undesirable neighbor? i will give uh hint. happy kwanza, andy. >> you too, my brotha. see you at half time. >> no doubt. i am here with jedediah bila. and comedian tom shaw lieu. and bill schulz who thinks he so the set of "dark knight rises" and kurt loder. his new book came outlast month called "the good, the bad and the god awful." the book itself is one of those three things, and it is not bad or god awful. ingure it out, people. and his pages are thin and filled with lefty spin. it is our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> today in thursday styles, reporter stephanie rosen bloom addresses the prerequisite guide to hanging with a new year's day hangover. that takes me back. back in 1922 going on 23 i had one too many gin fizzies while celebrating and woke up with what can best be described as a mild t motor going off in my head. there was no need to stop the rasberries. andy? >> have i gotten so good at tuning you out. >> well, the railway is in play for the tsa. our beloved transportation security administration is not just about airports. take that you jerks who think it is transportation security administration is just about airports. the so-called viper teams are increasingly conducting screenings at train stations, subways and ferry 2er78 nationals around the -- and ferry terminals around the country. they have no foiled plots, but it serves as a deterrent and bolsters the confidence. and critics call it political theater, one tsa air marshall says, quote, we are not the airport security administration. we take that transportation part seriously. and that means all transportation. >> just imagining the body searches. jedediah, al-qaeda is targeted subway in other countries. is this viper thing a good thing or theater? >> i think it is theater. now it means you will have little old ladies with their walkers being groped in another place. we can't even profile even for behavior. it is just random people all of the time and it is stupid. >> i am torn on this because i agree with you, but people have been saying for a longtime that trains and buses or whatever are kind of soft targets right now. do we have to do something? >> where we will draw the line. at some point people will be invading our privacy no matter where we go. and there is really no evidence that what the tsa is actually doing is working because there really isn't a plan behind it. it is not like they profile for behavior and find certain people with certain patterns and can really target them. it is random. a lot of people who aren't doing anything wrong have to put up with the nonsense all the time. >> that leads me to my next question, kurt, which is always good. do you think the tsa is doing this? isn't claiming you have roving teams doing random checks the same as having them? >> it is time to bring these people into our homes so they can make sure everything is okay while we transport ourselves to the bathroom. >> what they should do is use the $24 million and hire a bunch of retired israeli guys. they have a great record of stopping in country tourist attacks and they don't have to pat-down anybody. >> that's actually really good. >> my question was innain so don't worry about it. as a comic, you probably travel a lot, and you probably have to get out of cities quickly before people demand refunds. does the free security make it more -- does it make it more difficult for you to make it a quick get away? >> i do spend most of my travel time in places other than airports, bus stations, train stations. and i often wonder why the security isn't better. i actually learned -- i didn't know tsa -- i thought it was to search airports. i thought that's what the tsa was. i don't know if i really thought that, but that's what was in my mind. i know that was a copout, but that's what i wished it stood for. but i think -- i have normally libertarian leanings, i feel. and i don't mind these people. i don't mind getting searched and poked and proded in the airport. and i think they should do more poking and proding in the train station. you said it. they are soft targets these train stations. i don't know what the big fuss is about these old ladies who are being forced to -- i think it is okay. >> have you actually been poked in the airport? >> he enjoyed it so much he will actually dress up as a little old lady. >> really? i know i saw you in the airport. i know i did. >> isn't that who we have to watch? >> absolutely. >> you could store something under that old lady garb. >> and old ladies are mean. i tried to poke them and they will poke right back. >> bill so viper stands for visible inter mow dahl prevention and response. did they create these teams to have a cool acro anymore? >> all they want to do is say viper like cobra. >> they can walk around saying viper one this is viper three. >> yes. it justifies their lame job. >> i am actually on tom's side on this. i take the bus more times than i care to admit. i