Limbaughs home and sean hanni hannitys too. This is the birthday of william wells, bill berry and j. K j. K. Rowling. And on this date pbs began experiments with their station, and 82 years is the exact median age of a 60 minute anchor. This is viewpoint. Im John Fugelsang and this is viewpoint. Shes some of the smartest funny talented people on tv today. Shes right here on current tv. I give you author, key median, brooklyns own joy behar. Hello, john. John hello, joy. You forgot that i wash and feed the poor. Ive healed many lepers. John the media is upset over your final upset of say anything with joy behar. You have another show apparent. I i do. Can i say that its my ending here . John thats all ive read about. Youve had a final appearance for another Little Program that you do called the view yesterday. Yesterday we put something on tape, and it was a really nice goodbye show. We had a lot of guests. Everybody knows if theyve been reading anything, they know who they are. So im not telling tales. But there is six parts of it. They do the goodbye show on thursdayer tuesday, and i have tuesday, and i have to continue working there until thursday. Thats what i call poor planning. Why cant we do the last show on the last daybookings. John oh, i see. Youre low on the pole. Just one person couldnt make it the last day. John and you cant say who that is. I wont say who it is. Thats going to air next month. Its airing next week. Next friday. August 9th it will be on. John i got to say i remember when the view first premiered, and people in my age you had guys like mike douglas who would have very political subject matter. And then after donahue daytime tv was a wasteland of celebrity gossip and not much else. I had never seen a show that assumed that women and the daytime viewing audience cared about politics and event. I dont think we did too much politics in the very beginning, but we had a very smart show. We were like the mensa show of daytime tv. We had barbara walters, meredith vera, and star jones. She was a lawyer. And me, i have a masters degree, im not an idiot. And debby. Whoever, shes a nice girl. She was like 20 years old. So you dont expect her to have had a lot of education. I was up against heavy hitters education wise. She did okay for a while, then it didnt work out for her. But then there were others who came by. The original concept of the show was different than the way it evolved. Its a little different now. John it really grew, and it was given a chance to grow and evolve. Did you ever think it would last this long . Im glad it did. Because for 16 years i had a job in new york city. That was my main goal in life. I wanted to work in new york city. I didnt care if it was a big job or little job, i just wanted to work in new york city. I didnt care if it payed well. John i wanted to come to new york city. Thanks a lot, al gore. John 16 years, i remember when they brought back to catch a rising star. I was there when you signed the deal. You were so kind to me. You knew who i was. Im so lovely. John you were and you are, but i dont think anybody expected the show to really evolve that much, and i really got to hand it to you. You talk about comedians who take a risk and give their views on things. You were someone as far as i can remember never plays it safe when it came to politics, social issues, women love sex, relationships, has that ever been a concern for you on a commercial level by speaking your mind you could be alienat alienating audience. That is a very valid point. The minute you give your opinion on television you lose half the audience. The research showed, and thanks goodness i was funny somewhat, that they tolerated me, i think because people in the south are not all that thrilled of my politics. Shes so dang new york, but shes funny. They went with it because i was funny for a while. Then i became more political during the election, and that was a problem for people, im sure. But i dont really care. John i dont see why you would. Billy wilder said if youre going to tell people the truth, make it funny or theyll kill you, and i have conservative folks in my family who love. You ive never been told to be quiet. Its scary. I could say anything i wanted to, they would never say be quiet youre annoying people. They ignored me, but so i figured i could say anything i want. John you were a teacher. I got fired from that job. I had a job up in rhode island that i got fired because i was telling the kids that they didnt need to go to the vietnam war, it wasnt for them. John if you knew whattous path was going to be, you had the stage time in front of a class, and you knew you were a good public speaker. I used to win speech contests all the time. They always picked me to be in front of the class, so it was a natural class. I have stage fright, and i have fear of public speaking to some extent because im alone up there. John every good artist has stage fright. Olivia had it foreyears. You go up there, and youre r naked and everybody else is dressed. The one thing i liked about the the view that i had my sisters