President of the donald j. Trump fan club. Jessica tarlov. Sometimes he takes the car, sometimes the bus. But usually he just rides radio hosts coattails. Comedian shuli egar. His film won top prize at a berlin film festival. They said it got the best Audience Response since the quote triumph of will. Anthony fisher. For a man with no soul, hes oddly lovable. Comedian tim dillon. Lets start the show. On friday in front of recordbreaking crowds im told, donald j. Trump was sworn in as our countrys 45th president. Some democrats are still coming to terms with that fact. You can hear the 21 gun salute in the background. For all that opposition, donald j. Trump is now president of the United States. Tom on saturday of course there were large protests in cities around the country and even a few celebrity turned up. At the womens march on washington, Actress Ashley Judd recited a poem written by a 19yearold tennessee woman. I am a nasty woman. Im not as nasty as a man that looks like he bathes in cheat out dust, a man whose words are a deathtrap to america. Tom she discovered that poem in december and posted it to her facebook. Meanwhile, heres shia engaging with a political opponent. He will not divide us tom among certain species thats considered a mating ritual. Tim, the overreaction . Proper reaction, under reaction . Under reaction. They are too relaxed. More chanting, more yelling. This is the problem, if you go on the internet for any span of time, youre left with the belief that the world is divided into two camps. Neonazis and shia labeouf fans. Two contemptible groups of people. Theres got to be a third way here. Its a little weird, but the answer cant be chanting and doing whatever ashley judd did. That was embarrassing. Tom i think what they call it is a slam poetry. You know, theyve got to get their feelings out somehow. Anthony, she has strong feelings. Shes an actress, shes in the arts. Not the martial arts, the real arts. Stu and anthony, the crowd was really into it. They loved it. The crowd would have been into just about anything. Im a little worried that her slam poetry delivery was kind of cultural appropriation. Shes adopting an affectation that is not her own, comes from show business royalty, thats not her. Tom the person who wrote it, do you know who wrote it . I dont know if she knows who wrote it. Especially considering that she added what she did, she knew what she was doing. Shes playing a role. The shia labeouf thing, the shouting in and the aggressives is really demonstrating that youve lost the idea. It lost the battle of ideas and instead youre just trying to literally shout somebody down in a crowd of people. In a museum of all places. Looks pretty good to me. Looks pretty moving. Tom this is his approach to most things, he approaches things with passion. Hes had trouble before with of the screaming and the law. Hes not a calm person it generally. Tom the nasty woman thing, she kind of it was elongated. Tom what did trumpet hillary got in a crack of her own. He is a counter puncher. , i dont know if youve seen around the streets, the hillary photo and the word nasty woman, i think its kind of fabulous. I did not enjoy the ashley judd thing, the madonna one, i think a liberal celebrities should stop helping us. Give us a lot of money that we can put into ballot races and be quiet. Jake dillon halt was in the audience of the womens march, just holding a sign like a normal guy in a puffer jacket, he had the right idea which is come out support, im sure hes going to give a lot of money and meet some ladies at the womens march, lots of beautiful and excited ladies there. Tom let me ask you about the nasty woman thing, why is that a rallying cry to mark what is it so wrong with him saying nasty woman . He was acting like a baby, little kid. Youre an adult in the United States of america. Tom you think saying such a nasty woman after she insults him is worse than the things that she said . Worse than what he said on the tape . Absolute not. He should not have carried himself that way, but we know he ended up winning, all of the deplorables loved it, it is something that are further dividing us. He knew what he was doing. Tom jessica did made a great point, she mentioned the deplorables. Contrast nasty woman, he seemed to be having a problem with something hillary said to him in a debate, said she was nasty, a critique of her, with the deplorables, an attack on americans. First of all, i take major issue with what actually judd did, because if you told me ten years ago that id be watching a video of ashley judd Start Talking about her saying shes a nasty woman and that id be watching it fully clothed and not enjoying it, i wouldve told you you were crazy. That is number one. Where is wynonna judd when you need her, am i right . We strike alec baldwin and