Wilmore. Huge show, not only is Gabrielle Union on our show. cheers and applause . Larry but i am going to do thisshow with no side kicks. cheers and applause . Larry that . But lets get ready, the first democratic president ial primary debate was last night. You know what that meens you guy, the quest to denegrofy the white house continues. laughter okay so last nights debate or as i like to call it the search for hillarys running mate okay, it was interesting that cnn was treating it more like it was mayweather versus pack yo. In the heart pacquiao. In the heart of las vegas a campaign much of headtohead rivals that have never gone headtohead before. Hill re clinton, the frontrunner bern yoa sanders the surprise threat three others are in the mix. Rz three other political veterans. In the mix . You couldnt even say their names, cnn . [bleep] actually, to be fair, nobody can remember their names. Seriously, i interviewed one of those guys. I cant remember his name. And dan was it dan, Lincoln Chafee yeah now lincoln is a really nice person, all right. I dont want to make fun of him. But come on guys hes making it way too easy with that oversized suit. Or the tie he clearly cut out of his mot el curtains the hour before the debate surely, im just saying. I dont i dont want to do that. And that was the small train wreck. The big train wreck came when he started talking. I just aive radioed my dad had died. My dad had died. It was the first vote, mayor of my city, my dad had died. Really, trying to capture the youth with that one. Nothing gets out the polls like the grim specter of dads death. Lincoln, youre not going to win this move on to jim webb. Okay. Guys, i do not like to focus on peoples looks but i just cant get past the fact that it looks like a middle toe, he does, i cant. Its in my mind. I cant get that out of my head. I cant. And now youre not going to be able to get it out of your head. Im sorry, jim webb, toe. And you know what is werd, weird, i will give an example. The candidates were gifn the question black lives matter or all lives matter. Now were at the democratic debate. Black lives matter move on, right. But i think jim got caught in his own web. Every life in this country matters. I have had a long history of working with the situation of africanamericans. Larry the situation . Of africanamericans . What does that mean . Or maybe thats what you call a group of us . Like a school of firve or you know gag elf geese, you know its a situation of africanamericans. The same it makes sense. A situation. All right. You know, that would explain why every time cops see a group of black people they go lieutenant, weve got a situation on our hands. It makes sense it does make sense, it does make sense. Okay, all right, all right. What about par tin omalley. What you heard instead on this stage tonight was an honest search for the answers that will move our country forward. Larry okay. Total dream boat. I only wish bern ye sanders ideas were coming off of that. We siesd, you have seen him at the beach . Im going to im going to call him Second Amendment because hes got the right to bear arms. applause . Larry all right but overallthe debate for president is really between hillary an bernie right, which culminated in this epic moment. I think the secretary is right. And that is that the American People are sick and tired of hearing about the damn e emails. cheers and applause larry note to self never losemy frisbee in that old mans backyard. But what a gal ant move that was. I give bern yea a lot of credit. He is defending the ladys honor at his possible political expense. That is some sweet ass from maple sir up socializing socialism right. There how does Hillary Hillary react to that one. applause . Larry wow. I mean what an adult response. Two people who are in an intense competition for the most powerful job in the world but treating each other like reasonable human beings. Hmmmm. But nice, moments like that they dont stack upratings wise. This debate was down 42 compared to the last Republican Debate. I guess people prefer their debates a bit more spa did y. I could watch that [bleep] all day, guys. But you know i guess i would say last fights debate was too friendly and friendly equals boring. Now to be honest that made me long for some of this. Watch a fullyformed fetu s on the tainl. Rip up their body parts and sell them like they are parts to a beuic. We have to keep it alive to harvest its brain. If you want to give him a big hug again, go right ahead. Rand paul shouldnt even be on this stage. Harvest its brain. You intrurpted everybody else, now interrupt me. Harvest its brain. cheers and applause . Larry all right. Now im not saying that republicans have better ideas. Im just saying they have have better info. And brain harvesting talk always makes better television, you guys. Now a lot of people think carly baby brain harvesting fiorina won that debate and people say hillary won this debate. So go on, ladies, go on cheers and applause but and its funny that the knock against hillary is that shes too smart right. Shes too competent, you know. Shes unrelated. She needs to be more human. All right. Well, can she accomplish this. Moment that totally humanized her. All the candidates are back. Which im very happy to see. A long story. Lets continue we. Secretary clinton welcome back. Thank you. You know, it does take me a little longer thats all i can say. Larry hillary pees hillary, oh my god, shes just like me i voted for her. I didnt snow she peeed. Thats really what it comes down to. Maybe one of the most exciting moments came during a commercial break. If you shrimp like i love shrimp come to red lobster. For as much shrimp as much as you want it. Larry thart bitches, itsendless shrimp season. What other awesome add ads ran during the debate. Dear hill c. E. O. Hillary clinton you ignored calls for heb of benghazi americans were murdered. You lied. What difference does it make . laughter . Larry come on, rights wing adpeople, cant a brother