with me and they could help me carry the ball. Then that began to annoy me. I got my own show and then i jumped the sisterknit. I thought, i have my own show, i dont have to sit with other women and not get a word in. John didnt you enjoy being part of the ensemble and then going over to your own show. For a while did i. Then it got to be too much work. Even the show on current and then having the view, it was a lot. I have a lot of topics in my head all the time. Rosy and elizabeth, the people who came on, it seemed like your guest bookings became more political, and its the daytime program that the president would show. The president showed, we had john mccain. A lot of people wouldnt come on because of me. Sarah palin wouldnt come o on because of me. John sarah palin wouldnt come on because of you. Thats what they told you. John who impressed you the most. Not her. John who came on. Nt obama. O president obama, i really liked. The first time i met the two of them, i thought, theyre sane. Theyre not crazy. You appreciate that for people in the white house. Michelle obama would come on and she was like a real person, never said, dont ask me this or dont ask me that. There was never anything like that. John do you find the more famous and powerful they are, the more real theyre able oh to be. The first time i met George Harris and paul mccartney, i was shocked at how normal they are. Anyone let you down. Some of them are just actors who are used to a script. When youre asking them regular questions they dont know really what to do. They get nervous and theyre like deer in the headlights. I like to interview people about things other than their last project. Thats why i enjoyed my job on current. I could do that here and im really going to miss this show. John i watch this show every day in my office. This is what i love about your show. I know you hate the compliments, but you and bill maher have influenced me a lot as a broadcaster. Youre one of the only two people who can go from funny to serious on a dime and pull it off. Everything is funny, isnt it, except death and dying, we dont make jokes about rape, etc. But there are mostly politics are funny. I have this religious panel that comes on all the time, the holy rollers, we talk about religion, but it can be done. John i like to make religion humor, but someone like jon stewart cant go serious, and someone serious cant go funny. Do you think the role for comedy in politics is to entertain or is it to reach for something higher . Say that again . John do you think the role of political comedy is to entertain or reach for something higher. As a standup comedian, my stirs obligation iify first obligation is to make people laugh. Early on, a catch a rising star people would kill, guitar acts and other things. But after they were done nobody would remember what they said. There was no take away value from some of those acts, and we never heard from them. So i think its important to Say Something that people will remember and then laugh. John joy behar, you have a humanity that you bring to it. Lord knows i try. John youve led edgy and human beautifully. Like you blend, i love that phrase. John i want to ask you about Anthony Weiner. Are you sick of the story . No, sick of it . Its like manna from heaven. Cenk and its beating up on a democrat, its so refreshing. Democrats are not innocent. John oh, hardly, hardly but when you look at what is going on right now with the culture, we saw earlier yesterday weiner spokesperson calling that interna bag, is that an accessory that they have . Yes, Michael Cores bag. She was not a. She was an intern. Not that the two of them are mutually exclusive, but in this case this girl was just an intern. John but youre working for Anthony Weiner and youre calling a staffer a. Look at what men do, in virginia, trying to ban oral and anal sex. All i hope is that i hope Michael Douglas never goes to virginia. John virginia is not for lovers. This mayor chasing women around the desk likes roger from mad men. Like i said before, its never like Bradley Cooper or george clooney. Its always guys like this guy. John filner. Its only those types that sexually harassed. I was harassed by some little short guy. John i bet you were, and its harder to get away with it now. I was teaching a lesson on verb and subject agreements. John well, i can see does that get you hot. John ill try to contain myself. I was on the board, i was 26. I was teaching verb and subject agreement. You have to say everybody is beautiful. In his or her way. You have to have the subject match the verb. John indirect object, etc. Right. I was done with the lesson. He was chairman of the department in the back. I said, so . He said i could [bleep] you on that blackboard. I said well, what about my lesson . My lesson was great. These kids now know that the subject has to match the predicate. John but he could have done you on the blackboard, and did it work . Yes, it was great. John wow. There you have it. John i dont know what to say to that story. What can you say . Hes still around, im sure. He