it away. And oralb delivers a clinically proven superior clean versus sonicare diamondclean. My mouth feels super clean oralb. Know youre getting a superior clean. Im never going back to a manual brush. 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And these are the lungs. boy sorry. dad dont worry about it. vo at our house, we need things that are built to last. Thats why we got a subaru. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. So the thing i remember most about the rnc, three amazingly awesome words, Antonio Sabato jr. Sure. His speech was adequate but for me, i was just pumped at the chance to see the gorgeous actor who rose to fame as a Calvin Klein Underwear model before roles on melrose place, bold and the beautiful and General Hospital. Who can forget General Hospital night shift . I sure havent. Sabato. Feels good just saying it. Try it at home. Not to be confused with larry sabato. Although the resemblance are uncanny. Meanwhile, the dnc begins in philly on monday but the list of celebrity speakers doesnt thrill me. Theres lena dunham. Tony goldwyn, chloe grace ferett. America ferrara and the robot from lost in space. Im not making any sense. All right. Maybe im a little excited about the last one. I want to go to you. Should i be excited about this upcoming thing . Are you going . Whats going on . Well, you dont even have to go to philly anymore. I saved you the trip because i went to philly and i saw everything you need to see. Take a look. Philadelphia. The birthplace of independence and where just days away from the democratic National Convention. As you can see, people are bustling with excitement. The energy is palpable. Are you from philly . No, virginia. Can we cut the camera . We will do that again. I need you to say you are from philly. Roll. Hi, are you from philly . Yes. Great. Do you have a favorite founding father . Frank jennings. Philadelphia is great but who is this crazy woman sitting next to me . P. S. , i love greg gutfeld. Gregs really short. Is there anywhere like really cool or iconic in philly i should go . Definitely. Got to go to the art museum to the rocky steps, do the rocky statue. They dont look rocky to me. They look flat. Have you seen rocky . I have. Have you seen rocky 2 . Yes. Rocky 3 . I think. Creed . Creed. Yeah. So you wasted eight months of your life. What if i were to ask you instead of running up the stairs, because everybody does that, would you dance up the stairs with me . Dance . You think racing up the stairs, who would win, Hillary Clinton or donald trump . Without question, donald trump. It was actually a trick question because hillary would cheat. She would fly up to the top on her broom. I did it. Oh, my gosh. It works up quite an appetite. I think its time for some classic philadelphia cheesecake. Steak. Cheesesteak. Well, im here between pats and genos. How do i choose . I once dated a guy named pat. Didnt end well, genos it is. Turn the camera off now. No one needs to see whats about to happen. Do you think you would rather serve a politician a cheesesteak or a drunk college kid . Drunk college kidney d any d. Theyre more honest. If Hillary Clinton were to be a cheesesteak, what kind would she be . A tough one. She would be tough meat. Wouldnt we dont sell. I have exclusive backstage access to the dnc and by backstage i mean way back. Im in the parking lot. You can see not a lot is going on. Typical dems, all hype, no delivery. Good news, greg. Tailgating, you will have a lot of space for it. Or dont even come. Kind of a letdown. All right. Well done. Well done. Im going to you. Youre the democrat. Im not a democrat. What are you . Registered independent. I have been one for eight years. Looking forward to the convention . Im going. Im looking forward to seeing democracy at play. Im looking forward to peoples voices hopefully being heard. Not particularly looking forward to hillarys speech but thats me. Thats me. What about you . Im not going. Im looking forward to watching hillarys speech on the couch and tweeting it. Thank you for reminding me. Rick . Thoughts . Im going to the Democratic Convention. I want to see the diverse party. See if they can have a prolife speaker and be diverse. Dont hold your breath. I told you not to. Dirk . No, im not i cant watch it. My Blood Pressure goes up so high when i watch these people. Its not it defies common sense. The left defies common sense. All i have, im not a smart guy but i have a lot of common sense. These are voltaires bastard children. The liberal elites. They turned the age of reason into its opposite. Its dogma that they just feed them in the first grade through grade 18 and they come out like the little liberals they are. They all think the same. I cant watch it. Cant argue with that. Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can. I think its important no matter the level that we might disagree. I think that we dont do ourselves Tremendous Service when we dont engage. Thats just my take. I think again, if we are all talking about we are not red face or blue face or black or white or gay or straight, we have to have some kind of accord. It can be contentious. Its the constitution. Its america. We all have to participate. I dont. Constitution. You know, were the only show where people cheer the constitution. Its a very good thing. Now they are cheering usa. Going crazy over here. Still ahead, i walk amongst the Little People at the rnc. My behind the scenes tour is next. Stick around. If you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis, isnt it time to let the real you shine through . Introducing Otezla Apremilast . Otezla is not an injection or a cream. Its a pill that treats plaque psoriasis differently. With otezla, 75 clearer skin is achievable after just 4 months, with reduced redness, thickness, and scaliness of plaques. And the otezla prescribing information has no requirement for routine lab monitoring. Dont take otezla if you are allergic to any of its ingredients. Otezla may increase the risk of depression. Tell your doctor if you have a history of depression or suicidal thoughts, or if these feelings develop. 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I am an onair talent. You must work at a different hour. I dont see you very often. I do. I work in the morning. Okay. Are you a night time person . Im all over the place. Im a very busy guy. Kind of important. I didnt see any of the speeches because the black screen above my hot tub only gets german art films. You have a hot tub . I have, well, theres an s at the end of that. I have a number of hot tubs. Are you sure they cleaned them before you got there . I told them not to. Im now standing next to my favorite bair. What is your most exciting moment besides meeting me . The whole bus thing. The bus has been great. I can see where you might enjoy the other four people. Im a shallow, sad person. I weep quietly sometimes in my hotel room. This is one of the best segments. You will ever have. Yeah. We finish our own sentences. Yeah. I love good to see you. What are you doing here . Im roving. Im going to leave you alone since you turned your back on me. That wasnt rude at all. Are you really filming . No. What are you talking about . Theres nobody there. This is a hologram. Stop trying to strike up a conversation with a hologram lady in the hallway. Her eyes follow everybody. I know. Its kind of creepy. Like one of those paintings in horror movies. All right, karl. I love you and i hate you. I see you a lot on fox. I find you to be very informative. Thank you. I think you have the best goatee. Thank you. Yours doesnt burn as much. I do a lot of body resistance training. I find a partner, usually a stranger at a park and i use them and press against them. You think thats helpful . Whatever works. It looks like its working for you. Whats your high point so far . Obeying traffic laws in downtown cleveland. We tried to wave at you guys. I have a practice of ignoring people. Especially people from fox because i feel that as a star anchor, i dont like to really mix with people. You know how it is. I do. You and i, our offices are on the same floor. We have to wait for you to get off the elevator first. When i see you coming, i usually dart into the bathroom. You always get the last diet coke in the coke machine. Then if i dont use it i shake it so the next person gets it in the face. You . I have a hotel room, its quite large. You just need to relax. Unsubscribe from future updates. Have a huge bathtub and i dont think its just for me. Love you, as always. As usual, as usual, we learned nothing from that. I tried to create as Little Information in every one of my segments. All i did was walk around, make a fool out of myself and i did. All right. Coming up, my chat with one of phillys all Time Favorite phillies, Lenny Dykstra. Thats the wheel of lenny. Dont go away. Good luck with the meeting today. Thank you. As our business is growing, and youre on the road all day long, its exhausting. Holiday inn has been a part of the team. Youre on the fourth floor. It makes life on the road much easier. 