0 >> i don't even have to say anything. >> you are learning. >> exactly. >> that's one of the life lessons. there will always be someone more beautiful than you and who is better liked than you. you need to lesson early on. >> learn to kick her down a flight of stairs, am i right? >> i that's right. breaking bones. that was my nickname. >> i can imagine with your last name you had a lot of nicknames. >> and none of them were very nice. >> why are we pushing the valentine's day cards on 5-year-olds anyway? why do they have to think about love and who should i be with? >> the teacher is bitter. >> she is scorned. somebody dumped her. what it comes down to is the teacher needs -- >> isn't that your answer for everything? >> especially on valentine's day. >> andy, you will be alone on valentine's day, obviously chrks is your choice. should we can sell valentine's day and black history month to boot since you hate love and black people? >> wow, what about black love? >> black love is great. i think every month is black history month and making it one month is a way to keep the white devils down. if you are going to do something like this, don't let the kids give cards. that's better than forcing them -- they are both stupid, but it is better than forcing them to give them to everyone. it is kindergarten. they are not valentine's cards. what if parents can't afford 16 cards? >> that's true. >> the teacher is operating from a place of privilege and i don't like. it third, the teacher writes boys and girls may want to exchange cards. hetero-normative much? this teacher is living in the 90s. >> he or she has to go. >> this is a a simpson's episode that aired a week ago. bart didn't want to buy it for the bully. he said i refuse to give to everybody in the class, especially the bully because he bullies me. why would i give him a card? it is funny. >> i love when people explain something they watch. that a is great. >> really, "the five"? shut your mouth. >> touche. he got slammed by sam. on monday ktla reporter sam rueben was interviewing samuel l jackson about his new "row -- robocop" movie and causes us to ask, is this racist? check it out, check it outers. >> this is good. >> did you get a lot of reaction to the super bowl commercial? >> what super bowl commercial? >> oh, you know what, my mistake. >> you are as crazy as the people on twitter. i am not lauren fishburn. >> that was my fault. >> we don't all look alike. we may be all black and family muss, but we all look alike. >> i am guilty -- >> he thought you were bob dylan. >> you are the entertainment reporter? you are the entertainment reporter for this station and you don't know the difference between me and lawrence fishburn. >> and he didn't let up from there. >> he is the car black guy and morgan freeman is the other credit card black guy. you only hear his voice. >> you are 100% right. >> anyway. later in the show, they addressed the situation. >> i pride myself in the fact that unlike a lot of people that do this know -- do know what i am talking about, but in this situation i didn't. i apologize for samuel l jackson and anyone else offended for a very amateur mistake. >> we are fortunate enough to have samuel l jackson here to accept his apology? >> i am not samuel l jackson. i am james earl jones. i am the totes-magoates guy. >> was it racist or stupid? >> it was stupid. that's your job. rut entertain -- you are the entertainment reporter and you don't know the difference? >> bottom line is this says more about entertainment reporters than race. they are not that bright. >> i think it says a lot about race. i live in a racially-charged house. i am an ethnic gendered minority in my own roof. i had to learn chinese. when i ask them to shovel the show they call themselves uncompensated asian labor. >> how many asian kids do you have? >> three jie. three asian kids. that's two more than me. anyway. i don't know what that is supposed to mean. >> you have a sitcom. three asian kids and you are the dad? come on let's write this. let's stop doing this show and get some paper. >> people at home would love to watch us work it out. how do the credits roll? shoveling ice? >> somebody is on the piano. >> i would love to addition for a role of your daughter. do you think i would be cast? >> i have not confused my daughters with lucy liu. >> good for you. >> was this racist or stupid? same question i asked sherrod. >> it is stupid. if i was to be a sports reporter , just because i'm the hot girl i will -- no, i don't know anything about sports. i would assume he does know a bit about entertainment reporting. >> given the way he looks you are saying. >> i do think he should be punished. he should watch "snakes on a plane" like a hundred times. >> i haven't seen that movie. >> denzel is great in it. >> andy, you think everything is racist? >> yes. >> i'm sure you think this is racist. >> oddly no. again, it is an honest, stupid mistake. sam rueben has been dhog for over dosh dosh doing -- doing this for 20 years. >> who is sam rueben, that dude? >> he obviously knows the