was no beauty. John an unattractive guy was using a crude come on to a wom woman. A gorgeous guy said, i could [bleep] you on the blackboard i would say okay. But this ugly thing. John that is gender equali equality. Joy is going to tell us about the early days of brooklyns own josephina, more stories about our shared employer perhaps, stick around. vo later tonight, current tv is the place for compelling true stories. Jack, how old are you . Nine. This is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way vo from the underworld, to the world of privilege. Everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. I think its brilliant. vo first, news and analysis with a washington perspective from an emmy winning insider. I know this stuff, and i love it. vo followed by humor and politics with a west coast edge. Bill press and Stephanie Miller. What a way to start the day. John we are back with one of our favorite people, the lovely and talented ms. Joy behar who just wrapped up a 16year run on the view, and her humor and insight will be greatly missed in those conversations, and were fortunate to have you here in your other little home. Which wraps up tomorrow nig night. John its a week of finales. Yes, it is a week of finales. John what are you going to be next. People dont understand that there is a life after television. Even the shrink that i had on my show tonight, september is going to come and youre going to be very upset. How do you know . John im ready for my vacation myself. The most fun i have any way is backstage. John so you grew up in brooklyn. Was your family political or funny . My grandfather, they said, used to throw things off the roof, why did he did that . He was mad at fdr, so he would throw things off the roof, is that political . John yes, thats an act of yes, he was political. He was also very smart. He might have been asperger aspergersish. John high functioning auti autism. I might have aspergerses. John and youre not jewish. You just like yiddish. He was italian. He came with his wife from torino, and then he gets a letter from his brother saying he must go to brooklyn because everybody is having so much fun there. He goes to brooklyn and the grandmother doesnt hear himself for months. His grandmother said wrote him a letter, she said, if you dont come back to torino, im going to kill myself and the children, talk about drama. He had a job in torino. Its a nice city. John you can buy shrouds in brooklyn. Theres a lot going on there. Who were your comedic idols . My comedic idol was i used to watch the ed sullivan show. There was jean carol. She would ask about a mink coat, and he would say, for you, the label. She looked normal, no costume or anything. I loved her and then robert cline. I thought, im a substitute teacher, i could do material like that. He was smart. John you were divorced, you had a daughter, and you were no longer at your gig teaching every day. How scary was that for. You between my life now and my teaching days, i was a receptionist at Good Morning America one of the most hot dog resingsists. They would call me and say things. I would say Good Morning America. I did like the switch board. Good morning america. They would say, was that a nazi that you had on today . I would say, yeah. You know, they would say how could you have a nazi on television . Listen, i dont book the show, first of all, and if theyre all in argentina, you have to fly them here. John but theyre blond, blue eyed. Brand completely aggravate me about where is joan london. How the hell do i know . Im answering phones. Do i know where joan london is . John you coul a receptionis. I got fired from that job. A beinger the chance of getting married is the same chance as being kidnapped by terrorists. To me theyre the same thing. That wasnt humidity, that was the 80s. The hairdos ive been subjected to, oh my god. John i bet they all looked great. Where is that from . John one of our staff found it. And the shiny jacket. John it was from the 80s. I think one of the best moments are current network. I thought was going to be what the network was going to be like was your special for sandy relief. You had liza minnelli, larry david, me, great talents all coming together. And i thought that was inspiring. I thought this network has great future, blending entertainment and politics together and social activism, and im sorry we didnt get more of it. What drove you to want to do a show with al gores tv. It seemed like a good idea to do when i had all these comedian friends who showed up for the event. It was really nice. It was nice. I mean, colin quinn was very funny. A Wonderful Group of people, you were on. Were lamenting the fact that current tv is no longer. That is a sad thing because there is no station like current was for us. For one year i was allowed to say whatever i wanted to. Thats why we called it say anything with joy behar. When i took job a year ago, i said, is there anything you dont want me to say . They said, you can say anything. Then they said thats the title of the show, say anything. John same