do a lot of train travel and i pretty much live on the subway. every time i go into these stations i am surprised that there is such a lack of security. it seems like an al-qaeda gimme as much as we hate to admit. it now that we have enacted the laws they are modes of transportation i can no longer be taking. >> you can't. >> no, i can't. >> and they are not searching for the kinds of things you are carrying. >> that's the great thing. i said it before and i will say it again. all of the dogs now are just bomb-sniffing dogs. they do not multitask. good news for you you drug traffickers. >> it is no surprise these two guys don't mind being groped in the airport. >> wow. i strip naked in front strange men all the time at the gym. that's what we do. >> i'm glad you added at the gym. >> also, at the gym. >> by the way tom's name for new york city is "the gym." some call it the big apple, but tom calls it the gym. he doesn't work out, he works it. they are checking people who are boarding cruiseships. does this affect your livlihood? you do a lot of performing on cruiseships. >> i used to, but i won't be doing it now. we are not safe from these people. where are they not checking? that's a more concise list. from trains to pains. if you have a cough, will you be at a loss? that almost rhymed. it is time to gear up for a war on syrup. starting on sunday, california will require a prescription for any drug containing a substance found in many over-the-counter cough suppressants like robitussin and nyquil and dime ma tap. this is one of the new laws set to take affect in 2012. it is a nanny state law because it is like the state is your nanny. among the other edits, california and oregon are shutting down the sale, trade and distribution of shark fins because why not? cali is banning decaffeinated beer and prohibiting minors from using ultra vie ultraviolet tanning beds and outlawing this. >> actually i am a libertarian, but i agree with that one. jedediah, are you lying in bed at night and feeling miserable because you can't stop cough scpug go to the drugstore in california and can't get cough medicine. this is insane. >> it is insane. i feel like if we made a list of things i am allowed to do that would be easier. maybe i can still go to the bathroom, go for a walk. i can drive depending on what car i use. it is insane. robitussin doesn't taste that good. it is not that alluring for people. >> you wouldn't think so. but apparently for kids -- >> and bill. >> if you drink a whole bottle of that stuff, everything tastes good. and the walls start bleeding. >> tom, the cough medicine law was prompted by a spike in the use of these things as a recreational drug by kids. why do kids ruin everything for everyone? >> i tell you why they do it. back in the old days you could find somebody to buy beers for you. you get your brother or crazy uncle to buy beer. and then they put the caw -- kabos on that and they keep moving the line. >> how do they determine the kids are taking more cough syrup? >> i think they have names for it now. they call it robo triping and stuff like that. >> i know because there is never any cough medicine around. the kids took it. >> they are slaying imaginary dragons. >> it sems like more and more people want the state to take care of them. what is going on with them? >> if you think about it, it was the state that enforced the jim crowe laws in the south. it was the state that forced the sodomy laws in the southwest. why would you want the state to do anything? they are doing enough now. they can't even fulfill their constitutionally enumerated duties. >> a lot of times it is like liberals passing the laws. keep your hands-off my body, but sud -- but suddenly not so much. >> that's baffling to me. >> i am against the nanny state. and i am just realizing that i am against the nanny state, but also pro police state because i believe in the people patting us down. i don't think i am a libertarian. i am a sexist. >> if somebody is like get down on the ground and put your hands behind my head. if somebody is like put on a scarf it is cold. shut up, you are not the boss of me. that makes uh conservative. >> bill, you are in touch with the shark community. how are they reacting to this? >> it is a celebration. most of the stuff is ridiculous, and god knows i loves me some robitussin. i am robotrippin right now. the shark thing i am for. this is a particularly brutal way of distinguishing this wonderful, wonderful sort of this great thing of evolution. these sharks basically take off their fin and throw them in the water so people don't use it as soup. >> that's what they are talking about? i thought it was a ban on the silly shark fins. >> i am for that too. >> okay i get it. i am for -- against that. >> if you are making it illegal for people under 18 to use tanning salons shouldn't it be illegal for parents to take their skids to the beach? >> isn't a real epidemic? it is like 2% of students. we knew who they were, the idiots in high school who were going to the tanning salon. >> we had a tanning bed in my fraternity house. >> did you really? that's amazing. >> kurt, at what .