enjoy endless shrimp . All right, Lincoln Chaffee cheer me up. My dad had died. Larry okay. All right. So in the ends was the debate bore ing . Yeah. Larry did it have all thefireworks and talk about dead baby parts and overt racism and homophobia of the other debate . No. Larry did i simultaneouslywatch the dodgers game, yes, yes, i actually did. Thats a real photo. But the point is we have these debates to determine who is the best person to lead the free world. Not to find the best entertainer in chief. Because, because if that were the case, i would vote for cedric the. Hes an entertainer. Well be right back. Hey. Welcome. Wooah thats an egg its hard to prepare for something when youre not ready for it, huh . Absolutely. Want to meet a car that can detect things before you can . Yeah meet the chevy equinox with available forward collision alert. It can help warn you when youre approaching another vehicle too fast so you can take action. I need that. Ford escape doesnt have that. Aw, come on ford. Love this vehicle. Very smart car. This is really nice. Think you know tmobiles lte coverage . Think again. Our new extended range lte signal reaches twice as far. And is four times better in buildings. See for yourself at tmobile. Com coverage. Larry okay, weve been talkingabout last nights democratic debate. People were looking for something, anything to get excited about. And with one swooping camera shot, america found it. Check the polls starting with the standout of the democratic debate last night and it wasnt even on stage. Check out this beauties long haired guy in the crowd. He managed to attract more attention than some of the candidates. Larry look at that guy. I originally thought oh, cool, it is the first randy quaid sighting of the campaign season. That is what i thought it wasment but then here we did some digging and thanks for the talent department, that bearded man from the debate joins us tonight liver from las vegas. So please welcome to our show the true star of last nights debate, steve meehan. Welcome to the show, steve. Oh, oh my gosh. Happy to be here larry. Hello, hello. Larry so steve it was quite anappearance. Thank you. Larry so the whole country isbuzzing about you. Tell us a little about yourself. Well, there you go. Well, where to start. Lets see. I am a wizard slarmt. And a toy train husband yas i like spy books. Larry hold on, did you say youare a wizard. A wizardamerican. Thats right not one of these fake magicians here on the strip. And once again the candidates didnt address any wizard concerns last night. Larry there are wizardconcerns . Yeah, there are wizard concerns. Larry okay, all right. Who cares about Global Warming when are you being pursued by a family of basque il basque risks. Larry that sounds like aserious issue. I would say so, it is not good. And undocumented orcs, well they dont want to take our jobs, right, yes i know. They want to feast on our bones. And not to sound too trumpy but all orcs are rapeists there i i said it, i said it. Larry hold on a second. Imnot sure what you are saying but im pretty sure it is a horrible thing to say. Well, it is terrible but it doesnt mean its not true. Larry let me ask you this didyou like any of the candidates . How about bern ye sanders . A lot of people love him. He is a little too old. And i say that as an 800 year old wizard plus i cant get behind a socialist, this isnt fantasy land, i mean im sorry. Larry that seems a bit unfair. How will hillary. Hillary lost me with her equal pay comments, im sorry but house elves work for praise period. Larry praise . Yes. Lincoln chafee, why is he running, i dont get it. Larry i dont either. As a wizard is there anything you can do to make the next democratic debate a little more exciting. Well, larry im a wizard but not a miracle worker sorry, nothing i can do. Larry steve meehan, everybody. Well be right back. Where di how do you say breakfast in korean . Google voice response achim sigsa. How long does milk last . Google voice; one week after the sellby date. How much vitamin c is. Is in an orange . Set timer for twelve minutes. Google voice ok, twelve minutes. Where can we find donuts around here . Coffee . What about crepes . How about a bagel . What is the most important meal of the day . Google voice breakfast is the most important meal of the day. For over 30 years, in study after study, advil is unsurpassed in pain relief. Nothing is proven stronger on aches and pains than advil. Not tylenol. Not aleve. Nothing. Relief doesnt get any better than this. Advil. Sfx intro orb rated t for teen music begins and plays throughout we created the master chief, so were responsible when we cant control him. Spartan locke, your mission is go. Lets hunt him down. Music fades out sfx outro orb get the Xbox One Limited Edition bundle old spice bearglove is the best ow bearglove oops. Swagger. Larry welcome back. My man elf nightly show contribute erRory Albanese. Political correspondent steve corn aki and the new season of her show, Gabrielle Union. Joining our conversation right now on twitter at nightly show using hashtag tonightly. Last night was the first democrat cantic debate finally with Hillary Bernie and three other guys. Okay, so what do you think did the best job of possibly becoming hillarys Vice President . I like bernie. He gives that you Christopher Lloyd in back to the future to the delorean marty. I love it. I think he really made a case for himself for vp. I feel like the two of them together though, they just seem like my grandparents, you know what i mean. Like theres something. And i love my grandparents but when he said this thing about the damn the damn emails, it felt like we betder herree up, were going to miss the early bird, all right i feel like hillary will pull out a butter scotch rapped in wrapped in a clean ex. A butter scotch wrapped nai clean ex. You know, like your grandma gives you a hard candy but its been around. I feel like omalley gives more, the handsome people love handsome, that say good