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When its dark. Planet of the apes, the neptune factor, willard, disaster ethics. Movies were escape for a kid in suburbia when there wasnt much else besides cement playgrounds littered with pull tabs and beer cans. Now we are being informed, not entertained. The oscars ignore the escape, bowing to pressures of groupthink. Movies are ones about entertaining us, yet the oscars recast art as a conduit for the new religion of identity. None other than first President Trump, the first three quarters of movies. We make them to upset mike penc mike pence. Like everyone in this room and everyone watching at home, we are dreamers. To all the dreamers out there, we stand with you. Greg thank you. Why were the oscars on tv to begin with . To see the star. Now its an offsite retreat for a troubled industry, something you might accidentally walk into at a Hotel Reception hall. The stars dont realize how bad they look when they try to talk to america by crashing a nearby theater. You are live on the oscars right now. You see that . There is meryl streep. Who would like a hot dog . Does anyone like a hot dog . Do not aim the hotdogs dogs at the vegetarians. Fire that into the crowd. This is a lot of fun. Eat and dance and scream. Greg we brought you some goodies, you peasants. We are so much better than you are. As the oscars tried to explain why movies matter, you end up hating everything about movies. Thats not fair to the movies. In short, if you hate the oscars, its because you love movies. That is something hollywood might address, but they wont. All right. Brian, i know you are a huge fan. You go to movies all the time. Instead of working. If they are closed i go to blockbuster. I love the way how they would say there is your tape. There is the door. Greg what is your take on the oscars . Brian the parts you didnt like i liked. I liked when he walked across the street into the theater. He is trying to bring the curtain down and relax these people who are extremely uptight around security guards who dont know what its like to be normal. Greg completely choreographed. Look how great we are. Now its magnanimous. Like we were going over there and saying hello. I had three magnums before i came here. Kimberly i will do a better job. They have this big, spectacular thing. They want to make it relatable and approachable. That is a signature jimmy kimmel move where he goes into a place but that was a little bit familiar to me. He feels comfortable with it. They were trying to make it more about the people and i think its about the recent movements. Me too movement, we are going to connect with everybody, the commonality, the thread that puts us together. Seems a little bit gimmicky for me. Thats okay. I am used to it from kimmel. He stole it from letterman. Brian who stole it from steve allen. Kimberly anything else . Brian i cant go back in time but i remembered David Letterman used to go across the street. Old steve allen things, jack parr. Kimberly that was before my time but thank you so much. Greg juan, i have a theory and i want you to agree. I have it right here. I dont think the oscars were as political as they could have been because of the sexualharassment scandals. That temper the antitrump fervor. They could have gone after trump a lot more, but they cant because it is the pot calling the kettle black. I dont mean to be racist. Just checking. Juan you have an anxiety over that issue. I agree with brian. I thought it was kind of fun. It was a little bit like come i think lender monies to go next door to the deli. Brian all the time. Juan i think if you are watching a movie and all of all of a sudden there is a movie star. Greg your overall sense of, i can tell nobody watched this. Juan youre right about that. I didnt watch it. Brian the main event was after 11 00. You have the best picture x11 20. I am not allowed to stay up that late. I asked juan they thought the movies, if we can talk about that for a second. Greg no were not. Juan i thought shape of water. I saw three billboards. Greg a woman has relations with a sea monster. Juan you dont have fantasies . Greg you got me, juan. I have seen monster posters all over my room. Juan i think they are making personal devices that look like oh. Oh, wow. Juan i think the idea is you had not only a great movie but i think its going to stand the test of time. Often the oscars dont pick the best movie. The second movie, three billboards, that should have been honored and gary oldman should have been honored for darkest hour. Brian i didnt like it. Kimberly i loved it. Brian i dont want to see one guy for three hours Walking Around drinking with a big cigar. Juan he stood up to the people who didnt want to go fight, who wanted to appease hitler. That was pretty strong. Brian finish the job. It was just a guy just drinking too much during the day. Juan brian. Greg i think your next history book should be on Winston Churchill, while he wasnt so great. Brian Winston Churchill was great. The movie wasnt. Juan your point is right. Given what they had to deal with in terms of the metoo movement. Kobe bryant, who had been accused. Very controversial. And then the guy i have been pushing gary oldman, it turns out he had some say he was hitting someone in the head. Guess what. They are living in a glass house. Greg they are. Dana, you dont live in a glass house. Dana no. Greg one day perhaps. What about the fact that it was the lowest rated oscars in the history of the world. Dana there has been a bit of a trend of vat. Thats also true with other big awards shows and big sporting events. Except for when you have a championship. I think theres mostly, its because theres so many other choices. Last night we decided to watch the edward r israel esquire movie. During the movie, peter kept telling me who was winning because he got it on his phone. There are so many ways you can get information out. The other thing, one of the reasons we hadnt seen all of the movies into the last couple weeks is because we dont typically go to the theater anymore. You wait until you can watch it at home. You know how much it cost us last night . 