weve got Daniel Baldwin running around naked. The approach is all wrong, as far as shia the shia labeouf, i watched that video, i had the same thoughts is at an open casket service, i dont want to remember this person, i want to watch holes and enjoy it for what it was. If how hitler came to power wasnt Something Like this going on, people said well just go with this guy. Tom lets take another look at the protester who screamed at trumps inauguration, pretty dramatic, lets play it again. Donald j. Trump is now president of the United States. Please, god, no no tom darth vader is my favorite. Anthony . Lets move on. I was trying to formulate a question. I just wanted to show the champ. Tom the protest over the weekend featured all of the celebrities, all except one. Taylor swift didnt participate in any of the marches, but she did tweet on saturday that was not good enough for many supporters of the womens march. One twitter user responded the truth is, taylor swift had much Better Things to do that day. She made plans with her squad. I told her to support the march, to tweet it out, i thought that would be good enough. Jessica . Never good enough. Until her music is available for free on spot if i, it will never be good enough. Its strange that there is no backlash against her for that are very animal tom she deserves to make a living. Temperatures are a little hot when they are attacking a celebrity for not going. You heard me in the first segment, i want no celebrities around anymore, we just get into trouble. Im cool with it, the squad is too good looking. Theyre all too attractive. Tom we have a good time together. Tim, i told her five years ago, to deal with situations like this, haters are going to hate and youve got to shake it off. [laughter] she didnt go to the march, i did. Tom you were there. Prove i wasnt. My point is this, theres an intimate photo in the vicinity of me, if youre going to capitalize on it and sent a tweet out, then do it. It go, put your money where your mouth is, actually do it. The problem, jessica kind of touched on something. People assumes liberties are leading these double lives, i get it, i get what its like, but then they dont seem to be really communicating to ordinary people that they share any of their concerns. So go to the march or just kind of relax. Tom give them some options. Now its time for tom it was a weekend of old news. Right after the inauguration, many news outlets began featuring this photo which contrasted the crowd size on the mall in d. C. Between obamas inauguration and trumps in 2017. Kind of makes trumps inauguration look lame. Its what the Mainstream Press likes to do, use an image to define their narrative. Shauna spicer made a statement. This was the largest audience to everett witness and inauguration. Both in person and around the globe. Tom now the press had their preferred story of the day, heres chuck todd grayling Kellyanne Conway over the statement, which he called demonstrably false. Its so other. You did not answer the question. You do not answer the question why the president asked the White House Press secretary to come out in front of the podium for the first time and to utter a falsehood. Why did he do that, it undermines the credibility of the entire White House Press office. No it doesnt, dont be so overly dramatic about it, chuck, john spicer gave alternative facts to that. Alternative facts . That started a new trending hashtag on twitter. Npr said the alternative facts were either delusional, delusions, or deceptions. Cnn just called them lies. But spicers crafty statement was probably true, with streaming on computers and cell phones and a much larger global audience, more people probably did watch this inauguration than any other. The fact is the original story was alternative fact, facts and images selected by the media to allow them to talk about what they want to talk about. Trump is going to keep offering his own alternative. Jessica, when will you apologize on behalf of all your friends . Never, ever getting back together, do you see what i did there . I cant believe youre going with him on this one, all the alternative facts idea. Crowd experts have analyzed this, there were streaming devices when an obama was inaugurated, trump is not a popular barack obama. Tom did you watch the press conference again today . Yes i did. Tom everyone is willing to admit what i said was true. On a global scale, there were more eyeballs on this inauguration than any other in history. Not everyone is willing to admit that, i dont think thats even what he meant on saturday, he said thats what you better go do this. He went out and did it. Tom interesting. Tim, what do you think of this . I think john spicer has the energy of a substitute teacher trying to convince you that youre a real teacher. Tom did you watch