thing. Larry so if she could standnext to handsome. She still has to work but have a little handsome in the area. That guy messed up my marriage. Exactly. Larry do you ity thisdemocrats hurt or help by lack of circus atmosphere . Because the Republican Debate, 90 Million People watched that thing. It was like a super bowl. It was. I will say though this is sort of hard for me to believe when i saw it this morning, the numbers were much lower than for the Republican Debate however that was the highest rated democratic president ial debate in history last night. Larry really . Hillary and obama in 2008 which that was quite a show. This got 5 million more than that did. So by that standard, it was good for democrats. Larry i think Lincoln Chafeeput it over the top. He will forever be noted the hippie factor. Larry do you think anybodysopinions were changed last night by anything . Like because a lot of people were introduced to bernie for the first time, i think. I think she had heard about him. Do you think peoples opinions of bernie might have changed. I feel like people have sort of predetermined. I think hillary just gets it. I think thats been, like theyve made that agreement when she jumped out in 2008 but im a sinnic about politics. Larry you think it is an underthe table deal. Under the table. I think everything in washington is under the table. I do. I do. Larry everything. There is a sexual innuendo there. I was going to say, that would be the other thing. Exactly. The other clinton, that was the best part was bill clinton tweeted hes like yeah, im wafng the debate from my hotel room in vegas. Dont leave bill clinton alone in a hotel room in vegas. That is very irsponl hillary. I feel like people usually out there have opinions made out which is a lot of bernie fans. You know. Hard to say. I remember in 2008 when obama said hillarys likable enough, but shes been fighting that type of thing. I thought she was very likable last night. Shes a likable person, period. I dont need to be your best friend for you to lead be the leader of the free world. I need you to be competent. But with women we you know. She gets that card, not only do we need you to be the leader of the free world but you better make a mean pound cake too. Its unfair. I agree totally. You know whose mind was changed or very well might have been changed is joe biden. The guy who wasnt there. He has to make a decision is he going to make this last minute entry into the race. I think that Hillary Clinton he saw on stage, of the attacks she made on Bernie Sanders in my mind were sort of really aimed at joe biden. The message is if you get in this race, this is what you will be up against. This is what you will be facing. I thought that was good. To me it showed some sure footing. I liked her on the attack like that. I was going to say, also that is one thing she doesnt even bring up but she should we got a woman in the white house, we pay her 70 on the dollar, you know what i mean . Rory thats not a. We will save money. Rory, no. That say moneysaving. Larry thats not what we want. We are in a lot of debt. Larry that is now how we cansaich. It is one way we should save. We have a black woman in there we only have to pay her 7 cents on the dollar. Larry i want to show this soundbite of the night. The American People are sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails. Me too, me too. You know . Larry okay. First of all, i [bleep] love Bernie Sanders for that. I mean hes so hes just himself. But my question is does that help him more or help hillary more . I feel like the old guy yelling about emails like my disad, god damn email, you know what i mean. Its not good. Larry how you cannot like himin that role. Think about it. If he had not done that, if he had done the typical political thing in that situation, shame on you Hillary Clinton you should have known better. We wouldnt be talking about it nearly as much as we talked about that moment. And they actually took that moment, the Sanders Campaign they put an email together and sent it out asking for money. They have raised 2 million overnight off that moment. [bleep]. Im shocked man. That is amazing. And you know, he took, he took the smart road. You attack her on that you erode the whole democratic party. Shes the frontrunner. You do us all a disservice as democrats to go that route. You actually set yourself apart by not pandering to the republican, you know, partisan investigation. Larry but they went to lincolnchafee and he actually did try to attack her on the email. And Anderson Cooper says did you have a response. Mrs. Clinton said nope. That was it. Amazing. Yeah. Larry do you think gender isgoing to play a part in this election . When push comes to shove when hillary, i think she will be the dom knee for the democratic party. When push comes to shove we have never done this before. Were in the national election, do people pull the lever for the first woman president . Is that going to happen . If they dont because shes a woman, they should just go somewhere else. If they dont like her policies, thats finement but in other words, if its 2015 and were having an issue of like oh, the lady, just kill your servetion you know what i mean. I dont know, we dont need you we dont need you, we dont. I think obama being the first black president , she said im writing that first [bleep] all the way to. Come see the show g to the nightly show. Com for who says families have to share data . These guys, thats who but at tmobile you can get four lines with up to 10 gigs of 4g lte data, each no sharing and just 30 bucks a line 10 gigs for each and every one of you well even pay your familys switching fees up to 650 bucks per line so you can get 10gigs for all, today and its only from tmobile larry okay, thats hourshoavment i want to thank our panelist Rory Albanese steer kornacki and Gabrielle Union, stay tuned for midnight with chris hardwick. Good nightly everyone. Its 11 59 and 59 seconds. 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