4. 99 to watch that movie. We watched it in the comfort of our own home. The technology is changing the way we can have access to it. Its like going to the old dollar theater, you have those. Greg those were dirty. Dana no, they werent dirty greg the inside was dirty. Brian i used to work at the movies. They were very dirty. Keep in mind, i think 50 of the people did not watch because they were almost giving into the other side. When jimmy kimmel hosted this, when hollywood does what they did, 50 of the country certified to an end, and giving up on President Trump or president bush or republicans and i will not give those democrats ratings. Greg what i find interesting, the goody bag, kimberly, had over 100,000 in trips, electronics. It proves the point. The more you get in life, the more you get in life. These people do not need free things. Kimberly billionaires dont pay for anything. Everybody likes a swag bag. They are the first to grab them. Greg they will trample over a poor family to get it. Kimberly people try to take two and go through the line and give it to their driver and go back through again. That was the other meryl streep. Greg that was glenn close. Brian you dont want to be too negative on the oscars. I liked the whole thing with the jet ski. Greg the jet ski was brilliant. The shortest speech, win a jet ski and a trip to lake have assumed. That was hilarious. Dana who wants to go to lake have assumed . Kidding my sister goes to lake have assumed. Juan what you havent mentioned, this picks up on what you were talking about, the entertainment factor. People want to be entertained. Often times the best movies are not blockbuster hits. None of these are. They are good movies. The ones that are blockbuster hits, right now, you have women like wonder woman, and then you have black panther. Get out, a horror film with a black lead actor. There is Something Different with metoo going on. Greg my favorite moment was eva marie saint. Whats missing, when i liked to watch the oscars, i would see Charlton Heston and jimmy stewart. They are not their characters. They are themselves. In this case, when you see movie stars now, they are they conform to a certain character about saying the right things, the right moral posture. That didnt exist in the 70s. They were just out there getting drunk. Brian i cant follow you. Greg thats all right. Brian i was going to follow you but i cant pretend to. I will say this, why cant the Biggest Box Office smash hit be lauded . Greg you mean trump the movie. Brian black panther eligible next year. Its not going to get any awards. Dana i bet it does. Greg it will get best picture nod no question. Juan i dont think so. Brian xmen . How many awards . Kimberly none. Brian they are saying i know what you like but i know better. Greg my favorite oscars story. Emma watson, lovely actress. I hope this is a temporary tattoo. It says times up. There is no . I think she should sue. I think its a temporary tattoo. Dana a misspelled temporary tattoo. How lame. Greg and damning assessment by dana perino. She is the expert on temporary tattoos. Dana if you are going to do it, make it temporary. Do you have to wrap on fox friends . Brian usually people are screaming at me. Greg we have to go. New calls for a Second Special counsel. Thats next. sup, world . 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This unique pattern and the fact that there are witnesses outside the reach of the Inspector General. Dana kimberly, this is a shift. For a long time republicans have been saying they believe Michael Horowitz, the Inspector General, could handle all of this. There are mechanisms by which the Inspector General, if he needed to, could get a previous doj employee to talk to him. If they are not willing to come he could use the u. S. Attorney. I think what the republicans are trying to do here is to try to stop the partisanship of this investigation and try to see if they should go to a Second Special counsel. The question is, should they be careful what they wish for . Kimberly certainly. It is a double edge sword. You think about it and say okay, sounds like a good idea. You are seeing more of a measure of support from republicans to do it. You saw a lot of it across the airwaves today. Perhaps it would be warranted. This is an important situation. It is a shift. To even say lets go to a special counsel. When you think about the amount of work and the things they have to do to get through it and try to do something expeditiously in the interest of efficiency and getting away from partisan politics. It sounds like a good idea but it could also lead to a whole other road and take forever and take more time to go through things. One of the criticisms of muellers how about focusing on what you originally were looking at in the original charges, the original focus and scope of the investigation. Tends to broaden out. Tentacles. Dana juan, another problem would be it depends