difference between samuel jackson and lawrence fishburn. >> a black guy should be able to get that guy and not be qualified as much as that dude. why can't a black man have that job and be unqualified on tv. oh is that me? >> fair point. my theory is he never saw the super bowl ad and he heard about the super bowl ad. >> and then he is ignorant. that's dumb. >> when we make mistakes on this show it is a producer's fault and i'm guessing that's what happened here. >> we often edit out mistakes like that. >> you made your share of embarrassing mistakes. >> absolutely. can we show that one? >> that part when rueben said unlike a lot of people in this job i do know what i am talking about. >> so you are throwing everybody else under the bus. >> he basically said you all suck. >> embarrassing, but we all make mistakes except for me. were they remiss to call her miss? a person in oregon is suing the catering company bone april petite because co-workers refused to address jones with gender neutral pro nouns. she took offense to little lady. normal pronouns do not apply because jones is, quote, not a female or a male. >> what is so funny? >> anyway, we don't have ache p tours of the co-workers say she looks like a woman. jones asked supervisors to offer information to every other employee about very jus gender identity issues. jones is seeking a half million bucks for pain and humiliation. let's go live to the chief legal correspondent. ♪ >> he has to wipe so bad, but he can't find the beginning of the toilet paper. where does the new toilet paper start? it is driving me crazy. >> you just rip it. >> you take the whole roll. >> that is an image. >> good for you. >> only person who can pull that off and not make you vomit. >> i am intrigued. >> tell me more about this special talent you have. joanne, was jones too sensitive or not sensitive enough? >> if you are asking your co-workers to do something like that -- they never have had to do that before one would assume. you need to be sensitive to their being sensitive. >> that's true. >> it is new to them, so you need to sympathize with them in that matter. >> i think that is a good point. it is like all you have to do is play along and people are happy to accommodate. unless they like to make fun of you when they find it is a sensitive spot. >> i mean, come on, how much are you going to do at work? you already have to work at work and now you have to do this? tell them to move the box outside. >> having to sensor yourself would be hard for you. >> that's why you don't have a job that -- in an office. >> live in the box where you call it a reality. i am a robot. i don't curse at all. my wife made cup cakes tonight. >> the robots were the people that make everything you are wearing and they get you back and forth on the subway. they make -- >> i am more interested in the person who created the sweatshirt and then passed it down to the people who created it. he is the creator like me, the artist. >> not like the robots who made money to see you perform? >> don't talk about the robots now. i have the robot army on twitter. >> the comedy clubs are filled with robots. >> i can't call you he, she -- >> i will tell you what i would like to be called, but let's get bill in on this. >> is this a viable lawsuit? >> it is very, very serious. we learned it was the prefix preferred by people who were not married, but they did not want to be called miss. >> the germans got it right. >> they don't blame someone for trying to draw the line. i am pro immigration. as you know we will get a lot of latino immigration. the thing that troubles me is thisy have -- they have more pro nouns. doesn't that worry anyone else? >> is pro noun another word for kids? >> you are awful, sherrod. awful. here is my theory. i think words don't hurt. i don't think you should be able to sue over words. i can understand violence, but i don't think you can sue because your feelings #r hurt. >> i think you are a smelly jerk. >> i don't like that, but i am not going to sue you. >> i am going to hear about this forever. greg, this is discrimination toward nonbinary gendered person and needs to stop. jones said jones did not want to be referred to by feminine pronounces. >> so you do -- it points out we do need a gender pronounce. we use they for singular which drives me up the wall. you -- >> you know what is fun? i would like to be called an it. being an it is like a higher evolve of he. >> you are sometimes called a word with it in it. >> starts with sh. >> i would think you are a we person. >> it was my favorite magazine growing up. i -- it disappeared in a fire i started. i was a fire bug. i don't know. i want to be called it. we have to move on. story. tore that story to shreds. coming up, a six-part investigation beginning tomorrow on string. what is it, where does it come from and what does it want from us? useful products or a tool of satan. and are teenagers more stressed than adults? the ones in my basement are. just kidding. they are already dead.

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