here. I said can i talk about the christian right all i want . And i never had a tv gig with this much freedom. From the left, also. John and to criticize the democratic party. Its an independent voice, and im glad its not going to last. Have you met our aljazeera friends. I had a little talk with them. They have been, theyre very nice. Theyre very nice, but its just our cup of tea. For us there are other places. There are our living room. [ laughing ] there is something called epic . John its a premium cable. I must look into this. John yes, you must because its a place that needs more comedy specials. Im not going to ask you what youre going to do. Where do you see it . John you get the package. Its like hbo . John yes, theyre doing more comedy. Im not going to ask you what you are going to do. Im going to ask you, though, because i asked you for years, do you want to do more sandup . Yes, im already booked. I have two bookings in the fall and september, and now there will be more because im putting it out there. Im doing leno on september 18th, and mahr on the 20th. But i dont have to go every day. John joy, i got to say its been an honor knowing you, and an honor working with you. I do, too. I appreciate all the compliments youve been giving me. John thank you. You have a certainwhats the word im looking for. A jesuit quality about you . Is that because your father was a priest. John my stand up act is pretty raw and its high energy and sort of like joe carlin on tainted meth but for here its been nice to do something a bit smoother and serene. No, you have a very, i cant think of the word, jesuit quality. John thank you, thats like the pope. Yes, pope francis, i like him. John i do, too. Was he not a portion argentinian. John he doesnt think that women should be priests. Theyre never going to make women priests, but they could make women equivalent to priests with a different title. John they could do that and save the church. They dont want to. There is another world to conquer. John i have to say, its been so much fun. Weve done some live stuff together. I loved being on your show. I cant wait to see what happened next. I cant take the compliments any more. I really cant. John a little overrated. A little bit. Stick around, because coming up next a dance party you dont want to be invited to, and im going to tell you what i really think of joy behar. Okay, thanks, john. Thank you, sweetie. Bye bye. c] cenk its go time its go time its go time go time. You know what time it is. Go time its go time. Its go time. What time is it rob . Here comes the young turks go time its go time. Oh is it . Oh, then its go time. Anybody . Anybody . What time is it . Oh, right. Its go time john today on so that happened. New york burns or maybe its politicians dancing, or maybe plain ol right wing people celebrating how rough North Carolina is about to get for everybody else. They did their own dirty dancing on the house floor thursday just one day before ending the regressive legislative lesson that does put baby in a corner, and by stating anybody who cares about Womens Health by now youve heard North Carolina has pretty much banned abortion clinics, im sorry, Womens Health clinics around the state, and women werent the only ones to get stiffed. Lowlifes include cutting teacher funding, cutting unemployment benefits, medicaid is a franchise North Carolina nearly 300,000 voters who do not have state issued i. D. S and cutting back voting at polls because of long lines. But you can still vote by absentee without an i. D. I can go on but its hard to take in how backwards, regressive and outright friggin stupid legislators are in North Carolina. If youre a woman, teacher, student, or just antievil, things are going to get worse for you in your state. North carolina first in flight, last in pretty much everything else. [ music ] guys that do reverse mortgage commercials . Those types are coming on to me all the time now. vo she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. Ok, so theres wiggle room in the Ten Commandments, thats what youre saying. You would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. Absolutely. And so would mitt romney. vo shes joy behar. And the best part is that current will let me say anything. What the hell were they thinking . John welcome back to viewpoint. U. S. Secretary of state john kerry is pushing hard for mideast peace talks. They all sat down together for about a half hour yesterday along with president obama. Now Officials Say they expect israel to loosen their controls over private Sector Investment in the west bank. Now its a good idea to devil that area, right . John kerry is getting flack for setting a public goal for a peace deal within nine months. Others say president obama needs to be more involved before any Peace Movement can take place and they can blame obama if it doesnt. What if we solve the entire conflict in the next five minutes with a bunch of comedians. And the New York Daily News called hair co harrison greenvie hardest working comedic. Let me open for you sometime. We have two jews