on how you get. If its not, if that person is not to President Trumps liking or the democrats liking, maybe there still wont be any trust at the end of this. Theres two things. As i understand it, this would be for supposedly, possible fisa abuse. I think a lot of people in the trump world think they should be for everything including Hillary Clintons emails. Juan exactly. In fact a lot of this stems from one socalled republican, donald trump. Hes the one thats been going after the Inspector General, Michael Horowitz, and saying that is an obama guy. Why arent you speaking to his attorney general, why arent you getting Justice Department lawyers to work on this case instead of the Inspector General . Then he says go after hillary clinton. Thats not what this is about. It is supposed to be about questions regarding fisa and his own Justice Department, his own fbi says this is reckless, dangerous. Dont do it. Dana brian, one possible thing is the Inspector General, Justice Department having to investigate the Justice Department. Having worked there, i know that cant be done. The possibility of having a Second Special counsel would perhaps give this a veneer of credibility that the investigation right now doesnt have because of whats happened to the politicalization of the intelligence committee. Brian the casual way Juan Williams said mr. Magoo. Dana he didnt say it casually. Brian jeff sessions, as we know. I am as curious as anybody what Loretta Lynch did behind closed doors. Im interested in james comey, and what is going on in this fisa court. I dont want another special counsel. The country cannot go through this again. It makes everything fundamentally worse. It makes people go into their corners. We never get anything done. I echo what Condoleezza Rice said at the end of the view. She looked at adam schiff and said i understand you have an important job but wrap it up. If we go through this again and start reliving 2015 and 2016, it will be bad for the country not want to help the republicans. Dana it could help the republicans i guess. Maybe it would just be good to get justice. Greg i disagree with everything Brian Kilmeade said. I think i special, Second Special counsel is not enough. We need a third and fourth special counsel. It should never end. It should be, people are already in their corners. This is already team sports. There is an Ongoing Mission going on right now. It is not to beat trump, it is to stop trump. I think the media and the democrats of realized they have to admit that President Trump is doing a better job as president than they can admit or fight. It may end up, has a lot more in common with the american publics perceptions than with them. They have to stop him, not beat him. This is what they are doing. Dana Second Special counsel would supposedly be to help President Trump. Greg i have tuned out. Brian they thought they would hit them a couple times and he would go down. Instead it turns out he doesnt mind. The chaos, he doesnt mind the chaos. Dana we are going to talk about that. Turmoil in the white house. President s former chief of staff says dont be distracted by the talk. Next. Hello, im an idaho potato farmer. Youve probably seen me running all over the country in search of our big idaho potato truck. But not any more. I am done with that. Ooh, ooh hot just gonna stay home on the farm, eat a beautiful idaho potato, and watch tv with my dog. Tv anncr the big idaho potato truck pulled into town today and its really a sight to see. Oh man. Lets go. distant you comin, boy . Sfx dog gulp woof. s kimberly chaos, turmoil, madness. No, not the five. All kinds of boards being thrown around to describe the trump white house. Someone who once had a front seat to it all says ignore the talk. The president s process might be different but its getting great results. Here is Reince Priebus. You cant look at the distractions. What the staff has to do is focus on the results. What the president dies and he writes about it even in his own books. He puts rivals around him intellectually. You have people like wilbur ross, who was going to be on your show, and gary cohn. He puts those guys in front of them and says okay, fight out tariffs in front of me and they fight it out. The media covers the fight but ultimately the decisions made. Look at the economy. Look at isis. Look at the courts. The decisions and the things President Trump has done have put him on a great course. That process, while different, has gotten good results. I think thats what people need to do. Kimberly very curious to see Reince Priebus doing these talking points on the sunday show. He is trying to direct the attention away from chaos, away from general kelly or staff changes, gary cohn, mcmaster, turmoil there. To say that process, make it about the president. Dana he hasnt really done a lot of press. From august until recently. I assume maybe he got the time off he needed and the white house is looking for allies and support and ask him if he would consider going out there. And talking about things from his perspective. He was there. He has credibility. I would say from the chaos standpoint, its never as bad as it looks from the outside. 