-- point do the people start fighting back? >> i think this stuff is the reason there is such widespread anger in the political clash. it is time to visit the glock section of your gun store. it is past the point where it is just outrageous. >> you are not addocating that people shoot politicians? just say no. >> no, no. >> to the camera perhaps. >> andy, you can't prevent people from abusing things. you can abuse anything. i can drink too much water and drowned myself. the state forgets that. >> i agree. >> good, let's move on then. >> get a room. will iowa become about themowa? they are planning to ramp up their protests leading to the iowa caucuses. hundreds of demonstrators met in the capital of that coastal state to plot their disruptions saying they plan to camp out at the campaign offices to change the political dialogue. critics #r* criticizing the occupy yes, sirs with the chairman saying it would be a shame if the outside agitators out rule the experience. and celebrity net worth has a list of the top 25 richest celebs reporting the movement that hates millionaires. the list ranges from yoko ohno and david letterman, miley cyrus cs dc 120 million, and bill schulz negative 12 cents. that's up from last year. 8 ball, the hairy hustler hits the pool halls to actually earn his money. i still owe that sob an even grand. you heard of pool sharks? jedediah, the occupy yes, sir plan to break into preference groups based on which candidates they want to target with a list of grievances is adorable, isn't it? >> they don't even know what they are targeting. why don't they put forth a candidate they like. if they want to change the system and buck the success stem -- >> do what the tea party did. >> do something productive. put through a clear ideology. i just think this is what the iowa caucus was missing. that gap will be filled now. >> some were arrested earlier on thursday outside ron paul's iowa campaign headquarters including one guy who says he is a ron paul precinct captain. what is going on here? >> to me the whole occupy thing is so two months ago. we have moved on. i can't imagine what the ron paul thing is. the democratic and the republican conventions will be a lot lively -- lively yes, sir. >> tom, what do you make of this list of celebrities, the super rich people who support the occupy movement. are they hip crits or is it -- hipocrites or is it noble because they are standing up for what they perceive as the little guy? >> it is not hipocritical. the problem is the clarity. people talk about the 1% and the 99%, and i am not really clear on why that is even a good fraction to use. is it 1% of the richest? >> it is the top 1%. >> it is the earners. it doesn't have anything to do with your behavior. if there are people in the top 1% who want to stand with the 99 they should. it is a matter of not being clear about what they want. so these celebrities can put their name on the list. do they want to advocate the socialism that some of these occupy yes, sirs want or the anarchy or whatever. there is not a lot of clarity. >> roseanne bar is worth $80 million. she has come out and said nobody should be worth more than $100 million. which works well for her of the. >> were you surprised that america's sweet later -- sweeter heart was worth $100 million? >> there is a bunch about sin daw location i am not aware of. when was the last time you saw a roseanne rerun? five years ago. even then it is like, that show was over rated. i have advice for the occupy wall streeters. theonly thing i like more than my sharks are the gays. the gays were great at protesting marriage with newt gingrich in the form of glitter bomb. bring back the glitter bomb. i want to see newt gingrich look like a big disco ball again. occupy needs to be more fun and celebrate a little more than just wine. wiew iowa -- iowa is in deep need. get over there and do it. >> they can send you. >> i will gladly do that if i was still taking buses. >> occuparty. >> do it, america. >> we will leave it on that note. is drunk on-line shopping a think? it might explain my dr. who toys. you are watching fnc so stick around. ?oi should you shop on-line for a bottle of wine? according to the "new york times," they have suspicions about soft customers and traffic patterns on their websites, ie shoppers placing orders later and later between 9:00 p.m. and midnight. that's not late. that's when i start my day. says one boozed up buyer, quote, i have my account linked to my phone, so it is easy. she obviously has a drinking problem. get help, lady. jedediah, i go to you first. >> i only shop when i am drunk and on the internet. i won't tell you what i buy because that would be wrong. >> tell us what you buy. >> come on. >> clearly can't happen here. maybe on