and a palestinian, lets play ball. John kerry as you guys know is catching heck already for setting lofty goals for mideast peace. But at least hes trying. Do you think he can get something done in the same time it takes Kim Kardashian to develop and produce a kanye baby . I think he has no chance, but i love the fact that he chose nine months to scream this is his baby. Obama has nothing to do with this. This is kerrys baby, and i think hes having one of those delusional pregnancies where he thinks its developing and going along the way its supposed to, and theres nothing there. Hes just getting fat. John i take it youre a cynic on this. Yes. Great line. History is not made by cynics but realists who are not afraid to dream. Im one of the realists who are not afraid to dream. Im actually optimistic, and president obama does deserve it. I was thrown under the bus, nine months, its not like its a new thing. John and he heavily reelected him, and he went to the Palestinian Statehood befo. John the camp david peace accord in which anwar sadat was later murdered by one of his ultra conservative countrymen. How much will they face from extremists. You asked such a funny question. These talks are going to last until someone walks in with a cheeseburger with bacon. This is what comes with the territory. You sit at the table, see what happens, and at least give it a shot. Wouldnt you agree, first of all i know theyre still 5,000 palestinian prisoners, 104 of them being released in the concession. Its not a concession. I have to talk about the funniest thing with the peace talks. Do you know what zippy means in arabic, it means, and theyre cursing her. John but shes on comedy central. Yes, i dont think its sincere at all. I think its what john said. You cant say to me were doing this peace concession and were letting out 104 people. The people they let out makes the palestinians look bad. But theyre not children, theyre not john let me explain why i think the biggest obstacles. If i take the biggest obstacle is that on both sides you have politicians terrified that making concessions will cost them their jobs i think thats the biggest obstacle they have. Theyre solved on Palestinian Issues and theyll be pulled out of office. Again, the reason why the israeli government, syrianess and egypt is chaos. Now they see its the time. And this is the time, and the only way, i tell this to my, my jewish friend who get up in arms and call me various names, there has to be a twostate solution. If not a jewish state, it has to be a twostate. John which has been the political policy until the last three u. S. President s. Youre going there to do some shows, what is it really like for those of us who dont know on the ground in palestine . I mean, you have a variety of things. When i go and do shows in palestine its the only country where im not censored. Its the only place i can say whatever i want. You dont have that luxury in other arab countries. Thats fun and exciting to me. Now once i leave the club i go on the street, there is no job, no hope, no freedom of movement. The Education System is shot. They have nothing left to give. When i hear these statements about what about the palestinians, there is nothing left to give. The land is gone. They have done every secure measure you possibly can. John have they allowed settlements to remain . When you release 104 prisoners but continue to build settlements on land that you claim to have given, how do you take seriously. John im sorry the comedians couldnt solve it in five minutes. But we all make felafel, though. John my panel stays with me. When we come back well ask the eternal question is it possible to have a fight where no one wins . Chris christie and rand paul, theyre trying and we win watching. Stick around. Converstion started weekdays at 9am eastern. Im a slutty bob hope. You are. The troops love me. vo tv and radio talk show host Stephanie Miller rounds out currents morning news block. Youre welcome current tv audience for the visual candy. Just be grateful current tv does not come in smellivision. The sweatshirt is nice and all, but i could use a golden lasso. vo only on current tv. This show is about analyzing, criticizing, and holding policy to the fire. Are you encouraged by what you heard the president say the other night . Is this personal, or is it political . A lot of my work happens by doing the things that im given to doing anyway, by staying in touch with everything that is my own nuance on it. In reality its not like they actually care. This is purely about political grandstanding. Ive worn lots of hats, but ive always kept this going. Ive been doing politics now for a dozen years. vo hes been called the epic politics man. Hes Michael Shure and his arena is the war room. These republicans in congress that think the world ends at the Atlantic Ocean border and Pacific Ocean border. The bloggers and the people that are sort of compiling the best of the day. I do a lot of looking at those people as well. Not only does senator rubio just care about rich people, but somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. But we do care about them right . John welcome back. So the conservatives grand ol party so grand these days. The new golden boy rand paul in a war of words and future Hillary Clinton victim Chris Christie, the governor is talking about wiretapping when he slammed rand paul and what he called the strain of libertarianism in both parties was a dangerous thought. The senator of kentucky defended his position. And rand paul said Chris Christie was among the politician who is said give me all my sandy money now but are unwilling to cut spending which prompted this exchange. We get 0. 