the press Conference Today . Yeah. I watched it, i was at a womens march with taylor swift, and i watched it on a streaming devi. He was better today, he was much better today. It seems like its going to be four years of just a knockdown a breakout bloodied brawl between the press and trump. No corner is going to be given to anybody, Kellyanne Conway seem so relaxed though. She never seems flustered, which i think is pretty good. Shes amazing. Tom i think the whole team is amazing. This was again, trump was plunking the press. They very deliberately came out there and made the statement and they knew what they were saying. Because they plan to have the audience for the day, come out and say everybody calm down, this is what i was talking about. I dont complete the agree with you, i dig when you get into the semantics of it absolutely, on a global scale more eyeballs probably watched the inauguration, but this metric is meaningless when it comes to the support that trump has. People can watch, people watch terrible things, things that theyre not happy about. Tom isnt that metric meeting was talking about how when people are standing on the mall . This is an own goal or a self owned by the media to play a game, the Trump Administration will probably be using stuff like this to brag about their support or claim support that they may or may not have. The media by trying to parse words and fine tune this argument are going to play into that. That doesnt necessarily mean that Trumps Administration is being welcomed by the world, or welcomed by the country just because a lot of people watchedt on youtube. Tom like tim said, its going to be a drag out fight the whole time. Who do you think this is going to benefit . Its definitely going to benefit the trump ministry, it always benefits the administer ration. When Hillary Clinton was able to say we had to go and start an illegal war in libya or there wouldve been a massacre, we ended up arguing over whether there were jets scrambled. The arguments always benefit the administration because they can always change the narrative. Nobody watched the libya war, horrible ratings. He didnt even get a second station. Tom shuli, i agree with my panel here, probably even at jessica. It was ridiculous for the press to talk about the crowd size, this wasnt one person tweeting it out, all of the news organizations devoted time to talking about comparing these photos. When i saw the turnout at, the empty white spaces were people were standing for obama in that photo, my first thought was he has my agent. Tom use all this picture and you felt bad for trump. Im a comic. I know what its like when you have a big show and nobody turns out, its depressing. Whats even more depressing is still having to do that show for those few that turned out and on top of that even more depressing getting what you thought was money. It was all around, it bummed me out. Tom you look at the empty seats. I think they had a chance to be a little more honest and just say look, a lot of people rsvped, they were coming. At last minute they got lost. They thought maybe today i wont get my ass kicked walking down the street. If youre wearing a red hat on a blue street tom coming up, people keep getting kicked off planes. See, trump told you. Once upon a time a girl with golden locks broke into a house owned by three bears. She ate some porridge, broke the baby bears chair, and stole some jewelry, a flatscreen tv, and a laptop. Luckily the Geico Insurance agency had helped the bears with homeowners insurance. They were able to replace all their items. Including a new chair from crate and barrel. Call geico and see how easy it is to switch and save on homeowners insurance. Live from americas news headquarters, good morning, heres whats happening. President trump driving demand diving into his first full week. Monday he signed executive orders. Ordered a federal hiring freeze. Let businesses know that tax cuts and regulations are on their way. What were doing is were going to be cutting taxes massively for both the middleclass and for companies, and thats massively. We are trying to get it down to anywhere from 15 to 20 . President trumps Security Team is complete. Mike pompeo is now the cia director. There were concerns he would expand government surveillance of americans and act torture as an interrogation technique. Florida senator marco rubio is saying he backs former exxon ceo rex tiller sin. Also in the news, President Trump taking to twitter twitte, this time using the official president ial account taking his family for his support. Super bowl already taking on a super price tag. Toss in airfare, hotel, and a Super Bowl Weekend right now would cost you about 8,000. Disney announcing the name of the next installment of the star wars franchise, star wars the last two jedi. Now, back