satellite sometime. >> really? >> oh man, this clip will be everywhere. >> do you know how to clear your web history? >> yes, i do. i do. i'm waiting for the government to come in and stop me from doing this too. somehow they will be able to process that i hit that button drunk and de activate my ability to shop. i don't think we are too far away from that. >> i think all computers will have a breathalyzer thing. >> don't give them ideas. >> i welcome that. >> on the other hand, tom, can drunk purchasing save our economy? >> i don't know. the thing is this story seems strange to me. when i am drunk i think i am fine. i'm like, i don't need anything. this is great. i don't even buy the umbrellas on the street when i am drunk. who cares? it is a little rain. >> a happy go lucky drunk. >> here is the thing and i will go to kurt, can't drunk purchases be a nice surprise? three days later you get a package at your door and it is like, oh, this is great. >> first, shopping while you are high, is that new? you take it back when you sober up. it is simple math. >> bill, some guy interviewed in the story, he got drunk and bought a $10,000 motorcycle tour of new zealand. >> i want that guy to be my new best friend. i was told it was peter jackson. this could not be truer. three years ago i was just only freelance writing. i was able to make enough to make rent, but that was about it. i stayed a lot at home and drinking cheap, crap stuff. i would literally get surprised in the mail when things would come. i still have two things to this day i bought and i never used. one was the ab roller. oh it gets worse. th is absolutely true. it is in the closet and in the package. i was drunk and it got in my head, i am getting back into soccer. i don't remember doing this. but i bought one of those elastic cords you put on your leg and it is attached to the soccer ball so you kick it and it comes back to you because i had no one to play soccer with and everyone else had a normal job. i know in my drunk mind i thought i will go to central park and kick this thing around. >> i like how you said get back into soccer. >> i did it when i was 12. >> it is muscle memory. i knew i could join a league and clean up my life. >> i have a theory. don't people send freelance writers free stuff so you will write about it? maybe you were just getting stuff in the mail. >> that's exactly it. >> i think in bill's case, freelance writer is code for unemployed. >> i would buy this story. for me it is not drunk shopping. after i had my wrist surgery and i was sick a couple months ago and i had percocets, oh my god, pain pills. >> i remember when this happened. >> itunes and amazon. especially if you have a kindle and you get the instant gratification, i still haven't read half of the books on my kindle i bought. and i have apps on my i pad that i -- ipad that i never, ever would use. >> can we please, please distribute andy levey's percocet play list? >> distribute your percocet. >> that's when i buy a lot of explosions. it seems really good. >> from on-line stores to moving next door. who is the most desirable celebrity neighbor? this sounds important. a real estate website asked a thousand adults to rank the stars they would most like to share yard space with. tim tebow topped the list. 14% of men and 17% of women wanted to share sugar and brad and angelina coming in second and jennifer aniston -- awkward, jennifer lopez, beyonce, jay z, nancy grace and kim kardashian. and the least desirable neighbors, the cast of "jersey shore," charlie sheen, lyndsay lohan and kim kardashian. you are a celebrity, nay, a edge l end. do the people who live next to you love you or hate you? >> i have no idea. who talks to your neighbors? this is new york. i am surprised thatsatan couldn't have a clean sweep. what is tebow on this list? >> what about nancy grace? >> why is she anywhere? >> i wouldn't want to hang out with tim tebow, no reflection on hi. we just don't have much in common. but he would make an excellent neighbor. >> he would make a great neighbor. but you know who would be a better one? one of the people who won the iron chef competition. late at night and walk over and get a snack, no? are you not agreeing with me? no midnight snack? >> you might get really fat though. >> then have richard simmons move in on the other side. >> talk about late night activity. >> tom, 42% of those surveyed didn't want to live next to a celebrity, period. how is that possible? they are the greatest treasure. >> that's the thing. i don't understand how people would want to live next to jennifer aniston or brad pitt. these people are famous. they are really famous. they attract fans. they attract cameras. i would want to live next to i would say -- i don't want to -- a midlevel celebrity like andy level. -- andy levy, bill schulz. whatever level celebrity you are at. >> i am a midlevel. it is just not bill. >> okay. well i'm saying you are celebrities, but you