61 back on every dollar we send to washington, and interestingly kentucky gets 1. 51 on every dollar they send to war. If senator paul wants to look at where he wants to cut spending, maybe he needs to cut the pork barrel spending he takes to kentucky. This is the king of bacon talking about bacon, give me all this federal money, but where is it going come from anywhere, im willing to cut. John lets welcome back our lovely panel. My friends, ill start with you, harrison, there is so much between these two guys, when are they going to start dating . They should just makeout, and i loved how he called him the king of bacon. Anyone who has seen Chris Christie knows hes the king of bacon, cheeseburgers. Its like going to a game and rooting for both teams to lose. But two and a half years, theyre going to be wrestling. What scott just said, theyre dogsing for 2016, and christie just kicked rands lights out of the ballpark. The bacon thing, disappointing old joke. Its not funny any more. John now rand pauls argument is that he voted for his own version of sandy relief which would have given 9 billion for several years. He voted against the final sandy bell because unrelated pork barrel projects were tacked on like fisheries in alaska. Does he have a point or does he not know this is how things are always done. Aid cannot be spread out several years. Its an emergency. That alone is ridiculous. And there was very little pork. A lot of it was cut out. John the fisheries in alaska. Most people would agree thats inappropriate. We have to check. That may have been cut out. Some things may not be directly related but maybe they prevent disasters in the future. Political reality. If you want to get it passed people will tack things on and when you live in kentucky its easy not to worry about disaster relief. What are you worried about, a plague . Theyre situated nice and safe in the middle of the country. John i tell you, i cant wait to see horrible history hit like a tornado and rand paul asking. Bob mcdonnell is fighting off charge and he has taken back 124,000 in loans as interest from a wealthy donor johnny williams. And Virginia Governor has taken back money for catering for his daughters wedding, a shopping spree for his wife, and a rolex watch. That cost an Awkward Exchange with an exchange with debra feinstein. Youre going to return the tangible gifts that were given to you, does that include that rolex watch. Everything that i have ever received from this particular donor because of the concerns that have been raised by members of the public, and to do everything i can to restore trust with the people of virginia. My daughter, jeanine, on her own, returned her wedding gift. Just to be clear, the rolex is going back . All those gifts i have, including that, yes. Okay. John through his teeth. Okay, so the watch is going back. Its not a story. Well, yeah, its funny because its not surprising that he Wont Disclose his gifts. This is someone who when he declared History Month forgot to include slavery. And here is a guy who not only forgot to mention slavery, introduced the women had to have transvaginal ultrasound if they want to have an abortion. Yet what finally brings hum down is this, like al capone being indicted for tax invasion. John i dont know if this will bring him down, hes running against a weak democrat. But hes the worst dad ever. His daughter had to return the wedding gifts. John what were you going to say . The watch, it was inscribed, the 71st governor of virginia. It will be hard. I dont know who will want to buy that watch. John take it to the pawnshop. The governor said he didnt know about many of the gifts. He didnt favor the donors company. He never asked for the gifts. They just came. Thats nice. Its nice to be a rich white republican. Its interesting, this little slipthey have much more boring scandals than we do in new york. We have scandals. But here is the flip side, the woman standing by her woman, its the man standing by his woman. Its his wife who is sort of done worse than the governor did. John indeed, she has. She has had to give back a lot of stuff and she enjoyed her shopping spree. I cant let this go without mentioning, the cumulus radio, the second largest radio in the country, they announced plans not to renew contracts are russia russia and sean hannity. Some think it may be part of a bigger renegotiation plan . Does this prove that boycott work. They just tore off my two main men. Im going to