98 of people who work a white house have very specific jobs they have to do. The government is clearly running well and on time. Thats isnt a concern. Maybe its 95 at this white house. There is no doubt we talk about the personnel issues all the time. A lot of that is selfimposed. But the crowdsourcing of the policy debate, it is different. We are having a debate about tariffs this week out in the open. We are all participating. I have people on my show today participating. Its a different way to do policy time it ends up being what it is. When the president is able to work more cooperatively with paul ryan and mitch mcconnell. Thats when a lot of these things started coming together forgetting a lot of accomplishments done. You have a week where it looks like theres chaos. At least they can say there might be chaos but you should like the results. Dont you like the economy . Reince priebus has something to go talk about. Kimberly highlighting the point. Are things going better there . Seems like he is helping to try to push some of the press away from general kelly, chaos, gary cohn, mcmaster. Its specific. This isnt happening by acciden accident. Good advice for the internal staff not to get distracted. You run the risk of losing good people. Brian i am not sure i believe it. Some of it is flatout contradictory. According to four sources, john kelly has been used as a confidant by the president to get rid of jared and his daughter. Really . A marine fourstar general to run interference to tell ivanka to go home and work on shoes and dresses. Kimberly you believe that . Brian i dont but its part of the narrative. Some of it is contradictory and doesnt make sense. I dont buy that it is as chaotic as it is pretty of a guy in there who doesnt mind unrest. You and i might have stomach turning moments. He is fine with it. On friday when he was talking about tariffs. He doesnt have a care in the world. Saturday, the fundraiser friday night. The guy isnt getting worked up. Kimberly meaning President Trump . Yes. He seems to be able to thrive or survive in chaos or stability. Thats kind of his nature. Juan, what do you think . Juan it seems to be total chaos. I would say look at the gun debate last week. One minute it looked like oh, he is taking on the nra. Then the nra comes back and says no, he agrees with us. No resolution. How about the trade debate . One minute it is yes, we are going to impose tariffs. Guess what, the stock market goes bananas. Then he says not so sure but we are going to use that as a leverage point in terms of whats going on with canada, our friend. And mexico, our friend, in terms of the nafta debate. White houses typically are hierarchical and stick to message so the message is clear to the public for political advantage. Here there is no it is like you are a republican . Which side are you on . Paul ryan, speaker of the house, set i am not with trump on trade. How is that helpful . What is the strategy . What is the strategy besides calling your own attorney general mr. Magoo. Kimberly who should be managing it, greg . Greg i am busy. We know why there is chaos. We can see it. This is the most transparent entity since brians hair. You can go see everything going on in the white house. Makes it look like there is more chaos. What i find interesting is how the media views donald trump as this incredibly divisive character when he has the most amorphous politics you could ever imagine. He is all over the place on immigration, guns, and trade. Guns come as you point out, trade as you point out, and even with immigration. Its because hes a populist nonideologue which confuses People Like Us to play a team sport politics who believe there is a right and left and set ideologies. He has more in common, and this may be bad but it may be good, but he may have more in common with the average apolitical citizen who, when they hear an idea, they like that idea. But they also like that idea. Both ideas might contradict each other. But he listens to both of them. To him and the average, a political citizen, politics is a buffet and you walk in and you can like this. You can like this. You dont see them as two separate teams. You say i want the guns out of the hands of the crazy people. I want my guns. Trump goes you are both right. That is populism. It is whats popular and it changes. Juan it strikes me as almost in autocrat. Kimberly like this, and autocrat. President trump breaking bread with the press this weekend and he actually had a great time. Gridiron dinner highlights when the five returns. To everyone else, i look like everyone else. But on the inside, i feel chronic, widespread pain. Fibromyalgia may be invisible to others, but my pain is real. Fibromyalgia is thought to be caused by overactive nerves. Lyrica is believed to calm these nerves. Im glad my doctor prescribed lyrica. 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Too bad it wasnt televised. We have used some quotes. He joked about the turnover at the white house, the impeachment calls, and more. He began with a clever apology for being a little late because his soninlaw jared just about quoting, could not get through security. Jared was there with ivanka. He poked fun at his embattled attorney general saying here with us tonight, i offered him a ride over, and he recused himself. The president surprisingly had nice words for the press. This is an accurate quote. I do have a lot of respect for a lot of people in this room. I want to think that press for all you do to support and sustain our democracy. I mean that. Dana, he hasnt accepted the white house Correspondents Dinner. First time hes done business with the press on a social leve level. Dana i havent been since 2008 and i dont plan to go again to the white house Correspondents Dinner but i love the gridiron dinner. Its the best one. One of the reasons its the best is because its not on camera. Its not televised. Its been going