don't have people flocking to you. no one cares when you come home from work. i could just be like, hi, andy. and there wouldn't be flocks of people. >> you have no idea. >> i get flocks of -- >> you know why nancy grace made the list? they didn't want to live next to her, but they want to say -- if they say they don't want to live next to nancy grace people are like, why don't you want to live next to nancy grace? >> do the tramps in skid row that you sleep near, do they consider you a celebrity, and are they proud you live among them? >> i believe so of the boxcar willy who has a refrigerator box near me comes by to borrow crack and i often uh oblige. and as you know, crack is like our butter. i will give him some crack. he will give me a massage. it is an even trade. there is a barter system, and there is respect among your homeless nay are bos. >> how old is boxcar willy? >> boxcar willy is ageless. and he trans sends gender. i am not sure if it is a willy or willamina. he or she wears a lot of layers. so do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. to leave a voicemail call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from sherrod small. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by champagne. the white, sparkling wine from consumed during special occasions. thanks, champagne. for that we go to sherrod small. do it, sherrod. >> great job so far. are you nailing it. are you knocking it out of the box. >> appreciate. it. >> i don't remember the regular dude. >> i don't think anybody does. >> jedediah. >> you are into women not getting groabs to keep us say? >> i have gotten further with some of those tsa agents than i have with my boyfriend and that is a problem. >> well then your boyfriend is moving slow. >> i am a lady, what can i say? >> kudos to you. >> kurt loder, put him on. how are the occupy people more annoying than those kids who hang outside the mtv window in time square? >> i forget. how are they not? they claim to have an agenda where kids outside the mtv building don't claim anything of the sort. >> you don't think trying to get close to justin timberlake by anything necessary is an agenda? >> it is a dream, not an agenda. >> a dream, i give you that. how is it going? >> good. >> you believe the new york city subways are soft targets? why is that? >> well, they are an easy target because you can get on and you go through the gate and you say buzz me through and you walk through the gate. look at you, sherrod. >> it is dark. >> i am over this way. follow the teeth. thairt. i can say -- that's right. i can say it. >> do you have a theory they are not a soft target? >> it is not as soft as people might imagine. i learned a month ago when i tried to jump the turn style and two others came from a secret door. >> they do come out of nowhere. >> they have secret passages .'s. >> i always pay my fare, but i watch guys like you get arrested. >> what do you mean guys like him? >> what do you mean by that? >> he jumps the thing there. >> what do you mean by thing there? >> the turn style. >> bill, put him on. where is billy? >> yes jie. robo triping, explain? >> after i do a lot of row bow triping -- robo triping, i myself am a soft target. it is a combination of age and chemicals. take care of yourselves. >> jedediah, now, let's get back to jedediah. >> i got you, baby. >> don't you think if these kids stop using like cough medicine to get high, they will use other things like start huffing? >> no. i don't think -- you really think that? >> do you know what huffing is? >> no. >> when you take fwliew or paint thinner. >> they are doing that already. they are dhoog already. >> so -- >> they are doing it already. that is what i'm trying to say. you can't prevent people from acting stupid. if you take one thing away they will do something else. so stop putting ridiculous barriers up on everything and what is next? can we not drink water? can we not drink soda? it is getting stupid. >> so they should just try to get to the kids and teach them of the dangers of illegal drugs and using -- >> you can teach kids not to abuse stuff. but if kids will do stupid things their parents need to step up and say stop doing that. you can't have the state step up saying because one kid mild od on robitussin you can't buy it. that's silly. >> but doesn't every generation have something they got high on that is silly? >> and this is robitussin? >> it is generation r. let's get sandy on the screen. >> i knew you were white, andy, but i never knew you belonged to a sfrat house with a fanning -- tanning bed. >> i am sorry i brought that up because i am not proud. >> what is the fraternity? >> there is no reason to bring that up. let's pretend i made it up and it is a character i am playing on tv. >> i am buying it. >> i will say this in andy's defense and i don't do it much. that was something in andy's past. i feel like we are glossing over the fact that a mid30s man is still jumping the