show them. No, i think boycotts do work. If you lose a dime you change your mind. I dont think it was as much people boycotting than the fact that they had gotten old and it was the same old rants, and their fan base is dropping. Even when they try to be edgy like using the nword the other week, its not working any more. Theyre not drawing any more fans. The reasons why its cumulus. Its when hot air rises. John i got to go out on that. Maysoon comedian and writer soon to tour the middle east, and scott, and harrison, its great to have my friends come back. Had a does love got to do with it . Im talking about monogamy. It aint natural. Young turks i think the number 1 thing than viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They know that im not bsing them for some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. When the democrats are wrong, they know im going to be the first one to call them out. Cenk on air whats unacceptable is how washington continues to screw the middle class over. Cenk off air i dont want the middle class taking the brunt of the spending cuts and all the different programs that wind up hurting the middle class. Cenk on air you got to go to the local level, the state level and we have to fight hard to make sure they cant buy our politics anymore. Cenk off air and they can question if im right about that. But i think the audience gets that, i actually mean it. Cenk on air 3 trillion dollars in spending cuts narrator uniquely progressive and always topical, the Worlds Largest online news show is on current tv. Cenk off air and i think the audience gets, this guys to best of his abilities is trying to look out for us. Did anyone tell the pilgrims they should selfdeport . No, they said make us a turkey and make it fast. laughter . She gets the comedians laughing. Thats the best thats hilarious. And the thinkers thinking. Okay, so there is wiggle room in the Ten Commandments is what youre telling me. Shes joy behar. Ya, i consider you jewtalian. Okay, whatever you want. Who plays kafka . Who saw kafka . Who ever saw kafka . laughter . Asking the tough questions. Chris brown, i mean you wouldnt let one of your daughters go out with him. Absolutely not. You would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me . Absolutely singing i take lipitor, thats it. Are you improving your lips . laughter . When shes talking, you never know where the conversation is going to go. It looks like Anthony Wiener is throwing his hat in the ring. His what in the ring . His hat. Always outspoken, joy behar. And the best part is that current will let me say anything. What the hell were they thinking . Only on current tv. John todays National Award orgasm true. Its true. I thought that came in the fall but it came early this year. I swear that never happens. But the cops in baton rouge, louisiana, who decided to flirt with gay guys, and then bring gay guys home and then arrest them for for bids unnatural behave. Being gay or gay marriage is unnatural. The chairman of the georgia g. O. P. Made the claim as have kirk cameron said being gay is unnatural as opposed to 80s perms. For something so unnatural it occurred an awful lot in nature. They documented gay love in 15 down species. Gay hate, one. Just like kirk cameron screaming at two gay dolphins, youre not behaving natural. Lets stop talking about straight marriage is natural. Im not against marriage, i think its the most beautiful gift you can give to your parents friends. Mating with one partner for life. Im not against monogamy. Most species mate for a season or two and then move on, charlie sheen. But future species mate for life. Sarah palin should know, the wonderfuls she likes to kill killthe wolves she likes to kill, theyre monogopomous,. I think it can be the most beautiful thing beyond romance, and who knows mating for life were bringing our own evolution, in a thousand generations its positive, beautiful just not necessarily natural. Two cities came out on monogomy came out and why humans started to practice it. One university in london looked at primates, and monogomous parents evolved for fathers to protect their young. But another study concluded harrhairy beasts became monogoms and so males had to fend off competition. Its not about love, a guy settling down so he can get some on a regular basis. So monogamy came before romance instead now it comes after romance. Humans are not monogomous by nature. Terminally monogamous there would be no point of having a huge party when had a couple makes a commitment. And these studies prove that mating for life by choice began due to nature which makes it as natural as poligimoy which is what were built for even if we do it only by text message. A thank you to my panel. Im John Fugelsang. Weve got nine shows left, thanks for being part of it. Good night, mom. Joy tonight, Pat Robertson comes out in support of transsexuals. Is there something you are trying to humor us. Well have frank rich, all of that and more on the next to the last episode of say anything. Joy well, pope francis made some shocking comments this w