to red eye. White House Press Secretary sean spicer has no problem confronting the media. Trumps spokesman has a long history of resenting the frozen treat dippin dots online. He says they are not the ice cream of the future. He rejoiced at the companys struggles, writing ice cream of the past. In 2015, he wrote if dippin dot were truly the ice cream of the future, they would not have run out of vanilla. It only took two years for him to get a reply, but today the ceo sent an open letter, writing that they have seen your tweets and theyd like to be friends rather than foes. They even offered to treat the white house and press court to an ice cream social. They said they would make sure there was plenty of all of his favorite flavors. This shows you, trump is about getting action. Its a very smart move on his part, heres what hes doing. The same thing as an okay looking girl going out with a bunch of ugly girls to raise her stock up a. Hes surrounding himself with people that are so much not here than he is that after a couple weeks will want to hear him out. Tom i get the perfect match, john spicer, he started in 2010 before he had any hope for working for President Trump, he was artie tweeting like trum trump. If isis was the i scream of the future, we arty have a handle it by now. I can tell you personally that ive gone after corporations for bad service at baseball games. With results. I got terrible sandwich at yankee stadium, they got back to me and said they would make it right, improve customer service, so you know what. Tom what do you think they did . There is a certain kind of cut that is of standard and what i got was a subpar. Tom i love it. I demand results. Dippin dot has the mouth feel of cat litter. Cat litter in your mouth. If you gave dippin dots it to an immigrant they would leave immediately. And go back, it doesnt matter did you say to aleppo . Those are refugees. Words. Dippin dots are bad, why are we having this conversation . They would always have a dip in dippin dots at six flags, and you wouldnt go near it. Tom is it ice cream . Its the texture of rocks. No what do you mean no . I happen to like dippin dots. Whats wrong with you . Ice cream is creamy and it melt melts dippin dots, its eating paint chips. Tom jessica, i want to hear from someone who actually enjoys dippin dots. Asked him, hes right next to you. Tom is there a hardshell on a it question work its not that hard, it dissolves a lot quicker than if you put a bunch of m ms in your mouth and waited for them to melt. That would take longer. Tom you had your essay on dip in dots, tim. Whenever i go into that mens room, i wonder what that is. Its a dip c14. Like the trump organizations, a bankrupt company can still survive. Tom coming up, its halftime with tvs andy levy. Stamps. Com mail letters, ship packages, all the services of the post office right on your computer. Get a 4 week trial, plus 100 in extras including postage and a digital scale. Go to stamps. Com tv and never go to the post office again. Tom welcome back, its time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed from andy levy over on the red eye news deck. Pretty heated discussion there. About dippin dots. A bunch of political stuff, but thats where the heat comes from. Lets start with the shia labeouf video. You describe the guy that he was yelling at as a political opponent. Lets be fair, the first thing that he did was walk up to the camera and said 1488 into it. You know thats a neonazi slogan, right . Thats bad. Andy lets maybe not described him as a political opponent. Tom he is, assuming that shia labeouf is not a. Andy its not inaccurate, its just not fully accurate. The ashley judd thing, tim you said that whatever she did that was embarrassing. Im going to have to take issue with you on this because Entertainment Weekly headlined that she recites powerful poem. I think she wrote it, admit you wrote the poem, stop blaming it on an 18yearold. Andy you accused her of cultural appropriation, the poem was written by a 19yearold white woman, deny. The delivery was the appropriation. Tom tom, you seem confused as to why a nasty woman became a thing . Isnt that exact it with the did . Tom he had a problem with hillary, she attacked hardworking americans. Andy all right. Taylor swift not marching, shuli, let me ask you a question. No comment, andy. Andy do you think feminists are really mad at this or do you think its just a couple people on twitter . Its always just a couple people on twitter, thats how it all starts. There are people that have ruined comedians careers that werent were even at the show. Andy jessica, there is some talk that tswift music will be on spot a fight. Thats exciting, i love me some free music. I get it. It andy pay for staff. I grew up with parents in the movie industry, with a lot of