turn styles in subways. that has been on air and established. that is astonishing. >> bill, i go under. >> that is adorable. >> bill, speaking of things that shouldn't happen, boxcar willy called in. he is 76 years young he says. he called in from a pay phone and he wants you to stop mentioning his name on the air. >> boxcar willy and i have issues. not only is he 76 years young, but he is not dying of hepatitis. he is living with hepatitis. there is a big difference. stay strong. >> put jedediah on. where is she? >> no, we are not doing it. >> gotcha. >> are you for a small government. you don't like big government. >> that's right. >> in the same sentence -- in the same aspect you said you want the government to regulate your shopping. >> no, i don't want the government. >> to help you from drunk shopping. >> no, i said we are a shore step away from that. i wouldn't by surprised. no, then i can't get my late night goodies. >> i think it is already to drink and shop at the same time. america needs that. >> i think so too. when you are free of your inhibitions think of the possibilities. >> how do you think sherrod got that tie. >> exactly. >> i had to rob a guy at his own wake to get this tie. >> sherrod, you do a lot of late night buying yourself, don't you? >> i do some late night buying. usually substances or humans. are you saying that all it takes is alcohol to make you satisfied, thomas? >> a couple of drinks and i feel happy and satisfied. there is usually some free munchable items on the bar, and so i can, you know -- >> you are one of those dudes who gets drunk and takes his shirt off and runs outside with no shirt on? >> yes. experience life. >> i respect that. >> i remembered from estari -- estair being shirtless. >> that was a different dance in the rain. let's stay with tom right there. you are talking about what celebrities you want to live next to. even if it is a good celebrity or bad celebrity you know they have money and you are in a good neighborhood. >> they don't let it go. >> but you got a nice house too. nobody had flava-flave on his list. that's somebody i wouldn't want to live next to. somebody who is broke now. >>- q. i and he is coming over to borrow stuff. >> -- >> keep an eye on your clocks. >> >> on your viking hat. >> whose pool house would you prefer to live? >> where did kato kaelin live? >> in the pool house at oj's house. >> that's my speed. >> no matter what celebrity, you are in a good house if you live next to them and you have money still. even charlie sheen, that's a good neighbor. that's beverly hills. back to you, andy. >> all right, sherrod. back to you. >> we will have "red eye"'s funniest moments of the year as voted on by you as fans. spoiler alert, none involve the dude in the middle. so when it came to 2011, what was your "red eye" heaven? we asked you the viewers to e-mail us your best of the year and after tallying your two million votes, we came out with the topics. number four, the unfortunate google incident regarding fellow guest chris barron. >> but are you allowed to because you are in charge of it. nobody will fire you. >> that's a good point. >> your biggest song was insulting and outrageous things. i mean it was insulting and outrageous to the person you sang it to, right? >> what song? >> little miss can't be wrong? >> what? >> no, you are not the guy i think you are? >> you are not the lead singer for the spin doctors? i looked you up, man. >> you are right. we have the same name. >> do we look anything alike? >> well that was a longtime ago. >> that was a longtime ago. >> i kneel -- i feel a little embarassed. >> that might be one of the greatest moments of all time. >> it is great for everyone but me. >> chris, you asked isn't the whole point of the media -- >> i don't even need to say anything. >> happy ending. nick and chris now share a converted loft in a particularly progressive area of brooklyn. your third choice was an alleged look at me in my apartment when i was out sick a couple months ago. >> ray kelly says police only follow leads and do not single out groups based on religion. tv's andy levy wanted to comment on this story, but since he couldn't be here today, let's go live to him at his apartment. andy? >> this is what you do if you are on our staff. >> i told you he doesn't wear boxer briefs. >> you send somebody a video in confidence. >> you did not say -- i specifically said don't show this to anyone. there are things that were clear -- that was not one of them. >> moving on to number two. who could no forget my not so friendly twitter back and forthwith chris brown and my sincere apology. >> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg. before we begin. i want to talk about something that happened tuesday night. around 8:00 here on the east coast, r&b singer chris brown tweeted, no more planking for me unless it is on a sexy lady, lol. so i saw this tweet and i retweeted it adding, you spelled punching