on for 160 years or something. Its a longheld club, one of the best nights in d. C. I love the satire of it and i think we all benefit from a night where the press and the president can hobnob behind the scenes, say whatever they want. Their motto is the gridiron singes but it never burns. I am a big fan of that night. I dont care if he goes to the correspondence center. Kimberly i like it. Shows the president is in good humor. Nice just to position to the press out there juxtapositio juxtaposition. To see him in humor, making inroads with the media, that was good. Shows the flexibility. Hes very good at these events. I dont know, i am hearing he is going to do the white house Correspondents Dinner. I would like to go. Brian likes to go. These two bailout. Brian the correspondence center is great because its televised. The whole country gets to see him with that sense of humor. He gave up an hour to Comedy Central to roast him for charity. They are so brutal. It wasnt just hair jokes. Heres the thing with donald trump. He proves he had the easiest time doing it. None of these bites are personal. You can be friends with rand paul and little marco and lindsey graham. Its not personal. Hes upset at what they doing but he understands it is sparring penn won his last line is i respect what you do, its ironic because thats the first nice thing he has said about them which figures into a comedy monologue. I am fascinated by where this relationship is heading because they know its great for them for donald trump to be in the oval office. They have nine story lines a day. Juan isnt it the swamp when you are with 65 highprofile prominent journalists in a close setting with tuxedos. Greg you have to show up at some of these things. Thats what people do. The comment that we are not talking about that got him into so much trouble among the chicken littles at cnn and he was talking about the chinese president. You can gauge how far somebody is involved on assessing trumps words. If you are still experiencing rage, youre like in first grad first grade. The rest of america is in eighth grade or a freshman in high school. He says Something Like that, we get it. Oh, my god. He wants to be a dictator. If you wanted to be a dictator, he wouldnt have said that. He wouldve just waited. Juan he said oprah is waiting to hear from the almighty. And then he said go ahead. I thought that was good. That was very funny. Is your smartphone hurting your relationship with your own family . Do you need to go on a device diet . Help is on the way to break our addictions, next with brian. Are defined by the things we share. And the ones we love. Who never stop wondering what well do or where well go next. 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We can do that. Brian a week without a smartphone. Could you do it . Sounds unfathomable. I am a dad who texts with my kids constantly to keep tabs on them and let them know i am there for you because i am an oracle of wisdom. One mom gave up her device for six days and wrote a column on what happened. Check it out. Her name is kathy barnett. She swore off all social media, kept her phone out of the bedroom, not checking emails. She survived. What does that tell you . Maybe you should Start Talking to people and stop spending your whole life on your phone. Greg no. What a faux news is your brains external drive. Its your brains external drive. Its where you keep your universe of facts. Its not im amazed how more people arent addicted to this. In your hand is every fact from the known universe. This has never happened before. You have maps and legends on medical advice. Its more about how often you look at it. Thats the problem. We keep hearing about one day youre going to be able to Download Technology into the wet meat of your brain. Its not going to happen. This is your external drive. Brian i have never heard the term wet meat. One in three americans cant eat a meal without being on their phone. Dana thats not good. I probably do that when i am just sitting if we are in front of the television, yes, i will check my phone as well. I think i would be paralyzed without it. Your calendar, how to get around, directions to things. Or if you are having an argument about who was in the movie in 1979, was that persons name. You cant figure it out. I like how she took six days off and on the seventh day, she wrote a column. Brian juan, you said some parts fascinated me. Juan i dont know this word nomophobia. Zombie checks. You pick up the phone, 30 minutes later, where did the time go . Heres one more thing that caught my attention. It said everyday people on their cell phones while they are driving kill nine people. And the injure 1,000. Here is the part that aggravates my wife the most. People walking into the intersection would be looking down at their cell phone, not at the cars. If you touch them, then they go bananas. Brian when you run over them, people get very angry. Kimberly probably not going to work out for me. If i had to. Hello, you are on an ipad. This is dinging. You have two phones. Brian look at whats happening to our country. Kimberly its a good point. There are studies that show children are on so much that they are lacking motor skills. They need Occupational Therapy to write. Its like a mind stuck in a time suck. You are on and all the time but i find it to be a wealth of information. Brian can i have a greg gutfeld moment. Heres the big picture. I am with all of you people but i would rather be with somebody else. 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