talk when downloading started that we werent supposed to do that, my sister once bought a dvd on the corner and brought it home and my dad went crazy. Do you know what pays for your dinner . It was a terrible scene. Tom so your family hates asians . What was the movie . I think it was scream or something. Tom that was a local joke, no one knows what canal street is. Its a big street in new york city, lots of things going on including asians selling handbags. You just got me in so much trouble. Andy, ask me something. Hurry up. Andy tim, you said prove you werent at the march. Later in the show you said you were at the march with taylor swift who wasnt at the march. Im taking it as proof that you were also not at the merge. My parents are asian, andy, and i think its a little insensitive im kidding. I went to it, im very supportive, i believe that a lot of the equality that we are striving for is the solution. Andy okay. The crowd size stuff, tom, i would give you the point that spicer was including tv and streaming in saying that it was the largest audience, except what he said was both in person and around the world. Not just around the world. It tom i mean, both. This is what im saying, it was a crafty statement. Andy its only crafty if you wanted it to be crafty. Tom in person and around the world, both together. Andy that means both of them separately. Tom if he said each, i would be a registered democrat right now. Andy if he said each his grammar would be bad. Its also not verifiably true that it was the most watch, i do agree that its probably true. Jessica, you said that you can believe that tom is going with spicer on this one. It really . You cant believe that . Know i can because i was on two weeks ago and he did some thing else crazy like that. But i do think its unbelievable that people are going with that, but as we all know that its trump siegel at play and then kelley and conway with the alternative facts. Andy heres my favorite thing that trumpeted trumpeted. Heres what he did there, his ratings were 30. 6 million viewers, he wrote it up to 31. Obamas rating was 20. 5 million, so he rounded that down. So we got 11 million instead of 10. 1 million is the difference. Every little bit counts. A alternative math. It makes sense because he was so beloved or whatever. Also there was less to watch on tv them. Andy all i want to know about dippin dots is tim, what the hell . Its not right to say to the child that its ice cream and when the child looks at these weird pebbles, and it scars them for life. Thats not okay. Andy i think you are thinking of a specific child. Im taking of myself at age 30. Its not right, maybe if were going to march we can march so i scream as i scream again. Make ice cream great again. Tom whats worse than a snakes on a plane . Liberal women on a plane. Live from americas news headquarters, morning, heres whats happening. President trump signing a trio of executive actions as he kicks off his first full week in the white house. This move withdraws the u. S. From the Transpacific Partnership trade agreement, freezes federal hiring, and restricts federal funds for groups overseas that provide or promote abortions. Also in the news, mexicos president is preparing to negotiate with President Donald Trump. He wants to find a middle ground when they meet next week on issues like economic integratio integration, respect for the rights of immigrants, and the money they send home. Mexicans sent home about 25 billion a year. Trump suggested that the u. S. Might retain some of that money to help pay for a wall between the countries, a move that mexico opposes. Also, mike pompeo is now cia director. He was sworn in last night by Vice President mike pence after being confirmed by the senate. Some democrats objected to his confirmation because of what they described of his inconsistent positions on issues like surveillance, torture, and russias meddling in the 2016 election. Violent storms in the south, one death confirmed and monday in florida. 20 and three states, 15 of this deaths were reported in georgia where an f2 twister hit. Another four people died in mississippi. A company wearing parts of the glass bottle could break off and fall into the beer. Thats a look at news, now back to red eye. Tom on saturday, a woman was escorted off the plane from baltimore to seattle after berating a fellow passenger for not protesting trumps inauguration. In a facebook post, he said to the woman asked him if he was in town to protest or celebrate, and he said he was there to celebrate democracy. The woman, who obviously hates democracy, then started insulting him saying things like im going to throw up right in your lap. You make me sick, dont talk to me. Dont you dare even put your arm on that rest. You are a bigot, get off of this plane. Shes calling me names