wrong. obviously aware of the fact brown was arrested for assaulting his then girlfriend rhianna. now i would like to apologize to chris brown and his fans known as team breezy. to mr. brown, i'm sorry for wrench ising the fact you beat the crap out of rhanna. it is disrespecting to bring attention to the fact you put your girl girlfriend in the hospital. and you beat a woman with your fist leaving her with contusions and a split lip. i know that now. i appreciate the fact you tweeted me letting me know that children conduct themselves better better than i do. and i hope i can conduct myself in a better manner by throwing a chair out of a window and storming out of a building with my shirt off. i ask for your patience. to team breezy i would like to say i'm sorry and thank you for your thousands of tweets which taught me a lot about the creative possibilities of spelling and syntax and possibility easy never imagined before last night. in particular i would like to thank the female members of team breezy who taught me as long as you can sing you can beat the living hell out of women and other women will still love you. and i apologize to everyone for using twitter to settle the fact that a guy who put his girlfriend in the hospital can be welcomed back on in society and be on "saturday night live" and as if everything he did imagine clear never happened. -- magically never happened. the only thing he is guilty of? >> what. >> a felony. >> a happy ending. chris and i both now share a converted loft in a particularly progressive area. a lot of people don't know that. >> you were the original odd couple. >> i don't hit women and he does. >> can we get along? >> you agree to not agree at all. >> time to take a break. but when we return, your choice for the top "red eye" moment of 2011 featuring two special people. two regular "red eye" guests and two wildly different backgrounds and two sensibilities and one magic moment of tv. i give you, and remember there is no giv si e back see. >> how is your cook book coming along of recipes for eating poor people? >> that is coming from the dude who one year for christmas received eight copies of leo the late bloomer from various uncoordinated relatives. >> wow. you must have come up with that guy who visits the brooke brothers outlet more than his own invaw lid grandmother. >> you would know a thing or two about trash having come of age playing cigarette butt hunter on top of a landfill. >> you look like the product of what would happen if david spade the sex with the movie "dead poet society." >> keep them coming dude who works for the saddles in "true grit." >> i know you acting like this. and that's because your father used to bring you to work to watch him fire people. >> it is that laceration i would expect from a man who wasted his 20s walking around in dark sunglasses because people just don'ts [bleep] get it, man. >> isn't your daw lor yuan double parked in a handy capped space? >> and another happy ending, bill. jesse and dana now share a converted loft in a progressive area of brooklyn? >> really? i need to go to one of the potluck dinners. >> it is me, nick, chris, dana, jesse and chris brown. >> it is a "sesame street" for daw general rets. >> it is three separate progressive areas of brooklyn. >> it is one area of brooklyn, but three separate lofts. >> a very pro gris cive -- progressive area. we will close things out with a post game wrap up with sherrod small. to see more go to fox news .com/red eye. this is your final reminder. fox newschannel's american new year rings 2012 in live from time square with bill, megan kelly and greg, peter, bobbie, marcia, jan and cindy. and there is no "red eye" on monday and tuesday. we are bumped for the fnc coverage of the iowa caucuses, but a new "red eye" returns on january 4th. time to go back to my roommate for the post game wrap up. >> all right, somebody gave me questions, so here we go. jedediah, what are you doing for new year's? >> i will be shopping drunk on-line, of course. >> so i will see new the building? >> absolutely. >> tom, how about you? >> you know, one new year's eve this may have happened to you, sherrod. i made really good money on new year's eve. and then some other comic told me, like, he said that's your quote. that's swlaw to make from now -- that's what you have to make from now on. i sit up crying every new year. >> that's sad. >> kurt, any plans for new year? >> i am already doing it. >> right now? this is it? bill, andy, what are you y'all doing? >> boxcar willy and i are going to do it upright and share a can of beans and maybe a bit of crack. tis the season. and then early to bed. >> starting the year off right. andy? >> i am going to be hanging out with boxcar willy and bill maybe having some beans. none of the crack for me though. i swore off that stuff. >> good for you. >> happy new year, everybody. >> happy new year, sherrod.
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