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Now Lenny Dykstra is sharing the story of his incredible rise and fall in an amazingly honest scary new book called house of nails. A memoir of life on the edge. The construction, the demolition, the resurrection. According to the publisher, its full of dirt and wild stories, drinking, drugs, the works. This gave me an idea. Heres how it works. I spin the wheel, wherever it lands, lenny shares a story about that topic. Hows that feel . You ready . Im always ready. I know. I can tell. Youre quite ready. All right. Here we go. Theres Amazing Stories in this book. Lets spin it. Blackmail. This story blows my mind. Blackmail. Tell that story. Wasnt blackmail. It was getting an edge with the umpires. Right. Didnt you hire a private investigator to find out about like gambling and cheating and so if you found out an umpire was cheating on his wife . I didnt hire one. I had an army of them. Because its not about cheating on the wife. Its the same thing as a catcher brownnosing the umpire all night, working the umpire, working him. I just went to the next level because i got tired of trying to be nice to these guys. Then end up getting in fights with catchers because theyre working the umpire. Its not a coincidence i led the league in walks after that. You should have thanked your private investigator after every hit. Where will it go . Where will it go . It will go to what i care about most, drugs. Steroids. What are your thoughts on steroids . Did you do steroids . Absolutely. I mean, yeah. Then what happened is you hit. 325 and then you lead the league in hits, and you make the allstar team and then you get paid 30 million opposed to if you dont take them, you get fired, have to get a real job, make 60,000 and youre miserable. So im saying that because the guy next to yous taking them. You got to take them to compete. What are you going to do, say you know what, im going to be a good guy. Really . Youre cho arre cheating your there. Its like everybody drinks coffee in the office to be awake and energized. In a weird way, steroids is athlete coffee. Actually, we have amphetamines for that. Which by the way, which is where i have a real problem with the hall of fame. The hall of fame, like the three best players in baseball arent in the hall of fame. Barry bonds, Roger Clemens and pete rose. Its funny, i went to high school with barry bonds. He used to sit behind me and cheat off me in spanish class. He was always cheating. I was his steroid. All right. Youre real smart, werent you . No. I was an egghead. He used to sit behind me in sophomore spanish and kick my chair until i moved. I used to have to move the test over so he could look at it. He was really skinny. Yeah, he was. He was very skinny and his head was normal size. Was he [ bleep ] then . Yeah, he was. He was the best player in the game, i give him that. The pitchers would pitch around him. I said just throw him in the neck. Lenny, i bet this book is going to go great. The reason why you should get this book is that its actually a real autobiography. He wrote it without any kind of governance. Nobody told you what to say, what not to say. You can get it anywhere. Go to amazon. House of nails. You know we said wed take a look at our Retirement Plan today. Not now im cleaning the oven yeah, im cleaning the gutters washing the dog washing the cat well im learning snapchamp chat. Chat changing the oil. vo its surprising what people would rather do than deal with retirement. Pressurewashing the. Roses. Aerating the lawn vo but with nationwide its no big deal. Okay, your Retirement Plan is all set. Nationwide . Awesome. Nice neighborhood. Nationwide is on your side the sunll come out for people with Heart Failure, tomorrow is not a given. But entresto is a medicine that helps make more tomorrows possible. Tomorrow, tomorrow. 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Oh, i have never had a chance to say this. 45 years ago i came to new york with 500 in a suitcase and in two years i was above the title on broadway booth theater, 45th and broadway and new york has been great to me my whole life. I havent lived here for 30 years. Never should have left. I always loved new york. Im from a tiny town in montana. Its a bit of a paradox. I get to say thank you, new york. I want to say thank you, greg, for those of us who werent at the convention, so much fun watching your coverage. Its been great. I love ivanka trump. Thats it. I do, too. I find it very troubling that Hillary Clinton is going to be nominated as the democrat for president in a building that is named after a wall street bank. Nicely done. Joe . I would like to thank the mice people of philly that i saw when i did that package. We had a flg flag on the mic an everybody kept asking wheres greg and didnt care about me which made me feel awful. They love you in philly. Last word to you . Theres never a wrong time to have just one single beer. Always okay. Thanks to everyone. Our studio audience. I love you, america. Hillary, is the nominee but are her problems just beginning . With her party lurching farther left. No one in this country who got rich on their own. Bernie is the candidate we support overwhelmingly. Sometimes it seemed like shes scrambling. I never took a position on keystone until i took a position on keystone. Will she galvize her voters . Will she scare some away. I never voted anything but democrat, but
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