and insulting before saying that i came here to celebrate today. I would like for him to change seats. Im going to get somebody, you dont have to i need to sleep more. A little bit of a lecture from her, followed by her being asked to get off the plane. You pretend you have the moral high ground, you put that mans finger on the nuclear button. That man doesnt believe in climate change, do you believe in gravity . Tom the woman and her husband refused to leave, heres the exciting conclusion. [applauding] tom jessica . Look, im looking for another apology to the gravity is just a theory community. She was very tolerant of them. Her husbands mother had a just died. Tom do you believe that . Yes i do. I prefer that to ashley judd. Tom you think this woman was okay . I dont look it was okay at all, i think people should be able to just fly in peace. She should not have started it. You couldve had one comment, why are you down here, celebrate democracy, could have just said the russians handed it to donald trump them and quiet. And just left it at that. Tom should she have had to leave the plane . Wasnt it midair . Tom that was a classic andy levy joke. I still dont understand you, andy. Tom most people dont believe steph said from the tease deck. Shes adorable. Tom this woman is . Shes an old kooky, let her yell, who cares . Tom these kind of women, she looks like she teaches at a university, shes a real know it all. Definitely, know it all, but shes not, shes going to make your flight unpleasant. Tom do you think this guy who complained, do you think snowflake . I think people have to fight it out. Im sick of everybody ratting on everybody, this grandma is yelling at me, look. What happened to, i hate rats. Thats my position. Tom i think she was mad because she had the middle seat, youre always mad when youre in that seat. Tell me about it, ive been there and its the closest to hell we will all come. The video highlights if you watch it carefully, the awfulness that is marriage, okay . First of all, your motherinlaw died, doesnt give you an excuse to not act like a nice person, lady. Number two, this poor husband now has to get off the flight, because she cant keep her mouth shut, and getting everybodys business. This is why xanax is on the market. Take a bar and youllour taxi. I feel bad for her husband, im way more upset than this guy shot the video vertically. It looks terrible, theres so much more feel that could have been taken im a snob. Tom coming up, 3d television gets weight more realistic. Tom who doesnt love being scared to death in public . As a way to promote upcoming horror movie ring. They decided to mess with some customers in an electronic stor store. It almost looks realistic, right . Ill be right back and then well look at that one. Oh, my god,. Oh, my god,. Tom anthony. I felt bad for the couple that just wanted to buy a stove. People wonder vibe brickandmortar stores are going to be a thing in five years. Amazon prime is the greatest thing ever. Everything comes to you in 36 hours or less. Is this for a movie . Tom yeah, i guess this girl is in the movie and now shes got a little extra acting work. Not to disparage the store, but it doesnt look a national chain, i can imagine youre going to see repeat business out of this. Tom somebody is going to get hurt doing this. First of all, chivalry is dead. I dont know if you saw the guy that shoved his girlfriend out of the way. Not knocking him, i do the same thing, dont worry about it. Tom i was going to go to jessica. You can go to jessica. Tom would just freak you out to him . I see people worse than that woman every day, i see worse on the subway, walking around, it wouldnt freak me out. A word of advice, it doesnt seem like the climate to terrify people now. It doesnt seem like the right way to go about it. Maybe hold off on inciting mass panic as a marketing strategy. It tom it is fun though, theyre getting the airtime they need. Im going to fully commit to the blonde moment, before i saw them actually crawling out of the thing that that was some new feature of television. Just like i thought the flight was in the air. Tom special thanks jessica tarlov, shuli egar, anthony fisher, tim dillon. Im tom shillue, see you later. Thats it for us. Special report is next. President trump calls a day one. He takes meetings with business and union leaders, signs executive orders, and sensitive top spokesman to answer questions for the first time. This is special report. Good evening prayer and welcome to washington. I am bret baier. It has not taken President Donald Trump long to jump into his new role feetfirst. On this first monday of this first week in office, the president set about fulfilling to fulfill campaign promises. Business, trade, the economy. After a fiery
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